Winnie the Pooh and the Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon/Transcript

This is the transcript of Winnie the Pooh and the Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon.

Beginning/Fire

(The house is on fire)

• Male Viking: Fire!
• Male Viking #2 (voice): Get the buckets!
• Male Viking #3: To the ocean!
• Male Viking #3: What happened?!
• (Snotlout, riding on Hookfang arrived and poured sand on one of the burning houses.)
• Stoick: The wind is shifting! Fire brigade, move in!
• (Astrid riding Stormfly, arrived with more water)
• Stoick: Bring the Ladders in from the south!
• Astrid: I'm on it!
• (Stormfly dropped the water onto one of the burning houses)
• Stoick: Gronckles, aim for the roof!
• (Fishlegs and another Viking arrived riding Meatlug and another Gronckle dropping more water on the burning house along with Hiccup, Ash, Pikachu riding on Toothless)
• Fishlegs: Yeah!
• Stoick: Good work! Just a few hot spots left.
• Male Viking: Got it!
• Ash Ketchum: How did this fire happened?!
• Stoick: I don't know boy. The fire just happened so suddenly.
• Hiccup: Where's Gobber? Is he still inside?
• Stoick: No, we can't find him.
• Ash Ketchum: Then where is he?!
• Gobber: I'm right here.
• (We see Gobber in his workshop loading up a wheel cart full of weapons)
• Gobber: That beast will pay for this. (comes out with his cart)
• Korra: Gobber!
• Mako: Good to see you're still in one piece.
• Stoick: Gobber, what happened?
• Brock: Yeah, why did your house caught on fire?
• Gobber: What's it look like? A dragon set my home on fire!
• All heroes: (confused) What?
• Gobber: You pushed me too far this time, you ugly bag of bones!
• Pikachu: Pika?
• Ash Ketchum: A-A dragon? But... that can't be.
• Hiccup: Dad, what's he talking about? Our dragons don't do that anymore.
• Stoick: (sighs in annoyance) He doesn't mean one of yours. Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a--
• Gobber: Boneknapper?!
• All Vikings: (sighs in annoyance)
• Female Viking: A Boneknapper?
• Kronk: Uh...
• Jiminy Cricket: Huh?
• Mr. Thicknose: I beg your pardon?
• Tuffnut: Ho-ho... What-knapper?
• Zhane: I think he said "Boneknapper".
• Misty: Uh, Gobber? What exactly is a Boneknapper?
• Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
• Littlefoot: What?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: (gasps) A giant skeleton dragon?
• Patrick Star: How shocking!
• Fishlegs: Ooh, ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper will stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome.
• Stoick: Oh, come on! It's a myth. (laughs) It doesn't even exist.
• Gobber: I'm telling you, it's real. I've been running from him my whole life. He's the one who started this fire.
• Male Viking: Stoick, we found Gobber's underpants hanging by the stove. They must've started the fire.
• All heroes and Vikings: (laughing)
• Mr. Krabs: Well, that sounds about right.
• Stoick: You still think it's the Boneknapper, or just your underpants?
• Gobber: I don't think! I know! Somehow he found me again. This dragon is pure evil.
• Cera: (yawns; sarcastically) Sure, Gobber. Sure. (walks away) I'm going back to bed.
• Rabbit: I'm with her.
• Squidward Tentacles: Same here! Good night! (turns around and walks)
• Stoick: Gobber, it's late and we're too tired for your stories. Now, get some rest.
• Gobber: (gets his cart) You rest. I'm putting an end to this. (takes his underpants and heads for the ramp while Stoick and the rest of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe leave.) Come on, Phil, let's go.
• (Phil the sheep followed Gobber down)
• Gobber: I don't need their help, anyway!
• (Hiccup and Ash watch Gobber leave down with Phil the sheep)
• Misty: Hey, Ash! Hiccup! What're you waiting for?
• Brock: Yeah, come on! Let's go back to bed.
• Ash Ketchum: Sorry, guys. But I don't think it's a good time to get some shut eye right now.
• Petrie: What do you mean?
• Hiccup: He means, we're going after Gobber.
• Roger Rabbit: Huh?
• Cera: Oh, come on. You can't seriously believe this Boneknapper creature is real right.
• Ash Ketchum: Whether it's real or not, we can't leave Gobber on his own against this thing.
• Pikachu: (affirmative) Pikachu!
• Grandpa Longneck: Ash's right. We must
• Grandma Longneck: I'll go with Ash on this one.
• Hiccup: Agreed. We can't let him go by himself. Alright, Vikings, friends, grab your shields.
• Astrid: Yes!
• Fishlegs: Yeah!
• Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to after a fake dragon.
• (But then Misty grabs Snotlout tightly)
• Snotlout: Ah!
• Misty: Oh yes, you are! Besides you need to work out a little Snotface!

