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Prologue[edit | edit source]

(One Day, at the 100 Acre Wood, And Winnie the Pooh and his friends [Along with Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Mia, Andrea, Emma, Olivia, Stephanie, Lincoln and his sisters and Zazu] waiting for Tai and his friends)

  • Rabbit: What’s taking Tai and others so long? They said they should be here.
  • Timmy Turner: Oh, don’t worry, Rabbit. Ronny getting them right now.
  • Zazu: Well good thing we have a Power Ranger on our side. Besides, I couldn’t get these kids and their Digimon up myself.
  • Cosmo: Sure you would, Zazu.
  • Leni: I can't wait for them any longer.
  • Lori: Yeah, Tai and the others are always taking forever to get here.
  • Lincoln: Yeah, I just don't understand of why they've taking so long to get here?
  • Rabbit: If I know one thing about them Lincoln… Is that Tai always sleeps in.
  • Luan: You mean ???????? [Laughs] Get it?
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  • Eeyore: So where’s Olive and the DigiDestined now?
  • Piglet: Well Eeyore, I think I see them coming now.

(Then Ronny Robinson, Tai and his friends had arrived)

  • Ronny Robinson: Hi, everyone. I'm back!
  • Rabbit: It’s about time what took you all so long?
  • Tai Kamiya: (Laughs weirdly) Well, you know.
  • Piglet: Oh, Tai, you overslept again, didn't you?
  • Izzy Izumi: Well, how you every guest?
  • Tigger: It's the thought that counts, Issy-Boy.
  • Agumon: We tried to get him up.
  • Matt Ishida: Yeah, but he never listen to any of us until Wanda showed up.
  • Ronny Robinson: And it’s a good thing that Zhane and I know to wake him up.
  • Eeyore: If you ask me, that nobody is. Where are Sora, Mimi and Joe?

(Sora comes in)

  • Sora Takenouchi: Hey, wait. Don't start without us, sorry we're late
  • Winnie the Pooh: It's fine, Sora. But where’s Mimi?
  • Rabbit: She’s probably shopping in some mall or something.
  • Tigger: There she is.
  • Mimi Tachikawa: Oh, get out of their, Palmon. You're too heavy to push.
  • Palmon: Mimi, how's that gonna look? I suppose to look like a baby.
  • Mimi Tachikawa: You just grow up, now get out.
  • T.K Takaishi: Thanks for letting us coming along for another adventure with you guys.
  • Tigger: (Laughs) No problems, T.K.!
  • Winnie the Pooh: It really nice that you all coming with us on this adventure for today.
  • Kari Kamiya: We really appreciate it.
  • Tai Kamiya: Well then, let’s get going.
  • Wanda: Hold It! We can't just leave yet, Tai.
  • Tai Kamiya: Wow, man! What do you mean of "We can't just leave yet", Wanda? We’re ready to go on another adventure.
  • Wanda: I know we are Tai, but are we missing someone else?
  • Zauz: Ha! Apparently Joe and Gomamon haven’t arrived yet.
  • CJ: I know, what's taking them so long? I mean it doesn't take them that long to get here.

(Then Ash and his friends arrived too)

  • Ash Ketchum: Hey! Hey you guys! Over here!
  • Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Ash.
  • Tai Kamiya: Nice of you, Misty and Brock, to drop in again.
  • Misty: Thanks, Tai.
  • Brock: So is everyone ready? Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, Spongebob, Tommy, Alex and the others are waiting for us.
  • Tigger: Yeah, let’s get the show on the…
  • Familiar Voice: (Voices) STOP!
  • All: Huh?!

(Then it was Joe)

  • Joe Kido: I wanna come too! Don't start to I get there! I love Pooh's Adventures, hold on!
  • Tai Kamiya: Alright, we won't start without you.
  • Familiar Voice: Hey, Guys! Wait up!
  • Tigger: Well, what you know!

(Than it was Scruffy)

  • Rabbit: Scruffy?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Oh, hello Scruffy!
  • Eeyore: Well this is surprise!
  • Rabbit: What are you doing here, Scruffy?
  • Piglet: And how you did find us?
  • Scruffy: Well before you guys are heading home from my home, Christopher Robin told about The 100 Acre Wood that you guys from. So he gave me a map to get here.
  • Tigger: Oh yeah! I forgot Christopher Robin was there with us that adventure.
  • Mimi Tachikawa: You know her?
  • Rabbit: Kids, we like you guys to meet our very old friend, Scruffy.
  • Tigger: She's friend with Ugly.
  • Tai Kamiya: So you're Ugly's good friend named Scruffy that Pooh told us about. My name is Tai. And this is my sister Kari. And these my friends from camp. I like you to meet Sora.
  • Sora Takenouchi: Nice to meet you Scruffy.
  • Tai Kamiya: And self doplay cool one over their is Matt.
  • Matt Ishida: No autographs, please.
  • Tai Kamiya: And this is Joe.
  • Joe Kido: I shake hands. If you have me.
  • Scruffy: I don't get it.
  • Tai Kamiya: That's Mimi.
  • Mimi Tachikawa: Well, she is so cute.
  • Tai Kamiya: Izzy here is our computer exprend.
  • Izzy Izumi: Do you have Internet axends?
  • Tai Kamiya: And last without less, this little guys, is uh...
  • T.K Takaishi: T.K, call me T.K. And I'm not small as I look.
  • Tai Kamiya: And these are our Digimon. Agumon, Gabumon, Biumon, Tentomon, Gomamon, Palmon, Patamon and Gatomon.
  • Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokemon breeder.
  • Misty: And I'm Misty, my specialty is water pokemon.
  • Togepi: Togepi!
  • Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum and I'm trying to be a Pokemon master.
  • Pikachu: Pika.
  • Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah and this is Pikachu.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Zazu: And I'm Zazu. A friend of Pooh and his friends.
  • Timmy Turner: Hello Scruffy, I'm Timmy Turner.
  • Cosmo: And... I'm Cosmo and this is Wanda.
  • Cosmo and Wanda: And we’re Timmy’s Fairly GodParents!
  • Olive Doyle: I'm Olive.
  • Lincoln: My name is Lincoln, and these are my sisters: Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lilly.
  • Lucy: (Come out of nowhere) You forgot about me.
  • Lincoln: Lucy! I always forget about Lucy!
  • Scruffy: Well it's great to meet you all, Pooh told me so much about you guys. My name is Scruffy.
  • Matt Ishida: I bet you have known Pooh and his friends for a years.
  • Scruffy: Oh yes I do Matt. I met Pooh and his friends for a very long time ago. And I also met their friend; Christopher Robin.
  • Misty: I hate to interrupt, but it’s time that we get to our friends.
  • Tigger: Gasp! She’s right. We were having a meeting and we need to get to Simba and the others! Come on!
  • Ash Ketchum: I think you should come with us Scruffy.
  • Scruffy: Really?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes. The rest of our friends will be trilled to meet you!
  • Scruffy: Well what are we staying here for, let's get going!
  • Tigger: Say Timmy-Boy, will you do the honors of get us to Simba and the others?
  • Timmy Turner: You got it, Tigger! Cosmo, Wanda?

(Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and they off. Meanwhile were others are, Simba was drink from the pond, and sunelly…)

  • Timon: Tim brand!! (laughs) Sorry, Simba. But you know are you the wet one who so big. Up, Pumba. (Pumba drag Tromo to dane) You a guineas!

(Petrie comes in)

  • Littlefoot: You're late.
  • Petrie: Oh sorry, Petrie, uh-- Take big napes. (Youngin’) So, uh, what me miss?
  • Cera: We're still waiting for Pooh, Ash, Tai and the others to show up because they have a special surprise present for us.
  • Simba: I wonder what’s keeping them?
  • Sora (KH): Don’t worry, Simba. I’m sure they’ll be here very soon.
  • Donald Duck: You said it!
  • Marty: I don't get it. It's not like that Pooh to be late.
  • Melman: Do you think something's wrong?
  • Kowalski: Well I don't know and I don't care.
  • Pumbaa: Didn’t they tell you what they’re up to, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: They’re bringing a new friend with them.
  • Littlefoot: Say that again?
  • Ducky: A new friend? Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
  • Cera: But Ducky, we don't know anything about their new friend unless they told us.
  • Ducky: Oh, yes. That is right. We don't even know that their new friend is really nice or not.
  • Simba: (Laughs) I think we should wait until they get here, so they can tell us themselves.
  • Mickey Mouse: Good idea, Simba.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe it’s somebody we know that we haven’t seen for a long time.
  • Eugene Krabs: Well, uhh, I guess you’re right, Simba and SpongeBob.
  • Patrick Star: Maybe they properly bringing Sunset Shimmer.
  • Tommy Oliver: So where are they now?
  • Simba: Well Tommy, I think I see them coming right now!

(Then Pooh, Ash, Tai and his friends had arrived)

  • Ash Ketchum: Hey guys, sorry were little late.
  • Sora (KH): Don’t worry, Ash. We’re just eating a feat that Austin & Ally prepared for us before our today's great journey with you guys.
  • Mickey Mouse: Yeah, Ash. Don’t worry about us.
  • Kimberly Hart: So what kept you all so long?
  • Olive Doyle: We have some new friend that we like you all to meet.
  • Patrick Star: Hey you are not Sunset Shimmer!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks and Eugene Krabs: PATRICK!!!

(They beat up Patrick Star)

  • Patrick Star: Sorry.
  • Scruffy: Uh… It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, SpongeBob, Tommy, Alex, everyone. We like you all to meet our good old friend Scruffy.
  • Scruffy: Well is finally great to you guys, Pooh told me all about you.
  • Marty: REALLY?
  • Scruffy: Yeah, really. My name is Scruffy.
  • Sora (KH): I’m Sora. He’s Donald. They’re Kairi, Riku, Mickey and Pluto. And that’s Goofy.
  • Timon: Nice to meet you, Scruffy. I’m Timon!
  • Pumba: Pumba!
  • Simba: My name is Simba.
  • Nala: And my name is Nala.
  • Tommy Oliver: Oh.. Um I’m Tommy and this is Kimberly and um this my friend Billy.
  • Rocky DeSantos: I’m Rocky.
  • Aisha Campbell: I'm Aisha.
  • Adam Park: Adam.
  • Alex: I'm Alex, the Alex. And this is Marty, Gloria and Melman.
  • Skipper: [shakes Scruffy's Hand] The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. That there is Kowalski, he's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
  • Kowalski: [staring awestruck at Scruffy for no reason] Uhhh...
  • Skipper: See? He's working on a whole 'nother level. And Rico, he's our demolition expert. He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all. And then there's Private. He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot.
  • Scruffy: Wow, he's cut and cuddly.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.
  • Patrick Star: Hi.
  • Squidward Tentacles: Well I’m Squidward.
  • Sandy Cheeks: I’m Sandy.
  • Eugene Krabs: Hello, I’m Mr Krabs. And I like money.
  • Littlefoot: I’m Littlefoot. And these are my friends, this is Ducky.
  • Ducky: Hi, Scruffy.
  • Littlefoot: And this is Spike.
  • Spike: uh!
  • Ducky: Spike’s is really special too. (Chuckles) Specially gooding eating.
  • Littlefoot: This is Pertie.
  • Petrie: Me of flyer, see? (Than Persie flying a little bit) Ta-Da!
  • Littlefoot: This is Chomper, and Ruby.
  • Chomper: Hilla!
  • Ruby: Hello, Scruffy, hello!
  • Littlefoot: This is Guido.
  • Guido: Uh, yeah that will be me, hi!
  • Littlefoot: And this is Cera.
  • Cera: (to Scruffy) You not from their home, are you?
  • Scruffy:
  • Littlefoot: Oh and this is my grandparents.
  • Grandpa Longneck: Nice to meet you, miss.
  • Grandma Longneck: Pleasure to meet you Scruffy.
  • Scruffy: Well it's great to meet you all too.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: So you are Ugly's good friend named Scruffy that Pooh told us about. I would have never know it.
  • Patrick Star: Wow. You must have kwon Pooh and Pals for quite some time.
  • Scruffy: Well I known Pooh and his friends for few years.
  • Skipper: You know, I like this kid already.
  • Private: Me too, Skipper.
  • Kowalski: I think you're right, Skipper.
  • Rico: (yes in jibriish)
  • Riku: So anyway, are we all ready to go?
  • Kairi: Wait, are we forgetting someone?
  • Aisha Campbell: Yeah, where's Genie? He suppose be here any minute now.
  • Timon: Aisha's right, what's taking him so long?
  • Scruffy: [To Pooh] Hey Pooh, I don't wanna be a unopposed, but who this Genie guy? You never told me about that person or something.
  • Winnie the Pooh: You’ll see. We just need to wait just a little bit longer for him to arrive.
  • Piglet: Pooh, look!

(A whirlpool of water appears down on the pool and makes a very artistic and big splash along with Zazu scared. Suddenly, Genie with his Hawaiian shirt, hat, surfboard, bags of souvenirs, and a luau necklace appears)

  • -Well it's about time!

(Genie jumps off from the wave with Pooh and the gang smiling.)

