Saving Mrs. Beady/Transcript

Here is the 7th episode from Season 1 of Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard.

Script

The Beginning

(At Mrs. Beady's House in her car)

• Otis: All right, Abby, Sunset, Candace, and Leni, you four ready for your first driving lesson?
• Abby: I'm sure am.
• Sunset Shimmer: Me too, really hope I get the hang of this. I have a retest on Monday but it's my last chance and my teacher wants me to practice with someone more experienced.
• Candace Flynn: At least you didn't have to drive a monster truck to parallel park.
• Phineas Flynn: Or the time you drove all over town to catch us inside a giant bubble.
• Candace Flynn: It wasn't that bad.
• Gretchen: Was it?
• Ferb Fletcher: Our mom gets carsick when Candace's behind the wheel.
• Leni: Well you got that easily, Candace. I failed the driving test 12 times. Everyone's given up on teaching me. My dad's still mad about the Fire Hydrant Paperboy Nun Incident.

(Flashback to that incident)

• Leni: Should I leave a note?

(Back to the present)

• Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry you four, I'm sure Otis will help you out as best as he can.
• Otis: Exactly, Pooh.
• Cosmo: Why can't I be upfront?
• Wanda: Because you always drive with your eyes close.
• Cosmo: Well, that's I have a problem with my eyes.
• Eeyore: You always close them.
• Otis: Okay then, now the most important thing you want to remember-
• Abby: What's this button do?

(The windshield wipers turns on)

• Otis: Well, those are the windshield wipers.
• Abby: Oh, what this? (honks the car)
• Sunset Shimmer: That's the horn!
• Otis: Shh, Mrs. Beady will hear you.
• Gretchen: We don't want to wake hear.
• Pig: Could crank the A/C? My thighs are thicken to the seats.
• Holly: What doesn't make you stick to anything.
• Winnie the Pooh: Check if there any food in the glove compartment.
• Abby: Hey, what if I punch this real hard?
• Leni: Wait Abby! That's the air... (Airbags popped in the car) Thingy.
• Freddy: AUGH, the car's inflating its giant stink-sacks!
• Peck: Hang on I got it. (deflates the car)
• Peck: Here the crown back, Wanda.
• Wanda: Thanks.
• Freddy: (hot wires the car) Ok, Otis, She's hot wired and ready to go.
• Otis: Nice job, buddy. All right, Sunset. Now put her in reverse and give her some gas.
• Sunset Shimmer: Sure thing.
• Leni: But try not to hit Mrs. Beady.
• Otis: See, that's great, you're girls already thinking defensively that the first sign of a good-
• Everyone: MRS. BEADY!?!
• Lincoln: She's gonna kill us.
• Baljeet: What do we do?
• Rabbit: Oh my goodness! Quick, everyone in the back!

(Everyone hides as Mrs. Beady comes in the car)

• Mrs. Beady: Huh, the car's been on all night. I guess Nathan's never head of "Global Warming" Mr. I-Could-replace-him-with-a-couch, that's what I should do. (sees Pip) And where did he get this bobble-head doll? Oh, (Chuckles), Ridiculous. (drives off) Well, what was he doing here, anyway?

(Pooh start to talk and Rabbit stop him)

• Rabbit: Shh!
• Winnie the Pooh: I am Shh.
• Mrs. Beady: (smelling around) Oh, it smells like a barn. (sneezes)
• Freddy: Bless you.
• Mrs. Beady: Oh, thank you I-(She looks down and sees Freddy and Cosmo)
• Freddy: Uh...
• Cosmo: Um...hi.

(She screamed)

• Otis: Whoa, drive straight. Watch the road. (Mrs. Beady shrieks again) Not me the road.

(The car runs over garbage cans and Peck is flying around)

• Wanda: I gonna be sick!
• Abby: Looking for the horn, It's right here.
• Sunset Shimmer: Uh, guys, TREE!!!

(They saw a tree and rams into a tree)

• Tigger: Make a break for it!

(Just as the gang leaves, the police shows up)

• Mrs. Beady: Officer, thank goodness you're here.
• Officer Fred: All right, hands in the air, speed racer.
• Mrs. Beady: But this wasn't my fault. It was the talking barn animals and some crazy kids.
• Officer Fred: Just calm down sir! (talking to radio) Yeah, Gurtie, I got a another guest for the whoo-whoo house. Yeah, (Chuckles), Real bag of pistachios. Ok, lady, let's you and me take a little trip.
• Mrs.Beady: I'm telling you there were barn animals and kids in my back seats.
• Officer Fred: Yeah, yeah, tell everything to the nice ice cream men
• Mrs.Beady: What, I don't like ice cream. Take your strong, firm hands off me, I want a lawyer.

