Editing Sonic, Red, Kion and Steven Universe Meets Shrek/Transcript

This is the transcript of [[Sonic, Red, Kion and Steven Universe Meets Shrek]]

== Join Us After the Program ==

Mushu: Stay tuned for more fun.

Sisu: After the movie.

==Prologue==
{The film opens with Shadow looking at the horizon} 

Shadow: (v.o) Shadow the Hedgehog. It's the only thing that used to haunt me. Until I met Black Doom an alien that haunts my memory. And his plan was foiled because of me. But I have been wondering am I still destined to protect the Earth or in the name of Maria? 

[then his thoughts were rudely interrupted by...] 

Sonic: (in Emmet's voice) Yo, Shadow! 

Shadow: Oh brother. What is it, Sonic? 

Sonic: Well, I was wondering. You know everybody loves birthdays. (in Mr. Wolf's voice) You get decorations, you get balloons, you get parties and cake! 

Shadow: (in Mr. Snake's voice) Look. I don't need presents, I don't want decorations and I'm- I'm not a cake guy. 

Sonic: (in Mr. Wolf's voice) Seriously, though. You don't like cake? Name one food better than cake. 

Shadow: (in Patrick's voice) Pizza. 

Sonic: (in Mr. Wolf's voice) Ugh! Again with the "Pizza". I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a pizza and a chili dog. 

Shadow: Uh, yeah. I would. Now, would you please shut up? 

Sonic: Alright, fine. Consider it shut up. It's shut. It's turned off. 

Shadow: Good. Now, why are you really here? 

Sonic: I'm glad you asked. Cause the answer's right here in front of us. 

[their friends jumped out of the table] 

Everyone: Surprise! 

Chuck: Happy Birthday, Shadow! 

Bunga: Merry Christmas! 

Shadow: (sarcastically) Whoopee. 

Sonic: Alright, Mushu. You're up. 

Mushu: Ooooooh 

Mushu, Sisu, Leonard and Cruz: Happy Birthday to you! You live in a zoo; you like a monkey. 

Leonard: And!

All: You smell like one too!

(Meanwhile)

Donkey Kong: (spits in surprise) (in Mason's voice) I say!

(Back to the heroes) 

Rani: Okay, Shadow. Time to make a wish.

(Shadow just blows out the candle)

Sonic: (in Mr. Wolf's voice) Shadow, come on. At least, make a toast.

[and everyone else encourages him to do it]

Shadow: (in Mr. Snake's voice) Okay, okay! Alright, a toast. Fine! I've made a lot of enemies in my time. I mean a lot. But out of all the people in the world. I hate you guys the least.

Sunny: (in Gadget's voice) (laughs) Shadow.

Everyone else: Awww!

Sonic: To Shadow and his 71st birthday.

Everyone: (cheers in celebration and clang their cups)

Tails: Look this way everybody. Closer.

Cosmo: Smile.

(and our heroes took their picture)

Steven Universe: Look at those dimples.

Red: (in SpongeBob's voice) Don't remind me.

Kion: Happy Birthday, Shadow.

Shadow: Alright, fellas. Dig in.

(and he walks away leaving some of our heroes fought over just for a piece)

Leonard: Oh, come on!

Fuli: Seriously?!

Courtney: Oh, that is so gross.

Ono: (in Mr. Shark's voice) That was our lunch!

Mushu: (in Mr. Piranha's voice) You snooze you lose.

Sisu: (chuckles)

Sunny: Nice one. 

Amy: (In Twilight's voice) Izzy!

Izzy: (in Pinkie Pie's voice) Oops!

Cosmo The Seedrian:

Pipp: (in Chloe's voice) Ridculous Utterly Ridculous

Bomb:

Peridot:

Jasper:

Sticks:

Hitch: 

Zeta:

Takato:

Sunny:

Renamon:

Fuli:

Zeta:

Sonic:

Tails: 

Rika:

Rani:

Janja:

Mighty Eagle:

Shadow:

Cosmo;



==Opening==
[The film opens with a light shining on a book which opens by itself]

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the Dragon's Keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss.

