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Here's 16th episode for season 2 from ''[[Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard]]''. Here's the Transcript. ==The Beginning== (The scene begins with everyone running from Snotty Boy) * '''Snotty Boy:''' You can run but you can't hide from the awesome power of my earwax blaster. * '''Donald Duck:''' Where did he even get all the wax from? * '''Luan:''' Easy, a wax museum. (laughs) Get it? (sprayed with wax) (Soon Snotty went after everybody. Otis took some wax to save Abby) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Say your prayers, milky boy. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I don't suppose you would be satisfied with a hug...instead. * '''Snotty Boy:''' I'll show you a hug, stupid bear. * '''Tigger:''' He's got Otis! * '''Rabbit:''' And Pooh too! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Eugene! * '''Snotty Boy:''' I'M BUSY!!!!! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Come home! I have a wonderful surprise for you! * '''Snotty Boy:''' A surprise? I like surprises. You two are lucky. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' EUGENE!!!!! * '''Snotty Boy:''' I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!! (leaves) (Everyone comes out in pain) * '''Tigger:''' Shooting at us with ear wax. How nasty can you get? * '''Otis:''' Alright. Is everyone ok? * '''Peck:''' Sorry I can't hear you. I have wax in my ears. AND IT'S NOT MINE!!!! * '''Lola:''' That wax ruined my dress! * '''Human Rarity:''' So did mine! * '''Pip:''' I hate that kid. * '''Abby:''' He's inhuman. * '''Freddy:''' He's not of this earth! * '''Spike the dog:''' He's a animal torturer. * '''Donald:''' He's insane! * '''Pig:''' He's a monster. * '''Peck:''' What? * '''Otis:''' I don't like the sound of this big surprise. * '''Freddy:''' I don't like the sound of vacuums. * '''Pip:''' You not bright. * '''Otis:''' Let's follow him. (At Mrs. Beady's House) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' OHH!!!! There's my smooth skin little man cub! * '''Snotty:''' Gah, what-ev-er. Where my stupid surprise? (A boy with braces and wearing military clothes comes slowly from the kitchen) * '''???:''' Hello cousin. (Snotty Boy screamed) * '''???:''' It's been a long time. (Snotty Boy screamed again) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, I knew you be thrilled. Bernard stopped by on his way to Explosives Camp. * '''Bernard:''' Yeah. Family means everything to me. Auntie Nora, would you go get us one of your delicious big boy snacks? * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Good idea, Bernard. You two have a lot of catching up to do. (leaves to the kitchen) * '''Bernard:''' Well, well. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Ok, look Bernard. You may have beaten me up when I was little, but I don't know if you notice, I'm not little anymore. * '''Bernard:''' I totally understand what you're coming from. (drops a clock on Snotty) That's why, all I want is you to say that you're a dirty Pilgrim. * '''Snotty Boy:''' I'm not gonna say that. * '''Bernard:''' Really? (literally took Snotty's nose) Got your nose! Here you can have it back now. (puts it back) Now, will you admit that your a dirty Pilgrim. * '''Snotty Boy:''' No, I will not admit it! (Bernard started beating Snotty Boy and as the smoke clear, Snotty was on the ceiling fan) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Eugene, just look as the mess you made. * '''Bernard:''' I try to tell him Auntie Nora. He just a dirty Pilgrim. (Snotty Boy falls down, follow by the ceiling fan, a bathtub, and a ostrich) * '''Human Fluttershy:''' That kid was so mean to Snotty Boy. * '''Otis:''' I know. I think I love him. (Everyone agrees) * '''Peck:''' What? * '''Pip:''' Too bad that cousin kid can't stay until Snotty leaves. * '''Otis:''' Maybe he can. (In the kitchen, the telephone rings) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' I'll get that. * '''Snotty Boy:''' I am soooo gonna tell Auntie on you. (smack with the table) Or not. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Hello? * '''Otis:''' Yes, this is Counselor Gint Mcsplooedy from Explosives Camp * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, hello, counselor. * '''Otis:''' Sorry, to tell you that the camp has gone out of business. So Bernard have to make other plans this month. (Freddy makes a exploding sound) Whoops. That was big explosion in Cabin 9. Gotta go! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Ok, bye. (back to the kitchen) The man from your camp says it's gone out of business. * '''Bernard:''' WHAT!?!? (sprayed juice in Snotty's eyes) That's not fair to me! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you poor thing. I know. How would like to stay here and play with your cousin all summer? * '''Bernard:''' Well that sounds delightful. I'll go unpack. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Auntie Nora, Bernard can't stay here. He likes a firm mattress and yours are all extra firm. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you just don't wanna share your Auntie Nora, no you don't. Well don't worry. You're always gonna be my favorite. Now where did I put all those guest towels. (leaves) * '''Bernard:''' (comes in) Come on cousin. Time to play. (Snotty runs away as Bernard walks after him) == The Middle == (Snotty kept running and trips over a rock to the barnyard) * '''Bernard:''' You can run, but not well! * '''Otis:''' This is great. This the best idea I ever had. * '''Tigger:''' You should teach that kid and thing or three * '''Timmy Turner:''' And best of all, with Bernard around, no more getting beat up, right? * '''Donald Duck:''' Yeah. * '''Bernard:''' (senses something) Wait a minute. I sense joy and innocence waiting to be crushed. (turns to the others) * '''Otis:''' Uh, guys, we might want to get inside and hide our entrails. * '''Lisa:''' Peace out. I'll be in my bunker. (dashes off) * '''Lincoln:''' Everyone else to the barnyard! We'll be safe there. (Everybody rushes into the barnyard and barricade the door.) * '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' Are you sure that'll hold him? * '''Otis:''' Of course, as long he doesn't have any explosi--(the doors bursts) * '''Eeyore:''' To make a long story short, uh oh. * '''Bernard:''' Let's party. * '''Tigger:''' Show him what you're made of, Buddy Bear. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Fluff? * '''Tigger:''' I think we're in big trouble. (Bernard started beating everyone up and causing havoc) * '''Bernard:''' Bye, silly billy barn animals and silly dumb kids. (snickers) See you all summer! * '''Pig:''' (Head on Otis' body) Is he gone? * '''Otis:''' (head on Pig's body) He's gone. I not even sure how he did this. * '''Pig:''' That is one sick kid. * '''Peck:''' (beak on backwards) I think he had a good time. * '''Freddy:''' (In a wall) Yes. I think he really felt at home. * '''Abby:''' (in a haystack) Has anyone seen Pip? * '''Pip:''' (Coming out of her nose) I think you have a sinus infection. * '''Otis:''' Is everyone else ok? * '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' That jerk broke and slammed my head into my guitar. * '''Mickey Mouse:''' He almost broke my ears. * '''Sunset Shimmer: '''I don't think i can sit ever again after what he did. * '''Donald Duck: '''Why that little-- * '''Tigger: '''Donald, watch your words. * '''Human Applejack:''' He lassoed me to the ceiling. * '''Timmy Turner:''' That's nothing compared to he did to Cosmo and Wanda. * '''Cosmo:''' I can't believe he had hail as the size of a minivan. * '''Wanda:''' (one falls on her) Fully loaded mini vans. * '''Lincoln:''' That's it! That kid crossed the line this time. * '''Luna:''' (painted blue) I say that line was crossed when this happened, bra. * '''Lana:''' (covered in soot and smoke) Or this. * '''Luan:''' (with a cast on her leg) Or this. * '''Lily:''' (radioactive) Ga-ga. * '''Scruffy''': Whatever the case is. We're in bigger trouble than we are before * '''Rabbit:''' No wonder Snotty is terrified of Bernard. He's insane! * '''Otis:''' I can't believe I'm saying this. But we were better off when Snotty Boy was our enemy. * '''Pig:''' Otis what are we going to do? That psycho kid's gonna be here all summer. * '''Human Fluttershy:''' Maybe we should tell Mrs. Beady about Bernard. * '''Goofy:''' She's not going to believe us. * '''Piglet:''' The only way she'll believe us is if she sees Bernard hurting Snotty Boy. * '''Otis:''' Piglet, that's it! * '''Human Applejack:''' What's it? * '''Otis:''' Guys do you remember what Mrs. Beady said to Snotty Boy this morning? (They think about it, but they couldn't remember) * '''Pip:''' Do you have a thought bubble to remind us? * '''Otis:''' I do actually. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (in a thought bubble) You'll always be my favorite. Favorite, favorite... * '''Otis:''' (pops the bubble) Come on guys. I have a plan. (Later in the forest, Snotty Boy muttering scared when he hears something) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Who is it? Is that you B-Bernard? * '''Otis:''' (comes in misty fog in Indian clothing) We're not going to hurt you. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Who are you? * '''Otis:''' I am Walks With Udders, your animal spirit guide. And these are some of my spirit guide friends. Officer Pig. * '''Pig:''' Top of the morning. * '''Otis:''' Two Construction workers. * '''Freddy:''' Hey, how'd ya doing? * '''Peck:''' Forget about it. * '''Otis:''' A sailor of some type. * '''Abby:''' Ahoy there. * '''Otis:''' Some heroes we don't know and also don't care. * '''Lynn:'''Yeah. Hey! * '''Human Pinkie Pie: '''I didn't know you were a physic, Lucy. * '''Lucy:''' It's Madame Lucy. * '''Otis:''' And this tiny lounge singer. '''[Pip]''' ''I'm just crazy about chestnuts. '' ''Cause chestnuts got that zing.'' * '''Snotty Boy: '''What's that sound? * '''Otis:''' What sound? * '''Snotty Boy:''' How come every time I hear that sound there's like fog coming out of your dress * '''Otis:''' This isn't a dress * '''Snotty Boy:''' Looks like a dress to me * '''Otis:''' I assure you it's not a-- * '''Snotty Boy:''' Do you have, like, a fogger under there. You have a fogger. * '''Otis:''' What? (Snotty and Otis kept arguing) * '''Otis:''' Yes, never mind that. We have heard your cries against your enemy and come to lend you our spirit power * '''Snotty Boy:''' You don't look that powerful to me. * '''Rabbit:''' Mickey, if you please. (Mickey bonks him on the head) * '''Otis:''' If you want to defeat your enemy, follow us to the Place of Reckoning. * '''Snotty Boy:''' The place of