Gobber's First Story of the Boneknapper Dragon

(Cut to the heroes and Gobber on a Viking ship)

• Gobber: C'mon, put your backs into it lazy dogs! Stroke! You're not even trying! Stroke!
• Hiccup: How fun is this? Right? We got the team back together, another adventure... This is pretty cool, huh?
• Ash Ketchum: (stroking) Yeah, I second that! Right, buddy?
• Pikachu: (affirmative) Pika, Pika!
• Snotlout: Yep, nothing cooler than rowing until your hands bleed.
• Gobber: Just want you kids to know that it touches my heart, you helping me slay the Boneknapper. (sobbing) True Vikings, you are.
• Ruffnut: Gobber, are we there yet?
• Fishlegs: Oh, you'll know we're close when you ears explode from the piercing screams.
• Tigger: "Ears explode"?
• Piglet: (concerned) Ooh! What do you mean, Fishlegs?
• Fishlegs: Legends says this dragon's roar is so fierce it can melt the flesh right off your bones.
• Gobber: Not so, Fishlegs. The Boneknapper, has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
• Petrie: (gasps and gulps) A s-silent killer?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: (shivering) With no roar at all?
• Roger Rabbit: Yikes.
• Ruffnut: Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
• (Everyone stopped and listened but heard nothing)
• Tuffnut: (whispering) I don't hear anything.

(Phil baaing startled the heroes)

• Gobber: (Laughs) Good one, Phil! (laughs)
• Melman: That sheep almost gave me a heart attack!
• Cera: Phil, don't ever do that again!
• Squidward Tentacles: That's it! Turn this ship around, we're going back to Berk!
• Mr. Krabs: For once, I'm with him! No way, I'm going to face a dragon that can attack without warning!
• Zazu: Me too! Turn us around please!
• Littlefoot: Aw, come on guys don't go chicken now.
• Cera:
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• Gobber: Did I ever tell you about the first time I met the dreaded Boneknapper?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh... No?
• Goober: Oh ho-ho. Then you're in a for a treat. Allow me to tell you the tale.
• (Gobber's Flashback 1)
• Gobber (narrating): I was a young about your age, on summer vacation with my family, when I heard the call of nature.
• Young Gobber: Oh! Dad pull the boat over! (jumps off and runs to a cave to do his potty break.)
• Gobber's Father: Didn't I tell ya to go before we left?
• (A moment later we see young Gobber finishing up his short break then picks up his axe and was about to leave till he noticed something)
• Gobber (voice): I saw an army of Vikings, frozen in battle! Clutched in the fingers of one of the Vikings was a small treasure chest. I had to have it.
• (Young Gobber smacked his axe to the spot in the ice where the small treasure chest is.)
• Gobber (voice): I reached in and pulled out the chest.
• (Young Gobber opens the chest)
• Gobber (voice): It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
• (But then an arm grabbed him as he gasps startled, it was the frozen Viking)
• Gobber (voice): But the frozen Viking was alive! (the frozen Viking starts punching Gobber's face) He started punching me in the face!
• Young Gobber: (pained) Oh! My tooth!
• (The frozen Viking points up while mumbling alert.)
• Young Gobber: Huh? (turns and looked shocked)
• Gobber (voice): And there it was. I never even heard it coming.
• (We see the Boneknapper)
• Gobber (voice): The Boneknapper!
• (The Boneknapper swoops down to try to catch young Gobber but he ducked and ran, while the Knapper smashes into the ice.)
• Gobber (voice): It crashed into the glacier, causing an avalanche of frozen Vikings!
• (Gobber ran as fast he could till he tripped as he ducked to avoid the Knapper's claws but dropped the chest as it starts bouncing towards and fell into the cold sea waters.)
• Young Gobber: My treasure!
• (Young Gobber runs over to the edge of the ice flow, and quickly reached his hand down into the water to catch his treasure.)
• Gobber (voice): I reached into the water...
• (Young Gobber looked relieved until he felt something and screamed)
• Gobber (voice): ...only to find the frozen Viking... (the frozen Vikings punches Young Gobber in the face with the chest) punching me in the face again!
• Young Gobber: (getting punched repeatedly) Hey, hey, hey, hey!
• (The Boneknapper comes flying down but ends up launching Gobber into the air with the chest. Young Gobber reached his hands down while trying to catch the chest. As he got it the Boneknapper's talons grabbed hold of the chest and begins flying around with Gobber hanging on)
• Gobber (voice): The Boneknapper wanted that treasure, but I wanted it more!
• (Young Gobber snagged the chest of the Boneknapper's claws and falls into a hole of an ice wall while the Boneknapper crashed into the it. Young Gobber got out from the other end of the hole and ends up sliding up all the way back to his family's boat.)
• Gobber's Father: What took you so long?
• Young Gobber: Uh... (hides the treasure and sheepishly laughs)
• (Flashback ends)
• Gobber: (laughing)
• Kronk: Uh...
• Korra: Seriously?
• Woody Woodpecker: What baloney.
• Alex: (chuckling) You're joking right?
• Snotlout: You expect us to believe that a frozen Viking punched you in the face?
• Gobber: Yeah, twice.
• Hiccup: Hey, it could happen.
• Gobber: What do you mean, "It could happen?" It did! But I outsmarted the silent beast.

