Pooh's Adventures of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water/Transcript

Opening/Burger Beard finds the book

• [Water is quickly panned by. The scene moves up to show small islands. The scene continues to pan. "Nickelodeon Movies" pops up from the water. It is covered in seaweed and sea stars. It falls back into the water. The panning stops with a care-like screeching. The scene looks around until the Bikini Bottom island is shown. It is panned into, revealing a vast forest. The scene cuts through branches until it reaches a beach, where a pirate, later revealed to be named, "Burger Beard," has used a dinghy to a beach. Burger Beard's ship can be seen in the distance. Burger Beard finishes dragging the dinghy on the shore. Burger Beard then takes out his map, revealing he is on the opposite side of the island from the three palm trees.]
• Burger Beard: A-ha!

[He starts chuckling. He lifts the map and turns towards the forest. Later, he is cutting his way through the forest. Soon, he stops and looks at his map. He then sees a sign that reads, "Booby Traps!"]

Burger Beard: "Booby Traps"?!

[He cuts the sign down. He steps on it while continuing on his way. He is also laughing. He passes a skeleton with a tarantula on it. He continues to continue through the forest. He stops when he sees something. He smiles. The scene shows a clear path leading to a Skeleton who is holding a book, sitting on a chair. The scene zooms in to the book and then displays the title of the movie. The scene cuts back to Burger Beard.]

Burger Beard: Oh. There you are, my lovely.

[He starts walking towards the skeleton. He manages to avoid the booby traps. He then stops at the skeleton.]

Burger Beard: What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do.

[He grabs the book and the skeleton falls over. Burger Beard starts to walk away.]

Burger Beard: At last, it is mine. Finally, you are mine.

[The skeleton then reassembles itself.]

Burger Beard: All right. Let's do this. Bare Knuckles.

[The skeleton gets into a fighting pose]

• Burger Beard: Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.

[The skeleton does a left punch, but Burger Beard avoids it. The skeleton does a right punch, but Burger Beard avoids it. The skeleton does a left punch, but Burger Beard blocks it with the book. The skeleton does a powerful left punch, which sends Burger Beard, who is still holding onto the book, to go soaring into the air. The scene cuts to the ship, where four seagulls are playing Go Fish.]

• Seagull #1: You got any sevens?
• Seagull #2: Go fish.

[Burger Beard lands on the ship, which scares the seagulls away. He then stands up.]

• Burger Beard: Is that all you got?!

[He then kisses the book. He tucks it under his armpit and grabs a rope. He swings to the wheel, pulls up the anchor, and opens the sail. The ship starts moving. It then cuts to him standing in the crow's nest. He is looking through his sextant. He then jumps onto the rim of the crow's next and jumps off. He lands back at the wheel. He pushes a button on the wheel that reads, "Auto Pirate." He then rubs his hands together and sits down. He takes the book and opens to the first page. On the back side of the cover, there is a library card with the names of previous owners.]

Burger Beard: Man, this is way overdue.

Burger Beard reads the story/SpongeBob reunites Pooh, Ash, and his friends

[Burger Beard flips to the next page. On the left page, there is a drawn image of a wide shot of Bikini Bottom. below the image, words read, "Once upon a time..." On the right page, there is a dawn image of the Bikini Bottom sign. Above the image, words read, "Under the sea there was a little town called Bikini Bottom." The scene then zooms into the image of Bikini Bottom.]

Burger Beard: Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called, [The scene fades to a normal image of a wide shot of Bikini Bottom] "Bikini Bottom." [The scene pans in.] In this town, there was a place called, [The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.] "The Krusty Krab," where folks would come to eat a thing called, [A CGI Krabby Patty is shown.] "the Krabby Patty." Every [The scene cuts to the Kitchen of The Krusty Krab. The grill, counter next to the grill, and fryer are shown. Here, seven Krabby Patties are being grilled and fries are being cooked.] greasy spoon has a [The scene shows a different angle of the same scene, where the fryer is the focus of the shot.] fry cook, and the one [The scene shows a counter with a dispenser of ketchup, a stack of tomato slices, two tomatoes, a cut tomato with a slice, a jar of pickles, a head of lettuce with a few pieces cut off, a stack of onion slices, a pile of puns, a bag of potatoes, two whole onions, and a cut onion.] who worked here [The scene cuts to a medium shot of the kitchen. Spat starts to descend into the shot.] was named, [SpongeBob pops in and his Krusty Krab hat and spatula fall to his head and hand, respectively.] "SpongeBob SquarePants."

