Pooh's Adventures of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Transcript

Opening/"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song"[edit | edit source]

[The movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos. The titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production," and "in association with United Plankton Pictures." Seagulls fly across the sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy.]

Pirate on the Dinghy: [with a trunk] I got it! I got it! I got it!
Look-out Post Pirate: [squints] Dinghy ahoy. [looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
One Pirate: Dinghy off the port bow!
Pirates: [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow!
Other Pirate: Captain, dinghy off the... [gets slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]
Captain: Dinghy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]
Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! I got it.
Captain: Where is it?
Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right here, captain.
Captain: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. [excitedly] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]
Pirates: ♪Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants!♪

[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]

Dream Sequence/"I'm Ready! Promotion!"/Reuniting with our Heroes[edit | edit source]

French Narrator:[We start out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island.] Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab.] Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...

[The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab]

Police: Back off! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]
French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?

[The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops.]

Fish: I can't believe this is happening here!
Fish 2: It's Horrible!
Mr. Krabs: Please settle down. [Referring to the Krusty Krab] We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss 'till me manager gets here.
Female Fish: [off-screen] Look, there he is.

[A black boat with orange flames drives up; SpongeBob's leg, wearing a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, SpongeBob climbs out ofthe limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Oh. It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So what went wrong?
Mr. Krabs: When the customer took a bite, no cheese! [he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. [SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. [He puts a briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.
Phil: I'm really scared here, man.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Opens the briefcase.] You got a name?
Phil: [Nervously] Phil.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family, Phil? [Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. SpongeBob snaps.] Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
Phil: I got a wife and two beautiful children.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
Phil: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: [SpongeBob picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "cheese." [SpongeBob dramatically and slowly attempts to put the cheese on the Krabby Patty. He then kicks the door open, Phil in his arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles.] Order up.
All [But SpongeBob]: [Cheer and then lift SpongeBob up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip![Honk!] Hip! Hip![Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!]
[Honk continues from dream, the screen now shows SpongeBob in his bedroom. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm clock.]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray! Gary! I had that dream again! And it’s finally going to come true! [He runs over to his calendar.] Today! Sorry about this calendar. [He tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts round it.] Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]
SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready. Promotion. [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. SpongeBob then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. The back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. He blushes and walks offscreen sideways. Then he brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. [Goes outside and runs around in circles] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. [The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom]

Squidward Tentacles: ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.♪
Squidward and SpongeBob: [In unision] ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...♪
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants : ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪
Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in here?!
SpongeBob: I had to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward: (annoyed) Whatever it is can't it wait until we get to work?!
SpongeBob: There's no shower at work.
Squidward: What do you want?!
SpongeBob: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Squidward: (yelling) Get out! (kicks out SpongeBob out the window)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony.

Krusty Krab 2/Plan Z[edit | edit source]

Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2! [The crowd applauds] First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. [Krabs has a big grin on his face]

Mr. Krabs: Hello. I like money.
Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
Mr. Krabs: Money. [Everyone laughs]

[Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! [the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen. Plankton groans and moans while sweating]
Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
Plankton: Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.
Karen: A to Y?
Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen: What about Z?
Plankton: Z?
Karen: Z. The letter after Y.
Plankton: [Searches through cabinet] W, X, Y, Z. [Grabs Plan Z] Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
Karen: Oh, boy.
Plankton: [Looks at Plan Z] Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. [Sniffs it] It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! [Goes outside] So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! [SpongeBob runs by and unknowingly squashes him] Ow!

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Plankton: Stupid kid.
Harley Quinn: (sees the incident through her binoculars; speaks through her walkie-talkie) The little sucker fell for our little trick, my lord. Plankton doesn't know a thing or two about the true nature of his "Plan Z" and was unaware of us sticking the file into his cabinet.
Bowser: (voiceover) Very good, Harley Quinn. You've done well. (scene changes to a silhouetted character who steps out of the darkness, revealing himself to be Bowser) With that naive little parasite under our control, we will use him to begin the first phase of our plan: manipulate him into stealing King Neptune's crown and trick him into framing Mr. Krabs. Then once Plankton wallows in his glory of stealing the Krabby Patty formula and running the Krusty Krab out of business, we'll manipulate him to begin the next phase of the plan: brainwash all of the citizens and enslave them. Then, when someone returns the crown back to Bikini Bottom, we'll lure Neptune into our trap and brainwash him into becoming our weapon so that we can use him to wipe out those who stood in our way including that annoying little bugger, Plankton! Leaving me, King Bowser, supreme leader of the Koopas, to become the most powerful overlord of the world and plant the seeds of a new empire! (cackles evilly)

