Tino's Adventures of Aladdin (Remake Version)/Transcript

This is the transcript for the remake version of Tino's Adventures of Aladdin.

Script[edit | edit source]

The Prologue[edit | edit source]

The Announcer: And now it's for Patchy's Pick, hosted by the great adventure host of all time, Patchy the Pirate.
Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick. Why don't come on back to the galley, I got a little treat for you today. We're gonna see me favorite adventure film, "Tino's Adventure of Aladdin" Ta-da!
Potty: Boring!
Patchy the Pirate: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hello to the nice people.
Potty: Bawk! I'm being held here against my will-- Help!
Patchy the Pirate: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, you in here, buddy?

(Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window)

Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
Patchy the Pirate: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy out and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the film.

(The film starts off with opening credits, when a man riding a camel in the desert)

[Peddler]

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam.

Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense.

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.

When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west,

And the sand in the glass is right.

Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly

to another Arabian night.

Arabian nights, like Arabian days.

More often than not, are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways.

Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons.

A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes.

Peddler: Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. (Camera zooms in hitting peddler in face) Too close. A little too close. (Camera zooms back out to CU) There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. Come on down. Heh, heh. Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. (taps it on table) will not… (it falls apart) It broke. Ohh! Look at this. (Pulls out Tupperware) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open, makes raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins to pan to right. The peddler hurries to catch it.) Wait. Don’t go. (Stop pan.) I can see that you’re only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. (The peddler pulls the magic lamp out from his sleeve.) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, the peddler rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man who, liked this lamp, was more than what he seemed. The diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (The peddler pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night… (The peddler throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.) where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.

(Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem comes riding up to the pair)

Jafar: You are late.
Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O patient one.
Jafar: You have it then?
Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. (Pulls out half of the medallion. Jafar reaches out for it, but Gazeem yanks it back.) Ah-ah-ahhh. The treasure. (Iago squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion.) Ow!
Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.
Iago: What’s coming to you. Awk!

(Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Jafar’s hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes)

Jafar: Quickly. Follow the trail. Faster.

(All ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune. All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant lion’s head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.)

Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching… the Cave of Wonders.
Iago: Awk. Cave of Wonders?
Gazeem: [whispering] By Allah.
Jafar: Now, remember. Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine.

(Gazeem starts to approach the lion’s mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes.)

Iago: Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
Jafar: Shh.

(Gazeem reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.)

Cave: [echoing rumble] Who disturbs my slumber?
Gazeem: [thief gasps] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
Cave: Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies within. A diamond in the rough.

(Gazeem turns to Jafar with a questioning look.)

Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on.

(Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back screaming, but the cave violently closes its mouth on Gazeem, killing him instantly and the dune collapses back into a small hill and the two halves of the scarab roll down the hill.)

Jafar: NOOOO!
Cave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.

(Iago unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.)

Iago: [coughing] I can’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. We’re never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I’m so ticked off that I’m molting.
Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incred… I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big…
Jafar: [He pinches Iago beak shut] Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this… diamond in the rough.

At Agrabah/Meeting Aladdin/One Jump Ahead[edit | edit source]

(The next day, near the city of Agrabah. Tino and his allies fall from the sky)

Tino Tonitini: Is everyone okay?
Carver Descartes: I'm okay, I'm okay. Man, that is some fall.
Big G: Yeah, no thanks to Akko.
Sneech: Yeah, Akko, really?
Atsuko Kagari: What? It wasn't my fault though.
Lor McQuarrie: We could have taken Doraemon's time machine, but no. You just had to insist on the broom.
Atsuko Kagari: It was way easier.
Tish Katsufrakis: (in Wanda's Vocie) You think?
Doraemon: Well, at least we got here in one piece.
Sue: Maybe you're right, Doraemon.
Tino Tonitini: (breaking the fourth wall) Hey, sorry I'd forgot about ya. So, I guess you just saw what happened. We just fell from sky like it’s nothing thanks to our friend Akko, right? I mean, she almost got control over her broom (a wind blows all over his face with sand) Sure it's possible that it was. Well anyway, you probably wondering why are we here in the middle of a dessert? Well let me tell you. You see, I just got a strange letter in the mail and it came from a Sultan, I think. So, I decided that my friends and I have to go on vacation in this city called Agrabah to see this Sultan. It's only a guess, but you know I'm right, don't ya?
Sneech: Man, it's kinda hot here, don't you think?
Doraemon: Well, we're in a city in a very hot desert under a very hot sun, Sneech.
Carver Descartes: Man, not as cool as we were back on Atlantica.
Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, you're right, Carv. It's a good thing that I brought some sunblock to keep us from the sun.
Doraemon: Well, if I get even hotter then my circuits will melt.
Atsuko Kagari: And when you stay in the heat for too long, you'll be fried like a pair of chicken legs.
Tino Tonitini: Well should you guys add some sunblocks when we get inside the City of Argrabah?!
Carver Descartes: What do you mean Ti? We are in the city of Argrabah. (Carver spotted the Argrabah) Wow! (in Ralphie's voice) Is it just me or Argrabah wouldn't be a very small city. I mean, with tiny buildings and tiny people and... We landed outside Argrabah, didn't we!
Doraemon: Well, what's your first clue, Caver?
Carver Descartes: That the entrance is ahead of us. What do you expect?
Tino Tonitini: Nevermind, fellas. We're just have to get there by plaw and foot.
Sue: After all, it is only 5 minutes from here to there.
Atsuko Kagari: You're right, Sue. I sure like to see what they got along the way.
Noby: I hope so.
Tish Katsufrakis: Me too.

(They go to the city as they were being watched by Iago)

Iago: So, those kids and that weird looking cat has made it to Argabah, huh? Boy, wait until Jafar hears about this.

(Iago flies back to palace to inform Jafar about Tino and his friends' arrival. Meanwhile, the heroes walk through city of Argrabah)

Big G: Wow I didn't expect that Agrabah would have so many shops and markets around here.
Carver Descartes: You're right, Big G. Maybe if we had time after we seeing the Sultan, we can look and see what we can by something for our selves.
Lor McQuarrie: And who knows, maybe we can also get something for Pooh and his friends as well.
Sue: But there's just one thing that I don't understand though. Why would the Sultan would invited us to Agrabah, even thought he never even heard of any of us.
Tino Tonitini: I don't know. Sue. Something must be up, but I just don't know what.
Sneech: I guess so, Tino.
Sue: Hey guys, I need your help!

(They go to Sue)

Lor McQuarrie: What's wrong?
Sue: That poor boy!
Everyone: Uh?

(Cut to a rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He almost drops it over the edge.)

Razoul: Stop, Thief! I’ll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
Aladdin: [Looks back, then down, then at the bread] All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa!

(He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he’s nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Aladdinslams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread)

Noby: Who in the world is that person supposed to be?
Tish Katsufrakis: I really don't know, Noby. I've never seen that guy in my entire life before.
Atsuko Kagari: But still, he's gonna be in trouble if the guards capture him!
Carver Descartes: Akko is right! We got to do something to help him!
Tino Tonitini: And we will, come on!

(And when…)

Guard 1#: There he is!
Guard 2#: You won’t get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?

(He looks at three women, laughing at him.)

Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We’ll find him.

(Aladdin pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women.)

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman 1#: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught--

(A hand grabs Aladdin’s shoulder and yanks him back. It’s the first guard. Aladdin’s disguise falls off.)

Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I’m in trouble!
Razoul: This time!

(Then the guard’s turban is pulled down over his eyes, by Doraemon)

Doraemon: That'll teach you!
Sue: You leave this man alone!
Aladdin: Well, look what we have here? A rescue party?
Tino Tonitini: Uh hello, sir. That was a nasty fall from the top of the building you made.
Sue: Yeah, are you okay?
Aladdin: I'm fine. Just trying to get away from the guards with the bread. And you are?
Tino Tonitini: Well for starters, these are my friends. Lor, Carver, Tish, Noby, Sue, Big G, Sneech, Doraemon. And for me, I'm Tino Tonitini, but you may call me Tino for short.
Aladdin: What's a Tino?
Lor McQuarrie: Ah hello. That's name, duh.
Atsuko Kagari: And my name's Atsuko Kagari, but you may call me Akko for short. It's a pleasure.
Aladdin: Funny names. Well nice to meet you. I'm Aladdin.
Tino Tonitini: Nice to meet you too, Aladdin.
Aladdin: You I heard you guys come from a far away land?
Lor McQuarrie: Yep, we're from a place called the Bahai Bay.
Doraemon: It's kind of a long story.
Aladdin: Well, you can tell me all about once we get clear from guards.
Razoul: Well, look what we got here. Street kids. Well, you all earn one way ticket to-

(A screeching sound from Abu, then the guard’s turban is pulled down over his eyes. Abu dances on the guard’s head, laughing)

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu! As usual.
Abu: Hello!
Atsuko Kagari: I never knew you had a monkey.
Aladdin: Oh that's my good friend, Abu.
Abu: Hello!
Sue: How you two know each other.
Aladdin: Well Abu and I go way back.
Lor McQuarrie: I got to admit, he is a handsome devil. Look at the chin on this kid.
Aladdin: Come on, let’s get outta here!
Tish Katsufrakis: What? Why? We just met you? Why we should trust you?
Aladdin: Because Tish, you..

[Aladdin]

Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline

One swing ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can't afford

That's everything!

(Aladdin battles a guard wielding a sword. He dodges a couple of swings, then pulls down the guard's pants. Abu raspberries the guard, then dodges an attack. The guard swings at Aladdin, but destroys a barrel of fish. As Aladdin runs off, the guard pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That's all, and that's no joke

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!

(Aladdin, Abu, Tino and the heroes scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of another guard.)

[Guards]

(one at a time) Riffraff! Street rat!

Scoundrel! Take that!

[Aladdin]

Just a little snack guys.

(Aladdin scampers to the top of a platform. The guards shake the platform back and fro trying to knock him off.)

[Guards]

Rip him open, take it back guys!

[Aladdin]

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're my only friend, Abu!

Woman: Who?!?

(Aladdin jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab Abu's hands like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.)

[Female woman]

Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom

He's become a one-man rise in crime

(Abu finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk.)

[A another woman]

I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!

[Aladdin]

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

(Aladdin and Abu exit. Cut to Muscleman flexing to a crowd. The guards rush past. Cut to Aladdin and Abu behind the Muscleman, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.)

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume.

Razoul: There he is!

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

(A chase sequence, in which Aladdin and Abu, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a MAN sleeping on a bed of nails {of course one extremely large GUARD lands on him}. Abu disguises himself with jewels until a SHOPKEEPER discovers him.

[Crowd]

Stop, thief! Vandal!

[Aladdin]

Abu!?

[Crowd]

(Outrage!) Scandal!

[Aladdin]

Let's not be too hasty

(Aladdin is surrounded by guards in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly LADY comes out.)

[Lady]

Still, I think he's rather tasty

(Aladdin tumbles away, then puts his arm around a GUARD, acting like they're all chums.)

[Aladdin]

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Otherwise we'd get along!

[Guards]

WRONG!

(They all jump into a pile and fight. When they stop, Aladdin and Abu are gone. They are sneaking away in barrels. They run across a flaming pit, followed by guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Aladdin and Abu pass a Sword swallower, then Abu goes back, pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth. Abu advances on the guards, who retreat in fear.)

Guard 1#: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiot--we've ALL got swords!!

(Abu sets the sword down gently, then runs. Aladdin and Abu are once again surrounded, with guards coming from left and right.

Doraemon: Going up!!!

(They jumps up and climbs a robe trick being done on the street, as the guards all crash into each other.)

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!

[Crowd]

Vandal!

[Aladdin]

One hop ahead of the hump!

[Crowd]

Street rat!

[Aladdin]

One trick ahead of disaster

[Crowd]

Scoundrel!

[Aladdin]

They're quick--but I'm much faster

[Crowd]

Take that!

(The guards chase Aladdin up a staircase into a room. He grabs a carpet and jumps out the window)

[Aladdin]

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump!

(The guards follow him out the window, but they go straight down to the street, and land in a pile with the sign "Crazy Hakim’s Discount Fertilizer.")

Prince Achmed/"One Jump Ahead (Reprise)"[edit | edit source]

(Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute to land safely and out of danger. Aladdin and Abu high-five each other.)

Noby: We'd made it, buddy.
Doraemon: That was close!
Tino Tonitini: Its everyone alright?
Lor McQuarrie: We're fine. Just exhausted.
Noby: Well you got to admit, Aladdin. That was quite impressive the way you manage to escape from those guards like that.
Atsuko Kagari: Noby's right. That was totally awesome!
Aladdin: Thanks, I've been doing this everyday. So I'm use to it.
Tish Katsufrakis: Except that we're now fugitives.
Doraemon: Oh Tish, sometimes you're really are a worry-lot.
Sneech: So, what should we do now?
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!

(Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide.)

Lor McQuarrie: Oh, those poor kids. They must be hungry.
Sue: Starving even.
Atsuko Kagari: Well, we can't just stand here and let them starve to death.
Carver Descarte: What are we gonna do?

(Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu.)

Abu: Uh-oh!

(Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back.)

Aladdin: Here, go on--take it.

(The children giggle with delight.)

Tino Tonitini: Hey did you see that?
Lor McQuarrie: I can't believe that Aladdin gave away his bread for those kids.
Sneech: That's a good deed in my book.
Atsuko Kagari: How nice of him to give them his bread.
Tish Katsufrakis: But what about Aladdin? He'll starve.
Aladdin: Don't worry, I can always get some more. There's always tomorrow.

(Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.)

Abu: Ah, don’t. Huh?

(Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of people)

Big G: I wonder what's going on over there?

(He sees Prince Achmed riding on a horse.)

Bystander 1#: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Bystander 2:# Another suitor for the princess.

(Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley)

Tino, Lor, and Tish: [Gasp]
Atsuko Kagari: [Gasp]

(The boy runs out in front of the Achmed’s horse, startling it.)

Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brat!

(Achmed brings up his whip to attack the children, but Aladdin jumps in front of them and catches the whip.)

Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!
Prince Achmed: Oh--I teach you some manners!

(Achmed kicks Aladdin into a mud puddle. The crowd laugh at him.)

Atsuko Kagari: Hey you big meanie! You can't do that to our friend!
Doraemon: That's not very nice!
Prince Achmed: Oh-- a talkng cat!
Doraemon: I'm a robot cat from the future, buster! While you may be a prince. But you might as well say sorry to Aladdin.
Prince Achmed: I show you who's sorry!

(Achmed kicks Tino and others into the mud puddle. The crowd laugh much to Aladdin's annoyance.)

Atsuko Kagari: I oughta! I'll-!
Doraemon: Don't!
Lor McQuarrie: I don't like that guy.
Sue: Well, Lor, I don't like him either.
Aladdin: Look at that, guys. It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

(Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin.)

Prince Achmed: Oh! You are a worthless street rat! You were born a street rat, you’ll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

(Aladdin rushes Achmed, but the doors to the castle slam shut in his face.)

Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas.
Lor McQuarrie: He can't treat us like that! Why, I'm gonna go in there and give him a piece of my mind!
Aladdin: Forget it. the palace is well guarded by guards.
Atsuko Kagari: But, Aladdin! He called you a street rat!
Tish Katsufrakis: She's right Aladdin! We can't just let him get away with this!
Aladdin: I know. But he's right. I've always been a street rat. Stealing what I need to survive, runnin' from the guards...
Abu: Uh huh.
Aladdin: Living my life alone.
Abu: Oh...
Tish Katsufrakis: Alone? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Big G: You mean you don't have any parents at all?
Aladdin: Yeah, G. My past... it's blank. My mother died when I was just a kid, and I never even knew my father. I have no idea where I come from.
Sue: That's terrible.
Tino Tonitini: I'm very sorry, Aladdin.
Aladdin: That's okay. Thanks for trying to sticking up for me. But it's getting dark. Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

(Tino and others stood there watching Aladdin and Abu heading home. Feeling sad and sorry for their new friend.)

