Sonic, Red, Kion and Steven Universe Meets Shrek The Third/Transcript

this is the transcript of Sonic, Red, Kion and Steven Universe Meets Shrek The Third

The King's Death

King Harold: I'm dying!

Finding Arthur

Sisu:

Tails:

Knuckles:

Mushu:

Prince Charming teams up with Sledge and His Crew

Sledge:

Pretty Bird (Sledge and the villains' version)

Misty:

Sledge: (in Nigel's voice)

I was striking suave, ambitious, feet to beak, so birdi-licious Now I'm vile, I am villainous, and vicious - Oh, and malicious.

I had it all, a TV show - women too! I was tall, over one foot two! Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes, That's why I am so evil, Why I do what I do.

[He was a superstar...!] So young and vital [He’s nasty...!] A South American Idol! [He's a suspicious bird...!] Who said that about me? [A very vicious bird...!] I'll have you rotisseried!

I'm a feathery freak With a beak, A bird murderer You think you're badder than me? I've never heard of ya! I'm evil! I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls!

(whisper) It was him...

[He's a nasty bird...!] I'm invincible [He's ghastly...!] I'm unminceable I'm unwashable Unrinseable Like an abandoned school, I have no principle!

All of you Brazilian birds... All 80 million birds...! I'll tell you what I'm going to do... I'm going to make you...

Prince Charming: (in Nigel's voice) Shut up now, shut up! It's just me.

I will make you ugly… too…

Sledge: Sweet nightmares.

Changing Bodies

Mushu: (in Bunga's body) Man, I haven't been on a trip like that since college.

Tails: Uh, Mushu?

Mushu: (in Bunga's body) What? Is there something in my teeth?

Zipp: No. It's just...

Red: (in Pacha's voice) You don't... look like yourself.

Mushu: (in Bunga's body) What do you mean? I feel fine!

Sonic: (in Pacha's voice) Uh, um... Do this.

Mushu: (in Bunga's body) (in Kuzco's voice) What is this some kind of little game you country folk to... (gasps) It can't be!

Sisu (in Cruz's Body)

Cruz (in Silver's body)

Final Battle

Puss: (in Donkey's body)

Chuck: (in Mushu's body) You heard us.

Mushu: (in Bunga's body) You've embarrassed us enough!

Cruz: (in Silver's body)

Bunga: (in Chuck's body) On the bright side, these legs do feel comfy.

Sisu: (in Cruz's body) And the wheels did got some getting use to.

Donkey: (in Puss' body) And I have been enjoying these "cat baths".

Puss: (in Donkey's body) Please say you didn't.

Ending

Sisu: You got Hoodwinked dude!

Mushu: Hoodwinked dude! You got Hoodwinked dude!

Sisu: Yeah, you know it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, you know it!

Mushu: You got Hoodwinked dude!