"You're Just a Kid"/Discussing Plan Z with Bowser/Plankton steals King Neptune's crown[edit | edit source]

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French Narrator: Meanwhile...
(Plankton is later seen explaining his plan to his lord and master, Bowser.)
Plankton: When everyone is enjoying their patties, I'll activate their mind-control bucket helmets and place them under my control so I can rule the world! (chuckles evilly)
Bowser: Hmm. Very nice presentation, Plankton. But first, before you begin your takeover, I'd like to see this crown King Neptune possesses.
Plankton: Absolutely. Will do. Uh,... As soon as I...uh,...have it.
Bowser: You don't have it? And yet, you have the audacity to come to my kingdom, explain your plan, and ask my army for assistance?!
Plankton: Apparently.
Bowser: Do you have any idea of the capital that my evil organization has invested in you, Plankton?! We're far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. All for a stupid secret formula to a lousy sandwich. How can I put it? (holds an apple) Let's say this apple is you. If we don't start getting our money back, (burns the apple with his fire powers) get the picture?
Plankton: (nervously) Uh-huh?
Bowser: Look, Plankton, the point is my organization is looking for villains who are more ruthless than you. Cunning than you. Hungrier than you. Powerful than you. And most important of all, smarter than you. Like my dear old friend, Jafar. He used the lamp to usurp the throne of Agrabah. Before that street rat Aladdin foiled everything.
Plankton: A-Are you saying that I'm not good enough for you?
Bowser: Unfortunately, yes. Because your tomfoolery and disobedience has always ruined our plans so many times in the past.
Plankton: Oh, give me another chance, Master! Please! I can promise you that Plan Z will not be failure to you! It will be a big success!
Bowser: (growls) Very well. But first, get me the crown. And then we'll talk.
Plankton: (gulps and chuckles nervously) Yes, my lord. (leaves)
Bowser: (chuckles evilly) What a gullible little idiot! Team Rocket! I want you to go with him. Make sure he doesn't screw up.
Team Rocket: Aye-aye, sir!
Meowth: You can count on us!

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Mistress 9: Bowser, I know Plankton is a naive little pest. But why would you be using him as a pawn to your latest plan even though he's one of us?
Bowser: Because, my dear, I don't like him. His constant talk of wanting to obtain the Krabby Patty secret formula lately was driving me crazy! It was just too much, and I couldn't take it anymore! So, I decided to come up with an ingenious plan to get him off my back while also rule the world for myself. I secretly formulated the "Plan Z" operation in my laboratory and had Harley Quinn stuck the file into the Chum Bucket. And with us using Plankton and King Neptune as our pawns, our "Plan Z" operation will be put into action and the whole world will be mine!

Goofy Goober's/Mr. Krabs is framed/Journey to Shell City begins[edit | edit source]

Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober!
(The curtains roll up, revealing Goofy Goober.)
Goofy Goober: (chuckles)
Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!
Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing! ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah...♪
Goofy Goober and Kids: ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪ (cheering)

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Ice Cream Clerk: Hey, hey, get up! Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal!
SpongeBob: (groans from drunkenness) Oh, my head.
Ice Cream Clerk: Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going!
SpongeBob: My... (burps) friend? (sees Patrick sleeping) Patrick! Hey, what's up buddy? Wait, you said "8:00." I'm late for work! Mr. Krabs is gonna be- (pauses and gets angry) Mr. Krabs...
(Meanwhile, at the Koopa castle, Plankton hands the stolen crown over to Bowser.)
Plankton: Here it is, my lord. King Neptune's crown just as you asked.
Bowser: (picks up the crown and observes it) Hmmm... Mm-hmm. A bit old. But very rare. Adequate. But it'll still be worth something. Well done, Plankton. So far, you did your service very well. I'm very impressed.
Plankton: Really?! Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much, my lord!
Bowser: (removes him off his face) Alright, you're grateful. Now, please get off my face.
Plankton: Oh. Sorry. Now, let's sit back and watch the show. I wanna see Krabs getting himself fried by the king for my crimes. (chuckles evilly)
Bowser: No.
Plankton: Uh, wha-?
Bowser: I have a better idea. Let's make the situation a bit more interesting. Get me my telephone. I'd like to make a special delivery.
Joker: Here you are, master.
Bowser: (dials the number) Hello? Yes, I'd like to place a shipping order. (chatter on the phone) To where, you say? Let's see... (looks through the paper) How about Shell City? (grins evilly)

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Mr. Krabs: (reads the note) "I stole your crown signed EUGENE KRABS?!"

