Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript (section)

== Family Dinner/Fixing the Main Water Pipes/Secret Pipe Area ==

(the Marios hang their hats and gloves)

* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: That was embarrassing.
* Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Super embarrassing.
* Good Fairy: Good thing Mewtwo cleared this mess up.
* Mewtwo: Yes. At least they payed the Marios the amount after we fixed the mess.
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Too bad we had to spend some of it on another bone for Francis.
* Ash: Cheer up, guys. At least they're letting us stay at their place.
* Pikachu: Pika-pika.
* Rabbit: I have a feeling this gonna be a long night.
* Mario Family: Hey-yo!
* Mario Brothers: Hey-yo!
* Uncle Tony: It's the Super Mario Brothers, from the TV.

(everyone laughs)

* Uncle Arthur: They give an Oscar for Worst Actors?
* Aunt Marie: Hey! (slaps him)
* Uncle Arthur: What I do?
* Genie: (Southern Belle Accent) Oh, I declare it's such a delight to cook for family. And oh, are you gonna be pleased. Goat o'Gratin, Hummus on a Half-Shell, and Deep-Fried Camel Fritters like Mama used to make.
* Mario: (nervous laugh) So, uh... So everybody saw the commercial then?
* Uncle Tony: Uh-huh. We seen it.
* Mario: And?
* Uncle Arthur: I wouldn't quit your day job.
* Uncle Tony: Oops. He already did.

(everyone laughs)

* Mario's Mom: Well, I thought it was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater.

(Mario's Dad serves dinner: pasta with mushroom)

* Mario: Ah, mushrooms?
* Tigger: Gee-yuck! Tiggers don't like mushrooms.
* Rabbit: Now don't get snippy, Tigger. We are guests in the Mario household.
* Mario's Dad: Everybody likes Mushrooms, right?
* Luigi: I love mushrooms. I'll take them.
* Uncle Tony: Mario, seriously. What were you thinking with that commercial?
* Mario: What? It's supposed to be funny.
* Luigi: Can someone pass the bread?
* Uncle Tony: Yeah, but what's with the outfits? Plumbers wearing white gloves?
* Mario: That's right. You gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out.
* Mario's Mom: Don't listen to them. The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
* Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: Actually, they didn't. He was praised for his great work.
* Luigi: Uh, Amy's right you know, Ma.
* Mario: Dad? What did you think?
* Mario's Dad: I think you're nuts. You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream. And the worst part....You're bringing your brother down with you.
* Mario: Thanks, Dad. (leaves the table) Thanks for the support.
* Ash/Hotaru: Uncle Mario!
* Rabbit: Oh, dear. Mercy me.
* Piglet: Oh, dear. Mercy me, too.
* Mario's Dad: What I say?
* Good Fairy: Excuse us.
* Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

(everyone leaves)

* Luna: Poor dears. After all they've been through.
* Artemis: Those two have a great destiny ahead of them. They just don't know it yet.
* Diana: Yeah.

(meanwhile at his room, Mario is playing a game, then switches to the TV)

* Luigi: (enters) Hey. (sits) Nah, you're not bringing me down. You know what! What do they know, huh?
* Mario: It's not just them.
* Serena/Sailor Moon: What do you mean?
* Mario: Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, we can't do this, you can't do that. Sick and tired of feeling so small.
* Mewtwo: There is nothing to be gained from such nonsense. You are the same as all humans, neither stronger nor weaker. You proved that when you asked us to help with your mistake today.
* Mario: Yeah, I know.
* News Reporter: A water main burst underground today. Stopping subway service and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
* Ash: Turn it up.

(Mario does so)

* Mayor Pauline: Everything is under control. I promise you. We are very close to fixing this.
* Citizen: Out of the way!
* Citizen 2: It's alright!
* Citizen 3: Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!
* Mario: Save Brooklyn? Guys...This is our chance!
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: What do you mean?
* Mario: Destiny is calling!
* Luigi: Destiny del Monchu from High School?
* Mario: What? No! Just come on!
* Rabbit: Oh my gosh. Quick, quick!
* Tigger: Let's follow them, hasty posty!

(scene transcends to flooded area as our heroes arrive on the scene)

* Flood Worker: (plugs up water) I got this. (bursts up)
* Mario: They're not even looking at the right place.
* Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: According to my calculations, the source is right there.
* Mario: Come on, guys.

(Mario uses a crowbar to open a sewer gate, water starts draining)

* Luigi: You are not seriously considering....
* Mewtwo: We have no choice.
* Ash: Come on, Uncle Luigi. Getting there's the fun part.

(everyone jumps in)

* Luigi: Guys! (laughs nervously, then jumps in)

(inside the sewers, our heroes wade toward their destination)

* Brock: Now what?
* Mario: We gotta get to that pressure valve.

(we see the pressure valve shaking)

* Luigi: Mama Mia!
* Genie: Fear not o' Plumber in Green, we can rebuild.
* Ash: Just climb on to the pipe.
* Mewtwo: And don't look down.

(our heroes climb across the pipe, as Mario tries to turn the valve, it snaps off as does the pipe and our heroes hang on to it until they crash into a hollow wall)

* Pooh and Pals: (crawl out of rubble)
* Genie: Smooth flight, but the reentry could use work.
* Brock: Is everybody okay?
* Misty: I'm alright. Togepi's fine, too.
* Luna: Serena, you alright?
* Serena/Sailor Moon: That's gotta leave a mark.
* Ash: (to the Brothers) You guys alright?
* Luigi: (groans) I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
* Mario: Come on.

(Mario walks away with our heroes following)

* Mario: Whoa! (sees a room filled with pipes) What is this place?
* Amy Anderson/Sailor Mercury: It's a room filled with pipes.
* Mewtwo: Let's go.