Editing Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript (section)

==DJ's Nightmare/Zee and Bones==
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(A person wearing Chowder's mask with skid marks appears behind the heroes, who scream)

Bones: Happy Halloween, doofus! (laughing)

Tigger: Hey, what's the big idea scaring us like that, buster?!

Zee: Nice one, Bones.

Bones: Look at their faces. That's funny. (He and Zee laugh at DJ and the heroes cruelly)

(Simba roars at them)

Bones: Hey, what'd do that for?

Zee: Where's your sense of humor?

Zazu: Well, his sense of humor is to stand up to people.

Bones: What's the matter, Banana Beak? Are you afraid of me?

Zazu: (points to Bones in the nose) It's ''Mr.'' Banana Beak to you, mister. And no, I'm not.

DJ: You're not supposed to have friends over. Who’s this?

Zee: This is Bones.

Bones: What's up?

Zee: He's in a band.

Bones: That's right.

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Zee: (sarcastically) Wow, you called the neighbors. Good for you.

DJ: I used star 69. ''He'' called me.

Zee: Who called you?

DJ: Nebbercracker.

Bone: (blows a raspberry)

DJ: P.S. he died today.

Bones: You lie.

DJ: No, he died and now I'm getting phone calls from his house.

Bones: A phone call from beyond the grave.

Kim Possible: Yes.

(Then they scare the heroes by doing ghost noises)

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) That's not funny!

Pikachu: Pika!

DJ: No, I'm serious!

Bones: (picks up Abu) Oh, he's serious. Did you know he was serious, little fella? 

Abu: (chatters angrily)

Aladdin: (angrily) What are you doing? Give me back my monkey.

Bones: Oh, your monkey? (licks Abu)

Tigger: Yuch!

Rarity: Stop it, you ruthless bully! You're disgusting!

Brock: Will you knock it off, Bones?!

Misty: Stop playing with him, you idiot!

Shaggy Rogers: Sic him, Scoob!

Jasmine: Get him, Rajah!

(Scooby bites Bones' hand as he screams in pain)

Bones: Ow! You stupid mutt!

Rabbit: (sternly) That's enough, young man!

Zee: Yeah, downstairs, now!

Bones: Sorry, guys, can't play anymore. (tosses Abu to the floor and laughs)

Misty: You weren't playing with us, you were torturing us, you idiot!

(Jack facepalms and makes a scary face at Zee and Bones, scaring them)

???: (smirks) Well, look who's scared now.

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Simba: (in Gideon Grey's voice) You don't know when to quit, do you? (retracts his claws)

(Bones looks scared with wide eyes as the heroes and DJ gasp in shock and then Simba slashes Bone's face and he shouts in pain. Nala then retracts her claws and slashes Zee's arm as she screams in pain)

Zee: Ow! That hurts!

Bones: What are you, crazy?! That's assault!

Buttercup: Well, here's your pepper! (slaps Bones in the face) Shut up! (also slaps Zee) And that goes for you, too!

Lincoln Loud: That should teach you for picking on DJ (to Zee) and you for being a bad babysitter!

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) Pikachu, thunderbolt on both of them!

Zee and Bones: Uh-oh!

Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!!

(Pikachu shocks Zee and Bones with his thunderbolt as they scream in pain)

Zazu: Let that be a lesson to the both of you! 

(Zee and Bones recover with their hair now frizzed) 

Zee: Look what your stupid mouse did to my hair! 

Ash Ketchum: You deserved it! And Pikachu's not a stupid mouse! 

Zee: (smirks) You're right. He's a stupid rat. 

(Ash gets very angry and tackles Zee and starts beating her) 

Jack Skellington: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! (restrains Ash) Ash. 

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Pip: (hops on Bones' shoulder) Yoo-hoo! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go right in your ear! (chuckles as he goes inside Bones' ear) 

Bones: (shrieks) There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my ear! 

(The heroes laugh in amusement as DJ smiles at Bones' misfortune) 

Zee: That's not funny! 

Lori Loud: (laughing) Oh, yes it is. 

Ash Ketchum: One more thing. Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip! 

(Bulbasaur uses its Vine Whip on Zee and Bones as they scream in pain) 

Bones: (in Bad Apple's (Annoying Orange) voice) You guys are mean! We're gonna tell on you!

Pumbaa: Oh, yeah? (in Pear's voice) Who are you gonna tell?

Zee: I'm gonna tell Mr. and Mrs. Walters that I was slashed by a lion, slapped by a small flying girl, and shocked by a freaky yellow rodent!

Bones: And I'm telling my parents and have you all put in solitary confinement!

Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you bully us? (gets madder) You were bullying us so we had to fight back. SO SIDDOWNN!!!

Sandy Cheeks: You ain't telling no one!

Ash Ketchum: We think you need to cool off!

Misty: Let's bring out our water Pokémon.

(Ash, Brock, and Misty bring out their water Pokémon)

Brock: Everyone, use Water Gun!

(The water Pokémon squirt Zee and Bones with their Water Gun, getting them soaked)

???: That should teach you. Now get out!

Twilight Sparkle: Or I'll use my magical aura on you!

Shaggy Rogers: (points to Bones and Zee) You better do what they say, pals. Because if we ever cross paths again, oh, we're coming after you!

Scooby-Doo: Yeah! And I'll give you a Scooby Smack!

(Scooby snarls at Bones and Zee, scaring them)

Genie: I got something I wanna give you. (imitates Johnny (Home Alone)) (brings out a Tommy gun) I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keisters out of this room before I pump your guts full of lead!

Bone: (in Snake's (Home Alone) voice) (holding his hands up) All right, were sorry. We're going!

Zee: You're crazy!

Genie: One...

(Zee and Bones run to the door)

Genie: ...two...

(Zee and Bones open the door)

Genie: ...ten!

(Genie fires his Tommy gun as Zee and Bones exit the room, ducking for cover as Genie laughs maniacally. Genie stops firing)

Genie: Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals!

Scooby-Doo: And stay out!

Kim Possible: Simba, Nala, you really didn't have to do that.

Simba: I'm sorry, guys. We just let our inner beasts out.

Fred Jones: (in Kirby's voice) Well, he was a jerk anyway.

Aladdin: Abu, are you alright? 

Abu: (nods)

DJ: I didn't know Pikachu could do that. Does that always happen?

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu can be friendly, but when you cross him, he gets vengeful.

(DJ looks at the house and the window blind open and he and the heroes look away)

DJ: Gosh, stop doing this.

(He calls Chowder on his phone)

Chowder: (playing a video game) Oh, yeah? What you gonna do?

(He hears his phone ringing and picks it up)

Chowder: (on phone) Homicide.

DJ: Chowder, where are your parents?

Chowder: (on phone) My dad's at the pharmacy and my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer.

DJ: Okay. Meet us at the danger zone.

(DJ and the heroes go downstairs)

Zee: Maybe Nebbercracker really did die.

Bones: We should be lucky. That guy's evil.

Zee: No, he's just a crochety old dude.

Bones: Oh, really, Zee? When I was ten years old, I had a kite. Awesome kite. I could fly it so high, you couldn't see it. One day, it crashed down. I followed the string, and it ended (points to Mr. Nebbercracker's house across the street) right over there, across the street, right at the edge of his lawn.

(Zee looks at the house and then back at Bones)

Zee: (sympathetically) Did he take your kite?

Bones: Yeah, he takes whatever lands on his lawn. But that's not the point. The point is, is that I saw him talking to his house... and kissing it. Besides... everybody knows what he did to his wife.

Zee: Why? What? What did he do to her?

Bones: (dramatically) He ate her!