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Answering Machine: Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.
Bowser: Let me do the talking, Plankton. (clears throat; impersonates a voice over through the phone) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin' me the crown. Neptune's crown. (King Neptune gets furious so Mr. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it, but it continues to play) I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin' me the crown. Neptune's crown. (King Neptune gets even more furious as Mr. Krabs unsuccessfully tries to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment) Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye. (quickly hangs up; chuckles in a normal voice) And now, watch him suffer.
Mr. Krabs: Eh, heh... I was... um... yeah... oh... eh... d-don't you just hate wrong numbers...?
King Neptune: (angrily) MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?! (screams)
Bowser: (cackles evilly) The sea king is one gullible hothead.
Plankton: Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
Bowser: Me too. With that temper of his, the king has proven to be quite useful to us. But soon, he'll be our control when the time comes. (chuckles)
King Neptune: (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Krabs!

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King Neptune: Anyone else? No? Well, then. (fires his trident at Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: (screams in pain)
SpongeBob: (snaps out of his cynical drunkenness state) Huh?!
(Just then, our heroes come barging in the restaurant through the front doors in the midst of the commotion.)
Mr. Krabs: (screams in pain as he flies around the Krusty Krab with his rump burning) Ooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! (he dives into a bucket of water) Oh, yeah.
Rabbit: What is going on in here?!
Tigger: Yeah, brunos! What's the big idea of coming into the Krusty Krab and barbequing Mr. Krabs like that?!
Brock: Yeah, who do you think you are?!
Misty: Didn't anyone teach you any manners?!
King Neptune: Silence, you fools! I'm busy here! (to Mr. Krabs) And now, Eugene Krabs, (prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will... die!
SpongeBob: (stops him) Wait! I'm flattered that you're doing this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown and now it's in Shell City! That's why he must die.
Ash Ketchum: Whoa, wait a minute! Hold it, hold it, hold it! Did you just say that Mr. Krabs stole your crown?!
King Neptune: Yes, I did. And now he's gonna die at my hands because it's in Shell City!
Winnie the Pooh: But doesn't that seem a little harsh to kill somebody over a crown, your majesty?
King Neptune: You all don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
Misty: Oh, come on, your majesty, what's so bad about a little baldness?
SpongeBob: Yeah, Neptune, I'm sure it's not that noticeable... (King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines) Bald! Bald!
Heroes: (freak out)
All: (except our heroes) Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred: (his eyes are ablaze from the shininess of Neptune's head) My eyes!
King Neptune: (places the paper bag back on his head) All right, all right.
Misty: Okay, I think you've made your point.
Brock: Uh, tell us something, Neptune, did you actually see Mr. Krabs steal the crown when you were at your castle?
King Neptune: Uh,... no. Not really, no.
Rabbit: Oh, well, then, how did you know it was him?
King Neptune: This note. (gives the heroes the note)
Pooh Bear: (reads the note) "I stole your crown signed..."
Heroes: "Eugene Krabs"?! (look at Mr. Krabs in confusion)
Piglet: But Neptune, this doesn't seem right.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, don't you think this is oddly suspicious? It's uncertain Mr. Krabs couldn't have written this note and stolen your crown.
King Neptune: Sorry, but that was the only evidence I could find at the scene of the crime. And now he will die by my hands!
SpongeBob: Wait! Mr. Neptune, sir, before you do Mr. Krabs in, would you at least find it in your heart to spare his life if I went to get your crown back?
King Neptune: You, go to Shell City? (laughing hysterically) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. (throws SpongeBob away)
SpongeBob: But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
King Neptune: Run along. I have a crab to cook. (ignites his trident)
Mr. Krabs: No! (cries)
SpongeBob: (shields Mr. Krabs) No! I won't let you!
King Neptune: (sighs) Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!
Mindy: (comes in) Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone!?
King Neptune: Mindy?! I told you to stay in the carriage!
Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
King Neptune: But, daughter, I...
Mindy: Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose?
Ariel: (offscreen) And there's more to being king than having a crown, your majesty.
King Neptune: Huh? (notices Ariel) Oh! I recognize you. You're Ariel. One of the daughters of King Triton! My dear, old friend.
Ariel: That's right. And as a mother of my daughter, Melody, I agree with your daughter. I've had my issues with my father a long time ago. But unlike you, he knows that when it comes to being king, great power comes great responsibility. Back then, he thought he was doing what was best for his kingdom by forbidding physical contact with humans. But he learned the hard way that there was still good in them through the help of my friends. So, if I were you, I would have faith in your daughter's wisdom and trust SpongeBob into getting your crown back. It's what you would do as king and as a father. Might we remind you of your... "special problem".
Mindy: (removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot)
All: (except our heroes who look away) Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred: (offscreen) My eyes!
King Neptune: (places the paper bag back on his head) All right. (to Mindy) Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!
Mr. Krabs: Huh?!
King Neptune: (to Ariel) And Ariel, even though you're one of the daughters of my dear old friend, it isn't your place to tell me how to be king! So, stay out of this! (to SpongeBob) And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly ten days.
Patrick: He can do it in nine!
King Neptune: Eight!
Patrick: Seven!
King Neptune: Six!
Patrick: Fi-
Heroes: Patrick!
(Both SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs jump on Patrick)
King Neptune: Six it is, then.
Patrick: (Still breathing while getting strangled by Mr. Krabs) Five!
SpongeBob: Patrick, shush.
King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! [He points his trident at Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: No, wait, I'm begging you! (gets frozen by King Neptune's trident)
Squidward: Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
Heroes: (groans in embarrassment at Squidward's stupidity)
King Neptune: Come along, Mindy.
Mindy: Listen you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [she pretends to be Bowser] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair and you'll never be seen again!
Patrick: She's purty, SpongeBob. [While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her]
Mindy: Here, take this.
SpongeBob: What's in here? [Opens bag and few winds blow at his face]
Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick: [To Mindy] You're hot!
Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
Neptune: [from the outside] Mindy!
Mindy: I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Wait, how did you know my name?
Mindy: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.
Patrick: What's my name?
Mindy: That's easy. You're Patrick Star. [Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe]
Neptune: Mindy!
Mindy: I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. [Now to Mr. Krabs] Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
Squidward: Pass. [He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind]
SpongeBob: Patrick and I...
Patrick: Hi.

