Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript (section)

== Bowser's Plan/The Journey to Kong Kingdom Begins ==

(scene: Bowser's Castle, inside Bowser's army celebrates the capture of the Super Star, we see Mistress 9)

* Mistress 9: (breaks the Fourth Wall) What? You didn't think I'd abandon him, did you?
* Bowser: My army! Koopalings!

(Koopalings cheers and Bowser Junior laughs)

* Bowser: Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are! (to Mistress 9) Future Queen.
* Mistress 9: (chuckles)
* Bowser: After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!
* Koopa Army: Yeah!
* Bowser: I am now the Most Powerful Turtle in the World!
* Koopa Army: Yeah!
* Bowser: Soon, we will arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom!
* Koopa Army: Yeah!
* Bowser: Where after years of being sworn enemies... I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale double wedding!
* Koopa Army: Yeah! (then gets confused as the party stops)
* Rocking Troopa: Huh?
* Troopa 1: Yeah.
* Troopa 2: Did he say "Marry their Princess?"
* Meowth: When it comes to romance, he's got a pretty vivid imagination.
* James: And that's all he's got.
* Bully: But Dad, this could be dangerous.
* Bowser Junior: Yeah. Doesn't the Princess hate you unlike Mistress 9?
* Bowser: Of course she hates me. But that makes me love her all the more. Her heart shaped bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her irremovable tiara. And when she sees this star, (chuckles) wedding bells.
* Jessie: What if she says "no?"

(Bowser breaths fire on Team Rocket then doses the flames with water and a Fire Extinguisher)

* Bowser: Then I will power up with this Star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
* Koopa Army: Yeah!
* Bowser: But there's more to my plan than the wedding.
* Koopa Army: Yeah! (then gets confused as the party stops)
* Rocking Troopa: Huh?
* Troopa 1: Yeah.
* Troopa 2: Did he say "More?"
* Troopa 3: What do you mean "more?"
* Bowser Junior: Tell'em, Dad!
* Koopalings: (cheering)
* Bowser: Alright, alright. Before the Power Rangers in Space destroyed the Plans of the United Alliance of Evil, I shared the same fate as Rita Repulsa when me and my Koopalings have been forced into exile during the Invasion of Eltar. Thanks to an Eltarian Sage who's now resurrected by his Daughter after Lord Zedd's defeat at the hands of the Cosmic Fury Rangers.
* Kamek: That's right!
* Bowser: But not anymore!
* Koopa Army: YEAH!!!!!!!!
* Bowser: After the Wedding and the takeover of the Mushroom Kingdom, we'll lead a surprise attack on the real world's city of Angel Grove and hunt for the one responsible for my imprisonment: Zordon of Eltar! And avenge the death of my Father, our illustrious leader, the Grand Monarch of Evil: Dark Specter! (Shows Portrait of Dark Specter)
* Koopa Army: YEAH!!!!!!!!
* Bowser: Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever. It's gonna rock!

(scene transcends to the Dark Lands where we see Luigi captured by Shy Guys and a Snifit, they take Luigi to a balloon. During the flight Luigi remembers his childhood where he is frightened by a bully then Mario (as a baby) stops him Back at the Mushroom Kingdom, a fanfare plays as the castle doors open to a crowd of cheering Toads)

* Rabbit: Oh, my!
* Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: So many Toads.
* Princess Peach: They're all counting on us. No pressure. (walks as our heroes follow)

(the Toads get a little shocked as our heroes pass by)

* Princess Peach: My Toads! Our days of terror are almost over! With the help of the Kong Army and the Chosen Heroes of the great Zordon of Eltar, we will stop...
* Blue Toad: Uh, who's he?
* Mario: (laughs nervously)
* Princess Peach: (looks nervously)
* Good Fairy: Well?
* Mewtwo: Tell them.
* Princess Peach: He's not important!
* Mewtwo: D'oh!

(Toads cheer as everyone enters the Warp Pipe, meanwhile at the Mushroom forest)

* Rabbit: D'oh! "Not important?" He says, "Who's he?" And you say, "He's not important!?"
* Princess Peach: It was dumb. I know.
* Rabbit: You should write a book: "How to Offend Heroes in 5 Syllables or Less."
* Misty: I guess that book would be your autobiography?
* Rabbit: D'oh!
* Princess Peach: (looks at Mario) Nervous?
* Mario: Who, me? (scoffs) Yes. A little.
* Princess Peach: (giggles)
* Toad: 🎼We're going on an Adventure!🎼 C'mon, guys! (scatting)
* Ash: Hey, we know you!
* Tigger: The Toad that got us in.
* Toad: Hey, fellas!
* Princess Peach: You know this guy?
* Piglet: (laughs nervously) Actually, he's the one who got us in the castle.
* Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Yeah. The Toad with good cooking skills.
* Toad: We're best friends.
* Mario: But are we?
* Toad: But don't worry. I will protect you.
* Princess Peach: A Toad brave enough to join us.
* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: And how do plan to pull that off?
* Toad: I fear nothing!
* Good Fairy: Then you're the Toad in my father's prophecy.
* Toad: You bet.
* Princess Peach: Well, that settles it. You're coming with us. Let's move!
* Tigger: Aye aye, your royal royaltiness.
* Toad: (laughs) 🎼I said, we're going on an Adventure!🎼 Whoo!

( a montage of our heroes traveling through the Kingdoms begins then stops at a high cliff)

* Princess Peach: Pretty incredible, huh?
* Mario: Mama Mia!
* Everyone: (aweing in amazement)
* Princess Peach: I'll never let anyone ruin this.
* Mewtwo: That's one thing we have in common.