That Stinking Feeling/Transcript
(In the desert. The gang is flying to the Forbidden Oasis to rescue Uncouthma.)
Aladdin: (to Iago) I can't believe you would use Uncouthma this way.
Jasmine: (to Iago) How could you?
Genie: (using his eyes as binoculars) Yeah, that's their job.
Misty: You know Genie is right. You two DID used him. To get back at each other!
Jasmine: What are you talking about?
Misty: You used Uncouthma just to make Aladdin jealous because he never ask you about Marketplace day! And you Aladdin did use him for trying to prevent him from losing Jasmine because you got the wrong idea from Iago!
Iago: Hey!
Misty: (to Aladdin and Jasmine) If you hadn't been fighting, this never would've happened! You only have yourselves to blame!
(Aladdin and Jasmine feel terrible.)
Aladdin: (sighs) Misty's right. We both used him.
Aladdin and Jasmine: I'm sorry.
Misty: I just hope you learned your lesson.
Fluttershy: Now, now, Misty. I think they learned their lesson. There's no need to be hard on them.
Rabbit: Right, all that matters is we find Uncouthma before he gets into any trouble.
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Uncouthma: The people of Odieferious expect me to return with a bride.
Jasmine: (sigh) Prince Uncouthma. I used you just to make Aladdin mad.
Aladdin: You deserve better, big guy. We're both sorry.
Uncouthma: Enough of apologies. We are friends, flimsy folk! (Uncouthma's yak grunts) You are right, faithful yak. It is time. I must return home. Brideless and cheeseless.
Aladdin: Are you kidding? You defeated a giant in battle! You're a hero!
(Genie turns himself into three cheerleaders who cheer and swoon over Uncouthma.)
Genie: Isn't he just so barbaric?
Jasmine: I bet the girls in Odiferous love a hero!
Uncouthma: But my people will need proof of such a fabulous tale.
Aladdin: Well, take the gold ring as a trophy.
(Iago and Abu are pushing the ring away.)
Iago: Not this! I'll send you the newspaper clippings.
(Iago and Abu continues to push until Uncouthma picks up the ring causing the two of them to fall on their face. Abu screeches a bit at Uncouthma.)
Uncouthma: (examining the ring) Hmm, I have no need of this.
(Abu and Iago display huge smiles.)
Uncouthma: Oh, but my yak needs a new collar.
(Abu and Iago look on in disbelief as Uncouthma tosses the golden ring around his yak's neck. He heads over to the yak and mounts it to leave.)
Genie: (to Carpet) Next year, all the yaks will be wearing those.
(Aladdin and Jasmine wave good-bye to Uncouthma as he rides off into the desert.)
Uncouthma: Farewell, petite friends! The sweet scent of Odiferous beckons me home!
Iago: A yak! We lost our fortune to a yak! That's what I get for teaming up with a monkey!
Misty: (seeing Iago upset) Well, Iago that's what happens when you and Abu took Carpet here without Aladdin's permission. I just hope you two will learn your lesson.
Aisling (to Iago and Abu): But as Punishment, you two will have to walk to the Palace without Carpet, and don't even think about sneaking into the royal treasury, or the contrary you'll have to put shackles and chains on you.
Iago: you've gotta be Joking!
Aisling: Do you see me laughing?
Jasmine: They're not the only ones Girls. You were right about one thing. Taking advantage of Uncouthma causes too much trouble. Guess I got carried away.
Aladdin: I believe we both learn that we must never take advantage of someone who gets mad at each other.
Rabbit: I think we all did.
Simba: We all get angry at each other sometimes Jasmine. But you and Aladdin did put anger aside to help a new friend tonight.
Misty: I'm glad you two are starting to get along. Because you two are meant for each other. And Aladdin next time on another marketplace day. Just try not to take Jasmine for granted. All you need to do is ask.
Aladdin: I'll keep that in mind.
Ash Ketchum: I think we all learned our friendship lesson tonight.
Aisling: Not everyone, Ash.
(Iago pushes Abu, and Abu pushes Iago back and starts to screech.)
Iago: Oh, why don't you learn how to speak English?! What are you talking about?!