Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Prologue: Bowser's Attack in the Ice Kingdom

(The Movie Begins at the Ice Kingdom, suddenly lava drops as a castle/ship lands releasing a swarm of turtle creatures called Koopas, Koopas fall in line as a puff of smoke reveal a magician named Kamek)

• Kamek: Behold, the King of the Koopas!

(Team Rocket and the Troopas stand attention as the gate opens to reveal their leader: King Bowser Koopa)

• Bowser: Open the gates or die!

(a silhouette is shown at the gate frightening a Troopa, until the gates open to reveal a troupe of Penguins and their king)

• Penguin King: Attack!

(the penguins attack the Troopas and Bowser with snowballs but to no avail, the battle ceases)

• Penguin King: That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield? [glares]
• Bowser: [chuckles] I do not. (Points to Team Rocket as they use their Pokémon for Battle)
• Jessie: Arbok! Teach those Flightless Birds a Lesson.

(Arbok Appears)

• James: Weezing, Victreebel, you too!

(Weezing and Victreebel Appears, and then Victreebel Gobbles James)

• James: Victreebel, this our first day. Why must you ruin this?
• Bowser: Never send humans to do a Koopa's job. (looks at Kamek)

(Kamek uses his magic to get the penguins while they're surrounded by Team Rocket, then Bowser uses his fire breath to attack the castle while Kamek watches in delight)

• Penguin King: No.

(Bowser sees something as Kamek makes a staircase for his master, Bowser then climbs to see a "?" Block, as the penguins watch in horror Bowser destroys the block with one fist, the item is revealed to be a Super Star)

• Bowser: [laughs] I finally found it! [bellows] And now NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEEE!!!!

(The Scene Transcends to the Command Center, while the Good Fairy is Meditating Peacefully, she hears a Familiar Evil Laugh)

• The Good Fairy: Bowser Koopa is free?! No...by The Morphin Grid, it cannot be! (leaves her bedroom and races to warn her father) Father! Evil... great evil has come...
• Alpha 5: Aye-yi-yi! She doesn't mean.....
• Zordon: Right, Alpha! That’s my old nemesis, King Bowser Koopa.
• Alpha 5: Oh, dear. I’d better call Pooh Bear and his friends immediately!
• Zordon: Hurry, Alpha!
• Alpha 5: Bowser Koopa! There’s no telling what he’ll do!

(Scene: Dark Lands)

• Bowser Koopa: None have dared to fail the great Bowser Koopa even once, but you, Team Rocket, you have failed me so Many Times!.
• Meowth: Great, Lord Bowser, it was the Talking Bear and his Friends, not to mention the Twerps and their Pikachu.
• Jessie: Yeah, they are the ones to blame.
• Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

(Jessie retrieves Wobbuffet to her Pokeball)

• Bowser Koopa: From deep inside my Dumpster prison, I sent Lord Zedd, Giovanni and some of my finest recruits, simple instructions to follow. But you lost the Chosen Ones, you lost Zordon’s location, AND I HAVE LOST MY PATIENCE! There is now no other crafty villain left on this planet.
• James: We know we've had a few unfortunate... setbacks.
• Bowser Koopa: And failed! Ever since Kanto Region. But, since your bumbling has managed to join my ranks, I am feeling... generous. There is still a way to amass the power needed to enslave this miserable planet in hopes to finish what the original U.A.E started and failed. And this time...THIS TIME, THE GREAT BOWSER KOOPA WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO IT RIGHT!
• Familiar Female Voice (O.S.): For once I agree.

(Revealing as Mistress Nine)

• Meowth: Meow! You? But we thought you were.....
• Mistress Nine: Dead? You're wrong, real wrong.

(Team Rocket shivers in Fear of Mistress Nine's Return)

• Mistress Nine: (OS) But…

(Team Rocket stops shivering)

• Mistress Nine: Thank you for your loyal service. You worked very hard. However, since I am now King Bowser’s new wife and Queen, I shall now be taking over his care. You have other things to attend to. Our master gave you an important mission. And I need you to carry it out immediately. Capture the Chosen Ones alive! Failure is not an option.
• Jessie, James, and Meowth: Yes, ma’am! (runs)
• Bowser: Uh, any reason you just said that?
• Mistress 9: I’m aware of your plan. So, I exaggerated to make a point. But, if this plan of yours fails, (smiles) I’ll be back.
• Bowser: I’ll be waiting.

(both villains + Kamek gives a thumbs up at each other as Mistress 9 departs in the shadows)

• Bowser: I got to learn that trick.
• Kamek: Yeah.

(Scene: The 100 Acre Wood, Pooh and Pals are sitting near Genie, Ash, Misty, and Brock eating a feast of fresh Combee honey and bread)

• Piglet: Uh, you know Pooh, I was thinking...
• Winnie the Pooh: That's a very good habit, Piglet.
• Piglet: (giggles) No. I was thinking about our next big adventure. Umm, I wonder what's it gonna be this time.
• Rabbit: Patience, Piglet. We'll know soon enough.
• Eeyore: It figures.
• Mewtwo: Exactly, if there were trouble, Zordon would contact us.

(Communicator sounds)

• Mewtwo: That's the Communicator. (answers) What's up Alpha?
• Alpha 5: (on the Communicator) Everyone! Zordon needs you at the Command Center it's urgent!
• Mewtwo: We're on our way. Everyone, prepare to teleport.
• Ash Ketchum: We're gonna meet Zordon?
• Genie: Guess so.
• Misty: Then we better go. They should not be made to wait.
• Ash Ketchum: Right, let's go Pikachu.
• Pikachu: Pika.

(Everyone teleports to the Command Center)

• Alpha 5: Aye-yi-yi-yi! The The subtonic interphasers are short-circuiting. I have to find a way to alternate the frequency modulators.

(everyone teleports)

• Mewtwo: Alpha, what's going on?
• Alpha 5: A massive surge of evil energy is overloading our sensors. Aye-yi-yi-yi!
• Zordon: My friends!
• Ash Ketchum: That's Zordon?
• Tigger: Yep. (chuckles) That's him.
• Zordon: You must act swiftly. The planet is in grave danger.
• Misty: Danger from what?
• Zordon: After many eons, my evil Interdimensional Arch-Enemy, Bowser Koopa, has been freed from his Dumpster prison. Long ago, I locked him in there to protect the world and the Multiverse from his malice, in case he wants to finish what the United Alliance of Evil started, continuing with Dark Specter's Legacy. Now, free once again, he... must... be... stopped!
• Mewtwo: I haven't seen him in a long time.
• Brock: You know this Bowser?
• Mewtwo: A story for another time.
• Female voice (O.S.): We've seen him, too.

(Serena and the Sailor Scouts alongside, Luna, Artemis and Diana appear)

• Pooh and Pals: Serena?!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (Giggles), It is been a long time, Boys.
• Ash Ketchum: The Sailor Scouts? What are you doing here?
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: Your friend Zordon called us.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: He said you can use our help.
• Tigger: Really? You don't say.
• Genie: No kidding?
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: You betcha.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: It'll be fun.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: (giggles)
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: We even brought a guest.

(Moves to reveal a familiar face)

• Pooh and Pals: (gasp)
• Brock: No way.
• Misty: Wait, you're...
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Protected by Saturn, the planet of Silence. I am the Guardian of Ruin and Rebirth: Sailor Saturn!
• Ash Ketchum: Cousin Hotaru!
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Hello, Cousin Ash.
• Pikachu: Pikachu! (Jumps off Ash's shoulder, runs up to Hotaru and jumps on her)
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: (chuckles and strokes Pikachu) Long time no see, Pikachu.
• Rabbit: Cousin?
• Tigger: Hey, wait a minute. You two know each other?
• Ash Ketchum: We sure do, Tigger.
• Pikachu: Pika.
• Piglet: We don't get it. We thought you were a baby in the rubble of Mugen School.
• Tigger: Unless....Oh, No!
• Luna: We're afraid we knew you'd react this way.
• Artemis: But it happened anyway.
• Misty: What did happen?
• Luna: Since the attack of Pharaoh 90, followed by the destruction of Mugen College and Professor Tomoe's Death, Bowser discovered the existence of Mistress Nine during his escape and somehow he also learned of Queen Beryl's demise. Same goes for the Negamoon Family and the Doom Tree Twins: Alan and Anne years ago.
• Diana: It was then he alongside his Right Hand Sorcerer, Kamek and two of his recruits created a clone of Hotaru even they dared to kidnap Rini as an Act of Vengeance, by redoing Professor Tomoe's experiment when he was influenced by the Germatoid.
• Artemis: (to Good Fairy): There's also something you need to know, Good Fairy. Someone knew of Bowser's escape from the Dumpster and he played a Role on the Resurrection. Does the name Lord Zedd mean anything to you?
• Good Fairy: It does.

(Shows Flashbacks of Lord Zedd)

• Ash Ketchum: Who?
• Rabbit: Lord Zedd, The Emperor of all who see, he was the one behind Ivan Ooze's Escape.
• Mewtwo: And the sworn enemy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Not to mention one of the members of Dark Specter's United Alliance of Evil, alongside Rita Repulsa.
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes, for some Reason, Sora mentioned us, that he has a long history with him, during his Exile on Angel Grove.
• Ash: Oh. So anyway, what can we do to stop this Bowser guy?
• Good Fairy: You can't stop him. But I know someone who can help you, an old friend from the Mushroom Kingdom: Princess Peach.
• Misty: A princess?
• Luna: Like Serena?
• Good Fairy: Yes. She trained me to be a great fighter in case Bowser returned.
• Mewtwo: Do you think she can help us?
• Good Fairy: Yes. But first, we need to find the warp pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Brock: Where is it?
• Good Fairy: Somewhere in a place called Brooklyn, New York City.
• Mewtwo: I happen to know two plumbers there who can help, Italian plumbers named....
• Ash: Mario and Luigi?
• Mewtwo: Yes.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: You know them?
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: They're our uncles.
• Pooh and Pals: (awes in amazement)
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Then it's decided.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: We're going to New York and then the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: And save the day!
• Zordon: Use extreme caution, my friends. You are dealing with an evil here that is beyond all imagination.

Meet the Mario Brothers

(the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial theme plays)

• Mario: "It's-a me, a-Mario!"
• Luigi: "And-a Luigi!"
• Mario: "Are you tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?"
• Both: "Mamma mia!"
• Mario: "That's-a why the Super Mario Brothers are here! To-a save Brooklyn!"
• Luigi: "And-a Queens!"
• Mario: "And-a your wallet!"
• Unnamed woman: "Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."
• Mario: "Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Bros., you're-a family!"

(then we come to the Punch-Out Pizzeria where we see Mario and Luigi celebrating)

• Mario: Wow, you were great!
• Luigi: I was great? Are you kidding? You were great.
• Mario: I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial.
• Luigi: That is not a commercial. That is cinema.
• Mario: What about the accents? Is it.. Is it too much?
• Giuseppe: Too much? It's-a perfect! Wahoo!
• Mario: Okay. I'm gonna trust you.
• Spike: Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the stupid Mario Brothers.
• Luigi: Ah, great. Spike's here.
• Mario: Hey, Spike.
• Spike: Yeah. "It's-a Me!" (laughs) Ooh, yeah. Tell me. Have you gotten one call, since you left me to start your dumb company?
• Luigi: As a matter of fact, Spike....we have.
• Mario: Wow, really?
• Luigi: Uh, yeah. Our mom called and she said: "Oh, boys! That was the best commercial I've ever seen." And I said "Thank you very much, Mother. We're very proud of it." So, boom! (drops phone)
• Spike: (laughs) Good luck running a business with this idiot. (throws napkin)
• Mario: Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it. (throws napkin back)
• Spike: Oh, yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario. You're a joke. Any you always will be.

(As Spike was talking, Ash and Pikachu enter the Pizzeria)

• Ash: (OS) Hey! Drop my uncle, Spike!
• Spike: The World Champion?!
• Pikachu: (demanding) Pikachu!
• Spike: What if I don't?
• Eeyore: (angry) Then you'll have to deal with us.
• Tigger: Yeah, brunose. So, do what Ashy Boy says or else.
• Rabbit: That's right!
• Spike: You were lucky this time, Mario. The World Champion won't always be around to save ya. (drops Mario, pushes Ash, leaves)
• Brock: I don't like this guy. He's a creep.
• Misty: That is disturbing.
• Pikachu: Pika.
• Luigi: (to Mario) Are you insane?! He's three time your size!
• Mario: Luigi, come on. You know, you can't be scared all the time.
• Luigi: Mmm. You'd be surprised.
• Misty: Ash, are you okay?
• Ash: I'm fine, Misty.
• Genie: Don't you scare us like that.
• Mewtwo: Now, Genie. Ash was just defending family. You'd do the same for Aladdin.
• Good Fairy: He's right you know.
• Mario: Hey, Mewtwo! Welcome back!
• Mewtwo: Thank you. It’s been a while.
• Ash: (giggles) Yep.
• Mario: Hey, Ash!
• Luigi: How ya doing, World Champion?
• Ash: I’m doing great. Look didn't Mom fill you in on what's up?
• Mario: She gave us some of the details. But the rest was a little mixed up.
• Luigi: Yeah. You're the Pokémon World Champion. But it's not enough to be a Pokémon Master?
• Ash: Look, I'm still a challenger.
• Mario: But with power.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Hello, Uncles.
• Mario: Hotaru? You're alive!
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: I sure am.
• Luigi: But how?
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: It's a long story.
• Rabbit: Ahem. Now that the conversation is done. Aren't you going to introduce us?
• Ash: Oh, sorry. Uncle Mario, Uncle Luigi, these are my friends.
• Misty: Nice to meet you. I'm Misty, International known beauty. I'm also the Cerulean Gym Leader.
• Brock: I'm Brock, a Pokémon Breeder as well as a Pokémon Doctor-in-Training. I'm also the Pewter Gym Leader. The pleasure to meet you is mine.
• Genie: I am, (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him.) DUP.
• Genies: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
• Genie: (Says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match.) Genie Of The Lamp! (Goes into Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank you!
• Mario: Nice to meet ya.
• Luigi: And you are?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
• Good Fairy: And I'm the Good Fairy, daughter of Zordon of Eltar.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: I'm Serena.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: I'm Rini.
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I'm Darien.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: I'm Amy.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: My name is Raye.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: I'm Lita.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Name's Mina.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: My name's Amara.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: I'm Michelle.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: And my name is Trista.
• Serena/Sailor Moon: And these are our cats, Luna, Artemis and Diana.
• Mario: Nice to meet ya.

(cell phone rings)

• Luigi: (answers) Hello, Super Mario Brothers. Uh-huh. A drip in your faucet? That's great. I mean that's... That's great that you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay! (hangs up) Mario, we got one! The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
• Mario: Wahoo! (to our heroes) C'mon, guys! You can help, too.
• Tigger: Let's go!

(everyone heads in the van, but the van gets stalled)

• Luigi: Oh, no! We're gonna be late!
• Mario: No, we're not.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: How are we gonna get there?
• Mario: There's always a way. Come on, let's go.

(the gang gets out of the van and follows Mario)

• Luigi: Hey, wait up!
• Piglet: What about their van?
• Mewtwo: We'll have Zordon and Alpha fix it while we're there. Now, hurry!
• Mario: This way!
• Luigi: (trips on a trash and gets attacked by a cat)
• Mario: Come on, Lu. Step on it.
• Luigi: (tumbles around the grocery store and hands a groceries to grocer) Here you go.

(gang heads toward a near a construction area)

• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: "Road Closed?"
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now what?
• Serena/Sailor Moon: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

(Mario goes on ahead)

• Luigi: Aw, Mario. What are you doing?
• Rabbit: Well, we better go after him.
• Good Fairy: (addresses us) Kids, don't try this at home.

(the gang goes through the construction site)

Construction Worker: Hey! Ash: Sorry. Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Coming through! Construction Worker: Get off from there! Tigger: Excuse us. Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Pardon. Construction Worker 2: You can't be here! Luigi: I know. Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear! Construction Worker 3: I'm workin' here. Winnie the Pooh: Sorry. Luigi: So sorry.