(The Next Morning, the gang celebrates with a big cake)

[Everyone]

Good riddance, Mrs. Beady Good riddance,

Mrs. Beady Good riddance, Mrs. Beady...

[Otis]

You nosy, meddlesome crank.

(Everyone cheers)

• Otis: This is one sweet deal. We get some much-needed us time and Mrs. beady gets to make macaroni bracelets at Camp Drools-a-lot.
• Eeyore: What a sad waist of macaroni.
• Scruffy: Hey, has anyone seen Timmy?
• Cosmo: Oh, he's gone with his parents to on a vacation in Cuba.
• -Well, that was nice of them.
• -Too bad he'll miss the cake.
• -Yeah.
• -Still, we get to do whatever we want now that Mrs. Beady is the hospital.
• -Yep, no more cameras, no more video tapes.
• -And no more constantly looking behind the window just to see if she's there.
• Lisa: Either way, freedom from Beady!
• Luan: Yeah, have fun with your crazyitis and Wacky Town. (laughs)
• Everyone: (laughs)
• Cosmo: Well, she have to deal with straitjackets, watching those terrible TV shows.
• Freddy: Yeah, also like The padded cells the burly nurses force-feeding you applesauce.
• Otis: What, guys, what are you two talking about?
• Rabbit: Yeah, you both talking like crazy people.
• Freddy: Don't get me started about the shock therapy. (buzzes and dings) Soup's on!
• Otis: Ah stop, what do you mean shock therapy? Why would anyone would do that to her?
• Pip: Otis, she said talking animals crash her car. That's sound crazy to me, and I'm a talking animal.
• Wanda: That's matter of that, She think fairies crashed her car too.
• Cosmo: Yeah, and we're fairies.
• -And she said crazy kids crashed her car also.
• Freddy: BUZZ-DING!
• Otis: This is awful and its all our fault. Mrs. Beady maybe be annoying but she still our friend; neighbor...old lady...prior organism Anyway, it doesn't matter.
• Lucy: (sigh) She maybe crazy into exposing you guys. But she is a human being all the same.
• Otis: Exactly, Lucy.
• Lincoln: But what can we do?
• Otis: The only thing we can do, Lincoln. We are breaking her out of Camp Whoo-Woo!
• Lola: Can we have cake first?
• Otis: All right, after we eat the cake.

(Everyone was excited)

The Middle

(Cuts to the hospital)

• Mrs. Beady: Level with me, Doc. I'm as loopy as a gooey bird, aren't I?
• Dr. Furtwangler: (Doctor Laughs) Don't be ridiculous. You have a simple case of never brain. You'll be a sane as I am after listening to my new CD, "Ernst Furtwangler Sings Noises of the Rainforest."
• Mrs. Beady: (gasps)
• Dr. Furtwangler: (plays CD) I'll be right back with you papers so you can go home.
• CD Voice: Uh-oh, it looks like rain, ja? Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.
• Mrs. Beady: It's raining, I gotta get everything inside.

(Outside her window, everyone was on top of each other and in pain)

• Pip: There she is. They knocked her out to stop her crazy babbling.
• Stephanie: This is so not how I saw my day going.
• Mia: Maybe instead you can break the record for balance while breaking into a hospital.
• -Just hurry up.
• -Yeah, some of us are too heavy to hold on a tower.
• Pig: Hey Freddy, this place isn't half bad. I mean, look, there's fresh fruit and TVs in every room.
• Winnie the Pooh: I hope they had some honey?
• Freddy: Oh, sure, first, they soften you up. Then zap, they screw you to a light socket and use you to read by. BUZZ-DING.
• CD Voice: Oh, look, a gentle babbling brook. Babble-babble,babble-babble,babble-babble,babble-babble.
• Mrs. Beady: Nervous, (Laughs), that's all I am. I Just need to cut down on my diet soda and hard candy. I'm just nervous.

(Everyone jumps through the window including a horse)

• Horse: Wait a minute. You're not Aunt Mabel. (jumps back out)
• Otis: Ok, guys, just grab a handful of her and lift.

(Mrs. Beady suddenly wakes up and was about to scream)

• Pip: Quick, everyone act casual.

(Everyone tries to act casual)

• Mrs. Beady: Oh! You're not, you're not real. You're a figment of my imagination. Look, my hand will pass right through you. (pokes Pig)
• Pig: Well this is awkward.
• Tigger: Uh, show her what you're made of, buddy-bear?
• Winnie the Pooh: Fluff.
• Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.

(Mrs. Beady shrieked)

• All: Shh...!!
• Mrs. Beady: (pressed the emergency button) Help! Help! Help!
• Luna: (Looks outside) Dudes, they're coming back!
• Piglet: What do we do?
• Lori: The closet!
• Otis: Come on!

