Narrator: The city of Townsville…is having quite a lovely Saturday, isn’t it? Just look at all the townspeople. What a perfect day for an outing! (inhaling deeply) Ahh, you can just smell all the love and togetherness in the air. And here we find our girls, sleeping in. Anxiously dreaming of their big day off with the Professor. Finally, some quality time to spend with their faithful father figure. An opportunity to bond. To grow. To become closer. To establish ties. To learn. To love.
Pooh Bear: Look down here!
Blossom: Oh, no! A prison break!
Piglet: We must stop them!
Tigger: Yeah, and fast!
Professor: Well, kids, like you young people like to say "Let's get jiggly with it!"
(He flies off leaving the girls and the heroes confused. Blossom beats up a prisoner.)
Professor: Hey, Blossom, totally tubular!
Pooh Bear: Hmm? What does it mean?
Piglet: I don't know, Pooh.
(Bubbles beats up a prisoner.)
Professor: Wow, Bubbles, that was groovy!
Tigger: (confused) "Groovy?"
(Buttercup beats up a prisoner.)
Professor: Word up, Buttercup!
Buttercup: (groans) That is so lame!
Misty: We honestly don't know what Professor is talking about.
Brock: That sounds like exaggerating
Blossom: (slapping prisoner's face) And maybe this will teach to leave jail before you pay your debt to the society!
Professor: No, no, sweetie. Let me help you.
Blossom: But, Professor-
Professor: Now, watch. (slapping the prisoner) See, it's all in the wrist.
Blossom: But, I know-
Professor: Now, you try.
Blossom: (sighs)
Heroes: (groaning in annoyance)
(Blossom reluctantly does so.)
Professor: That's much better.
(Buttercup fights the prisoners and they pile up. She pants as if she's ready for more fighting.)
Professor: That's my little sugar muffin, dumpling, lumpy pie, angel cake.
(The prisoners laugh as the heroes shake their heads seeing that the professor is embarrassing Buttercup.)
Pooh Bear: Oh, this will never do.
Tigger: Poor Buttercup.
Brock: Oh, brother. Mushy pet names.
Misty: Oh, tell me about it.
Ash Ketchum: It's just as embarrassing as the pet names my mom calls me.
Professor: Sweetie pants, honey suckle, booger bear, beating up those mean old convicted fellas.
Prisoner 1: Yeah, sugar muffin!
Prisoner 2: Pudding pie!
Prisoner 3: Cupcake! Booger bear!
(The prisoner hides and attempts to jump into the sewer but gets caught by Bubbles.)
Bubbles: Oh, no you don't! You're going back to jail!
Professor: My little Bubbles. You never guessed that only a few months ago she had a bed-wetting problem.
(Bubbles dropped the prisoner and she felt embarrassed upon hearing it.)
Bubbles; (wailing) Professor!
Piglet: Oh, dear.
Rabbit: (groans) Oh, for goodness sake, Professor.
Blossom: Poor Bubbles.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, no kidding.
Buttercup: Look out!
(A prisoner hits Blossom with the lid and the professor caught her. Blossom groans in pain and then she snarled at the prisoner.)
Professor: No, no, sunshine. I'm beginning to think this type of work is too dangerous for girls your age.
Blossom and Buttercup: What?
Misty: What are you talking about?
Professor: Hush, now. You just let your professy wessy take care of this!
Rabbit: (groans) Good grief.
Buttercup: Good grief is right, Rabbit. This stinks he won't let us do anything.
Blossom: He's treating us like babies.
Bubbles: (appears with a paper bag over her head) And he's embarrassing us.
Ash Ketchum: I felt the same way when my mom reminds me to change my underwear every day — in front of my friends!
Rabbit: Yes, I often feel embarrassed whenever Tigger bounced into my garden.
Tigger: Hey!
Rabbit: I'm just saying.
Misty: Not to mention my three older sisters embarrassing me.
Professor: Well, I think that's all of them. Pretty, good day huh, guys?
Blossom: Well, uh, actually--
Professor: Oh, did you get a boo-boo? Well don't you girls worry, I have just the thing to get rid of mean old ouches.
Pooh Bear: (sighs) Oh, bother.
Misty: Oy-yey.
Buttercup: Great, what we really need is annoying old Powerprof.
Bubbles: I know, but how? We don't want to be too hard on him.
Blossom: Or do we?
Ash Ketchum: What exactly did you have mind, Blossom?
Blossom: Oh, you'll see, Ash. Come on, guys, I have an idea.
Professor: Okay, girls! Up, up and away! (laughs) Get it? Get it?
Girls; (groan as they fly)
Professor: Girls, what did we discuss yesterday?
Girls: (groan as they put on safety gear and fly back up)
Professor: That's better. Now, let's hasta la vista, babies!
Heroes and Girls: (groan)
Professor: Not so quickly, Mojo!
Pooh Bear: "Not so quickly?" That doesn't make sense.
Blossom: It's fast, Professor, fast.
Mojo: Oh, this is new.
Professor: Give it up, Mojo! You're no match for my little sugar lumps!
Heroes: Professor!
Girls: (complaining in annoyance)
Ash: Alright, Mojo Jojo, just what did you do with the girls?!