Editing The Big Barnyard Broadcast/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
(At Mrs. Beady's house)
* '''Camera Man:''' We go live in three minutes.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh Goraldo, I'm so excited, do I look alright?
* '''Goraldo:''' Goregous. (whispers) Make-up. (Places clown make-up on her face)
(Outside the house, Pip finished plugging into the van)
* '''Pip:''' Mighty Mouse to Papa Cow, we're hooked up and ready to go.
* '''Otis:''' Copy that, Mighty Mouse.
* '''Pip:''' You know, I'm right next to the house, I could probably steal the tape.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, (static) You're breaking up (static), Gotta go. (throws radio) This is it, people, Make me proud.
* -Yes sir.

(Back at Beady's House)
* '''Goraldo:''' Tonight on "The Goraldo Factor", do animals walk and talk and kids does the most out-random things? Local Resident Nora Beady says yes. Let's go right to her shocking video.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' With Pleasure, Goraldo.

(Otis shuts off the power to Goraldo news)
* '''Farmer:''' Hey, what happened to Goraldo?
* '''Abby:''' (voice) "The Goraldo Factor" will not be seen tonight. Instead please join us with "The Slobbering Gourmets" with your host Freddy and Peck.
* '''Peck:''' Hey everybody. Summer just around the corner and you know what that means.
* '''Freddy:''' Fat tourists crowding our nation's water parks?
* '''Peck:''' (laughs) No. Light refreshing summer salads.
* '''Freddy:''' Mmmm-mmm. Sounds scrumptious. What do we need Peck?
* '''Peck:''' Simply toss in fresh strawberries.
* '''Freddy:''' Uh oh. Out of strawberries.
* '''Peck:''' No strawberries? No problem. Simply use a common substition. Like raspberries, kiwis..
* '''Freddy:''' Or your best friend.
* '''Peck:''' Wha-?
* '''Freddy:''' Simply take your best friend and simply coat him in a mist of olive oil. Add flour
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(Peck sneezes)
* '''Freddy:''' And pound him with a mallet until tender. (started whacking Peck)
* -Otis are you sure this is ok to be put on television?
* '''Otis:''' Are you kidding? This is great. The cooking will bring the stay-at-home moms and the pounding will attract bullies 6-to 12.
* '''Freddy:''' Next toss your friend into the salad bowl. Or if you hate salad, like I do, Just place him into your gullet. (eats Peck) Mmmm. That's good salad.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Freddy, spit him out right now!!!
* '''Freddy:''' Will be right back after these messages.
* -Come back here!
* '''Freddy:''' Get away! My salad! Mine!
* -So what do we do now?
* -Go with our hospital sketch.
(At Mrs.Beady's House, she shows the tape to Goraldo)
* '''Goraldo:''' There it is viewers. Barn animals walking upright and talking trash and kids doing outrageous things possible.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' The rooster and the ferret are best friends, Goraldo. The green and pink haired ones are married. The girl cow is kind of fresh if you ask me. And don't get me started on the wise-cracking mouse.
* '''Goraldo:''' By my lush and corpulent mustache, this is astounding.
* '''Cameraman:''' Uh, guys, it's the network, they say we're not on the air.
* '''Mrs. Beady and Goraldo:''' What?
(They checked outside and sees the cord)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' It's those animals and kids, Goraldo. They've been sabotaging this broadcast.
(Back at the Barnyard, the gang finishes up their hospital sketch)
* -All right, now what's the next case
* -He's right here, Dr. ()
* -Of course. What's this ferret here for?
* -A stomach ache, Dr. ()
* -Stomach ache, check. (whacks Freddy) There, now that should ache for some time
* -Uh, he's also here for a sore throat.
* -Easy.
* '''Freddy:''' WAIT!!! I got a sore throat. I want it to go away
* -Oh why didn't you say so? Open up your mouth. (looks inside Freddy's mouth) I see the problem immediately
* -What is it, Dr. ()
* -This ferret got a rooster in his throat.
* -Don't you mean, frog in his throat?
* -Not this time. (pulls Peck's head out)
* '''Peck:''' What happen?
* '''Narrator:''' So Dr. () has found a patient with a case of ingrown rooster. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. () say...
* -Ah, let's clean up around here; This operation room is a mess
* '''Peck:''' That's nothing. You should see it in here.
* -Abby, starting pulling Peck out of Freddy.
* '''Otis:''' (laughs) that is classic.
(Suddenly the TV goes static)
* -Hey what's going on?
* '''Goraldo:''' We've had some technical difficulties, but we're back with "The Goraldo Factor."
* '''Otis:''' What, what happened, we still haven't done our ice-skating detective sitcom.
* '''Lola:''' And I'm been practicing all day.
* '''Pip:''' Otis, forget that, they're back on the air. We gotta get over there and get that tape before they play it.
* -What do we do?
* -There's got to be a way.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' The only way they don't show the video if they have TV repair problems.
* '''Otis:''' You just give me a idea. Pip, get me the master of disguise.
* '''Pip:''' Not the master of disguise.
* '''Otis:''' I said the master of disguise.
* -Who's the master of disguise?
(Back at the Mrs. Beady's)
* '''Goraldo: '''Nora, you talking animal tape.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' It's rewound and ready to go, Goraldo. (Suddenly the Doorbell rings) Now what? (answers the door and it was Pig in a repair man costume)

* '''Pig:''' Hello, I'm a tv repair pig, uh, man. I came down as soon as I could.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Wha--I didn't call a TV Reapairman
* '''Pig:''' Trust me, I'm a professional.
* '''Goraldo:''' Sir, we're in the middle of a live broadcast.
* '''Pig:''' Relax, this'll only take a minute. Now let's see what we got here.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Ugh. Come on.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, well, here's your problem.There's a shocking videotape stuck in here. (takes it) I'm gonna have to take this down to the shop and completely erase it. So you have a great day. (suddenly gets shot in with a dart)
* '''Goraldo:''' Luckily, a good reporter always carries an emergency supply of tranquilizer darts.
* '''Pig:''' (Mumbles) Send you my bill.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (grabs the tape) Good work, Goraldo. He was in league with them, but the final victory will be ours my handsome, glistening, mustachioed warrior. (lost in his mustache again)
(Back with others)
* '''Goraldo:''' Just put the tape in.
* '''Tigger:''' He didn't make it!
* '''Pip:''' Ok, now we're officially hosed.
* '''Otis:''' No, we're not, because Goraldo just made a mistake. He made this personal.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wasn't it already personal?
* '''Otis:''' Well, yeah, but now it's slightly more personal.
* '''Pip:''' Got you.