Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript

This is the transcript for Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House.

The Prologue/Opening/"Get off my lawn!"/Meeting Dustin James "DJ" Walters

(The films begins with Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, Jack Skellington, Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny, Aladdin, Kronk, Timmy Turner, Otis, Simba, Lincoln Loud, SpongeBob SquarePants, Alex, Skipper, Twilight Sparkle, Apple Bloom, Ttark, Woody Woodpecker, Sora, Mickey Mouse, Kim Possible, Star Butterfly, and their friends waiting for the Powerpuff Girls)

Rabbit: What's taking the Powerpuff Girls so long? They should be here by now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, don't worry, Rabbit. I'm sure they'll be here.

Lori Loud: Yeah, maybe they're literally still in school.

Tigger: Yeah, or maybe they're still fighting crime in order to protect Townsville from Mojo again.

Kim Possible: You got a point, Tigger. Speaking of which, anything yet, Ron?

Ron Stoppable: Not yet.

Aladdin: Well, let's just hope they get here.

Marty: You're right, Aladdin.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah!

(Ron sees something and gasps)

Ron Stoppable: (bumps his head) Ow. Guys, they're coming! I see them! I saw the Powerpuff Girls coming right now!

(The Powerpuff Girls enter)

Bubbles: Hi, guys!

Buttercup: 'Sup?

Blossom: Hey, everyone. Sorry we're late.

Timon: Hakuna matata, girls. No worries.

Rabbit: What kept you girls so long? We've almost left for our next adventure without you.

Blossom: Sorry, Rabbit. Me, Bubbles and Buttercup were busy doing our chores until the Professor ordered us to go on the adventure, so that he'll do them.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, that explains a lot.

Lincoln Loud: So, where are we going for our next adventure, Lisa?

Lisa Loud: Well, I think it's... Mayville, Wisconsin.

Ash Ketchum: That means Halloween is tomorrow.

Pikachu: (in agreement) Pika, pika.

Buttercup: Pikachu is right. Is everyone ready?

Jack Skellington: We're off!

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, guys. Move out!

Fluttershy: But, but... (screaming)

(The heroes are off to go to Mayville. The screen fades to black. As the opening titles appear, the main title which reads, "Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House", closes in on the camera, filling the view. An orange leaf wobbles in the breeze, then falls to the ground below. They're suddenly flown back up by a girl, who is singing, riding a tricycle)

Little Girl: La-la! Hello, fence. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Hello, leaves. La-la-la-la-la! Hello, sky. La-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la... Ohh!

(Suddenly, the wheel on the girl's trike gets jammed as she tries to paddle. She looks over at an old house as a leaf flies over to the front porch. The girl's eyes widen as the door trembles, then opens. Mr. Nebbercracker, an elderly man, steps out)

Mr. Nebbercracker: GET OFF MY LAWN!! (runs over to the girl, who screams as she tries to pedal harder) Ooh! Trespasser! Do you wanna be eaten alive?!

Little Girl: No.

Mr. Nebbercracker: THEN GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

(The girl screams as she dismounts her tricycle, then stops to look over her shoulder)

Little Girl: My trike.

(Mr. Nebbercracker picks up the tricycle, then breaks its front wheel off. The girl sobs as she runs)

Mr. Nebbercracker: STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!!

(The scene changes to the heroes as they arrive)

Twilight Sparkle: We're here.

Peck: Look at these leaves.

Simba: That's because it's autumn, Peck.

Marty: Uh, guys? Look.

(They see the house)

Kim Possible: Whoa. This house looks spooky.

Blossom: (spots Mr. Nebbercracker) Hey, who's this old man?

Star Butterfly: I dunno. Let's go ask him.

(They walk on the lawn, approaching the house. They see Mr. Nebbercracker growling angrily at them)

Timon: WHOA!!!

Mr. Nebbercracker: YOU!!!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

(The heroes point questioningly at themselves as if to say, "Who, us?")

Mr. Nebbercracker: Yeah, you! If I catch you on my lawn again, you'll be eaten alive! Understand?!

(The heroes nod in agreement)

Mr. Nebbercracker: Good. NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

(The heroes run over to another house across the street)

Peck: (in 2020 Yakko's voice) Well, that was just plain mean.

Tigger: (panting) Sheesh, what a mean old grouch.

(The heroes glare at Mr. Nebbercracker, who glances back at them. A camera light flashes as he growls angrily. Dustin James Walters, or "DJ" for short, looks through a telescope, and gapes)

Mrs. Walters: DJ!

Mr. Walters: We're gonna be late.

DJ Walters: Yeah, Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming. (writes on paper) "October 30th, another tricycle." I'm coming! (races outside as a picture of Nebbercracker fades in) Mom! Mom, he did it again. He took another tricycle.

Mrs. Walters: OK, honey, we've talked about this. You can't stay up in your room all day, staring at an old man through a telescope!

DJ Walters: But, Mom, there's something wrong with that house. I'm serious!

Mrs. Walters: What was that?

DJ Walters: (clears throat) I'm serious.

Mrs. Walters: (after a brief pause) His voice sounds funny. (sees Pooh and the others) Uh, excuse me. Are you new here?

Rabbit: Huh? Oh, uh, that's right. We're visitors.

DJ Walters: Huh. OK. Well, who are you guys?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, and Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Jack Skellington, Zero, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Jack Skellington, Zero, Thomas, Percy, Bugs Bunny...

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

Winnie the Pooh: ...Daffy Duck, Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, Rajah, Iago, Genie, Kronk, Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip...

Pip: 'Sup?

Winnie the Pooh: ...Peck...

Peck: Hi there.

Winnie the Pooh: ...Freddy...

(Freddy waves as if saying, "Hello")

Winnie the Pooh: ...Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Terk, Tantor, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, Starlight Glimmer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Ttark, Woody Woodpecker, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me "Pooh" for short.

Sora: I'm Sora, and this is Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Star Butterfly, and Marco Diaz.

DJ Walters: Huh. Pleased to meet you. And what's a Pooh?

Tigger: That's his name, kid. Uh, who are you?

DJ Walters: I'm Dustin James Walters, but you can call me "DJ".

Pumbaa: Pleased to meet you, DJ.

Mr. Walters: Someone's hitting puberty. What's happening to my body? Right, buddy?