Carver Descartes: Poor guy. He's so lonesome. It's no wonder the people treated him that way.
Tino Tonitini: Oh he does seem very sad.
Lor McQuarrie: More than that! He's miserable!
Sue: We've got to think of someway to help Aladdin.
Atsuko Kagari: Yeah, we can't just leave him like this. He'll have no one to understand him other than Abu.
Noby: You're right, Akko. But what can we do?
Doraemon: Tish and I have got an idea how we can show Aladdin how much we care for him.
Sneech: And this is?
Tish Katsufrakis: No time to explain now. We have work to do!
Lor McQuarrie: Hey, Al! Wait for us!

(Dissolve to Aladdin and the others walking across the walkway)

[Aladdin]

Riffraff, street rat.

I don't buy that.

If only they'd look closer

Would they see a poor boy? No siree.

(Aladdin then tucks in Abu for the night.)

[Aladdin]

They'd find out, there's so much more to me.

(He pulls back a curtain to reveal the beautiful palace, as our heroes look so surprised of the view)

Tino Tonitini: Al? You here?

(Aladdin hears Tino's voice surprise to see Tino and his friends followed them to his place)

Aladdin: What are you all doing here, this time at night? And how to did you find me?
Noby: Well, we were trying to keep up with you. And we sort of followed you here.
Lor McQuarrie: Well go on Tino.
Tino Tonitini: Well, uh... you see Aladdin. I know we just met and all. But after what happened today. We decided to cheer you up. So we got little something for you to have.

(Tino shows Aladdin the loath of bread and apples they bought as a present for Aladdin.)

Aladdin: These are all for me and Abu? But how...
Tish Katsufrakis: Well, Tino's mom lend us some money before we got here. We were planning on buying some in the Marketplace..
Lor McQuarrie: But after hearing your sad story. And all that you've done for us. Consider these as a thank you.
Aladdin: Oh, uh don't thank me really. And you guys don't have to go through all that trouble for that.
Tino Tonitini: I know but there is a much better way than stealing. Am I right.
Sue: So we just wanted to show you that you're our new friend.
Carver Descartes: And we even got pizza.
Aladdin: What's pizza?
Tino Tonitini: (picks up the slice of pizza) This is pizza. As Pooh would say, "Friends ask. Friends share. Being friends is even better than honey"
Doraemon: You definitely should like Pooh when he's talking about honey.
Aladdin: So you all wanted to be my new friends.
Tino Tonitini: Of course we do.
Atsuko Kagari: Friends stick together no matter what.
Aladdin: Thanks guys. I really appreciate you all did this for me.
Sue: It's the least we could do.
Lor McQuarrie: Aw, I like this guy already.
Tino Tonitini: Boy, the palace looks beautiful from up here.
Aladdin: Yeah, (sighs) Someday, Tino things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

Sultan and his daughter, Jasmine/Jafar/Dr. Facilier appearance/Jasmine runs away[edit | edit source]

(Dissolve to the same shot during the day. Cut to int. of the Sultan's chamber. The door bursts open, and Prince Achmed storms in, missing the rear end of his pants.)

Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted!
Sultan: Oh, Prince Achmed. You’re not leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed: Good luck marrying her off!
Sultan: Oh! Jasmine. [Goes off into the garden looking for his daughter.?] Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine! [He finds her, but is interrupted by Rajah, Jasmine's pet tiger, who blocks him off. Rajah has a piece of the Prince's undershorts in his mouth.] Confound it, Rajah. [The Sultan grabs the cloth and yanks it out of Rajah's mouth.] So this is why Prince Achmed stormed out.
Princess Jasmine: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. [To Rajah] Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?

(She cuddles with Rajah, enjoying the moment, until she looks up at her angry father.)

Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. The law says you must....
Both: be married to a prince...
Sultan: by your next birthday.
Princess Jasmine: The law is wrong.
Sultan: You've only got three more days.
Princess Jasmine: Father, l hate being forced into this. lf l do marry, l want it to be for love.
Sultan: Jasmine, it's not only this law. I'm not going to be around forever, and... l just want to make sure you're taken care of. Provided for.
Princess Jasmine: Please try to understand. l've never done a thing on my own. l've never had any real friends. [Rajah looks up at her and growls.] Except you, Rajah. l've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine: Then maybe l don't want to be a princess anymore!
Sultan: Oooohhh! [To Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!

(Rajah looks up and thinks for a second. Jasmine goes to the dove cage and yanks open the door. The birds fly off into freedom. She watches them go. Cut to int. of Jafar’s chambers.)

Jafar: 8 pre-teens, a witch, and a cat, eh?
Iago: Yep. Your fake invitation worked! And they're are here as we speak.
Jafar: That's good. It’s all going cording to plan.
Iago: Plan, plan for what?
Jafar: You see, Iago. Ever since I've heard of this Tonitini boy, I have devised a plan to capture him and his Bahai Bay friends. When the time is right, they'll be caught in my web. And also when I am Sultan of Agrabah, I'll will deliver them to Bowser, and I'll be rewarded.
Iago: Yes. They're probably be on to us in a snap. Like I said. YA SPEAK ENGLISH? GET A GRIP! (Jafar grabs him at his neck) Good grip.
Jafar: Well, and it's a good thing that our friend will help us capture those brats, and then deliver them to Lord Bowser.
Iago: So when he's going to get here?
Jafar: Patience, Iago. He'll meet with us soon, but first. We find the Diamond in the Rough, then we trick that Diamond to retrieve the lamp and if those kids come with interfere, we'll eliminate them.
Iago: (shakes his head) You mean?
Jafar: Oh, yes. And I know how to find them.

(Cut to int. of Sultan’s chambers.)

Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky. (A shadow falls over him. He looks up startled and sees Jafar.) Ooh, oh. Ah, Jafar--my most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisd-om.
Jafar: My life is but to serve you, my lord. (He bows.)
Sultan: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wit's-end.
Iago: (In the parrot voice) Awk! Wit's-end.
Sultan: Oh, ha ha. Have a cracker, pretty polly!

(He pulls a cracker out from his pocket. Iago looks terrified. Then the Sultan stuffs it in Iago's mouth. Iago grimaces as he tries to eat it. Jafar and the Sultan both laugh.)

Jafar: Your majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals. (Iago glares at him.) Now then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem.
Sultan: If anyone can help, it's you.
Jafar: Ah, but it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond.
Sultan: Uh, my ring? But it's been in the family for years.
Jafar: It is necessary to find the princess a suitor. (He says the word 'princess' with the accent on the second syllable, "cess." He turns his staff with a cobra head towards the Sultan. The eyes of the staff begin to glow. The room darkens, Jafar's voice slows down and deepens. The Sultan's eyes get a hypnotized look.) Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
Sultan: Everything...will be...fine.
Jafar: The diamond.
Sultan: Here, Jafar. Whatever you need will be fine.

(The Sultan removes his ring and hands it to Jafar. The room returns to normal as Jafar pulls back the staff.)

Jafar: You are most gracious, my liege. Now run along and play with your little toys.
Sultan: (Still hypnotized) Yes...that'll be...pretty good.

(Jafar and Iago exit. We follow them. When they're out of the room, the parrot spits out the cracker.)

Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers...bam! Whack!

(Jafar pulls a rope, which reveals a hidden entrance to his chambers.)

Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!'

(Then a man appears in front of them)

Dr. Facilier: Gentlemen.
Iago: That's your guy?
Dr. Facilier: A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. How y’all doin’?
Jafar: Come now Iago, you know Shadow Man. He helped us on some accuation.
Iago: Oh yeah.
Dr. Facilier: That's right. So, did you got the ring?
Jafar: Why is yes I did. I've "convinced" the Sultan to hand it to me.
Dr. Facilier: Good. Bowser will be pleased with our plan.
Jafar: Well, I'm just so glad you can join us, Shadow Man.
Dr. Facilier: [Laughs] I hear, ya!
Jafar: (Speaking over) Soon, I will be Sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! Ha ha!

(The pair pass through a door and slam it shut. Diss. to ext. gardens at night. A shadowy figure walks through. We see it is Jasmine in disguise. She reaches the palace wall, then begins to climb it. She is tugged from behind by Rajah.)

Princess Jasmine: Oh, I’m sorry, Rajah. But I can’t stay here and have my life lived for me. I’ll miss you. (She begins to climb again, and is helped up by Rajah , who begins to whine and whimper.) Good bye!

(She disappears over the wall.)

The Next morning/Saving the disguised Jasmine[edit | edit source]

(Cut to daytime on the street Aladdin, Abu, Tino, and the others are up to their capers again. They are on top of the awning of a fruit stand.)

Aladdin: Okay, Abu. Go.

(Abu dips over the edge and looks at Omar.)

Omar: (To passing crowd) Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. (Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention.) Hey, get your paws off that.
Abu: Blah blah blah!
Omar: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!

(He grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand.)

Abu: Bye-bye!

(He zings back up. Omar takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like he has just done this.)

Aladdin: Nice going, Abu.
Sneech: So, that's how you do it.
Tish Katsufrakis: Still it would have been a lot easier if we pay for it.
Atsuko Kagari: I know but we spent some of our money to our present for Aladdin the other night. We got to save more of it.
Tino Tonitini: Aw man. We wish we can get something cheaper.
Aladdin: Well, at least I grab you guys these melons. Just so I can repay you for your kindness.
Tino Tonitini: Thank you. Aladdin.
Aladdin: Hey, what are friends for? Breakfast is served.
Doraemon: And good thing we got pancakes with syrup to go with the melon.

(Aladdin and Abu on the roof break open the melon and eat. We see Jasmine walking through the street.)

Shopkeeper 1: Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass or silver!
Shopkeeper 2: Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!
Shopkeeper 3: Would the lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

(She is charmed by the action, but is startled by a fish thrust into her face.)

Shopkeeper 4: FRESH FISH! We catch ‘em, you buy ‘em!
Princess Jasmine: I don’t think so. (She backs away, but bumps into a fire eater, who is startled into swallowing his fire.) Oh, excuse me. (He gulps, then belches fire from his mouth. Jasmine is disgusted. He is pleased and taps his stomach. Aladdin sees her, and a strange look comes over his face.) I’m really very sorry.
Aladdin: (He’s obviously deeply in love with her.) Wow!
Lor McQuarrie: Well, what do we have here?

(She pulls the hood of her cloak over her head.)

Carver Descartes: Who is that?
Noby: I don't know. But she's definitely pretty.
Tino Tonitini: Just like our friend Belle.
Tish Katsufrakis: I truly agree. Right Aladdin? Aladdin?

(Abu sees him and jumps up on his shoulder, waving his hand in front of Aladdin’s face.)

Abu: Uh-oh. Hello? Hello?

(Jasmine stops at the fruit stand and sees a young homeless child reaching for a piece of fruit. She picks one up and gives it to him.)

Jasmine: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go. (The boy runs off.)
Farouk: You’d better be able to pay for that.
Jasmine: (Mystified) Pay?
Farouk: No one steals from my cart!
Jasmine: (Politely) Oh, I’m sorry sir. I don’t have any money.
Farouk: Thief!
Doraemon: SHE'S GONNA GET HER HAND CHOPPED OFF!
Tino Tonitini: That's not good!
Jasmine: Please, if you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the Sultan.
Farouk: (Harshly) Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?!

(He takes her hand and pins it down on the table and takes out his sword, intending to chop it off.)

Jasmine: No! No please!

(The sword drops, but his hand is stopped by Aladdin’s.)

Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I’m so glad you’ve found her. I’ve been looking all over for you.
Jasmine: (whispering) What are you doing?
Aladdin: (whispering back) Just play along.
Farouk: You know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She’s a little crazy. (He circles his finger around his ear. She is shocked. Farouk grabs him by the vest.)
Farouk: She said she knows the Sultan!
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the Sultan. And that girl is one of the Sultan's servants.
Lor McQuarrie: I am?
Doraemon: (in Otis' voice) Quiet, he's buying it.
Lor McQuarrie: I mean yeah, I am.

(Abu is picking a pocket. He hears this, then straightens up. Jasmine decided to keep playing along, kneels and bows to Abu.)

Jasmine: Oh, wise Sultan. How may I serve you?
Lor McQuarrie: Anything, your royal royaltyness?

(Tigge also bows to Abu to pretend he's the Sultan and sees Piglet isn't kneeling and push his head down to bow down.?

Abu: Well, blah blah blah blah.
Noby: Uh, we're suppose we'll be pretending.
Tish Katsufrakis: (gives Noby a glare) He's a little confused sometimes.
Aladdin: Tragic, isn’t it? (He leans forward, picking up another apple from the cart with his foot.) But, no harm done. (Walks over to Jasmine.) Now come along sis. Time to see the doctor.
Jasmine: (To a camel standing nearby) Oh, hello doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one. (To Abu, whose pockets are bulging.) Come on, Sultan.
Tish Katsufrakis: Yes, your highness. Time to head back to the palace.

(Abu bows to the crowd and everything he’s stolen from the cart falls out.)

Atsuko Kagari: Abu!
Lor McQuarrie: Uh-oh.
Farouk: Huh? What is it?
Tino Tonitini: He found out! Run!

(Abu picks up what he can carry, and the gang run off.)

Farouk: Come back here, you little thieves!

Aladdin Is the One!/Aladdin and the heroes get arrested[edit | edit source]

(Cut to int. of Jafar’s lab. Iago is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing.)

Iago: (huffing and puffing) With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster. (He places the Sultan’s ring in the contraption.)
Iago: Yes, O mighty Evil One. [panting]

(Iago runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl.)

Jafar: Part, sands of time. Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. (The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders. (It falls through into a storm, but it shows Aladdin climbing up a ladder, followed by Jasmine who is covered in her cloak.) Yes! Yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough. And my special guests of honor too.
Dr. Facilier: Those must be the kid named Tino Tonitini and his friends; Lor, Carver, Tish, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Sneech, Big G, and Atsuko Kagari. Guess Bowser was telling the truth after all.
Iago: That's him? That's the clown we've been waitin' for?

(Iago loses his footing and is sucked into the gears. As he goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down)

Jafar: Let's have the guards extend them an invitation to the palace, shall we?
Dr. Facilier: Ah, excellent idea Jafar. That way we'll be the first ones to get rid of them, and Bowser might be proud of us.
Iago: Swell. [coughs

(Jafar laughs hideously, and the camera zooms in on the sandstorm with Aladdin in it. Finally, we dissolve into the real Aladdin climbing to the top of the ladder, followed by Jasmine.)

Aladdin: Almost there.

(Jasmine climbs over the top, but trips and falls into Aladdin’s arms. She stands up.)

Princess Jasmine: I want to thank you all for stopping that man.
Aladdin: Uh, forget it.
Tish Katsufrakis: Actually, you're quite welcome. Miss.
Tino Tonitini: Oh yeah, we're just glad that your okay.
Doraemon: Helping other is what we do best.
Jasmine: (giggles at Tino and his friends and kneels down to their level.) So you are a couple of kids and a talking cat? Interesting. You folks came from somewhere far away?
Atsuko Kagari: Yes. Very far away.
Tino Tonitini: Me and my friends are actually from another world called Bahai Bay.
Aladdin: (He grabs a pole.) So, uh, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?

(Aladdin pole vaults to the next building, leaving Jasmine behind.)

Princess Jasmine: Is it that obvious?
Aladdin: Well, you do kinda stand out. (He stares at her, still in love. She returns the look. But he realizes what he is doing, and returns to normal.) I mean, uh, you don’t seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.

(He lays a plank between the buildings for her to walk over, but as he is leaned down, she vaults over his head. He looks back in surprise. She tosses the pole to him. Both Aladdin’s and Abu’s eyes bulge.)