(As the heroes hide in the closet, the docter and a nurse comes in)

• Dr. Furtwangler: What's going on in here?
• Mrs. Beady: The talking animals and crazy kids! There hiding in the closet.
• Dr. Furtwangler: What, my dear lady, there's nothing in here but coat hangers, see?

(Mrs. Beady shrieked again)

• Dr. Furtwangler: It's worse than I thought. She doesn't have nervous brain at all, She has crazy brain. We must operate immediately.
• Mrs. Beady: (mutters as she being taken away)
• Lucy: Is it safe to come out?
• Eeyore: All clear.

(Everyone fell out of the closet and Peck and Wanda landed in the bed)

• Otis: You guys here that? They're gonna cut her open like a sausage.
• Abby: None of this would if it has happened if it for me, Leni, Candace and Sunset's driving lesson.
• Leni: We're really sorry guys.
• Piglet: Nah, don't mention it.
• Tigger: And besides you we're probably got nervous.
• Lori: Happens to the best of us.
• Abby: Thanks guys. Hey what this button do?
• Wanda: Wait...

(The bed squishes Peck and Wanda)

• Eeyore: That was the bed remote.
• Abby: My bad.
• Scruffy: Any who, we got to get Mrs. Beady out of here.
• Lincoln: Right, Freddy, Cosmo, Wanda, Peck stall the Doctor!
• Peck: Okay.
• Wanda: No problem.
• Lincoln: And the rest of us, come with me!
• Piglet: I'm sorry Lincoln, but I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
• Tigger: Put, Piglet. Lincoln is right, we're got to save Mrs. Beady's brain.
• Piglet: Why? Rabbit: Because, We're never gonna see her again.
• Tigger: Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This escape won't be so bad.
• Piglet: Won't be so bad? There's a lot of Doctors out there and I afraid of them, they'll catch us. I'm not going out there alone.
• Scruffy: That's why we're here.
• Lori: Don't worry. As long as we stay together, we'll be fine.
• Piglet: Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)
• Otis: Okay guys, let's do this!
• All: Right.
• Pig: Be right there, fellas. Boy, it is amazing what they throw out in these places.
• Rabbit: Come on, Pig! (takes Pig's arm)
• Freddy: Stall the Doctor, Stall the doctor. (calls him)
• Dr. Furtwangler: (answers the phones) Hello?
• Freddy: Dr. Furtwangler, uh lovely weather we're having. (Laughs nervously)
• Dr. Furtwangler: Lovely weather? Look I'm very busy. Do you have an urgent psychological problem or what?
• Freddy: Psychlogic- no, no, not that I know of. Oh, unless you count my the constant craving to eat my best friend. Or my other friend's wife thinking he's a idiot? (pictures Wanda and Peck as a sandwich)
• Dr: Furtwangler: Zowie, eating your best friend? Idiot husband? You are a sick little puppy. Now tell me when these all started.

(Cuts to the others seeing a doctor's lounge)

• Otis: Doctor's lounge, huh? You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
• Pig: Yup, They might have cottage cheese for my cantaloupe.
• Luna: Pig, Beady first. Cantaloupe later.
• Pig: Oh alright.
• Rabbit: Otis, we're you thinking about us disguising as doctors?
• Otis: Yes. Exactly my point.
• Tigger: Great. Let's move.

(They sneak into the lounge)

• Doctor: Excuse me, can I help you with-

(They ambush the doctors and put on some disguises)

• Otis: Now to blend in seamlessly. (peeks into another room and sees Mrs. Beady) There she is, just grab her, and let's get out of here.
• Lynn: This is too easy.
• Voice: Dr. Furtwangler?
• Otis: Ah, voices.
• Voice: Love the animal-themed scrubs. My students and I are ready to observe your crazy brain operation.
• Otis: Observe my, wha-, uh, yeah I mean, of course, observe away. We're just about to begin.

(Everyone agrees nervously)

• Pip: Let's start cutting.
• Scruffy: We don't anything about brain surgery.
• Lori: Look. Nobody panic. We'll just make it up as we go along.
• Mrs.Beady: Stay calm, Nora. Just clench your fists at odd intervals. Everything's gonna be fine, these are trained medical professionals.
• Otis: We're here to spring you, play along and you'll be home by sundown.

(Mrs. Beady screams)

• Sunset Shimmer: What do we do?
• Otis: Uh, Dr. Porker, anesthetize the patient, stat.
• Pig: Oh, look, a cute little puppy.
• Students: Where?
• Tigger: (whisper) And how that accomplish anything, Pig?
• Pig: Watch. (knocks her out with a oxygen tank)

• Pig: Ah, he got hit by a car.
• Tigger: I had to ask.