[An ogre named Shrek rips a page out of the book and closes it]

Shrek: (through laughter) Yeah. Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of...

[We cut to an outhouse where the sound of a toilet flushing can be heard. Shrek bursts out of the doorway and stretches as All Star begins playing in the background. He shakes a piece of paper of his foot then stands smiling at his tree stump home standing tall and proud in the sun. Shrek walks over to it, closing the outhouse door behind him. He then scoops up some mud in a bucket which green tainted water forms the title "Sonic, Red, Kion and Steven Universe Meet Shrek". Shrek puts his clothes and the bucket on tree branches before pulling a rope which makes the bucket tip the mud onto him like a shower. He gurgles and spits the mud out onto the ground revealing his voice actor's name "Mike Myers". Next, Shrek takes a bug out of a cup and squirts green gel from it on a bone like a toothbrush with toothpaste. Shrek brushes his teeth, leaving green bubbles on them whilst smiling into a mirror, which shatters and falls apart revealing another voice actor's named "Eddie Murphy". Shrek jumps in a pond and farts in it, producing bubbles. A dead fish pops up on the surface of the water and he picks it up as the green moss in the water forms another voice actor's named "Cameron Diaz". Mud pours out of a log, having been pushed by Shrek, who pokes his head out. He sees a slug and picks it up as tiny white worms for another voice actor's name "John Lithgow" before dispersing. Later, Shrek paints a sign with a brush before picking it up and kissing it, getting red paint on his mouth, making him look as if he has lipstick. He puts the sign which says "Beware Ogre" with a picture of his face on it before walking away. Meanwhile, a group of villagers burst out of a pub. One of them draws a picture of Shrek's head with a circle around it and arrows pointing to it in the dirt. The villagers proceed to grab pitchforks and torches while Shrek grabs a spoon and eats an eyeball with it. As morning turns to evening, the villagers make their way towards Shrek's swamp. Shrek lights a match and burps the flames into the fireplace, lighting it. The mob lights a few more torches as it is now nighttime then carry on. Shrek eats something sludgy before resting back in an armchair. The mob makes their way into the swamp, knocking over Shrek's "Keep Out" signs as they go. Shrek hears them and walks over to the window. He sees the mob approaching and heads outside. The mob continue making their way into the swamp, unaware that Shrek is following them from behind. One of the mob members moves some grass aside to reveal Shrek's home]

Man 1: Think it's in there?

==Team Sonic Meets Donkey/Shrek's Home==

Donkey: Hey I Can Fly!

Red: He Can Fly!

Cruz: He Can Fly!

Royal Guard: He Can Talk!

Donkey: That's right, fool! Now, I'm a flying talking donkey! You might see a house fly. Maybe even a super fly.



Guilmon: 

Takato:

Anga:

Hitch:

Sonic: Everybody, RUN!!!!

Red: (In King Julien's Voice) Run for your Lives!

Sticks: Let's get out of here!

(and they ran out of there)







Shadow: I would run if I were you.

Sunny:

Shrek: Oh really? Him and what army?

(???)

Red: (in Skipper's voice) (???) Up high! Down low! Too slow! (slaps at Leonard)



==Invaders==
Mushu: (in Donkey's voice) Hey, don't look at us.

Sisu: We didn't invite them.

Pinocchio: Oh, gosh, no one invited us.

Shrek: What?!

Pinocchio: We're 'forced' to come here.

Shrek: By who?

Little Pig 3: Lord Farquaad. He huffed und he puffed und he…signed an eviction notice.

Shrek: (''heavy sigh'') All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?

Donkey: Oh, I do! I know where he is!

Shadow: (in Shrek's voice) Does anyone else know where to find him?

Shrek: Anyone at all?

==The Villains Talk==
Lord Farquaad: That's enough.

Black Doom: He's ready to talk.

==The gang arrives at DuLoc==
Donkey: Wow. 

Bunga: Let's do that again!

