Winnie the Pooh Meets Kangaroo Jack/Transcript

This is the transcript for Winnie the Pooh Meets Kangaroo Jack.

The Present/Louis Asks Charlie for Help/Truck Chase

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• Charlie: Hello, who are you?
• Winnie the Pooh: This is Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit, Ash Ketchum, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot,

Sal's Frustration/Mission Down Under

• Sal Maggio: Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval times and you a knight in shining armor you would, I have no doubt, slay the maiden and save the dragon.

Charlie's Guilt/Jackie Legs' Alive/Louis' Realization

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• Charlie: Now I never have to see that stupid red jacket of yours again!

(As everyone continues laughing Louis' laughter turns into sobbing)

• Louis: (sobbing) Guys? GUYS!
• Ash Ketchum: What is it Louis?
• Louis: (sobbing) The kangaroo got the money!
• Tigger: (gasps and mutters) What?
• Piglet: What?!
• Winnie the Pooh: What?
• Rabbit: What?
• Eeyore: Huh?
• Zazu: What?
• Ash Ketchum: Whaaaat?!
• Simba: What?
• Nala: What?
• Timon: What?
• Littlefoot: What?
• Cera: WHAT?
• Mushu: WHAT?
• Charlie: (still laughing) What are you talking about?
• Louis: (sobbing) I put the money in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo and now he hopping away.

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• Timon: THEN WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND HERE FOR?

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Chasing Jackie Legs

• Misty: Who puts a jacket with 50,000 bills on a kangaroo?
• Louis: A dead kangaroo! He was dead, Misty!

(The jeep hits a bump)

• Charlie: You should have just let me drown, Louis, I mean it! When you had the chance, you should just let me drown!
• Louis: (spotting Kangaroo Jack) Look there he is, Charlie there he is right there

(Kangaroo Jack sees the gang coming for him)

• Louis: I see you now, sucker!

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• Mushu: I don't suppose you took the insurance?
• Louis: My uncle always told me that was just a rip-off.

Old Alice Inn/Louis Called Mr. Smith/Louis Gets An Idea

• Louis: (dialing Mr. Smith's number on the phone) We're only two hours late. He should be a reasonable and understanding man.
• Mr. Smith: What?
• Louis: Mr. Smith? Yeah, you might not know me, but...
• Mr. Smith: Where are you bludgers? (the scene cuts to Mr. Smith who is talking to Louis on his cellphone while he is out in the middle of no where he is waiting for them) I'm out here in the back of Bullamakanka up to me ears in heat stroke waiting for all you Yanks. Where's me package?
• Louis: It's been temporarily misplaced.
• Mr. Smith: I don't reckon you respect me very much. First you steal my package and now you're on the phone razzing me about it.
• Louis: We didn't steal your package. I swear! We're gonna get it back!
• Mr. Smith: You'd be a banger short of a barbie if you didn't, when I find you! You better get ready to cough it up otherwise, I'll chop you into snags and feed you to the crocs.
• Louis: Mr. Smith?
• Mr. Smith: Have a nice day. (Mr. Smith hangs up his cellphone and looks at the collar ID) One of me favorites.

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Looking for Jackie Legs/Plane Crash

• Blue: (Wakes up) ASSUME CRASH POSITIONS!
• Ash Ketchum: Um Blue, we already crashed.
• Blue: (Looks at the gang) Oh right. No worries, then. (The gang looks at each other confused)

Mr. Smith's Arrival/Louis' Confession/The Argument

• Louis: He didn't say... What I said he said.
• Brock: What did he say that you didn't say he said?
• Louis: He thinks we stole his package, man, so he's coming after us. And he mentioned this little thing about cutting us up into little bitty pieces and snacks for a crocodile. Then the phone went out...
• Charlie: If Smith thinks that we stole his money, then by now Sal thinks that we stole his money.
• Ash Ketchum: Hey don't worry Charlie, Sal isn't gonna do anything to us. He's married to your mother remember.
• Charlie: If Sal Maggio thinks we stole his money he'll kill us in front of my mother, then make her clean it up.

Frankie and the Villains's Arrival/Desert Storms/Calling for Help

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• Charlie: Guys! I want to go back to Brooklyn!

The Mirage

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• TBA: He didn't
• TBA: He did

(Charlie turns around and looks at the guys)

• Charlie: Guys they feel so real (laughs)

(Louis gives him a nervous shrug as Charlie turns his head back to look at Jessie who knocks him out with a water canteen)

Charlie Talks to Jessie/Jessie's Plan

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• Charlie: Milwaukee! You know, I once had a...

(A loud and long fart was then ripped much to everyone's disgust)

• Charlie: What is with these camels?
• Pumbaa: That one was me.
• Tigger: Yuck. Smelly isn’t it?

Catching Jackie Legs/The Plan Fails/Frankie and the Villains' Furious

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• Louis:
• Charlie: This is great. Just great! Now what do we do?
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• Mr. Krabs: Louis, You scared away our money!
• Louis: Sorry guys, I was under attack.

The Canyon

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(Louis grabs a water canteen and throws it behind him but ends up hitting Ash in the face)

• Mushu: Not us! Them!

(Louis then throws a frying pan behind him and it hits Mushu in the face. Louis looks behind him and realizes his mistake)

• Louis: My bad.

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Charlie and the Gang Saves Louis/Frankie's Confession

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• Charlie: Louis!
• Jessie: Watch out!

(Louis is still trying to lean in closer to get the package from the pocket as his camel continues heading toward the cliff)

• Simba: LOUIS, STOP!
• Louis: Stay still, Jackie legs!

(Louis leans in closer and manages to grab package just as Jackie Legs hops away. Louis holds the package up victorious as the camel keeps running)

• Louis: Yeah, I got it! I got it! (Louis back at Charlie, Jessie, Pooh, Ash, Simba, Littlefoot, and co.) I got the money.
• Everyone: (Everyone haults) LOUIS!

(Louis looks foward and sees that he is heading towards the cliff, he throws the package out of his hand and haults his camels but ends up flying off it and goes over the cliff but luckily he still manages to hang on to the rope tied to the camel)