Princess Jasmine: I’m a fast learner.
Lor McQuarrie: Dude, she's really good.
Aladdin: Right. C’mon, this way. (They go inside the roof of a building, dodging planks and beams as they go.) Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
Princess Jasmine: Is this where you live?
Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu, until we met Tino and his friends.
Doraemon: Yep, we first met them when we're arrived and being chased by the guards.
Atsuko Kagari: He and Abu help us to escape from them.
Tino Tonitini: So we want to return favour by thanking Aladdin and Abu for helping us escape by buying them an apples and the loath of bread as our way to say thanks.
Carver Descartes: Don't forget the pizza.
Jasmine: Aw, that's a very sweet of you all to do that for him.
Sneech: Aw thanks.
Tish Katsufrakis: But now and then we stick to Aladdin and Abu to avoid those guards, if we ever came across then.
Aladdin: Yep. Come and go as we please.
Princess Jasmine: Fabulous.
Aladdin: Well, it’s not much, (he pulls back the curtain and exposes the palace) but it’s got a great view. Palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, it’s wonderful.
Tino Tonitini: Oh yes, it is wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live there, to have servants and valets.
Princess Jasmine: (Sarcastically) Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Lor McQuarrie: Well we've been to something like this before.
Atsuko Kagari: You have? When?
Tino Tonitini: Like the time we had adventures with Belle in the enchanted castle with the Beast.
Sue: Oh.
Carver Descartes: But everything turned out alright in the end.
Aladdin: Well you guys are lucky. It’s better than here. Always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You’re not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so--
Princess Jasmine: You’re just--
Both: (in unison) --trapped.

(They look at each other, realizing that they’re perfect for one another. But Aladdin then realizes where he is, and breaks the look. He takes the apple out of Abu’s hand and rolls it down his arm into the hand of Jasmine.)

Aladdin: So, where’re you from?
Princess Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away, and I am not going back.
Aladdin: Really?
Atsuko Kagari: You ran away from home?
Sue: That's terrible. Shouldn't your family be worried about you?
Tish Katsufrakis: Well, is there a reason why you run away from home?
Aladdin: That's right. (He takes a bite from the apple in his hand, then hands it to Abu, who has a disgusted look on his face.)
Abu: Why you!

(Aladdin walks over and sits next to Jasmine.)

Princess Jasmine: My father’s forcing me to get married.
Noby: Forcing you to get married? That's the most ridiculous thing to do to ya.
Aladdin: That’s--that’s awful. (Abu appears from behind the princess and tries to steal the apple.) Abu!

(Abu races up to a higher point, chattering and cursing as he goes.)

Princess Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Abu says that--uh--that’s not fair.
Abu: What?
Princess Jasmine: Oh did he?
Aladdin: Yeah, of course.
Princess Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?
Aladdin: Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help.
Abu: Oh, boy!
Princess Jasmine: Hmm, tell him that’s very sweet.
Lor McQuarrie: Oh my gosh, they're gonna kiss, get the camera!

(Aladdin and Jasmine have been getting closer and closer, until Aladdin leans in to kiss her. He is interrupted, however, by the guards, who have found them.)

Guard: HERE YOU ARE!
Tino and friends: (gasps)
Tish Katsufrakis: They found us!
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine: They’re after me! (To each other) They’re after you?
Doraemon: How did they find us!?
Princess Jasmine: My father must have sent them--
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Do you trust me? (He extends his hand)
Princess Jasmine: Yes… (She takes it.)
Aladdin: Tino, Do you and you guys trust me as well?
Tino Tonitini: Of course we trust you Aladdin.
Aladdin: Then jump!

(They both jump off the roof, fall and land in a pile of salt. They try to get away, but the exit is blocked by a GUARD.)

Razoul: We just keep running into each other, don’t we, street rat?

(Again, Razoul’s turban is pulled down by Abu, but more guards are here and block the exit. The first GUARD pulls Abu off his head and throws him in a vase. Three other guards grab Aladdin.)

Razoul: It’s the dungeon for you, boy.
Aladdin: Hey, get off of me!

(The guards also grabs Tino and the others)

Razoul: And same goes for your weirdly dressed friends.
Tish Katsufrakis: Let us go, you pea-brained psychopaths!
Princess Jasmine: Let go of them!
Razoul: (Not realizing she is the princess) Look what we have here, men--a street mouse. (He throws her down.)
Princess Jasmine: (standing up and pulling off the hood of her cloak) Unhand him! By order of the princess.

(The guards suddenly stop and bow, forcing Aladdin to bow as well.)

Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The princess?
Tino and his friends: The princess?!
Abu: (peeking out from the vase) The princess?
Atsuko Kagari: Are you kidding me? You're really the princess!?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat? And those some strange looking kids and a cat?
Princess Jasmine: That’s not your concern. Do as I command. Release them!
Razoul: Well, I would, princess, but my orders come from Jafar. You’ll have to take it up with him.

(The guards drag Aladdin, Tino and the others out, bowing as they go.)

Princess Jasmine: (getting a very furious look) Believe me, I will.

Jasmine sees Jafar/At the Prison[edit | edit source]

(Cut to int. of palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. He slides the door shut carefully, but the princess comes storming in before he is finished. He slams it shut, cruelly pinning Iago inside the door frame.)

Princess Jasmine: Jafar?
Jafar: Oh, uh, princess.
Iago: Awk! Jafar, I’m stuck.
Jafar: How may I be of service to you? (He spreads out his cape, hiding the door.)
Princess Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, as well as 10 pre-teens and a cat from a far of city, on your orders.
Jafar: (Telling a lie) Your father’s charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal. And so are those children of his.
Princess Jasmine: What was their crime?
Iago: I can’t breathe, Jafar.
Jafar: Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
Iago: If you could just--(Jafar cruelly kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut)--ow, that hurt!
Princess Jasmine: They didn’t kidnap me! I ran away!
Jafar: (Walking away as if shocked) Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known!
Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
Jafar: Sadly, the boy and the kids’ sentence has already been carried out:
Princess Jasmine: What sentence?
Jafar: (with a sinister tone) DEATH… (Jasmine gasps.) by beheading…
Princess Jasmine: No. (She collapses to the floor.)
Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, princess.
Princess Jasmine: How could you? (She runs from the room crying.)

(Iago finally makes it out through the door, as well as Dr. Facilier. Iago flies up and lands on Jafar’s shoulder, coughing.)

Dr. Facilier: So my friend, how did it go with the princess?
Iago: Yeah, did she feel for it?
Jafar: I think she took it rather well. (They all three get a sinister smile on their faces.)

(Diss. to Jasmine at night, crying at the edge of the fountain. Rajah comes over to comfort her. She pets him.)

Princess Jasmine: It’s all my fault, Rajah. I didn’t even know their names.

(Cut to int. of dungeon. Rats scurry by, and we descend until we see Aladdin chained to the wall.)

Tino Tonitini: (breaking the fourth wall) You see what’s going here, we were accused of kidnapping a princess when she ran away from her home. Even though she knows, we’re innocent, but the guards took us away and locked us in here until who knows what happens next.
Carver Descartes: This is unacceptable! We’re in a cell, with no food, no phone, and about to get our heads chopped off!
Noby: I don’t wanna get my head cut off!
Aladdin: (talking to himself out loud) She was the princess. I can’t believe it.
Noby: Boy, she really had us fooled.
Tish Katsufrakis: No, Noby. We just realize it. I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding.
Sue: I'm pretty sure she'll clear things up.
Atsuko Kagari: Never mind that! What'll we do?
Aladdin: I must’ve sounded so stupid to her.
Abu: (from a distance) Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Tino. Hello.

(Abu appears at the window at the top of the dungeon.)

Lor McQuarrie: What do you know?!

Aladdin: Abu. Down here.

(Then Abu climbs down to Aladdin and the heroes)

Aladdin: Come on, help us out of these.

(ABU stops, then begins chattering wildly, dropping to the ground. He wraps a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an imitation of the princess)

Aladdin: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

(ABU jumps up on ALADDIN’s shoulders and pulls a small set of tools out of his pocket, then frees ALADDIN.)

Abu: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aladdin: Don’t worry, Abu. I’ll never see her again.
Sue: What do you mean?
Aladdin: I’m a street rat, remember, and there’s a law. She’s gotta marry a prince. She deserves a prince.

(ABU finally frees ALADDIN’s hands.)

Abu: Ta da!
Aladdin: (Rubbing his wrists) I’m a… I’m a fool.
Old Man: You’re only a fool if you give up, boy.

(We see an Jafar (Old Man) sitting in the corner that neither Aladdin nor Abu have seen before.)

Tino Tonitini: Heh?
Aladdin: Who are you?
Jafar (Old Man): A lowly prisoner, like yourselves. But together, perhaps we can be more.
Aladdin: We're listening.
Jafar (Old Man): There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I’d wager.

(Listeners will note that the Jafar (Old Man) pronounced the word ’princess’ as "prin-CESS" rather than the standard pronunciation of "PRIN-cess." The Jafar (Old Man) turns his back, and Iago sticks his head out of Jafar’s "old man" disguise.)

Iago: (Anxiously) Jafar, can you hurry up? I’m dying in here. [squawking]
Atsuko Kagari: But sir, the law clearly states that only a prince can marry…
Jafar (Old Man): You’ve heard of the golden rule, haven’t you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. (He grins, showing a hideously bad mouth.) [wheezing laugh]
Tino Tonitini: So why would a person like you share all of this wonderful treasure with us?
Jafar (Old Man): I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.
Aladdin: Uh, one problem. It’s out there. We’re in here.

(The Jafar (Old Man) walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit.)

Jafar (Old Man): Hmm-hmm-hmm. Things aren’t always what they seem. So… do we have a deal?

(ALADDIN looks at ABU, who shrugs his shoulders.)

Abu: Oh, I don’t know.
Sue: Wait guys I don’t trust this man. I think something not right about this?
Tino Tonitini: What makes you say that?
Sue: I don't know, I just don't think we can trust him.
Atsuko Kagari: Well, don't worry about it, Sue.
Noby: Trust me, he's not gonna do harm to us.
Atsuko Kagari: Come on, it'll be fine, I promise.
Sue: I have a really bad feeling about all this.
Noby: Relax, you're totally overthinking this, Sue.
Carver Descartes: Besides, it beats getting our heads chopped off. Right?
Lor McQuarrie: Right, and besides that old men will help us out of this prison.

The Cave of Wonders/Meeting Carpet[edit | edit source]

(Cut to desert scene. We see Aladdin leading a horse with the Jafar (Old Man) and Abu on it. Diss. to cave of wonders.)

[thunder crashing]

Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?
Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
Tino Tonitini: And us. Tino, Carver, Lor, Tish, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Big G, Sneech, and Akko.
Cave: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.

(The cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin. )

Jafar (Old Man): Remember, boys, first fetch me the lamp, and then you all shall have your reward.
Aladdin: Come on, guys. (to Abu hiding under the shoulder of his vest.)

(Aladdin begins to descend the staircase. He reaches the bottom and enters a golden chamber filled with treasure.)

Aladdin: Would ya look at that.
Abu: (whimpering) Uh oh!
Tino and friends: Whoa.
Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan.

(Abu peeks out, sees the treasure, then bolts for it.)

Aladdin: Abu!

(Abu stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor.)

Aladdin: Don’t… touch… anything. We gotta find that lamp.
Tish Katsufrakis: You know you're right Aladdin, we have to be more careful. Or we'll be in trouble.

(They begin to make their way through the room when the Carpet rises off the floor and begins following them. Abu gets the feeling they’re being followed.)

Noby: I think we're being followed.
Abu: Huh?

(He turns, and the Carpet lies flat on the floor. He continues, and the Carpet begins to follow again. Again, Abu turns back, but the Carpet is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure. Abu runs to Aladdin and tugs his pant leg.)

Abu: Aladdin! Aladdin!
Noby: Guys! Guys! Guys!
Aladdin: Abu, knock it off.
Tish Katsufrakis: Okay, what has gotten into you and Abu, Noby?
Noby: Abu and I think we're being... followed.
Atsuko Kagari: Us? Followed?!
Tish Katsufrakis: Get serious, Noby, this no time of these make believe shenanigans. There's no one here but us.
Noby: But I swear, Abu and I got the feeling we're being followed!
Sneech: It's just your imagination, Noby.
Noby: Please, Sue. I know you believe me, right?!
Sue: I have no idea, what you and Abu are talking about.
Noby: Aw, come on! Nobody believes me.

(Again the Carpet follows, but this time, when Abu turns, the carpet jumps to the other side. It reaches down with a tassel and pulls Abu’s tail. When Abu jumps around, Carpet Carpet goes to the other side. This time, Abu lands in a karate stance. Carpet reaches down and plucks Abu’s hat off, then puts it on himself. Abu sits thinking for a second, until Carpet waves a tassel in front of his face. Abu and Carpet both jump scared, and run away. Abu tackles Aladdin and turns his head to look at the Carpet.)

Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy?

(The Carpet peeks out from behind a pile of treasure.)

Aladdin: A magic carpet.
Noby: So you're the one who's following us.
Sue: Aw, he's so cute.
Lor McQuarrie: Magic carpet. That is so cool!
Atsuko Kagari: They can fly anywhere in the world like a broomstick.
Tish Katsufrakis: I thought they were legends. But here's one right before our eyes.
Aladdin: They really do exist. Come on. Come on out. We're not gonna hurt you.

(The carpet slowly comes out, shyly, then picks up Abu's hat and dusts it off. It flies over to Aladdin and the heroes and hands the hat to Abu next to him. Abu screeches, and jumps onto Aladdin's shoulder.)

Aladdin: Take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite. (to Carpet) Thanks.

(The carpet again picks up Abu's hat and hands it to him. Abu shakes his fist and screeches at it. Carpet begins to walk away, "sadly.")

Sue: Abu! Don't hurt his feelings, he's just friendly.
Atsuko Kagari: I guess all it ever wants is be friends.
Carver Descartes: If you ask me, maybe he knows where the lamp is.
Doraemon: Perhaps we should ask him for help.
Aladdin: Good idea, Hey. Wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us.

(Carpet looks back, excited. It then flies over and wraps around the pair)

Aladdin: Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp.
Lor McQuarrie: On that well possibly make us rich.
Sue: So, do you know where the lamp might be?

(Carpet motions for them to follow it.)

Aladdin: I think he knows where it is.
Doraemon: I think so, too! Let's follow him.

(They follow Carpet to where the location of the lamp is)

Found The Magic Lamp/Cave Started to Collapse[edit | edit source]

(They pass through a long cave, until they emerge in a giant underground cavern. In the centre of the room is a tall pillar, with a staircase going up to it. It is surrounded by water with unevenly placed stones forming a bridge. At the top of the pillar is a beam of light.)

Lor McQuarrie: So, the lamp's on top of that thing?
Sneech: But, how will we get it?
Atsuko Kagari: I know!
Sue: What is it?
Atsuko Kagari: I'll use my broomstick and fly up to get it.
Doraemon: Not the broomstick again.
Carver Descartes: You could barely even fly on that thing. You'll mess up big time.
Atsuko Kagari: But I can handle it, though.
Aladdin: No one's flying up there. I'll go across and get it myself.
Tino Tonitini: You sure about this?
Aladdin: So don't worry, I'm gonna be careful.
Noby: Suit yourself.

(Aladdin begins to cross the bridge.)

Aladdin: (whispers) Wait here!

(Abu sees a shrine with a golden monkey. The outstretched paws hold a giant ruby. Abu is hypnotically drawn to it. Aladdin climbs the stairs quickly)

Atsuko Kagari: Guys? Where's Abu?

(They they found Abu about to take the jewel and Carpet grabs his tail trying in vain to hold him back. Aladdin finally reaches the magic lamp and picks it up.)

Aladdin: This is it. This is what we came all the way down here to...

(He saw Abu break free of Carpet's hold and lunge toward the jewel.)

Everyone: Abu! NO!

(But it was too late, Abu grabs the jewel. There is a rumbling and the room begins to shake)

Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure!

(Abu puts the jewel back into the paw, but the jewel and the shrine melt into lava.)

Cave of Wonders: Now you will never again see the light of day!

(The cave is started to collapse)

Doraemon: What's going on?!
Tino Tonitini: This cave is gonna collapse! We gotta get outta here!

(Aladdin races down the steps, but they flatten into a ramp, and he skies down until he flies into the air. The water has turned into lava. He is falling toward it, when all of a sudden carpet appears and catches him. Abu, Tino, and the others standing on one of the rocks of the bridge. They look left and right and sees rocks exploding into lava.

Sue: We need help!

(Then carpet races over and Aladdin grabs him, just as the last rock is exploding.)

Sneech: Phew. That was a close one!
Tino Tonitini: But it's not over yet, look!

(They turned around see the wave of lava heading towards them.)

Aladdin: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!