Mrs. Walters: Maybe you should come with us.

Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Mrs. Walters, we'll be with him.

Mrs. Walters: You will?

(The heroes nod)

Mrs. Walters: OK.

Otis: We will.

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Mr. & Mrs. Walters Leave/Meet Chowder

(They look at the house across the street)

Winnie the Pooh: DJ?

DJ Walters: Yep?

Winnie the Pooh: May I ask who was that mean old man living across the street?

DJ Walters: That's Mr. Nebbercracker. He hates visitors who get on his lawn. If one person sets a foot on it, they'll be threatened to be eaten alive.

Rabbit: (gasps) Oh, my!

Timmy Turner: He reminds me of Vicky.

DJ Walters: Who's Vicky?

Wanda: His evil babysitter.

Rainbow Dash: Well, guess what? He shouldn't treat us like that. I'll go teach him a lesson or two! (zooms toward the house, but Kim grabs her tail, stopping her)

Kim Possible: No, Rainbow Dash. You can't do that.

(Mr. & Mrs. Walters are in the car)

Mrs. Walters: Elizabeth will be here in a few hours. If anything happens, call the police, and hide in your closet.

Mr. Walters: He knows.

Mrs. Walters: See you tomorrow night.

(Charles Peterson, a.k.a. Chowder, wearing a monster mask, rams into the back of the car)

Chowder: I'm OK! I'm OK.

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DJ Walters: Chowder.

Chowder: Hi, DJ. (sees Pooh and the others) Who are these guys?

DJ Walters: Oh, they're my friends. This is Pooh and the rest of the gang.

Tigger: Say who are you?

Chowder: Charles Peterson. But you can call me chowder.

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Chowder: Where's my ball?

(DJ, Chowder, Pooh and the others see Chowder's ball on the lawn)

The Death of Mr. Nebbercracker

Chowder: Oh, no.

(They race across the street, then stop on the sidewalk)

DJ Walters: Sorry, man.

Chowder: Wait, DJ. You’re a grown up now. You go get it.

DJ: Chowder. Your ball just landed on Nebbercracker’s lawn. It doesn’t exist anymore.

Chowder: I paid 28 dollars for that ball. I raked 10 yards and asked my mom for a dollar 26 times. I never work that hard in my life.

DJ Walters: I don't think Nebbercracker is out.

Chowder: So?

DJ Walters: So maybe he's asleep. Alright I’ll do it.

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Sandy Cheeks: Be careful.

DJ Walters: Go. (races toward Chowder's ball, but stop as they see Mr. Nebbercracker watching him)

Mr. Nebbercracker: YOU!!!

Chowder: DJ, run! (Mr. Nebbercracker charges at DJ, who accidentally kicks grass on his lawn) Grab the ball and run! So close!

Mr. Nebbercracker: What have you done?

Chowder: Just nudge it over here!

DJ Walters: I'm so sorry. I'm so, so, so sorry. I didn't mean... I, uh...

Mr. Nebbercracker: You are DEAD!!!! (DJ runs from him until he grabs his wrist)

DJ Walters: Guys!

Chowder: DJ!

DJ Walters: Help, guys!

Rabbit: Now, now, uh... No one panic. The first thing we do is not panic, because... Somebody, do something!

Mr. Nebbercracker: (holds DJ by his armpits) Do you think you could just terrorize my lawn?!

DJ Walters: No, I'm sorry!

Mr. Nebbercracker: Do you wanna be a dead person?!

DJ Walters: No, I love life!

Mr. Nebbercracker: This place is not a playground for children!

DJ Walters: I got it from now on!

Mr. Nebbercracker: This is my house! Why can't you respect that?! Why can't you just stay away from my...?! Oh! (groans)

(DJ's eyes widen as from his point of view, Mr. Nebbercracker stays still for a moment, then collapses on top of him. Chowder, Pooh and the others watch in shock. The door closes by itself. Inside, a fire lights up in the furnace as smoke rises from the chimney. Outside, two paramedics wheel away the motionless Mr. Nebbercracker on a gurney to an ambulance. A tendrel of grass rubs on the man's finger. The grass stops one of the wheels on the gurney, but it breaks off and sinks into the bottom. The ambulance drives away. DJ, Chowder, Pooh and the others look over at the house. A crack forms on its square-shaped window)

DJ Walters: I'm a murderer.

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DJ Walters: I'm gonna throw up. (looks at a yellow car which parks at his house) Great. The babysitter is here.

Chowder: See ya, guys!

Meet Zee

Zee: DJ. Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance. Did I miss anything?

(DJ ignores her and she catches up)

Zee: Hey.

Elizabeth: And... It's Zee.

DJ Walters: "Zee?"

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Zee: Gosh DJ why did you break that?

DJ: But I didn’t.

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(Zee puts on a tape listening to a hard rock, dances for a bit, then makes a phone call. The heroes cover their ears, except for Luna, who makes a devil horn gesture)

Lincoln Loud: Luna!

Luna Loud: (sheepishly) Sorry. I couldn’t help it.

Timon: (covering his ears) Aye, she's making my ears hurt!

Misty: (yelling) Hey, turn that thing down!

Rabbit: (yelling) Stop that infernal racket!

(Zee ignores them)

Buttercup: Ugh! This is so loud.

Kim Possible: I got it. (presses the "Stop" button on the player, presses "Eject", then takes the cassette out)

Zee: Huh? (on the phone) Excuse me for 1 minute, please. (to Kim) Hey! I was listening to this!

Kim Possible: Well, you can't play your music out loud.

Simba: Yeah, and it's disturbing this place. I'm going to DJ's room. (walks upstairs to DJ's room, followed by the others. Star, Marco, Kim and Ron glare at Zee for a moment, before following)

DJ's Nightmare/Zee and Bones

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(A person wearing Chowder's mask with skid marks appears behind the heroes, who scream)

Bones: Happy Halloween, doofus! (laughing)

Tigger: Hey, what's the big idea scaring us like that, buster?!

Zee: Nice one, Bones.

Bones: Look at their faces. That's funny. (He and Zee laugh at DJ and the heroes cruelly)

(Simba roars at them)

Bones: Hey, what'd do that for?

Zee: Where's your sense of humor?

Zazu: Well, his sense of humor is to stand up to people.

