Editing Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript (section)

==The Police==
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Chowder: This is gonna be a blood bath.

(Officer Landers and Officer Lister show up in their car as the house brings back Chowder's ball and gets still)

Jenny: Good news. The cops are here.

Officer Landers: Alright, folks, this better be good. I was in the forest wrestling with a bearclaw when we got the call. (laughs) (clears throat) I was eating a donut.

Officer Lister: (through a loudspeaker as DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes cover their ears) The whole bunch of you, step to the car now.

Chowder: My ears.

Officer Landers: They're at... They're at the car. (laughs)

Buttercup: Did he really have to do that?

Officer Landers: I'm sorry about that. (referring to Lister, laughing) He's a rookie. First week on the job. (chuckles)

Jenny: Officer, we have reason to believe (points to the house) that there's a dangerous creature inside that house.

DJ: It may have killed a man.

Chowder: And a dog.

Officer Lister: (gasps) Doggy down? We've got a situation!

Officer Landers: Woah, woah, woah, woah!

Officer Lister: (picks up the loudspeaker) We've got a situation!

Officer Landers: (takes the loudspeaker from him) What are you doing?

Officer Lister: I'm calling for backup. Didn't you hear what the kid said? There's a dangerous creature inside that house.

Officer Landers: We don't have backup. It's just Judy at the station. (gestures to DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes) And this is no situation, it's just a bunch of tater tots and animal crackers hopped up on too many Pixy Stix.

Officer Lister: (mumbles) I bet you the dead dog would beg to differ.

Officer Landers: (raises an eyebrow) What was that?!

Officer Lister: Nothing.

Officer Landers: (clears throat) Alright. (to DJ, Chowder, Jenny, and the heroes) Times up Peewees. It’s Halloween and believe it or not we got things to do.

Officer Lister: We do?

Officer Landers: Yeah.

DJ: No wait, you can't. Alright, this thing, it has a mouth, and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them.

Chowder: Yeah, like this. (does monster eating sounds and motions with his hands)

Jenny: Okay, okay. Okay!

Rabbit: I think they get the picture.

Jenny: The thing is we're trying to make this sound more real than it normally would.

Officer Landers: (in disbelief) Mmm. Problem is it sounds kind of "not real". So, we'll see you later.

DJ: No! Alright. I'll show you. But if things get out of hand...

Officer Landers: We'll aim for Bigfoot. (laughs)

(Lister cocks a pistol and laughs while holding it. Landers notices.)

Officer Landers: That's loaded!

(DJ jumps on the lawn, but nothing happened. He starts hopping on the lawn.)

Officer Lister: He's hoppin'.

Officer Landers: (chuckles)

(DJ kept hopping, but the house still wouldn't budge)

Jenny: Smart house.

(Chowder picks up a rock)

Rabbit: Chowder, no!

(Chowder throws the rock at the house)

Officer Landers: Hey! You... (sternly) Both of you, come here.

(DJ and Chowder walk up to the car with their hands up.)

Officer Landers: Bring it to the car! Come on!

(DJ and Chowder put their hands down.)

Officer Landers: (points to Chowder) I'll now forget about you throwing that rock, (points to DJ) 'cause that dance was pretty funny. But the next time any of you mess with this guy's house, each and every one of you are going in the hole. You got it?

(Lister makes a circle with his hands while nodding having his eye through.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

Officer Landers: Bingo! It doesn't. Now I'll give you ten seconds to march.

Jenny: But we need your help. It’s your job to help us.

Chowder: (nods) Mm-hmm.

Officer Landers: One, two...

(The kids and the heroes start walking away from the house.)

Officer Landers: (over loudspeaker) Three, four, five...

(They get in front of the car and the police slightly nudge them with it.)

Chowder: (rubs his side) Ow, that's tender.

Lynn Loud: Watch it!

DJ: My house is right over there.

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Jenny: So much for relying on the government.

Chowder: Yeah, I know. I hate the government. Dude, we're screwed.

DJ: No, we’re not. We’ll go to an expert.