RoboPeck/Transcript

Here's 34th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene begins with a rumbling volcano)

• Abby: Volcano!
• Pig: It's gonna blow!

(But it was really Macy's clay volcano for the Science Fair)

• Abby: Oooooh.
• Pig: Cool.
• Freddy: Eruptive.
• Pip: Impressive.
• Otis: Yeah, tiny pretend volcano; adorable.
• Olive Doyle: So original.
• Sci-Twi: Come on, Olive. This is really outstanding work.
• -Well, it's great they getting into science.
• Peck: Isn't it? The kids really outdid themselves for this year's science fair. You're next, Boil.
• Boil: Ok, Mr. Peck. Behold! This robotic arm will take yo-yo playing into the 21st century. (demonstrates)
• Otis: Hey, look at that go up and down. I'm never gonna get his time back.
• Peck: And finally, here's litte Joey with his homemade peanut butter maker.
• Otis: Yeah, that great. Well this sure has been fun but I---(sees Joey smashes the peanuts with a mallet)
• Joey: Smashy. Smashy. (finishes making peanut butter)
• Otis: Oh my cud, did you see that? He turn nuts into a completely different food.
• Pip: Dude, are you serious.
• -All he did was smash peanuts with a mallet.
• -I wouldn't call it science. Probably culinary but not science.
• Otis: Yeah, but they were hard and now they're creamy. Ha, wait a minute. We can use Boil's robot arm to take peanut butter making into the 21st century. (attaches the mallet to the robot arm)
• Peck: Uh, Otis, maybe that's not such a good ide--(being pelted by the robot arm)
• Otis: Whoopsie.
• Joey: Smashy. Smashy. Smashy.

(Later that day)

• Abby: Poor Peck
• Pig: Poor little guy.
• Otis: Curse you, science!
• Pip: Actually, Otis, you did this.
• Lisa: All this happened just for your love of peanut butter.
• Otis: Let's not wallow in the past. We got to fixed Peck. And there's only one way to do that. Peanut butter. (about to start whacking)
• All: NO!!!!
• -Let's try not making Peck into a even musher pile of bird.
• -So you think we can help Peck; You know, get him back to his old non-mushed self?
• -I don't know. He has been taking the most pain since we first got here. So I don't even know we can put him back together.
• Pig: It's too bad we can't rebuild him like they did on that Bionic Janitor show.

Chorus

Bionic Janitor (x5)

• Mrs. Pfefferly: Billy, the school's super attendant is coming is 2 mintues. This place needs to be spick and span
• Bionic Janitor: I'm on it, Mrs. Pfefferly. (super speeds mopping the floors, washing the mirrors and clearly the last spec of dirt on the seal; when we was done, he rockets through the roof)

Chorus

Bionic Janitor

• Pip: Dude, that show stank.
• Otis: Wait a minute. Maybe we can rebuild him. Boil, how did you make that robot arm you use to break Peck?
• -Again you did that.
• Boil: It was easy. I just followed the instructions on this Canadian technical manual called, Let's Make a Robot, eh?
• Otis: Give me that book.
• Boil: Well, why don't you just take it?
• -Probably wants do say dramatically.
• -Well what are we waiting for. We have a bionic rooster to built.
• Otis: (narrating) Peck, a rooster barely alive. We can rebuild him. We can make him better, stronger; maybe give him one of those laser eye; oh, oh, and a DVD player; and and a soft serve yogurt attachment; that'll be cool.
• Boil: Uh, Otis, maybe you should concentrate on what you're doing.
• Otis: He's right. I should go to the beach this weekend. Anyway, we can rebuild him.

The Middle

• Pig: Don't worry guys. Peck is in good hands.
• Pip: Dude, Otis has never operated before.
• Pig: Ah. In that case, he probably won't make it
• Otis: The operation was a complete success!

(Everyone cheers)

• Otis: But I should warn you, Peck's a little....different now. He made take some time getting used to
• Freddy: Peck's our friend. We'll accept him now matter what.
• Peck: Hi, guys!
• Freddy: It's a monster! Shun him!
• Abby: What's wrong with him!