Cruz:

Fuli: Really?

Shrek:

Red: Absolutely not!

Bomb:


Debbie:

Zeta:

Izzy:



(????)










Lord Farquaad: Brave knights...

Some of our heroes: (humming Welcome to Duloc)

Shadow: Alright, you guys are goin' the right way for a smacked bottom.

Shrek: You heard the hedgehog.

Donkey: Sorry about that. 

Red:

Zipp:

Pipp:

Zipp:

Hitch:

Amy:

Sticks:

Garnet:

Pearl:

Lapis:


























Lord Farquaad:

(???)

Lord Farquaad:

(???)

Lord Farquaad: 

Shrek:

Pipp and Donkey: What?

(???)

Lord Farquaad:

Shrek: Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on, now. Can't we just settle this over a pint?

(???)

Shadow: No? Alright then... (jumps onto a motorcycle) Come on!


(???)

Sisu: (???'s voice)









==Ogres are like onions/Crossing the Bridge==

Hitch: What kind of "quest"?

{Later}

Mushu: Okay, let me get this straight: We're gonna go fight a dragon... no offense.

Sisu: Non taking.

Bunga: And rescue a princess.

Chuck: Just so Farquaad ''and'' Robotnik will give you back the swamp.

Donkey: Which you only don't have cause he filled it with freaks in the first place. Is that about, right?

Shrek: You know, maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

Sonic: I don't get it Shrek. Why don't you just pour some of that ogre stuff on him. You know, throttle him. Lay seize his fortress.

Bomb: Grind his bones to make you bread.

Anga: You know, the whole ogre trip.

Izzy: Or maybe shave his liver.

Zeta: Squeeze that jelly from his eyes and put it on your toast.

Shrek: Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village… and put their heads on a plate, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?

Most of everyone else: Uh, no, not really, no.

Shrek: For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.

Red, Beshte and Donkey: Example?

Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.

(he holds out his onion)

Mushu: (sniffs the onion) Man, they stink.

Shrek: Yes-- No!

Sisu: Oh, they make you cry?

Shrek: No!

Donkey: Oh, you leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.

Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

(he heaves a sigh and then walks off)

Bunga: (''trailing after Shrek'') Oh, you both have ''layers.'' Oh. (sniffs the onion) You know, not everybody likes onions.

Zipp: Cake! Everybody loves cakes!

Tails: Cakes have layers.

Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. are not. like cakes.

(continues walking)

Donkey: You know what else everybody likes parfait.

Mushu: Have you ever met a person you say let's get some parfait they say no I don't no parfait.

Donkey and Mushu: Parfait is delicious.

Shrek:

Donkey:

Shadow: You know what. I much prefer the humming out of you.

Hitch:


Chuck: Does somebody have a tissue? I'm starting to make a mess. Just the word parfait made me start slobbering.
==The Dragon==


Zeta:





Mighty Eagle: (in Spyro's voice) she is a Dragon!



Sisu: How you know about the dragon is a girl?

Fuli:

Hitch: Okay I like Dragons like Sparky but this we should Run!!! this is not a Drill!!!!

Donkey:

Leonard:

Sticks: (in Gloria's voice) Run!!





==Shrek Meets Fiona==



Sunny: Is everyone okay?

Sonic: (groans) I'm fine. 

Red:

Silver:

Chuck:

Red:

Silver:

Red:

Silver: (in Smurfette's voice) 

Leonard: (in Clumsy's voice)

Tails: (in Brainy's voice) 

Silver:

Zipp:

Knuckles: (in Hefty's voice) 

Mushu (in Brainy's voice) 


Zeta: (in Smurfstorm's voice)

Red: (in Buck's voice)

Debbie:

(???)

Shrek:

(???)

Fiona:

==Shadow and Sonic help Shrek fight the Dragon==
Shadow: Let's get moving!

Sunny: Run!

== Puns about Lord Farquaad ==

== Night/Shadow and Sunny's Nightmare ==
French Narrator: Later that night

Shrek: And, uh, that one. That's Throwback. The Only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.