(Together, they race back through the caves dodging walls and falling debris.)

Big G: INCOMING!

(Abu grabs Aladdin's head and covers his eyes.)

Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic!
Lor and Akko: Al.
Aladdin: (He pulls Abu off his head and sees they are flying into a wall.) Start panicking.

(Carpet goes into a dive, then through another cave. Finally, they emerge through the internal entrance. Outside, the cave begins to growl and close. Carpet and company are almost to the top)

Tish Katsufrakis: Almost there!

(Then a boulder drops on carpet, sending it to the floor. Aladdin, Tino and the others grabs onto the rock wall and holds on. They see the Old Man at the top, within reach.)

Aladdin: Help us out!
Jafar (Old Man): Throw me the lamp!
Aladdin: We can't hold on. Give us your hand.
Jafar (Old Man): First give me the lamp!
Tish Katsufrakis: No, you need to help us first!
Jafar (Old Man): We don't have much time! Give me the lamp!

(Aladdin reaches in and pulls out the magic lamp. He hands it up, and the Old Man raises it above his head.)

Jafar (Old Man): Ha ha ha ha! Yes! At last! Ha ha ha ha!

(Aladdin has climbed out with the assistance of Abu. But the Old Man kicks aside Abu and grabs Aladdin's wrist.)

Aladdin: What are you doing?
Jafar (Old Man): Giving you your reward. (Jafar returns to his normal voice.) Your eternal reward. (He pulls out a crooked dagger and is about to stab Aladdin)
Tino Tonitini: He's going to kill us!
Sue: Oh no!
Atsuko Kagari: Aladdin!

(Abu bites him on the wrist. He screams, but lets go of Aladdin, who falls into the cave. Old Man throws Abu into the cave as well. They fall alongside Tino and his friends. Carpet sees this, but is pinned under a boulder. It struggles to break free, then does. It races up and catches Aladdin and the others, but he has already hit the wall several times, and is unconscious. On the surface, the cave roars one final time, then sinks back into the sand.)

Jafar: [chuckling] It's mine. [takes off his disguise] It's all mine! I (He can't find it in his pocket) --- where is it? No. NO!!

(Back to the Palace at Jasmine's bedroom. She is sitting on her bed, next to Rajah who looks sad. The Sultan walks in.)

Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?
Jasmine: [sniffling] Jafar has... done something terrible. (She looks as if she's been crying.)
Sultan: There, there, my dear. We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.

Meeting the Genie/"Friend Like Me"/Shadow Man‘s idea[edit | edit source]

(Cut to int. of cave. Tino and the others woke up from their unconsciousness)

Tish Katsufrakis: Is it Monday yet?
Tino Tonitini: Is everyone alright?
Lor McQuarrie: Where’s Sneech?
Sneech: Over here!
Sue: Oh, Sneech, are you alright?
Sneech: I have a boulder on my back! Does it look like I’m alright?!
Atsuko Kagari: He's here. I'm here. We're all here. Who are we forgetting?
Abu: Hello.
Carver Descartes: Abu's here. But where's Aladdin?
Tino Tonitini: Guys, look!

(Tino and friends see Aladdin unconscious on the carpet. Abu tries to wake him.)

Abu: Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.

(Carpet rises up, lifting Aladdin up. He awakes slowly.)

Aladdin: Oh, my head.
Sue: Oh, Aladdin, are you alright?
Aladdin: I'm okay.
Doraemon: Uh, I think we got bigger problems of it worst, but the entrance is blocked!
Sue: Guys, Doraemon's right. Look!

(They look at the entrance sealed in.)

Aladdin: We’re trapped. (Angry, shaking his fists at the entrance) That two faced son-of-a-jackal! (Calmer) Whoever he was, he’s long gone with that lamp.
Abu: Aha!

(Abu pulls out the magic lamp.)

Aladdin: Why, you hairy little thief.
Atsuko Kagari: You got the lamp back!
Big G: Never thought I’d seen that.
Carver Descartes: Oh great, we got the lamp but we’re trapped here in this cave.
Noby: And with no way out of here.
Doraemon: But at least we got it back from him. And that's a good thing.
Tish Katsufrakis: Yeah Doraemon, but still why's that old man's interesting of that lamp?
Lor McQuarrie: I don’t know Tish, but I want to find out.
Sneech: Me too!
Aladdin: But guys, it looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there’s something written here, but it’s hard to make out.

(He rubs the lamp. Suddenly smoke comes out of the hole, the lamp begins to shake and glow, but Aladdin holds onto the lamp, and our wonderful friend, the Genie comes out.)

Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! OY! Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! (He hangs Aladdin on a nearby rock. Then he pulls his head off and spins it around, yelling as he does so. Carpet pulls Aladdin down.) Whaaa… wow! Does it feel good to be outta there. (Genie uses the lamp end of himself as a microphone.) I’m telling you. Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? (Sticks the mic in Aladdin’s face.) What’s your name?
Aladdin: Uh, Al--uh--Aladdin.
Genie: (Says his name as if he’s discovered something major) Aladdin! (A neon sign lights up with Aladdin’s name on it, circled by chase lights. The sign changes to reflect the Genie’s upcoming line.) Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you ‘Al?’ Or maybe just ‘Din?’ Or how bout ‘Laddi?’ (Genie disappears, then a dog wrapped in plaid jumps in.) Sounds like ‘Here, boy! C’mon, Laddi!’
-???????.
Aladdin: (Shaking his head) I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
Genie: (Still a dog) Do you smoke? Mind if I do? (Dog poofs into smoke, then back to the Genie. Abu screeches wildly.) Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I didn’t singe the fur! Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel! Yo! Yeah! (CARPET flies over and high fives the Genie. Genie looks at Aladdin.) Say, you’re a lot smaller than my last master. (Lifts his beer-gut.) Either that or I’m gettin’ bigger. Look at me from the side--do I look different to you?
Tish Katsufrakis: No, not at all.
Aladdin: Wait! Wait… a minute. I’m your master?
Genie: (Slaps a diploma in Aladdin’s hand and a mortarboard on his head.) That’s right! He can be taught!! (Looks at Tino and his friends.) Say, your friends here look kinda oddly dressed wouldn't you say.
Doraemon: We're from the modern era, mister. We used a time machine to get here.
Carver Descartes: And a witch's broomstick ride that a certain someone couldn't get it to fly. All the way to Agrabah.
Atsuko Kagari: Hey!
Lor McQuarrie: It's the hard truth, Akko. Live with it.
Genie: And what are you supposed to be?
Tino Tonitini: Well for starters, these are my friends. Lor, Carver, Tish, Noby, Sue, Big G, Sneech, Doraemon . And for me, I'm Tino Tonitini, but you may call me Tino for short.
Genie: A Tino? Named Tonitini? (laughs) Oh, that's priceless! Sorry, I just didn't realize you all standing here.
Atsuko Kagari: And my name's Atsuko Kagari, but you may call me Akko for short. It's a pleasure.
Genie: Akko, uh? Uhm, interesting. But where you all from?
Lor McQuarrie: Well, I'm glad you asked, Big Blue. We're from another town called Bahai Bay, which is our home.
Sue: You see, we've been invited to Agrabah by the Sultan.
Tish Katsufrakis: As his honored guests.
Atsuko Kagari: Since you came out of that lamp, are you by any chance...
Genie: That's right, my witch friend. I am, (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him.) DUP.
Genies: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
Genie: (Says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match.) Genie Of The Lamp! (Goes into Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank youuuuu!
Aladdin: Whoa! Wish fulfillment?
Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. (Turns into a slot machine, arm pulls down and three Genies appear in the windows.) That’s it--three. (Three Genie caballeros come out of the slot.) Uno, dos, tres. (Changes into b/w Groucho Marx.) No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. (The duck drops with the secret word "Refunds.’
Sneech: Why are there only three, anyway?
Genie: I don't know! Who cares? You don't know.
Aladdin: (To Abu) Now I know I’m dreaming.
Genie: Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here. So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities!

[Genie]

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazadie had a thousand tales

But master you in luck ‘cause up your sleeve

You got a brand of magic never fails!

(Genie produces 40 thieves who surround Aladdin with swords. Genie appears in his vest, then sticks his arms out and boxes the thieves into submission.)

[Genie]

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I’ll say

(Boxing ring appears, Aladdin in the corner, being massaged by Genie. Then Genie turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes and fire at one of our heroes. Then Genie appears inside lamp and grabs Aladdin’s hand and rubs lamp with it.)

[Genie]

Mister Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down

You ain’t never had a friend like me

No no no!

(Genie produces a table and chairs, then writes down things on a note pad, like a waiter. )

[Genie]

Life is your restaurant And I’m your maitre’ d!

C’mon whisper what it is you want

You ain’t never had a friend like me.

(GenieS appears as a plate of chicken, then returns to normal, but enlarges his ear to listen to Aladdin. Finally, he explodes into four duplicate GenieS.)

[Genie]

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You’re the boss, the king, the shah!

Say what you wish, it’s yours!

True dish How about a little more Baklava?

(The GenieS give him a shave, haircut and manicure, then Aladdin appears in a comfy chair (eh?) surrounded by the treasure and being fanned by women. The Genie appears and fills the screen with baklava.)

[Genie]

Try some of column ‘A’

Try all of column ‘B’

I’m in the mood to help you dude

You ain’t never had a friend like me

(Aladdin rises up on a column of food with a giant A on top, then jumps to another column with a B on top. He falls off and is caught by a cushion held by Genie. He opens his mouth, and his tongue turns into a staircase. A miniature Genie dressed like a magician comes out. The mini Genie does a little dance with the Genie’s two giant hands. At the end, they surround the mini Genie and squish him into nothing.)

[Genie]

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat

Can your friends go poof!

Well looky here

Can your friends go Abracadabra, let ‘er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

(The Genie pulls off his head, duplicates it, then juggles them. He tosses them to Aladdin, who juggles with one hand and spins one of the heads on his fingertip like a basketball. He tosses the heads back onto the Genie, who proceeds to try and pull himself out of a hat at his base. He spirals around and around until he turns into a white rabbit. The rabbit transforms into a purple dragon (very reminiscent of Figment from EPCOT Center). The dragon breathes fire, which turns into three HAREM GIRLS, who dance around Aladdin. Just as he begins to enjoy them, they disappear.)

[Genie]

So don’t you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I’m here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a Genie for a charge? d’affairs!

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what you wish I really want to know

You got a wish that’s three miles long, no doubt

So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!

(Genie imitates what he is calling Aladdin, then turns into a certificate which rolls up and surrounds Aladdin. Genie pulls a list {written in Arabic} out of Aladdin’s ear, which he uses to rub his behind like drying off after a shower.)

[Genie]

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I’m on the job, you big nabob

You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain’t never…had a… friend… like…me!

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

(The dancing HAREM GIRLS reappear, and Aladdin leans in to kiss one. She turns into the Genie, who zaps four dancing elephants into existence. To the other direction, he zaps in four dancing camels, and a grand finale dancing number ensues, as well our Heroes dancing along as well. Abu grabs as much gold as he can, but the Genie wraps everything up in a cyclone and zaps it away until they’re all back in the cave. Genie has a neon "APPLAUSE" sign on his back. Abu turns his hat over and sees that is is empty.)

Tish Katsufrakis: Oncore! Oncore!
Tino Tonitini: That song was fantastic!
Lor McQuarrie: Dude! That was a great show!
Abu: [chattering] Huh? [groans]
Genie: So what’ll it be, master?
Aladdin: You’re gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
Genie: (As William F. Buckley) Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
Lor McQuarrie: In English?
Tish Katsufrakis: He means that there are rules that we should follow.
Noby: Really? Like what?
Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. (He slices his head off with his finger.) So don’t ask. Rule number two: I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone else. (Head turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin.) You little punim, there. (Lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie.) Rule number three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture, (He grabs Aladdin and shakes him) I don’t like doing it! (He poofs back to normal.) Other than that, you got it!
Aladdin: (Looks at Abu as if plotting) Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? (To Abu) Some all powerful Genie--can’t even bring people back from the dead.
Carver Descartes: You mean-?!
Noby: Oh, no. How to get out of this cave? If we are trapped?
Aladdin: I don’t know, Noby! He probably can’t even get us out of this cave!
Big G: And you know what that means?
Atsuko Kagari: We're on our own?
Aladdin: That's right, Akko. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.

(They start to leave, but a big blue foot stomps down in front of them.)

Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you’re walkin’ out on me?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. YOU’RE GETTING YOUR WISHES, SO SIDDOWN!!

(They all get on Carpet.)

Atsuko Kagari: That’s one angry genie.
Lor McQuarrie: Tell me about it.

(Genie takes the form of a stewardess, with lots of arms pointing out the exits.)

Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. We're... outta here!

(They ride out of the cave. Meanwhile, at the palace throne room, the Sultan talks to Jafar)

Sultan: Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.
Jafar: I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.
Sultan: Jasmine... Jafar. Now, let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please.
Jafar: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.
Princess Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am a queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.

(Jafar chuckles nervously)

Sultan: That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... [notices that Jasmine is walking off] Jasmine? Jasmine! [runs after her]
Jafar: [growls] If only I had gotten that lamp!
Dr. Facilier: Well that Princess was very grouchy, wasn't she.
Iago: [imitates Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." [growling, returns to his normal voice] To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter and keep Shadow Man a secret for the rest of our lives...
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.
Both: Eeek...
Dr. Facilier: But wait, I do have an idea Jafar. What if you became the "chump husband" yourself?
Jafar: What?
Dr. Facilier: Uh, let me put those words in this way, Jafar. Well... What if the Sultan can't find the husband in time for the Princess' birthday, you could be the new husband for Princess Jasmine. [Laughs] Then you'll have the whole tire Agrabah, on the pond of your hands. And then you will be the next, the new Sultan.
Jafar: Oh... Marry the shrew... I become the sultan... The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. Yaaah! Kersplat!
Jafar: [wicked laughter] I love the way your foul little mind works.

(All three laugh)

Aladdin's First Wish/"Prince Ali"[edit | edit source]

(We cut to an oasis in the desert, where CARPET is coming in for a landing.)

Genie: (Still as stewardess) Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. (As Aladdin, Abu, Tino, Lor, Carver, Tish, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Big G, Sneech, and Akko get off down the stairway formed by Carpet) Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye! (Back to normal) Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa, and his fellow stuffed friends?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed us. Now about my three wishes-
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no--I never actually wished to get out of the cave.
Tish Katsufrakis: Hate to say it. But you did that on your own.
Sneech: Short version is "you've been tricked." (laughs)

(Genie thinks for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep.)

Genie: Well, don’t I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good.
Lor McQuarrie: Dude, is too bad we can't make our own wishes. Since Al, rub the lamp I should know.
Sue: Are you sure?
Lor McQuarrie: Sure I'm sure I'll prove it. How about Tish? Would you make a wish?
Tish Katsufrakis: I would wish to know the collection of Shakespeare's stories.
Carver Descartes: I wish to be the only cool kid in school.
Atsuko Kagari: I wish to be the greatest witch in the world, just like Shiny Chariot!
Lor McQuarrie: See? Told ya.
Tino Tonitini: I would wish for a humongous collection of Captain Dreadnaut comics.
Doraemon: Well, Aladdin does has three wishes. We'll let him choose wisely.
Aladdin: Yeah, sorry guys. But so hard to choose. (To Genie) What would you wish for?

(Genie is hanging like a hammock between two trees.)

