Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie/Transcript (section)

== Mario vs Donkey Kong/Building a Kart ==

(we now see Mario entering the Kong Ring to the jeering of Kongs, we hear a growl as another door opens, a Kong runs out, "DK Rap" plays, crowd cheers)

* Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Wow, that must be...
* Mewtwo: Donkey Kong.
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: You know him?
* Donkey Kong: (to the tune) I'm DK. Donkey Kong. Oh, yeah.
* Tigger: Don't look now. But I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.
* Donkey Kong: Hi, Dad.
* Cranky Kong: No, don't. Don't do that.
* Donkey Kong: Dad, wave back.
* Cranky Kong: Enough with the showboating.
* Donkey Kong: What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for. Dancing pecs.
* Misty: Hmph. He's a big show off.
* Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Tell me about it.
* Cranky Kong: Okay, simmer down. I said, shimmer down.
* Kong: DK! DK!
* Cranky Kong: That means you, Diddy Kong.
* Diddy Kong: D...Sorry.
* Cranky Kong: Now, since I want this fight to last more than 5 seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome, Mario.
* Donkey Kong: I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body.
* Mewtwo: Don't underestimate Mario, old friend. Once he gets a power-up, you're finished.
* Donkey Kong: We'll see about that, old pal. Let's rock and roll. (prepares)
* Mario: (laughs nervously, looks at Peach (who is counting on him), prepares) All right.

(the battle begins, Mario attacks but gets caught and slapped by DK)

* Princess Peach: (gasps)
* Toad: Oh, my...Okay...
* Cranky Kong: Guess you're not getting my army.
* Good Fairy: My father won't allow it.
* Cranky Kong: Just kidding. Just kidding.

(DK sends Mario near the edge)

* Donkey Kong: Is this what you came for?
* DK Fan: I love you, DK!

(Mario gets up and sees the "?" Block)

* Donkey Kong: Hi, Dad. Love you.

(Mario races toward the "?" Block but gets spotted)

* Donkey Kong: It is on, like Donkey Kong! (attacks but misses)
* Mario: (hits block, grabs a mushroom) You're about to pick on someone your own size. (eats mushroom)
* Crowd: (gasps)
* Mario: (attacks, but shrinks instead of growing, stops and realizes it)
* Cranky Kong: I guess he got the wrong mushroom.
* Good Fairy: He got the mini mushroom.
* Darien Shields/Tuxedo Mask: What does that do?
* Ash: I guess whoever eats that shrinks instead of grows.
* Mewtwo: Right.
* Donkey Kong: (chuckles)
* Mario: (laughs nervously, then screams and runs)
* Princess Peach: Ooohh.

(Mario continues running but gets caught and flicked by DK, returns to normal, DK rolls toward him)

* Princess Peach: Get up, Mario!
* Ash: Hurry!

(Mario does so and continues to avoid DK and hits another ? Block to reveal a Fire Flower but get extinguished by DK)

* Misty: Cheater!
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Calm down, Misty. He can do this.
* Misty: How would you know?
* Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: I'm psychic, like Mewtwo. Trust me.

(Mario continues to fight but DK gets the better of him)

* Donkey Kong: Had enough?
* Mario: (exhausted) Not even close.

(DK super punches him up)

* Pooh and Pals: (gasp)

(Mario looms up an sees Peach)

* Princess Peach: Mario....
* Mario: It's-a me.
* Princess Peach: The box...

(Mario sees the last ? block, hits it and lands to reveal Cat Mario)

* Crowd: Aaawww.
* Amara Tenoh/Sailor Uranus: Did he just....
* Michelle Kaioh/Sailor Neptune: Turn into....
* Trista Meiou/Sailor Pluto: A cat?
* Toad: He looks adorable.
* Princess Peach: He really does.
* Mario: Oh, what? I'm a cat?
* Donkey Kong: (laughs) You got the cat box! Oh, my... Oh, I'm sorry.... I'm sorry. Okay. Now, you die. (attacks)
* Tigger: Duck!
* Mario: (dodges, realizes something) I'm a cat.

(DK keeps attacking but Mario uses the cat skills and dodges, then scratches DK)

* Mario: Meow.

(DK keeps attacking but Mario uses the cat skills by dodging and fighting back until...)

* Mario: Had enough?
* Donkey Kong: (exhausted) Not even close. (almost falls but gets rescued)
* Mario: I'll take that as a "yes."

(DK is defeated, the crowd cheers for Mario)

* Toad: Yes! That's my best friend!
* Pooh and Pals: (cheers)
* Crowd: Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!
* Good Fairy: Well?
* Cranky Kong: Yeah, yeah.
* Genie: (cheers) He did it! (turns into a firework and shows a fireworks show)

(after the fight, Pooh and Pals congratulates their friend)

* Tigger: (laughs) You did it.
* Rabbit: (laughs) How clever of you.
* Winnie the Pooh: Congratulations!
* Tigger: Yeah, and celebrations too!
* Piglet: Always knew you could do it!
* Eeyore: Hooray. How wonderful.
* Princess Peach: That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just kept back up? You just don't know when to quit.
* Ash: That's Uncle Mario for you.
* Hotaru Tomo/Sailor Saturn: He never gives up without a fight.
* Mario: Huh. Well, never thought of that as a good thing.
* Princess Peach: It's a great thing.
* Mario: Thanks. I...
* Donkey Kong: I let him win, just for the record.
* Good Fairy: Oh, really?
* Mario: Really, though?
* Ash: Why would you do that?
* Donkey Kong: You want to know why? It's mind your own business that's why! (throws a barrel at Ash)
* Ash: (gets hit)
* Pikachu: Pika-pi!
* Ash: (growls)
* Mario: Alright, Giant Monkey....
* Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you barge right in? Did you hit my friend? And all of a sudden, you’re upset over one loss?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. YOU'RE GETTING OVER THIS!!! SO SIDDOWN!!
* Cranky Kong: Enough! Get inside!
* Mewtwo: Now! (grabs Genie's beard then lets go like a window shade)

(everyone does so)

* Cranky Kong: We've located Bowser's ship.
* Mewtwo: Zordon says he'll arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown. And he'll head for Angel Grove the next day.
* Luna: That means we don't have much time.
* Artemis: The only way to stop him is to get the Super Star before he does whatever he's planning.
* Diana: But how?
* Cranky Kong: Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.
* Good Fairy: The Rainbow Roads.
* Princess Peach: We beat him there and ambush him.
* Rabbit: And how do we get from here to there?
* Piglet: We c-c-c-can't get there by walking.
* Cranky Kong: Yeah, I know. That's why we're gonna need karts!
* Pooh and Pals: Karts?

(scene transcends to Kart Garage)

* Everyone: (gets amazed)
* Cranky Kong: Well, what are you waiting for? Pick your karts.
* Tigger: Aye aye, your royal royaltiness.

(everyone begins to create their karts with the aid of Builder Kongs)

* Ash: (sees Peach) Nice outfit.
* Princess Peach: Goes with the bike.

(everyone heads to the Kongs)

* Donkey Kong: (whispers to Mario) I hate you.
* Genie: Watch it, pal.
* Princess Peach: To the Mushroom Kingdom and the biggest fight of our lives.
* Rabbit: Now, put your combat gear on. This is a dangerous mission, and we can not afford any mistakes. The fate of the Mushroom Kingdom and Angel Grove is in our hands.
* Princess Peach: Here we go!
* Winnie the Pooh: (OS) Oh, bother!

(the karts head out)