The Crew Builds an Ice Cream Shop (SRKS&MWBwR&C)/Transcript
Opening[edit | edit source]
Wheeler: (reads the title card offscreen) The Crew Builds an Ice Cream Shop.
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Jestah: Come on! We've gotta rob something.
Quizz: Good thing, we're not in Gotham. And not a single Batwheel in sight.
Prank: That moola is mine!
Ducky: Not if I get there first!
(Ducky fires an umbrella and sends Prank flying)
Prank: Aah!
Jestah: Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
(Snowy freeze the umbrella and Prank lands face first then follows the others)
French Narrator: Meanwhile... at the Bark Yard.
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Red: OH, I am so hot. Not to mention a little windy.
Silver: Yeah, it's so hot out you can literally cook an egg on the sidewalk.
Red: I hate that phrase.
Rani: What phrase?
Amy:
Tails: Sunny Side, coming right up.
Leonard: Scrambled, please.
Garry:
Ice Cream Shop Idea[edit | edit source]
Building an Ice Cream Shop[edit | edit source]
Red: Okay, team. Here's our construction site.
Stolen Ice Cream Scoop[edit | edit source]
Jestah: Well, well, well. Looks like I found a pretty interesting crime.
Sonic: Jestah?! (and she left) After her!
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Chuck: Oh, this is so eas-- (screams)
(our heroes got splatted with pies)
Prank: (in Singe's voice) Heroes give me such a headache.
Red: Prank?!
(and he left with Jestah)
Jestah: Nice one.
Prank: Why thank you.
Jestah: Hey, you! Get over here. Oh! I know what it is. You're afraid because I'm... a big, bad, villain? Well, I'm not surprised. I am the only girl of the group. Name's Jestah. Isn't that right, Prank?
Prank: (in Mr. Snake's voice) Yep.
Jestah: Say hello to Prank! King of tricks, pie throwing expert, kinda guy that tells you the glass is half empty then steal it from you.
Prank: Well, isn't this just a barrel of laughs.
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Jestah: Watch this. 5, 4, 3, 2...
Ducky: Wah-wah!
(he fires an umbrella)
Kion: Ducky?!
(the traffic lights go berserk)
Jestah: And this is Ducky. Some kind of submarine, boat or whatever he is. He can put the "quack" in fun. Nice job, Duck.
Ducky: Eh, I'd rather called it a success if you ask me.
Prank: Oh yeah? Says who?!
Jestah: Shut up and keep moving.
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Steven: Snowy?!
Snowy: Sorry, guys. (and he freezes our heroes) Well, I made a direct hit.
Jestah: And this is Snowy. I don't know why he's one of us, but in a group like this one, what choice does anyone have?
Ducky: Get off Big Tuna! Can't you give a guy his space?!
Snowy: Sorry. My bad.
Jestah: And rounding out the crew...
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Mr. Wolf: Quizz?!
Quizz: Incoming!
(our heroes scream as they're surrounded by bees)
Jestah: ...Is Quizz. He's a brainy loose cannon with a short fuse. Willing to confuse anyone like ANYONE. He's brave, he's fearless. Eh, who am I kidding he's a nerd!
Quizz: Hasta la Pasta, Chumps!
Prank: Uh, Quizz?
Ducky: Have we forgotten something?
Quizz: (in Squidward's voice) What?
Snowy: The whip cream! You know...
Quizz: What? Me, forget?! Pfft! No way! (farts)
Jestah: (in Ms. Tarantula's voice) You know you fart gunk when you lie, right?
Quizz: (in Mr. Piranha's voice) What? No, I fart when I'm nervous!
Jestah: (in Ms. Tarantula's voice) Yeah, nervous about lying!
Quizz: (in Mr. Piranha's voice) Eh, sorry!
(farts and the gunk falls on our heroes)
Jestah: So, what if they're weird. That's something everyone's gonna get used to. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? NOPE! Fellas, cool turn pose!
(and they made turn in slow motion as they lost the Freedom Fighters and Construction pups)
Prank: Dude, we did it!
Snowy: As a team!
Ducky: We've stole some Ice Cream! Wah-wah!
Quizz: Yum!
Jestah: I'm proud of ya. Now, let's get home and bash this thing open.
French Narrator: Twenty Minutes Later.
Jestah: Why did I ever think ice cream was such a good idea? So, how many scoops should we have?
Prank: I say 10!
Ducky: Oh, that's terrible. How about 40?
Quizz: Is that the best you can do? How about 60?
Snowy: (gasps) 300!
Voice: Ha-ha. How about one scoop?
Jestah: Thank you, Prank. Geez, why didn't I think of that?
Prank: That wasn't me.
Jestah: Then, who... (toink) (in Rainbow Dash's voice) Uh-oh.
Prank: (in Woody's voice) RUN!!!!
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Rubble: Sonic, you guys go after the van. Charger, your team go after the snowcrawler. Mix, you guys deal with that Ducky. Red, your team catch that chopper. Wheeler, get ready to catch.