Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript (section)

== Separated/Enter the Mushroom Kingdom/Meeting Toad ==

(our heroes explore the pipe room until Luigi finds a green pipe)

* Mario: Looks like nobody's been down here for years.
* Good Fairy: This place looks familiar to me.
* Rabbit: It does?
* Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Then this must be the place where you entered the Mushroom Kingdom.
* Good Fairy: Maybe.
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Do you remember how you got there?
* Good Fairy: Some kind of green pipe brought me there.

(they hear a noise)

* Ash: Where's Uncle Luigi?
* Mario: Luigi?

(gang enters the green pipe)

* Mario: Luigi, are you in there?
* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: There's his monkey wrench.
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: But I don't see him.
* Genie: Where could he be?
* Mario: Luigi!
* Winnie the Pooh: Hello, there! Luigi? Where are you.... (gets sucked into the pipe)
* Piglet: (gets sucked into the pipe)
* Rabbit: Oh, Piglet. (grabs Eeyore and goes through the pipe)
* Tigger: (shouts as he too, gets sucked into the pipe)
* Ash and his friends: (shouts as they too, gets sucked into the pipe)
* Genie: (shouts as he too, gets sucked into the pipe)
* Mario: What? (gets sucked into the pipe)

(everyone goes through a rainbow stream until they see Luigi)

* Mario: Luigi!
* Luigi: Mario!
* Mewtwo: We got to save him.
* Mario: Gimme your hand!

(Luigi does so)

* Mario: It's all gonna be okay!
* Luigi: How is this gonna be okay?
* Mario: I'm telling you. Nothing can hurt us, as long as we're together!

(Luigi then smiles until...)

* Luigi: Mario!
* Mario: Luigi!

(Luigi enters a dark lava covered pipe while our heroes another pipe leading them to a mushroom tree forest)

* Pooh and Pals: (crawl out of rubble)
* Genie: Smooth flight, but the reentry could use work.
* Brock: Is everybody okay?
* Misty: I'm alright. Togepi's fine, too.
* Luna: Serena, you alright?
* Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: That's gotta leave a mark.
* Rabbit: Oh my!
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Hey, we're in our Sailor Scout uniforms.
* Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I'm in my costume, too.
* Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: How is that possible?
* Tigger: Yeah, how did you transform without activating the Brooches and the Pens?
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: It must be that pipe.
* Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: I guess.
* Ash: Uncle Mario!

(Mario gets up and sees the Mushroom forest)

* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Where are we?
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: No idea.
* Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Do you think this could be...
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Uncle Mario, what are you doing?
* Mario: Just looking. (looks at a blue mushroom)
* Toad: Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!

(everyone screams)

* Toad: Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine.
* Mario: Ah, it's a little mushroom man. A little mushroom man talking to me.
* Genie: Say, I thought only genies can turn into something like that.
* Toad: Pleased to meet ya! I'm Toad.
* Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
* Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
* Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
* Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo, the World's Most Powerful Pokémon.
* Good Fairy: And I'm the Good Fairy, daughter of Zordon of Eltar.
* Brock: My name's Brock. And I'm a Pokémon Breeder.
* Misty: And my name's Misty. My specialty is Water Pokémon.
* Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum. And I'm trying to be a Pokémon Master.
* Pikachu: Pika!
* Ash: Oh, yeah. And this is Pikachu.
* Pikachu: Pikachu!
* Genie: Name's Genie.
* Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: I'm Serena.
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: I'm Rini.
* Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: I'm Darien.
* Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: I'm Amy.
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: My name is Raye.
* Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: I'm Lita.
* Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Name's Mina.
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: I am Hotaru.
* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: My name's Amara.
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: I'm Michelle.
* Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: Trista.
* Luna: Luna.
* Artemis: Artemis.
* Diana: Diana.
* Mario: Uh, Mario. (catches up) So this uh...This is, this is not a dream? (gets whacked) Ow!
* Toad: That hurt, right?
* Mario: Yes!
* Toad: Definitely not a dream.
* Mario: Then, then...This place is...
* Toad: The Mushroom Kingdom!
* Mario: Mushrooms, really? Now that is a cruel twist of fate.
* Genie: So, this is the Mushroom Kingdom. Doesn't look kingdom-y to me.
* Tigger: Why sure it is Big Blue, we'll just have to wait until we get to the palace!
* Mario: (crosses paths with a Bramball) Hello. (to Toad) Yeah, I'm actually looking for someone.
* Ash: My other uncle, actually. He's like my Uncle Mario here. Except his taller, skinnier, and wears green.
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: The last time we saw him, he went through a lava covered pipe.
* Toad: (gasps) Uh, that is not good.
* Ash: Why?
* Toad: Umm...Your uncle has landed in the Dark Lands. They're under Bowser's control.
* Mario: Bowser?
* Toad: He's the most evil, wretched creature alive.
* Good Fairy: And the enemy my Father, Zordon, sent us to stop.
* Toad: (gasps) Zordon?! Did you say "Zordon?"
* Mewtwo: Yes. He sent us to stop his plan.
* Winnie the Pooh: Poor Luigi. He could be in big danger. We have to find him and save him from Bowser.
* Rabbit: But how will we find him? He could be anywhere.
* Winnie the Pooh: Oh, think, think.
* Toad: (jumps on a tree) Okay, you're coming with me.
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: To where?
* Toad: I'm taking you to see the princess. She can help. She can do anything.
* Mario: Princess?

