Pooh's Adventures of The Santa Clause 2/Transcript
This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Santa Clause 2.
The Villains arrived to join the heroes
(Bowser and the villains arrived at the Hundred Acre Wood to meet up with Pooh and the others. When they heard Korra's voice calling out.)
Korra: Guys, look out! (stops Bowser from getting closer to Pooh and the others.) You won't ruin our christmas adventure today Bowser! Simba: Korra! (Pooh and the others watched Korra and Bowser.)
Zazu: Oh dear. Bowser: Calm down, Avatar. We were invited. Korra: (confused.) You were? Simba: That's right Korra. We invited them ourselves. Winnie the Pooh: You see Bowser has always give the other villains some Christmas time off from evil plans every year. Rabbit: Because he does have his second rule is Don’t do any Evil Deeds on Holidays that people get out of work/school. Tigger: Except for Halloween of course. Korra: Oh... Opening/Santa Alert
???: I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar! ???: What is it? ???: Strong reading from underneath the cap rock, sir! ???: Possible oil flow? ???: Still analysing. It's, uh...Sounds like, uh...Tiny hammers. Let's go skating! ???: They're coming right at us! ???: Take us to Elfcon three! Take us to Elfcon three. ???: These guys aren't stopping. ???: Take us to Elfcon two! ???: Let's go to Elfcon two. ???: We have a partridge in a pear tree. ???: You take us to Elfcon one. ???: Let's rig for silent running. ???: Look alive, everybody! ???: OK, we're at Elfcon one. ???: I lost it! ???: What do you mean, you lost it? ???: Wait! ???: What the...? ???: Uh... ???: Sir, you're gonna want to hear this. Santa: Find out where that music's coming from. ???: Santa, I've got her on the locator. Santa: What now? ???: It's just gone. ???: In the middle of the chorus! ???: Nobody needs to know about this. ???: Maybe we should mention the Smokey Robinson thing, sir. ???: We're at Elfcon four. Charlie's Caper
Danielle: It's so cold up here. How can you not be freezing? Charlie: You have not seen cold till you see where my dad lives. It's... Danielle: Don't be embarrassed. My parents are divorced. No big deal. I'm not embarrassed. Why don't you talk about your dad? Charlie: He doesn't like me to. It's complicated. Danielle: Is he a spy? Charlie: No, he...He works with toys and these...Iittle people. Kids. Can we just do what we came here to do? Danielle: Sure. All right. Charlie, this is really dangerous. Someone could catch us at any moment. Kinda exciting. Well, you know. Charlie: Danielle, I may not come out of this alive. So, in case we don't see each other again...Aagghh! Danielle: Are you OK? Charlie: Oof! ("Naughty Naughty Christmas" plays Charlie begins his work) Charlie: I'm almost done. Danielle: OK. I'm not leaving. (Music suddenly stops as a ladder clunks against the wall and we hear footsteps ascending on the ladder and Charlie is met face-to-face by a stern-looking woman) Woman: Hello, Charlie. Charlie: Hello, Principal Newman. The Football Game
???: Or... we go outside and play some football. Curtis, you need to tell him right now! Curtis: I don't know. He's so happy right now. And why do I have to be the one to tell him?! Bernard: Because I'm the head elf. I don't give bad news. It's one of the perks of my seniority. Now, tell him! Santa: Come on, pork chop. Bring it on. ???: Who you callin' pork chop, meatloaf? Santa: Meatloaf?! You wanna talk some trash? I'll talk trash with ya. ???: But first, I'm gonna blitz. ???: Ready, set! ???: I'm comin' after you, buddy. ???: Seven swans a-swimming! ???: Six geese a-laying! ???: Five golden rings! ???: Hike! ???: Hey, who's got the ball? ???: I can see it. Let go of me. ???: He's too quick! He spins! He moves! He's on the way! And he might go all the...way! Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'! Oh, they pile on! OK, you win! You guys aren't elves. You're wizards! No matter how many times you run that play I never see it comin'. ???: Santa? We need to talk. ???: That's weird, isn't it? ???: Uh-oh! ???: These fit yesterday. ???: Hot cocoa for you. Another Santa "Clause"
???: Yes, but there's another Santa clause. There was a first clause, but also a second clause.