(Everyone gets scared)

• Otis: People, please! Just because Peck looks like a horrifying robot monster, doesn't mean he is one
• Peck: Yeah, guys. Inside this metal shell, it's still the same old me. (sees fly) Target acquired! (shoots it)

(Everyone runs away in panic)

• Peck: Oh, who am I kidding? I am a freak.
• Otis: No you're not Peck. Don't you see? With all your roboty skills, you can be a real help around here.
• Peck: Hey, yeah. Maybe I can.

(All day, Peck helps out the barnyard like getting a frisbe off the silo, doing make up, heating up the mud for Pig, and making yogurt for everyone)

(Later that day, gang watches their previous adventures)

• Otis: Nothing like watching home movies. Thanks Peck.
• Peck: My pleasure, guys
• Abby: I'm sorry we called you a hideous freak.

(Everyone says they're sorry)

• Peck: Oh, no need to apoligize. I'm just glad I can help out. In fact, I've never felt more useful.
• Otis: In that case, who wants frozen pizza
• Boil: Otis, maybe that's not a good idea.
• Otis: Pizza is always a good idea, nerdlington. Escepcially with RoboPeck toaster Oven
• Boil: But the book says that's the master control panel
• Otis: Of pizza.
• -No means we never programmed to handle pizza!
• Peck: Otis, I feel kinda funny
• Abby: He's oozing cheese
• Boil: It's overloading his circuits!

(Suddenly Peck goes haywire and shuts down)

• Pooh: Are you quite alright, Peck?
• Peck: (reboots) I am RoboPeck. My prime directive is to help.
• Boil: His logic board is fried. Better shut him down for repairs.
• Peck: You look hungry. Popcorn mode activated! (shoots popcorn at Boil)
• Otis: Peck stop! What are you doing?!?!
• Peck: Implementing my prime directive
• Abby: That's it! You're out of control!
• Peck: Your make up is smudge. Prepare for beautification. (draws on her face, making everyone scared)
• Freddy: That's not her color.
• Peck: Does anyone else need help? (pulls out extra arms)
• -We're good!
• Peck: Then my work here is done. (blasts off)
• -Where's he going?
• Pip: I think he's headed towards town.
• -That can't be good.
• Luna: I know. I left my Bionic Rooster remix tape in there.

Chorus

Bionic Rooster (x5)

• Abby: Oh no. We gotta stop him!
• Pig: I'll say. Our pizza is still inside him!
• Otis: Look, let's just all stay calm and maybe this whole thing can work itself out.
• -Yeah, so Peck scared us to death. It's not like he's gonna go on a helping rampage.
• -Guys, you need to take a look at this!

(A few minutes later, the townspeople runs away from RoboPeck)

• Peck: I am RoboPeck. I am here to help. (sees graffiti on the founder's statue) Unsightly graffiti. Intating clean-up mode. (blasted the statue) (sees a woman about to cross the sidewalk) You are extremly old. I will help you cross the street.
• Old woman: Oh, why thank you, young man. I--(thrown across the street by Peck) How rude.
• Hilly Burford: Hilly Burford, live from downtown, where some kind of laser-shooting robot ostrich is weaving a path of destruction!
• Peck: Let me help you cross the street.
• Hilly Burford: Hey, that's quite alright. Just put me down now. WHOA!!! (smashed in front of the camera)
• Abby: We gotta do something before he destroys the whole town.
• Otis: There's only one way to stop him.
• Pip: Please don't say peanut butter.
• -Or anything that has to do with a mallet.
• Otis: There's only two ways to stop him
• Boil: You mean?
• Otis: Precisely! Come on, kids; we got a cyborg to built. (narrating) We can build a better cyborg. Better, stronger, with wheely feet. Oh, a holographic pancake maker.
• Boil: Otis, you need to focus.
• Otis: Right, sorry.

(A few minutes later)

• Boil: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...RoboOtis.

