The Rowdyruff Boys (episode)/Transcript

Narrator: The city of Townsville…
(The sound of a weapon firing is heard, and a crash shakes the camera. Turn quickly down to the street.)
Narrator: …is under attack by Mojo Jojo!
(A car parked at the curb is blasted by a beam from o.c., and Mojo leaps into view, carrying an oversized laser cannon and laughing evilly as he tears Townsville asunder. He destroys a bus as people run screaming away from it, then takes down a building and a statue of the Mayor on horseback. Next, he targets a row of buildings and wipes them out one by one. When the dust clears, we see the girls in flight.)
Narrator: Go, Girls, Go!
(On the ground, Mojo laughs evilly and prepares to fire again, but his aim is thrown off when the girls buzz by him to draw his attention away from causing further damage. He shoots after them. They dodge the blasts, but a near miss for Blossom angers her, and she returns fire with her eye lasers, reducing the cannon to molten sludge in his hands as he stares in disbelief at losing his only weapon. Before he can recover from the shock of being disarmed so quickly, Buttercup nails him a good one.)
Mojo: Curse you— (Bubbles decks him.) —Powerpuff— (He flies toward the camera.) —Girls!
(Blossom delivers the finishing blow, and the screen flashes white. When it clears, Mojo is handcuffed and photographed for his mug shot. His fingerprints are taken, and he is thrown into his prison cell. Now he is dressed in convict stripes. Through all this, his face is frozen in a silent scream. He rushes back to the door just before it is slammed shut and stands there, holding the bars and gibbering angrily.)
(A flash of white, after which we see the skyline in the early evening.)
Narrator: The city of Townsville is under attack!
(Pull back quickly to show the upper section of Mojo’s observatory, now airborne and firing a laser beam from an emitter mounted on its bottom. Smoke rises from the area he has already destroyed. Inside, he works the controls and laughs evilly at his latest attempt to raze Townsville to the ground. Fighter jets roar across the sky, ground-based missile launchers lock into firing position, and tanks roll through the streets. The flying observatory takes note of these threats—we can see Mojo’s eye magnified in the lens of the telescope—and the heavy artillery is brought in: missiles from the jets and launchers, shells from the tanks. He easily blows these out of the sky and lets out an evil laugh within, celebrating his triumph over the military forces called in to shoot him down, but the familiar sound of something flying in and a flash across his display causes him to stop and look nervously at it.)
(Outside, the image of his eye darts about uneasily. Bubbles flies in and does a large semicircle around Mojo’s craft, which rotates to keep the telescope on her, just for Buttercup to arrive on the scene and to hit the end of it, knocking it off balance, and Blossom grabs hold of the emitter. She swings the entire vessel around herself several times as if preparing for a hammer throw, then lets it fly into outer space. Inside, Mojo shakes his fists in defeat.)
Mojo: Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!
(The screen flashes white. When it clears, he is once again cuffed, photographed, fingerprinted, and thrown into his prison cell. This time, once he's upright again, his teeth are clenched in anger.)
(Cut to the city skyline, with something very large visible behind it.)
Narrator: The city of Townsville is under attack!
(Camera turns up to show Mojo at the controls of a large robot with a glass dome for a head. It has long, flexible arms and huge hands. He pushes and kicks several buildings to the ground, attacks a car and a ship, then punches another building into rubble. As before, he laughs evilly at the destruction he has caused, but the sight of the girls flying past him cuts him off and forces him to turn his attention to them again. Blossom dodges a swat and throws a punch at the dome, cracking it. On the ground, Bubbles and Buttercup rip up two telephone poles near the robot’s feet to pull the lines taut. Now Blossom flies up behind the machine and pushes, causing it to stumble over the makeshift tripwire. It crashes to the ground, and the force of the impact propels Mojo through the weak spot in the dome. He rolls to a stop on the pavement.)
(Head-on view of the girls.)
Buttercup: Give it up, Mo-joke!
Bubbles: You will never defeat us. So there! (She blows him a raspberry.)
Blossom: The Powerpuff Girls never lose!
(The screen flashes white and again Mojo is cuffed, photographed, fingerprinted, and thrown into his prison cell. His expression is now one of sullen rage. When he lands in his cell, he does so headfirst. After a moment, once the cell door is slammed shut, he tumbles onto his side. The camera slowly zooms in on his face and rotates to frame him right side up. His eyes go red with fury, and after a few seconds, he snaps. His entire face reddens, and he screeches at the top of his lungs like a wild monkey. First, he pounds and stomps on the floor, then he starts to jump crazily back and forth. Grabbing a tire swing hanging from the ceiling, he batters it with his feet for a while. After he jumps off, he runs to the bars and hangs on to them, still screaming. Zoom in slowly on his open mouth.)
(When the points of his teeth are all we can see, the screen goes black and the racket cuts off. There is a long silence, after which the scene fades into Mojo, hunched in a corner of his cell under the glare of a single light. When he speaks, his voice echoes softly in the silence of the prison, and it is clear he has calmed down from his earlier frenzy of blind rage and regained his more intelligent composure.)
Mojo: Curse those accursed Powerpuff Girls. They always defeat my plans! (Extreme close-up of his anger-reddened eyes, panning across.) I must devise a plan so diabolical, so sinister, it will bring those tiny titans to their knees! (Side view of his face, partially in shadow.) I need to beat them at their own game. (gasping) I need to fight fire with fire! I need— (Close-up.) I need to make a phone call. (laughs evilly)
Inmate: (from outside the cell) Hey! Shut up in there! (Mojo laughs quieter)
(Cut to the exterior of the girls’ house in the afternoon.)
Mojo: (hugging the boys) Ah, my children. (gets socked by a red boy then gets held in the air)
Red Boy: Hands off! Who do you think are anyway, pop?!
Mojo: Why, yes, I am your father! Children!
Blue boy: Hey, we ain't no babies!
Boys: We're the Rowdyruff Boys!
Blue Boy: Boomer!
Red Boy: Brick!
Green Boy: Butch!
Brick: We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Mojo: Oh, no, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt. My butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice.
Boys: Yeah!
Mojo: Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
Boys: Yeah!
Mojo: Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love. The butts you want to kick the butts of the Powerpuff girls and the heroes!
Boys: Let's get 'em!
Mojo: I'd be glad to take you with them if we only had a way out of he-
(Brick picks up Mojo while Boomer and Butch punch a hole in the ceiling as they bust him out of jail.)
Narrator: Boy, oh, boy! Those boys are b-b-bad to the bone!
Pooh Bear: Are you quite all right, Bubbles?
Bubbles: I think so, I--
Brick: Why don't you guys pick on someone your own size?!
(The heroes and the girls gasp.)
Tigger: Who said that?
Brick: I did!
Brock: Who are you guys?
Brick: We're the Rowdyruff boys and we wanna fight!