Santa: Get on with it!
???: When the last Santa fell off your roof and you put on his coat, you found this.
Santa: Right.
???: "He who wears the coat takes on the responsibilities of Santa Claus." And the rest would be history, right?
The Holiday Conference
The Santa Duplicator
Going Home for Charlie/Meeting Principal Newman/The conference
Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Neil. Hello, Laura. Remember us?
Laura: Yes, of course we remember you guys.
Neil: It's been a long time since we last saw you guys.
Carol Newman: Hello, Mr. Calvin. Laura, Neil. Oh, are those your friends?
Scott: Yes, this is Pooh Bear and all of his friends.
Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, madam.
Carol Newman: Good morning, Pooh Bear and friends. I am Principal Carol Newman.
Scott: Principal Newman.
Carol Newman: I haven't seen the last time Charlie was in trouble.
Tigger: Trouble?
Carol Newman: (nods) Mmm-hmm.
Piglet: What has Charlie done, Miss Newman?
Carol Newman: I'll explain everything to you guys in my office.
Scott: Well, I've been traveling for work. You know.
Carol Newman: Oh. Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son there will be fewer problems.
Scott: Maybe but then I wouldn't get to spend so much time with you. It's always such a pleasure.
Carol Newman: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame you come such unarmed. Excuse me.
(Just then a student named Picardo skateboards down the hallway.)
Picardo: Good morning, Principal Newman.
Carol Newman: Mr. Picardo, I want you to look in my eyes. What do you see?
Picardo: It's dark and it's cold.
Carol Newman: It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway. Do I make myself clear?
Picardo: Yes.
Carol Newman: What are you gonna do?
Picardo: I'm going straight to third period geometry.
Carol Newman: Have a nice trip.
(In Principal Newman's office)
Rabbit: So, what seems to be the trouble, Miss Newman?
Carol Newman: Well, Rabbit, I'm glad you asked that. Not only it is an affront to authority but a blatant disrespect for property.
(The heroes gasp in shock.)
Simba: Charlie, is this true? (Charlie nods in response) I thought so.
Timon: Oh, boy, Charlie.
Carol Newman: It's an affront to authority and blatant disrespect for property. If this continues I'll have no other recourse than to suspend...
Scott: Excuse me. Is there a rest stop between
here and the end of the lecture? I'm more interested in why this happened in the first place.
Laura: So am l. Charlie, we're all worried about you. It feels like you're trying to get someone's attention. What's bothering you?
Krysta: Dr Miller? Neil: Neil. Aisha: Neil, any theories? Neil: Well, frankly I have several. Here we go. Let's just order a pizza. Misty: Okay, and what does pizza have to do with anything about the situation? Melman: Scott, you're not helping. Neil: I was listening to a tape series on child development last night. You know what the problem is? Scott: Excuse me, Neil. It's four weeks until Christmas. That's a holiday in December. Neil: Oh. Scott: Have you noticed the hallways? Not a decoration, not a twinkle light, not an expression of the joy kids are supposed to be feeling. What kind of school is this? Carol Newman: A public school. A top-rated public school. That takes effort. And money. Spending any of that money on holiday decorations would take away from the things that truly matter. Scott: Forgive me, but I think holiday cheer matters. Laura: What are we going to do with you, Charlie? We're really worried... Scott: Let me handle this. You know what you did is wrong. Right? Charlie: I guess so. Tommy: There's no guessing. Scott: Tommy's right. The guessing is gone it was wrong what you did and you're not gonna do it again. Promise me. Charlie: Okay. Scott: There you go. He's good to his work. He won't do it again. Meeting is adjourned. Carol Newman: It most certainly is not! Charlie! Scott: You know what else? Here's a little donation! You should buy yourself a wreath. (The heroes shake their heads in disapproval while Carol gasps in dismay.) Brock: We might have to straighten out Charlie. Ash Ketchum: Yeah, if he breaks a promise. Pikachu: Pika Pika. (Carol nods in agreement knowing Charlie has to be taught a lesson.) Misty: We'll keep an eye on him. Santa Clone
27 Days to Find a Wife/Charlie Gets Busted Again
Lucy: Hi, Comet.