(Mario reaches the Castle Burger and opens the gate)

• Mario: Come on, guys! Pump those legs!
• Luigi: I'm so sorry. I'm trying. I got bad knees.
• Mewtwo: I vote we never do that again.
• Rabbit: Agreed.
• Mario: (OS) Come on, guys!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wait for us!

(the gang rushes toward the Marios until they make it to their destination: a tall white home building)

• Mario: (wolf whistles)
• Everyone: (awes in amazement)
• Luigi: Oh, wow. We have hit the big time.

(Marios fist bumps as the scene transcends inside)

• Woman Owner: The drip is upstairs, at the end of the hall.
• Man Owner: Can you fix it?
• Mario: Very confident, sir.
• Ash: Don't worry, sir. My uncles can fix this.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: "Our" uncles.
• Ash: Sorry.
• Woman Owner: You'll be careful about making a mess.
• Luigi: Ma'am, I assure you. We don't make messes, we fix'em. (laughs, then gasps)

(a dog appears)

• Piglet: Monster!
• Woman Owner: That's Francis.
• Piglet: Oh, no! He's going to eat me! (Francis licks him) He's starting at the bottom and working to the top.
• Woman Owner: He likes you.

(Luigi accidentally steps on Francis's favorite bone then laughs nervously as he walks away)

• Woman Owner: 🎼Mama, Mama, Mama, you have your baby🎼

(Luigi looks scared of Francis as Mario pulls him in, inside the restroom our heroes look at a sink as Luigi gets squirted)

• Mario: Wrench.

(Mario uses Wrench and Monkey Wrench to fix pipes)

• Mario: And, our first job complete.

(Mario Brothers special high fives each other)

• Mario Brothers: Hey!
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: That was fast.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: That's our uncles for ya.
• Winnie the Pooh: Uh, fellas. I seem to have some small problems.

(Francis appears angry)

• Luigi: Francis is here.

(Francis closes the door)

• Winnie the Pooh: He's mad.
• Piglet: Oh, dear.
• Tigger: Uh-oh.
• Luigi: Hey there, pal.
• Mewtwo: Stand down!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Nice doggy.

(Francis attacks but hits the sink, Mario and the others slips into the shower as Francis heads toward Luigi)

• Luigi: Mario! Guys! Do something!

(Mario hits Francis with a container, Francis turns)

• Ash: Bad idea.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Very bad.

(Francis attacks)

• Winnie the Pooh: Gangway!
• Mario: (jumps, slow motion) Mamma-Mia!

(Mario closes shower door)

• Tigger: Phew. That sure was a close call. Old Furface almost caught us.
• Luigi: Uh, guys?
• Misty: The sink.

(everything starts to break, water pops up a tile, Mario plugs it up, but more water comes up, Mario plugs it up, then another, then Luigi plugs it up, then water comes through the mirror, Luigi plugs it up, the water spouts out of the toilet)

• Brock: Oh, come on!

(Mario closes the top, then water comes through the shower, Fancies sees this as an opportunity)

• Luigi: (screams) The heckhound is gonna escape.
• Mewtwo: No, it won't.
• Ash: Fix it, Uncle Mario.
• Mario: You got it.

(Mario fixes the toilet, the shower than drains)

• Mario: Phew.
• Luigi: Hey uh, Mario?

(Too late Francis is on the top of the shower door)

• Mario: Uh, who's a good puppy? Who's a good boy?
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now what?
• Rabbit: Let me answer that by saying: "HELP!"

(Francis jumps as the Marios scream)

• Tigger: DUCK!

(our heroes do so as Francis falls through the window, the Marios save him)

• Owners: Hmm? (looks but returns to their books)

(our heroes pull Francis to safety, the owners come in and gasp)

• Mario: Found the problem.
• Ash: (laughs nervously) Oops.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. (pot lands on his head) Double bother.

(Francis whimpers)

Family Dinner/Fixing the Main Water Pipes/Secret Pipe Area

(the Marios hang their hats and gloves)

• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: That was embarrassing.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Super embarrassing.
• Good Fairy: Good thing Mewtwo cleared this mess up.
• Mewtwo: Yes. At least they payed the Marios the amount after we fixed the mess.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Too bad we had to spend some of it on another bone for Francis.
• Ash: Cheer up, guys. At least they're letting us stay at their place.
• Pikachu: Pika-pika.
• Rabbit: I have a feeling this gonna be a long night.
• Mario Family: Hey-yo!
• Mario Brothers: Hey-yo!
• Uncle Tony: It's the Super Mario Brothers, from the TV.

(everyone laughs)

• Uncle Arthur: They give an Oscar for Worst Actors?
• Aunt Marie: Hey! (slaps him)
• Uncle Arthur: What I do?
• Genie: (Southern Belle Accent) Oh, I declare it's such a delight to cook for family. And oh, are you gonna be pleased. Goat o'Gratin, Hummus on a Half-Shell, and Deep-Fried Camel Fritters like Mama used to make.
• Mario: (nervous laugh) So, uh... So everybody saw the commercial then?
• Uncle Tony: Uh-huh. We seen it.
• Mario: And?
• Uncle Arthur: I wouldn't quit your day job.
• Uncle Tony: Oops. He already did.

(everyone laughs)

• Mario's Mom: Well, I thought it was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater.

(Mario's Dad serves dinner: pasta with mushroom)

• Mario: Ah, mushrooms?
• Tigger: Gee-yuck! Tiggers don't like mushrooms.
• Rabbit: Now don't get snippy, Tigger. We are guests in the Mario household.
• Mario's Dad: Everybody likes Mushrooms, right?
• Luigi: I love mushrooms. I'll take them.
• Uncle Tony: Mario, seriously. What were you thinking with that commercial?
• Mario: What? It's supposed to be funny.
• Luigi: Can someone pass the bread?
• Uncle Tony: Yeah, but what's with the outfits? Plumbers wearing white gloves?
• Mario: That's right. You gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out.
• Mario's Mom: Don't listen to them. The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: Actually, they didn't. He was praised for his great work.
• Luigi: Uh, Amy's right you know, Ma.
• Mario: Dad? What did you think?
• Mario's Dad: I think you're nuts. You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream. And the worst part....You're bringing your brother down with you.
• Mario: Thanks, Dad. (leaves the table) Thanks for the support.
• Ash/Hotaru: Uncle Mario!
• Rabbit: Oh, dear. Mercy me.
• Piglet: Oh, dear. Mercy me, too.
• Mario's Dad: What I say?
• Good Fairy: Excuse us.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

(everyone leaves)

• Luna: Poor dears. After all they've been through.
• Artemis: Those two have a great destiny ahead of them. They just don't know it yet.
• Diana: Yeah.

(meanwhile at his room, Mario is playing a game, then switches to the TV)

• Luigi: (enters) Hey. (sits) Nah, you're not bringing me down. You know what! What do they know, huh?
• Mario: It's not just them.
• Serena/Sailor Moon: What do you mean?
• Mario: Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, we can't do this, you can't do that. Sick and tired of feeling so small.
• Mewtwo: There is nothing to be gained from such nonsense. You are the same as all humans, neither stronger nor weaker. You proved that when you asked us to help with your mistake today.
• Mario: Yeah, I know.
• News Reporter: A water main burst underground today. Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
• Ash: Turn it up.

(Mario does so)

• Mayor Pauline: Everything is under control. I promise you. We are very close to fixing this.
• Citizen: Out of the way!
• Citizen 2: It's alright!
• Citizen 3: Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!
• Mario: Save Brooklyn? Guys...This is our chance!
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: What do you mean?
• Mario: Destiny is calling!
• Luigi: Destiny del Monchu from High School?
• Mario: What? No! Just come on!
• Rabbit: Oh my gosh. Quick, quick!
• Tigger: Let's follow them, hasty posty!

(scene transcends to flooded area as our heroes arrive on the scene)

• Flood Worker: (plugs up water) I got this. (bursts up)
• Mario: They're not even looking at the right place.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: According to my calculations, the source is right there.
• Mario: Come on, guys.

(Mario uses a crowbar to open a sewer gate, water starts draining)

• Luigi: You are not seriously considering....
• Mewtwo: We have no choice.
• Ash: Come on, Uncle Luigi. Getting there's the fun part.

(everyone jumps in)

• Luigi: Guys! (laughs nervously, then jumps in)

(inside the sewers, our heroes wade toward their destination)

• Brock: Now what?
• Mario: We gotta get to that pressure valve.

(we see the pressure valve shaking)

• Luigi: Mama Mia!
• Genie: Fear not o' Plumber in Green, we can rebuild.
• Ash: Just climb on to the pipe.
• Mewtwo: And don't look down.

(our heroes climb across the pipe, as Mario tries to turn the valve, it snaps off as does the pipe and our heroes hang on to it until they crash into a hollow wall)

• Pooh and Pals: (crawl out of rubble)
• Genie: Smooth flight, but the reentry could use work.
• Brock: Is everybody okay?
• Misty: I'm alright. Togepi's fine, too.
• Luna: Serena, you alright?
• Serena/Sailor Moon: That's gotta leave a mark.
• Ash: (to the Brothers) You guys alright?
• Luigi: (groans) I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
• Mario: Come on.

(Mario walks away with our heroes following)

• Mario: Whoa! (sees a room filled with pipes) What is this place?
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: It's a room filled with pipes.
• Mewtwo: Let's go.

Separated/Enter the Mushroom Kingdom/Meeting Toad

(our heroes explore the pipe room until Luigi finds a green pipe)

• Mario: Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
• Good Fairy: This place looks familiar to me.
• Rabbit: It does?
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Then this must be the place where you entered the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Good Fairy: Maybe.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Do you remember how you got there?
• Good Fairy: Some kind of green pipe brought me there.

(they hear a noise)

• Ash: Where's Uncle Luigi?
• Mario: Luigi?

(gang enters the green pipe)

• Mario: Luigi, are you in there?
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: There's his monkey wrench.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: But I don't see him.
• Genie: Where could he be?
• Mario: Luigi!
• Winnie the Pooh: Hello, there! Luigi? Where are you.... (gets sucked into the pipe)
• Piglet: (gets sucked into the pipe)
• Rabbit: Oh, Piglet. (grabs Eeyore and goes through the pipe)
• Tigger: (shouts as he too, gets sucked into the pipe)
• Ash and his friends: (shouts as they too, gets sucked into the pipe)
• Genie: (shouts as he too, gets sucked into the pipe)
• Mario: What? (gets sucked into the pipe)

(everyone goes through a rainbow stream until they see Luigi)

• Mario: Luigi!
• Luigi: Mario!
• Mewtwo: We got to save him.
• Mario: Gimme your hand!

(Luigi does so)

• Mario: It's all gonna be okay!
• Luigi: How is this gonna be okay?
• Mario: I'm telling you. Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together!

(Luigi then smiles until...)

• Luigi: Mario!
• Mario: Luigi!

(Luigi enters a dark lava covered pipe while our heroes another pipe leading them to a mushroom tree forest)

• Pooh and Pals: (crawl out of rubble)
• Genie: Smooth flight, but the reentry could use work.
• Brock: Is everybody okay?
• Misty: I'm alright. Togepi's fine, too.
• Luna: Serena, you alright?
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: That's gotta leave a mark.
• Rabbit: Oh my!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Hey, we're in our Sailor Scout uniforms.
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I'm in my costume, too.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: How is that possible?
• Tigger: Yeah, how did you transform without activating the Brooches and the Pens?
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: It must be that pipe.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: I guess.
• Ash: Uncle Mario!

(Mario gets up and sees the Mushroom forest)

• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Where are we?
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: No idea.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Do you think this could be...
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Mario, what are you doing?
• Mario: Just looking. (looks at a blue mushroom)
• Toad: Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!

(everyone screams)

• Toad: Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine.
• Mario: Ah, it's a little mushroom man. A little mushroom man talking to me.
• Genie: Say, I thought only genies can turn into something like that.
• Toad: Pleased to meet ya! I'm Toad.
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
• Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo, the World's Most Powerful Pokémon.
• Good Fairy: And I'm the Good Fairy, daughter of Zordon of Eltar.
• Brock: My name's Brock. And I'm a Pokémon Breeder.
• Misty: And my name's Misty. My specialty is Water Pokémon.
• Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum. And I'm trying to be a Pokémon Master.
• Pikachu: Pika!
• Ash: Oh, yeah. And this is Pikachu.
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Genie: Name's Genie.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: I'm Serena.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: I'm Rini.
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I'm Darien.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: I'm Amy.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: My name is Raye.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: I'm Lita.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Name's Mina.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: I am Hotaru.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: My name's Amara.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: I'm Michelle.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Trista.
• Luna: Luna.
• Artemis: Artemis.
• Diana: Diana.
• Mario: Uh, Mario. (catches up) So this uh...This is, this is not a dream? (gets whacked) Ow!
• Toad: That hurt, right?
• Mario: Yes!
• Toad: Definitely not a dream.
• Mario: Then, then...This place is...
• Toad: The Mushroom Kingdom!
• Mario: Mushrooms, really? Now that is a cruel twist of fate.
• Genie: So, this is the Mushroom Kingdom. Doesn't look kingdom-y to me.
• Tigger: Why sure it is Big Blue, we'll just have to wait until we get to the palace!
• Mario: (crosses paths with a Bramball) Hello. (to Toad) Yeah, I'm actually looking for someone.
• Ash: My other uncle, actually. He's like my Uncle Mario here. Except his taller, skinnier, and wears green.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: The last time we saw him, he went through a lava covered pipe.
• Toad: (gasps) Uh, that is not good.
• Ash: Why?
• Toad: Umm...Your uncle has landed in the Dark Lands. They're under Bowser's control.
• Mario: Bowser?
• Toad: He's the most evil, wretched creature alive.
• Good Fairy: And the enemy my Father, Zordon, sent us to stop.
• Toad: (gasps) Zordon?! Did you say "Zordon?"
• Mewtwo: Yes. He sent us to stop his plan.
• Winnie the Pooh: Poor Luigi. He could be in big danger. We have to find him and save him from Bowser.
• Rabbit: But how will we find him? He could be anywhere.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, think, think.
• Toad: (jumps on a tree) Okay, you're coming with me.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: To where?
• Toad: I'm taking you to see the princess. She can help. She can do anything.
• Mario: Princess?

(the gang sees the kingdom then awes in delight)

Toad: Come on, guys! Our big adventure begins now! Rabbit: Right behind you. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Mario: Hang on, Luigi!

(everyone follows Toad into the kingdom, meanwhile at the Dark Lands, Luigi gets up, grabs his tools, and starts exploring)

• Luigi: Mario? Mario? Where are you? (a branch snags him, then stumbles near a lava stream but runs across, he bumps into a tree, then gets attack by bats, grabs his flashlight then continues, he hears something, then sees and gets attacked by a Dry Bones, he hits a branch and flies toward the Dry Bones dismantling him) Ha, ha! Yes! You just got a-Luigi'd! (Dry Bones gets reassembled as more arrive to get Luigi, Luigi escapes into a fortress, Just when he thought he was safe, a group of Shy Guys and a Snifit stands in the shadows, Luigi screams in the dark)

(meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom, our heroes enter the Kingdom)

• Toad: This way, guys!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wait up!
• Brock: How do we get to the princess?
• Toad: The princess is right up the hill.
• Tigger: After that fungus!

(everyone follows Toad)

• Toad: Excuse me, everybody. Coming through. Got a big adventure happening, right now. Clear a path for us. If I could just...
• Mario: (grabs a coin, give it to a Red Toad) Here you go.
• Toad: Excuse us. Excuse us, everybody! Coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!
• Ash: Hey!
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Why did you say that?
• Toad: Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine.
• Good Fairy: Oh, really?
• Mewtwo: Next time, give them a real reason to move.
• Toad: Chanterelle!
• Chanterelle: Morning!
• Toad: Nice to see ya, bud.

(everyone continues through the marketplace)

• Toad: And...Up, we go.
• Mario: Wait, up?
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Come on!