The heroes are stranded in the island

• Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber, I hate to be a stickler for details, but Boneknappers are not silent.
• Gobber: Fishlegs. I know what I didn't hear. But I could feel it...
• Fishlegs: (notices rocks) Um, guys? Are there supposed to be...?
• Gobber: ..had a sixth sense for danger. I can smell anything...
• Fishlegs: We're gonna hit these...
• Gobber: ...taste the oncoming doom...
• (But then the boat hits the rocks as our heroes shouted in shocked)
• Bolin: Oh! I think I hit my head.
• Misty: Uh, what just happened?
• Tuffnut: Whoa ho-ho!
• Astrid: Uh, I'm tasting rocks.
• Rabbit: Is everybody okay?
• Ash Ketchum: (groans) Yeah, just fine.
• Squidward Tentacles: But I'm not.
• Mr. Krabs: Oh man, talk about bracing for impact.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, at least we're in one piece.
• Cera: But uh... Where are we?
• Gobber: Ah... We're here.
• (Moments later we see the heroes' ship sink down the depths after hitting the rocks)
• Ruffnut: (groans) Now, we're stuck in the middle of nowhere and no one even knows where we are.
• Fishlegs: Um, expect the Boneknapper. Legend says...
• Snotlout: (interrupting) Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!
• Fishlegs: OK, just hold on one darn second.
• Gobber: No need to panic, kids. I've been shipwrecked many times.
• Ash Ketchum: (sarcastically gasping) Oh, really?
• Hiccup: Oh. Well, that's comforting.

Gobber's Second Story

• Gobber: (sighs) You never forget your first shipwreck.
• (Gobber's Second Story)
• Gobber (narrating): I was stranded on an island with only my broom. It was a very small island. It was no wonder the Boneknapper found me again. He never forgave me for taking that treasure.
• (The Boneknapper swoops in towards young Adult Gobber, only to miss as he ducked down while breaking a tree's head off.)
• Gobber (narrating): There was another island,...
• Young Adult Gobber: Ooh!
• Gobber (narrating): ...my only escape. But I was surrounded by bloodthirsty hammerhead sharks!
• (Hammerhead Sharks came out of the water growling. Young Adult Gobber noticed the Boneknapper getting ready to come after him again)
• Gobber (narrating): I only had one chance.
• Young Adult Gobber: Ah! (jumps and runs across the heads of the Hammerhead Sharks)
• Gobber (narrating): So I ran across the shark-infested waters.
• Young Adult Gobber: (hits away one shark) Take that! (hits another) Watch it! (swung one away) Night-night, fatty! (laughs proudly while hitting away another shark before jumping up. Another shark was about to get him only to get his teeth brushed) Someone forgot to brush. (punches the shark and continues running)
• (The Boneknapper closed in quick)
• Gobber (narrating): I didn't think I was gonna make it. But then from the depths of the ocean, leapt forth a giant hammerhead whale!
• (The story stops back to reality.)

