The House of No Return/Transcript

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Sawyer: So, why do they call it the House of No Return?

Danny: Is it for a joke or something?

Lori: No, years ago, a young couple moved into town. A beautiful young woman and her husband.

Robbie: He built this house, their dream house. A place to raise their child.

Ronald McDonald: Well, looks like he did a pretty good job.

Murray: So, then what happened?

Lori: He made a mistake in the construction of the house, Murray.

Rabbit: Hmm, I see. Can you tell us what happened? I'm very curious.

Lori: Their child broke through a weak spot in the floor.

Robbie: And fell to her death.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

Velma: Jinkies!

Grandma Longneck: Oh, goodness.

Grandpa Longneck: How dreadful.

Brock: I bet the floor must've been bad for someone to fall through.

Nathan: Yeah, the couple were so sad. The slowly went mad. Days, weeks, months went by, and the couple never came outside.

Shaggy: (shutters) Like, wow. That's the creepiest tale I've ever heard.

Lori: It is very creepy, Shaggy. One day, the police came. They entered the house. The couple were dead. Their bodies were taken away and the house was sealed up.

Genie: Probably for a good reason too.

Robbie: Days later, children started disappearing.

Zazu: Disappearing? How so?

Nathan: Some say they were kidnapped. Others say the ghosts of the couple took them.

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo: (shivering)

Lori: But it's probably just an empty old house. So, go ahead Chris.

Greg: Actually, I don't think that's a good idea, Lori. If the floors are weak, Chris could get hurt.

Rabbit: Greg is absolutely right, Chris doesn't need to go home with any scrapes or bruises.