(everyone goes on some lifts, Mario slips on one then gets up)

• Misty: (OS) Come on, Mario!

(Mario catches up)

• Mario: (walking on floating bricks) Okay, so these bricks are just floating here?
• Good Fairy: Only in the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now what?
• Toad: Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way.
• Luna: That clear pipe?
• Toad: It's the only way to fly, kitty. (enters)
• Mario: Oh, wow. Love these pipes.
• Misty: You would.
• Genie: No time for dilly-dallying.
• Rabbit: He's right.
• Tigger: Let's go.

(gang enters the clear pipe, Toad, Pooh and Pals, Ash and his friends, and the Sailor Scouts enter the blue pipe while Mario enters the green pipe, then the red pipe, then right green pipe, then red pipe again)

• Mario: Aw, come on!

(Mario then goes up the right pipe, while everyone is waiting)

• Mewtwo: What kept you?
• Mario: (groans, then flops)
• Toad: Here we are. Palace doors. Bing, bang, boom. Come on. (laughs) Woo!
• Mario: Whoa!
• Good Fairy: Come on, Peach is waiting.

(everyone does so)

• Toad: Pretty impressive, am I right?
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, yes. Very impressive.
• Toad Guard: Hold it right there, fellas.
• Piglet: Oh, dear.
• Tigger: Uh-oh.
• Mario: Oh, hey. I need to see the princess.
• Ash: Yeah. It's an emergency.
• Pikachu: Pika-pika.
• Toad Guard: What princess?
• Toad Guard 2: I never heard of any princess.
• Toad Guard: Oh, wait. I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle.
• Toad Guard 2: Oh, yeah. That's right.
• Toad Guard: You should try another castle, maybe. She ain't in this one.
• Mario: Huh?
• Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you’re not letting us in?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. WE'RE COMING IN!!! SO SIDDOWN!!
• Tigger: YIKES!!!
• Good Fairy: Genie!
• Genie: It's a joke. I do that.
• Toad: Okay, so they're messing with you. And...I don't like it. (grabs his frying pan, but instead of hitting, he cooks) What do you guys, um...What do you wanna eat? Anything your hear desires. (to our heroes, whispers) Go! (to guards) And we're gonna scramble it up.

(everyone enters the castle, but see more guards, Mario salutes them, they salute back until....)

• Toad Guard 3: Hey!
• Toad Guard 4: Intruders!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Uh-oh!
• Winnie the Pooh: Gangway!
• Ash and his friends: Let's get out of here!
• Toad Guard 3: Stop them! Intruders!
• Toad Guard 4: Stop them!
• Toad Guards: Back to work! We know! Stop them!

Meeting Princess Peach

(inside the Throne Room a group of Toads gather around as a map of the Mushroom Kingdom rises)

• Toad General: Council! Your attention! Since his escape from the Space Dumpster, Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our kingdom. It's power will make him invincible. Zordon of Eltar and the Morphin Masters predicted that this would happen sooner or later, since the United Alliance of Evil has fallen. And now freed and swearing vengeance on the Eltarian and his Daughter, we will be destroyed.

(Toads gasp in horror)

• Yellow Toad: Princess, what are we gonna do?
• Princess Peach: I will not let him hurt you. (walks down) When my old friend the Good Fairy comes with the Chosen Ones from her father Zordon of Eltar's prophecy, we are going to stop Bowser.
• Yellow Toad: How? Look at us. We're adorable.
• Princess Peach: I'm going to convince the great Kong Army to help us. Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
• Toad General: Their mad king doesn't make alliances. The Kongs will never agree.
• Princess Peach: I can convince him. When they get here, I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom in the morning.
• Toad General: Good Luck, Princess. For all our sakes.

(Princess Peach leaves the throne room then hears something)

• Rabbit: (OS) Help!
• Princess Peach: (sees our heroes)
• Tigger: Gangway!
• Rabbit: Retreat!
• Piglet: Yipes!

(Mario follows our heroes then sees Peach)

• Mario: (slow motion) Princess!

(Peach flips Mario)

• Ash: That's gotta hurt.
• Pikachu: Pika-pi.
• Mario: Princess! I...
• Tigger: Look out!

(Toad Guards attack our heroes)

• Pikachu: (angry) Pi-kaaaaaa......
• Ash: Pikachu, no!
• Princess Peach: Wait! Release them!
• Pikachu: Pika?

(Toad Guards do so)

• Tigger: Phew! That sure was a close call. Those guards almost caught us.
• Mewtwo: Aren't funguses this aggressive?
• Princess Peach: Well, they're called Toads actually.
• Good Fairy: Peach?
• Princess Peach: GF!
• Good Fairy: I missed you!
• Tigger: Well, I'll be.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, my goodness.
• Princess Peach: Boy, you almost look just like your mother.
• Good Fairy: (giggles) You can say that again.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Did we miss something?
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I don't think so.
• Princess Peach: Wait. Aren't you Queen Serenity's daughter?
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: That's what Luna said.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: She is our Princess, you know.
• Ash: You shouldn't say those things yet.
• Princess Peach: Wait! I know you! You're Ash Ketchum, the Pokémon Alola League/World Champion!
• Ash: (giggles) Yep. But, I'm still trying to be a Pokémon Master.
• Princess Peach: (sees Genie) And you're a....
• Genie: Una memento, your Highness. I am, (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him.) DUP.
• Genies: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
• Genie: (Says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match.) Genie Of The Lamp! (Goes into Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. (into Elvis Presley) Thank you very much!
• Princess Peach: (giggles) Right.
• Genie: (Back to normal) Tres gauch, right?
• Princess Peach: (sees Pooh and Pals) Whoa! Are you... (gasps) It's them! I mean you are the Chosen Ones, right?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
• Mewtwo: And I am Mewtwo, the World's Most Powerful Pokémon.
• Princess Peach: (sees Mario) Whoa! Are you... (gasps) He's a human! I mean you are a human, right?
• Ash: Yeah. That's my Uncle Mario. Why do you ask?
• Princess Peach: It's just that he's so small. (grabs Mario's hat)
• Mario: Hey!
• Princess Peach: W-w-wait. Wait. Let's go back. Where did you come from?
• Mario: Me, my friends, my nephew, my niece Hotaru...
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Hi.
• Mario: And my little brother Luigi, we fell down this pipe. And now he's lost somewhere in the Dark Lands.
• Princess Peach: Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck. Now that the Chosen Ones are here, I'm on my way to stop him.
• Mewtwo: That's why Zordon sent us to you. To stop Bowser's plan before he returns to Angel Grove and finish what his father, Dark Specter started.
• Princess Peach: The Grand Monarch of Evil is Bowser's father?
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: You know him?
• Princess Peach: Dark Specter was a monster. If we don't hurry and stop Bowser, your world is doomed. (hand gets grabbed) Huh?
• Brock: (lovestruck) Worry not, my fair Princess!
• Rabbit: Oh no, not again.
• Tigger: (sighs) Here we go again.
• Winnie the Pooh: Bother.
• Princess Peach: Mm...
• Brock: (lovestruck) Yes! It is my one purpose in life to rescue you from this political turmoil! (but then gets grabbed by Misty by the ear and got pulled away)
• Misty: There’s enough turmoil for one day!
• Brock: Not the ear! Not the ear! Not the ear!
• Ash Ketchum: Just like the old times, right Brock?
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (shocked) Whoa! Brutal stuff!
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: (very shocked) But, I do like her style.

(Misty then tossed Brock away as he screamed and he fell down to the floor)

• Genie: Whoa-ho! This girl does her homework!
• Good Fairy: So, that's how Misty handles Brock when it comes to him going love crazy for the girls.
• Mewtwo: Yes.
• Pikachu: (agreed) Pika-pi.
• Ash Ketchum: (To Princess Peach) Sorry about our friend Brock. He can be a bit crazy when there's beautiful girls and so far or believe it or not, he hasn't have any luck.
• Pikachu: (apology) Pika-Pika.
• Princess Peach: No pressure.
• Mario: Well, now that that's out of the way, take me with you.
• Princess Peach: This guy's a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast.
• Luna: That's outrageous!
• Princess Peach: He won't even notice it properly. Cause you're very, very small.
• Mario: You know what? Make fun of me all you want. But you're gonna help me find my brother. Please?
• Good Fairy: (into Peach's ear) He and Luigi are with you in my father's prophecy.
• Princess Peach: (realizes) Okay. Let's see what you're made of. (to Pooh and Pals, Ash and his friends, and the Sailor Scouts) You guys, too.
• Mario: Is that a "yes?"
• Princess Peach: No, that's a "Let's see what you're made of."

Training our Heroes

(Scene: Princess Peach's Castle courtyard, our heroes ride a floating balcony, a giant "?" Block appears, it splits and transforms into a training course, everyone awes in delight)

• Princess Peach: If you can finish this, You’re coming with me.
• Rabbit: Sounds easy enough.
• Piglet: But looks f-f-f-f-f-frightful.
• Princess Peach: Watch and learn. (goes through the obstacle course without a scratch)
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wow!
• Tigger: She's good.
• Winnie the Pooh: Very good.
• Genie: Whoa-ho! This girl does her homework!
• Mario: That was amazing. Wait, how are we supposed to do that?
• Princess Peach: With the Power-Ups.
• Tigger: Oh, Power-Ups. Hoo-hoo, sure. Uh, what's a Power-Up?
• Princess Peach: They give us special abilities. (hits a block)
• Mario: (grabs a red mushroom) Ugh! Really?
• Peach: Go on. Eat it.
• Mario: Ugh... (Mario tries to eat it) Now does this have to be a mushroom? Because I HATE mushrooms.

(Peach glares at Mario)

• Mario: Okay, okay. (Mario tries to eat it again) Are you sure there's not like a--
• Rabbit: D'oh! Mario, you're wasting our...
• Princess Peach: (to our Heroes) Ahem. You guys go ahead. I'll deal with this.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Okay.

(gang tries the obstacle course)

• Good Fairy: I'll keep watch.
• Princess Peach: Thanks. (to Mario) Down the hatch! Yep, there it is. All gone.
• Mario: (swallows hard) Aw, not cool! (feels a power surge, grows, cheers)
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wow! Mario grew!
• Tigger: (OS) Duck!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (gets hit by an obstacle) Whoa!
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Mini Moon!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (recovers) Sorry!
• Good Fairy: Shake it off, Rini. You'll be alright.
• Mario: I'm tall.
• Princess Peach: And strong.
• Mario: (hits brick block)
• Princess Peach: And, you can jump.
• Mario: I got this. No problem. (jumps then falls, lands in the water, then powers down and returns to start)
• Princess Peach: Oh, yeah. When you get hit, you lose the power.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now, you tell him.
• Mewtwo: Patience. He'll clear this like we did.
• Princess Peach: That's because you already have powers. (hits block)
• Mario: (grabs another super mushroom) Great. Ugh.
• Rabbit: I have a feeling this gonna be a long night.
• Mario: (eats super mushroom then grows)
• Princess Peach: Come on, try again.

(Mario's training montage begins)

• Good Fairy: Peach, wake up.

(Peach does so as everyone watches Mario finish sort of....)

• Eeyore: Well, Now that the montage is done, what do we do now?
• Princess Peach: Well, we have a long journey ahead of us, guys.
• Mario: But I didn't make it.
• Princess Peach: You almost did. No one gets it right away. (to our heroes) No offence.
• Genie: No. We're with you. Say no more. 'Nuff said. Roger. Over and out.
• Mario: How many tries did it take you?
• Good Fairy: Bad question.
• Princess Peach: Oh. So many....I was not good at it. Worse than you.
• Mario: You got it right away, didn't you?
• Princess Peach: I got it right away, but I grew up here.
• Mario: Okay. Now, you're just trying to make me feel better.
• Princess Peach: No! No...Is it working?
• Mario: A little bit, yeah.
• Ash: Looks like they're getting along so well.
• Misty: You said it.
• Good Fairy: Bowser doesn't stand a chance.
• Mewtwo: I hope so.

(Later that Night, Ash sees Hotaru Sleeping while they Remember how Professor Tomoe Extracted Rini's Pure Heart Crystal and Bring Back Mistress Nine)

• Ash: (worried) Hmm.
• Princess Peach: (OS) A penny for your thoughts?
• Ash: Huh? Uncle Mario, Good Fairy, Mewtwo, Princess.
• Princess Peach: (giggles) Call me Peach.
• Ash: Sorry.
• Mewtwo: Since we’ll be leaving for the Jungle Kingdom tomorrow, shouldn’t you get some sleep?
• Ash: I know. But I couldn’t sleep. I was just...
• Princess Peach: Thinking about Hotaru?
• Ash: Yeah.
• Mario: Hard to believe. Me, Luigi, your Mom, and even your Aunt April thought she was dead in that earthquake. We always used to send purple tulips to his Grave, she will always be part of our family.
• Ash: We would have been there to help them, all this time I had a lost cousin, not even Souichiro told me. That woman Kaolinite is to blame.
• Rini (OS): You're not the only one, Ketchum.

(Rini Appears)

• Ash (OS): Rini.
• Rini: Hotaru has always been my friend, I would have heeded the warnings of Pooh and the Others, when I had the chance, It was at that moment that my parents witnessed the resurrection of your mentor, it was then Bowser and his Recruits kidnapped us, because they knew of his return.
• Ash: I know. There is still something I’m wondering about.
• Good Fairy: What’s that, Ash?
• Ash: Bowser must be desperate, we don't know what kind of plan he has in mind with that Super Star.
• Mewtwo: True, it has been many years since Zordon, Palutena, and the Good Fairy exiled him and his Koopalings in the same Space Dumpster that imprisoned Rita Repulsa years ago. He's after something.
• Good Fairy: The only question is what?

Bowser's Plan/The Journey to Kong Kingdom Begins

(scene: Bowser's Castle, inside Bowser's army celebrates the capture of the Super Star, we see Mistress 9)

• Mistress 9: (breaks the Fourth Wall) What? You didn't think I'd abandon him, did you?
• Bowser: My army! Koopalings!

(Koopalings cheers and Bowser Junior laughs)

• Bowser: Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are! (to Mistress 9) Future Queen.
• Mistress 9: (chuckles)
• Bowser: After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!
• Koopa Army: Yeah!
• Bowser: I am now the Most Powerful Turtle in the World!
• Koopa Army: Yeah!
• Bowser: Soon, we will arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom!
• Koopa Army: Yeah!
• Bowser: Where after years of being sworn enemies... I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale double wedding!
• Koopa Army: Yeah! (then gets confused as the party stops)
• Rocking Troopa: Huh?
• Troopa 1: Yeah.
• Troopa 2: Did he say "Marry their Princess?"
• Meowth: When it comes to romance, he's got a pretty vivid imagination.
• James: And that's all he's got.
• Bully: But Dad, this could be dangerous.
• Bowser Junior: Yeah. Doesn't the Princess hate you unlike Mistress 9?
• Bowser: Of course she hates me. But that makes me love her all the more. Her heart shaped bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her irremovable tiara. And when she sees this star, (chuckles) wedding bells.
• Jessie: What if she says "no?"

(Bowser breaths fire on Team Rocket then doses the flames with water and a Fire Extinguisher)

• Bowser: Then I will power up with this Star and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
• Koopa Army: Yeah!
• Bowser: But there's more to my plan than the wedding.
• Koopa Army: Yeah! (then gets confused as the party stops)
• Rocking Troopa: Huh?
• Troopa 1: Yeah.
• Troopa 2: Did he say "More?"
• Troopa 3: What do you mean "more?"
• Bowser Junior: Tell'em, Dad!
• Koopalings: (cheering)
• Bowser: Alright, alright. Before the Power Rangers in Space destroyed the Plans of the United Alliance of Evil, I shared the same fate as Rita Repulsa when me and my Koopalings have been forced into exile during the Invasion of Eltar. Thanks to an Eltarian Sage who's now resurrected by his Daughter after Lord Zedd's defeat at the hands of the Cosmic Fury Rangers.
• Kamek: That's right!
• Bowser: But not anymore!
• Koopa Army: YEAH!!!!!!!!
• Bowser: After the Wedding and the takeover of the Mushroom Kingdom, we'll lead a surprise attack on the real world's city of Angel Grove and hunt for the one responsible for my imprisonment: Zordon of Eltar! And avenge the death of my Father, our illustrious leader, the Grand Monarch of Evil: Dark Specter! (Shows Portrait of Dark Specter)
• Koopa Army: YEAH!!!!!!!!
• Bowser: Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever. It's gonna rock!