Gobber's Third Story

• All heroes: Huh?
• Kronk: Uh...
• Rabbit: Sorry, come again?
• Shido: A Hammerhead whale?
• ???: Seriously?
• ???: (softly) Okay, either his stories are true, or he's just making this up?
• ???: (softly) Beats me?
• ???: Okay, first this Boneknapper thing started chasing after you broke a treasure chest out from a frozen Viking.
• ???: Then it found you again years later...
• ???: And then you had to face it and a bunch of hammerhead sharks.
• ???: And managed to avoid getting eating by a giant shark-like whale in this story?
• Fishlegs: (laughs) And the hammerhead whale ate the Boneknapper?
• Gobber: Almost, but he got away. Years later, the dragon hunted me down again and chased me into the jungle.
• (Gobber's third story)
• Gobber (narrating): All I had was my trusty egg beater. (Young older Gobber uses his egg beater to cut through the jungle) I carved through that thick brush as fast a jungle cat. (the Boneknapper was chasing behind him) Still, the Boneknapper was right behind!
• (Young older Gobber slashes some bamboo trees and was about to continue running but stopped to notice a Azaleas bush)
• Young Older Gobber: Ooh! Azaleas! (sniffs but then gasps and runs as the Boneknapper was still on the hunt)
• (The Boneknapper chased him towards a volcano)
• Gobber (narrating): I ran up the side of a volcano and courageously leapt across the fiery crater. Then, deep within the burning volcano, burst forth... (a hammerhead yak leaps out of the lava) a giant hammerhead yak!
• (The story freezes)
• ??? (V.O.): Huh?!
• ??? (V.O.): What?
• ??? (V.O.): Seriously?
• Tuffnut (V.O.): OK, wait a minute.
• (Back to reality)
• Tuffnut: Now you're saying a giant hammerhead yak leapt out of a fiery volcano and ate the Boneknapper?

Gobber's Fourth Story

• Gobber: Ha! You would've thought, so, wouldn't you? But the dragon got away again! I knew that boney scoundrel would keep coming after me.
• (Gobber's Fourth Story starts)
• Gobber (narrating): I knew that boney scoundrel would keep coming after me. So I set up a gauntlet of traps and waited for the beast.
• (Gobber played a guitar to attract the Boneknapper in a somewhat Mexican themed style)
• Gobber (narrating): And when he was ready...
• (The Boneknapper came out of hiding and charged towards him.)
• Gobber (narrating): ...he charged!
• (Gobber smirked and starts making it chase him towards his traps.)
• Gobber (narrating): And then I ran like the wind!
• (The Boneknapper steps on three snap traps, but the traps missed to catch hold of its legs. While the the giant mace ball failed to start triggering)
• Gobber (narrating): But the traps failed!
• Gobber (Flashback): (gasps shocked)
• (Gobber then found himself trapped as he stopped towards the near edge of a cliff. The Boneknapper came charging toward him and pinned him down to the floor)
• Gobber (narrating): Then, captured, I did what any brave Viking would do...
• Gobber (Flashback): Help!
• (From the sky, we see the mythical Norse God Thor appear)
• Gobber (narrating): The gods must have heard my prayer. It was Thor!
• Gobber (Flashback): Ooh!
• Gobber (narrating): He tossed a mighty thunderbolt!
• (Thor tossed his Thunderbolt but it hits the ground instead)
• Gobber (Flashback): Oh! You missed!
• Thor: Wait for it...
• Gobber (narrating): Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth...
• (The hammerhead yak and whale emerged from the ground.)
• Gobber (narrating): ...the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
• Hammerhead yak: Deploy the yak.
• (The whale deployed the yak as it landed close to Gobber and Boneknapper. The Hammhead yak begins to punch, kick, and smack the Boneknapper down. The the Hammerhead whale attacked as it ate the Boneknapper while falling back down with the yak as Gobber watched from the cliff. The whale and yak saluted Gobber a farewell with him returning the salute in gratitude.)
• Gobber (Flashback): Yes! (cracks his back) Oh, my back!
• ???: Uh...
• ???: Wow.
• ???: Seriously? Again with the hammerhead whale and yak?
• Fishlegs: Whoa! The whale saluted you?
• Gobber: (laughs proud) Can you believe it? But the Boneknapper got away again. He found me on Berk...
• Snotlout: Are you kidding? I don't believe any of this.
• Tuffnut: Yeah. You totally made everything up!
• Ruffnut: Come on, Gobber, it's to get out of here!
• Snotlout: We need to get home.
• Tuffnut: You don't even have any proof that that thing exists.
• Gobber: Of course I have proof. I still have the treasure. This stunning belt buckle. (shows the the belt buckle that looks rather boney looking) It was in the Viking's treasure chest. It's kept my pants up for years.
• Fishlegs: It is stunning.
• (Astrid pushes Hiccup forward toward Gobber)
• Hiccup: Uh... Listen, Gobber? Instead of chasing down an imaginary dragon, maybe we should figure out how to get home.
• Gobber: Say no more! I hear you loud and clear. I've got a plan. (gets up) All right. Who'd like to be dragon bait?
• All heroes (except Phil and Fishlegs): (gasps)
• Kronk: (nervous) Uh...
• Squidward Tentacles: (runs and hides) Not me!
• Mr. Krabs: (runs and hides) Or me!
• ???: (runs and hides) Me either!
• Zazu: (flies and hides) You're not getting this bird!
• ???: (runs and hides; Timon's voice) I'm out!
• ???: (run and hides; Simba's voice) Right behind you!
• (Everyone turns to Fishlegs and Phil.)
• Fishlegs: (gasps)
• (Phil bleats and walks sideways away from Fishlegs leaving him the only one as bait.)
• ???: And the winner is Fishlegs!