Bones: What's the matter, Banana Beak? Are you afraid of me?

Zazu: (points to Bones in the nose) It's Mr. Banana Beak to you, mister. And no, I'm not.

DJ: You're not supposed to have friends over. Who’s this?

Zee: This is Bones.

Bones: What's up?

Zee: He's in a band.

Bones: That's right.

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Zee: (sarcastically) Wow, you called the neighbors. Good for you.

DJ: I used star 69. He called me.

Zee: Who called you?

DJ: Nebbercracker.

Bone: (blows a raspberry)

DJ: P.S. he died today.

Bones: You lie.

DJ: No, he died and now I'm getting phone calls from his house.

Bones: A phone call from beyond the grave.

Kim Possible: Yes.

(Then they scare the heroes by doing ghost noises)

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) That's not funny!

Pikachu: Pika!

DJ: No, I'm serious!

Bones: (picks up Abu) Oh, he's serious. Did you know he was serious, little fella?

Abu: (chatters angrily)

Aladdin: (angrily) What are you doing? Give me back my monkey.

Bones: Oh, your monkey? (licks Abu)

Tigger: Yuch!

Rarity: Stop it, you ruthless bully! You're disgusting!

Brock: Will you knock it off, Bones?!

Misty: Stop playing with him, you idiot!

Shaggy Rogers: Sic him, Scoob!

Jasmine: Get him, Rajah!

(Scooby bites Bones' hand as he screams in pain)

Bones: Ow! You stupid mutt!

Rabbit: (sternly) That's enough, young man!

Zee: Yeah, downstairs, now!

Bones: Sorry, guys, can't play anymore. (tosses Abu to the floor and laughs)

Misty: You weren't playing with us, you were torturing us, you idiot!

(Jack facepalms and makes a scary face at Zee and Bones, scaring them)

???: (smirks) Well, look who's scared now.

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Simba: (in Gideon Grey's voice) You don't know when to quit, do you? (retracts his claws)

(Bones looks scared with wide eyes as the heroes and DJ gasp in shock and then Simba slashes Bone's face and he shouts in pain. Nala then retracts her claws and slashes Zee's arm as she screams in pain)

Zee: Ow! That hurts!

Bones: What are you, crazy?! That's assault!

Buttercup: Well, here's your pepper! (slaps Bones in the face) Shut up! (also slaps Zee) And that goes for you, too!

Lincoln Loud: That should teach you for picking on DJ (to Zee) and you for being a bad babysitter!

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) Pikachu, thunderbolt on both of them!

Zee and Bones: Uh-oh!

Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!!

(Pikachu shocks Zee and Bones with his thunderbolt as they scream in pain)

Zazu: Let that be a lesson to the both of you!

(Zee and Bones recover with their hair now frizzed)

Zee: Look what your stupid mouse did to my hair!

Ash Ketchum: You deserved it! And Pikachu's not a stupid mouse!

Zee: (smirks) You're right. He's a stupid rat.

(Ash gets very angry and tackles Zee and starts beating her)

Jack Skellington: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! (restrains Ash) Ash.

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Pip: (hops on Bones' shoulder) Yoo-hoo! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go right in your ear! (chuckles as he goes inside Bones' ear)

Bones: (shrieks) There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my ear!

(The heroes laugh in amusement as DJ smiles at Bones' misfortune)

Zee: That's not funny!

Lori Loud: (laughing) Oh, yes it is.

Ash Ketchum: One more thing. Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip!

(Bulbasaur uses its Vine Whip on Zee and Bones as they scream in pain)

Bones: (in Bad Apple's (Annoying Orange) voice) You guys are mean! We're gonna tell on you!

Pumbaa: Oh, yeah? (in Pear's voice) Who are you gonna tell?

Zee: I'm gonna tell Mr. and Mrs. Walters that I was slashed by a lion, slapped by a small flying girl, and shocked by a freaky yellow rodent!

Bones: And I'm telling my parents and have you all put in solitary confinement!

Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you bully us? (gets madder) You were bullying us so we had to fight back. SO SIDDOWNN!!!

Sandy Cheeks: You ain't telling no one!

Ash Ketchum: We think you need to cool off!

Misty: Let's bring out our water Pokémon.

(Ash, Brock, and Misty bring out their water Pokémon)

Brock: Everyone, use Water Gun!

(The water Pokémon squirt Zee and Bones with their Water Gun, getting them soaked)

???: That should teach you. Now get out!

Twilight Sparkle: Or I'll use my magical aura on you!

Shaggy Rogers: (points to Bones and Zee) You better do what they say, pals. Because if we ever cross paths again, oh, we're coming after you!

Scooby-Doo: Yeah! And I'll give you a Scooby Smack!

(Scooby snarls at Bones and Zee, scaring them)

Genie: I got something I wanna give you. (imitates Johnny (Home Alone)) (brings out a Tommy gun) I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keisters out of this room before I pump your guts full of lead!

Bone: (in Snake's (Home Alone) voice) (holding his hands up) All right, were sorry. We're going!

Zee: You're crazy!

Genie: One...

(Zee and Bones run to the door)

Genie: ...two...

(Zee and Bones open the door)

Genie: ...ten!

(Genie fires his Tommy gun as Zee and Bones exit the room, ducking for cover as Genie laughs maniacally. Genie stops firing)

Genie: Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals!

Scooby-Doo: And stay out!

Kim Possible: Simba, Nala, you really didn't have to do that.

Simba: I'm sorry, guys. We just let our inner beasts out.

Fred Jones: (in Kirby's voice) Well, he was a jerk anyway.

Aladdin: Abu, are you alright?

Abu: (nods)

DJ: I didn't know Pikachu could do that. Does that always happen?

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu can be friendly, but when you cross him, he gets vengeful.

(DJ looks at the house and the window blind open and he and the heroes look away)

DJ: Gosh, stop doing this.

(He calls Chowder on his phone)

Chowder: (playing a video game) Oh, yeah? What you gonna do?

(He hears his phone ringing and picks it up)

Chowder: (on phone) Homicide.

DJ: Chowder, where are your parents?

Chowder: (on phone) My dad's at the pharmacy and my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer.

DJ: Okay. Meet us at the danger zone.

(DJ and the heroes go downstairs)

Zee: Maybe Nebbercracker really did die.

