Editing The Big Barnyard Broadcast/Transcript (section)

== The Beginning ==
(The scene begins with Mrs. Beady watching The Goraldo Factor)
* '''Goraldo (TV):''' Tonight on "''The Goraldo Factor''". Are aliens raiding your refrigerator? The answer may surprise you.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, Goraldo, I could lose myself in your mustache.

(Suddenly the TV changes to the Tapeworms)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' What in the...?

(Then the TV changes to Wheel of Noodles)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Why is it doing that, Where is my channel clicker?

(Outside the house, Otis is messing the TV with the remote)
* '''Otis:''' (laughs) I love watching TV at Mrs. Beady's house. Oh, hey, hey who's up for "''Haywatch''"?
* '''Pip:''' Not me, me and Scruffy want to watch "''The Amazing Rat Race.''"
* '''Scruffy:''' I heard Rizzo the Rat is going up against Jerry this week.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, but the "''Sweaty Chef''" is on.
* '''Timmy:''' No way. "''Maho Mushi''" is on.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Forget it. There about to show "''Rainbow Rocks"''.
* '''Pooh:''' I want to see the the Bee Movie. It reminds me of honey.
* Lincoln: Sorry Pooh. But it's time for AARGH!
* Lucy: (takes remote) You mean Vampires of Melancholia.
* Lola: You mean Prison Pagents.
* '''Freddy:''' What about Goraldo's exciting exposé?
* Luan: You guys can't be "remote"-ly serious. (laughs) But really, I want to watch the Circus channel.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, those shows are a festival of stink. You clearly don't have my discerning eye for quality TV, now let me choose.
* '''Abby:''' Denied... (steals the remote) Oh-ooh-ooh.
* '''Wanda:''' In your face, Otis.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, oh, you want to play Keep Away? I'm the kaiser of Keep Away.

(Everyone plays Keep Away)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' What is going on out there. (sees the gang) It's those talking animals and those crazy children, right in my backyard. What do I do?
* '''Goraldo (TV):''' Remember, if you have shocking video tape call our shocking video hotline, do it now.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, come on, I'm missing "''Spiel or No Spiel''."
* '''Pig:''' Oh, forget it Otis, you'll never get this thing back.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, I guess your right, Pig... Oh, look over there, it's a magical unicorn!
* '''Pig:''' What, where?
* '''Otis:''' (tackles Pig and grabs the remote) Ha, I got it!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' And I've got you..on videotape.
* '''All:''' (gasped)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' And when the world sees this tape on the Goraldo Show, everyone will finally know that I'm... not... crazy. [Laughs] I'm not a, you know, nut-roll I'm not a cuckee-cococo-coco. (locks numerous locks on her door)

* '''Freddy:''' She's going to expose us on Goraldo.
* '''Timmy:''' Not Good!
* '''Abby:''' We're doomed.
* '''Pig:''' There is no unicorn, is there?
* '''Rabbit:''' (moans)

(Back at the Barnyard)
* '''Bessie:''' Nice going, dumdumb. 'Cause of you, we're all gonna have to move to the Yukon.
* '''Freddy:''' I can't move to the Yukon. I'll be devoured by grizzly bears.
* -I don't the grizzles will eat ferrets like you.
* '''Pip:''' Besides, the wolverines will probably get you first.
* '''Otis:''' Good point.
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, still, I hate moving.
* -Me too.
* '''Timmy:''' Plus, if everyone will know that fairies does exist, and I'll lose Cosmo and Wanda forever.
* '''Cosmo:''' We're gonna need more diapers. 3,2,1. (checks his) Yep. We need more diapers.
* '''Otis:''' Relax, do you seriously think Mrs. Beady's tape is gonna to end up on television?
* '''Pip:''' We got a news van.
* -Whose van is it?
* '''Pip:''' (sees it's Goraldo's van and gasps) It's Goraldo.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh dear.
* '''Tigger:''' Uh oh.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, milk me.
(At Mrs. Beady's House)
* '''Goraldo:''' Nora Beady?
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (Lost by looking at his mustache)
* '''Goraldo:''' I came as soon as you called. This could be the greatest story of my career.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, Goraldo, Your mustache is even more luxuiruis in person.
* '''Goraldo:''' I'm fully aware of that. Let's step up, we go live in one hour.
(Back at the Barnyard)
* -What's he's saying?
* '''Pip:''' He says they're going live in one hour.
* -You can read lips?
* '''Pip:''' Of course, also, I have a hidden microphone in her geranium.
* -Nice work.
* '''Otis:''' Well, there's no way were gonna be exposed by some hairy-lipped hack. I swear on all that's rich and creamy, his show will not go on.
* '''Wanda:''' And do you have a plan?
* '''Otis:''' No, I do not!
(A few seconds later)
* '''Otis:''' I've since thought of a plan.
* '''Pip:''' We steal the tape back?
* -We start packing?
* '''Otis:''' No, better. (pulls out chart) By plugging into Goraldo's news van, we can pirate his signal. He'll think he's on the air ,but he will be wrong.
* -So, if he's not on the air--?
* -What will be on?
* '''Otis:''' (pulls the curtain and reveals and TV set) We'll do our own TV show. We'll stop Mrs. Beady and fulfill our dreams of being big time TV producers.
* '''Tigger:''' What a fantasical idea!
* '''Pip:''' Uh, couldn't we just sneak into her house and steal the tape?
* '''Otis:''' See, that's the attitude that's kept you from being a big time TV producer.
* '''Bessie:''' May I remind you, that we're supposed to be staying off videotape?
* -How are we gonna pull that off?
* '''Otis:''' We'll be in disguise, it can't fail.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I guess it can work.
* '''Pip:''' Or we could just sneak into her house and steal the tape.
* '''Otis:''' I'm much to excited to hear you. Now, let's move people, we got a show to produce.