Dragon Bait/Boneknapper Dragon Appears

(Cut to Fishlegs in disguise as Gobber looking at Gobber's trap all set over him.)

• Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe?
• Gobber: Ah, safety's overrated.
• Fishlegs: Huh?
• Gobber: Okay, here's the plan. The Boneknapper wants me right? He comes down that trail sees Fishlegs, thinks it's me, rushes Fishlegs. (Fishlegs gasps terrified) Causing Phil to trip that rope dropping that rib cage, we rush in and finish him off, once and for all!
• ???: Uh...
• ???: (whispers) Okay, let's just agree he's definitely out of his mind now.
• Snotlout: (Whispers) It's sad when they get old.
• Brock: Okay...
• Ash Ketchum: Gobber, enough of this made up stories of the bone dragon, you're taking this way too far.
• Hiccup: Ash is right. Okay? You need to face it. There is no such thing as the Boneknapper.
• Gobber: One squat now get into position. Way to go, Fishlegs, you're doing fine!
• Ash Ketchum: Gobber, enough!
• Hiccup: No wonder the entire village thinks you're crazy.

(Fishlegs gasped as he spots the Boneknapper Dragon is right behind the heroes)

• Snotlout: Hello? Sees dead Vikings.
• Tuffnut: Yeah, especially that thing about-
• (Pikachu notices the Boneknapper too and looks startled)
• Pikachu: (alerting) Pika, Pika!
• Ash Ketchum: Not now buddy.
• Pikachu: (groaning in concern) Pika.
• Fishlegs: (pointing) Um, guys.
• Astrid: This is a complete waste of time.
• Fishlegs: Guys, look, look, turn around! Guys, guys!
• Everyone: What?!

(The Boneknapper Dragon growls and rattles)

• SpongeBob SquarePants: (concerned) Uh-oh.
• Tigger: (nervous) What's that?
• Pikachu: (alerting) Pikachu!
• Ash Ketchum: (notices and gasps) Uh, Hiccup?
• Hiccup: It's right behind us isn't it?

(They turned around to see the Boneknapper as it makes a squeaky sound.)

• Fishlegs: Well what do you know. No roar.
• Patrick Star: B-B-B-B-B-B...
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Boneknapper!
• Petrie: What we do?
• Ash Ketchum: Should we run?
• Pikachu: (Agreeing) Pikachu.
• Alex: Good idea!
• Marty: Oh yeah!
• Cera: Run!
• Gobber: Run!

(The Boneknapper breaths fire at the heroes)

• Astrid: Okay, Gobber, we believe you!
• Ash Ketchum: So do I!
• Sandy Cheeks: He's right and we were wrong! We were wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

(The Boneknapper blew the heroes with its tail creating strong gust of wind and crashed into Fishlegs. Phil kicks the bone and the rib cage fell on them and trapped them by accident)

• Gobber: Phil!
• Squidward Tentacles: Oh, great! Now we're trapped!
• Alex: Guys it's coming this way!

(The Boneknapper charges towards the heroes)

• Ash Ketchum: Look out!

(Everyone takes cover while the Boneknapper breaths fire at them but misses)

• Snotlout: Fine a happy place, find a happy place!

(The Boneknapper attacks the giant rib cage as it tried to break in.)

• Fishlegs: No, no, no, please, please!
• Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt now!