Genie: Me? No one’s ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it.
Aladdin: What?
Genie: No, I can't. I...
Aladdin: Come on tell us.
Genie: Freedom.
Noby: Freedom? Like you wanted to be free?
Genie: Yes.
Aladdin: You’re a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. (Grows gigantic, voice echoes) PHENOMENAL COMSIC POWERS!!... (Shrinks down, cramped in the magic lamp.) Itty bitty living space.
Sue: Oh Genie, that's terrible.
Genie: (Comes out of the LAMP) But, oh--to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about, here? Let’s get real here. It’s not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus
Tino Tonitini: What do you mean?
Genie: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that’s happened.
Aladdin: I’ll do it. I’ll set you free.
Genie: Uh-huh, yeah, right. (Head turns into Pinocchio’s with a long nose) Whoop!
Aladdin: (He pushes the nose back in and Genie’s head returns to normal.) No, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free. (He holds out his hand)
Genie: Well, here's hopin'. (Shakes Aladdin’s hand.) All right. Let's make some magic! (Turns into a magician.) So how 'bout it? What is it you want most?
Aladdin: Well, there's this girl.
Genie: Eehhh! (Like a buzzer, and Genie’s chest shows a heart with a cross through it.) Wrong. I can’t make anybody fall in love, remember?
Doraemon: Actually, we did meet someone like her in the marketplace yesterday. Her name was Jasmine.
Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, Aladdin did had his eyes on her when she was wandering in Argabah.
Aladdin: It's true, Genie, she's smart and fun and...
Genie: Pretty?
Aladdin: Beautiful. She’s got these eyes that just… and this hair. Wow. And her smile… [sighs]
Genie: (Sitting in a Parisian cafe with Abu and CARPET.) Ami. C’est l’amour.
Carver Descartes: Oh, we know that language.
Lor McQuarrie: Yep. It came from France.
Tino Tonitini: We had an experience with romance before. Like the time with we help Belle and the Beast fall in love with each other.
Atsuko Kagari: Excuse me but, who's Belle?
Lor McQuarrie: She's a friend of ours, who fell in love with the beast when he was a prince in disguise.
Doraemon: Wait, you said falling love a beast?
Tish Katsufrakis: It's kinda long story. But we learn that Beast was a human prince that was under a spell.
Carver Descartes: And we met a girl met Belle in a small village as our first mission to venture to the enchanted castle.
Tino Tonitini: Oh, it's a lovely tale. Don't you think so, Lor?
Lor McQuarrie: What?
Tish Katsufrakis: Belle and Beast. Remember?
Lor McQuarrie: Oh, yeah.
Atsuko Kagari: So, what happened down there?
Carver Descartes: Well, we went with Belle to the Beast's castle to free her father who just became a prison in the tower.
Tino Tonitini: So, Belle decided to take his place instead. But we couldn't leave her alone. We decided to stay with her.
Tish Katsufrakis: We learned that the Beast was the prince who was spoiled, selfish and un-kind. But, it wasn't long when we heard he and his castle were under spell by the enchantress. So we help him learn to love. And Belle earned her love in return by the time the last pedal from the rose fell.
Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, things got really messed up. When that hunter named Gaston attack the castle and killed the Beast in process. And because he wanted marry Belle for himself. His selfishness fueled his anger.
Tino Tonitini: We tried to stop him. And protect the Beast because he was our friend.
Lor McQuarrie: But we notice the Gaston stabbed him from behind.
Aladdin: Oh, that's...that's awful.
Tino Tonitini: Yes, we thought we lost him forever.
Carver Descartes: But then the spell became broken and he came back as a human prince again.
Tish Katsufrakis: Yes, that's one moment we'll never forget. But the Beast's real name was Prince Adam. So he and Belle lived Happily Ever After.
Tino Tonitini: And I still remember that night when they both dance at the ball room.....

(A flashback from the film "Tino's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast" starts as it ends)

Carver Descartes: Oh yeah! I remember that!
Sue: But it's so romantic for Aladdin to fall in love with the Jasmine.
Lor McQuarrie: And since we help Belle and Adam be together. We can do the same thing with you and Jasmine.
Atsuko Kagari: That's a great idea!
Tish Katsufrakis: But guys, she's a princess. And Aladdin is well... a street urchin.
Atsuko Kagari: Aw, total bummer.
Aladdin: That's right. To even have a chance, I’d have to be… Hey, (to Genie) can you make me a prince?
Genie: Let’s see here. (Has a "Royal Cookbook".) Chicken à la king? (Pulls out a chicken with a crown on its head) Nope. Alaskan king crab. (Yanks out his finger, and we see Sebastian the crab from "The Little Mermaid" clamped on.) Ow. I hate it when they do that. Caesar’s salad? Ah! (A dagger comes out and tries to stab him.) Et tu, Brute? No. Aha. "To make a prince."
Tish Katsufrakis: Hey, wait a minute. Why a prince?
Aladdin: If Jasmine is going to marry a prince. Why not let me become a prince?
Lor McQuarrie: I don't know Al. What if she recognizes you?
Doraemon: For once I have to agree with Lor. I don't think you becoming a prince is such a good idea. That can lead you into lying.
Sue: And lie is not the best way to make friends.
Aladdin: Hey, it's only way I can see her. I won't be a prince forever. Besides don't you guys want to see her too?
Tino Tonitini: Well, as long as it means of helping you out. Might as well do it.
Lor McQuarrie: Well, it's risky...
Big G: Very risky.
Lor McQuarrie: But it's just crazy enough to work. Let's give it a try.
Sue: I have a really bad feeling about all this.
Genie: (Looks slyly at Aladdin.) Is that an official wish? Say the magic words!
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!
Genie: Alright!! (Takes on square shoulders, looks like Arsenio Hall, and begins hooting. Then he becomes a tailor/fashion designer.) First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches--what are we trying to say--beggar? No! Let’s work with me here. (He takes Aladdin’s measurements, snaps his fingers and Aladdin is outfitted in his prince costume.)
Tino and his friends: (awe in amazement)
Genie: I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here!

(Abu tries to cover himself with CARPET, but Genie zaps him and he flies over.)

Genie: Here he comes. (Aladdin and Genie, now dressed like Drew Carey, are on a game show set, where Aladdin stands behind a podium with "AL" on it.) What better way to make your entrance on the streets of Agrabah then riding your very own brand-new camel. Watch out. They spit. (A door bearing the Genie’s head on it opens, where Abu is transformed into a camel. He spits out the side of his mouth on cue. But the Genie’s not sure.)
Tish Katsufrakis: Really? A camel?
Genie: Mmm, not enough. (He snaps his fingers and Abu turns into a fancy white horse.) Still not enough. Let’s see. What do you need? (The Genie snaps his fingers repeatedly, turning Abu into: a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a ‘57 Cadillac, with license plate "Abu 1." (That one’s a guess, I don’t know cars, but judging by the tail fins, ‘nuff said.) Finally, he’s returned to normal.) Yes!! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!! (And on the keyword of the spell, Dumbo, Abu turns into an elephant. CARPET struggles to get out from under Abu’s size 46 feet.) Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!
Doraemon: Look at yourself Abu.

(Abu sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where ABU hangs on and looks at Aladdin upside down.)

Aladdin: Abu, you look good.
Genie: He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!

(We zoom out slowly with the oasis in the distance, as fireworks begin to explode outward. Cut to a CU of a pile of toys. (Look for the BEAST here.) We tilt up and see the Sultan balancing them. He carefully balances the last piece on top, then sits back and sighs. Jafar storms in, though, and the pile collapses.)

Jafar: (Unrolling a scroll) Sire, I've found a solution to the problem with your daughter.
Iago: Awk. The problem with your daughter.
Sultan: Oh, really?
Jafar: Right here. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her."
Sultan: But Jasmine hated all those suitors. (He tries to stuff a cracker into Iago’s mouth. Iago backs away. The Sultan absentmindedly pulls the cracker back.) How could I choose someone she hates?

(Iago is relieved, but the Sultan quickly stuffs a cracker in his mouth.)

Jafar: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. "If in the event a suitable prince cannot be found,"
Iago: Jerk.
Jafar: "a princess must then be wed to..." Hmm... Interesting...
Sultan: What? Who?
Jafar: The royal vizier. Why, that would be... me.
Sultan: But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess. I'm quite sure that...
Jafar: Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord.

(He pulls out the staff and hypnotizes the Sultan with it.)

Sultan: Yes. Desperate measures.
Jafar: You will order the princess to marry me.
Sultan: I will order... the princess... to... (the spell breaks momentarily) But you're so old.
Jafar: (Holds the staff closer) The princess will marry me!!
Sultan: The princess will marry...

(The spell is again broken, this time by the trumpet fanfare of "Prince Ali".)

Sultan: What? What is that? That music. [chuckling] Jafar, you must come and see this.

(We see an advancing parade, led by what appears to be the Genie in human form as a MAJOR.)

[Chorus]

Make way for Prince Ali!

Say hey! It's Prince Ali!

[Genie]

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar.

Hey, you! Let us through!

It's a bright new star! Oh, come!

Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums!

Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa.

Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee!

Now, try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam.

Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!

Prince Ali! Mighty as he! Ali Ababwa!

Strong as ten regular men, definitely!

He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords.

Who sent those goons to their lords?

Why, Prince Ali.

Men

He's got 75 golden camels.

Genie: Don't they look lovely, June?

Women

Purple peacocks, he's got 53.

Genie: Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

[Genie]

When it comes to exotic-type mammals.

Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie!

Prince Ali! Handsome as he, Ali Ababwa! ♪

[Harem Girls]

There's no question this Ali's alluring.

Never ordinary, never boring.

[Genie]

That physique! How can I speak?

[Harem Girls]

Everything about that man just plain impresses.

[Genie]

Weak at the knee! Well, get on out in that square.

[Harem Girls]

He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder.

[Genie]

Adjust your veil and prepare.

[Harem Girls]

He's about to pull my heart asunder.

[Genie]

To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

[Harem Girls]

And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

[Chorus]

He's got 95 white Persian monkeys.

[guards]

He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys.

[Chorus]

And to view them he charges no fee.

[Women]

He's generous, so generous.

[Chorus]

He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies.

Proud to work for him.

They bow to his whim, love serving him, they're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!

Prince Ali! ♪

[All]

Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa! ♪

[Genie]

Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see.

And that, good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by. ♪

[Chorus]

With 60 elephants, llamas galore, with his bears and lions, a brass band and more.

With his 40 fakirs, his cooks his bakers.

His birds that warble on key.

Make way for Prince Ali!

(More and more fanfare build up until Aladdin flies off Abu’s back on MAGIC CARPET and flies down to the Sultan. Jafar slams the door shut.)

Sultan: [clapping] Splendid. Absolutely marvelous.
Prince Ali: [clears throat] Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course. I’m delighted to meet you. (He rushes over and shakes ALI’s hand. Stops and sees Tino and his friends as his servants in disguise.) My, those are fine servants you got here.
Aladdin: Yes, they came along with me. May I introduce the vizer, Tish the Great, Atsuko the Magician, Carver the Knight, and Tino the Apprentice.
Atsuko Kagari: Greeting, wise Sultan of Agrabah.
-

(They greet themselves to the Sultan. But Jafar couldn't notice that he notice something familiar about those servants with Aladdin.)

Tish Katsufrakis: It's a great honor to meet, Your Majesty.
The Sultan: Of course. I'm delighted to meet you all as well. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted too.
Jafar: (Extremely dryly) Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince Abooboo...
Aladdin: --Ababwa!
Jafar: Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to...
Sultan: …by Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. (He tugs at the tassels, and they tug his moustache.) I don’t suppose I might...
-You want to ride on the Magic Carpet, Your Highness?
Sultan: Yes.
Aladdin: Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me.

(He helps the Sultan up onto the carpet, and he plops down. Jafar pins the carpet down on the floor with the staff.)

Jafar: Sire, I must advise against this.
Sultan: Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.

(He kicks away the staff and Carpet and Sultan fly away. Iago, who was standing on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descends. Sultan and Carpet fly high into the ceiling, then begin a dive-bomb attack, flying under Abu, scaring him.

Iago: Ow, ow, ow.
Sultan: Ahh! Whoa! Look out! Here I come!

(The flight continues in the background, while Jafar and Ali talk in the foreground.)

Jafar: Just where did you say you all were from?
Aladdin: Oh, much farther than you’ve traveled, I’m sure. (He smiles. Jafar does not.)
Jafar: Try me. (Iago lands on the staff.)
-(sees the Sultan flying too fast.) ??????
Sultan: Look out, Polly!

(Iago lands on the staff.)

Sultan: Look out, Polly.

(They all duck in time as the carpet whizzes centimetres over their heads. Carpet returns and the Sultan chases Iago around the room.)

Iago: Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug. Aah! Whew!

(The carpet zooms underneath Iago, who sighs, wipes his brow, and crashes into a pillar. He crashes to the floor, and his head is circled by miniature Sultans on Carpets, saying "Have a cracker, have a cracker. The real Sultan begins his final approach.)

Sultan: Out of the way. I'm coming in to land. Jafar, watch this. (He lands.)
Jafar: Spectacular, Your Highness.
Sultan: Ooh, lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it. (Carpet walks over to Abu dizzily, then collapses. Abu catches it.)
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Sultan: This is a very impressive youth. And a prince as well. (Whispers to Jafar) If we’re lucky, you won’t have to marry Jasmine after all.
Jafar: I don’t trust him, sire. And there's something very strange about those servants of his.
Sultan: Nonsense. One thing, I pride myself on, Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character.
Iago: Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!

(Jasmine walks in quietly.)

Sultan: Jasmine will like this one!
Aladdin: And I’m pretty sure I’ll like Princess Jasmine!
Jafar: Your highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine’s behalf. (Jasmine hears this and gets mad.) This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
Aladdin: Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa! (He pricks Jafar’s goatee, which springs out in all directions.) Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter!
Jasmine: How dare you! (They all look at her surprised.) All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won! (She storms out.)
-This is not good.
-Not good at all.
-You said, dude.
Sultan: Oh, dear. Don’t worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down. (Aladdin, Sultan, Tino and others exit.)
Jafar: I think it’s time to say goodbye to Prince Abooboo.

One Night/"A Whole New World"/Our Heroes kidnapped again[edit | edit source]

(At night)

Aladdin: What am I gonna do? Jasmine won't let me even talk to her. She know I couldn't pull off that stupid prince wish.

(Abu tries to peel the banana, but it spits out on his eye and he threw it away)

Sue: Hang on Abu, I'll peel the banana for you.

(Akko and Genie are playing a board game)

Genie: (to Akko, playing checkers.) So move!

(Akko does, moves her black piece on top of the board.)

Atsuko Kagari: Alright!
Genie: That’s a good move. (As Rodney Dangerfield) I can’t believe it--I’m losing to a witchling.
Aladdin: Guys, I need help.
Tish Katsufrakis: Aladdin, look. I know you wanted to see her. But after what happened today. I already figured that this whole thing was a bad idea.
Genie: (as Jack Nicholson) Yeah, sparky, here’s the deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do you got it?
Aladdin: What?
Genie: (Back to normal, wearing a mortarboard. He points out his words on a blackboard) Tell her the…TRUTH!!!
Aladdin: No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she’d laugh at me. (He puts on his turban, which lights up as the Genie.)
Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! (Aladdin pulls the chain turning off the light. Genie comes out holding the real turban.) Al, all joking aside, you really oughta be yourself.
Doraemon: Genie has a point. You shouldn't pretend to be someone you're not.
Atsuko Kagari: Besides you don't need all this fancy stuff. You just need to be yourself, I'm sure she'll like you for who you are.
Aladdin: Hey, that’s the last thing I want to be. Okay, I’m gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?
Genie: (Sadly) Like a prince.
Sneech: Good luck Aladdin.

(Aladdin flies up to the balcony on Carpet.)

Noby: I just hope things will work out with Aladdin and Jasmine.
Sue: I hope so too, Noby.
Tish Katsufrakis: As far as I'm concerned, we need to see what Aladdin is up to.
Tino Tonitini: But romance is always harder than it looks.
Carver Descartes: Yeah, what can we do?
Atsuko Kagari: Well just to be on safe side. Me and Genie will go up there and check up on him.
Tino Tonitini: But, Akko. Won't Jasmine might might recognize you if she sees you with Aladdin?
Doraemon: Yeah, I mean what if she sees you?
Atsuko Kagari: I've thought of that, I'll just turn into a mouse.
Sue: I have a really bad feeling about all this.
Atsuko Kagari: Don't worry Sue, (turns into a mouse) This will be easy.
Tino Tonitini: Oh alright.
Tish Katsufrakis: Well alright, just be sure you two keep quiet, so Aladdin and Jasmine can have time for themselves.
Atsuko Kagari: Roger that.
Sue: [Talking to herself] I ready do have a bad feeling about this.
Atsuko Kagari: Okay, Genie. You ready?
Genie: Sure am. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, Akko. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.