Bones: We should be lucky. That guy's evil.

Zee: No, he's just a crochety old dude.

Bones: Oh, really, Zee? When I was ten years old, I had a kite. Awesome kite. I could fly it so high, you couldn't see it. One day, it crashed down. I followed the string, and it ended (points to Mr. Nebbercracker's house across the street) right over there, across the street, right at the edge of his lawn.

(Zee looks at the house and then back at Bones)

Zee: (sympathetically) Did he take your kite?

Bones: Yeah, he takes whatever lands on his lawn. But that's not the point. The point is, is that I saw him talking to his house... and kissing it. Besides... everybody knows what he did to his wife.

Zee: Why? What? What did he do to her?

Bones: (dramatically) He ate her!

Bones Gets Eaten/Construction Site

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DJ: Come on, guys.

(DJ, Pooh, and the others walk out the back door. Outside, Bones frowns)

Bones: Prude. (drinks water from a glass bottle and then looks over at the house) What are you looking at? Huh? Nebbercracker.

(He walks across the street to the lawn, tosses the bottle, then stares at the house)

Bones: You really are dead, aren't you? (laughs as he rubs his foot on the lawn) I'm on your lawn, Nebbercracker. Huh? What are you gonna do about it, Nebbercracker? (yells as he rips grass from the ground) Nebber-snapper-flipper-dipper... Gah! (looks at the open door where a red kite floats near it) My awesome kite.

(He approaches the kite with a smile, then grabs it. It pulls him inside, and he screams. The door closes by itself. The camera pans up to the sky to find a brilliant full moon, then back down to another street, where DJ, Pooh and the others reach the construction site. A sign reads, "Mayville Luxury Towers: Coming Soon", with a small fish-shaped sign reading "We've Drained the Lake!")

Otis: So, this is the construction site?

DJ Walters: Yes, Otis, it is.

Timmy Turner: It's quiet. Too quiet.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Where is everybody?

Spike: I don't know. It seems they've drained the lake.

(They walk around the construction site)

Marty: Huh. Doesn't seem like any construction site I've ever seen before.

(DJ, Pooh and the others were startled by the horn of a bulldozer that Chowder is in)

Chowder: Heat seeker!

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DJ Walters: Chowder, you're not listening to me! Nebbercracker is haunting me, alright? His blood is on my hands.

Spike: And now, he's coming back for revenge.

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Ding Dong Ditch Doom/Zee Meets Jenny

(Now, DJ, Chowder, Pooh and the others walk across the street. Hiding behind a leafless tree, they look at the house)

Melman: Well, that's quiet.

Timmy Turner: It’s quiet.

Pig: Too quiet!

(Everyone hushed Pig)

Chowder: The haunting is settled. Yet really, really boring. Can I go home now?

DJ Walters: Chowder, shh! He'll hear you.

Chowder: DJ, this is why nobody will sit next to us at lunch. I'll go ding dong ditch the house, and you'll see. No ghosts! (creeps up to the house, slithering on the lawn like a caterpillar)

lol DJ Walters: Chowder, stop! Please! Chowder, we're serious! Chowder, come back! Come back here, please, Chowder! Come on!

(The gang watches each with a glare)

Rabbit: Chowder! You come right back here, young man, or else!

(Chowder finds the bottle that Bones threw)

Chowder: Oh, no! A bottle.

DJ Walters: Chowder, put that down. Come back, please!

(The bottle sinks into the lawn. Chowder climbs up the stairs to the front porch)

Chowder: Hey, guys, who am I? (imitates Mr. Nebbercracker) Get off my lawn!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Chowder, get over here!

(Chowder pretends to choke, then laughs. He rings the doorbell, and smiles at DJ and the heroes. The shades on windows fly by themselves like eyes)

Scooby-Doo: Ruh-roh!

(Wood drops fall. Chowder whimpers as the door opens. A hole forming on the floor splits, glowing green. A red carpet lifts like a tongue. Chowder screams as wooden planks appear above and below like sharp teeth. The window-like eyes scowl. The carpet-like tongue chases Chowder, shooing him away)

DJ Walters: Chowder!

Chowder: AAAAHHH!!! Mommy!

DJ Walters: This way, this way, this way!

(The carpet-like tongue retracts back inside the front porch resembling a mouth. The house roars at DJ, Chowder, Pooh and the others)

DJ Walters and Chowder: AAAAHHH!!!

Rabbit: Run! Run! We gotta run!

Ash Ketchum: Move it!

Pikachu: Pika, pika!

Velma Dinkley: Is there a plan B, Fred?

Fred Jones: Yeah. RUN!!!

Bugs Bunny: Come on, Daffy!

Aladdin: Go, go, go, go, go!

Kronk: AAAAAHHH!!!!

Timmy Turner: And that's when the heroes who decided to... RUN!!!!

Otis: RUN IN FEAR!!!

Pumbaa: Shall we run for our lives?

Timon: Oh, yes. Let's.

Timon and Pumbaa: AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Lincoln Loud: Well, it's time to do the official dance of the Loud House: The Running Man!

Sandy Cheeks: Don't just stand there, move!

Gloria: Marty, run!

Marty: GAH!!!

Skipper: Pull back, men! Pull back!

Twilight Sparkle: Hurry! Hop on! (Spike and Rufus jump onto her back)

Applejack: Come on!

Sweetie Belle: OK. I know exactly know how to handle this. RUN!!!

Ttark: Yikes!

Woody Woodpecker: AAAAAHHHH!!!

Blossom: Watch out!

Goofy: WHOA!!!

Kim Possible: Ron let's go!

Marco Diaz: This way!

(They race back to DJ's house)

DJ Walters: Don't look back!

(The house roars again)

Chowder: I looked back! (screams as he shuts the door)

Meet Jenny/In DJ's Room

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(In DJ’s room, there bottles everywhere, an alarm goes off)

Chowder: 8:00 AM. No detectable movement.

DJ Walters: No detectable movement.

(He writes his notepad as Zee comes in.)

Zee: Hey, DJ. I brought you some chocolate. (turns on the light)

DJ, Chowder, and the heroes: NO!

DJ: (turns the light back off) Cover blown?

(Chowder checks outside on the house, but the house didn't turn into a monster)

Chowder: (sighs in relief) No detectable movement.