(Pikachu fires Thunderbolt but the attack didn't hurt the Boneknapper)

• Ash Ketchum: (gasps) Thunderbolt, didn't do a thing!
• ???: Wish we brought the Toothless and the others with us!
• ???: What do we do now?!
• Kotori Itsuka: Somebody do something!
• Brock: Why is the Boneknapper so mad at us?
• Misty: How should I know!
• Gobber: Bring it on!
• Ash Ketchum: (noticed something on the Boneknapper's chest) Huh? Hey, Hiccup look!
• (They notice the Boneknapper has a missing bone piece on its chest, and it's shape looks familiar as they turn to Gobber's belt buckle to look similar to the spot.)
• Hiccup: Wait. It's searches for the perfect bone to build its coat of armor.
• Ash Ketchum: And that perfect bone is...
• Hiccup and Ash: (in realization) The treasure!
• Hiccup: Gobber take off your pants!
• Gobber: Huh?
• ???: Wait, what?!
• Everyone: No!
• Ash Ketchum: Wait, listen, guys, the Boneknapper's not hunting for Gobber over a grudge, it's just looking for its missing piece.
• Mr. Thicknose: I beg your pardon?
• ???: Uh... Are you serious?
• Hiccup: Yes! We think Fishlegs was right. The Boneknapper is supposed to have a roar. But maybe he can't because the bone he needs is your belt buckle.
• ???: Uh... meaning what?
• Sandy Cheeks: (facepalms) They mean, Gobber has to give the belt buckle to the giant skeleton dragon in order to fish its coat.
• ???: Then what we waiting for?! Gobber, remove the belt buckle and give it back to the boney beast!
• Gobber: What? Not a chance!
• Astrid: Gobber, please, you have to give it back.
• Gobber: No way. It's mine! (The Boneknapper grabs Gobber's right leg) Uh-oh.

(The Boneknapper shakes Gobber violently)

• Ash Ketchum: Gobber!
• Hiccup: Give him back his bone!
• Gobber: No!
• Hiccup: Give him back his bone!
• Gobber: No!
• Ash Ketchum: Just give it to him already, unless you want to die as a bone dragon's meat!
• Gobber: (Tossed in the air while in slow motion) No... All right.

(Gobber threw his treasure bone at the Boneknapper's chest, the skeleton dragon feels the bone it was searching for was finally connected to its chest. Gobber crash landed on the pile of bones and the Boneknapper dragon roars so loud. The Boneknapper walks towards Gobber)

• Hiccup: Gobber!
• ???: Uh-oh!
• Petrie: Me no look!
• ???: (covers his eyes) Tell me when it's over.
• Gobber: All right, you got me. Make it fast.

(Instead of attacking him, the Boneknapper nuzzles him and then Gobber's pants falls off)

• Gobber: Uh... (Chuckles nervously)
• All heroes: (groaning in disgust)
• ???: Oh, not looking. Not looking.
• ???: Does anybody have a blindfold?
• Hiccup: That's gonna give me nightmares.
• Ash Ketchum: Same here.
• Astrid: Well at least we have a ride home.
• Gobber: (Pets the Boneknapper) Aren't you cute? Yes you are, yes you are!

Ending

(Later we see Phil in the skies just munching as he along with our heroes riding on the Boneknapper back to Berk while cheering excitedly)

• Tuffnut: Alright!
• Ruffnut: Whoo-hoo!
• ???: Never thought, we'd be reading the back of a dragon made of bones.
• ???: Me neither!
• ???: Isn't it fun?! (laughs)
• Squidward Tentacles: (groaning) Not for me. I feel
• ???: Still can't believe Gobber was right about the existence of this beastie.
• ???: You can say that again.
• Snotlout: You know, I never doubted him. I was alway like, "He's right."
• ???: Hmm. (sarcastically) Sure Snotlout. Sure.
• Tuffnut: Ah! This tailbone is hurting my tailbone.
• Ash Ketchum: Feeling great, that you can roar now, Mr. Boneknapper?
• Boneknapper: (roaring proud)
• Ash Ketchum: Guess that's a yes.
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Hiccup: He sure seems happy to have that bone back.
• Fishlegs: Well, legend says the Boneknapper's roar is its mating call.
• ???: Uh... mating call?
• ???: As in calling out for more of its species?
• Gobber: Oh, that's just a myth!
• (Then high-pitched roars were heard as our heroes turned and gasped to notice)
• ???: Oh yeah, then how do you explain that?
• Gobber: Uh-oh.
• Phil: (bleating in shock)
• Gobber: I think Stoick will believe me now, eh? (laughs)
• Ash Ketchum: Oh, he's believe you alright. (chuckles)
• (We see four more Boneknapper following our heroes towards Berk)

(the end)