  • Genie: He's big, he's blue and he's back! (breaks the fourth wall with his face getting closer to the audience)
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  • Genie: (Pains) Watch out the sun bured! Ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Sorry am I late, though.
  • Piglet: Oh don't worry Genie, we so glad your here anyway.
  • Scruffy: So this the Genie that Pooh me about?
  • Genie: Say, who is this small mouse that looks like a girl with rages outfit?
  • Scruffy: Well my name is Scruffy.
  • Genie: Please to you meet you Scruffy, I'm... [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] The ever impressive... [as if trapped in a box] ... the long-contained... [as SeÒor Wences] ... the often immitated, but never... [multiplies himself]... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp! [as Ed Sullivan] Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you."
  • Scruffy: Wow, guess I'm gonna get going to get along with you really well.
  • -I'm glad to see it that way, Scruffy.
  • -So what's the plan for this adventure, Pooh?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Well, were going take a vacation to Minnesota for this adventure.
  • Ash Ketchum: I think that's a great idea, Pooh.
  • Lincoln: I'm agree with you as well, Ash.
  • Rabbit: Say Sora? Aren’t the rest of your team be coming to join us as well?
  • Sora (KH): Oh our team members Olie, Billy Austin, Ally, Trish, Dez, Caitlyn, Lela, Tanner, Liv, Maddie and Archimedes won’t be able to come this adventure because they’re have plans of their own for today. So it’s only just me, Donald and Goofy.
  • Mickey Mouse: Yeah. And I told Aqua, Terra, Ventus, Princess Elena, Princess Sofia, Minnie, Cyd and Shelby that me and Pluto are going join you guys for this this adventure as well. Right, Pluto?
  • Pluto: (Barks)
  • Goofy: Let’s use the Gummie Ship that hold 500 people.
  • Winnie the Pooh: I couldn't agree more. (Chuckles)

(So our heroes went on the Gummie Ship and it setting to blast off)

  • Donald Duck: Blast off!

(And So Pooh, Ash, Littlefoot, Simba, Sora, Tommy and SpongeBob are off)

Story Begins/Winnie the Pooh meets the boys[edit | edit source]

(Meanwhile, Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan running away from the Girls' Field Hockey Team, that all happens a minute ago)

  • Kendall Knight: Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime, and when they do, you gotta grab it and turn that ting big time.
  • Logan Mitchell: Turn it, and I predict a 90% change of bodily harm, and I'm talking about us, not them.
  • Carlos Garcia: Wimp. (He put his helmet on the try to turn it on) HUHH! (Grunts) It's stuck.
  • James Diamond: I had my pop star dream again last night. This This time, I was wearing my lucky white V-neck, and I sang a Smokey Robinson song.

[James Diamond]

Tracks of my tears, ey, ey.

  • James Diamond: What are we doing?
  • Kendall Knight: A janitor left the t-bar in the sprinkler valve, and do and do you want help us soak the Girl's Field Hockey Team?
  • James Diamond: Yeah.

(Kendall and James join with Carlos and they look at Logan)

  • Logan Mitchell: I gotta get new friends.

(They turn on sprinkler and girls got mad at them)

  • Boys: (Laughing)
  • Girls: (Screams)
  • Kendall Knight: And now we run.
  • Boys: Whoa!

(They start to run, and girls is chasing them in anger)

  • Carlos Garcia: Whoo! Whoo!
  • James Diamond: This is what it's gonna be like when I'm famous. Only, the girls won't be trying to kill me.

(Girls still running and the boys are hiding in the garbage bin, and Carlos eating a old sandwich)

  • Carlos Garcia: (Muffled Grunt) Uhh.
  • Kendall Knight: Go, go, go, go!

(They boys got out and continuing running, and the stop at the quarter, and the girls got them and started to attacked them)

  • Kendall Knight: Whoa. Timeout! (The girls stopped) Give James the Helmet. We gotta protect the face.
  • Carlos Garcia: Right.

(Carlos give the helmet to James, and he put it on)

  • James Diamond: I love you guys.
  • Kendall Knight: Time in.

(And The girls attack the boys, and cut the next scene when Gustavo arrive at Paramount Theater)

  • Gustavo Rocque: Where am I, and why am I freezing?
  • Kelly Wainwright: You're in Minnesota.
  • Gustavo Rocque: What's up, Minnesota?! (the girls are screaming) I hate all of them. And the state for freezing my latte, I need a bigger coat.
  • Kelly Wainwright: It's our last stop, so just focus and try not to make everybody cry. somewhere here is your next big star. I can feel it.
  • Gustavo Rocque: I'm the Star! What I need is a canvas with great hair that I can pain the pomp on. I need a singing block of wood that I can set on fire, so please tell me, where in, uh--
  • Kelly Wainwright: Minnesota.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Where in Minnesota is my Fire?!

(Cut to a scene when Pooh and his pals arrived at Minnesota)

  • Piglet: My, isn't it lovely even on Night of Minnesota?
  • Rabbit: Well, when my ear wing-wlag like this, it means it's gonna snow like cats and dogs tonight.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother, I hope they bring their own dinner.
  • Tigger: Whoo-Whoo! That ears of yours it's on the thrinces, buddy-boy.
  • Zazu: Ha! Not to worry, I've already check the weather tonight and it's gonna clear all night long.
  • Timmy Turner: Hey, it's great that you and your friends come with us, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: No problem, Timmy. It's always a great time to have adventures with you guys. Specially that Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private to came with us as well.
  • Marty: That's right, SpongeBob. It's always a good time for a adventure.
  • Ash Ketchum: It's also great that you and your friends to join us as well, Tommy.
  • Tommy Oliver: It's our pleasure, Ash. It's always fun to have adventure with you guys around.
  • Adam Park: It's too bad that, Thomas and his friends won't able to come join us for this adventure.
  • Littlefoot: Speaking of them, where are they?
  • Kimberly Hart: Well, they are at Angel Grove taking care of things while we’re gone.
  • Private: (To Lincoln) So Lincoln, Pooh has told me, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs so much about you and your sisters.
  • Eugene Krabs: Yeah, I'm just surprise he told us that you guys are the one of Christopher Robin's Cousins.
  • Lincoln: Yeah well, we known Cousin Christopher for a very long time.
  • Lori: But it sure is nice that we get to know you guys.
  • Scruffy: But who are you guys related to?
  • Lynn: Well, Cousin Christopher's come from our mom side of the family.
  • Tigger: Yep! And their mom is a sister of Christopher Robin's Mother.
  • Leni: No wonder Christopher Robin is our mom's favorite nephew.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: But how you guys met them in the first place?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Well it all started like 4 months ago, when Mewtwo, The Good Fairy, Aisling, Zordon and Alpha 5 came visited to The 100 Acre Wood with a mission to give us.
  • Tommy Oliver: And they said that, there was something weird at Canterlot High School when three strange teens visited the school and looking some Equestria magic.
  • Brock: And those teens called them selfs; The Dazzlings.
  • Patrick Star: Who's The Dazzlings?
  • Misty: The Dazzlings is a group band and they trying everyone at the school to adore them by their singing voices.
  • Mickey Mouse: And they come form Equestria and they're originally called; The Sirens.
  • Cosmo: Umm, who are these "Sirens" you speak of?
  • Rabbit: Well, let me explain them with a flashback.
  • Cosmo: (Voice-over) Yeah, Flashback!