(the gang sees the kingdom then awes in delight)

Toad: Come on, guys! Our big adventure begins now!
Rabbit: Right behind you. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Mario: Hang on, Luigi!

(everyone follows Toad into the kingdom, meanwhile at the Dark Lands, Luigi gets up, grabs his tools, and starts exploring)

* Luigi: Mario? Mario? Where are you? (a branch snags him, then stumbles near a lava stream but runs across, he bumps into a tree, then gets attack by bats, grabs his flashlight then continues, he hears something, then sees and gets attacked by a Dry Bones, he hits a branch and flies toward the Dry Bones dismantling him) Ha, ha! Yes! You just got a-Luigi'd! (Dry Bones gets reassembled as more arrive to get Luigi, Luigi escapes into a fortress, Just when he thought he was safe, a group of Shy Guys and a Snifit stands in the shadows, Luigi screams in the dark)

(meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom, our heroes enter the Kingdom)

* Toad: This way, guys!
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wait up!
* Brock: How do we get to the princess?
* Toad: The princess is right up the hill.
* Tigger: After that fungus!

(everyone follows Toad)

* Toad: Excuse me, everybody. Coming through. Got a big adventure happening, right now. Clear a path for us. If I could just...
* Mario: (grabs a coin, give it to a Red Toad) Here you go.
* Toad: Excuse us. Excuse us, everybody! Coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!
* Ash: Hey!
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Why did you say that?
* Toad: Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine.
* Good Fairy: Oh, really?
* Mewtwo: Next time, give them a real reason to move.
* Toad: Chanterelle!
* Chanterelle: Morning!
* Toad: Nice to see ya, bud.

(everyone continues through the marketplace)

* Toad: And...Up, we go.
* Mario: Wait, up?
* Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: Come on!

(everyone goes on some lifts, Mario slips on one then gets up)

* Misty: (OS) Come on, Mario!

(Mario catches up)

* Mario: (walking on floating bricks) Okay, so these bricks are just floating here?
* Good Fairy: Only in the Mushroom Kingdom.
* Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Now what?
* Toad: Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way.
* Luna: That clear pipe?
* Toad: It's the only way to fly, kitty. (enters)
* Mario: Oh, wow. Love these pipes.
* Misty: You would.
* Genie: No time for dilly-dallying.
* Rabbit: He's right.
* Tigger: Let's go.

(gang enters the clear pipe, Toad, Pooh and Pals, Ash and his friends, and the Sailor Scouts enter the blue pipe while Mario enters the green pipe, then the red pipe, then right green pipe, then red pipe again)

* Mario: Aw, come on!

(Mario then goes up the right pipe, while everyone is waiting)

* Mewtwo: What kept you?
* Mario: (groans, then flops)
* Toad: Here we are. Palace doors. Bing, bang, boom. Come on. (laughs) Woo!
* Mario: Whoa!
* Good Fairy: Come on, Peach is waiting.

(everyone does so)

* Toad: Pretty impressive, am I right?
* Winnie the Pooh: Oh, yes. Very impressive.
* Toad Guard: Hold it right there, fellas.
* Piglet: Oh, dear.
* Tigger: Uh-oh.
* Mario: Oh, hey. I need to see the princess.
* Ash: Yeah. It's an emergency.
* Pikachu: Pika-pika.
* Toad Guard: What princess?
* Toad Guard 2: I never heard of any princess.
* Toad Guard: Oh, wait. I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle.
* Toad Guard 2: Oh, yeah. That's right.
* Toad Guard: You should try another castle, maybe. She ain't in this one.
* Mario: Huh?
* Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you’re not letting us in?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. WE'RE COMING IN!!! SO SIDDOWN!!
* Tigger: YIKES!!!
* Good Fairy: Genie!
* Genie: It's a joke. I do that.
* Toad: Okay, so they're messing with you. And...I don't like it. (grabs his frying pan, but instead of hitting, he cooks) What do you guys, um...What do you wanna eat? Anything your hear desires. (to our heroes, whispers) Go! (to guards) And we're gonna scramble it up.

(everyone enters the castle, but see more guards, Mario salutes them, they salute back until....)

* Toad Guard 3: Hey!
* Toad Guard 4: Intruders!
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Uh-oh!
* Winnie the Pooh: Gangway!
* Ash and his friends: Let's get out of here!
* Toad Guard 3: Stop them! Intruders!
* Toad Guard 4: Stop them!
* Toad Guards: Back to work! We know! Stop them!