(Otis comes out as a robot and everyone is amazed)

• Otis: No time to fawn over me. I got a town to save.
• ???: You mean "we" have a town to save.
• -Whose we?
• Phineas Flynn: Me and Ferb as....(puts on helmet) The Beak! We'll meet you there, Otis. (blasted off)
• Otis: Will do! Scanners online; spin cycle activated; jet packs engaged! (suddenly he couldn't take off)
• -What happened?
• Boil: You have to push this button. (pushed the button on his foot)
• Otis: Now that's a weird place for a--(takes off) BUTTON!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING!!! STOP SHARING!!! (heads off)
• Pig: Make sure you come back! I'm doing a load of whites later!

The Ending

• Macy: Guys, we should head downtown too.
• Boil: Too help Otis in his epic battle with Mr. Peck?
• Macy: No to watch the awesome robot fight.

(The kids heads off to town)

• -We better go with them just to keep them safe.
• -I hope Otis, Phineas and Ferb will be okay.
• -I hope so too. I left my Bionic Bovine remix tape in Otis' suit.

Chorus

Bionic Bovine (x5)

(Peck continues to wreck the town)

• Peck: (sees a car with the meter expired) This meter's expired. I will move the car. (lifts the car into the air)
• Phineas: Hey, you!
• Otis: (lands) RoboPeck, put it down!
• Peck: (scans them) Unidentified Robot Bird. Unidentified Robot Cow, are you here to help?
• Otis: No, we're here to stop you!
• Peck: Then you must be neutralized! (throws car at Otis but he catches it) Egg grenades! (shoots eggs but Otis dodges them and grills one)
• Otis: Laser udders! (shoots laser but Peck blocks it with a manhole lid
• Macy: There they are.
• Joey: Robot fight! Yay!
• Otis: This end now.
• Peck: Bring it on!

(Both of them walks towards each other and slap each other until Peck trips Otis)

• Otis: Hey, let's talk about this like two grown robots. (spun and thrown to the wall)
• Macy: (gasps) Otis.
• Otis: Kids, what are you doing here? This is way to dangerous
• Peck: Enemy robot acquired.
• Otis: Peck, stop; it's me, Otis! Don't you remember?
• Peck: Name designation: Otis. Not found. Targeting missile. (pulls one out)
• Otis: Missile?!?
• -Whose bright idea was it to give him that?
• Boil: My bad.
• Peck: Prepare for termination.
• Otis: Kids, get away! Save yourselves!
• Macy: Okay, bye!
• Boil: We'll always remember you.
• Phineas: Remember? Otis, I have an idea to save Peck but I need a small object like a chick.
• Otis: Got ya. Boil, come back toward danger!
• Boil: Alright. But are you sure this is--(Otis throws him to Phineas and Ferb)
• Phineas: Time to take a trip down memory lane. (throws Boil at Peck's DVD player)
• Peck: DVD mode, initiated. Projecting images. (sees video of everyone being happy including himself) Barnyard.....f-f-friends.
• Otis: That's it. Remember you beautiful, bionic, fowl, remember!
• Peck: (goes haywire until the helmet comes off his head) Otis, kids, what am I doing here?
• -Otis, the cops are coming!
• Otis: No time to explain. Just fly us out of here.
• Peck: Fly? I don't know how to fly.
• Boil: It's this button. (pushes it)

(Peck grabs the gang and flies off as the police just arrived)

• Hilly Burford: (coming out of the manhole) Hey, where did those robots go? Maybe they went to Robot Land or maybe it was all a crazy dream. Or maybe...maybe there's a little robot inside everyone of us. Wow, everybody, I may have a concussion. (falls back down the hole)

(Back at the barnyard)

• Otis: Well, Peck, looks like your all healed. Now, let's get you out of this tin can.
• Peck: Well, how are we gonna do that? These robot are welded together.
• Abby: Oh, don't worry. We got it covered. We're using hi-tech science.
• -Yeah, you won't even feel a thing.
• -Yeah, about that---.
• -What is it?
• -We used some of the fairies magic and other hi-tech science stuff to make those suits for Otis, Phineas and Ferb.
• Abby: In that case, we'll do the next best thing. Joey!
• -(In Rita Loud's voice) Better take a lollipop. This might pinch a bit.
• Joey: (with his mallet) Smashy. Smashy. Smashy!

The end.