(scene transcends to the Dark Lands where we see Luigi captured by Shy Guys and a Snifit, they take Luigi to a balloon. During the flight Luigi remembers his childhood where he is frightened by a bully then Mario (as a baby) stops him Back at the Mushroom Kingdom, a fanfare plays as the castle doors open to a crowd of cheering Toads)

• Rabbit: Oh, my!
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: So many Toads.
• Princess Peach: They're all counting on us. No pressure. (walks as our heroes follow)

(the Toads get a little shocked as our heroes pass by)

• Princess Peach: My Toads! Our days of terror are almost over! With the help of the Kong Army and the Chosen Heroes of the great Zordon of Eltar, we will stop...
• Blue Toad: Uh, who's he?
• Mario: (laughs nervously)
• Princess Peach: (looks nervously)
• Good Fairy: Well?
• Mewtwo: Tell them.
• Princess Peach: He's not important!
• Mewtwo: D'oh!

(Toads cheer as everyone enters the Warp Pipe, meanwhile at the Mushroom forest)

• Rabbit: D'oh! "Not important?" He says, "Who's he?" And you say, "He's not important!?"
• Princess Peach: It was dumb. I know.
• Rabbit: You should write a book: "How to Offend Heroes in 5 Syllables or Less."
• Misty: I guess that book would be your autobiography?
• Rabbit: D'oh!
• Princess Peach: (looks at Mario) Nervous?
• Mario: Who, me? (scoffs) Yes. A little.
• Princess Peach: (giggles)
• Toad: 🎼We're going on an Adventure!🎼 C'mon, guys! (scatting)
• Ash: Hey, we know you!
• Tigger: The Toad that got us in.
• Toad: Hey, fellas!
• Princess Peach: You know this guy?
• Piglet: (laughs nervously) Actually, he's the one who got us in the castle.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Yeah. The Toad with good cooking skills.
• Toad: We're best friends.
• Mario: But are we?
• Toad: But don't worry. I will protect you.
• Princess Peach: A Toad brave enough to join us.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: And how do plan to pull that off?
• Toad: I fear nothing!
• Good Fairy: Then you're the Toad in my father's prophecy.
• Toad: You bet.
• Princess Peach: Well, that settles it. You're coming with us. Let's move!
• Tigger: Aye aye, your royal royaltiness.
• Toad: (laughs) 🎼I said, we're going on an Adventure!🎼 Whoo!

( a montage of our heroes traveling through the Kingdoms begins then stops at a high cliff)

• Princess Peach: Pretty incredible, huh?
• Mario: Mama Mia!
• Everyone: (aweing in amazement)
• Princess Peach: I'll never let anyone ruin this.
• Mewtwo: That's one thing we have in common.

Bowser is informed about Pooh and Pals/Campout/Peach's Origin

(Bowser is seen playing on the piano)

• Bowser: 🎼Peach, you're so cool. And with my star, we're gonna rule. Peach, understand I'm gonna love you 'til the very end. Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches. I love you. Oh! Peaches, Peaches!🎼
• Kamek: Sire.
• Meowth: (Banzai VO) Hey, Boss.

(Bowser slams on piano keys while Team Rocket cowers)

• Bowser: (calmly) What?
• James: Uhh. (gulps) We were just in the neighborhood....
• Kamek: (stops James from talking) A report from our intelligence. A mustachioed human and Zordon's Chosen Ones has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom.
• James: The Twerps and the Genie are with them.
• Bowser: Genie? You mean the one Jafar told me about?
• Jessie: Yep. Also a blonde schoolgirl and her friends are with them.
• Bowser: What?!
• Kamek: Serena Tsukino and the Sailor Scouts are with them. (Balto audio) That's what she said. Kinda pathetic, really.
• Bowser: So, they found me.
• Meowth: Who?
• Bowser: Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts, that's who.
• Jessie: What? Those Magic Girl Vigilantes?
• Kamek: All this happened very quickly. And on top of that, it is said that Hotaru Tomoe was reunited with her lost cousin, Ash Ketchum.
• Bowser: The Pokémon World Champion's cousin is Sailor Saturn?
• Kamek: Yes, sire. She has returned. And she remembers everything.

(Bowser slams on piano keys while Team Rocket cowers)

• Bowser: Anything else?
• Kamek: The Princess has been training them. They are up to something, sire.
• Bowser: Sit. Jam with me.

(Bowser and Kamek play the piano)

• Bowser: This human with the Chosen Ones, where did he come from?
• Jessie: Same world as the Twerps, I guess. Why?
• Bowser: Does the Princess like him?
• Kamek: Sire, look in the mirror. You have nothing to worry about.
• Bowser: I know that. I'm not threatened. (slams piano door)
• Kamek: Ooooowww-ho-ho-ho-ho!
• Bowser: Find out who he is and what they're planning!
• Kamek: I'm on it, sire.
• Jessie: Uh, sir? Is there anything we can do for you?
• Bowser: Come with me. We got work to do.
• Jessie: I'm sorry I asked.
• Kamek: May I lift the cover?
• Bowser: Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.
• Kamek: (groans in pain)

(meanwhile, our heroes find themselves camping near a field of fire flowers)

• Winnie the Pooh: (chuckles) Isn't this wonderful?
• Tigger: Mmm! Delectable.
• Piglet: Oh, anyone feel like going home yet?
• Tigger: Don't be ridiculous, Piglet. Why we haven't even told the ghost stories yet.
• Piglet: Ghost st-st-st-st-st-stories?
• Tigger: Yeah, you're right. Not scary enough.
• Genie: (playing chess with Mewtwo) So move.
• Mewtwo: (places his piece, "Anastasia" audio) Checkmate.
• Genie: That’s a good move. (As Rodney Dangerfield) I can’t believe it--I’m losing to a Pokémon.
• Princess Peach: (to Mario) Thinking about your brother?
• Mario: We've never been apart this long.
• Princess Peach: (to Ash) You okay, Ash?
• Ash: I won't be fine. Not until I see Uncle Luigi again.
• Princess Peach: Don't worry. We're going to save him.

(the gang sees Peach getting powered up by the fire flower as she starts the fire, everyone is amazed)

• Misty: I'm guessing you ain't from this world, are you?
• Princess Peach: I don't know where I'm from.
• Tigger: Really?
• Princess Peach: Yep.
• Mewtwo: If you are not from this world, how did you get here? And how do you know the Good Fairy?
• Princess Peach: My earliest memory is arriving. (flashback) I was so lucky they found me. They took me in. Raised me, like one of their own. And, when I was ready, they made me their princess. ("Candle on the Water" plays) But one night, I was on my own. I heard this beautiful song. (hears singing) It came from a warp pipe in the castle. So, I went inside. (enters the warp pipe, we see a familiar looking tower) Then I saw this weird looking tower. That's when I saw her, the Good Fairy. So, I snuck inside and climbed to the top of the tower. Then I saw her. All alone. I thought maybe she can use a friend.
• Good Fairy: (flashback) Hello.
• Princess Peach: (flashback) Don't stop singing. It sounds beautiful.
• Good Fairy: (flashback) Thank you. My mother taught it to me.
• Princess Peach: (flashback) Nice. I'm Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Good Fairy: (flashback) I'm the Good Fairy, daughter of Zordon of Eltar.
• Male Voice: (flashback) I see you met your next teacher.

(the two turned to see a familiar sorcerer)

• Good Fairy: (flashback) Master Yen Sid.
• Master Yen Sid: (smiles)
• Princess Peach: (narrating) Master Yen Sid told me everything that's happened and I agreed to teach her. So, me and the Toads trained her like they trained me. And we both became good friends. In fact, I was there when Zordon returned.

(scene Cranston Tech)

• Alpha 5: (flashback) Finally! A hit! Our system is picking up a powerful presence.
• Billy: (flashback) Really? Maybe it's him or remnants of him from the Z-Wave.
• Princess Peach: (flashback) Then it's only a matter of time before Lord Zedd finds out what we're doing.
• Billy: (flashback) Alpha, we've got to converge the particles and draw them in.
• Alpha 5: (flashback) Initializing Z-Wave energy reconstitution.

(particles flow into energy tube)

• Good Fairy: (flashback) My turn. (flows her Eltarian Magic)
• Alpha 5: (flashback) It's working!
• Billy: (flashback) Zordon! Zordon, are you here?

(like a miracle, Zordon returns)

• Everyone (even the Power Rangers): (flashback) Zordon!
• Zordon: (flashback) Rangers!
• Alpha 5: (flashback) He's alive! (x3)
• Kimberly: (flashback) We thought that you had....
• Zordon: (flashback) It is good to see you again, too.
• Princess Peach: (narrating) When I told Zordon my story, we became allies in case Bowser returned and vowed me and the Good Fairy would be friends forever. (end of flashback)
• Everyone: (amazed)
• Luna: (get teary eyed) Oh, you two.
• Artemis: You two kept your promise well.
• Diana: Yeah. I still can't believe you never remembered where you came from.
• Princess Peach: (nudges her shoulders)
• Mario: Hey, maybe you're from my world.
• Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there, with a lot of galaxies.
• Mewtwo: Like a Multiverse.
• Winnie the Pooh: And it's our destiny to save it from Bowser.
• Ash: And we'll do it together.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Together.

(everyone gathers as Toad plays the flute)

Interrogating Luigi/Enter Jungle Kingdom

(scene Bowser's Castle we see the balloon carrying Luigi, the Shy Guys, and the Snifit going inside taking their prisoner to their master)

• Mistress 9: Report.
• Snifit: We found him in the Dark Lands.

(Bowser looks suspiciously at their prisoner)

• Mistress 9: Shall I extract his Pure Heart Crystal?

(Luigi gets scared)

• Bowser: (gets up) Leave him to me.
• Mistress 9: As you wish.

(As Bowser walks down as Kamek brings Luigi closer with his magic)

• Bowser: What is your name?
• Luigi: Uh, Luigi.
• Bowser: Not sure you know who I am. But I’m about to marry a princess, and rule the world.
• Luigi: Wow. Hehehe. Yay.
• Bowser: But there’s one problem, Luigi. There’s s a human traveling with my fiancé and Zordon of Eltar's Chosen Warriors, has a mustache just like you. Do you know him?
• Luigi: No. No!
• Bowser: Ah. A tough one, I see. (grabs Luigi's moustache) Maybe, this will get you to talk.
• Luigi: Do you think I know every human being with a moustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because I don't.
• Bowser: (pluck a hair)
• Jessie: (quietly) Stubborn just like the twerps.
• Bowser: (OS) Quiet!
• Team Rocket: (cowers)
• Bowser: (grabs Luigi, starts pulling the whole moustache) Do you know him?!
• Luigi: Yes! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! I know him. Yes, I know him. Yeah. He's my brother, Mario. And he's the best guy in the world!
• Bowser: Do princesses find him attractive?!
• Luigi: They do, if we have good taste.
• Bowser: (rips more hairs)
• Luigi: (screams in pain)
• Bowser: Get him out of my sight. We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me KILL HIS BROTHER!
• Team Rocket: Sir!

(Luigi is taken to a dungeon in a hanging cage)

• Luigi: Where am I?
• Lumalee: (giggles) Home.
• Penguin King: Pay him no heed. He is cute, but he is... (twirls flipper and whistles)
• Lumalee: In an insane world, it is the sane who is called crazy. (blow on pinwheel)
• Luigi: How long you guys been in here?
• Lumalee: Time, like hope, is an illusion.
• Penguin King: Please, we are depressed enough.
• Luigi: There's gotta be a way out of here.
• Lumalee: There is no escape. The only hope is the sweet relief of death.
• Prisoners: No!
• Penguin King: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
• Luigi: (sighs)

(scene transcends from the lava floor of the dungeon to the Jungle Kingdom)

• Mewtwo: There it is, the gate to the Jungle Kingdom.

(everyone gets through the leaves and approaches the gate)

• Princess Peach: You ready?
• Good Fairy: As we'll ever be.
• Mario: Eh...Sure.
• Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry, Princess. We'll make sure you get the Kong army, or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh. Which it is.

(Peach knocks the door, door opens then a Kong roars)

• Toad: (screams)
• Pooh and Pals: (screams)
• Ash and his friends: (screams)
• Kong Doorman: (growls)
• Toad: Whaaaat?
• Mario: How you doing?
• Princess Peach: We are here to see the king.
• Kong Doorman: Follow me.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: That was....
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Easy?
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: I think she was gonna say "quick."
• Mario: The gorilla's wearing a sports coat.
• Genie: I feel underdressed.

(Kong Doorman turns on his vehicle then puts on his sunglasses)

• Kong Doorman: Hop in.

(everyone gets in)

• Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here… anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the cart! WE’RE OUTTA HERE!

(Kong Doorman drives them toward the Kong Castle)

• Ash: (the Cat in the Hat audio) This is amazing! It's like a ride at an amusement park!
• Genie: (the Cat in the Hat audio) You mean, like at (movie stops, transforms into the Cat in the Hat) Universal Studios (Laughs). "Ching-Ching". (movie resumes)

(Kong Doorman grabs a banana, eats it, then tosses peel slipping a driving Kong who slams into a hut)

• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Ooo, that's gotta hurt.

(Journey continues as the kart drives off the road, kart then brings out a glider as it glides toward the castle)

• Rabbit: It flies?
• Princess Peach: If you know how.

(Gang enters the castle)

• Cranky Kong: Oh, by all means, come in.

(Gang walks toward the throne)

• Princess Peach: Great and Mighty, Cranky Kong.
• Tigger: Greetings, your Royal Royaltiness. (bows, but notices Piglet not bowing and helps him)
• Cranky Kong: So, I heard you want my army.
• Princess Peach: Yes, you Highness.
• Ash: How did you know?
• Cranky Kong: I know everything, World Champ.
• Piglet: You know of Ash's victories?
• Cranky Kong: Everyone in the Multiverse knows of the kid's champion histories. Now to the point, why do you need my army?
• Princess Peach: Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
• Cranky Kong: What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army of the world!
• Princess Peach: Because we have heart. And with your strength, we can win.
• Cranky Kong: Okay, fine.
• Princess Peach: That's it?
• Cranky Kong: No, that's not it. The answer is no. Goodbye.
• Tigger: (stutters) What?
• Piglet: What?
• Winnie the Pooh: What?
• Rabbit: What?
• Eeyore: Huh?
• Mewtwo: What?
• Ash: What?
• Princess Peach: If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next.
• Mario: We're not leaving, without your army.
• Cranky Kong: (laughs) Who is this guy? Oh, he makes me laugh.
• Mewtwo: Enough!
• Cranky Kong: Huh?
• Mewtwo: We mean business. Either you help us, or we'll take you to Zordon and let him be the judge.
• Cranky Kong: Zordon? Did you say "Zordon?"
• Misty: You know Zordon?
• Cranky Kong: All who fight for good know of the name of Zordon. Alright. You convinced me. You want my army so bad?
• Mewtwo: Yes.
• Good Fairy: Without your army, who knows when Bowser will head to our world and get my father?
• Cranky Kong: Hmm. I might be able to give you guys my army. If...
• Good Fairy: (Belle VO) If what?
• Cranky Kong: If you pass my test.
• Good Fairy: (Belle VO) What?
• Brock: We accept. What's your test?
• Cranky Kong: Defeat my son in the great ring of Kong!
• Princess Peach: Give us a second. (whispers to the guys) This is a really, really bad idea.
• Good Fairy: (whispers) He knows my father.
• Rabbit: (whispers) And he said he'd give us the army if we do this.
• Mario: (whispers) What? Do you have another way to save my brother?
• Cranky Kong: Are you guys done whispering? It's a little rude.
• Pikachu: Pika.
• Togepi: Toge.
• Mario: You, sir, have a deal. I'll fight your son, and win.
• Cranky Kong: I'm sure you will. (laughs as he gets on his cycle)

Mario vs Donkey Kong/Building a Kart

(we now see Mario entering the Kong Ring to the jeering of Kongs, we hear a growl as another door opens, a Kong runs out, "DK Rap" plays, crowd cheers)

• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Wow, that must be...
• Mewtwo: Donkey Kong.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: You know him?
• Donkey Kong: (to the tune) I'm DK. Donkey Kong. Oh, yeah.
• Tigger: Don't look now. But I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.
• Donkey Kong: Hi, Dad.
• Cranky Kong: No, don't. Don't do that.
• Donkey Kong: Dad, wave back.
• Cranky Kong: Enough with the showboating.
• Donkey Kong: What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for. Dancing pecs.
• Misty: Hmph. He's a big show off.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Tell me about it.
• Cranky Kong: Okay, simmer down. I said, shimmer down.
• Kong: DK! DK!
• Cranky Kong: That means you, Diddy Kong.
• Diddy Kong: D...Sorry.
• Cranky Kong: Now, since I want this fight to last more than 5 seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome, Mario.
• Donkey Kong: I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body.
• Mewtwo: Don't underestimate Mario, old friend. Once he gets a power-up, you're finished.
• Donkey Kong: We'll see about that, old pal. Let's rock and roll. (prepares)
• Mario: (laughs nervously, looks at Peach (who is counting on him), prepares) All right.