Donkey: Right. Can you tell my future from these stars?

Shrek: Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.

Shadow:

Sonic:

Sunny:










(Shadow starts to get a horrible nightmare from his past)

(???)


















Shadow: AH!

(he looks around in worry then walks off upset. Also, Sunny gets a nightmare more like a vision from The Future where her friends and the Mane 5 where into dust by Thanos)

Sunny: (gasps and pants)

Izzy:

Sunny:

Sonic:

Red:


Tails:



Sunny: No!!!!!

Izzy: Sunny? Sunny! Wake up!

(as she Wake up soon)

Hitch: what is wrong

Zipp: are you okay?

Sunny: Sorry is just a bad Dream (sighs) I wonder how Shadow is doing.

Pipp: Geez! That girl has a nightmare.

Zipp:

Sisu: You girls are not helping.

Rika: Great (sigh)





Sunny: Shadow we need to talk.

Shadow: I prefer not.

Sunny:

Shadow:

Sunny:

Shadow: (in Darth Vader's voice) You remind me of... of Maria

Sunny: 

Shadow:

Sunny: So how was this... Maria?

Shadow:

Sunny:

Shadow:



Sunny: Good night, Shadow the Hedgehog. (she sleep)

(???)

Shadow:

== In the Morning ==

==Burps and Farts/Robin Hood==
Shrek: (burps)

Amy: SHREK?!

Shrek: What? It's a compliment. "Better out than in" I always say.

Sisu: May I try it? (burps)

Bunga: You call that burping? (gives out a bigger burp)

Chuck: Pfft! Amateurs. (gives out a silly kind of burp)

Izzy: Nice. (gives out a louder burp)

Sticks: You wanna play it this game?! (burps then swallows it)

Peridot: Oh no, you didn't! (lies on her side and farts)

Mighty Eagle: (in Shaggy's voice) Pull my finger. Uh oh! Too late! (burps in his hand and claps, shakes it in his other hand and swallows it) You're in trouble.

Knuckles: (in Scooby-Doo's Voice) Oh boy!

{Mighty Eagle then gives out funny kinds of farts}

Janja: (in Alejandro Gutierrez's voice) I ate a lot of frijoles and chimichangas. (he makes Farts) (Cheezi and Chungu laughed it out) I ate chile con carne. (as he again makes Farts)



(Mushu and Chuck are also Laugh about the farts)

Sonic: (in Alejandro Gutierrez's voice) I ate mucho pozole.

(???)

Red: Stop making those noises! You guys are acting like children! 

Chuck: Someone has anger issues.

Fuli: 

Zeta:

Amy:

Sonic: (in Buck's voice)

Nirmala: (in Amelia Jones's voice)

Knuckles: (in Ollie Akana's voice)




Red: What's that!?

Monsieur Hood:



Rani:

Fiona:

== My Beloved Monster and Me ==

== Weedrat Dinner ==
Shadow: (in Raphael's voice) Never thought I tasted anything better than pizza, but this is worth it.

Sunny: (in Fiona's voice) No kidding.

==Donkey, Rani and Girls realize the truth about Fiona==



Rani:

Amy:

Sunny:

Hitch:

Zeta:










(Everyone scream)

Fiona:

Pipp: (she faint down)

Zipp:

Amy:


Silver: 

Donkey:

Sticks:

Pipp:

Zipp Storm:

Rani:

Fiona:

Sunny: (In Wildstyle's voice) What are you kidding me?! 

Izzy: (In Mucus' Voice) Hey are you hiding something?

Rani: (in Solon's voice) oh dear

Zipp: Girls!

Fiona:

Sunny: (in Amity's voice)


Fiona:



Silver:

(???)

Shadow:

Shrek:

(???)

==Shrek leaves Everyone and Donkey/Rika, Renamon, Mushu and Shadow's Argument==
Renamon:











Rika:

Shadow:



Mushu: (in Buzz's Voice)

Shadow: (in Woody's Voice)



Rika:

Shadow: 

Renamon:

Shadow:

Sunny: So, that's your case.