what? * '''Sci-Twi:''' Just follow us. (Late that night at the Barnyard) * '''Otis:''' Welcome to the Place of Reckoning! * '''Snotty Boy:''' This is looks like a stupid barn. Are you going to help bear Bernard of what? * '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' (whispering) Not with that attitude he's not. * '''Otis:''' Fellow spirits, anoint him with the chaste of power. * '''Abby:''' The Snowglobe of Strength. * '''Peck:''' The Rotting Stick of Agility. * '''Freddy:''' This Ketchup Packet of Dexterity. * '''Pig:''' And a garlic crouton. * '''Snotty Boy:''' What's this do? * '''Pig:''' Nothing. But it's excellent in salads. Really perks up a bowl of soup. * '''Otis:''' (shushes Pig) With these tools, you shall conquer Bernard. * '''Human Fluttershy:''' (whispering) You sure this is going to work? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Muscles growing. Courage issuing forth from every pore. I...AM...CONQUERING BOY!!!! * '''Eeyore:''' Nope. == The Ending == * '''Narrator:''' ''The Next Day.'' (Bernard pulling a cat's tail when he heard the phone ring) * '''Bernard:''' What? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong number. You're clearly a troll. * '''Bernard:''' Eugene? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Oh Hi, Bernard. Gosh, you really sound like a stupid troll on the phone. A troll with a wire on his head. (Bernard turns red and steam comes out of his nose) I hear your face throbbing, dear head. * '''Bernard:''' Tell me where your face is so I can destroy it. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Meet me at the Place of Reckoning. It's a large red building 100 yards down the road. * '''Bearnard:''' You mean that barn? * '''Snotty Boy:''' PLACE OF RECKONING!!!! (hangs up) Now, to summon more power. (rubs the crouton all over his body) * '''Pip:''' Otis, are you sure about this? Bernard gonna turn him into a Snotty Burger. * '''Otis:''' Nah, I will be back with Mrs. Beady before it gets serious. When she sees Bernard beating on her precious Snotty Boy, she'll pack him up forever and it bye-bye psycho. * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' It's totally full proof. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' So how long do we have until Bernard arrives? * '''Lisa:''' Based on speed, anger and his hatred of Snotty Boy, he'll be here in about 5 minutes. (Bernard comes through the doors) * '''Pig:''' Uh he's here. * '''Otis:''' Milk me. (he runs off) * '''Lisa:''' Milk me's right. I forget about pulverization. (Otis rides off on the scooter) * '''Bernard:''' Time to stop your existence. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Well, you probably don't know, that my stupid spirit guides gave me this Snowglobe of Strength, this Rotting Stick of Agility, and this Ketchup Packet of Dexterity. * '''Bernard:''' What's the crouton for? * '''Snotty Boy:''' It's very nice with salads. You can put it on--- * '''Bernard:''' Say goodbye to your body! (pulverizes Snotty Boy) * '''Pig:''' He'll destroy him before Otis gets back. * '''Wanda:''' Really hopes he comes back. * '''Pip:''' Yeah, it's too bad. Who wants nachos? * '''Cosmo:''' Ooh, I do. (Everyone grabs some nachos) * '''Otis: '''I am a talking cow. * '''Mrs. Beady: '''You! * '''Otis:''' Here! (gives her the key) You can chase me on the scooter. (Mrs.Beady grabs her camera and chased after Otis) (Back at the Barnyard) * '''Bernard:''' I called this move the Snot Knot. (tied Snotty up with his arms and legs) (Otis runs through a wall) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Smile, cow! * '''Lori:''' Hey, Beady. Bernard is hurting your nephew! * '''Snotty Boy:''' Auntie Nora, save me! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Bernard! * '''Otis:''' Yoink! (takes the camera) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Take your hands off my little yum-yum man! (throws a horseshoe and makes a --- lands on Bernard) I'm sending you to your mother and father and you're never coming back. EVER!!!!!! (pulls his ear) * '''Bernard:''' I'll be back, Eugene! And I'm gonna eat your silly billy skull! * '''Snotty Boy:''' I did it! I defeated Bernard! And you know who I have to thank... (Everyone is flattered until) * '''Snotty:''' Me! * '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!? * '''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!? * '''Eeyore:''' HUH!?!??! * '''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Lincoln:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Girl Louds:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy:''' What?!?! * '''Rabbit:''' Why should you get the credit? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Because I Rock-a La Casbah. And you're the worst spirit guides ever! * '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it? * '''Snotty Boy:''' I'm gonna kick you stupid spirit guide butts! (shot wax at Otis) * '''Wanda:''' I hate that family. * '''Donald:''' So what do we do now? * '''Piglet:''' I guess, same thing what we always do. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Where's your spirit fogger now, huh? THE END! [[Category:LegoKyle14]] [[Category:Magmon47]] [[Category:Winnie the Pooh goes Back at The Barnyard Season 2's Episodes]] [[Category:Transcripts]] [[Category:Episodes]] [[Category:Scenes]]
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