Editing Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript (section)

==The Video Game Expert==

(Later at a shop we see a man playing a video game)

DJ: You're looking at the three-time, tri-state, over fourteen Thou Art Dead champion. His name is Reginald Skullinski. But they call him "Skull".

Misty: Who's they?

Chowder: Me and DJ. 

DJ: Yeah.

Chowder: He's the smartest guy on earth.

Jenny: So, let's go talk to him.

DJ: Hey, Jenny, Jenny.

Chowder: Hey, Jenny, Jenny, hold on. Hold up. Skull is in the game zone right now, and you don't wanna mess with him when he's in the game zone.

Jenny: Fine, so how long is he gonna be playing?

Skull: Die, die!

Chowder: Who knows? He once played for four days straight on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk, and an adult diaper.

DJ: The man is a legend.

Jenny: Well, if he is not coming out of the game zone, then we are going in.

DJ: What? Hey, what are you...?

Chowder: Uh, what? Jenny, no.

Skull: It's like you're not gonna do it. Like, you're gonna die. You're gonna die. Oh, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again. Your head's rolling. You can't see it. Your eyes are on your head.

DJ: Uh, sir?

Skull: What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. What?!

DJ: Okay, old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed, and I need to know how to destroy it before it comes out and tries to kill people--

Skull: Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it! Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold! Yah! Possessed house, you say? Hmm. In my travels to the video store and comic-book conventions, I've seen many strange and wondrous things. And I've heard tell of man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with wood and brick, creating a rare form of monster, known as Domus Mactabilis.

DJ: The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.

Chowder: We're its murderous enemies.

Skull: Have fun getting killed. Oh, look at that blood.

DJ: So, how do we kill it?

Skull: You've gotta strike at the source of life, the heart.

DJ: But houses don't have hearts.

Skull: Yes! Yeah, you might be right about that. Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of. I won't be seeing you later.

(He runs off to make a delivery, but then stops and takes some of the chocolate bar and runs off)

Patrick: Geez was that guy weird or what

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Jenny: So, we need to strike at the heart.

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DJ: Ever since Nebbercracker died, there's been smoke coming out of that chimney.