Editing Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript (section)

==Vacuum Dummy/Police Get Eaten==

(Later in the house it shows a drawing of heart by Jenny)

Jenny: The furnace. The furnace is the heart. 

Blossom: If we want to put out the fire, we're going to have to go inside.

Chowder: Without getting chewed to pieces.

(Chowder draws something on the plan)

DJ: Dummy!

Patrick Star: Hey, don't call him that.

Chowder: Yeah, I was just doodling.

DJ: No, Chowder, this is it! First, we build a dummy. We fill the dummy with (draws medicine bottles in the dummy sketch) a few gallons of cold medicine. (to Chowder) You can borrow them from your dad's pharmacy.

Chowder: Wait, what?

DJ: We feed the dummy to the house, house eats the medicine, house goes to sleep... ,

Chowder: Look at this!

DJ: ...we get in there, douse the fire, and get out!

Chowder: Woah, woah, woah, woah!

DJ: Questions?

Chowder: Yes, um, are you nuts? I don't want to steal drugs from my father, I don't want to go inside a monster, and I don't want to DIE!

Lisa Loud: It's either that or anyone in the neighborhood gets eaten.

Jenny: I'd say it's worth a shot.

Chowder: Yes, I agree. Let's do it!

Buttercup: Really, Chowder?

(Chowder was getting cold medicine in a rush he bumps into skeletons as they cackled. He runs off screaming. He rides his bike back to DJ’s house)

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Chowder: Hey but I wanted that one.

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(Officer Landers comes out of the car, not looking too happy)

Officer Landers: Littering, loitering, vandalism, vagrancy...

Officer Lister: (comes out with a flashlight) And treason!

Officer Landers: No, not treason.

Officer Lister: Are you sure? Because in the book--

Officer Landers: I'm sure! Okay, everyone out of the trash cans. Let's go.

Officer Lister: Come on. You heard the big guy. You see the light? Walk towards it. Come on, keep it moving. All right, drop your weapons. Pass them to me. Come on.

(DJ, Chowder, and Jenny throw their water guns at Lister's feet)

Officer Lister: I will shoot you.

Officer Landers: (notices the cord) Well, lookie we've got here. You stay here. I'm checking this out.

Officer Lister: I am on it.

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Officer Landers: That's it! That is it!

(Lister shines his flashlight at Chowder)

Officer Lister: You got something to say, porky, huh? Devil deva?

(Lister then shines his flashlight on Patrick)

Officer Lister: You got something to say, tubby?

Patrick Star: (tears up) Tubby? (gets angry) NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!!

(He punches Lister, shocking DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, are you crazy? You can't do that. He's a police officer!

Patrick Star: (gasps and realizes what he's done) Sorry, SpongeBob. But I hate it when someone calls me that.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, next time think before you do something!

(Lister gets up as Landers approaches)

Officer Landers: That's it. We're taking them in!

Officer Lister: That's what I'm talking about. Where are we taking them?

Officer Landers: To jail. Let's go!

(DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes gasp in shock)

Officer Lister: You hear that? You guys are going to jail.

DJ: But, Officer, you've gotta believe us!

Officer Lister: Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2%, you got the right to shut up!

Jenny: Okay, the house is a monster.

Officer Lister: And to think that I believed you!

Jenny: Ow!

Chowder: Hey, listen, I am with you guys. My cousin is a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, kind of a cop. He has a gun.

Officer Landers: Yeah, they're gonna love you downtown, jughead.

Chowder: Ow!

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Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!!

(Pikachu shocks Lister as he screams in pain)

Ash Ketchum: I tried to warn you! Pikachu can get very hostile to anyone who crosses him or his friends' path.

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Officer Lister: We are super cops.

Officer Landers: Yeah, that's why I live in a condo.

Officer Lister: Super cop. Super-duper cop. Super--

(Then Lister hears the house growling)

Officer Lister: Do you hear that?

Officer Landers: Yeah, that's my stomach. I'm starving.

Officer Lister: No, no. No, no. That sounds like the dangerous creature. I'm gonna go check it out.

Officer Landers: (annoyed) Oh, my gosh. This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right, I'll be back.

(DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes tried to warn them, but they couldn't hear them since the police car was soundproof)

DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes: You guys, stop. Hey, guys. No. Get out of there. No, don't go in there.

(Landers and Lister go up to the front porch of the house)

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Officer Lister: I tell you. (rolls on the ground) Super roll.

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Officer Lister: Where you at, spooky creature? I'm gonna get ya.

(The lawn moves around as he moves away and stops as he sees something in front of him)

Officer Lister: Freeze... (reveals to be a tree) ...tree!

(As moves closer to the tree, one of its branches comes down and takes this pistol)

Officer Lister: Hey, what you doing? (runs away) You can't do that! Not to an officer brother. That is illegal!

(The tree grabs him as DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes scream in horror)

Officer Landers: I'm coming, buddy! 

Officer Lister: Put me down!

Officer Landers: I'm gonna go get backup.

Officer Lister: I thought there was no backup!

Officer Landers: I'm getting Judy!

(Landers runs towards the car, but gets captured by the house's carpet-tongue)

Officer Landers: JUDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

(Landers gets eaten, while the heroes look in shock)

Officer Lister: AAHHHH!! MOMMA!!!

(The house uses its tree-hands to eat Lister, too and then the screen cuts to black)

Chowder: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I think im gonna have a stroke.