(A scene when history of The Sirens back at Equestria)

  • Rabbit: (Voice-over) The sirens were three beautiful but dangerous creatures who had the power to charm ponies with their music. But to maintain this power, they had to feed on the negativity and distrust of others. The more of this negative energy they consumed, the stronger their voices became, and the farther they could spread their dark magic.
  • Skipper: (Voice-over) But what happen when they got all of the negative energy?
  • Rabbit: (Voice-over) Well Skipper, they would have divided and conquered all of Equestria. But a certain Star Swirl the Bearded wasn't having it. Rumor has it he found a way to banish them to another world – one where he believed their magic power would be lost.

(Back to where our heroes were)

  • Wanda: Wow, that was something.
  • Sandy Cheeks: I'm agree with you Wanda.
  • Olive Doyle: Wow! I never know they're so dangerous to be around with them.
  • Grandpa Longneck: Yes, and it's because that mission's dangerous to go on, they got find someone to help us.
  • Simba: So then, Zordon and Alpha 5 already summoned Lincoln and his sisters to help us the mission back then.
  • Eeyore: And we went to Canterlot High School with little help with Genie, and met with Sunset Shimmer and her friends again.
  • Piglet: And that's how we met them in the first place.
  • Lynn: You know come to think of it, I'm really like go to Equestria one day.
  • Lola: Me too as well, Lynn.
  • Scruffy: Me three!
  • Chomper: Guys, guys! Guess what? I found a house near us come on you gotta see it.
  • Timmy Turner: Really?
  • Sora Takenouchi: Where is it, Chomper?
  • Joe Kido: Look, over there! (They spotted Knight's house)
  • Donald Duck: (Voice-over) Yeah Chomper’s right!
  • Rabbit: Come on! Let’s go over their and see who lives there.

(And so our heroes went to Knight's house. at inside the house, the boys are in a pain)

  • Kendall Knight: Ow.
  • All: (all groaning)

(the boys are watching TV)

  • Kendall Knight: Pussycat Dolls make the pain go away.
  • James Diamond: I'm gonna marry her someday.
  • Logan Mitchell: You're gonna marry Nicole Scherzinger? How?
  • Kendall & Carlos: No, No, No, No!

(James stan on the table)

  • James Diamond: I'm gonna be famous, sing to sold-out arenas, have, like, 5 house,

[James Diamond]

Make the girls go crazy!

  • James Diamond: And then marry Nicole.
  • Logan Mitchell: Are you done? Please be done.
  • James Diamond: No, 'cause here's the part where I shake the booty.

(James shake his's butt at Logan)

[James Diamond]

I'm gonna be famous, gonna marry Nicole.

  • Kendall Knight: Carlos.
  • Carlos Garcia: Got it.

(He put his helmet on and attack James)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Hello..... It's everyone here?
  • Kendall Knight: [To Pooh] Ah, we wasn’t except some visited travelers here, what are you're names?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit. Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Olive, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Laun, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Ruby, Chomper, Guido, Littlefoot's grandparents, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Genie, Scruffy, Tommy, Kimberly, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Tai, Sora, Matt, Izzy, Joe, Mimi, T.K., Kari, Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Tentomon, Gomamon, Palmon, Patamon, Gatomon, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private and Eeyore...
  • Eeyore: Thanks for knowing.
  • Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can called me Pooh for short.
  • Sora (KH): I’m Sora. He’s Donald. They’re Kairi, Riku, Mickey and Pluto. And that’s Goofy.
  • Kendall Knight: Oh, I'm Kendall, and that's Logan.
  • Logan Mitchell: Hi.
  • Kendall Knight: And the one's who in the back are fighting is James and Carlos
  • James & Carlos: Hello.

(The James and Carlos are still fight each other)

  • Sora (KH): It was nice to meet you, guys.
  • Logan Mitchell: And it’s nice to meet you all, too. So what’s fine you guys on this great night?
  • Lynn: We’re on our way to spend our adventure in Minnesota.
  • Patrick Star: Yeah, and we were just walking unit we saw your place.
  • Mickey Mouse: But we do have once question that we wanna to ask you boys.
  • Kendall Knight: And what is that, Mickey?
  • Mickey Mouse: Why James and Carlos are flighting for?
  • Logan Mitchell: 'Cause there fighting for something about famous or something.
  • James Diamond: (Voice-over) NO IT'S NOT!!!
  • Petrie: Hey, has anyone seen Tigger?
  • Winnie the Pooh: I don't know?
  • Cosmo: He was here a minute a ago.
  • TK Takaishi: He's have be here some where.

(Tigger comes in know were)

  • Tigger: Hey, guys.
  • Rabbit: Tigger! What are you doing?!
  • Alex: And where have you been? You made us worry and sick!
  • Melman: Yeah, you can't just walk around and you think own this place!
  • Tigger: Sorry Melman, I just looking around the house! Hey, everyone see Pooh-Boy? thought I herd him.
  • Winnie the Pooh: You did, Tigger. And I'm here. Under here.
  • Sora (KH): So what you four watching?
  • Logan Mitchell: We're just watching some music channel.
  • Kimberly Hart: Oh I loved the music channel!
  • -Me too!
  • -Me three!

(Tigger just toke a remote)

  • Kendall Knight: Hey, we're just...
  • Tigger: Hey, look at this.
  • Scruffy: Hey, why you...
  • Winnie the Pooh: Hey, I love the...
  • Tigger: Naw, this's better.
  • Piglet: Or, maybe we you should go back what they watching.
  • -Yeah Tigger, it's their TV after all.
  • Ash Ketchum: I think they have a point there, Tigger.
  • Pikachu: Pika.
  • Togepi: Togepi!
  • Tigger: Alright, fine! I'll change it back.

(Tigger turn back to the music channel)

  • Announcer: Do you wanna be a pop star?
  • James Diamond: Yes.
  • Announcer: Well, today's your chance if you're in Minnesota. Are you ready?
  • James Diamond: I'm in Minnesota.
  • A female: I'm gonna be the next Gewn Stefan!
  • Kendall Knight: That's Jenny Tinkler from homeroom.
  • Announcer: Gustavo Rocque, nineties mega-producer of bands like: Boyquake, Boyz in the Attic, and Boyzcity is lookin' for his next pop superstar, but he's even more famous for his quote in "Rolling Stone," when he said... "I could turn a dog into a pop star."
  • James Diamond: I sing better than a dog.
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(Everyone is look at the clock. And it all most 5PM)

  • Kendall Knight: Call all moms now!

(The boys get their phone out and calling their moms)

  • Announcer: You still have time. I'm sway...
  • Boys: [On their phones] Mom, call me when you get this message. We need are ride real bad!