(Jasmine is on her bed, sighing. Rajah is by her side.)

Aladdin: Princess Jasmine?

(Rajah looks up and growls.)

Princess Jasmine: Who's there?
Aladdin: It's me, Prince Ali. Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.
Princess Jasmine:: I do not want to see you.
Aladdin: No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance.

(Rajah growls and advances on him.)

Princess Jasmine: Just leave me alone.
Aladdin: Down, kitty.

(Over the edge of the balcony, Carpet is watching with Genie below.)

Genie: So, how's your little beau doing?

(Carpet cuts his neck with his finger.)

Atsuko Kagari: He's going to be eaten by a tiger. What do you expect? And for a princess, Jasmine's a real jerk.
Aladdin: Good kitty, take off. Down kitty. (He takes off his turban to brush Rajah away.)
Princess Jasmine: (She looks at him thinking she has seen him before.) Wait, wait. Do I know you?
Aladdin: (Quickly replaces his turban) Uh, no, no.
Princess Jasmine: You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
Aladdin: The marketplace? (A bee buzzes around his head.) I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn’t have been me you met.
Princess Jasmine: (She looks disappointed.) No, I guess not.
Genie (as a bee): Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her! She’s smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything--pick a feature!
Atsuko Kagari: (whispering) Say something to her.
Aladdin: Um, Princess Jasmine? You’re very…
Atsuko Kagari: (whispering) Splendiferous
Genie (as a bee): Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie (as a bee): Sorry.
Aladdin: Beautiful.
Atsuko Kagari: Nice recovery.
Princess Jasmine: Hmm. I’m rich too, you know.
Aladdin: Yeah!
Princess Jasmine: The daughter of a Sultan.
Aladdin: I know.
Princess Jasmine: A fine prize for any prince to marry.
Aladdin: Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
Genie (as a bee): (Buzzing in his ear) Warning! Warning!
Atsuko Kagari: (whispering) That's a bad move, Al!
Princess Jasmine: Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering, peacock I’ve met!
Genie (as a bee): (Rear end on fire, wearing goggles and crashing) Mayday! Mayday!
Princess Jasmine: Just go jump off a balcony! (She turns and walks away)
Aladdin: What?
Genie (as a bee): Stop her! Stop her! Do you want me to sting her?
Aladdin: (Swats at bee) Buzz off! (to Akko) And you, go back to the others! Not helping!
Atsuko Kagari: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you. (Carpet takes Akko back to Tino and his friends)
Genie (as a bee): Okay, fine! But remember: bee yourself! (Bee buzzes into his turban)
Aladdin: Yeah, right!
Princess Jasmine: What!?
Aladdin: Uh, you’re right. You aren’t just some prize to be won, (He looks disappointed.) You should be free to make your own choice. (Jasmine and Rajah look at each other in confusion.) I’ll go now. (He steps up on the ledge and drops off.)
Princess Jasmine: No!
Aladdin: (Pokes his head up from over the edge) What? What?
Princess Jasmine: (Now she’s amazed) How--how are you doing that? (She looks over the edge and sees Carpet who quickly returned to Aladdin just in time.)
Aladdin: It’s a magic carpet.
Princess Jasmine: It’s lovely.

(The carpet "kisses" her hand)

Prince Ali: You, uh... You don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get put of the palace, see the world.
Princess Jasmine: Is it safe?
Prince Ali: Sure. Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: What?
Prince Ali: Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: Yes.

(She takes his hand and gets up on Carpet. It zooms into the sky, knocking them both into sitting positions. The music of "A Whole New World" swells. Jasmine looks back and sees Rajah looking up at her questioningly. She gasps as they fly over the palace wall and into the sky.)

[Aladdin]

I can show you the world

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, princess, now when did

You last let your heart decide

I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder

Over, sideways and under

On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world

A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

[Jasmine]

A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole new world with you

[Aladdin]

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

[Jasmine]

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world (Aladdin: Don't you dare close your eyes)

A hundred thousand things to see (Aladdin: Hold your breath-it gets better)

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

I can't go back to where I used to be

[Aladdin]

A whole new world (Jasmine: Every turn of surprise)

With new horizons to pursue (Jasmine: Every moment red letter)

[Both]

I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

Let me share this whole new world with you

[Aladdin]

A whole new world (Jasmine: A whole new world)

That's where we'll be (Jasmine: That's where we'll be)

[Aladdin]

A thrilling chase

[Jasmine]

A wondrous place

[Both]

For you and me

(CARPET hovers along over a lake, and we see the reflection of the moon in the lake. Fireworks burst and we see the couple at a Chinese New Year celebration, sitting on a rooftop.)

Princess Jasmine: It’s all so magical.
Aladdin: Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: (She looks at him and decides to burst the bubble) It’s a shame Abu, Tino and the others had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah. They'll be another time for them. And Abu hates fireworks. (CARPET looks up realizing what is happening.) He doesn’t really like flying either. (And now ALADDIN realizes it) That is…oh no!
Princess Jasmine: (She pulls off his turban) You are the boy from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I’m sorry.
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn’t figure it out?
Aladdin: No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn’t. No, that’s not what I meant.
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth!
Aladdin: The truth? (He looks at CARPET who wave him on, giving up hope.) The truth…the truth is…I sometimes dress as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life. (CARPET slumps down in defeat.) But I really am a prince! (The feather on his turban falls down over his eyes.)
Princess Jasmine: Why didn’t you just tell me?
Aladdin: Well, you know, um…royalty going out into the city in disguise, it sounds a little strange, don’t you think?
Princess Jasmine: Not that strange.

(She flicks up the feather and cuddles with him. CARPET puts a tassel under his "chin" and looks mystified. Dissolve to ext. of palace balcony, where ALADDIN and JASMINE return. CARPET forms a set of steps and she descends. ALADDIN then descends just below the balcony.)

Princess Jasmine: Good night, my handsome prince.
Aladdin: Sleep well, princess.

(They slowly lean forward to kiss, but CARPET bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected. She walks away slowly then turns and looks at him. Finally she enters her room through the curtain.)

Aladdin: Yes! (He falls back onto the CARPET, who descends to the ground.) For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right.

(He looks up at JASMINE’s balcony, and four sets of hands grab him.)

Aladdin: Hey! What? (A gag is tied around his mouth. Muffled words) Abu! Abu!

(He looks up at Jasmine’s balcony, and four sets of hands grab him.)

Aladdin: Hey! What? (A gag is tied around his mouth. Muffled words) Abu! Abu! (We see the elephant hanging from a net tied in a tree. And Tino and the others tied up and locked.)
Tish Katsufrakis: What's going on here?!
Big G: Let us outta here!
Tino Tonitini: Hey knuckleheads, leave Prince Ali alone!
Razoul: Hold him!

(Shackles are placed on his feet and his hands. Another GUARD ties CARPET in a knot around a tree.)

Jafar: I’m afraid you and your friends have worn out your welcome, Prince Abooboo. (Walks away.) Bring his servants to me. And make sure he’s never found.

(A guard hits him in the head, and he falls unconscious.)

Jafar interrogates Tino and his Friends/Genie rescues the heroes[edit | edit source]

(Cut to Tino and his friends have brought to Jafar.)

Tish Katsufrakis: Excuse me, Jafar. But, what do you want with us?
Atsuko Kagari: And what have you done with our prince?
Big G: If you do anything to him I swear I'll-!!
Jafar: Oh, don't worry. You'll get him back. There are some things. I want to talk to you about. You see, you kids look familiar to me.
Doraemon: What are you talking about? We've never met before.
Sneech: Yeah, we just got here! There must've been a misunderstanding.
Tish Katsufrakis: I think you don't know who we are.
Jafar: Oh, no, no. I know who you are. Tino, Lor, Carver and Tish.
Tino Tonitini: Hang on? How did you know who we are?
Jafar: I know many things. Like how you faced Benedict
Atsuko Kagari: Uh?!
Lor McQuarrie: You know all that?
Tish Katsufrakis: Uh, what they've meant to say is. We don't know who they are. We're just servants to Prince Ali.
Jafar: Well, he did say you all from a faraway kingdom that doesn't exist. And he now has a magic carpet from the Cave of Wonders. Seems to me, the only way that's possible, is if you kids have found a certain treasure. My treasure.
Carver Descartes: What, treasure?
Jafar: Yes, now tell me. Where's the lamp?
Noby: Lamp? What lamp?
Lor McQuarrie: Dude, you gonna get all of us confused.
Sue: We don't know what you're talking about.
Jafar: Well, I had no attention of killing you all. And if you are who you say you kids are. Your Prinve Abooboo will die to a watery death. If you all help him survived. It can only be because of the lamp. In which case I will have my answer. Now this is your last warning. Where. Is. The lamp?
Lor McQuarrie: You can torture us all you like, but we're not talking!
Jafar: Very well then. You leave me with no other choice. Say goodbye to your Prince Abooboo. (Walks away.) Because you all will never see him again.
Lor McQuarrie: Hey, get back here! Let us go!
Big G: Jafar! Untie us this instant!
Tino Tonitini: Oh no.

(Cut to a cliff, where guards laugh as Aladdin’s body drops into the water. He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock. The rock hits the sea bottom, then the turban lands and the lamp tumbles out. He sees this and struggles to rub the lamp. However, he loses consciousness and falls to the floor. The lamp, unsettled by his movement, rolls down and rubs against his hands. It shakes, and Genie emerges with a bath brush, rubber duckie, and shower cap)

Genie: Never fails. Get in the bath and there’s a rub at the lamp. (Squeaks the duck) Hello? (Sees unconscious Aladdin) Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it! You can’t cheat on this one! I can’t help you unless you make a wish! You have to say "Genie I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. C’mon, Aladdin! (He grabs Aladdin by the shoulders and shakes him. His head goes up, then falls.) I’ll take that as a "yes". (Head turns into a siren.) WOOGA! WOOGA! (Turns into a submarine.) Up scope! (He babbles in something that sounds like German. On the surface, a giant water spout emerges, and lands on top of the cliff. Aladdin reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs.) Don’t you scare me like that!
Aladdin: Genie, I--uh, I-uh… (He can’t think of how to say it, so they just hug each other.) Thanks, Genie.
Genie: Oh, Al. I’m gettin’ kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.

(Cut to Tino and his friends still tied up.)

Big G: That's just great! We're tied up. And by far this is the worst adventure I've been on with you losers.
Lor McQuarrie: Who are you calling losers?
Aladdin: You'll get your chance, Lor.
Atsuko Kagari: Aladdin!
Sue: It's you! You're okay!
Tino Tonitini: We thought you never make it from your watery grave.
Genie: Well it did caused him a wish. So I managed to save his life.
Lor McQuarrie: That's good and all. But do you know how to untie us?
Aladdin: No, but I do have an idea (graps a spear) Just hold still.

(Aladdin cuts the rope with the spear and sets Tino and his friends.)

Noby: Oh thank you for getting us untied.
Tino Tonitini: Good thing there's a spear lying around.
Doraemon: Now come on, we've gotta stop Jafar!
Tish Katsufrakis: Well it's not going to be easy. The Sultan trusts him completely.
Aladdin: Oh yeah, I forgot. He did say that he just wanted you guys before I was out cold. So what does he want from you anyway?
Tino Tonitini: Well, he did say that he wanted to talk to us. That he knows who me and my friends are.
Carver Descartes: Hmm, now that I think of it. He did ask us that we had the lamp and he wants to know where it is.
Genie: He wants my lamp? What for?
Doraemon: We don't know that's what where trying to figure it out.
Atsuko Kagari: I don't why he tried to killed Aladdin and interrogated us for the lamp unless...
Tish Katsufrakis: He plans to take over Agrabah!
Noby: And that means... He's that old man from the dungeon that lead us to the Cave of Wonders in the first place!
Sneech: He must have used the disguise to have us to do his dirty work
Sue: And if that falls into his hands, the kingdom is doomed!
Tino Tonitini: We gotta warn the Sultan, before is too late. But Tish said he trusts him. He has everybody in the palace fooled.
Aladdin: Maybe not everyone.

(Then we see Dr. Facilier, as see spying on them and found out that Aladdin got the lamp)

Dr. Facilier: I guess they do have the magic lamp after all. Looks like we’re gonna need some help from my friends on the other side.

Jafar's Escape/Dr. Facilier's deal with his friends on the otherside[edit | edit source]

(Cut to Jasmine in her room, humming "A Whole New World" and brushing her hair. The Sultan appears in one of the double doors, hypnotized.)

Sultan: Jasmine!
Princess Jasmine: Oh, father--I just had the most wonderful time. I’m so happy.
Sultan: (Still monotone from the hypnosis) You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.
Princess Jasmine: What? Sultan: (The other door opens and reveals Jafar.) You will wed Jafar.

(Jasmine gasps at the sight of him.)

Jafar: You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
Princess Jasmine: I will never marry you. (She goes to the Sultan) Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar: Prince Ali left! And so have his servants.

(A quick pan finds Aladdin, Tino, Lor, Carver, Tish and others standing in the doorway to the balcony.)

Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali!

(Jafar gasps at the sight of Aladdin.)

Iago: How in the he--(back to parrot-ese)--uh, awk!
Aladdin: Tell them the truth, Jafar! You tried to have me killed.
Lor McQuarrie: That's right! That was a low move!
Tish Katsufrakis: He's not who he think he is!
Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
Carver Descartes: The reason that Jafar wanted Prince Ali dead. So he can merry you to take control of the Kingdom for himself!
Tino Tonitini: Isn't that right Jafar?
Jafar: What? (He goes to the Sultan) Ridiculous nonsense, your highness. They're obviously lying. (He brings the staff close to the Sultan’s face.)
Sultan: Obviously…lying.

(Aladdin sees the staff with its glowing eyes.)

Princess Jasmine: Father, what’s wrong with you?
Aladdin: I know what’s wrong.

(Aladdin grabs the staff and smashes it on the floor. Jafar flinches and the spell is broken for good.)

Sultan: Oh, oh, oh my!
Aladdin: Your highness, Jafar’s been controlling you with this! (He advances the staff)
Doraemon: He's been plotting against you this whole time!
Sultan: What? Jafar? You, you traitor.

(The trio advances on Jafar.)

Jafar: Your majesty, all of this can be explained.
Sultan: guards, guards.
Iago: Well, that’s it--we’re dead, forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We’re dead.

(But Jafar sees the lamp in Aladdin’s pocket. He makes a move, but is grabbed by guards.)

Sultan: Arrest Jafar at once.
Jafar: This is not done yet, boy.

(Jafar pulls a vial from his pocket. Aladdin sees this and rushes him, but Jafar throws the vial to the floor. A large red cloud appears. When it is gone, so is Jafar.)

Lor McQuarrie: Rats! He's gone. He could be anywhere.
Doraemon: We better go after him!
Sultan: Find him, search everywhere.

(Tino and Pals along with the guards ran off to find Jafar)

Aladdin: Jasmine, are you all right?
Princess Jasmine: Yes.

(They lean in to kiss, but the Sultan barges between them.)

Sultan: Jafar, my most trusted counselor, plotting against me all this time. Just horrible. How will I ever- (He stops in mid sentence and looks at the pair.) Can it be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? (She nods) Ha ha. Praise Allah. You brilliant boy, I could kiss you. I won’t--I’ll leave that to my--. You two will be wed at once. Yes, yes. And you’ll be happy and prosperous, and then my boy, you will become Sultan.
Aladdin: Sultan?
Sultan: Yes, a fine upstanding youth like yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs.

(Aladdin looks concerned at this. Cut to into of Jafar’s chambers. Jafar and Iago enter.)

Dr Facilier: Hey, what’s going on? What happened, Iago?
Iago: We’re busted! They’ve found out! We're done for!
Dr Facilier: Oh really?
Iago: Yeah! So we've gotta get outta here! We gotta get-- I gotta start packing, your highness. Only essentials. (Iago starts throwing things out of his cage. Jafar smiles broadly.) Travel light! Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives (Stops and takes out a picture of himself and Jafar) and how about this picture? I don’t know--I think I’m making a weird face in it.

(Jafar starts to laugh wildly.)