Zee: What are you weirdos up to?

Patrick Star: Who you callin' weirdos?

Chowder: Oh, nothing. Just something in the house across the street just tried to eat us!

DJ: Yeah, we've been up all night watching it! We haven't even left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom! Don't drink that!

Zee: Oh, gross! Whatever disease you guys have, I'm sure it's got letters and that they make pills for it.

Misty: We do not have a disease!

DJ: Yeah, Zee, it's true. There's something evil going on across the street.

Zee: That's excellent. I'm really happy for you. Anyway, have you two astronomers seen Bones? He left last night unexpectedly and he never came back.

DJ: Never came back?

Chowder: The bottle!

DJ: Of course!

Zee: Oh, okay, you know what? I really don't have time for this.

Lynn Loud: Well, if you don't want to listen, you can get out.

Chowder: Listen, Zee, I really don't know how to tell you this--

DJ: Your boyfriend has most likely been eaten alive.

Zee: Sherry Klausen.

Brock: Who?

Zee: I gotta go. Breakfast. Happy Halloween, losers.

Pip: Well, it ain't so happy to you, Miss Bad Babysitter! (in Tito's voice) Come back! Come say it to my face!

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Chowder: This is gonna be a blood bath.

(Officer Landers and Officer Lister show up in their car as the house brings back Chowder's ball and gets still)

Jenny: Good news. The cops are here.

Officer Landers: Alright, folks, this better be good. I was in the forest wrestling with a bearclaw when we got the call. (laughs) (clears throat) I was eating a donut.

Officer Lister: (through a loudspeaker as DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes cover their ears) The whole bunch of you, step to the car now.

Chowder: My ears.

Officer Landers: They're at... They're at the car. (laughs)

Buttercup: Did he really have to do that?

Officer Landers: I'm sorry about that. (referring to Lister, laughing) He's a rookie. First week on the job. (chuckles)

Jenny: Officer, we have reason to believe (points to the house) that there's a dangerous creature inside that house.

DJ: It may have killed a man.

Chowder: And a dog.

Officer Lister: (gasps) Doggy down? We've got a situation!

Officer Landers: Woah, woah, woah, woah!

Officer Lister: (picks up the loudspeaker) We've got a situation!

Officer Landers: (takes the loudspeaker from him) What are you doing?

Officer Lister: I'm calling for backup. Didn't you hear what the kid said? There's a dangerous creature inside that house.

Officer Landers: We don't have backup. It's just Judy at the station. (gestures to DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes) And this is no situation, it's just a bunch of tater tots and animal crackers hopped up on too many Pixy Stix.

Officer Lister: (mumbles) I bet you the dead dog would beg to differ.

Officer Landers: (raises an eyebrow) What was that?!

Officer Lister: Nothing.

Officer Landers: (clears throat) Alright. (to DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes) Times up Peewees. It’s Halloween and believe it or not we got things to do.

Officer Lister: We do?

Officer Landers: Yeah.

DJ: No wait, you can't. Alright, this thing, it has a mouth, and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them.

Chowder: Yeah, like this. (does monster eating sounds and motions with his hands)

Jenny: Okay, okay. Okay!

Rabbit: I think they get the picture.

Jenny: The thing is we're trying to make this sound more real than it normally would.

Officer Landers: (in disbelief) Mmm. Problem is it sounds kind of "not real". So, we'll see you later.

DJ: No! Alright. I'll show you. But if things get out of hand...

Officer Landers: We'll aim for Bigfoot. (laughs)

(Lister cocks a pistol and laughs while holding it. Landers notices.)

Officer Landers: That's loaded!

(DJ jumps on the lawn, but nothing happened. He starts hopping on the lawn.)

Officer Lister: He's hoppin'.

Officer Landers: (chuckles)

(DJ kept hopping, but the house still wouldn't budge)

Jenny: Smart house.

(Chowder picks up a rock)

Rabbit: Chowder, no!

(Chowder throws the rock at the house)

Officer Landers: Hey! You... (sternly) Both of you, come here.

(DJ and Chowder walk up to the car with their hands up.)

Officer Landers: Bring it to the car! Come on!

(DJ and Chowder put their hands down.)

Officer Landers: (points to Chowder) I'll now forget about you throwing that rock, (points to DJ) 'cause that dance was pretty funny. But the next time any of you mess with this guy's house, each and every one of you are going in the hole. You got it?

(Lister makes a circle with his hands while nodding having his eye through.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

Officer Landers: Bingo! It doesn't. Now I'll give you ten seconds to march.

Jenny: But we need your help. It’s your job to help us.

Chowder: (nods) Mm-hmm.

Officer Landers: One, two...

(The kids and the heroes start walking away from the house.)

Officer Landers: (over loudspeaker) Three, four, five...

(They get in front of the car and the police slightly nudge them with it.)

Chowder: (rubs his side) Ow, that's tender.

Lynn Loud: Watch it!

DJ: My house is right over there.

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Jenny: So much for relying on the government.

Chowder: Yeah, I know. I hate the government. Dude, we're screwed.

DJ: No, we’re not. We’ll go to an expert.

The Video Game Expert

(Later at a shop we see a man playing a video game)

DJ: You're looking at the three-time, tri-state, over fourteen Thou Art Dead champion. His name is Reginald Skullinski. But they call him "Skull".

Misty: Who's they?

Chowder: Me and DJ.

DJ: Yeah.

Chowder: He's the smartest guy on earth.

Jenny: So, let's go talk to him.

DJ: Hey, Jenny, Jenny.

Chowder: Hey, Jenny, Jenny, hold on. Hold up. Skull is in the game zone right now, and you don't wanna mess with him when he's in the game zone.

Jenny: Fine, so how long is he gonna be playing?

Skull: Die, die!

Chowder: Who knows? He once played for four days straight on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk, and an adult diaper.

DJ: The man is a legend.

Jenny: Well, if he is not coming out of the game zone, then we are going in.

DJ: What? Hey, what are you...?

Chowder: Uh, what? Jenny, no.

Skull: It's like you're not gonna do it. Like, you're gonna die. You're gonna die. Oh, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again. Your head's rolling. You can't see it. Your eyes are on your head.

DJ: Uh, sir?

Skull: What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. What?!