Comet: Hi.
Lucy: I got something for you.
Aisha: What you give him, Lucy?
Daphne: Chocolate? That's a really bad idea.
Misty: I wouldn't give him much chocolate if I were you.
Scott: Misty's right you got to be careful with the sweets he intends to overeat.
(The cops led by Officer Jenny are chasing after Charlie) Carol Newman: Hello, Charlie. Charlie: Hello, Principal Newman. Ash: Charlie? What is going on? Pikachu: Pika? Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. This will never do. Carol Newman: Are Laura and Neil on their way? Scott: No, we've volunteered to do a solo on this one. Carol Newman: Oh, you look like you've really lost weight. Are you feeling all right? Scott: I wasn't when I got this phone call. (The heroes see the defaced school lockers and they shake their heads in disappointment while Principal Newman folds her arms sternly.) Misty: "Trim a tree, go to jail"? Charlie, what is this about? Aisha: Oh, Charlie, you really done it this time. Scott: (sternly) Charlie, you promised you weren't going to do this again. Now, you've broken a promise. What's the matter with you, Charlie? Rabbit: (sternly) What you did was really wrong, young man. Simba: Your father and Miss Newman are not pleased about what you did today. Nala: That's right and we're very disappointed in you, Charlie. Scott: They’re right. I’m gonna have to punish you. I’ll ground him for two months. Rabbit: Good idea. Charlie: I thought you were on my side! Carol Newman: I'll go you on better, Charlie. You're suspended. Charlie: But, Dad. Scott: Hold on a second. I'm just as upset as you but isn't there another way that can punish him that doesn't involve taking him out of school? Carol Newman: What did you have in mind? Fred: I think community service will do for Charlie. How does that sound, Miss Newman? (The heroes murmur in agreement.) Carol Newman: Huh. That's not a bad idea. Okay, Charlie, I want you to start by cleaning up this wall. I want everything, everything off of there by tonight. And then for the rest of the week you can clean up every mark off every locker in this hallway. Charlie: Every one?! Rabbit: Miss Newman made an arrangement for your punishment. Zazu: We don't want to hear any arguments from you. Simba: And, no exceptions. Scott: Do as she says, Charlie. Charlie: But I have homework, tests to study for. Carol Newman: Not my problem. Velma: Well, you should've thought about that before defacing school property, Charlie. Gloria: You could've stayed out of trouble. Carol Newman: And Charlie, we'll talk about the suspension. Naughty and Nice List
Bernard: Curtis, what is he doing in the naughty-and-nice centre? What's going on?
Toy Santa: I'm checking the naughty-nice list. I'm checking it twice.
Curtis: I already told you! It's been checked. Don't worry.
Toy Santa: I do worry. There's a lot of mistakes. I'll give you a big fat for instance! In Denmark, there's a guy named Sven Halstrom right here. He's a Dane. He was wiping his nose on his sister's shirt. Yuk! That's not very nice! And yet he's on the nice list.
Curtis: We try to cut most children slack this time of year.
Toy Santa: I don't understand that! Kids are misbehaving everywhere. They're running with scissors. They're sticky. "I'm not gonna stop this car!", "No, we're not there yet!", "Brush your teeth!", "Pick up those clothes!" It goes on and on.
Bernard: But they're just kids! Everybody misbehaves some time.
Toy Santa: But according to The Santa Handbook, naughty kids get lumps of coal their stockings. Right? We will make stockings. In my opinion, they should all get coal in their stockings. Don't you?
Curtis: No! That's not how it works!
Toy Santa: Get me the naughty-nice list. Get me every list! Get me everything.