(They Hand up their phones and put down on the table and wait)

  • James Diamond: Ring!
  • Tigger:
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(Then Carlos' Phone ring and he answer it)

  • Carlos Garcia: I got it. Hello. Yeah. Uh-huh. Ok, great. Get here as fast as you can. [He hands up]
  • James Diamond: Your mom's coming!
  • Carlos Garcia: No, but this nice lady's sending her crew over to give us a free estimate on aluminum siding.
  • James Diamond: AAH!

(Then James attack Carlos and fighting again)

  • -They're fighting again.
  • Eeyore: It figures.
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  • Kendall Knight: Logan has a learner's permit.

(The two boys stop fighting, again)

  • Tigger: Really, I thought he's need an adult for that?
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  • James Diamond: Kendall, do something.
  • Kendall Knight: What are you lookin' at me for? Logan's the genius.
  • Logan Mitchell: What-- I panic under pressure, and then you always come up with the answer.
  • Kendall Knight: What? That is so not true, and-- I know how to get there.

(Cut a scene at Mrs. Majkowski's house)

  • Kendall Knight: All you have to do is sit in the car. Logan'll drive, and we'll shovel your walkway for free all winter long.

(The Heroes are talking in the same time as they taking her in the car)

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(Cut to the theater)

[Woman 1#]

And I'm so in love with you.

  • Gustavo Rocque: Your singing makes me wanna dance. Off of a cliff! NEXT!

(to the next person)

[Men 1#]

Thunder.

  • Gustavo Rocque: NEXT!

(Then, The next person)

[Men 2#]

I love life more than anyone,

Doo Doo Doo.

  • Gustavo Rocque: Get... off... the... stage!

(Then, The next person)

[Men 3#]

[Voice vibrating]

(And then, the next person)

[Men 4#]

[Voice Vibrating]

(Gustavo was try to get rid of that guy, but until Kelly stopped him)

  • Kelly Wainwright: No! No--NEXT!

(And now, a dog)

  • Dog: (Ruffing)
  • Gustavo Rocque: That's actually the best singing we've heard all day. NEXT!

(They go to the next person, the next, the next, and the next)

  • Gustavo Rocque: Listen here, sister. That's the worst singing I've ever heard in my LIFE!

(And that lady walks away)

  • Kelly Wainwright: You know these people have feelings, right?
  • Gustavo Rocque: Oh, neat. Guess what I have? 29 PLATINUM RECORDS! I don't need feelings. What I need is the guy the record company paid me a million dollars to find to make my fire. And if you and I do not find him or her, WE'RE FIRED! [Then, he noticed that next person comes in and said] Keep walking! Don't stop at the microphone! Just keep walking! And good-bye. [Then, that person just left]
  • Kelly Wainwright: Don't worry. Sign-ups are until 5:00, and it's... one minute till 5:00.
  • Gustavo Rocque: (Yells)

(And finally, our heroes made it to the theater. Then, James start runs inside)

  • James Diamond: Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Come On! Hurry Up! Come on!
  • Boys: GO! GO! GO! Come on!
  • James Diamond: [Then he made it inside] My mane is James Diamond, And I--I wanna be famous. (Singing) Whoa, oh-- Ow!
  • Kelly Wainwright: Fill out the rest of this sheet and wait for your number to be called.

(The rest come in, and everyone Cheering)

  • Carlos Garcia: Yes! I told you.
  • Jenny Tinkler: This is madness! I'm a star! I'm gonna be next Gwen Stefani! Oh, hey Guys.
  • Boys: Hey, Jenny.
  • Jenny Tinkler: He's evil. I'm a star! A star!

(They take her away)

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  • Kelly Wainwright: You, name.
  • Logan Mitchell: Me?
  • Kelly Wainwright: Mm-Hmm.
  • Logan Mitchell: Oh, no, thank you. I'm gonna be a doctor.
  • Kelly Wainwright: Yeah, well, I'm a desperate talent scout, and you have a cut smile, and Justin Timberlake made $44 million dollars last year.
  • Logan Mitchell: Hit me.
  • Carlos Garcia: I wanna be famous, too.

[Carlos Garcia]

Whoa, oh.

  • Carlos Garcia: Yes.
  • Kelly Wainwright: (Goes to Pooh) You, Yellow bear, you and your pals want yours dreams to come true today?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Well, no miss, we're just here to see these guy came get it or not.
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  • Kendall Knight: Sorry. My dream is to play center for the Minnesota Wild, but I'll also consider the Maple Leafs.
  • Kelly Wainwright: Ah. [Go to James] 810 is next.
  • James Diamond: (Gulps) [He switch tags with Logan] Oh, look. You're next.
  • Rabbit: Doesn't everyone see that what James did?
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  • Carlos Garcia: Dude, you don't sing.
  • Logan Mitchell: Carlos, that was the worst pep talk in history. Luckily I'm a genius. I'll think of something.
  • Tigger: Really, like what?
  • Logan Mitchell: It's easy, Tigger. It's all about famous songs. Kendall?
  • Kendall Knight: Beat Box.
  • Logan Mitchell: Got it.

(Logan goes in the theater)

  • Tigger: I'm had to ask.

(at the theater)

[Logan Mitchell]

(Beat Boxing) (Imitates record scratching)

[Gustavo Rocque]

Wakka-chicka,

Wakka-chicka,

Wakka-chicka.

  • Gustavo Rocque: STOP! Stop it forever.
  • Logan Mitchell: Uh, I just started.
  • Gustavo Rocque: And now you're finished. But I'm not, because I wanna tell you what else you are?!

(Logan got out of there and he got shocked)

  • Gustavo Rocque: (Voice-over) Get Back here! I have bad words, and I wanna use on them on you! I wanna make fun of you...
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  • Logan Mitchell: Don't go in there.
  • -Why?
  • Logan Mitchell: Well, he--he--he's satan. He's satan with bug-eyed sunglasses.
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  • Eeyore: If you ask me, that no body listen, he should be a niceness person in world.
  • Logan Mitchell: I'm wish, Eeyore, I'm wish. [He act like a baby]

(Then, Kelly pops up)

  • Kelly Wainwright: 811. 811's up.
  • James Diamond: [He doing same thing with Carlos] All you, buddy. Go get 'em. Yeah.
  • Rabbit: See, see. James' did it again.
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  • Winnie the Pooh: It's true Rabbit, you're being strange.

(Carlos is next to go in theater. Carlos is up and he start to do his ting)

[Carlos Garcia]

Hoo, Hoo, Hoo.

(Then, he farted into microphone, and Gustavo got mad for it)

  • Gustavo Rocque: Hu-ehh!
  • Kelly Wainwright: No!

(Carlos got out in a happy mode)

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  • Carlos Garcia: Not goin' to Hollywood.
  • Eeyore: It figures.
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(Kelly pops out again)

  • Kelly Wainwright: 812. 812's up.

