Pooh's Sing Along Song Adventure Volume 9: Superheroes/Transcript

Intro/Superheroes[edit | edit source]

Professor Owl: Stay with you, Bugs Bunny.

[On the ground we hear gunshots and Bugs Bunny is running.]

Elmer: All wight, you irascible bunny! Come back here you scwewy rodent!

Bugs Bunny: [To audience] I'll, uh be with you in a sec folks after I finish with nature boy here. [Gets pointed at by Elmer's shotgun and Bugs looks at him]

Elmer: All right, you pesky wabbit. I've got you now! [He's about to shoot Bugs, a metal ramp comes down on him and crushes him] Ouch!

[Gil]

Put on your mask

And your cape

It’s time to fly through the sky!

[Molly and Deema]

O-o-oh-oh, o-oh

Oona and Gil: In a flash!

Gil: Disappear or jump fifty stories high!

Molly and Deema: Now you see me, now you don’t,

Escape from me, oh no you won’t!

Molly: I got su-per pow-wers!

[With Deema]: Bad villains don’t scare me

I can run with super speed!

Together we can do anything…!

[With Gil, Deema, Oona, and Goby]: We’re su-per he-roes,

We’re all so brave…!

Su-per he-roes,

Don’t let the bad guys get awa-ay!

When trouble comes around…

We won’t let cha’ down…

Su-per he-roes,

Molly: Fighting crime every-day…!

Gil: I may look

Ordinary but that’s my disguise!

Molly, and Deema: O-o-oh-oh, o-oh

Gil: My shield will protect and my su-per strength

Is one of a ki-i-nd!

[With Gil, Molly, Deema, Oona, and Goby]: We’re su-per he-roes,

We’re all so brave…!

Su-per he-roes,

Don’t let the bad guys get awa-ay!

When trouble comes around…

We won’t let cha’ down…

Su-per he-roes,

Molly: Fighting crime every-day...!

T-U-R-T-L-E- Power![edit | edit source]

Dreams[edit | edit source]

Spider-Man[edit | edit source]

J. Jonah Jameson (OS): He is a Threat!, he is and what will continue to be a Threat, that Wretched Wall Crawler!
Bugs Bunny: Hmmm, I think they have once again embittered the Day of that Curmudgeonly Old Man of J. Jonah Jameson.
Bugs Bunny: with that Bad Temper would make Yosemite Sam proud.
Bugs Bunny: and I just know the only New York Hero who would be capable of something like that.
Bugs Bunny: and speaking of the King of Rome, I think this tune explains it, Ready whenever you want, Michael Buble.

[Chorus]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size

Catches thieves just like flies

Look out, here comes the Spider-Man

[Verse]

Is he strong? Listen, buddy

He's got radioactive blood

Can he swing from a thread?

Take a look overhead

Hey, there, there goes the Spider-Man

[Pre-Chorus]

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light, he arrives, just in time

[Chorus]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Wealth and fame? He's ignored

Action is his reward

Look out, here comes the Spider-Man

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Wealth and fame? He's ignored (He's ignored)

Action is his reward

Look out (Look out), here comes the Spider-Man

[Pre-Chorus]

The chill of night, at the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light he arrives, just in time

[Chorus]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size

Catches thieves just like flies

Look out, here comes the Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Wealth and fame? He's ignored

Action is his reward

[Outro]

Look out, here comes the Spider-Man

G.I. Joe is there![edit | edit source]

(Inside the room, Bugs is standing in front of the american flag, wearing a military uniform.)

Bugs Bunny: All right troops. The following tune revolves around the bravest soldiers who Fight and Defend for Freedom against COBRA, there's nothing to fear because the Real American Hero is here!, G.I. Joe!

Crashing through the sky

Comes a fearful cry

Cobra! (Cobra!!!) Cobra! (Cobra!!!)

Armies of the night

Evil taking flight

Cobra! (Cobra!!!) Cobra! (Cobra!!!)

Nowhere to run

Nowhere to hide

Panic spreading far and wide

Who can turn the tide?

[Chorus]

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

[Yo Joe!]

G.I. Joe will dare

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

G.I. Joe is there

Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble over land and sea and air

G.I. Joe is there!

Can the world oppose

The deadliest of foes?

Cobra! (Cobra!!!) Cobra! (Cobra!!!)

Joes will risk it all

To end the evil call of

Cobra! (Cobra!!!) Cobra! (Cobra!!!)

They never give up

They never say die

Walking tall with banners high

They sound the battle cry-

[Yo Joe! Yo Joe!]

[Chorus]

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

G.I. Joe will dare

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

G.I. Joe is there

Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble over land and sea and air

G.I. Joe is there!

Bugs Bunny (Narrating): G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

[Chorus]

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

G.I. Joe will dare

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

G.I. Joe is there

Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble over land and sea and air

Cobra Commander: Cobra! Retreat! Retreat!

[Outro]

G.I. Joe (A real American hero)

G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe!

Go, Power Rangers Turbo Go![edit | edit source]

Car engine revving sounds*

Gooooooo

Go Power Rangers Turbo

Gooooooo

Mighty engines roar

Turbo charged for more

Drive four on the floor

Go Power Rangers Turbo

Shift into Turbo!

Target fixed on lock

Evil take a walk!

Rangers set to rock

Go Power Rangers Turbo

Goooooooo

Go Power Rangers Turbo

Shift into high gear

Turbo Power's here

Rangers with no fear

Go Power Rangers Turbo

Goooooooo

Transformers[edit | edit source]

Spider-Man: Not all heroes are human. Some can be big robots like Optimus Prime and the Autobots. And this catchy ditty will show you why.

The Powerpuff Girls[edit | edit source]

Bugs Bunny: This is what happens when you Mix, Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice and a Volatile Chemical, but when you meet the Powerpuff Girls, you Won't believe your Eyes.

Narrator: Sugar, spice, and everything nice, these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction-- Chemical X!
Narrator: Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, And the forces of evil!

Powerpuff!

Blossom, Commander and the leader

Bubbles, She is the joy and the laughter

Buttercup, 'N' She's the toughest fighter

Powerpuffs save the day

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time,

The Powerpuff Girls

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time,

the powerpuff girls

Oh no, it's the mad Fuzzy Lumpkins

Watch out, it's the repulsive Roach Coach

Get him, it's evil Mojo jojo

Chasing evil, it won't stop.

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time,

The Powerpuff Girls

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time, the powerpuff girls

And then they'll be

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time,

The Powerpuff Girls

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time,

The Powerpuff Girls

Fighting crime, trying to save the world

Here they come just in time,

The Powerpuff Girls

POWERPUFF!!!!!!!