Brick: Hey, what's wrong with you guys? You're all supposed to start crying when we hit you.
Boomer: Yeah!
Pooh Bear: You boys don't know who you're talking to.
Blossom: Yeah, what are you guys new?
Bubbles: Yeah, we're the Powerpuff girls!
Piglet: We're friends of the Powerpuff girls.
Rabbit: We also back up the girls.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, and the three of us are Pokemon trainers!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Brick: Ha! Pokemon trainers, huh?
Brock: That's right!
Butch: What a stupid name for your pets!
Boomer: Yeah, so what's your little pet gonna do to us, trainer boy? Stare at us with his cute eyes?
Ash Ketchum: Wrong! I'll have my Pikachu fry you boys with his thunderbolt if you don't stop messing with us!
Misty: Yeah, don't you dare call our Pokemon stupid!
Ash Ketchum: You mess with those girls and us, and you guys are gonna lose!!!
Brick: (mockingly) Ooh, now we're really scared.
Buttercup: It takes alot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry.
Brick: Well, then, i guess we'll just have to serve it up!
(The boys smile at each other and explode into action. Brick socks Blossom, but she catches him with a high kick. Boomer has hold of Bubbles and slams her into the ground, but she throws him off and over her shoulders to smash into a building. Blossom and Brick start trading blows again. Now Butch lays into Buttercup. She then grabs his arm and spins him around to throw him against a wall. Again Blossom and Brick square off, but she wins this round by landing a punch that sends him crashing against the masonry.)
(When the dust clears, Brick looks as if he is about to blow every gasket in his head. After a long moment of seething, he snaps. Time for some revenge.)
Brick: Ballistic barrage!
(The boys jump down to ground level and rush toward the girls with their feet pounding like jackhammers as they advance. They leap from building to building, zigzagging down the street, and fly high before dive-bombing their targets. All three girls are subjected to a merciless battering, which does not end until they have been drilled into the pavement. The boys jump out of the way. When the dust clears, we see three very angry girls, ready to return the favor. Now it is their turn for some payback.)
Blossom: (jumping up) Acrobattack!
Mayor: And further more, every Wednesday will be pretzel day.
(The girls and the heroes slam onto the window and slide down out of sight.)
Mayor: Hello, Blossom! Hello, Pooh Bear and Piglet! Uh, goodbye, Blossom, Pooh Bear and Piglet. Hello, Bubbles! Hello, Eeyore! Hello, Rabbit! Hello, Misty! Uh, goodbye, Bubbles, Eeyore, Rabbit and Misty. Hello, Buttercup! Hello, Ash! Hello, Pikachu! Hello, Brock! Uh, goodbye, Buttercup, Ash, Pikachu and Brock. What kind of pretzels do you think the girls and their friends like, the Bavarian or the tiny twists?
Ms. Bellum: Sir, I think the girls and their friends may be in trouble.
Mayor: Whatever makes you say that?
(Outside the girls and the heroes appear lying on the ground while feeling disoriented.)
Buttercup: Where'd they go now?
Tigger; Did we lose those boys?
Blossom: I don't know. But if we keep smashing up Townsville like this I--
Talking Dog: (screams) Powerpuff girls and heroes, look out!
(Boomer throws a school bus of screaming children, Brick throws an airplane of screaming people and Butch throws a ship of sailors at the girls.)
Girls: Uh-oh!
Heroes: Oh, no!
Blossom: Stand back, guys!
(The girls instantly catched the vehicles.)
Citizens: Hurray for the Powerpuff girls! We're saved! Hooray! Hooray!
Blossom: No problem, good citizens. We were happy to-- (they are plowed by the Rowdyruff boys, the talking dog and the heroes are disgusted by the cheap shot)
Talking Dog: Oh!
(The boys celebrate their victory. The heroes and the girls are appalled with the boys are fighting dirty without self-control.)
Blossom: These guys aren't playing fair!
Misty: No kidding. They're fighting dirty!
Rabbit: What nerve!
Buttercup: They're really out to get us!
Brock: Those three boys don't know anything about self-control!
Bubbles: Yeah, and they don't care who get's in their way!
Blossom: We better take this fight out of Townsville before some innocent people get hurt!
Ash Ketchum: Good idea, damage control.
Pikachu: Pika!
Buttercup: Catch us if you can!
Butch: Look at those sissies!
Boomer: Yeah, running like little chickens!
Brick: Let's get them!
(The boys fly after them and Piglet get's scared.)
Piglet: Oh, dear! They're right behind us!
Blossom: We're going to set you guys down first, okay?
Pooh Bear: But, why, Blossom?
Blossom: Because we don't want you to get hurt.
Buttercup: Don't worry, guys. We'll handle those no-good boys.
Bubbles: We'll be fine.
Heroes: Okay.