(the battle begins, Mario attacks but gets caught and slapped by DK)

• Princess Peach: (gasps)
• Toad: Oh, my...Okay...
• Cranky Kong: Guess you're not getting my army.
• Good Fairy: My father won't allow it.
• Cranky Kong: Just kidding. Just kidding.

(DK sends Mario near the edge)

• Donkey Kong: Is this what you came for?
• DK Fan: I love you, DK!

(Mario gets up and sees the "?" Block)

• Donkey Kong: Hi, Dad. Love you.

(Mario races toward the "?" Block but gets spotted)

• Donkey Kong: It is on, like Donkey Kong! (attacks but misses)
• Mario: (hits block, grabs a mushroom) You're about to pick on someone your own size. (eats mushroom)
• Crowd: (gasps)
• Mario: (attacks, but shrinks instead of growing, stops and realizes it)
• Cranky Kong: I guess he got the wrong mushroom.
• Good Fairy: He got the mini mushroom.
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: What does that do?
• Ash: I guess whoever eats that shrinks instead of grows.
• Mewtwo: Right.
• Donkey Kong: (chuckles)
• Mario: (laughs nervously, then screams and runs)
• Princess Peach: Ooohh.

(Mario continues running but gets caught and flicked by DK, returns to normal, DK rolls toward him)

• Princess Peach: Get up, Mario!
• Ash: Hurry!

(Mario does so and continues to avoid DK and hits another ? Block to reveal a Fire Flower but get extinguished by DK)

• Misty: Cheater!
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Calm down, Misty. He can do this.
• Misty: How would you know?
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: I'm psychic, like Mewtwo. Trust me.

(Mario continues to fight but DK gets the better of him)

• Donkey Kong: Had enough?
• Mario: (exhausted) Not even close.

(DK super punches him up)

• Pooh and Pals: (gasp)

(Mario looms up an sees Peach)

• Princess Peach: Mario....
• Mario: It's-a me.
• Princess Peach: The box...

(Mario sees the last ? block, hits it and lands to reveal Cat Mario)

• Crowd: Aaawww.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Did he just....
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Turn into....
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: A cat?
• Toad: He looks adorable.
• Princess Peach: He really does.
• Mario: Oh, what? I'm a cat?
• Donkey Kong: (laughs) You got the cat box! Oh, my... Oh, I'm sorry.... I'm sorry. Okay. Now, you die. (attacks)
• Tigger: Duck!
• Mario: (dodges, realizes something) I'm a cat.

(DK keeps attacking but Mario uses the cat skills and dodges, then scratches DK)

• Mario: Meow.

(DK keeps attacking but Mario uses the cat skills by dodging and fighting back until...)

• Mario: Had enough?
• Donkey Kong: (exhausted) Not even close. (almost falls but gets rescued)
• Mario: I'll take that as a "yes."

(DK is defeated, the crowd cheers for Mario)

• Toad: Yes! That's my best friend!
• Pooh and Pals: (cheers)
• Crowd: Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!
• Good Fairy: Well?
• Cranky Kong: Yeah, yeah.
• Genie: (cheers) He did it! (turns into a firework and shows a fireworks show)

(after the fight, Pooh and Pals congratulates their friend)

• Tigger: (laughs) You did it.
• Rabbit: (laughs) How clever of you.
• Winnie the Pooh: Congratulations!
• Tigger: Yeah, and celebrations too!
• Piglet: Always knew you could do it!
• Eeyore: Hooray. How wonderful.
• Princess Peach: That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just kept back up? You just don't know when to quit.
• Ash: That's Uncle Mario for you.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: He never gives up without a fight.
• Mario: Huh. Well, never thought of that as a good thing.
• Princess Peach: It's a great thing.
• Mario: Thanks. I...
• Donkey Kong: I let him win, just for the record.
• Good Fairy: Oh, really?
• Mario: Really, though?
• Ash: Why would you do that?
• Donkey Kong: You want to know why? It's mind your own business that's why! (throws a barrel at Ash)
• Ash: (gets hit)
• Pikachu: Pika-pi!
• Ash: (growls)
• Mario: Alright, Giant Monkey....
• Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you barge right in? Did you hit my friend? And all of a sudden, you’re upset over one loss?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. YOU'RE GETTING OVER THIS!!! SO SIDDOWN!!
• Cranky Kong: Enough! Get inside!
• Mewtwo: Now! (grabs Genie's beard then lets go like a window shade)

(everyone does so)

• Cranky Kong: We've located Bowser's ship.
• Mewtwo: Zordon says he'll arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown. And he'll head for Angel Grove the next day.
• Luna: That means we don't have much time.
• Artemis: The only way to stop him is to get the Super Star before he does whatever he's planning.
• Diana: But how?
• Cranky Kong: Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.
• Good Fairy: The Rainbow Roads.
• Princess Peach: We beat him there and ambush him.
• Rabbit: And how do we get from here to there?
• Piglet: We c-c-c-can't get there by walking.
• Cranky Kong: Yeah, I know. That's why we're gonna need karts!
• Pooh and Pals: Karts?

(scene transcends to Kart Garage)

• Everyone: (gets amazed)
• Cranky Kong: Well, what are you waiting for? Pick your karts.
• Tigger: Aye aye, your royal royaltiness.

(everyone begins to create their karts with the aid of Builder Kongs)

• Ash: (sees Peach) Nice outfit.
• Princess Peach: Goes with the bike.

(everyone heads to the Kongs)

• Donkey Kong: (whispers to Mario) I hate you.
• Genie: Watch it, pal.
• Princess Peach: To the Mushroom Kingdom and the biggest fight of our lives.
• Rabbit: Now, put your combat gear on. This is a dangerous mission, and we can not afford any mistakes. The fate of the Mushroom Kingdom and Angel Grove is in our hands.
• Princess Peach: Here we go!
• Winnie the Pooh: (OS) Oh, bother!

(the karts head out)

Bowser is informed about the Plan/Battle on Rainbow Road

(back at his castle, Bowser sinisterly puts on a top hat then comes out with happy looks with a bouquet of Piranha Plants)

• Bowser: Princess Peach...Here we are. (chuckles nervously) I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his shell.

(Piranha Plants snaps at us until Bowser stomps on them)

• Bowser: (chuckles nervously) Let's rule the world together. Forever. Will you marry me?
• Mistress 9: Thank you for your generous offer. You worked very hard. So, I hereby accept your terms.
• Kamek: Atta girl. Just like we rehearsed it.
• Jessie: You know they're gonna do that again if this plan fails.
• Kamek: I know that.
• Meowth: Shh. Pipe down, here comes the good part.

(just when the two villains fake kiss)

• Koopa General: (enters) Ahem!
• James: D'oh!
• Bowser, Mistress 9, and Kamek: What?!
• Koopa General: We have found the princess, Zordon's Chosen Warriors, and the mustachioed human. He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong army.
• Mistress 9: And the princess was impressed?
• Koopa General: It appears so, yes. They are heading toward the secret passage.
• Mistress 9: The Rainbow Roads, of course.
• Bowser: Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh? Two can play that game.
• Mistress 9: I agree. (to Team Rocket) You three, take a platoon of Troopas and reverse their attack. Do what you can to the Kongs, but spare the princess, Zordon's Chosen Warriors, and the one called Mario. And don’t blow it, capisce?
• Jessie, James, and Meowth: Yes, ma’am! (runs)
• Mistress 9: (to Bowser) You know, that roleplaying was kind of fun.
• Bowser: Oh, you think so too, huh? Maybe we should do that again.
• Mistress 9: If or when your plan fails.
• Bowser: Done.

(meanwhile at the Jungle Kingdom, everyone on their karts race on toward the secret passage)

• Ash: This is a lot better than walking, guys! We'll be there in no time, now!
• Pikachu: Pikachu! ("We're moving now!")
• Tigger: Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!
• Winnie the Pooh: Uh, fellas? I seem to have some small problems.

(edge of the road is shown)

• Mario: Umm...No one panic. But, the road is about to end.
• Cranky Kong: Well then, you better step on the gas and buckle up!
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: (to everyone) You heard the king, floor it!

(everyone does so)

• Pooh and Pals: (screams)

(everyone lands safely on the Rainbow Roads)

• Mario: (laughs) Woo-hoo!
• Brock: What a blast!
• Princess Peach: (to Mario) Is there anything like this in your world?
• Mario: What?
• Princess Peach: (louder) Is there anything like this in your world?
• Mario: (laughs) No. We don't drive on rainbows.
• Princess Peach: What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?
• Mario: No, no. They're usually pets.
• Princess Peach: No way.
• Mario: Yeah. Come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
• Princess Peach: (laughs) Maybe I will. (to Pooh and Pals) How about you guys? Is there anything like this in your world?
• Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.
• Ash: Yeah. We don't ride on rainbows. We see them get created by a Pokémon, Ho-oh.
• Princess Peach: How do you know?
• Ash: (shows Rainbow Wing) Look!
• Princess Peach: A Rainbow Wing?
• Ash: It's a gift from Ho-oh.
• Princess Peach: Does that mean your...
• Ash: A Rainbow Hero. Yes. I'm also the Chosen One of Shamouti Island.
• Princess Peach: A Champion and a Chosen One? (laughs) You are one lucky trainer.
• Misty: That's Ash for ya.
• Brock: A hero through and through.
• Princess Peach: What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?
• Ash: No. They're usually Pokémon.
• Princess Peach: No way.
• Ash: Yep. You should see my Squirtle and Torkoal someday.
• Princess Peach: (laughs) Maybe I will. (to Pooh and Pals) How about you guys? What do you see on your adventures?
• Rabbit: Lots of things. Mermaids, talking sponges, enchanted objects.
• Piglet: Talking lions, talking mice, talking cats.
• Eeyore: Genies, Hunchbacks, Gypsies.
• Winnie the Pooh: Gods, Titans, Princesses.
• Tigger: Kaiju, Dinosaurs, Villains.
• Good Fairy: (Belle VO) Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise.
• Mewtwo: Pokémon, Holiday Worlds, and even the Power Rangers.
• Princess Peach: No way.
• Good Fairy: Yep. You really should join us on our adventures.
• Princess Peach: (laughs) Maybe I will.
• Donkey Kong: Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful.
• Mario: Listen, I was trying to be nice.
• Ash: Yeah, DK. So just mind your own bee's wax.
• Donkey Kong: You are so embarrassing. A princess would never go out with you.
• Toad: Yes, she would. I guarantee she would.
• Princess Peach: Guys! Enough!
• Donkey Kong: Alright, alright.
• Genie: I know what you're thinking, Ash. He'd look alot better as a toad, right?
• Ash: (stuffs Genie back to his lamp) Sorry, Genie. I promised Zordon I wouldn't misuse your powers.
• Donkey Kong: Better listen, Blue Boy. Sounds like he really means it.
• Ash: I DO!
• Brock: Easy.
• Misty: Ash!
• Ash: That know-it-all!
• Princess Peach: Guys! Enough!
• Donkey Kong: Alright, alright.
• Ash: Daah!
• Genie: (lifts lamp lid, to Ash) Did you get that promise in writing? (poofs)

(meanwhile Bowser spies on our heroes then at Mario, then growls)

• Jessie: (looks through binoculars) Here come the twerps.
• Meowth: Alright men, get ready!
• James: And no failures!
• Koopa General: Attack!

(Koopas drive in and rams the Kongs)

• Princess Peach: It's an ambush!
• Brock: What's happening?
• Mewtwo: (Ackbar VO) It's a trap!

(a Troopa was about to throw a Bob-omb, But...)

• Cranky Kong: Defensive position!

(Kong Army retaliates, Koopa General appears with a monster tank)

• Tigger: Look out, we're under attack!
• Koopa General: Mario, you're a dead man.
• Mario: (sees a cross roads) Split up!
• Princess Peach: Mario!
• Mewtwo: (Hip's Dad VO) Don't look back! Come on!

(everyone splits up as Mario tries to avoid Koopa General, but soon gets hit with Bullet Bills, then swipes a kart from a Troopa, meanwhile our heroes were tailed by familiar foes)

• Meowth: Guess who, twerps?
• Pooh and Pals: Team Rocket!
• Ash & friends: What do you want!?
• Pikachu: Pika!
• Jessie: Today's the day we capture you for the king!
• Ash: You never will!
• Pikachu: Pika!
• James: Don't bet on it, brat-o. Go Bob-omb Cannon!
• Mewtwo: Floor it!

(Bob-omb Cannon fires Bob-ombs while Pooh and Pals dodges them but hits Ash's kart)

• Ash: (screams as he falls)
• Misty: Ash!
• Brock: Oh, no!

(Suddenly a shadow grabs Ash and Pikachu)

• Ash: I can't believe it!
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Ash's Charizard: (roars)
• Mewtwo: His Charizard again.
• Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness.
• Ash: Charizard, you saved our lives!
• Ash's Charizard: (roars)
• Ash: Thank you.
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Ash: Genie, give us a hand! (rubs the lamp)
• Genie: (appears as Rambo) Time to rock and roll, dude! (shoots some lasers toward some Troopas, imitates Forrest Gump) Mama always said "Magic is as Magic does."
• Bowser: Team Rocket said nothing about facing the powers of a Genie.
• Mistress 9: See? They are full of surprises.

(Meanwhile, Toad, Peach, and the Sailor Scouts are trying to avoid the Troopas, Peach gets surrounded)

• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Peach is in trouble!
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Not for long, Darien! Moon Tiara Magic! (hits one Troopa)

(Peach manages to hit the other but not before the Troopa fires a Bullet Bill at a cliff, the cliff breaks the road)

• Toad: (screams) I'm too cute to die! (falls)
• Pooh and Pals: (screams as they fall)

(Mewtwo uses his psychic powers to save Pooh and Pals teleporting them on DK's kart while Peach manages to rescue Toad)

• Toad: That is how you princess!
• Mewtwo: Now to take care of Team Rocket. (fires a Shadow Ball)
• Team Rocket: (screams) Team Rocket's.... (gets caught by Kamek)
• Meowth: Thanks, Kamek.
• Kamek: (Prince John VO) After them, you fools! (teleports them back on track)
• Jessie: Don't get pushy!
• Wobbuffet: (appears)
• Jessie: You're gonna drag us down, you lightweight! Return! (recalls Wobbuffet)

(Meanwhile Mario continues getting pursued by Koopa General but gets caught)

• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Mario!
• Koopa General: Time to die, Mario. (truck crunches kart, laughs evilly)
• Mario: (climbs and sees DK, continues, then jumps on Koopa General then lands on DK's kart)
• Donkey Kong: See ya! (fires barrel)
• Koopa General: No! (truck gets destroyed)
• Mario: Wah-hoo! (thanks DK with a slug on the arm)
• Toad: Yeah!
• Meowth: Not so fast, twerps!
• Jessie: You're coming with us!
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Us, quit? That's a good one. Uranus World Shaking!
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Neptune Deep Submerge!
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Pluto Deadly Scream!
• Team Rocket: (screams, karts get destroyed as they fly toward the castle) Team Rocket's blasting off again!
• Bowser: Huh?
• Team Rocket: (screams)
• Bowser: (gets piled on) Oof!
• Meowth: Uh, hey Boss.
• Bowser: (Adventure VO) Get off me!
• Pooh and Pals: (cheers)
• Ash: We did it!
• Pikachu: Pika!
• Mewtwo: Next stop: the Mushroom Kingdom!