DJ: Okay, old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed, and I need to know how to destroy it before it comes out and tries to kill people--

Skull: Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it! Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold! Yah! Possessed house, you say? Hmm. In my travels to the video store and comic-book conventions, I've seen many strange and wondrous things. And I've heard tell of man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with wood and brick, creating a rare form of monster, known as Domus Mactabilis.

DJ: The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.

Chowder: We're its murderous enemies.

Skull: Have fun getting killed. Oh, look at that blood.

DJ: So, how do we kill it?

Skull: You've gotta strike at the source of life, the heart.

DJ: But houses don't have hearts.

Skull: Yes! Yeah, you might be right about that. Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of. I won't be seeing you later.

(He runs off to make a delivery, but then stops and takes some of the chocolate bar and runs off)

Patrick: Geez was that guy weird or what

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DJ: Ever since Nebbercracker died, there's been smoke coming out of that chimney.

Vacuum Dummy/Police Get Eaten

(Later in the house it shows a drawing of heart by Jenny)

Jenny: The furnace. The furnace is the heart.

Blossom: If we want to put out the fire, we're going to have to go inside.

Chowder: Without getting chewed to pieces.

(Chowder draws something on the plan)

DJ: Dummy!

Patrick Star: Hey, don't call him that.

Chowder: Yeah, I was just doodling.

DJ: No, Chowder, this is it! First, we build a dummy. We fill the dummy with (draws medicine bottles in the dummy sketch) a few gallons of cold medicine. (to Chowder) You can borrow them from your dad's pharmacy.

Chowder: Wait, what?

DJ: We feed the dummy to the house, house eats the medicine, house goes to sleep... ,

Chowder: Look at this!

DJ: ...we get in there, douse the fire, and get out!

Chowder: Woah, woah, woah, woah!

DJ: Questions?

Chowder: Yes, um, are you nuts? I don't want to steal drugs from my father, I don't want to go inside a monster, and I don't want to DIE!

Lisa Loud: It's either that or anyone in the neighborhood gets eaten.

Jenny: I'd say it's worth a shot.

Chowder: Yes, I agree. Let's do it!

Buttercup: Really, Chowder?

(Chowder was getting cold medicine in a rush he bumps into skeletons as they cackled. He runs off screaming. He rides his bike back to DJ’s house)

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(Officer Landers comes out of the car, not looking too happy)

Officer Landers: Littering, loitering, vandalism, vagrancy...

Officer Lister: (comes out with a flashlight) And treason!

Officer Landers: No, not treason.

Officer Lister: Are you sure? Because in the book--

Officer Landers: I'm sure! Okay, everyone out of the trash cans. Let's go.

Officer Lister: Come on. You heard the big guy. You see the light? Walk towards it. Come on, keep it moving. All right, drop your weapons. Pass them to me. Come on.

(DJ, Chowder, and Jenny throw their water guns at Lister's feet)

Officer Lister: I will shoot you.

Officer Landers: (notices the cord) Well, lookie we've got here. You stay here. I'm checking this out.

Officer Lister: I am on it.

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Officer Landers: That's it! That is it!

(Lister shines his flashlight at Chowder)

Officer Lister: You got something to say, porky, huh? Devil deva?

(Lister then shines his flashlight on Patrick)

Officer Lister: You got something to say, tubby?

Patrick Star: (tears up) Tubby? (gets angry) NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!!

(He punches Lister, shocking DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, are you crazy? You can't do that. He's a police officer!

Patrick Star: (gasps and realizes what he's done) Sorry, SpongeBob. But I hate it when someone calls me that.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, next time think before you do something!

(Lister gets up as Landers approaches)

Officer Landers: That's it. We're taking them in!

Officer Lister: That's what I'm talking about. Where are we taking them?

Officer Landers: To jail. Let's go!

(DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes gasp in shock)

Officer Lister: You hear that? You guys are going to jail.

DJ: But, Officer, you've gotta believe us!

Officer Lister: Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2%, you got the right to shut up!

Jenny: Okay, the house is a monster.

Officer Lister: And to think that I believed you!

Jenny: Ow!

Chowder: Hey, listen, I am with you guys. My cousin is a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, kind of a cop. He has a gun.

Officer Landers: Yeah, they're gonna love you downtown, jughead.

Chowder: Ow!

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Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!!

(Pikachu shocks Lister as he screams in pain)

Ash Ketchum: I tried to warn you! Pikachu can get very hostile to anyone who crosses him or his friends' path.

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Officer Lister: We are super cops.

Officer Landers: Yeah, that's why I live in a condo.

Officer Lister: Super cop. Super-duper cop. Super--

(Then Lister hears the house growling)

Officer Lister: Do you hear that?

Officer Landers: Yeah, that's my stomach. I'm starving.

Officer Lister: No, no. No, no. That sounds like the dangerous creature. I'm gonna go check it out.

Officer Landers: (annoyed) Oh, my gosh. This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right, I'll be back.

(DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes tried to warn them, but they couldn't hear them since the police car was soundproof)

DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes: You guys, stop. Hey, guys. No. Get out of there. No, don't go in there.

(Landers and Lister go up to the front porch of the house)

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Officer Lister: I tell you. (rolls on the ground) Super roll.

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Officer Lister: Where you at, spooky creature? I'm gonna get ya.

(The lawn moves around as he moves away and stops as he sees something in front of him)

Officer Lister: Freeze... (reveals to be a tree) ...tree!

(As moves closer to the tree, one of its branches comes down and takes this pistol)

Officer Lister: Hey, what you doing? (runs away) You can't do that! Not to an officer brother. That is illegal!

(The tree grabs him as DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes scream in horror)

Officer Landers: I'm coming, buddy!

Officer Lister: Put me down!

Officer Landers: I'm gonna go get backup.

Officer Lister: I thought there was no backup!

Officer Landers: I'm getting Judy!

(Landers runs towards the car, but gets captured by the house's carpet-tongue)

Officer Landers: JUDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

(Landers gets eaten, while the heroes look in shock)

Officer Lister: AAHHHH!! MOMMA!!!

(The house uses its tree-hands to eat Lister, too and then the screen cuts to black)

Chowder: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I think im gonna have a stroke.

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Chowder: What? I thought if I shot the heart, it--

Jenny: That's not the heart.

Chowder: Then what is it?