(The girls set the heroes down to the ground safely then the girls keep on flying from the boys.)
Blossom: Here they come!
(The girls attempt to dodge their punches but then the boys send out the smoke.)
Brick: Kick in the afterburner!
Pooh Bear: What are they doing now?!
Misty: I don't know.
Blossom: Uh-oh. They're gaining fast.
(The boys run into the girls and the smoke caused the girls to cough.)
Butch: Good thing we had those burritos for lunch. (snickers)
Boomer: Yeah, dude!
Brick: Word! Now, let's finish those sissies!
Boomer and Butch: Yeah!
(The Rowdyruff boys deliver a brutal blow to the girls which caused the heroes to react with horror.)
Pooh Bear: Blossom!
Piglet and Misty: Bubbles!
Tigger: Buttercup!
Rabbit and Brock: The boys got the girls!
Ash Ketchum: No!
Pikachu: Pika, pi!
Brick: Say goodbye to your little girlie friends!
(The girls fall to the ground as the heroes and the citizens look on.)
Man: Look up in the sky!
Woman: It's a missle!
Woman 2: It's a bomb!
Man 2: It's a death ray!
Ms. Bellum: It's the girls!
Mayor: (exclaims in horror)
Pooh Bear: Brace yourselves, everybody!
(The girls drop onto the street then a blast of white light radiates up from the street which caused the heroes and the citizens to shield their eyes.)
Mojo: (laughs evilly)
Rowdyruff Boys: (laugh evilly)
Brick: Well, that takes care of them!
Butch: Let's go back to Mojo's pad and celebrate!
(The boys fly off. The heroes and citizens sadly gather around to see what happened to the girls.)
Pooh Bear: Girls, are you all right down there?
(Down there the girls didn't respond.)
Narrator: (sadly) No, no, say it isn't so. It isn't true say anything, girls, but please don't say goodbye.
(The camera pans to Mojo's lair.)
Mojo: Goodbye, powerless girls. Your end has finally come, Your reign of goodness has come to an end, and my reign of evil has just begun! (just then he gets splashed with gatorate by Butch and Boomer and he laughs with the boys) Oh, you, guys.
(We cut back to the heroes and the citizens cry over the girls apparent death. Their tears land on the unconscious girls which caused them to wake up.)
Mayor: We're...oh we're too late.
Pooh Bear: I think it's best we go home now.
Rabbit: Yes, you're right. Come along, everyone.
(Before the heroes can leave Piglet then sees the girls floating up in the air.)
Piglet: (gasps) Wait, guys!
Heroes: Huh?
Piglet: The girls are floating!
Pooh Bear: Oh, thank goodness!
Tigger: (gasps) They're alive!
Eeyore: Hurray, how wonderful.
Mayor: PowerPuff Girls! You're alive!
(The girls land on the ground.)
Blossom: (sadly) Yes, but we lost. We failed you, Townsville.
Buttercup: I guess you won't want us protecting you anymore.
Bubbles: We're sure you'll find better superheroes.
Girls: Goodbye, Townsville.
Ms. Bellum: Girls, girls, wait! We don't want new superheroes. We love you.
Girls: What?
Rabbit: Townsville doesn't really want you girls to leave.
Tigger: You girls didn't do anything wrong.
Pooh Bear: They really need you.
Piglet: Yes, it would be plagued by Mojo if you girls leave.
Misty: It was RowdyRuff Boys' fault, girls. Not yours.
Brock: They're ones who almost got you killed.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we will make sure those boys regret for almost getting you killed.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Ms. Bellum: Your friends have a very good point. Besides, you haven't lost you've just been attacking the problem the wrong angle. Listen, what do boys fear more than anything in the world?
Bubbles: Bugs!
Buttercup: No, Bubbles, that's what you're afraid of.
Misty: (calmly) Yeah, please don't say "Bugs' in front of me, Bubbles. I'm afraid of them too.
Bubbles: Oh, yeah. Sorry, Misty.
Ms. Bellum: Girls, you have what most boys fear most. Instead of fighting try being nice.
Heroes and Girls: Huh?
Ms. Bellum: You know, nice.
Pooh Bear: Yes, of course, Ms. Bellum.
Blossom: I get it. (Bubbles giggles)
Buttercup: (disgusted) Eww, gross.
Mayor: (confused) What are you people talking about?
Piglet: Oh, Ms. Bellum was just giving us a solution.
Mayor: Oh, okay.
Misty: Hey, girls, I have an idea.
(Misty whispers into Blossom's ear.)
Blossom: That's a great idea, Misty. Come on, girls. Let's go get them. (to heroes) This time you guys are coming with us!
Tigger: Oh, boy!
Rabbit: Then, let's go!
(The girls fly with the heroes.)
Ms. Bellum: Good luck, girls.
(We cut to Mojo's lair where the boys and Mojo laughing while toasting and looking at the map planning to take over the whole world. Just then the girls fly up to the window glaring at them briefly which caused the boys to gasp in shock while Mojo did a spit take.)
Rowdyruff Boys: What the?!
Mojo: Get them!
(The boys are about to attack the girls once more but they stopped to see what's going on.)
Rowdyruff Boys: (gasps) What the?

