Winnie the Pooh and Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas/Transcript

Opening/Donald Duck stuck on Christmas

Narrator: One time a year there’s a marvelous night, when enchantment and wonder spark and take flight. Each home fills with joy on this grand holiday, with hearts growing warm in a magical way. The rooms are all covered with garlands and wreaths. The mantle is ready, with stockings beneath. Lights twinkle and glow and bells brightly chime. The moment’s arrived ! It’s here! Christmas time. Three precious gifts lie under this tree, What secrets they hold Let’s look, and we’ll see. The first tells a story for us all to hear...about laughter and family and those we hold dear. We love Christmas so much we want it to stay, but what if we wished it was here every day?

Donald Duck: Anchors away. Full steam ahead. Swab the poop deck.

Christmas Eve dinner with's Goofy's neighbors

Goofy: I know, kids. But-- (sniffs the air) Gawrsh, something sure smells mighty tasty.

Ash Ketchum: Uh, Goofy?

Goofy: Yes, Ash?

Ash Ketchum: Your rear end is on fire.

Misty: Yeah, you're sitting on the stove.

(Goofy yells in pain and lands in the sink water. He sighs in relief.)

Littlefoot: Goofy, are you okay?

Goofy: Oh, I'm A-OK, Littlefoot.

Max Goof: But how can a reindeer fly?

Goofy: Oh, that's easy. (gets up) It's those antlers. They, uh-- Well, you know, with the wind and all-- (takes the cookies out of the oven) That there creates lift, and, uh--

Brock: Careful, Goofy, they're hot.

Goofy: (gets his fingers burned) Hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot, hot!

Bugs Bunny: Oh, no!

Daffy Duck: The cookies!

(Daffy gives Max the tray and he catches the cookies on time.)

Max Goof: Still it's alot of work for one guy.

(Goofy dips his hands into the sink water and takes them out.)

Goofy: (takes the tray of cookies) And that's why we leave him these cookies. For a quick pick me up-- (steps on the turkey and slips)

(Kronk pulls out the chair and Goofy lands on it and he catches the tray of cookies.)

Max Goof: But it just doesn't quite make sense, Dad.

(The turkey lands onto Goofy's face.)

Goofy: (muffled) Mmm, chestnuts.

(Ash and his friends laugh in amusement)

Max: Where are we going, dad?

Max's disappointment

(Max sits sulkingly after his dad’s betrayal as goofy enters the den)

Goofy: Gawrsh Maxie. I’m real sorry. I’m just trying to make those kids happy. 'Member the old goof family tradition for eating one of santy’s cookies before bedtime.

Ash Ketchum: How about it, Max?

• Max: What's the point?
• Goofy: and 'Member how we always open just one present on Christmas Eve?
• Goofy (voicing Stuffed Bear): Hiya Maxie!
• Goofy: Why, Looky here. It's your ol' stuffed Bear. 'Member what you named him?
• Max: Old stuffed Bear.
• Goofy: 'Member who gave him to ya?
• Max: Yeah. Santa. But that's when I was little.
• Goofy (voicing Stuffed Bear): Oh, you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I'm a-tellin' you why Santy claus is coming to town
• Max: No, He's not!
• Goofy (voicing Stuffed Bear): Trust me, Max, You just gotta believe. Santy's real.
• Max: No, He's not. (tugs on the Stuffed Bear's arm)
• Goofy: Yes, He is.
• Max: No, He's not!
• (Max tugs harder on the Stuffed Bear's arm and it rips off which sends them flying backwards and crashed)
• Goofy: I promise.
• Max: Then Prove it.
• Goofy: When Santy shows up, We'll be right here to greet him. And then I’ll snap a lot of him so you'll always have the photygraphic evidence.
• Max: [Scoffs] Yeah. You don't fall off the roof first.
• Goofy: Oh, I won't fall off the roof Maxie. You just watch.
• [Jingle Bells Jingling]
• Goofy: Santy claus is coming to town!
• Goofy: OH! BRIGHT!
• Goofy: WH-WHOA! OH!
• Max: Told you you'd fall off the roof.
• Goofy: I didn't fall off the roof. Oh! Where's Santy? I didn't miss him, Did I?
• Max: Nope.
• Goofy: Then where is he?!
• Max: I don't know about you, but I'm cold and tired. And Santa Claus is not coming.

Goofy waiting for Santa

• Goofy: [Sneezing]
• Max: Why doesn't he just grow up and face the facts?
• Max: Don't… Forget… Max. Aw, Dad.
• Goofy: Max! Wake up! Look, Son! [Gasps] Look! It's Him! It really is! Do ya see him Maxie? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Yoo-Hoo! Santy! Over here! Oh, I almost forgot. Smile, Santy!
• Max: Dad, The lens cap!
• Goofy: Oops! I'll get it right this time for sure.
• [Siren Wailing]
• [Helicopters Blades Whirring]
• Policeman: Come down from the roof with your hands up. We have you surrounded.
• Pete: What in the name of Pete is goin' on here for Pete's sake?!
• Goofy: Maybe he's running a little late?
• Goofy: Wh-O-Oa!
• Max: Dad! Dad! A-Are you Okay?
• Goofy: You were right about everything. I even fell off the roof.

The Gift of Magi/Visiting Minnie

• Narrator: So Christmas is found in the way that we live… Not what we receive, but what we can give. Now the last present here may seem rather small, Not fancy or flashy, or special at all. But this gift can be given by the rich or the poor. It's the gift of the heart, and it means so much more.
• Man: Thanks Joe! Merry Christmas!
• Man 2: Merry Christmas George. You workin' tonight?
• Man 3: Not tonight! It’s Christmas Eve!
• [Harmonica Plays Jingle Bells]
• [Continues]
• Pluto: [Barking]
• Mickey Mouse: There it is, Pluto. The perfect gift to go with Minnie's watch. [Sighs] My Minnie.
• Mickey Mouse: They close at 5:00? Well, I'm a little short right now, But uh-— But you and I are gonna make lots of tips today. Aren't we, Fella?
• Pluto:Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Panting]
• Mickey Mouse: We'll stop by right after work and pick it up. Come on. Let's get this tree over to Minnie's.
• Pluto: [Barking]
• [Deck The Halls]
• Minnie Mouse: Oh, Figaro, There's nothing but bills!
• Figaro: [Meows]
• Minnie Mouse: How am I ever going to afford to get Mickey a present?
• [Deck the Halls]
• [Ends]
• Minnie Mouse: Aw Mickey! [Giggles] When you play your harmonica, my heart sings! You know, An instrument like that deserves a special case.
• Mickey Mouse: Oh Yeah. Someday-—

Pete's Tree Lot/Mickey gets fired

Mickey Mouse: Merry Christmas. So long.

Littlefoot: Mickey.

Mickey: Merry- Christmas?

Pete: I had them on the hook for a ten foot tree!

Pete: (angrily throwing Mickey and Pluto) Now, get out of my lot!

(The heroes are angry and disgusted with Crazy Pete for taking Mickey's money and firing him.)

???: (furiously) Fine! Who wants to work at your stupid tree lot, anyway!

???: Yeah, all your ever care about are those stupid ten foot trees!

(The heroes storm off.)