(unbeknownst to our heroes Koopa General is still alive)

• Koopa General: You...can't escape me!
• Mario: What?
• Piglet: Oh, dear.
• Tigger: Uh-oh.
• Koopa General: Blue Shell! (flies toward Mario, DK, and Pooh and Pals)
• Good Fairy: Pooh, look out!

(too late the shell hits them and falls, with the Good Fairy Mewtwo, Peach, Toad, Ash and his Friends, Genie, and the Sailor Scouts looks in horror)

• Mario, DK, and Pooh and Pals: (screams as they fall)
• Princess Peach: No! No, Mario!
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: No! Pooh Bear!
• Mewtwo: Genie! Save them!
• Genie: Survey says....(flies down) show me heroes!

(Kong Army stops)

• Cranky Kong: No! No...no!

(Bowser's army captures the Kongs in Koopa Clown Cars as they fly toward the Castle)

• Cranky Kong: Get your clown claws off me!

(Bowser and Team Rocket laughs evilly)

• Bowser: Goodbye, Mario!
• Jessie: So long, Stuff Fluff twerps.
• Ash: We have to go back!
• Princess Peach: No! We have to get home.

(drives away, meanwhile Mario, DK, and Pooh and Pals continues to scream as they fall but Genie comes in)

• Genie: Have no fear, your hero is here!
• Rabbit: Genie, thanks goodness!
• Piglet: Help!
• Donkey Kong: Hey, this is your fault!
• Mario: My fault? You're the one...
• Donkey Kong: Stop talking!
• Genie: Knock it off! Can't you see that I'm trying to...
• Donkey Kong: (grabs Genie) Stay out of this! (punches him)
• Pooh and Pals: Genie!
• Genie: (Goofy yells back to the lamp)
• Ash: Huh? Genie?
• Genie: (inside, dizzy) Smooth flight. But the reentry could use work.
• Rabbit: You thick-headed ape! Genie was...
• Donkey Kong: Stop talking! I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your....

(gang splashes into the water, Pooh and Pals surfaces)

• Winnie the Pooh and Tigger: (sputtering water out of their mouths)
• Piglet: We got w-w-w-wet.
• Eeyore: (shakes) That happens when you've been falling toward a big ocean, Piglet.

(deep in the water, Mario and DK were still in DK gets his head conked and is about to drown until Mario saves him and surfaces)

• Pooh and Pals: Mario and DK!
• Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness you're safe.
• Tigger: We're so glad to see you!
• Donkey Kong: Mario. You saved my life.
• Mario: Yeah. Well, I won't tell anyone.
• Donkey Kong: Good, please don't.
• Mario: Okay. (feels something) Umm, did you just feel something?
• Winnie the Pooh: Uh, fellas. I seem to have some small problems.

(a Maw-Ray Eel appears, our heroes scream)

• Donkey Kong: Swim!
• Rabbit: Too late!

(the Maw-Ray Eel eats our heroes)

Peach, Toad, Ash and his Friends, Genie, and the Sailor Scouts get Captured

(at the Mushroom Forest, Peach, Toad, Mewtwo, the Good Fairy. Ash and his Friends, and the Sailor Scouts are racing toward the kingdom)

• Princess Peach: Bowser's on his way! You have to evacuate!
• Mewtwo: Ash, Misty, and Brock, help with the evacuation!
• Good Fairy: We'll try to stop Bowser!
• Ash: No way!
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Ash, please. We can handle this. Your Pokémon won't be strong enough to stop him.
• Brock: She's right, Ash. We also got Genie to help in case of an emergency.
• Misty: Let them handle Bowser. We have to evacuate everyone. Then we'll find Pooh and Pals.
• Ash: (nods his head) Let's go, Pikachu.
• Pikachu: Pika!

(Peach, Toad, Mewtwo. the Good Fairy, and the Sailor Scouts races toward the castle, as Ash and his friends help out)

• Princess Peach: Hurry! Get out of the city!

(at the Castle, the Toads gather for Peach's return)

• Toad General: Princess?
• Princess Peach: We lost the army.
• Good Fairy: But Mario and my father's Chosen Warriors are still alive somewhere.
• Mewtwo: We sent Ash Ketchum and his friends to find them.
• Luna: But you must evacuate!

(crowd gasps)

• Princess Peach: Bowser is coming! Head into the forest. We'll buy you some time.
• Toad General: You heard her. Evacuate the city!

(every Toad evacuates except one)

• Mewtwo: Go with them.
• Toad: I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Follow us then.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: We won't stop you.

(Meanwhile, Ash and his friends continue the evacuation)

• Ash: Head to the forest!
• Misty: You'll be safe there!
• Brock: Leave any possessions behind!

(a purple Toad drops some groceries)

• Red Toad: Just leave it! There's no time!

(as Toads continue to evacuate, Peach, Toad, Mewtwo, the Good Fairy, and the Sailor Scouts prepare to face Bowser)

• Ash: That's everybody!
• Misty: Let's find Pooh and Pals!
• Brock: Let's go!

(Bob-omb drops and explodes)

• Jessie: Thought you've gotten rid of us, didn't you twerps?
• James: But Team Rocket doesn't give up so easily!
• Ash: Not you again!
• Kamek: (appears) Hello, children! Or should I say "Children and Champion?"
• Ash: Who are you?
• Kamek: The name's Kamek, King Bowser's right hand Magikoopa!
• Ash: Leave us alone!
• Meowth: We ain't leaving without you twerps!
• Pikachu: (attacks Kamek but he shields himself)
• Kamek: Nice try! (casts a spell on Ash and his friends, to Team Rocket) Take them to the Castle. (to Ash) And just so you don't get any ideas. (grabs the lamp from Ash's backpack) I'll be taking this!
• Ash: Genie!
• Kamek: Take them away! (disappears)
• Meowth: Let's see how powerful you are without your Phenomenal Cosmic Powered friend.
• Team Rocket: (laughs evilly)

(As Team Rocket takes Ash and his friends away, Bowser's Castle appears in the sky, Peach, Toad, Mewtwo, the Good Fairy, and the Sailor Scouts prepare to face Bowser, the gates open as Troopas surround them, Bowser appears)

• Mewtwo: You!
• Bowser: Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend, Mewtwo.
• Mewtwo: Leave this place at once. I warn you my strength is far greater than when we first met!
• Bowser: That doesn't scare me anymore. (to the Good Fairy) And as for you, did you really think your father banishing me and my Koopalings in a space dumpster can get rid of us?
• The Good Fairy: (Jasmine VO) No. (sighs) I guess not.
• Bowser: Thought not. (to the Sailor Scouts) And you. I got big plans for you. But I'll get to you in a minute. (to Troopas) Surround them. I got business.

(Troopas do so)

• Bowser: Princess Peach. Brave as ever. (Kamek appears beside him) As you can see, I have the Super Star.
• Princess Peach: If you're going to use it, (prepares to strike) use it now!
• Bowser: (moves battle ax, clears his throat) No, Princess. I stole this star for us. I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his shell. (to Kamek) I told you that line wouldn't work.
• Kamek: You're doing great!
• Bowser: Peaches, with this Star, we will be invincible. We can rule the world together. Forever. Will you marry me?
• Luna: That's outrageous!
• Princess Peach: Marry you?!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: All that for marriage?
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: That is low!
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Even for you!
• Princess Peach: Are you insane? I would never marry you!
• Good Fairy: That's right, Bowser Koopa!
• Bowser: Maybe you should reconsider.

(Kamek casts a spell on Toad and the others)

• Mewtwo: (screams) She will not submit! (groans)
• Princess Peach: No! (gets hurt) Stop! Please stop! I'll marry you, just don't hurt my friends!

(Bowser commands Kamek to stop as Peach comforts Toad and the Good Fairy comforts Mewtwo)

• Bowser: You have my word.

(Princess Peach heads inside)

• Bowser: Ha-ha! Time for a wedding! (to Mewtwo and the others) And as soon as we find your stuff fluff friends, you guys will be joining us as extra special guests.
• Mewtwo: You are despicable!
• Bowser: Bring them in! And prepare them for the wedding! (to Mistress 9) Nice disguise anyway.
• Mistress 9: (transforms) Just trying to blend in.
• Kamek: Oh, sires! (reveals the lamp) I got this from the boy.
• Bowser: Excellent!
• Mistress 9: I heard a Street Rat just freed this being.
• Bowser: Don't worry. I got big plans for him.

(everyone enters the Castle, meanwhile at the dungeon)

• Lumalee: 🎼Life is sad. Prison is sad. Life in prison is very, very sad.🎼

(more prisoners come in, the Kongs)

• Lumalee: Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
• Cranky Kong: Who's this ray of sunshine?
• Lumalee: There's no sunshine, only darkness.
• Penguin King: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
• Kamek: (appears) Hello, prisoners! You don't deserve this but, you're invited to the Royal Wedding!
• Penguin: Yay!
• Kamek: Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!

(prisoners panic)

• Cranky Kong: Oh, no, no, no!
• Lumalee: Finally, mercy.
• Luigi: Mario....

Bowser Interrogating Ash and his Friends, Genie, and the Sailor Scouts/Mario, DK, and Pooh and Pals escape the Maw-Ray Eel

(scene: Bowser’s Castle, we see Team Rocket bringing Ash and his friends to the throne room with the Sailor Scouts, Mewtwo, and the Good Fairy as Bowser’s prisoners)

• Ash: (wakes up) Huh? What's going on here? And what am I doing inisde of this cage?
• Jessie: Here’s the twerp we told you about.
• James: Yeah, because of him and his Pikachu we are the laughing stock of Team Rocket.

(Bowser looks suspiciously at their prisoner, Ash growls)

• Bowser: Leave him to me.

(As Bowser walks down as Kamek uses his magic the bring Ash closer)

• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Ketchum!
• Bowser: So you’re Ash Ketchum, the Pokémon World Champion.
• Ash: (angry) I’m still trying to be a Pokémon Master. So what?
• Bowser: Not sure you know who I am. But I’m about to marry a princess, capture your friends, and rule the world.
• Ash: So we heard.
• Bowser: But there’s one problem, kid. An interdimensional being from the planet Eltar. Do you know him?
• Ash: Yeah. Zordon told us about you as well. And we won’t let you get away with this.
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Bowser: Ah. A tough one, I see.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Wait a minute. How do you know Ash and co.?
• Bowser: We've known them from someone you know.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Someone we know?
• Mistress 9: Exactly. (chuckles)
• Ash (to Mistress 9): You!!
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: (gasps)
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Oh, no.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Impossible!
• Mistress 9: I knew sooner or later you'll be dragged to this. Did you really think Sailor Saturn's awakening can get rid of me so easily?
• Brock: Well, yeah actually we did.
• The Good Fairy: You know this woman?
• Ash: She's Mistress 9. The Sovereign of Silence and partner of Pharaoh 90. Not to mention Hotaru's evil persona.
• Mistress 9: (Eris VO, chuckles) What a clever little boy you are.
• Misty: How did you get back?!
• Mistress 9: What do you think?
• Ash: Wait. I think I do. Bowser must have found your evil essence, then cloned a body of Hotaru, you invaded it, and you once again stole Rini's Pure Heart Crystal, and then you guys made...
• Mistress 9: (Eris VO) ....made a more powerful copy of it for me and gave the original back to her. You heroes are so predictable. Your uncles couldn't help being ever so noble, and you couldn't help betraying your friend, Serena.
• Ash: I’d never betray my friends. Especially her.
• Mistress 9: (Eris VO) Oh, but you did betray her. You left her for a Gym Leader. Look at her, Ash. [pushes Misty] She's not even in her grave yet, and you're moving in on your first girl. Face it: your heart is as black as mine.
• Misty: That’s stupid! We’re just friends!
• Good Fairy: (Marina VO) You're wrong about him!
• Mistress 9: (Eris VO) He knows I'm not!
• Good Fairy: (Marina VO) You don't know what's in his heart.
• Mistress 9: (Eris VO) Oh, yes, I do. And more importantly, so does he. In your heart, you know that the Princess is going to marry because she saw something in you that just isn't there.
• Ash: Liar!
• Mistress 9: (Eris VO) You want to bet?
• Bowser: (OS) Silence!! (on screen) Forgive her kid, she can be a little flirtatious. So, to the point, as your reward, I shall spare your lives for the wedding.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wedding?!
• Bowser: Oh. And you won’t be needing this freebie anymore. (reveals the lamp)
• Ash: How did you know we have the lamp?!
• Bowser: A little birdie told me. (points to Kamek)
• Kamek: (laughs nervously) Tweet, tweet, tweet.
• Bowser: (rubs the lamp)
• Genie: You know DK, I’m getting really…(sees Bowser) I don’t think you’re him. Tonight the part of DK will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly monster.
• Bowser: (grabs Genie by the beard) Not sure you know who I am. But I got big plans for you, Genie.
• Genie: I was afraid of that.
• Meowth: Not so powerful are you, eh?
• Bowser: Prepare them for the wedding. And give them good seats. Oh, and confiscate their PokéBalls, same goes with the Girls’ Brooches and Transformation Pens.
• Kamek: Yes, sire.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: You'll regret this, Koopa!
• Jessie: Say what?
• James: You’re inviting them?
• Meowth: Couldn’t you do what your planning to do with the other prisoners?
• Bowser: No! You can’t kill the Genie, not The Chosen Heroes or Princess Serenity's incarnation and her future offspring and their friends.
• Jessie: Maybe you're not as powerful as the Boss thought.
• Bowser: Silence! (breathes fire on Team Rocket then doses the flames with water) I gave my word to Peach and I must honor my promise. You do understand honor, don't you?
• Jessie: [groans]
• Meowth: Okay, okay. We should not have questioned you. You were right. We didn't know what we were thinking.
• Bowser: That's better. And this time, I'll succeed where fools Alan and Anne, the Negamoon Family, Professor Tomoe and his witches have failed. First the Mushroom Kingdom, then Angel Grove, and then...THE WORLD AND THE MULTIVERSE!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Pooh Bear....

(scene transcends to underwater where the Maw Ray Eel swallows a Blooper and takes us inside where we find our heroes with Mario and Donkey Kong)

• Donkey Kong: So, this is the end: being slowly digested by an eel, next to 5 living breathing toy animals and an idiot in overalls.
• Piglet: (crying)
• Mario: Well, at least your brother isn't going to die because of you.
• Donkey Kong: Least you're not going to die with your Dad thinking you're a joke.
• Mario: Yeah, well, my Dad thinks I'm a joke, too.
• Donkey Kong: Yeah, well.... Your Dad's right!
• Mario: You know what, I feel bad enough! Just leave me alone!
• Donkey Kong: I've never met your Dad, but he sounds brilliant.
• Mario: Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey!
• Donkey Kong: I...am...more...than a guy who smashes things!!!
• Rabbit: SHUT UP!!!
• Donkey Kong: Stay out of....
• Rabbit: NO! NO! NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M LOSING MY MIND! BECAUSE OF YOU TWO, BOWSER'S GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, no. Not Rabbit's mind. I better count to 100 quickly.
• Eeyore: Whoa. (x6) Is this really the best way to coup with the complex emotions that you’re experiencing? You’ve clearly reshaped your external reality to justify your eternal desire for conflict resolution. Don’t turn to outward violence. Turn to inner strength.
• Tigger: Yeah. This is no time to go into pieces, Long Ears. We gotta get out of this big eel somehow.
• Rabbit: Uh. Yes, of course. You're right. I'm sorry.