(James did it to Kendall, but he stop him)

  • Kendall Knight: James this is your dream, not mine. Remember, opportunities like this come once in a lifetime.
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  • Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, like I'm always dream to eat honey every time, and it already came true.
  • Rabbit: Uh, how you think of honey, in the time like this?
  • Winnie the Pooh: I'm Practice.
  • Kendall Knight: They're right, you know. Now grab on to that dream with both hands and go big time.

(Now James is up, and he's walking up into the stage)

  • Gustavo Rocque: Well, he's not hideous.

(The James started to sing)

[James Diamond]

People say I'm the life of the party because

I tell a joke a joke or two.

(Boys and Pooh and his pals are watching him sing)

  • Mrs. Majkowski: Not bad.

[James Diamond]

Although I might be laughin' loud

and hearty, deep inside, I know--

  • James Diamond: (Coughs)
  • Gustavo Rocque: Stop. Stop.
  • James Diamond: I'm sorry. I got a l-- a little nervous there. Can I start over?
  • Gustavo Rocque: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start over. Why don't you, uh, go outside and then just don't come back in. Ok? NEXT!
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Timmy Turner: What?!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: What?!
  • Olive Doyle: What?
  • Lincoln: What!?!
  • Loud Sisters: What!?!
  • Ash Ketchum: What?!
  • Littlefoot: What?
  • Cera: WHAT?!?!
  • Guido: What?
  • Simba: What?
  • Nala: What?
  • Timon: What?!
  • Pumbaa: What?!?
  • Zazu: What?!
  • Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
  • Goofy: Huh?
  • Kairi: Huh?!
  • Genie: [Gasp]
  • Scruffy: What?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?
  • Patrick Star: WHAT?!?!
  • Sandy Cheeks: WHAT?!?!
  • Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!
  • The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
  • Marty: What?!
  • James Diamond: But I'm good.
  • Gustavo Rocque: I don't need good. I need the fire, ok? I need someone to knock me out of my seat, and as you tall tell, I'm still in it, because you have no talent!
  • Kendall Knight: No Talent?!

(Kendall walks to Gustavo)

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  • Gustavo Rocque: Hey, "Girl to my Heart" by Boyquake was a hit 9 years ago.
  • Kendall Knight: Oh, "Girl to my Heart." Let me see if I can remember that rock classic.

[Kendall Knight]

Girl, my eyes, and, girl, my mind,

it never stops after it starts, 'cause you're a girl,

a girl, a girl to my heart, heart.

(Kendall push Gustavo and he got off his seat)

  • Kelly Wainwright: Whoa! Whoa! Security!
  • Kendall Knight: Hey, here's a new hit for you.

[Kendall Knight]

Oh, you're such a turd, oh, yeah, a giant turd,

and you look like a turd, and smell like a turd.

(And some Security Gard starts attack Kendall)

  • Kendall Knight: Hey, get off me. Come on. Get off me.
  • Carlos Garcia: Quick. What's the worst that could happen if we try and break him free?
  • Logan Mitchell: Uh, J-Juvenile, one prior for mooning. 20 hours community service.
  • Carlos Garcia: We can live with that.
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(They run off the save Kendall)

  • Logan Mitchell: Oh.
  • Carlos Garcia: AAH! Yeah, how do you do you like that, fluffy?!

(James join the attack, too)

  • James Diamond: AAH!
  • Logan Mitchell: I gotta get new friends.

(the rest of them join the attack, and all cut into Kendall's house with the cops, and Mrs. Knight answer the door)

  • Kendall Knight: Mom, remember that time I save you from chocking? Wow, that was close. And I love you.

(Mrs. Knight is mad at them)

  • Mrs. Majkowski: I feel so alive.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Uh, I think you're right Tigger.
  • Timmy Turner: Or this will be trouble.

(The inside the living room)

  • Carlos Garcia: Dude, how did you know those songs?
  • Kendall Knight: They play Boyquake on the Nineties channel all day at work, And I made up The Giant Turd Song.
  • Logan Mitchell: That was chatchy.
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  • Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes, SpongeBob. I couldn't agree more. [Chuckles]

(Then Mrs. Knight and Katie comes in)

  • Mrs. Knights: What happened? The truth. Now.
  • Logan Mitchell: Mrs. Majkowski and our new friends helped us try to make James famous.
  • Carlos Garcia: But this producer guy was super mean to everyone.
  • Kendall Knight: So I sang him The Giant Turd song, and there was a tiny fight, but nobody got hurt.
  • James Diamond: And now I'm really sad.
  • Mrs. Knight: Ok. Who want's a sandwich?
  • Boys: Ooh, yes.
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  • Katie Knight: Wait. That's it? That's your inerrogation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese.
  • Mrs. Knight: I don't know what you're talking about, but you are not allowed to watch Fox anymore.
  • Katie Knight: (gasp) Well, can I least know who are these guys names?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Okay then, this is Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit. Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Olive, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Laun, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Ruby, Chomper, Guido, Littlefoot's grandparents, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Zazu, Genie, Scruffy, Tommy, Kimberly, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Tai, Sora, Matt, Izzy, Joe, Mimi, T.K., Kari, Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Tentomon, Gomamon, Palmon, Patamon, Gatomon, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private and Eeyore...
  • Eeyore: Thanks for knowing.
  • Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can called me Pooh for short.
  • Sora (KH): I’m Sora. He’s Donald. They’re Kairi, Riku, Mickey and Pluto. And that’s Goofy. And you must be Katie, right?
  • Katie Knight: Yeah. And can I hear "The Giant Turd Song," too?

[Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell]

Oh, you're such a turd, oh, yeah, a giant turd,

and you look like a turd, and smell like a turd.

(Doorbell rings)

  • Rabbit: Someone is at the door.
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(Then, Pooh and the rest the gang answer the door, and the boys still singing)

[Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell]

Oh, you're such a turd, oh, yeah, a giant turd,

and you look like a turd-

(They opened the door)

  • Boys: (Screams)

(It's was Gustavo and Kelly at the door)

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  • Gustavo Rocque: I'm not here for you. I'm here for him. (He point at Kendall)
  • James Diamond: What?
  • The rest of the Boys: What?!
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Timmy Turner: What?!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: What?!
  • Olive Doyle: What?
  • Lincoln: What!?!
  • Loud Sisters: What!?!
  • Ash Ketchum: What?!
  • Littlefoot: What?
  • Cera: WHAT?!?!
  • Guido: What?
  • Simba: What?
  • Nala: What?
  • Timon: What?!
  • Pumbaa: What?!?
  • Zazu: What?!
  • Sora (KH), Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck: What?!?
  • Goofy: Huh?
  • Kairi: Huh?!
  • Genie: [Gasp]
  • Scruffy: What?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?
  • Patrick Star: WHAT?!?!
  • Sandy Cheeks: WHAT?!?!
  • Eugene Krabs: WHAT?!?!
  • The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
  • Marty: What?!
  • Mrs. Knight: (Voice-over) I'll make some tea.

