Pooh's Sing Along Song Adventure Volume 16: Movie Magic/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Sing Along Song Adventure Volume 16: Movie Magic

Intro/Hey, A Movie

• Rarity: Well....if I know my favorite movies, there always one thing that every show must have.
• Applejack: Oh yeah, what's that?
• Rarity: Why a big opening number.
• Sunset Shimmer: And just how are we gonna that all the way up here?
• Pinkie Pie: Oh that's easy. Just pull this rope. (pulls rope releasing the air)
• ALL: PINKIE!!!

(The balloon floats all the way down to the center of town)

• Gonzo the Great: What a fantastic beginning!
• Kermit the Frog: Wow!

[Kermit the Frog]

There'll be spectacle

There'll be fantasy

There'll be derring do

And stuff like you would never see

[All]

Hey! A movie!

[Fozzie Bear and Gonzo the Great]

Yeah! We're gonna be a movie!

[Kermit the Frog]

Starring everybody...

[Fozzie Bear]

...And me!

There'll be heroes bold!

There'll be comedy!

And a lot of fuss

That ends for us real happily

[All]

Hey! A movie!

[Fozzie Bear]

We can watch it all develop!

[Food]

Starring everybody...

[Gonzo the Great]

...And me!

We'll take a world

And set it on its ear

[Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear]

Come on, join in

We're gonna start right here

(Suddenly a car crashes into Gonzo who is riding along a crate of chickens)

• Winnie the Pooh: Are you quite alright, Gonzo?
• Gonzo the Great: It's okay. I landed on my head.

(Soon traffic piled up, Sweetums comes through the crowd but falls in a manhole)

• Fozzie Bear: (silencing the crowd) HOLD IT!!!!!!! Go ahead Kermit.
• Kermit the Frog: Thank you. You see, in this Sing-Along adventure, Pooh, the Rainbooms and Juniper Montage are traveling along seeing the life and glamour for those who on the big screen. And it going to be terrific. Boy, I wish I were you people seeing this for the first time.

(Suddenly the gang had a wardrobe change)

• -Not bad.

[Gonzo the Great]

There'll be crooks and cops!

[Fozzie Bear]

There'll be villainy!

[Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, and Gonzo the Great]

But with us on call

We'll fix it all real easily

[Monsters]

Hey! A movie!

[Fozzie Bear]

Wow! It's gonna be terrific!

Starring everybody...!

[Bowser]

And me! (steps on Sweetums hand)

• Kermit the Frog: Now all we need now is perfect cover for this song.
• Gonzo the Great: Right this way, young lady. I'll take picture of this chicken. Beautiful.
• Fozzie Bear: That's great, Gonzo
• Gonzo the Great: Yeah. Smile, Chickie Babe.

(Then Bowser start causing a scene throughout town)

• Gonzo the Great: Look up. Hey do you want to make the front page or not? Kermit I got a great picture of the chicken.
• Kermit the Frog: Oh good.

[Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, and Gonzo the Great]

There'll be mystery

And catastrophe

But it's all in fun

You paid the money - wait and see!

[Monsters]

Hey! A movie!

[Sweetums]

Is there any way to stop it!?

[Kermit the Frog]

Starring everybody

[All]

Everybody

Everybody and... (vocalizing as Gonzo sets up camera)

[Kermit and Fozzie Bear]

Me!

If I Lived in TV

(Verse 1)

Timmy:

Seems everywhere I turn there's harsh reality

I'm only ten years old and I'm way too young to be

This disappointed with the way things are

I've had it with this place and I'd be better off by far if...

(Chorus 1)

I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

In the company of three

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

Everybody would love me

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

I would run bionically

If only I could live in TV

(Verse 2)

Timmy:

So maybe I'll go where the cool guys all go "Aaaaaay!"

Or with the weatherman, on a show that's filmed today

You know that up is where I never grow

So here's a list of all the top ten reasons I should go and...

(Chorus 2)

Live inside TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

I could buy the letter "E"

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

And do Saturday night comedy

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

My loser friends could hang with me

If only I could live in TV

(Subverse 1)

Timmy:

Perhaps I'll be an English talent scout

Or hang with other two-foot kids

Kid:

Hey, what'chu talkin' about!?!

(Chorus 3)

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

I'd make my own reality

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

No Mom, no Dad, and no Vicky

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:

Then that would be a thing to see

If only I could live in TV

Timmy:

If I lived in TV!!!

Pure Imagination

• Sunset Shimmer: You know what makes a great movie?
• Juniper Montage: A great script?
• Rarity: Costumes?
• Rainbow Dash: Actors?
• Pinkie Pie: Fun?
• Twilight Sparkle: Special effects?
• Sunset Shimmer: And pure imagination.
• Applejack: Pure imagination?
• Fluttershy: What's that mean?
• Sunset Shimmer: Mr. Wonka?
• Willy Wonka: Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three.

[Willy Wonka]

Come with me

And you'll be In a world of pure imagination

Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination

We'll begin with a spin

Traveling in the world of my creation

What we'll see will defy explanation

If you want to view paradise

Simply look around and view it

Anything you want to, do it

Wanna change the world?