(suddenly, everyone hears a rumbling)

• Winnie the Pooh: (shushes everyone) Do you hear something?

(everyone turns an sees a burst of wind, then gets blown away, outside the Maw-Ray Eel burps, everyone sees the barrel rocket)

• Tigger: You thinking what I'm thinking?
• Rabbit: The Monstro Escape Plan?
• Tigger: Bingo.

(everyone even Mario and DK smiles, the Maw-Ray wakes up, and coughs up our heroes)

• Pooh and Pals: (cheers)
• Mario: (cheers w/ DK) That was amazing!
• Donkey Kong: Now we're even.
• Winnie the Pooh: Next stop, the Mushroom Kingdom!

(everyone flies toward the Mushroom Kingdom)

The "Wedding"/Warp to Brooklyn

(Meanwhile at Castle Koopa, everyone is getting ready for the wedding sitting down and giving gifts, inside Peach is preparing herself when the door opens)

• Ash: (sadly) Hi, Princess.
• Princess Peach: Oh, guys. I'm sorry. I shouldn't of...
• Good Fairy: I know. But we have a plan.
• Mewtwo: We sent Toad to get the bouquet. With an Ice Flower so we can make our escape.
• Misty: Once Bowser is frozen, we can get the prisoners out.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Then we'll find Pooh and Pals and save the day.
• Luna: First things first, we must recover the Brooches and the Transformation Pens for Serena and the Others.
• Brock: And where they could be?
• Diana: There! (OS) In the wedding gifts, along with Ash, Brock and Misty's Pokéballs and Genie's Lamp.
• Artemis: While the guards are busy, we're going to retrieve those items back.

(Toad arrives)

• Toad: Princess...I got it!
• Princess Peach: Great job.
• Toad: Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
• Princess Peach: It's perfect.

("Wedding March" plays as Peach shoos Toad then walks down the aisle, then she gasps as she Mistress 9 with Bowser)

• Mistress 9: (whispers) This is a double wedding in case you change your mind. (points)

(Peach then sees the prisoners)

• Bowser: We'll be sacrificing them in your honor. (to Team Rocket) Lower the prisoners!
• Team Rocket: Sir!

(chain wheel turns as the prisoners lower down, meanwhile Pooh, his friends, Mario, and DK see Castle Koopa)

• Winnie the Pooh: Look!
• Mario: They gotta be up there!
• Donkey Kong: What's the plan?
• Rabbit: Okay, you drop us off, then we'll save Luigi, Cranky, Peach, and our friends.
• Tigger: And kick some Koopa!
• Donkey Kong: Be careful, you guys.

(Pooh and Pals was about to drop off until)

• Eeyore: (mumbles)
• Tigger: What's Donkey Boy saying?
• Eeyore: I said "Ouch."

(Pooh and Pals fall off as Peach sees them land, Kamek prepares)

• Kamek: (clears his throat) Dearly beloved...(gets punched)
• Bowser: Huh?
• Mistress 9: What?
• Meowth: Meow!
• Dry Bones: Drama!
• Princess Peach: You really thought I'd marry you?
• Bowser: Kinda.
• Princess Peach: (shows an Ice Flower) I'd never marry a monster. (powers up)
• Bowser (to Peach): Then we are breaking up RIGHT NOW!
• Tigger: (OS) Stop! (on screen) In the name of Zordon of Eltar!
• Bowser: Huh?
• Mistress 9: What?
• Meowth: Meow!
• Jessie: The stuffed twerps!
• James: How'd they get here?
• Rabbit: (Prince Cornelius VO) We meet at last, Bowser Koopa!
• Bowser: (Grundel VO) The Chosen Ones?! No!
• Kamek: (screams)
• Bowser: Bring it on! (breaths fire, but the heroes dodges it)
• Mewtwo: (using his power to free him and the others) This time, we won't bother with a Dumpster!
• Bowser: Huh?

(Peach freezes Bowser, then Team Rocket, finally the wheel, the prisoners and Peach sighs with relief)

• Ash: Girls, catch! (Ash, Throws Serena and Rini their Transformation Brooches and the Others their Transformation Pens)
• Luna: Hurry, Transform!
• Serena and Rini (OS): Moon Crisis, make up!
• Amy Anderson (OS): Mercury Crystal Power!
• Raye Hino (OS): Mars Crystal Power!
• Lita Kino (OS): Jupiter Crystal Power!
• Mina Aino (OS): Venus Crystal Power!
• Amara Tenou (OS): Uranus Crystal Power!
• Michelle Kaiou (OS): Neptune Crystal Power!
• Trista Meiou (OS): Pluto Crystal Power!
• Hotaru Tomoe (OS): Saturn Crystal Power!
• Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Amara, Michelle, Trista, and Hotaru: Make up!

(Sailor Scouts transformation)

• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: The Pretty Guardian in a Sailor Suit....
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Guardian of Love and Justice....
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Super Sailor Moon!
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Super Sailor Chibi Moon!
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: Protected by Mercury, the planet of water. Guardian of Wisdom: I am Sailor Mercury!
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Protected by Mars, the planet of Fire. Guardian of War: I am Sailor Mars!
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Protected by Jupiter, the planet of Thunder, Guardian of Protection: I am Sailor Jupiter!
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Protected by Venus, the planet of Beauty, Guardian of Love: I am Sailor Venus!
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Protected by Uranus, the planet of the Sky, the Guardian of Flight: Sailor Uranus!
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Protected by Neptune, the planet of the Deep Blue Sea, the Guardian of the Waves: Sailor Neptune!
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Protected by Pluto, the planet of Space and Time, the Guardian of Revolution: Sailor Pluto!
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Protected by Saturn, the planet of Silence, the Guardian of Ruin and Birth: Sailor Saturn!
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: (to Mistress 9) And now, in the Name of the Moon....
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon + Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (to Mistress 9) I'll Punish You!!
• Mistress 9: (Trakeena VO, growls) Take no prisoners!

(guests obey her and attacks)

• Mewtwo: ATTACK!!
• Ash: (rubs the lamp)
• Genie: Never fails. Get in the bath, and there's a rub at the lamp. (squeaks his rubber duck, turns) Hello?
• Ash: C'mon, Genie! We need you, too.
• Genie: (sees the army, gasps, then transforms into Rambo) Time to rock and roll, dude! (shoots some lasers toward some Troopas)

(Pooh, his friends, Mewtwo, the Good Fairy, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, the Sailor Scouts, and Peach begin to attack, meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom Mario and DK approach the castle)

• Mario: There they are!

(the two see the battle, but Troopas see them)

• Troopa: Fire!

(a Bullet Bill is fired and hits the barrel rocket, Mario and DK falls near the Kingdom where they see Goombas and Troopas carrying "?" blocks)

• Mario: You wanna do this?
• Donkey Kong: Yes, I do!

(DK throws the barrel and it explodes then Mario stomps on enemies then gets a Super Mushroom and gives DK a Fire Flower, both transform)

• Donkey Kong: Yes! Fire!
• Mario: Yahoo!

(both attack Bowser's minions)

• Donkey Kong: This is fun!

(Mario gets hit and powers down)

• Donkey Kong: Ha, loser! (gets hit and powers down)

(Mario hits "?" Block and gets a new power-up: a Super Leaf, transforms into Tanooki Mario)

• Mario: Hey, what does this do? (starts to fly and attack enemies)
• Donkey Kong: (climbing up) Cool Raccoon suit.
• Mario: Really?
• Donkey Kong: Not at all.

(meanwhile, Pooh, his friends, Mewtwo, the Good Fairy, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, the Sailor Scouts, and Peach continue to attack, until the ice on the wheel starts to crack)

• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (to herself) I'm not scared. I'm coming. Hmmph. (out loud) Huh?
• King Boo: (appears)
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (cowers in fear)
• King Boo: (laughs evilly, gets tapped) Huh?
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: (hits King Boo with her Silence Glaive) I ain't afraid of no ghost.
• Princess Peach: (attacks the Troopas, then throws a lit spear on King Bob-omb, then lands)
• Good Fairy: Peach, the wheel!

(Peach tries to throw an ice ball, but too late as King Bob-omb explodes and depowers her, the prisoners panic as they get lowered into the lava)

• Ash and Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Luigi!
• Mistress 9: Say good-bye to him, fools!
• Lumalee: Whee! (giggles)

(just when all hope is lost, the cages stop)

• Luigi: Huh?
• Winnie the Pooh: Look!

(DK uses his strength to reverse the wheel)

• Luigi: (sighs)
• Cranky Kong: Whew!
• Lumalee: Boo.

(Luigi tries to get up but slips and falls)

• Ash and Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Luigi!
• Luigi: (screams, then stops as a flash grabs him) Huh?
• Mario: Lu!
• Luigi: MARIO! (laughs)

(both brothers land safely)

• Mario: I told ya! See? As long as we're together, everything's gonna be okay.
• Luigi: (laughs) Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Actually, he's a tanooki. A type of raccoon.
• Ash: How did you turn into that?
• Mario: Just touched a leaf.

(DK saves Cranky from his cage)

• Cranky Kong: Ya did good, kid! Make you pecs dance. You deserve it!
• Donkey Kong: No time now. Definitely later. (joins the others)
• Mistress 9: Curses! (sees Hotaru, gasps)
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Now Mistress 9, it's time to finish what we started!

(suddenly Bowser sees Mario and Peach, then Hotaru nearing Mistress 9 through the ice)

• Winnie the Pooh: Bowser's mad.
• Piglet: Oh, dear.
• Tigger: Uh-oh.

(Bowser breaks out with his fire)

Tigger: Duck!

(everyone does so)

• Bowser: Hands off my wife, Sailor Saturn!
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Make me, Dino Breath!
• Good Fairy: I wish she hadn't said that.
• Diana: Why?
• Bowser: Launch the Bomber Bills and DESTROY BOTH ANGEL GROVE and THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!

(everyone feels a tremble and sees two Banzai (Bomber) Bills getting launched, everyone gasps)

• Genie: Whoa-oh! This guy does his homework!

(Scene: Command Center, alarm rings)

• Alpha 5: Zordon, Bowser just sent a Bomber Bill to Angel Grove!
• Zordon: And that's not all, I sense another one has been launched. Bowser is attempting to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Alpha 5: This is a disaster! What can we do?
• Zordon: First of all, the Power Rangers must be alerted immediately, Alpha.
• Alpha 5: (pushes buttons) Right. Sending now.

(meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom one Banzai (Bomber) Bill is heading toward the Mushroom Kingdom)

• Princess Peach: No...
• Winnie the Pooh: The Kingdom's in trouble!
• Piglet: Oh, what should we do, Pooh?
• Mario: I got this! (leaves)
• Ash: Uncle Mario!

(Mario flies off toward the Banzai (Bomber) Bill)

• Mario: Hey, hey! Hey, over here! (tries to stop it but couldn't, he then gets an idea) You asked for it! (hits it's eye with his tail)

(the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) then sees Mario)

• Mario: Hello....

(the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) goes after Mario from the kingdom to the mushroom forest)

• Mario: (hits the mushrooms) Really? (sees the warp pipe from the start) Follow me! (the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) does so) Come on! (the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) gets closer) Little closer.... (flies up, slow-mo) Mama-mia!

(the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) gets sucked into the warp pipe then explodes, accidently activates warp zone)

• Mario: Huh? (blows back and depowers)

(everyone sees the actions of Mario and gets sucked in)

• Mewtwo: Mario, what have you done?!
• Rabbit: That's my line!
• Luna: It was actually mine.

(Pooh, his friends, and Mario gets sucked in first, meanwhile at Angel Grove the Ninja Falconzord is flying around)

• Tommy: Alright Rangers, I'm over the East Quadrant. My sensors have found the Bomber Bill! I'm going in! (sees the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) Somebody call for an exterminator? I got a lock. (to the Ninja Falconzord) We get one chance at this, buddy. (the Ninja Falconzord flies up then catches the Banzai (Bomber) Bill) Zordon, I got it!
• Zordon: Good. Take it high into the sky. Then destroy it.
• Tommy: I'm on my way! (flies high enough)

(Ninja Zords arrive)

• Kimberly: Hey, thought we'd see the show.
• Billy: Tommy, if you reach the outer stratosphere, the explosion won't damage the ozone layer and the Earth altogether.
• Tommy: (flies up) Alright, this should be high enough. Disengage! (lets go of the Banzai (Bomber) Bill, arms wing rockets) Alright Big Guy, lights out for you! Rockets away!

(Ninja Falconzord fires it's rockets and destroys the Banzai (Bomber) Bill)

• Adam: He's outta here!
• Tommy: Target neutralized! Let's head for Brooklyn! Our Friends need us.
• Rocky: We're outta here!

(Rangers fly away in their Zords, while Zordon and Alpha watches)

• Zordon: Good Luck, Power Rangers!
• Alpha 5: Hooray! Ooohhh.

(Meanwhile at Brooklyn, the Mario family are having pancakes)

• Uncle Tony: That is beautiful. You make this, right?

(just when they were about eat, a rumbling is heard, then below the sewers the warp pipe glows then Mario, Pooh, and his friends bursts out of the pipe)

• Piglet: Oh, my. Where are we now?
• Winnie the Pooh: We must be back in our world.
• Mario: (Gets up) Brooklyn?
• Rabbit: But where are the others?
• Tigger: I wish I knew.

(a van then stops in front of our heroes)

• Spike: Mario? And you guys? (grabs them) You almost dented my....

(Bowser's Castle then bursts out, scaring Spike)

• Tigger: Make a break for it!

(everyone runs as the castle falls down, Mewtwo, the Good Fairy, Toad, Peach, and DK falls down as debris falls on them, while Ash, his friends, Genie, the Sailor Scouts, and Luigi lands on the ground)

• Ash: Now, where are we?
• Brock: Looks like we've been warped again.
• Misty: We're back in Brooklyn.
• Genie: (with food on his head) Okay. Who dropped a rat on me? I'll have you know dessert is completely ruined. (to our heroes) Oh, hey guys. What's up?
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Ash, look.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Over there.
• Bowser's Tantrum/Final Battle
• Ash: Uncle Mario! Guys!
• Misty: Wait up, Ash!
• Pikachu: Pikachu.
• Ash: Guys, are you alright?
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, yes. We're alright.
• Mario: (groans) Guys? (sees the Super Star)
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: It's the Super Star.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Let's grab it!

(just was everybody was about to...)

• Bowser: (climbs up) MARIO!!!
• Pooh and Pals: Bowser!!!
• Rabbit: Oh my gosh, quick quick!
• Tigger: Get the Star, hasty posty!
• Bowser: (gets in the way) Don't you want this? (grabs and punches Mario)
• Ash and Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Mario!
• Bowser: (breaths fire at Mario) YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER — LIKE ME!!!! (sends Mario to the pizzeria)
• Everyone: Mario!
• Bowser: You really thought you can stop me? You worthless, weak little nothing! Come out and fight! Or are you too scared? (Laughs) Just what I thought.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: (OS) He maybe scared....
• Bowser: Huh?
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: But we're not!
• Bowser: (to Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and the Sailor Scouts) I should've killed you when I’ve had the chance, like what I did to your Pink Haired Brat was for Vengeance, in honor of my Stepmother, Queen Beryl! (Earthquakes them away, to our heroes) And you!
• Pooh and Pals: (screams)
• Bowser: YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY!
• Tigger: Duck!
• Bowser: NOW YOU WILL SUFFER — LIKE ME!!!! (sends Pooh and Pals to a Sherriff's house)

(Pooh and Pals comes out of rubble)

• Bowser: Zordon really thought you can stop me? You worthless, weak little stuff fluff nothings! Come out and fight! Or are you too scared? (Laughs) Just what I thought.
• Ash: Pikachu!!!
• Pikachu: (Thunderbolt)
• Bowser: (gets hit, then retaliates)
• Misty: Ash!
• Brock: Oh, no!
• Bowser: You stuck-up little brat! Stay out of this!
• Ash: I won't do that, Bowser! They're my friends!
• Pikachu: Pika!
• Bowser: I can do what I please, kid! And when I'm done, you, Zordon, the world, and the Multiverse will be mine!
• Mewtwo: (bursts out of the debris)
• Bowser: Huh?
• Mewtwo: You will not defile this place! It does not belong to you! Anymore than I do! (uses his psychic powers to free the others)

(Peach then DK attacks the Koopa King, Bowser retaliates but...)

