Editing Simian Says/Transcript

Narrator: The City Of Townsville, where it's a beautiful, sunny day, and there's no sign of trouble on the— Huh?

(The screen suddenly shakes and loud crashing is heard in the background. The narrator screams out in panic as he's punched repeatedly off-screen by somebody. There's a loud sound of a piece of duct tape being tied around the narrator's mouth. He screams out for help, but his voice is muffled behind the tape. He's then thrown off-screen into a closet. With a loud bang, the screen shakes again, and birds fly off of the buildings in shock. This turns out to be the work of Mojo Jojo, who's hijacking the show.)

Mojo Jojo: (Taking over the narrator's place) The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called “Town.” And not only is it called a “Town,” but also a “Ville,” thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of…the city of Townsville! Where it is beautiful and sunny, and frankly I’m tired of it! So I say instead: The city of Townsville… (The sky clouds up and thunder rumbles as he continues.)… where it is a little overcast, thus cutting down on the incessant heat wave we’ve been having.