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Plankton: This is great! Plan Z is working out great! With Krabs frozen and the formula in my hands, my restaurant business will finally dethrone the Krusty Krab! (chuckles evilly) Now, no one will stand in my way!
Karen: Plankton! Phone call from Bowser.
Plankton: (groans) What does he want now? (answers the phone) Yes, my lord?
Bowser: (on the phone) Plankton, I'm sending some of my troops over to help you with your takeover. It seems as though you've finally proven your worth after all.
Plankton: Really? Oh, thank you, Lord Bowser! Thank you!
Bowser: (on the phone) But I'm letting you off with a warning. Though you may be the overlord of your takeover, you're still under my jurisdiction. So, if any of my enemies interfere with your plans, I want you to capture them and bring them to me. You must always listen to me and do exactly as I say. That means no inflicting harm on them at all costs. Leave the executions to me because it is my job to execute my victims, not yours. So, no more insubordination whatsoever! Or else... Do I make myself clear?!
Plankton: Y-Y-Yes, sir. Perfectly clear, sir.
Bowser: Good. Until then, see you later. (hangs up)
Plankton: (hangs up) Eesh! What a hothead.

Dennis the Hitman/The Thug Hug/Plankton takes control[edit | edit source]

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Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
Karen: I never agreed.
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob, his pink friend, Patrick, and some other friends that tagged along with them. (shows SpongeBob and Patrick on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at his hands)
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those fools. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
Team Rocket: Huh?!
Plankton: (groans) I hired a hitman named Dennis to go and murder our enemies! Make sense now?!
Jessie: A hitman?! Uh, but Plankton, with all due respect, Lord Bowser said that we should follow his orders.
Meowth: Yeah, he asked us to capture them and bring them to him if they interfere with us. Not to harm them.
Plankton: Ah, Bowser, Schmowser! I don't care what he says! This is my takeover, not his!
James: Well, yes, but you do realize that Dennis is also one of Bowser's henchmen as well. And you hired him to kill our enemies without even consulting our master first.
Plakton: So?

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Mindy tells our heroes what happened/"Mermaid Magic"/"Now That We're Men"[edit | edit source]

Winnie the Pooh: What's going on?