Dr Facilier: Uh, what's wrong with Jafar?
Iago: Oh, boy. He’s cracked. He’s gone nuts. (Iago flies down to him and knocks on his head.) Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!! (Jafar grabs him around the neck) Awk! Good grip.
Jafar: Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Aladdin. I knew those servants are definitely Tino Tonitini kid and his friends! They have the lamp, Iago.
Iago: Why those miserable--
Dr. Facilier: Fun fact, about magic, Jafar. Can counter a thing for myself. Besides, I know that "Prince Abobo" has the lamp all along, and I'm know someone that willing to help us find it and bring it to us.
Jafar: That's excellent, Shaodow Man! And I'm gonna let Iago help you out for to relieve them of it!
Iago: Me?

(Elsewhere)

Dr Facilier: Friends, I know I’m in hack to you all pretty deep already, but it seems this boy has the lamp. And I need generous assistance to take the lamp away from him.

(They glare at him)

Dr. Facilier: Hahaha, I hear you. Now, what’s in it for you? Well… As soon as I dispose of the Sultan, then I’m gonna run this town. I’ll have the entire city of Agrabah in the palm of my hand. And you’ll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire.

(He blows the people the spirts)

Dr. Facilier: You all love that, don’t you? So, we got ourselves a deal?

(???)

Dr. Facilier: (laughs evily) Now we’re cooking! We’re gonna steal ourselves a lamp. Search everywhere: The palace, the sultan's chambers… bring it to us directly. We need the genie's lamp… For now. Allez, tout de suite!

Aladdin upsets Genie and his friends/Iago steals the lamp[edit | edit source]

(Cut to ext. of palace. Aladdin is looking at the gardens.)

Aladdin: Sultan? They want me to be Sultan?

(Genie comes out of lamp)

Genie: Huzzah!! Huzzah!! Hail the conquering hero! (Turns into a one-man band. He sees Aladdin walk away with his head hung. He stops, scratches his head, comes up with an idea, then zooms over to Aladdin. He holds up his hands like a director scoping a picture and we look through them.) Aladdin, you’ve just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next?

(Aladdin looks at him, then walks away in sadness to the bed, where he falls on it and sighs. Genie again is confused. So is Tino and his friends.)

Lor McQuarrie: What's up with, Al?
Tino Tonitini: I dunno. I'll ask him (To Aladdin) Hey Al, what's wrong dude?
Aladdin: What makes you think what's wrong?
Tino Tonitini: You seems so glummy.
Atsuko Kagari: Yeah, you just win Jasmine's heart. You should be happy.
Dorameon: Uh, did something happen while we were looking for Jafar?
Aladdin: No, I'm fine.
Carver Descartes: You don't seen fine to me.

(Genie then goes to him and pulls out a script labeled "Aladdin." Whispering:)

Genie: Psst, your line is "I’m going to free the Genie." Anytime."
Aladdin: Genie…I can’t.
Genie: Sure you can. You just go "Genie, I wish you free." (He grabs Aladdin’s head and uses him as a mock ventriloquist’s dummy. Aladdin pulls away.)
Aladdin: I’m serious.
Atsuko Kagari: AL!
Aladdin: Look, I’m sorry--I really am. But they want to make me Sultan--no!, They want to make Prince Ali Sultan.
Sneech: Sultan Ali? Is that why the Sultan wanted Jasmine to merry a prince?
Aladdin: Yeah, I just found out last night. (to Genie) Without you, I-I’m just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you won!
Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I’m worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I’m not really a prince? (Quietly) What if Jasmine finds out? I’ll lose her.
Tino Tonitini: I'm guessing that you didn't tell her the truth, did you?
Aladdin: No, I didn't. (turns to Genie) Genie, I can’t keep this up on my own… I-I can’t wish you free…
Genie: (Sarcastically) Fine, I understand. After all, you’ve lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, master. (He says the last word in disgust, then poofs back into the lamp.)
Tino Tonitini: Oh, boy.
Sue: Poor Genie.

(Abu and Carpet are watching from the window.)

Abu: Ohhh.
Aladdin: Genie, I’m really sorry. (A tongue comes out of the spout and raspberries him.) Well, fine! (He slams a pillow on top of the lamp.) Then just stay in there!
Tino and his friends: (gasps)
Aladdin: (He looks at his friends.) What are you guys looking at?!
Doraemon: What!? How dare you!
Sue: Shame on you!
Sneech: Not cool!
Big G: Not cool at all!
Tish Katsufrakis: Aladdin, look we understand that you're upset and under a lot of pressure about all of this! But you shouldn't have taken it out on Genie like that!
Carver Descartes: And after everything Genie has done for you and this is how you treat him?!
Aladdin: Guys, I don't want to get into this right now!
Lor McQuarrie: No Aladdin, you'd broke your promise. He's your friend! You promised to use your third and final wish to set him free from the lamp, and you decided to turn back on your word all because you can't tell Jasmine the truth! You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
Aladdin: How can I do that?! She thinks I'm somebody important if she finds out I'm a nobody I'll...I didn't think this through.
Noby: I thought you used to be a nice guy.
Aladdin: I AM a nice guy!
Tino Tonitini: But nice guys keep their promises.
Aladdin: Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't yell you guys like that.
Tish Katsufrakis: "Sorry?" Is that all you can say!
Aladdin: I'm sorry! I really am!
Tish Katsufrakis: Try: "I'm sorry for hurting other people's feelings and lying to the Sultan and Princess Jasmine because I'm nothing but a big fat idiotic lair!"
Aladdin: (To Tish) WELL MAYBE I WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT PATHETIC PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!

(Tish is hurt by this and Aladdin realizes what he said and gone at bit too far)

Aladdin: Tish... I didn't mean to-
Tish Katsufrakis: (cries) Wish I could forgive you but- (in Pinkie's voice) I just talk to you right now. (she leaves)
Aladdin: Look, I--I’m sorry. Wait, Tish-- wait--I’m sorry, I didn’t-- wait, c’mon.

(She leaves, alongside Abu and Carpet)

Noby: She's our friend, how dare you say that to her!
Aladdin: I didn't mean too say that to her, I-
Atsuko Kagari: If that's the way you wanna act? Fine! We're leaving!
Aladdin: Look, I was--
Carver Descartes: You've said enough. You can find us when you come to your senses. We're outta here!

(Aladdin sees Tino and his friends leave his chambers.)

Aladdin: (He sighs.) What am I doing? Genie’s right. So is Tino. I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
Princess Jasmine: (From a distance) Ali, oh Ali--will you come here?
Aladdin: (Putting on his turban) Well, here goes. (He walks into the garden.) Jasmine? Where are you?

(We see Iago wearing a beak and standing on stilts next to a FLAMINGO in the pond. He is imitating Jasmine’s voice.)

Iago: Ahem--(Jasmine) In the menagerie, hurry.
Aladdin: I’m coming.

(We see Aladdin hurry past, not noticing the birds. Iago laughs, then turns back and looks into the face of a Flamigo, who is panting.)

Iago: Ya got a problem, pinky?

(He sweeps the bird’s feet out from under it. Iago runs into the palace and finds the lamp under the pillow.)

Iago: Boy, Jafar’s gonna be happy to see you! (Stretches his face like Jafar’s and imitates it.) Good work, Iago! (Normal) Ah, go on. (Jafar) No, really--on a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven! (Normal) Ah, Jafar--you’re too kind. I’m embarrassed, I’m blushing.

(He flies away with the lamp. As we cut to Tino and the others as they've frustrated about what Aladdin said to them)

Sue: The nerve of him!

(????)

Noby: How could he treat his own friend like that! Doesn't honesty mean anything to that kid!?
Lor McQuarrie: He has a lot to answer for! We were only trying to help. And this is the thanks we get?!
Doraemon: We thought of his as a friend. Until he became Prince Ali.
Atsuko Kagari: I miss the old Aladdin. But not the new Aladdin who was a jerk to us!
Sneech: And the way he talked to Tish like that! Not cool!
Tino Tonitini: Can you blame him? He's obviously going through the pressure.
Carver Descartes: But it can't be helped. If he could just tell Jasmine the truth. And kept his promise to Genie things would have been different.

(They noticed Tish)

Atsuko Kagari: Hey, don't worry what Al said to you back there. I'm sure he didn't mean it.
Tish Katsufrakis: I know, but still...
Atsuko Kagari: We should talk with Genie and- (saw the lamp is not under the pillow.) The lamp! It's gone!
Sue: What?! That's impossible! No one could have stolen it!
Lor McQuarrie: Aladdin was the only one in the room. But lemme guess. He left.
Big G: (looks up) Then what's that?

(Tino and other look up and seeing Iago and a bunch of shadow creatures carrying the lamp while flying.)

Noby: Wait, isn't that the bird with Jafar? And what are those shadow things?
Tish Katsufrakis: I don't know. But if they got the lamp
Tino, Caver and Tish: Jafar has Genie!
Sue: [She notice a man] Wait, who's that?

(They see Facilier waiting)

Dr. Facilier: Where are they?! It's been hours, Jafar will be not happy if that lamp--

(Then the shadow demons arrive and tossed the lamp to his hands)

Dr. Facilier: Ah. We're back in business boys!
Iago: Quick! Let’s get this lamp back to Jafar!
Dr. Facilier: I know what I'm doing. Just follow me.

(They walk off)

Sneech: That guys must be in kahoots with Jafar
Carver Descartes: Oh man! Do all know what this means?! He's going to take over Agrabah!
Tino Tonitini: Well we can't let him get away with this! We gotta warn Aladdin!
Noby: But Tino, we don't know where he is?
Atsuko Kagari: I do while this bird who called himself Iago was pretending to be Jasmine. He send him to the menagerie.
Doraemon: Then that's where we're going!
Tino Tonitini: Yes, Aladdin is still our friend. So we need to tell him that we need his help to save Genie from Jafar.
Atsuko Kagari: Right, so we'll split up! Tino, Lor, Carver, Tish, and I will follow that bird and those shadows to Jafar's lair, while the rest of you guys find Aladdin and warm him!
Noby: Got it!
Tish Katsufrakis: Alright guys. Now, put your combat gear on. This is a dangerous mission, and we cannot afford any mistakes. The fate of Agrabah is in our hands.
Carver Descartes: No time for heroic speeches we gotta go! The fate of the universe is at stake!

Jafar's First and Second Wish/"Prince Ali (Reprise)"/Banishing Aladdin and Abu to snow mountains[edit | edit source]

(Cut to the palace entrance. The Sultan is standing on top, making an announcement to the people.)

Sultan: People of Agrabah, My daughter has finally chosen a suitor!

(Then, Doraemon, Noby, Sue, Sneech and Big G shows up)

Doraemon: [Off-screen] Aladdin!
Aladdin: [He sees them coming tows him] Guys, what are you doing here?!
Sneech: No time explain! We gotta tell you something!
Noby: Yes, it's very inportant!
Aladdin: Well can it wait? I was finally gonna tell Jasmine to truth.
Big G: But Al, this is serious!
Sue: Yeah, you gotta to listen to us--
Aladdin: Not now! [walk up to Jasmine] (To Jasmine) Jasmine?
Princess Jasmine: Ali where have you been?
Aladdin: There’s something I’ve got to tell you.
Princess Jasmine: The whole kingdom has turned out for father’s announcement!
Aladdin: No! But Jasmine, listen to me, please!
Princess Jasmine: Good luck! (She pushes him out onto the platform with the Sultan, where he overlooks the entire crowd.)
Sultan: …Ali Ababwa!
Aladdin: Oh, boy!
Iago: Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak.
Jafar: Let them cheer.

(And then, Tino Tonitini, Lor McQuarrie, Carver René Descartes, Tish Katsufrakis, and Atsuko just arrived)

Atsuko Kagari: Hold it right there, Jafar and this guy right next to you!
Lor McQuarrie: Your days are numbered!
Jafar: What?! How you kids get in here?
Tino Tonitini: My friends and I found a secret passage that took us straight to the palace.
Dr. Facilier: I'm afraid you're too late, kid. Jafar is just about to rub the lamp.
Carver Descartes: Not if I have anything to say about it!

(But the shadows blocked his way)

Dr. Facilier: Care to do the honors?
Jafar: It'll be my pleasure.

(He rubs the lamp and then the Genie comes out)

Genie: You know Al, I'm getting really--I don’t think you’re him. (He descends and consults a playbill.) Tonight, the role of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
Jafar: (He throws GENIE to the ground and puts his foot on GENIE’s face.) I am your master now!
Genie: I'm afraid of that.
Jafar: Genie granted me mine first wish. I wish to rule on high, AS Sultan!!!

(Cut to ext where dark clouds circle the castle. The castle shakes. The roof rips off and the Sultan and ALADDIN duck.)

Aladdin: Whoa!
Sultan: Bless my soul. What is this? What is going on?

(His turban lifts off his head. When he grabs it, his whole body flies up, then is stripped of all his clothing except his boxer shorts. The clothing reappears on JAFAR.)

Jafar: Heh heh heh!
Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan vile traitor betrayer to you!
Aladdin: Oh, yeah, we'll just see about that! (Pulls off his own turban, but finds it empty) (Gasp) The lamp!
Big G: Oh no! It looks like we're too late.
Jafar: Finders-keepers, Abooboo!
Doraemon: Look!

(They both look up and see a gigantic Genie lift the palace into the clouds)

Dr. Facilier: What a powerful Genie!

(Aladdin whistles and Carpet flies up to greet him. They fly up near the Genie’s head.)

Aladdin: Genie! No!
Genie: Sorry, kid. I got a new master now. (Place the palace on the mountain)
Tino Tonitini: But why?! Why are you doing this?!
Genie: Sorry Ti, The one who holds the lamp gets to call the shots. I don't have a choice.
Sultan: I order you to stop.
Jafar: Oh but there's a new order now! My order! Finally, you will bow to me!

(The Sultan bows, but Jasmine does not.)

Princess Jasmine: We’ll never bow to you!
Iago: Why am I not surprised?
Jafar: If you won’t bow before a Sultan, THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER! (To Genie) Genie, my second wish! I WISH TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER… IN THE WORLD!
Aladdin: Genie, stop!

(Genie extends his finger. Aladdin tries to stop him, but he cannot, and another Genie (tm) brand lightning bolt strikes Jafar, returning him to his normal look. As our heroes look sacred and fear)

Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes--abject humiliation!

(He zaps Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him.)

Jafar: Down, boy!

(He zaps Rajah , and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat.)

Tish Katsufrakis: That's enough, Jafar!
Sue: We know everything now!
Atsuko Kagari: Leave them alone right now!
Tino Tonitini: And the lamp you stole belongs to us!
Sneech: That's right evil viser! Now give us back that lamp!
Tish Katsufrakis: After him!

(Tino and the others charge at Jafar)

Dr. Facilier: I don't think so.

(Then, Dr. Facilier traps our heroes while he laughing out loud. Then a force pulls Doraemon to the magnet)

Doraemon: I'm stuck to the magnet.
Noby: Doraemon! (looks at the stuff) Don't worry, I'll think of something!

(He grabs a metal mineral and then go to the magnet)

Doraemon: That's your plan?
Noby: Yeah, pretty much.
Dr. Facilier: Now I have you all!
Tino Tonitini: (In Takato's Voice) Why are you doing this?!
Dr. Facilier: It's nothing
Carver Descartes: Doraemon, who is he and how did he know about us?
Doraemon: [To Carver] According to this, he's Dr. Facilier, aka the Shadow Man. He's a witch doctor who wants to take over the world with power of voodoo magic.
Dr. Facilier: That's right, my little cat friend. And Bowser has told me about you all. He told to capture you all and bring you to Castle Koopa as his prisoners.
Atsuko Kagari: Prisoners?! what do you mean prisoners?
Dr. Facilier: You'll find out. Or Maybe you won't.
Jafar: Oh princess. There's someone I'm dying to introduce you to!
Aladdin: Jafar, get your hands off of her!

(The song begins)

[Jafar]

Prince Ali

Yes, it is he

But not as you know him

Read my lips

And come to grips

With reality

Yes, meet a blast from your past

Whose lies were too good to last

Say hello to your precious Prince Ali

Dr. Facilier: Or you like to call him... Aladdin!
Princess Jasmine: Ali?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...