First Date/Dull Party/Scott Gives Out Presents/Scott and Carol Kiss
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Tigger: I got better things to do than this, I think I’ll go trim my toenails. Or, better yet, I’ll go trim Gloria's toenails. Daphne Blake: Tigger, where are your manners? Tigger: I don't know. But I bet they're having more fun than I am! Zazu: Tigger, behave! -
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Toy Santa's Soldiers
Scott's Confession/Charlie and Scott’s argument
Charlie: I can’t believe you would choose her. (The scene changes where Lucy comes outside and Charlie is shoveling.) Lucy: Hi, Charlie. Charlie: Hi, Lucy. Lucy: What are you doing? Charlie: Just shoveling. Lucy: Oh. Charlie, is Uncle Scott Santa Claus? Charlie: No, of course not. Why would you think that? Lucy: I don't know. How come Uncle Scott was so sad today? Charlie: (confused) What made you think he was sad? Lucy: I asked him to stick a straw in his nose and blow bubbles in his milk. But he said no. Charlie: Whatever. Lucy: Can you talk to him? Charlie: I don't think so, Lucy. Lucy: Did you have a fight? Charlie: Sort of. Lucy: Are you gonna make up? Charlie: (frustrated) I don't know! Lucy: Are you gonna be mad forever? Charlie: Lucy! Lucy: What? Charlie: These are really hard questions. Lucy: No, they're not. They're easy and you can't be mad at him forever, Charlie. He's your daddy and you love him. (Lucy walks off crying.) Piglet: (sighs) Poor Lucy. Winnie the Pooh: (shaking head) Oh, this will never do. Misty: How could you, Charlie?! We thought you were our friend! Shaggy: Like, you know what, Charlie? You're not the Charlie we knew anymore. Scooby-Doo: Yeah, you've forgotten all about your happy childhood. Rocky: You're not cool, Charlie. Zazu: Hmph, riffraff. Ash Ketchum: I don't think we're ever going to trust you again, Charlie. Tai: Yeah, you keep this up, you're not gonna see us anymore. (The heroes march off angrily which shocked Charlie. A remorseful Charlie walks up to the heroes.) Charlie: Guys? Winnie the Pooh: Hmm? Ash Ketchum: If you're gonna break another promise don't bother. Pikachu: Pikachu. Tigger: Yeah, you've done enough trouble. Piglet: It just breaks our poor hearts since you've changed alot. Pumbaa: You used to be a cheerful little boy. Timon: Yeah, but now you've been acting like a delinquent. Daphne: You just won't listen to reason for Lucy. Charlie: You're right, guys. I've been a jerk at school, it's just that I've been keeping a secret from my dad since he was Santa Claus. Billy: Why didn't you say anything? Charlie: Because I thought it would make you guys sad. Nala: We were all disappointed. Alex: You should know defacing school property and throwing snowballs at peoples' houses don't solve anything at all. Charlie: I was only trying to get attention from my dad. Rabbit: Well, that was no excuse for that kind of behavior, young man. Batty Koda: That wasn't very cool. Crysta: Your father told us that your name was placed on the naughty list. Marty: Yeah, we do not believe what we just heard. Trouble at the Plant
(We cut back to the North Pole where all of the elves are forced to work on the coal and the evil toys.)
Toy Santa: (singing) Dashing through the snow in a strip mining machine flatten the hills we go. Jessie: (tauntingly) Aww, why the long face, twerp? James: (tauntingly) It doesn't look like we're having fun yet. Meowth: (tauntingly) Lighten up, twoip. It's Christmas. Toy Santa: Yeah, put a smile on this face, little troll. Scott: Hey, Comet. We just... (The heroes suddenly feel worried upon seeing Comet lying on the ground as he felt bloated from eating too much candy and he groans from a stomach ache.) Rabbit: My word! Pikachu: (worried) Pika? Comet: Comet? Comet? Look at me. Comet. Misty: Comet, have you been eating sugar?! Scott: What are you doing? You're not supposed to eat sugar. It's bad for you. (Comet grunts) Scott: What do you mean you didn't eat this? (Comet grunts) Who did? A squirrel? Brock: What squirrel? Scott: Get this. You gotta fly both of us back to the North Pole. (Comet grunts in surprise) Yeah, tonight. (Comet groans) Pooh Bear? Winnie the Pooh: Yes, Scott? Scott: You think you and your friends can help Comet up? Winnie the Pooh: We'll try, Scott. Scott: Yeah, tonight. Okay, I'll help you up. All right? Ready? You've got to help me a little here. Pull. Ai! Gah! (Scott and the heroes struggle to help up Comet but no avail.) Piglet: Oh, dear, he won't get up. Tigger: Yeah, he's too heavy. Ash Ketchum: Oh, geez, Comet, you've really let yourself go. Scott: Good. Okay, we almost got it. That's OK. OK, now, help me. Can ya move anything? (Comet lets out a long groan as he attempts to move) Fire in the hole! Get away! (Comet farts and Scott, Curtis and the heroes react in disgust.) Scott: Whoa! Eat some roughage, will you? Kimberly: We might have to clean up those candy wrappers. Billy: Good idea. Adam: Comet needs to be put on a diet. Scott: (nods) Mmm-hmm. Looking for the Tooth Fairy
All Tied Up
Harley Quinn: You loser elves aren't going anywhere! (giggles)
Shenzi: Yeah, that's for disobeying Bowser and Santa!