• Seagull Crew: Oh... [The scene cuts back to Burger Beard, where the seagulls are returning to the ship. The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song starts playing.] ...who lives in a pineapple under [The scene cuts to one seagull on a railing.] the sea? [Another seagull appears with a Melodeon, which scares the other seagull off.] SpongeBob [The scene cuts to another railing, where one seagulls is walking on it. While, the other, later revealed to be named, "Kyle," is standing on a box next to the railing] SquarePants! Absorbent [The scene cuts to a shot, where Burger Beard and the last three seagulls shown appear.] and yellow--
• Burger Beard: [as seagulls sing, "porous is he"] Hold it. Just hold it.
• Seagull Crew: SpongeBob SquarePants! [A seagull, doing The Robot dance is shown. He then starts doing the Wave with a few other seagulls] If nautical nonsense be something [The Wave reaches its end when the last bird to do it knocks a seagull of the railing.] you wish. SpongeBob SquarePants! [Another Seagull is shown.] Then drop on the deck and [The seagull starts doing the worm as another seagull flies by.] flop like a fish. [A seagull on a box is shown] Sponge... [Another seagull lands on the first seagull] ...Bob Square... [Another Seagull lands on the second seagull.] ...Pants! [Another seagull lands on the third seagull. The scene cuts back to the shot of Burger Beard and the seagulls.] SpongeBob Square...
• Burger Beard: [As the seagulls sing, "...Pants!"] Stop!

[The scene cuts to the melodeon seagull, who stops playing. It then cuts to Kyle and the seagull on the railing, who look sad. It then cuts back to Burger Beard.]

Burger Beard: There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... Singing Birds!

[The scene returns to the shot with Kyle and the other seagull.]

• Seagull: Okay, I promise not to... ♪ sing! ♪

[Kyle clears his throat and points. The scene then shows three skeleton parrots with a bass, guitar, and trumpet, respectively.]

• Skeleton Parrot #1: Take it from us.
• Skeleton Parrot #2: He really does hate singing birds.

[The scene then returns to Skyle and the other Seagull. The other seagull poops.]

• Kyle: Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
• Burger Beard: Come closer. Let me tell you the tale.
• David: Okay, start reading.
• Burger Beard: Not that close! [He scares the seagulls, who back away a few steps. A couple more seagulls come in to listen, then turns the page] All right. Here we go. [scene changes to the Krusty Krab with falling Krabby Patties] Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. [SpongeBob laughs as he goes into the Krusty Krab before the scene changes to SpongeBob happily polishing his snow globes before kissing one] And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! [scene cuts to SpongeBob hugging Gary in a blue background] He loved his pet snail, Gary. [Gary meows] He loved his best friend, Patrick. [Gary poofs into Patrick before he giggles] [scene cuts to SpongeBob making his friends into bubbles] He loved blowing bubbles... [scene changes to SpongeBob catching a jellyfish while falling off a cliff] ...and jellyfishing.
• SpongeBob: Whee! [scene cuts to SpongeBob happily making Krabby Patties]
• Burger Beard: He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom.. [many Krabby Patties land on the customers' plates] ...just as much as they loved eating them. [scene cuts to the customers' enjoying their Krabby Patties together, including Bubble-Bass, which his seat breaks] "Why," you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... [scene cuts to show a customer eating a Krabby Patty while on a hospital bed and Dr. Gill Gillam puts on a breathing mask] "...despite the doctor's warnings?"
• Dr. Gill Gilliam: [to Shubie] He'll be gone in a week.
• Shubie: Oh, Harold! [sobs as she sadly bites into a Krabby Patty as the doctor does the same too, happily]
• Burger Beard: Ah, it was a secret. [scene cuts to a real-life Krabby Patty with many question marks in the background] No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly, no one cared, except for Plankton. [scene cuts to an embarrassed Plankton]
• Plankton: Meh. [scene cuts to a crowded Krusty Krab before zooming to an empty Chum Bucket]
• Burger Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab, where no one ate... [scene cuts to a disgusting chum patty before Plankton appears from behind] ...because the food was really bad!
• Plankton: Now, is that really necessary?! [the patty beside him deflates a little]
• Burger Beard: [as the scene cuts to Plankton, wearing spy gear, tries to steal the formula] Plankton had made it his life's work to steal the recipe. [after Plankton chuckles evilly, SpongeBob vacuums him up]
• Plankton:' SpongeBob, please! Let's talk about this. [SpongeBob blows the vacuum thereafter]
• Burger Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today... [after the camera zooms into the formula, SpongeBob closes the safe and the scene cuts to a small, green airplane heading for the Krusty Krab] ...things would be different.

[scene cuts to SpongeBob throwing out the trash when Patrick comes up to him]

• Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: Morning, Patrick! Are you here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
• Patrick: I'm getting two today. One for me, and one for my friend.
• SpongeBob: Oh, have I met this friend?
• Patrick: [uses his belly as a talking friend and impersonates his voice] You know me, SpongeBob. [he and SpongeBob laugh, as well as his tummy]
• SpongeBob: Enjoy, Patrick's tummy. [as he waves goodbye, he hears the engine from the airplane, which then drops a big jar of tartar sauce close to the Krusty Krab]
• Mr. Krabs: [is seen counting his money outside of the entrance door] 13, 14, 15... [SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab]
• SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
• Mr. Krabs: Tartar... [the tartar sauce splashes everywhere on the Krusty Krab, including SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs] ...sauce?
• Plankton: Bullseye! [laughs evilly]
• Ash Ketchum: What the...?!
• Tigger: Is that...?!
• SpongeBob: Plankton!
• Mr. Krabs: [angry] So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
• Plankton: [as he approaches the Krusty Krab] Welcome to Air Plankton! Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we're now approaching our final destination.

[scene cuts to show SpongeBob and Patrick on the Krusty Krab roof wearing army clothes and having a fire weapon]