Anga: And you think we're just holding you back?!

Shadow: YEAH, SO WHAT?! I don't need you guys anyway!

(everyone was shocked and hurt when they heard that)

Rika: (in Tyler's voice) Fine! Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

Bunga: But what about Shadow?

Mushu: (In Buzz's Voice) He's not coming with us.

Sisu: Well, fine then. (sadly) Goodbye, Shadow.

(and everyone leaves Shadow in disappointment except for Sonic, Red, Kion and Steven)

Sonic: Shadow, you're not like this. There's always a second chance.

Shadow: (in Buzz's voice) To do what, Sonic? Seeing someone being loved before stabbing in the back? Some life.

(and Shadow upsettingly walks away from his friends)

Sunny:
==Hallelujah==
==Cruz and Shadow's Talk==
(Cruz notes something about to Shadow and she go to talk with him)



Cruz Ramirez: Shadow?

Shadow: What do you want?!

Cruz Ramirez: (in Jewel's voice) Um... What happened back there? 

Shadow: Shrek and I heard your little conversation last night. That was it. (in Blu's voice) Guess I'm never gonna be 'the one' like Sunny wants me to be.

Cruz Ramirez: (in Jewel's voice) My what?

Shadow: Do you know, how difficult saving the planet is where you're around the ones who support you?!

Cruz Ramirez: 


Shadow:

== Friends Again ==
Shrek: Guys? What are you doing?

Mushu: What does it look like genius?!

Sisu: We would think of all people you would recognize a wall when you see one.

Shrek: Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp not through it.

Donkey: It is around you're half.

Sonic: (in Alex's voice) This! Is your side of the swamp! And this! Is our side of the swamp! That is the '''Bad''' side where you prance and skip around like a magical pixie horse. And do whatever you want to do all long. And this? This is the '''Good''' side for the ones who care about Fiona ''and'' you.

Mushu: Now hand us that big old rock.

Donkey: The one that looks like your head.

Shrek: Back off!

Mushu: No!

Donkey: You back off!

Shrek: This is my swamp!

Donkey and our heroes: Our swamp!

Shrek: Let go-

Sonic and Red: Big!

Kion and Steven: Stupid!

Donkey: Ugly friend!

Shrek: Fine!

Donkey and our heroes: Oh!

Sonic: Hey, hey, hey, get back here! We're not done with you yet!

Shrek: Well, I'm through with you.

Red: Uh uh. You know with you it's always Me, Me, Me.

Donkey: Well guess what? Now it's our turn! So, you just shut up and pay attention!

== At the Wedding ==

==Final Battle==







Black Doom: Face it, Hedgehog. I win. (just then) AAHHH!!!!!! Oof!

(and standing in front of Black Doom is Shadow in his Super Shadow form)

Super Shadow: Never been loved in your life, have you Black Doom?

Sonic: Shadow?

Red: You're here!

Kion: You came back!

Sunny: To us.

Super Shadow: You were right, Sunny. I should never have left. (to Sonic) You deal with the doctor. Black Doom is mine!

Sonic: Deal.

(and he turns into Super Sonic)

Super Sonic: Woo-hoo!







Sisu: Hey, buddies! You've just messed with the wrong heroes!

Orbot: Oh yeah?

Cubot: And who are you!?

Mushu: Your worst nightmare!

(And Cubot and Orbot screamed right out of there)

Tails:

Cosmo The Seedrian:

Rani:



Dr. Robotnik: (in Shan Yu's voice) Well, it looks like you're out of ideas.

Cruz: I don't think so.

Sisu: (in Mulan's Voice) Ready, Mushu?

Mushu: I am ready baby! 

Knuckles: This is how we roll!

(???)

Scrozzle: Uh Oh! 

Octoroo: Ooh ah- Uh oh.  

Sunny: 

Super Shadow: (in Jason Scott's voice)

Black Doom: (in Goldar Maximus' voice)







Black Doom: (In Zurg's voice) Surrender, Shadow! I have won!

