Editing Snotty and Snottier/Transcript (section)

==The Beginning==
(The scene begins with everyone running from Snotty Boy)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' You can run but you can't hide from the awesome power of my earwax blaster.
* '''Donald Duck:''' Where did he even get all the wax from?
* '''Luan:''' Easy, a wax museum. (laughs) Get it? (sprayed with wax)

(Soon Snotty went after everybody. Otis took some wax to save Abby)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Say your prayers, milky boy.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I don't suppose you would be satisfied with a hug...instead.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I'll show you a hug, stupid bear.
* '''Tigger:''' He's got Otis!
* '''Rabbit:''' And Pooh too!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Eugene!
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I'M BUSY!!!!!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Come home! I have a wonderful surprise for you!
* '''Snotty Boy:''' A surprise? I like surprises. You two are lucky.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' EUGENE!!!!!
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!! (leaves)
(Everyone comes out in pain)
* '''Tigger:''' Shooting at us with ear wax. How nasty can you get?
* '''Otis:''' Alright. Is everyone ok?
* '''Peck:''' Sorry I can't hear you. I have wax in my ears. AND IT'S NOT MINE!!!!
* '''Lola:''' That wax ruined my dress!
* '''Human Rarity:''' So did mine!
* '''Pip:''' I hate that kid.
* '''Abby:''' He's inhuman.
* '''Freddy:''' He's not of this earth!
* '''Spike the dog:''' He's a animal torturer.
* '''Donald:''' He's insane!
* '''Pig:''' He's a monster.
* '''Peck:''' What?
* '''Otis:''' I don't like the sound of this big surprise.
* '''Freddy:''' I don't like the sound of vacuums.
* '''Pip:''' You not bright.
* '''Otis:''' Let's follow him.
(At Mrs. Beady's House)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' OHH!!!! There's my smooth skin little man cub!
* '''Snotty:''' Gah, what-ev-er. Where my stupid surprise?
(A boy with braces and wearing military clothes comes slowly from the kitchen)
* '''???:''' Hello cousin.

(Snotty Boy screamed)
* '''???:''' It's been a long time.

(Snotty Boy screamed again)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, I knew you be thrilled. Bernard stopped by on his way to Explosives Camp.
* '''Bernard:''' Yeah. Family means everything to me. Auntie Nora, would you go get us one of your delicious big boy snacks?
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Good idea, Bernard. You two have a lot of catching up to do. (leaves to the kitchen)
* '''Bernard:''' Well, well.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Ok, look Bernard. You may have beaten me up when I was little, but I don't know if you notice, I'm not little anymore.
* '''Bernard:''' I totally understand what you're coming from. (drops a clock on Snotty) That's why, all I want is you to say that you're a dirty Pilgrim.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I'm not gonna say that.
* '''Bernard:''' Really? (literally took Snotty's nose) Got your nose! Here you can have it back now. (puts it back) Now, will you admit that your a dirty Pilgrim.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' No, I will not admit it!

(Bernard started beating Snotty Boy and as the smoke clear, Snotty was on the ceiling fan)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Eugene, just look as the mess you made.
* '''Bernard:''' I try to tell him Auntie Nora. He just a dirty Pilgrim.

(Snotty Boy falls down, follow by the ceiling fan, a bathtub, and a ostrich)
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' That kid was so mean to Snotty Boy.
* '''Otis:''' I know. I think I love him.

(Everyone agrees)
* '''Peck:''' What?
* '''Pip:''' Too bad that cousin kid can't stay until Snotty leaves.
* '''Otis:''' Maybe he can.

(In the kitchen, the telephone rings)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' I'll get that.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I am soooo gonna tell Auntie on you. (smack with the table) Or not.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Hello?
* '''Otis:''' Yes, this is Counselor Gint Mcsplooedy from Explosives Camp
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, hello, counselor.
* '''Otis:''' Sorry, to tell you that the camp has gone out of business. So Bernard have to make other plans this month. (Freddy makes a exploding sound) Whoops. That was big explosion in Cabin 9. Gotta go!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Ok, bye. (back to the kitchen) The man from your camp says it's gone out of business.
* '''Bernard:''' WHAT!?!? (sprayed juice in Snotty's eyes) That's not fair to me!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you poor thing. I know. How would like to stay here and play with your cousin all summer?
* '''Bernard:''' Well that sounds delightful. I'll go unpack.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Auntie Nora, Bernard can't stay here. He likes a firm mattress and yours are all extra firm.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you just don't wanna share your Auntie Nora, no you don't. Well don't worry. You're always gonna be my favorite. Now where did I put all those guest towels. (leaves)
* '''Bernard:''' (comes in) Come on cousin. Time to play.

(Snotty runs away as Bernard walks after him)