First encounter with Dennis/The Cyclops!/Shell City[edit | edit source]

SpongeBob: (nervously) Uh, can I help you with something, sir?

Dennis: Name's Dennis! I've been hired to exterminate you.

"I'm David Hasselhoff"/Mindy stalls Mr. Krabs' execution[edit | edit source]

SpongeBob: Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

SpongeBob: (screams) Dennis!

Dennis: Did you miss me?

(Back in Bikini Bottom, King Neptune prepares to carry out the execution of Mr. Krabs while Plankton has a front row seat with the New United Alliance of Evil.)

Fighting Dennis/Returning the crown[edit | edit source]

Dennis: Now, where were we?

SpongeBob: Patrick, run!

Patrick: No! I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop--(gets slapped by Dennis; screams as he is flown onto David's left foot) Run, SpongeBob!

(SpongeBob screams and runs as Dennis attempts to kill him and stabs David in the rear end.)

David: Ooh, take it easy back there, fellas!

(Dennis growls angrily as he chased SpongeBob.)

Patrick: SpongeBob, be careful!

Dennis: Come on, kid! Give it up! Dennis always gets his man!

(SpongeBob jumps to David's next leg.)

SpongeBob: Yeah! I did it!

Dennis: You got guts, kid! (SpongeBob yelps in fright) Too bad I gotta rip them out of ya!

SpongeBob: (scared) Uh, I don't know what Plankton is paying you. But if you let us go I can make you worth your while.

Dennis: It's gonna take a lot more than five... What is this?

SpongeBob: Uh, that, sir, is five Goober dollars. Legal tender at only participating Goofy Goober... (Dennis furiously grabs him) I got bubbles. Fun at parties.

(Bubbles flew into Dennis' eyes which burned them.)

Dennis: (in pain) My eyes! (lets go of SpongeBob which sends him flying)

Patrick: I got you, SpongeBob! (catches him)

SpongeBob: Thanks, buddy. (sees Dennis' spikes from his boots) (nervously) Uh, thanks alot.

Dennis: That's it! I'm through messing around! See ya later, fools!

Plankton betrays Bowser and takes over/Final Battle/"Goofy Goober Rock"[edit | edit source]

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Bowser: "All hail Plankton." Every time I hear that, it makes the insides of me twist and turn while it also makes my blood boil!!

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SpongeBob: Hooray! We made it!

Patrick: We made it! (Mr. Krabs happily dances with them)

King Neptune: My crown! (sets down his trident and picks up his long-awaited crown) My beautiful crown! (kisses it)

Rabbit: Whew, finally!

Tigger: Yeah, glad that's over.

Piglet: The king's got his crown back and Mr. Krabs is safe at last.

Mindy: (muffled) Hey, let me in! Let me in! Let me in!

Ash Ketchum: (gasps) Oh, Mindy. (takes a key and unlocks the lock, allowing Misty and Ariel to open the door for her)

Mindy: Thank you! Thank you! (swims up to SpongeBob and Patrick) And SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it! (hugs them)

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Winnie the Pooh: Ahem! Uh, your majesty, if you really do care about your crown, then maybe perhaps, you could care about saving your daughter's life?

King Neptune: My daughter's life?!

Tigger: And the entire city of Bikini Bottom, and the lives of all of your people!

Ariel: It's not as if they're being sold as slaves but they are actually being enslaved! And soon, they'll most likely be killed!

King Neptune: Who would dare threaten my daughter's life and then enslave my kingdom under my nose?! Who is he?! WHERE IS HE?!

Bowser: (chuckles evilly; offscreen)

King Neptune: Who goes there?!

(Just then, in the middle of the restaurant, blue electric lightning swirls around and around. Then fire bursts in the center, creating a bright explosion that stuns our heroes. As the smoke clears, a large, bulky hooded figure steps out. Everyone gasps in horror. The hooded figure then unveils himself, revealing his true identity: Bowser!)

King Neptune: What the?! What is this?!

Bikini Bottomites: All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

Bowser: (clears throat) Bow down to me instead! (uses his powers to bow down to him instead of Plankton)

Bikini Bottomites: All hail King Bowser!

Plankton: H-H-Hey! What are you doing?! (gets picked up by an angry Bowser) Hey! Put me down! What is the meaning of this?! We had a deal!!

(Mistress 9 freezes everything so that no one could hear it.)

Bowser: Sorry, Plankton, but your little time as dictator was getting too overrated. So, from now on, I'm calling the shots here.