(We cut to the living room)

  • Gustavo Rocque: Mrs. Knight, I wanna take your family and these characters of yours to Los Angeles and produce some demo tracks with Kendall.
  • Kendall Knight: You can't be serious.
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  • Gustavo Rocque: Kendall, you have a gift. You have the fire. You also have anger management issues. Some people say I have anger management issues, but I also have have 5 HOUSES!
  • Tigger: You know, he's need to control his angers.

[James Diamond]

People say I'm the life of the party,

becau--

  • Gustavo Rocque: Stop it.
  • James Diamond Ok.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Please. Don't ever do that again.
  • James Diamond Yeah.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Thank you.
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  • -Really?
  • Gustavo Rocque: Yeah, plus, you're all ready cool.
  • Tigger: Thank you.
  • Gustavo Rocque: You're welcome.
  • Kelly Wainwright: Kendall, we've traveled to 22 cities. We've auditioned over 20,000 people.
  • -Wait. I thought you guys went the hole country and auditioned 322,000,000 people.
  • Gustavo Rocque: We don't have a enough money to do all the city in this country.
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  • Kendall Knight: But I'm not a singer.
  • Katie Knight: You sing all the time--In the car, at the table. You sing to me when I can't sleep at night.
  • Kendall Knight: No, I don't.
  • Mrs. Knight: Yes, you do, honey.
  • Katie Knight: When you shovel at the driveway. When you answered the door 2 minutes ago.
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  • Kendall Knight: Yeah but that's not singing, Pooh.
  • Mrs. Knight: Yes, it is, honey.
  • Katie Knight: And he's always singing along to the Nineties Channel.
  • Kendall Knight: Katie!
  • Gustavo Rocque: So, what do you say, kiddo, Huh? You wanna go out to L.A. and be molded and shaped Into a big old star by the Gustavo Rocque? Ha ha.

(Everyone was quite to hear hear Kendall's answer and...)

  • Kendall Knight: No.

(Gustavo broke the tea cup by crush it with his hand. And Carlos start laughing at it)

  • Leni: [laughs] That's so funny!
  • Lori: Leni, you're not helping!
  • Leni: What, I thought was funny when break the cup.
  • Tigger: Well, I'm think that was funny, Leni-Girl. [Everyone was looking at him] Him, some people have no scene of humor.
  • Gustavo Rocque: [He put the tea cup down] I'm gonna need to take a minute. I'm gonna need to take a minute right now. [He gives up and walk away to the door]
  • Kelly Wainwright: It's for the teacup.
  • Gustavo Rocque: (Voice over) I'm gonna destroy this state!
  • Kelly Wainwright: And the planter Outside.
  • Gustavo Rocque: (Voice over) This state owes me a latte!
  • Kelly Wainwright: [She give the a card to Kendall] Here's my card. If you change Your mind, call. You should think about this, Kendall. We leave tomorrow at 2:00. [She starts to walk to door as well]
  • Katie Knight: [She slap Kendall] Idiot. [She took a 20 dollars] I'm takin' a 20.

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  • Logan Mitchell: So I uh, did the math last night on this whole singing thing...and, Katie was right: you're an idiot. (takes a shopping cart and pushes it, but it hits a car and its beeper goes off) It's breaking right.
  • Kendall Knight: Guys. I don't want to go to LA with that jerk. I want to be here with YOU jerks! And play hockey for our TEAM...
  • Carlos Garcia: But this is just LIKE hockey! Only instead of crashing the boards and rushing the net, you're singing and dancing!
  • Logan Mitchell: What have you got to lose?!
  • Carlos Garcia: (walks right in front of Kendall) Dude...CALIFORNIA! The girls, the beach, the stars! The...GIRLS!
  • Kendall Knight: Yeah. But none of that matters if it's minus my best friends! Add those numbers up, professor.
  • Logan Mitchell: (pulls out a calculator) Kay, carry the two, ahhhh...nope! Still an idiot.
  • Kendall Knight: (to James) What about you? You haven't said anything to me all day.
  • James Diamond: I'm not talking to you.
  • Carlos and Logan: You just did.
  • James Diamond: You know what?! (to Kendall) Dude, part of me hates you right now. No, all of me hates you. Call that guy back.
  • Kendall Knight: That guy said you have no talent, made YOU cry...(to Logan) and broke my mom's teacup.
  • James Diamond: But he wants to make you famous.
  • Okay, if I make a hole-in-one, you have to call that guy back.
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  • Carlos Garcia: Dude.
  • Logan Mitchell: (coughs) Caught my nose.
  • Kendall Knight: You guys said you would go..
  • Gustavo Rocque: I’m sorry, are you trying to make a deal with me? I make the deals!
  • Kendall Knight: If you want me, you have to take all of us.
  • Gustavo Rocque: (laughing) Have you even heard your friends sing? Oh, that’s right. They can’t.
  • Kendall Knight: Well, I’m no maker or producer like you, but I know they sing better than dogs. And you can turn them into stars, right?
  • Gustavo Rocque: Is this supposed to sway me? I'm Gustavo Rocque! I'm amazing! I'M AMAZING. And if you think for one second that I'm so desperate because I've toured 22 cities and haven't been able to find anybody, you can think again! Because there is no way-NO...WAY-GUSTAVO ROCQUE...is taking the four dogs from Minnesota to Los Angeles to make them stars! It's never gonna happen! NEVER!!!!!
  • Kendall Knight: ...So, we have a deal.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Yep.


  • Gustavo Rocque: OK, so you guys ready to be stars?
  • The Boys: Yeah.
  • Gustavo Roqcue: Good. Then prove to me you can be stars. We have 3 days to prove to this record company that there's something, anything here.
  • Kendall Knight: Uh, 3 days? What happened to 3 months?
  • Gustavo Rocque: Uh, the ceo of all of our butts wants to see you guys on Friday.
  • Logan Mitchell: We have to be a band In 3 days?
  • Gustavo Rocque: No, you have to be a great band in 3 days, unless you don't think that you can do it, Mr. Make us a pop group.
  • Kendall Knight: Oh, we can do it. No problem. Bring it.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Oh, I will bring it. I'll bring everything I got.
  • Kendall Knight: This is a little too close For me. Yeah, me, too.


  • Gustavo Rocque: Alright, I’m gonna be back in one hour, and I wanna see some dancers, not dogs!


  • Gustavo Rocque: OK. So it's been an hour, and…
  • Kelly Wainwright: What happened to Mr. X?
  • Logan Mitchell: Well, first he banged his head into the wall a few times.
  • Carlos Garcia: Then we got really dizzy.
  • James Diamond: Then he said a bunch of bad words that started with “x."
  • Kendall Knight: And he x-quit.



  • Gustavo Rocque: OK, part 3 of the great pop-group boot campapalooza, the great song.
  • Kelly Wainwright: It’s called "Girl Time.”
  • Gustavo Rocque: It’s a song about no matter what time of day it is.