Jenny: Well, if those are the teeth and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula.

Chowder: Oh. So, it's a girl house.

Jenny: What? No! It stimulates the gag reflex. Everyone has a uvula.

Chowder: Not me.

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Chowder: Holy Moly! He really did eat her.

DJ: Couldn't have. Her whole body is buried in cement.

Shaggy Rogers: So those rumors of him murdering his wife were fake?

(They see a shrine surrounding her corpse)

Jenny: Look at this. Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her?

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Chowder: It's a ghost! (throws rocks at him) Be gone! Fly!

Mr. Nebbercracker: Be gone yourself. Get away!

DJ: He's not a ghost. He's not dead. I'm not a murderer.

Kim Possible: No, you're not, DJ. He just had minor injuries.

Mr. Nebbercarcker: Of course I'm not dead. Who said I was dead? (walks towards them) You'll be dead if you don't scram!

Chowder and Jenny: DJ!

(Having enough, the heroes step towards him)

Rabbit: THAT'S ENOUGH, MR. NEBBERCRACKER!!!

???: You's been scaring and yelling at people for long enough!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Whatever got you so grouchy?

Patrick Star: Yeah, what did we ever do to you?

Mr. Nebbercracker: Oh, it's nothing personal, guys. (sniffs) Don't you know what... day this is?

(He sniffs again as he sees some kids going out to trick or treat)

Mr. Nebbercracker: I'm running out of time. I'm running out of time. (turns to his house) Honey, I'm home.

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DJ: It's her. The house is her.

Misty: You're right, DJ.

(DJ and the heroes were about to walk towards him.)

Jenny: Guys, wait!

Chowder: Come on!

Jenny: Come back!

Fred Jones: We have to tell him.

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DJ: Mr. Nebbercracker!

(Mr. Nebbercracker turns around, glaring at DJ and the heroes)

DJ: We know about Constance.

???: We also know the rumors about her.

???: And who's soul possesses the house.

(Constance opens her blind-eyes)

Mr. Nebbercracker: What? What do you know? You don't know anything.

(DJ and the heroes stood silent until Constance glares at DJ and Mr. Nebbercracker realizes)

Mr. Nebbercracker: You were in my house? You--

(He tries to lunge at them, but he nearly falls. DJ saves him from the fall and Mr. Nebbercracker recognizes DJ)

Rabbit: Mr. Nebbercracker, just hear us out. How did Constance die and why is her soul possessing your house, eating people?

DJ: You didn't kill her, did you?

(Mr. Nebbercracker just paused for a moment and then he shakes his head and starts to remember)

Mr. Nebbercracker: I love her so much.

(The scene flashes back to when he was a young man at a sideshow circus. A curtain reveals Constance waving at the audience, but then she gets pelted with tomatoes. She tries to charge at them, but she was chained. It then changes to her in her cage)

Young Nebbercracker: Hello?

(Constance was startled)

Young Nebbercracker: It's okay. I can take you away from here. Would you like that?

(Constance was surprised)

Constance: (nods happily) Yes.

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Young Nebbercracker: Constance, what's wrong? Are you hurt?

Constance: I'm not hurt. Yes, I'm hurt! Those criminals are attacking our house.

(The camera shows two boys behind a bush)

Boy #1: Trick or treat!

Young Nebbercracker: Now, now. They're just kids, dear. It's Halloween.

Constance: No, it's my house. And they're hurting me!

Young Nebbercracker: Constance, look at me. Look at me. As long as I am here, I'll never let anywone hurt you.

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Mr. Nebbercracker (voiceover): So, I finished the house. She would've wanted that.

(A boy throws a newspaper at the house)

Mr. Nebbercracker: (voiceover) She died, but she didn't leave.

(The newspaper gets thrown back at him and he falls off his bike. The scene then cuts to at night where Mr. Nebbercracker hammers a sign that says, "Beware" into the ground)

Mr. Nebbercracker: (voiceover) Then, that night... That one night of every year, I had to take precautions.

(Three kids come up)

Kid: Trick or treat!

(They throw rocks at his window)

Mr. Nebbercracker: (voiceover) I had to.

(The scene shows Mr. Nebbercracker working on another sign as he notices the rocks being thrown at his house)

Mr. Nebbercacker: (voiceover) I had to.

(He throws his hammer down and comes up to the window)

Young Nebbercracker: Hey! Get a-- STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!

(The scene fades back to the present)

Ron Stoppable: (realizes) Oh, so that's why you yelled at kids who go on your lawn.

Peck: So, after Constance died, her spirit possessed the house she loved, and she's been eating innocent people.

Lisa Loud: And then you were pretending to be cranky just by protecting them.

Blossom: Just like you did to us.

Mr. Nebbercracker: Exactly! She attacks anyone who comes near. Go. (to Constance as he walks up to her) I-I'm-- I'm coming, dear! (to DJ and the heroes, protectively) Go!

DJ: No, no, no, wait!

Ash Ketchum: Stop!

Lincoln Loud: Don't!

(DJ and the heroes run up to him)

DJ: We can't let you do this Mr. Nebbercracker. We know you've been protecting us all these years. But now it's our turn to protect you.

Ash Ketchum: Constance is just using you to protect her, because she wants her revenge. She's a monster.

Misty: You don't have to live like this anymore.

DJ: Misty’s right. Let her go.

(Mr. Nebbercracker looks back at Constance glaring at him, making a tough choice as the heroes can see that he's not a monster but a sad old man living in a nightmare)

Mr. Nebbercracker: But if I let her go, I'll have no one.

DJ: That's not true.

???: We'll be your friends.

(DJ holds out his hand. As Mr. Nebbercracker was about to take his hand, Constance gets enraged and uses the trees as hands to lift her out of the ground)

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Rabbit: Run! Run! We gotta run!

Otis: Uh guys. We might want to run away and avoid getting hurt.

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Chowder: THE HOUSE IS ALIVE!!!

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(Constance was about to attack them, but someone off-screen throws a brick at her. She turns around to reveal that it was Mr. Nebbercracker who threw the brick)

Mr. Nebbercracker: You stay away from those children and heroes, Constance!

(Constance walks up to him)

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DJ: Mr. Nebbercracker.