There's nothing to it

There is no life I know

To compare with pure imagination

Living there you'll be free

If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise

Simply look around and view

Anything you want to do it

Wanna change the world

There's nothing to it

There is no life i know

To compare with pure imagination

Living there you'll be free

If you truly wish to be

Perfect Isn't Easy

• Rarity: Well, there are times when being perfect isn't easy.
• Applejack: Oh yeah, name one person who would ever think that?
• Rarity: Well, it's not exactly a person, but a dog is.
• Spike (EG): A dog, seriously?
• Rarity: Well, why not? Georgette is living her best life in this number.

[Georgette]

Girl, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy but it's me

When one knows the world is watching

One does what one must

Some minor adjustments darling

Not for my vanity but for humanity

Each little step a pose

See, how the breeding shows

Sometimes, it's too much for even me

When all of the world says yes

Then, who am I to say no?

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl

No, girl, you need a pro

Not a flea or a flaw, take a peek at that paw

La, da-da, dee, dee, da

Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?

Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed

(Yeah)

Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classy

We're not talkin' Lassie

La, ah, ooh, aroo

Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff

Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-arow

Though many covet my bone and bowl

They're barkin' up the wrong tree

You pretty pups all over the city

I have your hearts and you have my pity

Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty

Perfect, my dear, is me

I Want it All

• -Well, I see why she would think that way.
• -Boy, the lengths people would do to having everything.
• -Kind of reminds me of two people who really want it all

[Sharpay Evans]

Imagine having everything we ever dreamed

Don’t you want it?

• Ryan Evans: Maybe.

[Sharpay Evans]

Can’t you see it?

• Ryan Evans: Kinda.

[Sharpay Evans]

Imagine first audition after college

I get the lead!

• Ryan Evans: A part for me?

[Sharpay Evans]

Well, of course!

• Ryan Evans: Yeah, right

[Sharpay Evans]

You’ve gotta believe it!

Ryan Evan: Keep talking

[Sharpay Evans]

You and I, all the fame

[Ryan Evans]

Sharpay and what’s-his-name

Sharpay: Sound exciting?

Ryan: Inviting

Sharpay: Let’s do it then!

Ryan: Listening.

Sharpay: Personal stylist, agent and a publicist

Ryan: But where do I fit into this?

Sharpay: With you we can win!

Ryan: Win the part?

Sharpay: Think bigger!

Ryan: Become superstars?

Sharpay: That’s better!

Don’t you see that bigger is better

And better is bigger

A little bit is never enough, no no no!

Don't you want it all (you want it, you know that you want it)

The fame and the fortune and more

You want it all (you want it, you know that you want it)

You gotta have your star on the door

You want the world, nothing less

All the glam and the press

Only giving you the best reviews

Say it!

Ryan & Sharpay:

I want it all

(I want it, I want it, I want it)

My name in lights at Carnegie Hall

I want it all

Sharpay (spoken): Can’t you see it?

Ryan (spoken): Yeah!

Sharpay (spoken): They’re gonna love me!

Ryan (clears throat)

Sharpay (spoken): I mean, us

Sharpay:

Red carpet, rose bouquets

Crowd waiting backstage

Ryan:

I’m with her, don’t stop me

I’m not the paparazzi

Sharpay:

Invitations (Ryan: (oh), standing ovations

Ryan: Magazines

Sharpay: Yes, please!

Ryan & Sharpay:

Gonna be celebrities!

Sharpay:

Photographs, fan club

Give the people what they love

Now you’re excited!

Ryan: I like it!

Sharpay: Let’s do it then!

Ryan & Sharpay:

Times Square, jetsetter

Sequels pay better

New York today, tomorrow the world!

Ryan: Sold-out shows

Sharpay: Think bigger!

Ryan: And the Oscar goes to...

Sharpay: That’s better!

Ryan & Sharpay:

Don’t you see that bigger is better

And better is bigger

A little bit is never enough, no no no!

I want it all (I want it, I want it, I want it)

The fame and the fortune and more

I want it all (I want it, want it, want it)

I’ve gotta have my star on the door

I want the world, nothing less

All the glam and the press

Only giving me the best reviews

I want it all (I want it, want it, want it)

Radio City Music Hall

We want it all

Ryan:

Here in the spotlight we shine

Look at who we are

Sharpay:

When Broadway knows your name

Ryan & Sharpay:

You know that you’re a star

Ryan (spoken): Dance! Madison Square Garden!

Sharpay (spoken): They love you!

Ryan (spoken): Thank you! Thank you all!

Gabriella (spoken):

It’s Oprah calling, again

She wants you on the show

They’re gonna have to get back to you

Sharpay:

I want it (I, I, I want it, I want it, I want it)

I want it (I, I, I want it, I want it all)

Ryan:

I want it all, I want it, I got to

I want to, I have to, I want to

I want it, I want it, I want it all!

Sharpay:

I want it, I want it, I want it

Ryan & Sharpay:

The fame and the fortune and more

I want it all (I want it, want it, want it)

I’ve gotta have my star on the door

I want the world nothing less

All the glam and the press

Only giving me the best reviews

I want it all

• Sharpay: Paris!
• Ryan: London!
• Sharpay: Rome!
• Ryan: Toronto, L.A.!
• Sharpay: Sydney!
• Ryan: Buenos Aires!
• Sharpay: Tokyo!
• Ryan: Moscow!
• Sharpay: Bollywood!

[Ryan & Sharpay]

New York City!

We want it all!