Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript (section)

== Bowser Interrogating Ash and his Friends, Genie, and the Sailor Scouts/Mario, DK, and Pooh and Pals escape the Maw-Ray Eel ==

(scene: Bowser’s Castle, we see Team Rocket bringing Ash and his friends to the throne room with the Sailor Scouts, Mewtwo, and the Good Fairy as Bowser’s prisoners)

* Ash: (wakes up) Huh? What's going on here? And what am I doing inisde of this cage?
* Jessie: Here’s the twerp we told you about.
* James: Yeah, because of him and his Pikachu we are the laughing stock of Team Rocket.

(Bowser looks suspiciously at their prisoner, Ash growls)

* Bowser: Leave him to me.

(As Bowser walks down as Kamek uses his magic the bring Ash closer)

* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Ketchum!
* Bowser: So you’re Ash Ketchum, the Pokémon World Champion.
* Ash: (angry) I’m still trying to be a Pokémon Master. So what?
* Bowser: Not sure you know who I am. But I’m about to marry a princess, capture your friends, and rule the world.
* Ash: So we heard.
* Bowser: But there’s one problem, kid. An interdimensional being from the planet Eltar. Do you know him?
* Ash: Yeah. Zordon told us about you as well. And we won’t let you get away with this.
* Pikachu: Pikachu!
* Bowser: Ah. A tough one, I see.
* Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Wait a minute. How do you know Ash and co.?
* Bowser: We've known them from someone you know.
* Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: Someone we know?
* Mistress 9: Exactly. (chuckles)
* Ash (to Mistress 9): You!!
* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: (gasps)
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Oh, no.
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: Impossible!
* Mistress 9: I knew sooner or later you'll be dragged to this. Did you really think Sailor Saturn's awakening can get rid of me so easily?
* Brock: Well, yeah actually we did.
* The Good Fairy: You know this woman?
* Ash: She's Mistress 9. The Sovereign of Silence and partner of Pharaoh 90. Not to mention Hotaru's evil persona.
* Mistress 9: (Eris VO, chuckles) What a clever little boy you are.
* Misty: How did you get back?!
* Mistress 9: What do you think?
* Ash: Wait. I think I do. Bowser must have found your evil essence, then cloned a body of Hotaru, you invaded it, and you once again stole Rini's Pure Heart Crystal, and then you guys made...
* Mistress 9: (Eris VO) ....made a more powerful copy of it for me and gave the original back to her. You heroes are so predictable. Your uncles couldn't help being ever so noble, and you couldn't help betraying your friend, Serena.
* Ash: I’d never betray my friends. Especially her.
* Mistress 9: (Eris VO) Oh, but you did betray her. You left her for a Gym Leader. Look at her, Ash. [pushes Misty] She's not even in her grave yet, and you're moving in on your first girl. Face it: your heart is as black as mine.
* Misty: That’s stupid! We’re just friends!
* Good Fairy: (Marina VO) You're wrong about him!
* Mistress 9: (Eris VO) He knows I'm not!
* Good Fairy: (Marina VO) You don't know what's in his heart.
* Mistress 9: (Eris VO) Oh, yes, I do. And more importantly, so does he. In your heart, you know that the Princess is going to marry because she saw something in you that just isn't there.
* Ash: Liar!
* Mistress 9: (Eris VO) You want to bet?
* Bowser: (OS) Silence!! (on screen) Forgive her kid, she can be a little flirtatious. So, to the point, as your reward, I shall spare your lives for the wedding.
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Wedding?!
* Bowser: Oh. And you won’t be needing this freebie anymore. (reveals the lamp)
* Ash: How did you know we have the lamp?!
* Bowser: A little birdie told me. (points to Kamek)
* Kamek: (laughs nervously) Tweet, tweet, tweet.
* Bowser: (rubs the lamp)
* Genie: You know DK, I’m getting really…(sees Bowser) I don’t think you’re him. Tonight the part of DK will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister ugly monster.
* Bowser: (grabs Genie by the beard) Not sure you know who I am. But I got big plans for you, Genie.
* Genie: I was afraid of that.
* Meowth: Not so powerful are you, eh?
* Bowser: Prepare them for the wedding. And give them good seats. Oh, and confiscate their PokéBalls, same goes with the Girls’ Brooches and Transformation Pens.
* Kamek: Yes, sire.
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: You'll regret this, Koopa!
* Jessie: Say what?
* James: You’re inviting them?
* Meowth: Couldn’t you do what your planning to do with the other prisoners?
* Bowser: No! You can’t kill the Genie, not The Chosen Heroes or Princess Serenity's incarnation and her future offspring and their friends.
* Jessie: Maybe you're not as powerful as the Boss thought.
* Bowser: Silence! (breathes fire on Team Rocket then doses the flames with water) I gave my word to Peach and I must honor my promise. You do understand honor, don't you?
* Jessie: [groans]
* Meowth: Okay, okay. We should not have questioned you. You were right. We didn't know what we were thinking.
* Bowser: That's better. And this time, I'll succeed where fools Alan and Anne, the Negamoon Family, Professor Tomoe and his witches have failed. First the Mushroom Kingdom, then Angel Grove, and then...THE WORLD AND THE MULTIVERSE!
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Pooh Bear....

(scene transcends to underwater where the Maw Ray Eel swallows a Blooper and takes us inside where we find our heroes with Mario and Donkey Kong)

* Donkey Kong: So, this is the end: being slowly digested by an eel, next to 5 living breathing toy animals and an idiot in overalls.
* Piglet: (crying)
* Mario: Well, at least your brother isn't going to die because of you.
* Donkey Kong: Least you're not going to die with your Dad thinking you're a joke.
* Mario: Yeah, well, my Dad thinks I'm a joke, too.
* Donkey Kong: Yeah, well.... Your Dad's right!
* Mario: You know what, I feel bad enough! Just leave me alone!
* Donkey Kong: I've never met your Dad, but he sounds brilliant.
* Mario: Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey!
* Donkey Kong: I...am...more...than a guy who smashes things!!!
* Rabbit: SHUT UP!!!
* Donkey Kong: Stay out of....
* Rabbit: NO! NO! NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M LOSING MY MIND! BECAUSE OF YOU TWO, BOWSER'S GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!
* Winnie the Pooh: Oh, no. Not Rabbit's mind. I better count to 100 quickly.
* Eeyore: Whoa. (x6) Is this really the best way to coup with the complex emotions that you’re experiencing? You’ve clearly reshaped your external reality to justify your eternal desire for conflict resolution. Don’t turn to outward violence. Turn to inner strength.
* Tigger: Yeah. This is no time to go into pieces, Long Ears. We gotta get out of this big eel somehow.
* Rabbit: Uh. Yes, of course. You're right. I'm sorry.

(suddenly, everyone hears a rumbling)

* Winnie the Pooh: (shushes everyone) Do you hear something?

(everyone turns an sees a burst of wind, then gets blown away, outside the Maw-Ray Eel burps, everyone sees the barrel rocket)

* Tigger: You thinking what I'm thinking?
* Rabbit: The Monstro Escape Plan?
* Tigger: Bingo.

(everyone even Mario and DK smiles, the Maw-Ray wakes up, and coughs up our heroes)

* Pooh and Pals: (cheers)
* Mario: (cheers w/ DK) That was amazing!
* Donkey Kong: Now we're even.
* Winnie the Pooh: Next stop, the Mushroom Kingdom!

(everyone flies toward the Mushroom Kingdom)