Plankton: But-But what about the Krabby Patty formula? What about my restaurant business?! And what about "Plan Z?!"

Bowser: (chuckles evilly along with his followers) Did you really think it was all your plans?! You're more dumber than I thought! Plan Z wasn't literally your plan! It was all my idea!!

Plankton: (dumbfounded) Wha-Wha?!

Bowser: You were never a ruler of this world to begin with! I was just using you and King Neptune so that I could rule the world for myself!

Plankton: But-But Bowser, I was one of your own!

Bowser: You were until you drove us crazy with your constant talk about the stupid Krabby Patty formula every single day! But now, your service to me has expired. I got what I wanted and now I don't need you anymore.

Plankton: So, all this time, I've stolen the formula and took over the world for absolutely nothing?!

Bowser: D'uh! (Plankton begins to cry) Aww, hey, don't get so bummed out, little guy. Your little business was too good to last! However, you will never takeover anything because all you'll ever end up is getting stepped on by something bigger than you! But think of it this way. You could be ruler of this empty ketchup bottle! (cackles; stuffs Plankton into a ketchup bottle and goes to throw him in the garbage can) Sayonara, you little nuisance! (chuckles wickedly as he drops the bottle into the can)

Plankton: NOO!!!!

(Mistress 9 unfreezes everything before Bowser turns his attention to Neptune and chuckles evilly)

Bowser: Well, well, well, well, well. This is quite a glittering assemblage, isn't it, Neptune? Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and... (notices his enemies with SpongeBob, Patrick, his daughter, Mindy, and the frozen Mr. Krabs; chuckles) Oh, how very quaint. Even the rebel is here. Surprise! (chuckles) You didn't expect to see me again, did you? Well, tough luck. I'm back, baby! (chuckles)

King Neptune: Uh, I don't mean to interrupt, but who exactly are you?

Bowser: What? You kidding me?! You mean to tell me you don't even know who I am, baldy?! (calms down) Well, as king myself, I should've known better than to neglect my mannerisms. Allow me to introduce myself. I am called: Bowser, King and Supreme Leader of the Koopas!

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SpongeBob: Well, sorry to rain on your parade, Bowser!

Bowser: Oh, don't you worry, SpongeBob, my friend. Our parade will be quite dry. Right under our UMBRELLA!! (pulls down rope)

Heroes: Umbrella?!

(We go back to Neptune, who is still kissing his crown. The door on the ceiling that says, King Size, opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off.)

Ariel: (gasps in horror)

Mindy: (tries to save her father, but is held back by Ash and Brock) Daddy, no!

Bowser: Daddy, yes! (cackles wickedly and snaps his fingers)

(Two-Face activates the remote on his command, putting Neptune under his control.)

King Neptune: All hail King Bowser!

Bowser: Looks like it’s game over.

Plankton: My sentiments exactly! (places a bucket helmet on Bowser)

Bowser: (muffled) Hey! What the? (Tries to remove his helmet)

Bowser Junior: Dad, no!

Plankton: Daddy, yes! (Activates bucket helmet)

Bowser: (muffled) Plankton! I’ll get you… (hypnotized) All hail, Plankton.

(Everyone screams as the Bikini Bottomites, Neptune, and Bowser close in on our heroes and non-bucket helmeted villains)

Patrick: SpongeBob, what happened?

SpongeBob: Plankton cheated.

Plankton: Cheated?! [To Neptune] Hold on there, baldy! [Neptune turns off the light in his trident. To SpongeBob] Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

SpongeBob: Because you cheated?

Plankton: [Dumbfounded for a second] No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!

(The hypnotized victims laugh along with him.)

SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.

Heroes: What?!

Pooh Bear: SpongeBob?!

Tigger: What are you doing?!

SpongeBob: (to his friends; whispers) Shh. Trust me.

Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

SpongeBob: And you know? I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, 27 in a half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.

Heroes: (look at each other in astonishment)

Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...

SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic. (points to Mindy)

(Mindy lowers her head in sadness, but Ariel comforts her and smiles warmly, indicating that she's very proud of her for trying to help.)

SpongeBob: Or managerial promotion. (points to a frozen Mr. Krabs) Or some other third thing can make anything more than what I really am inside: a kid.

Heroes: Aww... (gets teary-eyed)

Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.

SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay!

Plankton: What? What's goin’ on?

SpongeBob: 'Cause I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made to Shell City, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

Plankton: All right, we get the point....

SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

(Suddenly, smoke begins to fill up the room.)