Mr. Nebbercracker: Oh, now. There, there. Oh, my sweet. You've been a bad girl, haven't you? You hurt people. Oh, Constance. We've always known this day would come. Haven't we? I-I have to make things right. I have to make things right. Constance? I've always done best for you, haven't I? Haven't I, girl? Constance? Let this be the right thing to do.

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Mr. Nebbercracker: Take this. You have to help me, please?! I know you can do it! Go on! Go, hurry!

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DJ: Sorry Mr. Nebbercracker about your house. And your wife. Your "house-wife".

Lincoln Loud: We had to do it to save your life.

Leni Loud: (worryingly) Hope you won't hold it against us.

(Mr. Nebbercracker looks up at DJ and the heroes with wide eyes)

Mr. Nebbercracker: 45 years.

Otis: (confused) Huh?

Mr. Nebbercracker: We have been trapped for 45 years. (grabs DJ's arm while getting up) And now... (excitedly) ...we're free. (laughs happily) We're free! (hugs DJ) Thank you, friend. (to Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes) Thank you all!

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(The Little Girl comes up and notices that the house isn't there anymore)

Little Girl: What happened to Nebbercracker's house?

Pooh Bear: Well...this may sound hard to believe.

DJ: It turned into a monster, so we blew it up.

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DJ: Mr. Nebbercracker, it's time to go.

Mr. Nebbercracker: Oh, you go on ahead. I got some work to do. (throws Chowder his ball)

Chowder: Thanks.

Mr. Nebbercracker: Hey. (sternly) Stay off my lawn. (chuckles) I'm just kidding. (to the heroes) Pooh Bear? Ash? Guys?

Pooh Bear: Yes, Mr. Nebbercracker?

Ash Ketchum: Yes, sir?

Pikachu: Pika?

Other Heroes: Yes?

Mr. Nebbercracker: I want to thank you guys for everything. Especially ending my nightmare with Constance. I could've done it without you all.

Tigger: Aww, it was nothing, Mr. Nebbercracker.

Ash Ketchum: You know something, Mr. Nebbercracker? I think it's time you live in the nursing home.

Mr. Nebbercracker: The nursing home?

Misty: Yes.

Tigger: Since you don't have a house anymore, where are you gonna live or who's gonna take care of you?

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???: Mr. and Mrs. Walters, Elizabeth the "babysitter"? Well, she prefers to go by "Zee".

Mrs. Walters: Zee?

???: Yes. She was being disrespectful towards DJ. She even broke a flowerpot and blamed it on him, and we got proof right here.

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???: Not only that, she also had a rude friend named Bones over.

Mr. Walters: (gasps) She had friends over.

???: Well, actually just one friend who was her boyfriend, but yeah! They were both bullying us and DJ.

???: But luckily, we gave them a taste of their own medicine.

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Mrs. Walters: Well, if you ever run into Elizabeth...or Zee, tell here that we said that she is fired!

???: Will do!

???: Good riddance!

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Chowder: You're right. We're definitely too old for trick-or-treating.

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Chowder: Candy time?

DJ: Candy time.

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Officer Lister: Uh, did we just get--

Officer Landers: (cutting him off) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (notices the heroes) Oh, it's you guys.

???: We're glad you're alive, officers.

???: You're still not upset that we were making up stories about the house and that we were trespassing, right?

Officer Landers: Nah, after we got eaten by a monstrous house, we believe you now. So, we're dropping charges including the stealing of those bottles of cold medicine.

???: That's a relief.

???: To let you know, that cold medicine was from Chowder's dad's pharmacy.

Officer Landers: Well, stealing is against the law. But as long as it is something from a relative's business, I guess we can let that slide. But remember, if you're borrowing something from a relative's business, just ask first.

???: Well, that's okay then.

Officer Landers: And it's best if we keep this "monster house" thing between us so people don't think we're crazy.

???: You don't have to worry about that anymore.

???: The house turned into a monster, so we had to blow it up.

???: So now this whole monster house thing is officially dead and buried.

Officer Landers: That's good. (sees Patrick) Well, what do we have here?

Patrick Star: (in the Grinch's (Jim Carrey) voice) You got me, officers. I did punch a cop after you called me tubby. I just don't like being called that. (remorseful) And I'm... sorry.

(He holds out his hands, but they just stood there)

Patrick Star: (in the Grinch's (Jim Carrey) voice) (confused) Aren't you gonna cuff me? Put me in a chokehold? Blind me with pepper spray?

Officer Lister: (to Landers) Well, you heard him. He admitted it. (whispers in his ear) I'd go with the pepper spray.

Officer Landers: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry. Besides, we want to apologize for calling you tubby. We were just trying to do our job.

Patrick Star: Well, that's okay then.

Ash Ketchum: (to Lister) And I'm sorry I let Pikachu shock you.

Officer Lister: No big deal. I deserved it and your friend punching me.

Tigger: What do you mean?

Officer Lister: I know it's my first week being a police officer, but that's what I get for being a rookie. I jump to conclusions and then I... (sighs) mess things up.

???: (sympathetically) Don't blame yourself, officer.

Daphne Blake: Yeah. You're not just a rookie, you're a police officer who's learning.

???: Once you get the hang of it, you won't be so bad.

Officer Lister: (smiles) Thanks, guys. Will you forgive me for being so harsh on you?

???: Sure.

(The heroes shake hands with him)

???: So, what are you guys gonna do now?

Officer Lister: (to Landers) Yeah, don't we have more police business to do?

Officer Landers: It's Halloween, right? What do you say you and I go out and (does air quotes) inspect some candy.

(He and Lister laugh while Lister also does air quotes)

Officer Lister: We should go eat some candy, too.

Officer Landers: That's a great idea. (puts his hand on Lister's back as they walk off) Let's go out and eat some candy. Lots of yummy, delicious candy.

Officer Lister: Like carrots.

Officer Landers: Alright, where's the car?

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???: Do you think Bones has found Zee by now?

???: If he has, he might see that she might've found someone else.

(Indeed, Zee has as the scene shows that she was now dating Skull)

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(Bones walks up to them while still carrying his kite)

Bones: Come on, baby. We're out of here.

Zee: Um, not so fast, Bones. There's been a change of plans. Besides, Skull's not like you.

Bones: (scoffs) Whatever.

(Bones walks off as the screen cuts to black)

Zee: (voiceover) Bones.

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