[Gustavo Rocque]

Don't you know It's girl time?

  • Gustavo Rocque: I just woke up. What time is it? It's girl time. Excuse me, sir. Do you know what time it is? Yeah. It's girl time.
  • Logan Mitchell: What if you have a sinus infection? Isn't that Doctor Time?
  • Gustavo Rocque: No. No, no, it's still Girl time.
  • Logan Mitchell: Mm, right.
  • Kendall Knight: Do any of your songs not have the word "girl" in them?
  • Gustavo Rocque: Well, let's find out, Mr. Question Everything I Do! Let's take a look at my WALL of PLATINUM RECORDS! (walks up to his wall) Let's see, there's uh... "Girl Like You". "Girl, You Are My Girl". "Hot Girl". "Cold Girl". (Carlos and Logan watch in dissentment) "Girl 2 My Heart". "Yard Squirrel Christmas". I forgot that one was there. Uh, "Girl Zone", "Girl Zone Remix", "Girl Cake", and "Girl Girl Girl", which sold THREE MILLION COPIES, and was NUMBER ONE...FOR FIVE...WEEKS! (walks up to Kendall) Any other questions...DOG? (slaps his cheek)
  • Kendall Knight: Are any of those songs from this Girllenium?

(after the boys have a pillow fight and are covered in feathers)

  • Gustavo Rocque: (to Carlos) YOU...can't sing! (to Logan) YOU...can't sing, OR dance!
  • Logan Mitchell: But I can backflip.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Stop it!
  • Logan Mitchell: Okay.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Forever.
  • Logan Mitchell: Hm.
  • Gustavo Rocque: (Looks at James, but skips to Kendall) Worst of all. You don't even seem to WANT this!!
  • Kendall Knight: (Coughes feathers)
  • James Maslow: What about me? I sing, dance and I want this.
  • Gustavo Rocque: YOU...remind me A LOT of Matthew McConaughey.
  • James Diamond: Awesome.
  • Gustavo Rocque: I CAN'T STAND MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!! This group can't sing, can't dance. You don't have a song or a look, and they're COVERED IN FEATHERS! And I would rather quit right now than commit pop suicide on Friday in front of the record company. However, there is one song I would love to play for you.

[Gustavo Rocque]

Ooh, now that I'm through bangin' my head

This band of dogs is officially

DEAD!


[She pushes the boys into the pool.]

  • Kendall Knight: Katie, what did you do that for?
  • Katie Knight: Sounds like you guys need to cool off.
  • Logan Mitchell: She’s right.
  • James Diamond: I’m sorry.
  • Kendall Knight: You know what’s funny? We didn’t get a chance to sing together.


[Kendall Knight]

Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah, a giant turd...

[Kendall, Carlos and Logan]
And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd.
Oh, you're such a turd, oh, yeah, a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd. Oh, you're such a turd, oh, yeah, a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and…
[James Diamond]
And you sme-ee-e-ee-ell... like a tu-ah-uh-urrrrrrd!
  • Kendall Knight: We should do this. You guys were right. I really think we should do this.
  • Logan Mitchell: How? We got fired, remember?
  • Kendall Knight: We didn't get fired. I mean, ee got fired, but the problem is we didn't try our best.
  • James Diamond: I tried my best.
  • Kendall Knight: We know, James. We know. Guitar dude, I need some music, Something inspirational. We are hockey players, brothers of the ice, and we do not quit. Now, are we gonna dump the puck and scramble back to the bench, or are we gonna grab that puck, pull the goalie, and rush the net big time?
  • -You really think we can make it as a boy band?
  • Kendall Knight: No, but I've realized 3 things since we got here. 1... I love singing. 2... I love singing with you guys, and opportunities like this come once in a lifetime.
  • Logan Mitchell: What’s the third thing?
  • Kendall Knight: It’s -8 in Minnesota right now, and I'm in love with this pool. So what's the play? Dump The Puck or Big Time Rush?
  • James Diamond: Big Time Rush.
  • Carlos Garcia: Big Time Rush.
  • Logan Mitchell: Big Rime Rush.
  • Kendall Knight: Big Time Rush.


  • Gustavo Rocque: Well?
  • Kendall Knight: OK, we'll do it your way. No goofing off, no pillow fights, And no questions for the next 2 days.
  • Gustavo Rocque: OK. "Girl Time" from the top.
  • Kendall Knight: Except for that. We really don't wanna sing "Girl Time."
  • Gustavo Rocque: Oh, let me guess. You have a better idea. Well, let's... Let's hear it. Let's hear the dogs' better song title.
  • The Boys: "Big Time Rush."
  • Kendall Knight: It's a song about 4 hockey players from Minnesota who have an amazing opportunity in front of 'em, and they're gonna take their best shot.
  • Kelly Wainwright: I like it, and you've got to stop using the word "girl" in all of your song titles.
  • Gustavo Rocque: I… Like it also. We're gonna be workin' all night, Because Friday is 2 days away, And we are in a big, time, RUSH!
  • The Boys: Yes!
  • Gustavo Rocque: Ok, "Big Time Rush" from the top. Only, this time, let's try not to make me wanna choke you.


[Kendall Knight, James Diamond, Carlos Garcia & Logan Mitchell]

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Make it count, play it straight

Don't look back, don't hesitate

When you go big time

What you want, what you feel

Never quit, and make it real

When you roll big time (oh-oh)

Hey (oh), hey (oh)

Listen to your heart now (eh)

Hey (oh), hey (oh)

Don't you feel the rush?

Hey (oh), hey (oh)

Better take your shot now

Oh-oh, oh-oh (hey), oh-oh, oh-oh

Go and shake it up, what you gotta lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

It's the only life you got

So you gotta live it big time

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Step it up, get in gear

Go for broke, make it clear

Gotta go big time (oh, hey)

Make it work, get it right

Change the world over night

Gotta dream big time (oh-whoa)

Hey (oh), hey (oh)

Give it all you got now (eh)

Hey (oh), hey (oh)

Isn't it a rush?

Hey (oh), hey (oh)

Finish what you start now

Oh-oh, oh-oh (hey), oh-oh, oh-oh (whoa)

Go and shake it up, what you gotta lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose (life you choose)

If you want it all, lay it on the line

It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time

  • Arthur Griffin: I like 'em, and the board's gonna love 'em. What do you think? You got 3 months to make your demos. I told you the boy band Was back. I have to go. My pants are cold.
  • Gustavo Rocque: Guess who's stayin' in L.A.
  • The Boys: (cheering)
  • Gustavo Rocque: Stop cheering. If you thought the last 3 days were hard, wait 'til you see the next 3 months. Carlos still can't sing. Logan still can't dance. And I still can't stand James!
  • Kendall Knight: We'll work on it!
  • Gustavo Rocque: ... Okay, now you can celebrate.
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