• Genie: (dressed as a wrestler) Boom!
• Bowser: (gets hit, then retaliates)
• Genie: Another fake blow to the head. Boom!
• Bowser: (gets hit)
• Genie: (As a wrestling announcer) Oh no! He's got'em in the half nelson. Now he's got'em in the full nelson. Oh no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson! (As Ozzie Nelson) Rick, boys, maybe you want to come over here and see what's happening? (As the wrestling announcer, moving toward the turtle's mouth) He's coming in quick. Oh no, he's up, he's down, and he's actually beaten by the turtle! We'll be right back after a brief message.
• Bowser: (retaliates, heads toward our heroes, but...)
• Tommy: Hyah! (kicks Bowser) Hey, did we miss the party?
• Princess Peach: Power Rangers?
• Tigger: Yep. That's them.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: They're real!
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: (laughs in joy)
• Aisha: Wanna team up?
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: You just read our minds!
• Tommy: Time to save Brooklyn! Alright, let's do it!

(our heroes battle the Koopa King, inside the pizzeria Mario is trying to recuperate, then sees he and Luigi's commercial)

• Mario: (pulls himself together) Let's-a go! (exits the pizzeria)

(Bowser continues to battle our heroes while Mistress 9 and Kamek watches)

• Mistress 9: He's quite good at brawling.
• Kamek: Shh. I don't want to miss anything.

(Mewtwo launches a Shadow Ball at Bowser but Bowser retaliates then punches him back)

• Everyone: Mewtwo!
• Good Fairy: No!
• Bowser: You really thought you can stop me, World's Most Powerful Pokémon?
• Mewtwo: (gets up) You should fear my powers most of all. You can not conquer me!
• Bowser: (grabs him) You and what army, old friend?
• Mario: (OS) Hey. Leave him alone!
• Luigi: Mario...
• Bowser: (lets Mewtwo go) You just don't know when to quit.
• Mario: Yeah. I've been told that before.
• Everyone: Mewtwo!
• Ash: Are you okay?
• Mewtwo: Yes. But now, (points to Mario) he's the real hero.

(Peach looks at Mario with an "I agree" look)

• Princess Peach: Mario! (hits the shell toward the Super Star) The star!
• Bowser: No! That's mine! (races toward it)
• Winnie the Pooh and Friends: Mario!
• Mistress 9: Never mind him, worry about yourselves.

(Mario races toward the Star but Bowser then uses his fire breath to stop him, but who should block then Luigi)

• Mario: Lu!
• Luigi: Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together.

(the Bros. race to the star just as the flames seem to touch them)

• Everyone: (gasps)
• Princess Peach: No!
• Bowser: (laughs evilly)
• Ash: Uncle Mario!
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Luigi!
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Wait! Look!

(they see the Marios in one piece and glowing, Bowser tries to stop them, but they bopped him)

• Bowser: (to his army) Rip them to pieces!
• Winnie the Pooh: Go, Super Mario Bros!
• Tigger: Kick some Koopa!

(The Mario Bros. do so, Luigi saves Spike from a Dry Bones, a Shy Guy, a Snifit, and a Hammer Bros.)

• Luigi: Oh, hey, Spike.
• Spike: Luigi?

(The Mario Bros. plow through Bowser's army, then see their parents and escapes from a Piranha Plant)

• Mario's Dad: Mama Mia!
• Mario: Shall we take him together? (powers up Pooh and Pals)
• Ash: You bet we will!
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Mewtwo: Let's end this.

(everyone joins the battle and attacks Bowser)

• Misterss 9: My King!
• Kamek: Sire!

(Power Rangers blocks them)

• Tommy: Going somewhere?
• Kamek: Curse you, Power Rangers!
• Mistress 9: Now we know how Zedd feels.
• Rocky: What?
• Kimberly: Lord Zedd?
• Adam: Is Zedd gone?
• Aisha: Yeah.
• Billy: No, he came back. But he was banished. You don't think he escaped?
• Mistress 9: (smiles evilly, blasts the Rangers) Plan B.
• Kamek: Right. (Makes them both disappear)

(our heroes finally defeat the Koopa King, our heroes surround the defeated villain)

• Good Fairy: It's over, Bowser Koopa.
• Rabbit: There's no escaping now. You might as well surrender.
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes. If you please.
• Bowser: Fellas! (laughs nervously) Listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: After everything you have done.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: You want a second chance?
• Bowser: Yeah! (laughs nervously) Listen, just let me talk to Zordon, then we can forget all this and have a good laugh. Whadda ya say?
• Princess Peach: Ew, No! GF, would you do the honors?
• Good Fairy: Gladly. Rini, care to join me?
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: You bet!
• Bowser: No, no, no, no.

(Good Fairy and Rini give Bowser a Mini Mushroom, Bowser shrinks)

• Good Fairy: (Jasmine VO) That was for ruining my life.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: And for what you did to me and Hotaru.
• Bowser: (squeaky voice) Hey! Hey! That is not cool!
• Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the blue mushroom!

(Toad puts Bowser in a jar)

• Mario: See? Told you I'd get you a pet turtle.
• Princess Peach: (giggles) Not bad, mustache. (to Luigi) And Luigi, you're so brave.
• Luigi: Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
• Princess Peach: And Pooh, how can I ever thank you for helping me out?
• Winnie the Pooh: It was nothing really.
• Princess Peach: And Ash, you're so brave.
• Ash: Oh, please, Peach. That's very nice of you.
• Princess Peach: (to Sailor Moon) And Serena, you, Darien, and the Scouts were amazing.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Hey. It's kinda our thing.
• Piglet: We should thanks the Power Rangers, too.
• Mewtwo: That'll have to wait. Look.
• Rabbit: Why...they're...they're gone.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Where'd they go?
• Good Fairy: Back to my father, I think.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: They're not the only ones.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Yeah. Where's Mistress 9 and Kamek?
• Luna: I'm afraid they escaped while we were distracted.
• Artemis: Well, they won't get away next time.
• Diana: Yeah.
• Mario's Mom: Ah, my boys! My heroes!
• Mario's Dad: Wahoo! Mario, you were amazing! (laughs)
• Mario: Thanks, Dad.
• Donkey Kong: Ah, bring it in! (hugs everybody)

(a claw grabs Pikachu)

• Ash: Pikachu!
• Pikachu: Pika! (gets trapped)
• Jessie: Now that's magic.
• Pikachu: (thunderbolt)
• James: Give it up! Your Pika-Power won't work in our zap trap.
• Team Rocket: (reveals themselves) And now on with the show!
• Ash: Team Rocket!
• Princess Peach: Release Pikachu, now!
• James: Ladies and Gentleman!
• Jessie: For our final trick of the evening: we're going to make these creatures disappear. (has Pooh and Pals in a net)
• Meowth: (holding Bowser in the jar) This is the best part of the show.
• Team Rocket: (laughs evilly)
• Meowth: So who's the clowns now?
• James: You can keep the Star!
• Jessie: We'll take Pooh and Pals & our Boss!
• Brock: No!
• Misty: No!
• Brock: Stop them!
• Ash: I'll get...
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: (OS) Allow me.
• Ash: Huh?
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Pluto Deadly Scream! (attacks)

(attacks Team Rocket, who slips and lets go of Pikachu who escapes)

• Ash: Pikachu!
• Mario: Gotcha! (pulls Ash to safety)
• Pikachu: Pika-pi!
• Ash: Let's have an encore of our own.
• Pikachu: (thunderbolt)

(attacks Team Rocket, who slips and lets go of Bowser and Pooh and Pals)

• Good Fairy: (grabs Bowser) Gotcha!
• Bowser: (squeaky voice) Hey! That is not cool!
• Tigger: Phew! That sure was a close call.

(Mewtwo flies up to a scared Team Rocket)

• Mewtwo: (Goliath VO) I grow tired of this. Take what's left of your tricks, (fires a beam) and be gone!
• Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
• Ash: We did it! (hears cheering)

(everyone hears cheering)

• Spike: Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers!

(everyone even Francis the dog appraises them)

• Mario's Dad: These are my boys!
• Giuseppe: Wahoo!

(our heroes cheer for each other, gets freeze framed to reveal they are on the newspaper that says "BROOKLYN SAVED" on a cork board)

Ending/the Super Mario Bros, Peach, Toad, and DK joins the team

(an alarm clock buzzes at 8:00am, we see Mario waking up for another new day with Luigi But when they open the door, it is revealed that they are now living in the Mushroom Kingdom)

• Toads: Morning! Hello!

(the Super Mario Bros. jump from brick block to lift and enters a warp pipe as the title "Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie" appears)

• French Narrator: Epilogue.

(scene fades to the Command Center as we see everyone celebrating their first victory against Bowser while Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy" plays)

• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: I can't believe we pulled that off.
• Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Wow! I wish Fiore could've seen us.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Perle, too.
• Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: I know.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Me, too.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: We were awesome.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Was it like this for you guys?
• Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.
• Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: I'm glad we managed to save the day.
• Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Me, too.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Of course we had some help.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: You mean "a lot."

(everyone laughs)

• Alpha 5: Oh, Aye-yi-yi! I'm so excited I could burst a gasket!
• Aisha: Now, don't do that, Alpha!
• Luna: We couldn't have done it without you, Power Rangers.
• Artemis: Thank you so much.
• Diana: Yeah.
• Tommy: It's what we do.
• Zordon: That was excellent work, my friends! I could not be more proud of you. Now, if you would, please observe the Viewing Globe, there is someone who's being waiting to speak to you.
• Princess Peach: Hello? Is someone there? Guys?
• Kimberly: Over here, Peach.
• Tommy: (laughs) Turn around.
• Princess Peach: Oh. There you are. Sorry, I'm new to this Viewing Globe stuff.
• Ash: That's okay. You'll get used to it.
• Princess Peach: Right. Anyway, thanks for everything, my friends. Now, that Bowser's been defeated and our kingdoms saved. Me, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and DK can now join forces as a part Zordon's prophecy as a part of Mewtwo's team.
• Rocky: You got it, Peach.
• Adam: Yeah. To protect and serve.
• Zordon: Princess Peach, the Mario Bros, Toad, and Donkey Kong, are now in alliance with us. From this day forward, they will answer your call for guidance and help.
• Princess Peach: We are one now. Just close your eyes and focus on your collective thought. Then you'll find the power within.
• Kimberly: And you'll know, (winks) just like that?
• Princess Peach: Just like that. Until our next adventure, my friends.

(everyone waves goodbye)

• Tommy: Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm sure glad they're on our side.
• Aisha: Yeah, you can never have too many friends like that.
• Genie: Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Group hug, Ooh! Do you Mind if I kiss the kitty? (He kisses Luna) Ooh, hairball! Well, I can’t do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I’m outta here! (to Serena and Darien) Good-bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Pooh and Pals: ciao! I’m history! No, I’m mythology! No, I don’t care what I am--I’m free!

(The Genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him.

• Ash: Bye, Genie!
• Misty: Bye bye, Genie!
• Brock: Safe travels!
• Tigger: TTFN: Ta-ta for now!
• Rabbit: So, what's next for you, Serena?
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: I'm not sure really.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: I know what I'm doing. I'm going to join Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune and we're going to search the Multiverse. To find a way to destroy the Sovereign of Silence.
• Mewtwo: Do what you must. But Zordon would want her alive.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: As you and Zordon wishes. (leaves, but stops)
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Wait. We want to help, too.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Yeah. We're a team.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: And a team's gotta stick together.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: And I still wanna make her pay for what she did.
• Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Follow us if you must. We won't stop you. (leaves)
• Good Fairy: Serena, Darien, Sailor Scouts, Luna, Artemis, Diana, I'm grateful to all of you. If it weren't for you, we would've never have defeated our most unforgiving opponent ever.
• Mewtwo: Yes. Thank you for helping us, guys.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: It was our pleasure.
• Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Feel free to call us anytime you want.
• Eeyore: We just might do that.
• Diana: Hey, do you think that's the last we'll see of Bowser?
• Zordon: I'd like to believe that, my friends, but somehow, I doubt that very much.
• Bowser: 🎼Mario, Luigi, Pooh and Pals, and Donkey Kong too. A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you. Princess Peach, at the end of the line, I'll make you mine. Oh, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, I love you. Oh.🎼
• Guard Toad: (enters) Hey! Quiet in there! Lights out, little guy! (hits cage)
• Bowser: (squeaky voice) Hey! You can’t treat me like this! Do you know who I am? I am Bow…(cuts out due to Guard Toad closing the door)...ser.

(Meanwhile at the sewers, we go through the pipe works until we see a green spotted egg, the egg hatches, the screen fades to “The End” as we hear “Yoshi!” indicating that Pooh and Pals adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom has just begun)

• Lumalee: (appears to us) Now, that’s a happy ending. Or is it? Because, everything is over now. And all that’s left is you and the infinite void. Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh? (plays as Roxette’s “Almost Unreal” plays, winks at us, then the credits roll)

Bonus Ending

• Bowser (OS): Curse that accursed Zordon of Eltar and his Champions. They thwarted my plan! I was so close! (Extreme close-up of his anger-reddened eyes, panning across.), I must devise a plan so diabolical, so sinister, it will bring those vigilantes and their friends to their knees! (Side view of his face, partially in shadow.) I need to beat them at their own game. (gasping) I need to fight fire with fire! I need—
• Familiar Female Voice: Save your anger.
• Bowser: Mistress 9. You came back.
• Mistress Nine: And I brought help.

(Bowser Jr. the Koopalings, Kamek, Darth Sidious, Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, King Mondo, Divatox, Giovanni, Team Rocket, Domino, and Dr. Robotnik appear)

• Bowser: Yes!
• Guard Toad: Hey! Who's there? (sees the villains, to other guards) Hey, get up! We got intruders!
• Lord Zedd: No need to wake him. In fact, why don't you take a little nap yourself? (uses his staff to make the guards sleep)
• Dr. Robotnik: Yeah. I can do that. I just don't have the tech yet.
• Giovanni: Be quiet.
• Bowser Junior: Hurry up and get him out.
• Divatox: Oh, yeah. Cool your jets. I’m working on it.
• Mistress Nine: What did you say!?
• Divatox: I mean, absolutely your Majesty. (opens the cage)

(alarm sounds)

• King Mondo: Curses! They found us.
• Jessie: They'll be getting us any minute!
• Kamek: Lets get out of here!

(everyone retreats to Bowser's Castle as they fly away)

• Lord Zedd: Alright. Stand Back! (returns Bowser back to normal)
• Bowser: That's better.
• Roy (Bully): We should be approaching the Warp Zone soon.
• Rita Repulsa: Now what?
• Bowser: We head to Angel Grove. In hiding.
• Domino: For Phase 2.
• Darth Sidious: Excellent. Everything is going as planned.

(Bowser's Castle flies into the Warp Zone)

• Bowser Junior: Don't worry about the Chosen Heroes, Dad. I hired someone to catch them for you.
• Bowser: Who?
• Bowser Junior: A crafty cat. Who is also a big fan of yours.
• Bowser: Sounds like my kind of cat.

(Meanwhile, someone reads a newspaper about our heroes victory)

• Male Voice: Jolly, jolly good. (reveals to be Cat R. Waul) Now for my part.

(film ends)