The Secret Serum/Transcript (Toonwriter)

Vampire: Aaahh! Let me go! I'll drain you all! Daphne: Mom! Your vampiring is tearing this family apart! I'm sorry, but you've left me no choice. I'm going to have to stake you. Vampire: Wait! I'm not a vampire! I'm-- (unmasks herself) Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Sheila Altoonian. Daphne: But why? Sheila: Isn't it obvious? My looks are starting to fade. Shaggy: No. You're gorgeous. Fred: No. Your skin is as tight as my ascot. Sheila: This is all your mother's fault. We're the same age, but she's so beautiful. She has the skin of a teenager. That's when I realized she must be a vampire. I went to the Dinkley Shop to do a little research and found the recipe for the youth juice. That potion was gonna make me young and beautiful forever. You see, in college I majored in zoology and acrobatics, studying the habits of flying squirrels. I propelled myself into the air with my quad and glute muscles. All this gave me the illusion of a real flying Vampire. Daphne: Why didn't you just try maybe wearing a little less makeup? Or a cuter haircut? Or use tape to pull back all your wrinkly sacks of. (grabs her cheeks with hands) You know, age gracefully. Sheila: Age gracefully? Are you crazy? No, the Vampire serum was my only hope. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling-- Nan Blake: What's going on here? Daphne: Mom! Sheila: Even now, she's stealing my moment. Daphne: I'm so glad you're not an undead creature of darkness. Nan Blake: Thanks, honey. Daphne: But what are you doing here? Why have you been sneaking out? Nan Blake: I didn't want to say anything, but I've been taking night classes. I'm getting my public notary degree! Velma: Oh, how exciting. Shaggy: What an opportunity. Nan Blake: You know, I may be outrageously gorgeous, but knowledge, knowledge is the key to true beauty. Well, I better get going. I have to figure out what a notary is before tomorrow's final exam. (laughs)