The Ending

(Back to Freddy and Cosmo)

• Freddy: And so ever since I can remember, I've want to eat him.
• Cosmo: And ever since I'm been married to her, I do stupid things everyday.
• Freddy: Oh, doc, you're right, we're sick.
• Dr. Furtwangler: Well, you nutty little canibal. This is a very tricky case you know. Lucky for you two, I'm a genuis. The root cause of your both problems are...
• Peck: We're free
• Cosmo: What does this do?
• Wanda: Cosmo wait-(gets smushed again)
• Freddy: Tell us, doc, tell us why we're like this.

(Back to Otis and the others)

• Otis: Almost done extracting this woman's brain from her delegate skull.
• Rabbit: Pass the cantaloupe.
• Otis: And behold.
• Pig: Hey, hey, hey, I was going to eat that.
• Pip: Whoa, hot brain.
• Abby: Got it.
• Sunset Shimmer: I'm open.
• Pig: Give me it.
• Otis: I'm open, I'm open.
• Abby: Go long.
• Pip: Touchdown.
• Otis: (Cherring) All right, excellent. Now the the brain has been properly stimulated...
• Lisa: We now remove the cell that's making her crazy.
• Otis: What she said.
• Piglet: And don't worry. The patient won't even feel anything cause she is knocked out.
• Mrs.Beady: (wakes up) Uh, where am I?
• Sunset Shimmer: (Whispers) Uh, she's up, again.
• Rabbit: Do something.
• Pig: Right. Um, look a dinosaur.
• Crowd: Where?
• Pig: (knocks her out again) Oh, hit by a car again.
• Otis: Now to replace the brain. Carefully, care... gently. Just sliding it in...

(Suddenly, the beeper goes off)

• Pig: Doctor, we're losing her.
• Otis: NO! (pounds on her chest) LIVE, LIVE, I TELL YOU, LIVE!!!!!!
• Pig: Oops, Uh, (Chuckles), false alarm, just the microwave.
• Everyone: Whew.
• Lori: (in Timon's voice) Don't ever do that again.
• Pig: Sorry. Who wants pizza-tots?
• Lincoln: I do!
• Winnie the Pooh: Save me some.
• Otis: Done. The operation was a complete success.

(The students and teacher applaud for them)

• Teacher: Brilliant work, doctor. Now we just have one question.
• -What's that?
• Teacher: Why do you have a rat on your head?
• Otis: Right, good question, good. Um, you see, the rat absorb the moisture- RUN!
• Tigger: Make a break for it!
• Sunset Shimmer: Quick, somebody get the others.
• Lynn: On it!
• Otis: (screams)
• Freddy: So what you're saying is my mother only like me as a friend.
• Cosmo: You know, I had the same reason as you Freddy. My mom like me as a friend too.
• Freddy: Oh, it's true...
• Cosmo & Freddy: It's true.
• Peck: Free again.
• Wanda: Finally!
• Freddy: (closed up the bed again) While we've got you on the line, do you treat sport injuries?
• Cosmo: Or you do some I-Q tests?
• Winnie the Pooh: Come on guys!

(Otis grab Freddy, Peck Wanda and Cosmo as everyone runs to the halls)

• Dr. Furtwangler: Hello, hello? are the both of you still there? (hangs up)
• Freddy: Thanks, doc, you're a lifesaver.
• Cosmo: I'll come back later.
• Dr. Furtwangler: Oh, it was my pleasure I'm glad you- (screams) Talking ferret? A fairy? Go to the rainforest, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.
• Horse: Excuse, doctor. (Neighs) I'm your 4:00.

(Doctor screamed and faints. Meanwhile, back to the Barnyard)

• Otis: Well, this day turned out to be all smiley. Abby, Leni, Sunset, and Candace got some driving experience. We help a crazy person escape from a hospital. And now I'm licensed by the county to practice brain surgery.
• Abby: And I think we've all learned to appreciate Mrs. Beady just a little bit more.

(Cuts to Mrs.Beady's house)

• CD Voicer: Oh-oh, it looks like rain, ja?
• Mrs.Beady: That doctor is a genius. I'm haven't single, talking animal or crazy kid since I've been home. The refrigerator magnets are giving a hard time, but-(hears the doorbell rings) Oh, who could that be? (opens the door and sees a gift basket) Oh, isn't that nice?
• Cosmo: Try the cheese log?
• Pig: Yeah, it's cheedar-riffic
• Wanda: Cosmo!
• Lori: What are you doing?
• Mrs.Beady: Well, thank you I-
• Wanda: Uh-oh.
• Sunset Shimmer: Run for it!

(Mrs. Beady shrieked)

THE END!