Tino's Adventures with Spy Kids/Transcript

Here is the transcript of Tino's Adventures with Spy Kids.

Opening/Meeting Carmen and Juni Cortez

(The film opens as the camera pans towards the ocean then the camera pans where a young girl named Carmen is sitting on her bedroom window and a wman named Ingrid comes in the bedroom picking up dirty laundry.)

Ingrid: Carmen, Juni, time for bed. Did you uh, brush your teeth?

Carmen: I already did.

Ingrid: Juni, don't forget to brush--

Juni: I am, I am.

Ingrid: All right, all right.

(Juni puts medicine and bandages around his fingers to cover his warts.)

Juni: OK, warts. Prepare to meet your maker.

(Later outside the house)

Tino: Well, guys, here we are. (rings the doorbell)

(Ingrid goes to the door and answers it.)

Ingrid: Hello, there.

Tino: Hello, ma'am, my friends and I looking for a place to stay.

Lor: May we please come in?

Ingrid: Sure, come on in.

(They entered)

Tino: Thanks. (They enter Carmen and Juni’s bedroom) Hello.

Bedtime story/Carmen and Juni go to school

(Carmen gets in her bed)

Ingrid: Everything okay in school?

Carmen: Yeah. It’s good. It’s fine.

Ingrid: Okay. Lights out.

Carmen: Bedtime story first.

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(The scene changes where Carmen and Juni did their morning exercise. Juni holds onto the monkey bars.)

Juni: Why do we have to this every morning? We already have P.E at school.

(Carmen gets on the monkey bars.)

Carmen: You gonna hang there all day, scaredy-cat? Told you not to look down.

Juni: I can't help it. I'm slipping.

Carmen: It's your butterfingers that are slipping. (Juni struggles to go to the next monkey bar) Hurry up!

Juni: I can--(Carmen kicks Juni which caused him to fall off)

Ash Ketchum: Juni! (kneels down to check on him) Hey, are you okay?

Juni: Yeah, I think so.

(Carmen jumps off)

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) That wasn't very nice, Carmen!

Tino: Yeah, what's the big idea kicking your own brother like that?

Carmen: Who cares? (to Juni) You just fell a thousand feet. You're a pancake.

Juni: Am not.

Carmen: (tauntingly) Are too. Don't trip getting up, pancake. (Juni angrily throws a weight but it hits a plant pot) Butterfingers.

Juni: (angrily) We'll see about that.

Tino: Carmen's got alot of nerve picking on Juni.

Misty: (groans) Tell me about it, She reminds of me of my three older sisters who pick on me.

Juni: You have 3 older sisters?

Misty: Uh-huh, my three older sisters think I'm the runt. When you’re the youngest of 3 older sisters, they have is their princess dolls and I all get were their broken hand me downs. They sometimes bug me.

Juni: (sighs) Same with Carmen.

Ash Ketchum: I'm glad I don't have any siblings in my family. Just my mom. But Pikachu is like a brother to me. And my friends are like siblings to me too.

Juni: You’re lucky to be an only child, Ash.

(The scene changes where a photo of the man prints out of the fax machine and Gregorio comes out as we hear Carmen and Juni argue in the car.)

(Minutes later on the way to school.)

TV Announcer: Now return to "Floop's Fooglies."

Heroes: "Floop's Fooglies?"

Gregorio: Juni why do you watch that show?

Juni: Because it’s cool why?

(A kid goes towards Juni)

Mean Kid: Nice looking bandages, mummy.

Tino: Leave him alone.

Felix arrives/Gregorio and Ingrid captured

(a mustache man arrives)

Felix sends Carmen, Juni and the gang to the safe house

Juni: Is this a fire drill?

Velma Dinkley: I don’t think so.

Fred Jones: Yeah, it's an alarm.

Felix; Put these on!

(The alarm stops)

Felix: Come on. Come on!

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The super guppy/The heroes arrive at the safe house

Carmen: Stop shaking.

Juni: I can't.

Carmen: Stop shaking or it'll give yourself more warts. You're gonna be fine, just be cool and do exactly as I say.

Juni: Okay.

Carmen and Juni become spies/Ms. Gradenko arrive

Juni: (voice booming) Testing! 1-2-3!

Heroes: Hey!

Carmen: Oww! Gosh, you're too close! "A good spy uses his head." Got that? It's the first one in the book!

Carmen: I think it's up to us. You with me?

Juni: With you what?

Carmen: Rescue mom and dad.

Buddy pack escape

Juni: Where did you go?

Carmen: I’m right behind them! Where are you?

The robot dopplegangers attack Carmen, Juni and the heroes at the playground

Carmen: (grabbing Juni's arm) What are you doing?! That's our bargaining chip on getting Mom and Dad back.

Juni: This is what Floop wants. I think Mom and Dad want it destroyed.