Super Shadow: (in Utility Belt Buzz's voice) I'll never give in. Not even the likes of you!

Black Doom: Not even for... Maria?

Super Shadow: You. Take. That '''Back'''!



Sunny: (In Peaches' Voice) I got this, guys!

Super Sonic: (In Manny's Voice) Sunny No! It's too dangerous!

Sunny: (In Peaches' Voice) Not if you're an alicorn.

(???)

Kion: (In Manny's Voice) 

Black Doom:

Super Shadow: 

Sunny: No!

Black Doom: (in Zurg's Voice) Prepare to die. 

Sunny: (gasps as she sees a neutralizer blaster then grabs it) Shadow, catch!

(???)

Super Shadow: (in Buzz's voice)

(???)

Black Doom: (in Tai Lung's voice) You can't defeat me. You are a stupid silly troublemaker alicorn!

(his punch got blocked by Super Shadow)

Sunny: (in Tails' voice) I didn't beat you. I'm just the distraction.

Super Shadow: (in Po's voice) She's not a stupid silly troublemaker. She's a very close friend and you know it!

(and he shows his pinky)

Black Doom: (gasps) The Wuxi finger hold!

Super Shadow: (in Shifu's voice) Oh, you know this hold.

Black Doom: (in Tai Lung's voice) You're bluffing. You're bluffing! No one teach you that.

Super Shadow: (in Po's voice) Nope, I figured it out. (flexes his pinky) Goodbye, Black Doom.

Black Doom: (in Kavaxas' voice) NOOOO!!!!!!!!

Donkey: Celebrity marriages. They never last do they? 

==Mushu and Sisu's Love for Each Other/Shrek and Fiona Married/Ending==
Sonic: I'm proud of you, Shadow. Look at what you did.

Mushu: Sisu, I've been thinkin'. You really been talent against those robots. You're a strong, independent female. You don't need to be defined by your relationship. And I, I respect that.

Sisu: (in Bridget's voice) It's about time.

(Sisu kisses Mushu on the lips)

Mushu: (in Benny's voice) What was that?

Sisu: (in Bridget's voice) Just you're daily dose of vitamin Sisu.

Cri-Kee: (hugs Sisu)

Shrek: Fiona? Fiona. Are you alright?

Fiona: Why yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.

Shrek: But you are beautiful.

== Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party ==
Shrek: Hi everybody! And welcome to the Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party! I'm gonna take things down a little bit with one of my personal favorites. ''Don't go changing, to try and please me. You've never let me down before.'' {Hums}

Fiona:

Donkey:

Shadow: ''Because you had a bad day. You're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around. You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie, you're faking a smile and you go for a ride. You had a bad day, you see what you like and how does it feel for more time?''

Sonic: ''Going for it, I'm out I'm rolling till the Stars in the Sky Babe I'm home! In the city, I'm out I'm rolling till the Stars in the Sky Babe I'm home!''

Silver: 

Red:

Kion: ''It's a new world, it's a new start, it's alive with a beating of a young heart. It's a new day, in a new land, and it's waiting for me. Here I am''

Rani: ''When you call on me (When you call on me), When you reach for me (When you reach for me), I get wings to fly I know that I'm alive''

Knuckles: ''Don't wait for tomorrow, Live for today, Keep chasing the sunshine, and go out and play!''

Sticks:

Sunny:

Hitch: ''Just some roughed up desperados, Hanging touch through thick and thin, Kicking up dust, wherever we go! I can see that you and me are gonna be Friends! Till the end you and me are gonna be Friends!''

Tails and Cosmo:

Sisu: ''There's an energy in the water, There is magic deep in our heart, There's a legacy that we honor, Where we bring to the light to the dark! Whatever brings us together, Can never tear us apart.''

Mushu: ''Whoa! What a feeling! When we're dancing on the ceiling! Whoa! What a feeling! When we're dancing on the ceiling!''

Silver: Yo! Get up on the floor! And dance to the music!
==The Ghost of Lord Farquaad short film==





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