Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Princess Peach ==

(inside the Throne Room a group of Toads gather around as a map of the Mushroom Kingdom rises)

* Toad General: Council! Your attention! Since his escape from the Space Dumpster, Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our kingdom. It's power will make him invincible. Zordon of Eltar and the Morphin Masters predicted that this would happen sooner or later, since the United Alliance of Evil has fallen. And now freed and swearing vengeance on the Eltarian and his Daughter, we will be destroyed.

(Toads gasp in horror)

* Yellow Toad: Princess, what are we gonna do?
* Princess Peach: I will not let him hurt you. (walks down) When my old friend the Good Fairy comes with the Chosen Ones from her father Zordon of Eltar's prophecy, we are going to stop Bowser.
* Yellow Toad: How? Look at us. We're adorable.
* Princess Peach: I'm going to convince the great Kong Army to help us. Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
* Toad General: Their mad king doesn't make alliances. The Kongs will never agree.
* Princess Peach: I can convince him. When they get here, I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom in the morning.
* Toad General: Good Luck, Princess. For all our sakes.

(Princess Peach leaves the throne room then hears something)

* Rabbit: (OS) Help!
* Princess Peach: (sees our heroes)
* Tigger: Gangway!
* Rabbit: Retreat!
* Piglet: Yipes!
* 
(Mario follows our heroes then sees Peach)

* Mario: (slow motion) Princess!

(Peach flips Mario)

* Ash: That's gotta hurt.
* Pikachu: Pika-pi.
* Mario: Princess! I...
* Tigger: Look out!

(Toad Guards attack our heroes)

* Pikachu: (angry) Pi-kaaaaaa......
* Ash: Pikachu, no!
* Princess Peach: Wait! Release them!
* Pikachu: Pika?

(Toad Guards do so)

* Tigger: Phew! That sure was a close call. Those guards almost caught us.
* Mewtwo: Aren't funguses this aggressive?
* Princess Peach: Well, they're called Toads actually.
* Good Fairy: Peach?
* Princess Peach: GF!
* Good Fairy: I missed you!
* Tigger: Well, I'll be.
* Winnie the Pooh: Oh, my goodness.
* Princess Peach: Boy, you almost look just like your mother.
* Good Fairy: (giggles) You can say that again.
* Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Did we miss something?
* Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I don't think so.
* Princess Peach: Wait. Aren't you Queen Serenity's daughter?
* Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: That's what Luna said.
* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: She is our Princess, you know.
* Ash: You shouldn't say those things yet.
* Princess Peach: Wait! I know you! You're Ash Ketchum, the Pokémon Alola League/World Champion!
* Ash: (giggles) Yep. But, I'm still trying to be a Pokémon Master.
* Princess Peach: (sees Genie) And you're a....
* Genie: Una memento, your Highness. I am, (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him.) DUP.
* Genies: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
* Genie: (Says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match.) Genie Of The Lamp! (Goes into Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. (into Elvis Presley) Thank you very much!
* Princess Peach: (giggles) Right.
* Genie: (Back to normal) Tres gauch, right?
* Princess Peach: (sees Pooh and Pals) Whoa! Are you... (gasps) It's them! I mean you are the Chosen Ones, right?
* Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
* Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
* Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
* Mewtwo: And I am Mewtwo, the World's Most Powerful Pokémon.
* Princess Peach: (sees Mario) Whoa! Are you... (gasps) He's a human! I mean you are a human, right?
* Ash: Yeah. That's my Uncle Mario. Why do you ask?
* Princess Peach: It's just that he's so small. (grabs Mario's hat)
* Mario: Hey!
* Princess Peach: W-w-wait. Wait. Let's go back. Where did you come from?
* Mario: Me, my friends, my nephew, my niece Hotaru...
* Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: Hi.
* Mario: And my little brother Luigi, we fell down this pipe. And now he's lost somewhere in the Dark Lands.
* Princess Peach: Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck. Now that the Chosen Ones are here, I'm on my way to stop him.
* Mewtwo: That's why Zordon sent us to you. To stop Bowser's plan before he returns to Angel Grove and finish what his father, Dark Specter started.
* Princess Peach: The Grand Monarch of Evil is Bowser's father?
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: You know him?
* Princess Peach: Dark Specter was a monster. If we don't hurry and stop Bowser, your world is doomed. (hand gets grabbed) Huh?
* Brock: (lovestruck) Worry not, my fair Princess!
* Rabbit: Oh no, not again.
* Tigger: (sighs) Here we go again.
* Winnie the Pooh: Bother.
* Princess Peach: Mm...
* Brock: (lovestruck) Yes! It is my one purpose in life to rescue you from this political turmoil! (but then gets grabbed by Misty by the ear and got pulled away)
* Misty: There’s enough turmoil for one day!
* Brock: Not the ear! Not the ear! Not the ear!
* Ash Ketchum: Just like the old times, right Brock?
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: (shocked) Whoa! Brutal stuff!
* Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: (very shocked) But, I do like her style.

(Misty then tossed Brock away as he screamed and he fell down to the floor)

* Genie: Whoa-ho! This girl does her homework!
* Good Fairy: So, that's how Misty handles Brock when it comes to him going love crazy for the girls.
* Mewtwo: Yes.
* Pikachu: (agreed) Pika-pi.
* Ash Ketchum: (To Princess Peach) Sorry about our friend Brock. He can be a bit crazy when there's beautiful girls and so far or believe it or not, he hasn't have any luck.
* Pikachu: (apology) Pika-Pika.
* Princess Peach: No pressure.
* Mario: Well, now that that's out of the way, take me with you.
* Princess Peach: This guy's a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast.
* Luna: That's outrageous!
* Princess Peach: He won't even notice it properly. Cause you're very, very small.
* Mario: You know what? Make fun of me all you want. But you're gonna help me find my brother. Please?
* Good Fairy: (into Peach's ear) He and Luigi are with you in my father's prophecy.
* Princess Peach: (realizes) Okay. Let's see what you're made of. (to Pooh and Pals, Ash and his friends, and the Sailor Scouts) You guys, too.
* Mario: Is that a "yes?"
* Princess Peach: No, that's a "Let's see what you're made of."