Carmen: How do you know what they want? Until this morning, you didn't know who they were. We keep the brain. For now.

Juni: Why are you still wearing that? That could be a tracer. They could be tracking us.

Carmen: Don't start pointing fingers at me. I didn't do anything stupid, stupid.

Lor Mcquarie: Carmen, there's no need to be mean.

Juni: Yeah, you better stop calling me names.

Carmen: Or what? (walks away)

Juni: Or I'm gonna call you names.

Carmen: The booger was right. (throws away the tracer) I hate that! (she drinks water from the drinking fountain, just then a robot dobbleganger of Juni arrived.) Thought I ditched you. Why are you dressed like a geek? We're no longer relatives. Go away. (the robot speaks gibberish) You're just getting stupider by the minute.

Juni: Get away from me.

(Carmen noticed Juni getting picked by a robot dobbleganger of Carmen.)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, leave him alone!

Shaggy: Yeah, unhand Juni!

Juni: Put me down!

Scooby-Doo: Make it stop, Shaggy!

Shaggy Rogers: I don't know how to stop this thing!

Ash Ketchum: It won't stop spinning!

Tino: I'm gonna be sick!

Juni: Me too!

Flying to Floop's castle

(The scene cuts to a spy plane flying.)

Ash Ketchum: Okay guys, so here's the new plan. We get to the castle, rescue Carmen and Juni's parents.

Carmen: Yeah, and we'll somehow stop Floop from using the brain on the robots, before they're sent out to dominate the world. (To Juni) Think we can do that?

Juni: How hard could it be?

Tino: Very hard, Juni.

(The warning beeping goes off as the auto pilot is failing)

Brock: Hey, what's happening?

Juni: I didn't do anything.

Carmen: Okay. Airspeed, fine. Altitude, fine. Autopilot, failing? Oh, great another fine Machete product. Take control. We have to go to manual.(Turns off the autopilot) Now! You were supposed to read all of the instructions! You skipped a chapter, meathead!

Misty: (furiously) Hey, stop calling Juni names!

Carmen: (ignoring Misty, to Juni) Pull up, booger breath!

Juni: You heard what Misty, said stop it or I'll call you names!

Carmen: Go ahead. You got nothin' on me, warthog.

Juni: Try me... Diaper lady. Aha. Hope you're wearing one now.

Carmen: How long have you known?

Juni: Thats forever. Mom made me swear not to mention it. So now we’re even.

(Carmen shoves Juni)

Carmen: Oh, now you done it!

Lor McQuarrie: He’s done it?! You’re the one who pushed him!

Carmen: Whatever!

Juni: I knew this was gonna happen!

Carmen: We're gonna crash if you don't do something! (crashed into the boulder) You did that on purpose, you kamikaze!

Tino: No, he didn’t, you big bully!

Lor: Yeah, you shoved Juni first!

Juni: But, now it's balanced! Landing gear! No landing gear! We're gonna crash!

(They arrive at the castle)

Carmen: No we’re gonna drop.

Tino Tonitini: What?

Tino, Ash, Carmen, and Juni fight the robot dopplegangers

Carmenita: (tauntingly) Your parents are so easy to capture and you're not any better poor little Juni, defenseless and weak. (she punches the wall) You're a worthless little squirt. (Blows dust from her fist and Ash comes to Juni's defense and glaring at Camenita)

Ash Ketchum: (furiously) That's not true!

Carmenita: (tauntingly) Oh yeah, who says?

Ash Ketchum: I do, that's who! Juni is a great kid!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Carmen: Ash is right, Juni. Don't listen to her. You're not worthless! You figured out how to get here. You've helped Floop realize he is good, not bad. You've talked to the fooglies and saved Mom and Dad. You're strong, Juni! You're strong!

(Juni punched the wall.)

Tino: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!

Carmen: You're not that strong, Juni!

Juni: Oww. (holds his sore fist)

Carmenita: (picking up Juni and Ash) Puny Juni and trainer boy. (Menacingly) It's all over. (Glaring at them both)

Ash Ketchum: (furiously) Let us go, or my Pikachu will shock you!

Carmenita: (sarcastically) Ooh, I'm so scared. You and your pet are weak.

Ash Ketchum: (losing his temper) Don't you dare call me or my Pikachu weak! OK, Pikachu, shock those two robot clones!

(The robot dopplegangers gasp in horror Pikachu shocks the robots. It amazed Carmen and Juni.)

Carmen: (amazed) Wow!

Juni: (amazed) I didn't know your Pikachu, could do that Ash!

Ash Ketchum: Pretty awesome, huh?

Carmen: Yep, definitely awesome.

Ash Ketchum: Well, it helps when you have great Pokémon.

(Carmen, Juni, Tino, Ash and friends see the robot kids approaching.)

Tino: Oh, no, there's too many of them!

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we can't take them all!

Ending

(At home Juni removed his bandages and all his warts are gone)