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The Irelanders meets The Incredibles 2/Transcript

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This is the script for The Irelanders meets The Incredibles 2.

[The movie begins with Rick Dicker turning on an interrogation light. He then sits down. Sat in front of him is Tony Rydinger, Violet Parr's boyfriend from the first film]

Rick Dicker: File 82-712. Agent Rick Dicker Interrogating. State your name, please.

[Disney Presents]

Tony Rydinger: Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.

[A Pixar Animation Studios Film]

Rick Dicker: Tell me about the incident.

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Violet Parr: Boys are jerks and superheroes stink.

Bob Parr: Good morning.

Violet Parr: He takes one look at me in that suit and decides to pretend he doesn't know me.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Well, if he really did see you, it's best that he forget. I can't tell you how many memories Dicker's had to erase over the years when someone finds out mine or your mom's identity.

[Bob closes the refrigerator door, but he look Violet Angry)

Violet Parr: It was Dicker! You told him about Tony!

Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Honey....

Violet Parr: You have me erased from Tony's mind!

[She stomps away upstairs in anger]

Connor Lacey: That was shocking.

[Then she comes back with HER Supersuit putting into the sink]

Violet Parr: I hate superheroes and I renounced them!

[She then turns on the sink disposal unit to get rid of it, but it's doesn't work]

Ron Stoppable: Uh, Edna designs those supersuits to be indestructible.

Violet Parr: That's it! I renounced them! Including you, Connor and Ireblanders!

[She tries to bite the supersuit off but it won't rip so she throws it to the wall and stomp up the stairs]

Dash Parr: Is she having adolescence?

Connor Lacey: Well...

[Violet slams the door]

Connor Lacey: Let's not talk about it.

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Evelyn Deavor: (background) Go on phase 2.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Years of mandated hiding and silence has made us bitter! You bring us out into the light only to clean up the messes your lack of discipline creates!

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Your bodies and your character are weak! Your promises are empty and you will pay for it!

Lucius Best/Frozone: We no longer serve you! We serve only us! May the fittest survive! (static)