That's Not My Baby/Transcript
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Bubbles: I mean how hard can it be? We're superheroes!
(The baby cries as the girls and the heroes are pondering.)
Pooh Bear: It looks the baby wants something.
Bubbles: Is it broken?
Misty: No, don't be silly, Bubbles. Babies can't be broken.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, it's not a toy.
Brock: It's only a living thing.
Tigger: The little one must be hungry.
Rabbit: You're right, Tigger.
Buttercup: What do they even eat?
Bubbles: I know just the thing.
Piglet: What's that, Bubbles?
Bubbles: Veggie burger!
Misty: Oh, Bubbles, babies can't chew on food, silly.
Buttercup: Yeah, babies don't have teeth, stupid. He can't chew a veggie burger.
Pooh Bear: Babies are supposed to eat something soft.
(Bubbles chews up the veggie burger.)
Bubbles: That's why I chewed up for him.
(Bubbles unloads the chewed up burger into the crying babies mouth.)
Blossom and Buttercup: Bubbles!
Tigger: Yuck!
Ash Ketchum: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Blossom: That is so gross!
Bubbles: Birds do it, and they're not gross.
Buttercup: (groans in disgust) They eat worms.
MIsty: (alarmed) Worms?!
Buttercup: Hey, relax, Misty. We're not bringing any worms in the house.
Blossom: Okay, let's think of something thats already soft. (gets an idea) How about chilli?
Heroes: Chilli?!
Pikachu: Pika?!
Tigger: Say, isn't that the same monster from yesterday?
Piglet: Yeah, and it looks a little bit like Fred.
Buttercup: I say let's go sock it in the face!
Brock: Hold it, Buttercup. Look.
Bubbles: It looks sad.
Female monster: My baby!
Blossom: Nice try, Monster, but this baby doesn't look anything like you. See? (gasps upon seeing the baby skin) He melted!
Buttercup: Ho, ho! Yes!
Heroes: BUTTERCUP!
Buttercup: What?!
Misty: Where are your manners?!
Female monster: (laughs) No, he didn't melt. (reveals that the baby is literally a baby monster with wings) He just molted. That form you saw him in was just an ugly larva stage.
Girls and Heroes: (disgusted as a grossed-out Blossom throws away the molted baby skin) EWW!!!
Female monster: He's mommy's little terror. Hmm?
Baby monster: (coos)
Blossom: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Ash Ketchum: You said it.
Misty: Uh-huh.
Brock: Yep.
Pooh Bear and friends: (chatter in agreement)
(The female monster and the baby monster then go home together, wrecking a car by accident.)
Man: Hey, watch it!
Buttercup: She can't do that! (gets halted by Blossom) Hey!
Blossom: Let it go, Buttercup. That baby is punishment enough.
(They all agree and decide to let them go.)
Narrator: And so once again, the diaper is changed...(the day is saved!) Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whew, hold the chili.