Villains: Huh?!

Jessie: What's going on here?!

James: Is this an illusion or are we just seeing things?!

Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's goin’ on here?

SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm-...

Harley: Uh-oh! Something's happening to him!

Plankton: Okay, settle down.

SpongeBob: I'm...

Quackerjack: Oh, no!

Plankton: Take it easy.

SpongeBob: I'm-...

Joker: He's gonna blow! Run away!

(The villains run to take cover.)

Plankton: What the scallop?!

(SpongeBob explodes with a song, "Goofy Goober Rock", sending the villains flying backwards.)

SpongeBob: (singing) I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!! (Rock!)

Plankton: (screaming as they fly backwards, crashing into the ceiling)

SpongeBob: (singing) You're a goofy goober! (Rock!) We're all goofy goobers! (Rock!) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! (Rock!)

Put your toys away, well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say "no way!"

(No way!) "No, no, freaking way!"

I'm a kid, you say, when you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again"

And then I say "Thanks!" (Thanks!) Thank you very much!

So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,

Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free!

Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop!

I'm a goofy goober! (Rock!)

You're a goofy goober! (Rock!)

Plankton: [He is recovering from being flung into the wall] What's happening? [Sees SpongeBob dancing]

SpongeBob: (singing) We're all goofy goobers! (Rock!)

Plankton: His dance moves are impressive, [Puts on headphones and a microphone] but I'm in control. [To slaves] Seize him!

SpongeBob: (singing) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober!

Bikini Bottomites: All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

SpongeBob: (singing) Yeah!

(The hypnotized citizens hover over SpongeBob but are blasted away when he bursts out in a wizard outfit and starts to strum on a magical electric guitar. He slowly goes up while Plankton, and Mr. Krabs look at him ascend.)

Patrick: Whoo!!

Rabbit: Go, SpongeBob!!

Misty: Rock on, SpongeBob!

Ash Ketchum: Yeah!

(As SpongeBob plays the electric guitar, its head stock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.)

Fish: (after SpongeBob destroys the mind-control helmet) I'm free. I've been freed!

Plankton: What….

(SpongeBob continues to destroy the helmets.)

Plankton: (frustrated) No!!

(SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off.)

Plankton: My precious helmets!

Squidward: (is freed from the helmet) Ha!

Mrs. Puff: (is freed from the helmet) Oh!

Sandy Cheeks: (is freed from the helmet) Yee-haw!

Gary the Snail: (is freed from the helmet) Meow.

Mistress 9: SpongeBob, aim for the antenna!

Fearless Leader: Yes! It’ll free everyone!

(SpongeBob blasts the Krusty Krab 2's antenna, breaking the helmets on all slaves outside.)

Bikini Bottomites: (in their slave voices as earlier) Yay.

Plankton: Don't just stand there, you idiots! Get him! Stop him now, and I’ll free Bowser and do what he says!

(The Crime Empire run in various directions to catch SpongeBob as he plays his song, but the chipper yellow sponge evades them in every other way.)

Joker: You yellow, kitchen sink sponge! Come here!

Meowth: Hold still!

Penguin: I got him! (misses) What?!

Brock: Come on, you guys! We gotta help SpongeBob!

Heroes: (nod their heads in agreement and rush to help)

Squidward: It looks like we'll lend them a hand too. (to Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and Gary) What do you say?

Sandy: Count me in! It's payback time!

Mrs. Puff: It's payback time!

Gary: Meow!

Two-Face: Ah-ha! I've got you now! (screams as he slips onto Gary's slime)

Gary: Meow, meow!

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Sebastian: Come on! (clamps his claws on Meowth's tail)

Meowth: Yeow!!!

(Flounder slaps on Jessie and James' faces with his tail.)

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Meowth: The sponge's chops are too righteous!

Harley Quinn: Tell me about it! Plankton's helmets don't seem to handle this level of rock 'n roll music!

Negaduck: Hey, computer face! A little help here?! (brief silence) Karen?!

Karen: Whee! (laughs as she is being carried off by the freed Bikini Bottomites)

Plankton: All right, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to--

(Too late. SpongeBob quickly frees the sea king before Plankton could finish.)

Mindy: (hands her father the crown) Here you go, Daddy.

King Neptune: (takes the crown and puts it back on) Thank you, my child. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an abomination to take care of. (swims up to Bowser and flares up his trident)

Melody: Hold it!

King Neptune: Nahhh!

