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:* '''Narrator''': The city of Townsville has a mega-multiplex theater, ''(scene switches to a movie theater sign saying "Men 23"; camera zooms out, and the theater is crowded with many folks)'' where everyone goes on a Saturday afternoon to see the very latest in state-of-the-art, widescreen motion picture entertainment ''(camera switches to a nearby silent theater with four people)'' That is, everyone except ''(camera zooms in on Professor Utonium and the Powerpuff Girls. Professor is looking at a sign, the ticket-seller is seen through the window as though he's sleeping, and the girls are less than pleased at coming to the silent theater)'' the Powerpuff Girls. :* '''Buttercup''': Aw, have a heart, Professor. Every kid in town is over at the multiplex and you decide to take us to a silent movie theater. :* '''Blossom''': Yeah, nobody cool ever comes here. :* '''Bubbles''': And the popcorn is as stale as their dumb old movies. :* '''Professor Utonium''': Silent films are where all movies come from. :* '''Buttercup''': But, Professor, we like our movies with color and sound. :* '''Blossom''': Yeah, and car crashes. :* '''Bubbles''': And explosions. :* '''Girls''': And in a really cool theater! :* '''Professor Utonium''': That's all well and good, girls, but you can go to the multiplex any day of the week. Today is the day you learn all about the history of motion pictures. :* '''Girls''': Oh, all right. :* '''Professor Utonium''': Oh, boy. It's a full house. Oh, this is gonna be so great. I'm totally excited. Aren't you? Oh, here's a good place to sit. Not too close and not too far. Now you just make yourselves comfortable and I'll get some popcorn. Don't go away now. And remember - these grand old films are where all movies came from. :* ''(Once Professor is gone, old-time piano music can be heard, and the movie starts. The girls roll their eyes. The camera switches to the movie screen with a title card saying "Joseph M. Skunk presents Max Von Nitrate in For Once, He Is Speechless; Directed by Cecil B. Centipede")'' :* '''Buttercup''': (sarcastically) "Remember, girls, it's where all movies came from." :* '''Blossom''': (jokingly) No, they didn't. They came from cans! :* ''[The girls laugh]'' :* '''Blossom''': What's this? :* '''Buttercup''': Looks like Mitch Mitchellson's house. :* '''Bubbles''': Only cleaner. :* ''(A black shoe kicks the door open)'' :* '''Blossom''': Uh-oh. :* '''Buttercup''': Somebody forgot to knock. ''(A man with a curly mustache comes in, carrying a woman he's tied up)'' Whoa, who's that? :* '''Blossom''': The bad guy. :* '''Bubbles''': How can you tell? :* '''Blossom''': He's the one with the flycatcher for a moustache. :* (The girls laugh again) :* Blossom: And the girl is a damsel in distress. :* Bubbles: Shh, he's speaking. :* Buttercup: (reading title card) "At last, I have you in my power?" Oh, man, what a cornball. :* Blossom: This is too much. :* Buttercup: Yeah, look at him. Where does he get his moustache wax from, his ears? :* (The girls laugh again) :* Buttercup: Oh, no, now he's gonna go into a big spiel. (reading title card) "You can not escape my clutches! I am Max Von N...Von I..." (the title card cuts back to the film) Hey, wait a minute! I'm not done reading yet! :* (Max slaps his forehead in exasperation and pulls back the title card) "...Nitrate! I see all and control all!" Okay, I'm done. :* Bubbles: Now, what's he gonna do? :* Blossom: Maybe he's leaving. :* Buttercup: No such luck. :* Blossom: Uh-oh. :* Buttercup: He's locking the door! Oh my gosh! :* Bubbles: Yikes! :* Blossom: I don't believe it! :* Buttercup: He's swallowing the key whole. :* Bubbles: "Key, whole." Get it. (giggles) :* Max: Burp! :* Buttercup: Gross! Hey, now he's being creepy. :* Blossom: A snake in the grass. (sarcastically) Oh, look, she gets the artie shot. :* Bubbles: I know I don't like this movie! :* Buttercup: Yeah, this picture stinks. :* Blossom: I agree. :* (The girls blow raspberries and laugh their hardest) :* Buttercup: Take that, furry lip! :* Blossom: Ha ha! :* Bubbles: Yeah! :* Max: (through title cards) You kids are starting to get on my nerves! Let's see if you find this funny!! :* (Max removes the hair from the woman, revealing that it's a wig, and the character looks familiar) :* Blossom: (reading title card) "Girls! Save me!!" :* (The shot switches back to the victim, and the girls realize who it is) :* Girls: (jumping out of their seats) It's the Professor! :* Blossom: What do you want with the Professor anyway, Mr. Moustache? :* Max: I want his VOICE! :* Girls: His voice?! :* Max: A simple operation really...I put his voice into my throat! :* Girls: Operation?! :* Buttercup: This guy's totally nuts. What do we do? :* Bubbles: We have to get in there and stop him. :* Girls: He's in there! :* Buttercup: (now speaking through title cards) Give us back the Professor! :* Blossom: (through title cards) We're in the silent movie now...we can only talk in titles! :* Max: (through title cards) See ya, Powerless Girls! :* Blossom: (through title cards) He's gonna steal the Professor's voice! :* Buttercup & Bubbles: (through title cards) We gotta stop him! :* Blossom: (through title cards) He's stolen our powers too! :* Buttercup: (through title cards) Then, we'll just have to save the Professor without them! [[Category:Transcripts]] [[Category:Episode Transcripts]] [[Category:Transcript]] [[Category:Unfinished articles]] [[Category:Unfinished pages]] [[Category:Unfinished]] [[Category:Unfinished Transcripts]] [[Category:Incomplete Transcripts]] [[Category:Incomplete]] [[Category:Incomplete Transcript]] [[Category:Transcripts Remakes]]
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