Editing Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript (section)

==The House Explodes/Happy Ending==
Mr. Nebbercracker: Take this. You have to help me, please?! I know you can do it! Go on! Go, hurry!

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DJ: Sorry Mr. Nebbercracker about your house. And your wife. Your "house-wife".

Lincoln Loud: We had to do it to save your life.

Leni Loud: (worryingly) Hope you won't hold it against us.

(Mr. Nebbercracker looks up at DJ and the heroes with wide eyes)

Mr. Nebbercracker: 45 years.  

Otis: (confused) Huh? 

Mr. Nebbercracker: We have been trapped for 45 years. (grabs DJ's arm while getting up) And now... (excitedly) ...we're free. (laughs happily) We're free! (hugs DJ) Thank you, friend. (to Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes) Thank you all! 

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(The Little Girl comes up and notices that the house isn't there anymore)

Little Girl: What happened to Nebbercracker's house?

Pooh Bear: Well...this may sound hard to believe.

DJ: It turned into a monster, so we blew it up.

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DJ: Mr. Nebbercracker, it's time to go.

Mr. Nebbercracker: Oh, you go on ahead. I got some work to do. (throws Chowder his ball)

Chowder: Thanks.

Mr. Nebbercracker: Hey. (sternly) Stay off my lawn. (chuckles) I'm just kidding. (to the heroes) Pooh Bear? Ash? Guys?

Pooh Bear: Yes, Mr. Nebbercracker?

Ash Ketchum: Yes, sir?

Pikachu: Pika?

Other Heroes: Yes?

Mr. Nebbercracker: I want to thank you guys for everything. Especially ending my nightmare with Constance. I could've done it without you all.

Tigger: Aww, it was nothing, Mr. Nebbercracker.

Ash Ketchum: You know something, Mr. Nebbercracker? I think it's time you live in the nursing home.

Mr. Nebbercracker: The nursing home?

Misty: Yes.

Tigger: Since you don't have a house anymore, where are you gonna live or who's gonna take care of you?

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???: Mr. and Mrs. Walters, Elizabeth the "babysitter"? Well, she prefers to go by "Zee".

Mrs. Walters: Zee?

???: Yes. She was being disrespectful towards DJ. She even broke a flowerpot and blamed it on him, and we got proof right here.

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???: Not only that, she also had a rude friend named Bones over.

Mr. Walters: (gasps) She had friends over.

???: Well, actually just one friend who was her boyfriend, but yeah! They were both bullying us and DJ.

???: But luckily, we gave them a taste of their own medicine.

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Mrs. Walters: Well, if you ever run into Elizabeth...or Zee, tell here that we said that she is fired!

???: Will do!

???: Good riddance!

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Chowder: You're right. We're definitely too old for trick-or-treating.

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Chowder: Candy time?

DJ: Candy time.

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Officer Lister: Uh, did we just get--

Officer Landers: (cutting him off) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (notices the heroes) Oh, it's you guys.

???: We're glad you're alive, officers.

???: You're still not upset that we were making up stories about the house and that we were trespassing, right?

Officer Landers: Nah, after we got eaten by a monstrous house, we believe you now. So, we're dropping charges including the stealing of those bottles of cold medicine.

???: That's a relief.

???: To let you know, that cold medicine was from Chowder's dad's pharmacy.

Officer Landers: Well, stealing is against the law. But as long as it is something from a relative's business, I guess we can let that slide. But remember, if you're borrowing something from a relative's business, just ask first.

???: Well, that's okay then.

Officer Landers: And it's best if we keep this "monster house" thing between us so people don't think we're crazy.

???: You don't have to worry about that anymore.

???: The house turned into a monster, so we had to blow it up.

???: So now this whole monster house thing is officially dead and buried.

Officer Landers: That's good. (sees Patrick) Well, what do we have here?

Patrick Star: (in the Grinch's (Jim Carrey) voice) You got me, officers. I did punch a cop after you called me tubby. I just don't like being called that. (remorseful) And I'm... sorry.

(He holds out his hands, but they just stood there)

Patrick Star: (in the Grinch's (Jim Carrey) voice) (confused) Aren't you gonna cuff me? Put me in a chokehold? Blind me with pepper spray?

Officer Lister: (to Landers) Well, you heard him. He admitted it. (whispers in his ear) I'd go with the pepper spray.

Officer Landers: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry. Besides, we want to apologize for calling you tubby. We were just trying to do our job.

Patrick Star: Well, that's okay then.

Ash Ketchum: (to Lister) And I'm sorry I let Pikachu shock you.

Officer Lister: No big deal. I deserved it and your friend punching me.

Tigger: What do you mean?

Officer Lister: I know it's my first week being a police officer, but that's what I get for being a rookie. I jump to conclusions and then I... (sighs) mess things up.

???: (sympathetically) Don't blame yourself, officer.

Daphne Blake: Yeah. You're not just a rookie, you're a police officer who's learning.

???: Once you get the hang of it, you won't be so bad.

Officer Lister: (smiles) Thanks, guys. Will you forgive me for being so harsh on you?

???: Sure.

(The heroes shake hands with him)

???: So, what are you guys gonna do now?

Officer Lister: (to Landers) Yeah, don't we have more police business to do?

Officer Landers: It's Halloween, right? What do you say you and I go out and (does air quotes) inspect some candy.

(He and Lister laugh while Lister also does air quotes)

Officer Lister: We should go eat some candy, too.

Officer Landers: That's a great idea. (puts his hand on Lister's back as they walk off) Let's go out and eat some candy. Lots of yummy, delicious candy.

Officer Lister: Like carrots.

Officer Landers: Alright, where's the car?

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???: Do you think Bones has found Zee by now?

???: If he has, he might see that she might've found someone else.

(Indeed, Zee has as the scene shows that she was now dating Skull)

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(Bones walks up to them while still carrying his kite)

Bones: Come on, baby. We're out of here.

Zee: Um, not so fast, Bones. There's been a change of plans. Besides, Skull's not like you.

Bones: (scoffs) Whatever.

(Bones walks off as the screen cuts to black)

Zee: (voiceover) Bones.

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