Editing Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House/Transcript (section)

== The Prologue/Opening/"Get off my lawn!"/Meeting Dustin James "DJ" Walters ==
(The films begins with Winnie the Pooh, Ash Ketchum, Jack Skellington, Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny, Aladdin, Kronk, Timmy Turner, Otis, Simba, Lincoln Loud, SpongeBob SquarePants, Alex, Skipper, Twilight Sparkle, Apple Bloom, Ttark, Woody Woodpecker, Sora, Mickey Mouse, Kim Possible, Star Butterfly, and their friends waiting for the Powerpuff Girls)

Rabbit: What's taking the Powerpuff Girls so long? They should be here by now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, don't worry, Rabbit. I'm sure they'll be here.

Lori Loud: Yeah, maybe they're literally still in school.

Tigger: Yeah, or maybe they're still fighting crime in order to protect Townsville from Mojo again.

Kim Possible: You got a point, Tigger. Speaking of which, anything yet, Ron?

Ron Stoppable: Not yet.

Aladdin: Well, let's just hope they get here.

Marty: You're right, Aladdin.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah!

(Ron sees something and gasps)

Ron Stoppable: (bumps his head) Ow. Guys, they're coming! I see them! I saw the Powerpuff Girls coming right now!

(The Powerpuff Girls enter)

Bubbles: Hi, guys!

Buttercup: 'Sup?

Blossom: Hey, everyone. Sorry we're late.

Timon: ''Hakuna matata'', girls. No worries.

Rabbit: What kept you girls so long? We've almost left for our next adventure without you.

Blossom: Sorry, Rabbit. Me, Bubbles and Buttercup were busy doing our chores until the Professor ordered us to go on the adventure, so that he'll do them.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, that explains a lot.

Lincoln Loud: So, where are we going for our next adventure, Lisa?

Lisa Loud: Well, I think it's... Mayville, Wisconsin.

Ash Ketchum: That means Halloween is tomorrow.

Pikachu: (in agreement) Pika, pika.

Buttercup: Pikachu is right. Is everyone ready?

Jack Skellington: We're off!

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, guys. Move out!

Fluttershy: But, but... (screaming)

(The heroes are off to go to Mayville. The screen fades to black. As the opening titles appear, the main title which reads, "Winnie the Pooh vs. Monster House", closes in on the camera, filling the view. An orange leaf wobbles in the breeze, then falls to the ground below. They're suddenly flown back up by a girl, who is singing, riding a tricycle)

Little Girl: La-la! Hello, fence. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Hello, leaves. La-la-la-la-la! Hello, sky. La-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la... Ohh!

(Suddenly, the wheel on the girl's trike gets jammed as she tries to paddle. She looks over at an old house as a leaf flies over to the front porch. The girl's eyes widen as the door trembles, then opens. Mr. Nebbercracker, an elderly man, steps out)

Mr. Nebbercracker: GET OFF MY LAWN!! (runs over to the girl, who screams as she tries to pedal harder) Ooh! Trespasser! Do you wanna be eaten alive?!

Little Girl: No.

Mr. Nebbercracker: THEN GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

(The girl screams as she dismounts her tricycle, then stops to look over her shoulder)

Little Girl: My trike.

(Mr. Nebbercracker picks up the tricycle, then breaks its front wheel off. The girl sobs as she runs)

Mr. Nebbercracker: STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!!

(The scene changes to the heroes as they arrive)

Twilight Sparkle: We're here.

Peck: Look at these leaves.

Simba: That's because it's autumn, Peck.

Marty: Uh, guys? Look.

(They see the house)

Kim Possible: Whoa. This house looks spooky.

Blossom: (spots Mr. Nebbercracker) Hey, who's this old man?

Star Butterfly: I dunno. Let's go ask him.

(They walk on the lawn, approaching the house. They see Mr. Nebbercracker growling angrily at them)

Timon: WHOA!!!

Mr. Nebbercracker: YOU!!!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! 

(The heroes point questioningly at themselves as if to say, "Who, us?") 

Mr. Nebbercracker: Yeah, you! If I catch you on my lawn again, you'll be eaten alive! Understand?! 

(The heroes nod in agreement) 

Mr. Nebbercracker: Good. NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

(The heroes run over to another house across the street)

Peck: (in 2020 Yakko's voice) Well, that was just plain mean.

Tigger: (panting) Sheesh, what a mean old grouch.

(The heroes glare at Mr. Nebbercracker, who glances back at them. A camera light flashes as he growls angrily. Dustin James Walters, or "DJ" for short, looks through a telescope, and gapes)

Mrs. Walters: DJ!

Mr. Walters: We're gonna be late.

DJ Walters: Yeah, Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming. (writes on paper) "October 30th, another tricycle." I'm coming! (races outside as a picture of Nebbercracker fades in) Mom! Mom, he did it again. He took another tricycle.

Mrs. Walters: OK, honey, we've talked about this. You can't stay up in your room all day, staring at an old man through a telescope!

DJ Walters: But, Mom, there's something wrong with that house. I'm serious!

Mrs. Walters: What was that?

DJ Walters: (clears throat) I'm serious.

Mrs. Walters: (after a brief pause) His voice sounds funny. (sees Pooh and the others) Uh, excuse me. Are you new here?

Rabbit: Huh? Oh, uh, that's right. We're visitors.

DJ Walters: Huh. OK. Well, who are you guys?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, and Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Jack Skellington, Zero, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Jack Skellington, Zero, Thomas, Percy, Bugs Bunny...

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

Winnie the Pooh: ...Daffy Duck, Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, Rajah, Iago, Genie, Kronk, Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip...

Pip: 'Sup?

Winnie the Pooh: ...Peck...

Peck: Hi there.

Winnie the Pooh: ...Freddy... 

(Freddy waves as if saying, "Hello") 

Winnie the Pooh: ...Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Terk, Tantor, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, Starlight Glimmer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Ttark, Woody Woodpecker, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me "Pooh" for short.

Sora: I'm Sora, and this is Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Star Butterfly, and Marco Diaz.

DJ Walters: Huh. Pleased to meet you. And what's a Pooh?

Tigger: That's his name, kid. Uh, who are you?

DJ Walters: I'm Dustin James Walters, but you can call me "DJ".

Pumbaa: Pleased to meet you, DJ.

Mr. Walters: Someone's hitting puberty. What's happening to my body? Right, buddy?

Mrs. Walters: Maybe you should come with us.

Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Mrs. Walters, we'll be with him.

Mrs. Walters: You will? 

(The heroes nod) 

Mrs. Walters: OK.

Otis: We will.

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