(The girls stand there wearing eye lashes and eyeshadows of purple looking very pretty then they fly up to kiss the Rowdyruff boys which caused them to scream and agony. The heroes shield their eyes as the boys explode.)

Pooh Bear: (sighs) That's the last we seen the boys.

Piglet: I'm so glad they're gone.

Tigger: Those three boys were meanies.

Rabbit: That's right now that those boys are gone they won't be causing anymore trouble ever again.

Ash Ketchum: Ha! So long, Rowdyruff Boys!

Mojo Jojo: Curse you again, Powerpuff girls and heroes! I'll be back! But next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated, and when you're defeated. It is you who will have lost
Ash Ketchum: (dismissively) Yeah, whatever, now pipe down in there!
Rabbit: Yes, not another word from you!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Narrator: You tell 'em, guys! And you heard 'em, Mojo! Now, shut up!
Misty: Well, girls, your kissing to those no-good Rowdyruff boys really did the trick.
Blossom: Yep, I kinda liked kissing.
Bubbles: (giggling) Yeah!
Blossom: How about you, Buttercup?
Buttercup: (disgusted) Blech! (spits)
Tigger: I noticed you're not into kissing.
Buttercup: (groans) Don't remind me.
Blossom, Bubbles and the heroes laugh as Buttecup scowls in annoyance.)
Narrator: Oh, girls, you're growing up so fast. (laughs) Oh!
(The standard shot appears.)
Narrator: So, once again, the day is saved thanks to the PowerPuff Girls.
(The end)