[Jafar]

So Ali

Turns out to be

Merely Aladdin

Just a con

Need I go on?

Take it from me

His personality flaws

Give me adequate cause

To send him packing on a one-way trip

So his prospects take a terminal dip

His assets frozen

The venue chosen

To the ends of the earth, whoopee!

So long

Iago: Good bye! See ya!

[Jafar]

Ex-Prince Ali

(The song ends as Jafar laughs evilly and Jafar's shadow rise about Tino and his friends, and Jasmine and the Sultan looks at him with fear. We now go to the building crashes in the snowy mountains. It finally comes to a stop. Aaladd emerges, obviously very cold.)

Aladdin: Abu? Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

(He looks back at a shivering pile of snow.)

Aladdin: Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the genie when I had the chance. (He digs out Abu and crads him inside his vest.) Abu. Are you okay?
Abu: [teeth chattering] Mm-hmm.
Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything. Somehow... I gotta go back and set things right. (He starts to walk through the snow, and he eventuallysteps on a frozen Carpet.) Carpet!

(He looks up and sees Carpet is pinned by the pillar. He tugs to try and free Carpet. He can’t do it, so he begins to remove snow from the base of the pillar.)

Aladdin: [Aladdin strains] Abu, start digging.

(They dig)

Aladdin: That's it. Yeah! All right!

(Finally, enough snow has been removed, and the pillar begins to roll. Aladdin runs away, looks back, then slides into place. The pillar rolls over him, and when it is gone, Aladdin and Abu are left sitting in the patch of snow made by the window of the pillar.)

(He looks up at his turban, made out of scared Abu. Carpet shakes off the snow and rushes over to pick them up.)

Aladdin: Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

(We cut back to ext. long shot of Agrabah, shrouded in red clouds. Cut to int. and slow zoom of throne room. Iago has the Sultan tied up like a marionette, and Jasmine is chained next to the throne.)

Iago: Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here’s your cracker. Shove ‘em all right down your throat. Here, have lots!

(Jafar pulls the chain, and Jasmine walks up to him holding an apple.)

Princess Jasmine: Stop it, Jafar, Leave him alone!

(Iago stops for a second, then continues.)

Tish Katsufrakis: This is unbearable.
Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. (He takes a bite out of the apple she is holding.) A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. (He waves his finger and a crown appears.) What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen…

(She picks up a glass of wine and throws it in his face.)

Princess Jasmine: Never.
Jafar: I’ll teach you some respect! (She falls back as he raises his hand to slap her.)
Dr. Facilier: You better like it, or I'll make sure my friends will make you sorry!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Facilier! If we can't even get her to- Oh! Hmm, Genie, I’ve decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.

(We see Aladdin race back into town.)

Genie: (Again as Buckley) Ah, master-- there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo-
Jafar: Don’t talk back to me, you stupid blue lout. You will do what I order you to do, slave.

(Jasmine looks up and sees Aladdin in the window, motioning her to play along.)

Princess Jasmine: (She stands and puts the crown on her head.) Jafar, I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
Tino Tonitini: Um, what?
Carver Descartes: What?!
Lor McQuarrie: What?
Tish Katsufrakis: What?!
Doraemon: What?!
Sue, Big G, Sneech: What?!

(The Genie’s jaw drops.)

Jafar: That’s better. (He pulls the Genie’s jaw up like a shade.) Now, pussycat, tell me more about myself.
Princess Jasmine: You’re tall, well dressed…
Tino Tonitini: How can Jasmine be...
Noby: Look. Over there.

(Jafar walks over to her. Aladdin jumps down with Abu and Genie, Tino and his friends see them.)

Atsuko Kagari: Aladdin. You're okay!
Genie: Al! Al, little buddy!
Aladdin: Shh!
Genie: (Literally zips his mouth shut, then unzips it.) Al, I can’t help you--I work for senor psychopath, now. (His head turns into Jafar’s, then back.)
Sue: He's right, we tried to stop him. But he's too powerful!
Carver Descartes: What you gonna do?!
Aladdin: Hey--I’m a street rat, remember? (He rezips Genie’s mouth.) I’ll improvise.
Big G: If you said so, dud.

(He slides down a pile of coins and hides close to Jafar and Jasmine. Jafar’s back is to Aladdin.)

Jafar: Go on.
Princess Jasmine: And your beard…is so…twisted! (She has her arms around him. She pretends to twist with her finger, but she is actually motioning for Aladdin to come over. He makes his move. Iago sees him.)
Iago: Jaf--mmmmmm! (Abu grabs him and covers his mouth.)
Jafar: And the street rat?
Princess Jasmine: What street rat?

(They are about to kiss when Iago manages to knock over a bowl. Jafar turns to look, but Jasmine grabs him back and kisses him. Aladdin looks disgusted. Lor, Iago and Abu all look disgusted.)

Lor, Abu and Iago: Yuck!
Jafar: That was--

Final Battle/Trapping Jafar in his own lamp[edit | edit source]

(He sees Aladdin’s reflection in her crown.)

Jafar: You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!

(He zaps Aladdin. Jasmine rushes him, and he throws her to the ground. Aladdin rushes and grabs the staff.)

Aladdin: Get the lamp!

(Jasmine runs to it. Jafar, however, shakes off Aladdin, then zaps her into an hourglass.)

Jafar: Ah, ah, ah, princess--Your time is up!

(Sand begins to fall from the top onto her.)

Aladdin: Jasmine!
Iago: Oh, nice shot, Jaf-- (he is knocked out by Abu.)

(Tino rushes and grabs the lamp.)

Tino Tonitini: I got it!
Jafar: Enjoy the circus, Tonitini!

(Jafar uses his staff to make a bunch of clowns appear Tino get scared of them, which it make him drop the lamp. Then, Abu rushes for the lamp.)

Jafar: Don’t toy with me! (He’s zapped into a toy monkey.)
Aladdin: Abu!

(Carpet rushes in.)

Jafar: Things are unraveling fast now, boy. (Carpet is zapped and unravels. Aladdin again rushes for the lamp.) Get the point? (His path is blocked by large swords sticking in the floor. Jafar grabs the lamp and laughs hideously. Aladdin pulls a sword out of the floor.) I’m just getting warmed up! (He breathes a ring of fire around Aladdin.)
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: (Emerges through the flames) A snake, am I? Perhaps you’d like to see how ssssssssssssnake-like I can be!

(He smiles broadly, and we see a snake’s tongue come out from behind his teeth. He then turns into a giant cobra, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling Aladdin. The snake Jafar makes moves on Aladdin.)

Lor McQuarrie: Not good.

(And on the third try, Aladdin swings the sword and hits Jafar. Cut to Genie cheerleaders wearing ‘A’ sweaters.)

Genie: Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake--stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You ssstay out of thissss!

(Genie waving a tiny pennant with a ‘J’ on it.)

Genie: (Weakly) Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man; if he can’t do it, GREAT!
Dr. Facilier: That'll take care of that.
Jafar: (To Facilier) You ssstay out of thissss!
Dr. Facilier: Okay, sorry. Carry on.

(Aladdin uses the distraction to make a break for the hourglass where Jasmine is trapped. However, Jafar sees this and blocks the path. Aladdin is thrown away, and he loses his sword.)

Princess Jasmine: Aladdin!

(Aladdin jumps on a large gem and slides across the floor, grabbing the sword on his way. He turns a corner, but the pursuing snake cannot, and the front half of Jafar crashes through a wall and hangs outside the palace. Aladdin jumps up on the snake’s back and stabs it. Jafar screams in agony. Aladdin again tries to free the princess.)

Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on.
Tino Tonitini: Aladdin!
Tish Katsufrakis: Watch out!

(He is about to hit the glass with his sword when Jafar grabs him.)

Jafar: (laughs hideously) You little fool. You thought you could defeat the mossst powerful being on earth?!
Iago: (with Genie coming up behind him) Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a--awk! (Doraemon kicks him out of the way)
Big G: We got to help!
Dr. Facilier: Not another step!
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you’re nothing!
Aladdin: (Has an idea) The Genie. The Genie! The Genie has more power than you’ll ever have!
Jafar: (astonished) What?!
Aladdin: He gave you your power! He can take it away!
Sue: Aladdin, what are you doing?!
Atsuko Kagari: Yeah, are you crazy!?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar! You’re still just second-best!
Jafar: (gasps) You’re right! His power does exceed my own. But not for long.

(Jafar circles around the Genie.)

Genie: The boy is crazy. He’s a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake. (His hand turns into a snake and he hits his head with it.)
Jafar: Ssslave, I make my third wish! I wish to be… AN ALL-POWERFUL Genie!!
Atsuko Kagari: Are you kidding me?! He wouldn't!
Genie: (Reluctantly) All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
Doraemon: He would.

(Genie zaps Jafar with the last Genie (tm) brand lightning bolt. Jafar’s snake form dissipates, and he turns into a Genie. We see Tino and his friends looked up in fear. Aladdin runs over and finally smashes the glass. Sand and princess pour out.)

Jafar: Yes… yes! The power! The absolute… POWER!!!
Princess Jasmine: (to Aladdin) What have you done?
Aladin: Trust me!
Sneech: I hope you know what you're doing!

(A black lamp appears at Jafar’s base. Jafar is busy conjuring.)

Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To CONTROL!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren’t you forgetting something?!

(Jafar looks down questioningly.)

Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: You wanted to be a Genie? You got it!

(Shackles appear on Jafar’s wrists.)

Jafar: WHAT?!
Aladin: And everything that goes with it.
Jafar: No! NOOO!!!
Iago: I’m getting out of here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers…

(Iago tries to fly away, but is grabbed and sucked in with Jafar.)

Iago: Come on, you’re the Genie. I don’t want, I don’t…!
Aladdin: Itty bitty living space.
Genie: Al, you little genius, you!
Tino Tonitini: You did it!
Sneech: Yeah, you tricked Jafar into becoming a Genie, so you can imprison him in it!
Lor McQuarrie: Very clever.
Dr. Facilier: You might have defeat Jafar at his own game, but you all forgot about me!

(He traps the Tino and others once again)

Dr. Facilier: Now, you will spend the rest of your lives being Bowser's Prisoners!
Big G: Not if I've destroy that talisman of yours!
Dr. Facilier: (Big G Grabs the talisman and take it away from him) [Gasp]

(Then, Big G smashes his talisman in pieces)

Dr. Facilier: No! No! Gah!! How am I going to pay back my debt! [gasps as he sees the spirits] Friends!

[Spirits]

ARE YOU READY?!!

Dr. Facilier: No! I’m not ready at all! In fact I’ve got lots of more plans!

[Spirits]

ARE YOU READY?!!

Dr. Facilier: This is just a…minor setback and a major operation…AAA!!!… Once I look for another spell we’ll be back in business! I still got that kid and his friends locked away… I just need a little more time. [gasps] No! Don’t please no! (gets grabbed in the leg) GAH!!! Just a little more time! I’d promised I’ll pay yawl back I promise! [screams]

(The statue shuts its mouth as the gravestone of Dr. Facilier appears. Abu turns back to normal, the Carpet re-ravels, Jasmine, the Sultan and Rajah are standing together. Rajah jumps up into the arms of the Sultan , then they are all transformed. The Sultan is crushed because of the weight of the new Rajah. The palace reappears where it used to be in the city. Aladdin is left holding the new lamp.)

Jafar: (Both from inside the lamp.) Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: (Defiantly) Oh, shut up, you moron!
Tino and friends: (laughs)
Jafar: Don’t tell me to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. (He takes the lamp and goes to the balcony. He is now wearing a baseball cap.) Ten-thousand years in a cave of wonders ought to chill him out!

(Genie winds up as if to throw the lamp, but opens his palm flat and flicks it out into the desert with his finger. Jafar and Iago continue to argue as they fade out.)

The Epliouge[edit | edit source]

(Jasmine walks over to Aladdin. They hold hands, but both look sad.)

Aladdin: Jasmine, I’m sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
Aladdin: Well, I guess…this… is goodbye? (Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing.)
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn’t fair--I love you.
Genie: (Wipes away a tear) Al, no problem. You’ve still got one wish left. Just say the word and you’re a prince again.
Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is love. (He leans down next to her.) Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.
Aladdin: (to Tino and the others) Guys. About what I said before. Especially to you, Tish. I'm sorry.
Tish Katsufrakis: Don't worry about it. We all make mistakes and said things that we regret for.
Doraemon: It happens to all of us sometimes.
Aladdin: Really?
Atsuko Kagari: Exactly. But we always make up in the end.
Tino Tonitini: That's right, and no matter what, you certainly are a friend.
Aladdin: (to Jasmine) Jasmine, I do love you, but I’ve got to stop pretending to be something I’m not.
Princess Jasmine: I understand.

(They take one final look into each other’s eyes, then Aladdin turns to the Genie.)

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I--what?
Noby: Wait, you mean.....
Aladdin: (He holds the lamp up to Genie.) Genie, you’re free!

(A transformation scene ensues, in which the shackles fall off Genie’s wrist and the lamp falls uselessly to the ground. Genie picks it up and looks at it.)

Genie: (He can’t believe it.) Heh, heh! I’m free. I’m free. (He hands the lamp to Aladdin.) Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say "I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!
Aladdin: I wish for the Nile?
Genie: NO WAY!! (Points and laughs hysterically. He bounces around the balcony like a pinball.)
Atsuko Kagari: (Gasps in amazement)
Genie: OH does that feel good! I’m free! I’m free at last! I’m hittin’ the road. I’m off to see the world! I--

(He is packing a suitcase, but looks down and sees Aladdin looking very sad.)

Aladdin: Genie, I’m--I’m gonna miss you.
Genie: Me too, Al. No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me.

(They hug. The Sultan steps forward.)

Sultan: That’s right. You’ve certainly proven your worth as far as I’m concerned! It’s that law that’s the problem…
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
Princess Jasmine: (She smiles widely and runs into Aladdin’s arms.) Him! I choose-- I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Heh. Call me Al.
Tish Katsufrakis: Here comes the kiss.
Sneech: Get the camera!
Doraemon: This is beautiful.

(They are about to kiss when giant blue hands pull everybody together. Genie is decked out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy hat.)

Genie: Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey? (He kisses Abu.) Ooh, hairball!
Sue: Have a great time Genie!
Tino Tonitini: We're so happy for you!
Carver Descartes: And if you're ever in Bahai Bay! Feel free to drop by!
Genie: I'll keep that in mind, Carv!
Atsuko Kagari: Don't forget Luna Nova! I've got friends there you'll like to meet.
Tino Tonitini: (breaking the fourth wall) That was another adventure done, huh? We saved a kingdom three times. And I guess Aladdin saved the world from evil. And he finally learned to be himself and got the girl. And I doubt Jafar and Iago will be messing with us anytime soon.
Genie: Well, I can’t do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I’m outta here! Bye, bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Rugman: ciao! I’m history! No, I’m mythology! No, I don’t care what I am--I’m free!

(The Genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him. They cut (a jump cut to make matters worse to fireworks exploding over a nightscape. We tilt down and see Aladdin and Jasmine flying on Carpet.)

[Aladdin]

A whole new world

[Jasmine]

A whole new life

Both:

(with off-camera chorus) For you and me!

[Men's Chorus]

A whole new world!

(They fly off into the moonlight)

Tino Tonitini: (breaking the fourth wall) [Off-screen] Well, Later Days!

(and after they have disappeared, the moon turns and reveals the Genie’s laughing face. Suddenly the film is grabbed "off the projector", the Genie lifts it up and looks at the audience.)

Genie: Made ya look.

(Drops the film back to normal, with the normal moon. Fade to black)

(Back to Patchy)

Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! [Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY] Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say was it's time for fan mail! [blows horn]
Old-time crowd: Hooray!
Patchy the Pirate: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! The envelope please Potty. Thank you, my fine feathered assistant.
Potty: [Potty has a lighten fuse on his head] Brawk, you're not welcome.
Patchy the Pirate: [Patchy blows his nose] Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!
Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! [Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast]
Patchy the Pirate: Well, that’s it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! [Potty collapses to the floor]

THE END!!!