Sebastian: Tings have changed now, mon. Look!

Plankton: (growls) All right, that's the last straw! Bowser, I command you to-- [SpongeBob zaps Bowser's helmet]

Bowser: Phew! Finally!

The Crime Empire: Boss!

Bowser Junior: Dad!

Bowser: Junior? (turns) Plankton!!!

Plankton: I better get outta here. (attempts to leave but is blocked by the Bikini Bottomites)

Sandals: Look, it's the wizard who saved us!

Plankton: Out of my way, fools! (the freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, stomping over Plankton in the process) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (yelping)

Krabs is freed!/SpongeBob is granted manager of the Krusty Krab 2[edit | edit source]

Plankton: (now flat as a pancake on the ground) Come on, I was just kidding. (gets scooped up by the police) Come on, you guys knew that didn't you? (gets thrown in a small police car and locked away in a mental institute) With the helmets and the big monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? (is now driven away; off-screen) I will destroy all of you!!!

Bowser: (in the Powerpuff Girls' narrator's voice) Oh, Plankton, shut up! (joins the others inside)

King Neptune: (to Mindy) Well, Mindy, I have to admit you were right. Your compassion for your friends and for theses sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're gonna make a fine ruler of the sea one day. (to Ariel) And Ariel, it turns out that you too were right as well. I put my crown and myself before my kingdom and my beloved daughter. If I hadn't cared so much about my bald spot, I'd never would've left Bikini Bottom at the hands of Bowser nor put the lives of my family in great danger. But I couldn't have saved Mindy and the whole world without the help from you and everyone else. So, for putting so much faith in your family and friends and for helping me learn what being king is truly about, I owe you my gratitude. Thank you.

Ariel: (giggles) No problem.

King Neptune: (to Mindy) Now, Mindy, let's go home.

Mindy: Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?

King Neptune: Huh, wha-? Oh, yeah! Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. (unfreezes Mr. Krabs, but ends up becoming a human)

Mr. Krabs (human): What the?

Misty: (giggles, but tries not to laugh)

Brock: Mr. Krabs? (giggles, but tries not to laugh either)

King Neptune: Oops! I guess I had it set to real boy ending. (changes Mr. Krabs back to normal)

Mr. Krabs: Yippee!!

Pooh Bear: Ah, that's much better!

Tigger: You said it, Pooh Boy. But Mr. Krabs looked really funny as a human. (giggles)

King Neptune: Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?

SpongeBob: (offscreen) I'm up here. (still dangling from the ropes on the ceiling)

Good Fairy: Oh, dear. Could someone lower him down from there, please?

Patrick: I'm on it. (lowers the ropes and sets SpongeBob down)

King Neptune: Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. (sets Mr. Krabs down so that he can talk to SpongeBob)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.

SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft serve.

Misty: SpongeBob, we're so proud of you the way you made that speech.

Ariel: And what you said was true. If you really wanted to show everyone who you truly are, you just gotta be yourself.

Mr. Krabs: And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. (Squidward comes up) I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. (points to the manager pin)

Squidward: I couldn't agree more, sir.

Harold: Hooray for SpongeBob!

(Everyone cheers.)

Ash Ketchum: Three cheers for SpongeBob SquarePants!

Everyone: Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!

Everyone: Yay!! (cheers)

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

Squidward: I think I know what it is.

Aisling: You do?

Squidward: Uh-huh. (to SpongeBob) After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

SpongeBob: (immediately grabs the manager pin) Are you crazy?! I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down! (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager? This is the greatest day of my life!

Heroes: (laugh in amusement)

Bonus Ending[edit | edit source]

Jessie: (groans) Defeated again as always. How pathetic can we get? (sees the Bikini Bottom police driving with Plankton in it) Hmm? What's this? (looks through the binoculars; gasps) Aww, poor little Plankton. Not only he's thrown out of his own restaurant, but he's thrown out his own kingdom as well.

James: Good! This is what that little idiot gets for not obeying Bowser's orders! Serves him right!

Meowth: Speaking of serving, the only kind of serving he's gonna get is time in Bikini Bottom Federal Jail!

Wobbuffet: Wobbu! Wobbu!

(Meanwhile at Bowser's castle deep into his throne room...)

Bowser: (growls angrily and moans in pain) Curse those accursed little brats and that annoying yellow sponge! They foiled my plans once again! And it's all Plankton's fault! (Extreme close-up of his anger-reddened eyes, panning across.)

(THE END)