Banzai: That'll teach y'all!
Toy Santa: It's Scott isn't it?
Scott: Yeah, what are you supposed to be?
Toy Santa: A better stronger version of what you used to be. With a flawless complexion I might add. Look, it just glistens.
Makunga: A better Santa Claus I must say!
(The villains laugh in amusement.)
Bowser: You're too late to save Christmas.
Dr. Facilier: Isn't that ironic that your name is Scott Calvin also known as Santa Claus?
Joker: (chuckles) Yes and we've noticed that he is not Santa anymore.
Penguin: No, but he is. (gestures to Toy Santa)
Toy Santa: You got that right, Mr. Penguin.
Lord Zedd: All of the children of the world deserve coal.
Rita: No presents for everyone else! (cackles)
Jessie: We'll just help ourselves to our Christmas present — your Pikachu!
James: Go, electricity-absorbing wire!
(The wire snags Pikachu off of Ash's shoulders)
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika!!!
Ash Ketchum: Hey!
Meowth: Dis cute lidde Pikachu will make a nice stocking stuffah for da boss's Christmas tree!
Scott: Do you all know those guys?
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, yes, we most certainly did, Scott.
Ash Ketchum: Yes, those three are from an evil gang called Team Rocket. They are bad guys who steal Pokémon!
Meowth: Put da Pika in de box.
Alex: That's Makunga that would be alpha lion who tried to get rid of me.
Simba: That's Shenzi, Banzai and Ed.
Nala: Those are the hyenas that tried to eat us.
Timon: That's Scar.
Pumbaa: He's Simba's evil uncle.
Zazu: Yes, Scar is the traitor to Simba's family. Because he killed his older brother Mufasa and he tried to get rid of Simba.
Crysta: That's Hexxus who tried to destroy my home forest.
Tommy: Yeah, that's Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldar and Rito.
Kimberly: We've known those guys a long time.
Rocky: And those are the Psycho Rangers.
Scott: (to Toy Santa) Listen to me. We're back now.
Tigger: Yeah, brunos, untie us and let the elves go!
Rabbit: Hand over Scott's coat immediately!
Bowser: Not a chance, boys!
Joker: No way!
Penguin: No how!
Grand Duke Of Owls: You brats aren't going anywhere!
Toy Santa: No can do!
Hexxus: That's right! It's Christmas Eve and Santa has coal to deliver!
Phantom Blot: The little kids won't suffer!
Rito: Yeah, the evil toys will all be presents for all of the kids!
Team Rocket: Ta-ta, twerps!
Ash Ketchum: Come back here with my Pikachu!!!
Winnie the Pooh: Scott. do you think we'll set ourselves free?
Scott: I'll try, Pooh Bear. (straining) This is just too tight.
Rabbit: Oh, Christmas is ruined.
Curtis: (sighs) This is all my fault. I thought I could create another Santa. My elfin pride blinded me to reason.
Piglet: Oh, there, there, Curtis. We all make mistakes.
Curtis: You're right, Piglet. There's only one Santa.
Scott: Well, I've done a pretty rotten job.
Misty: A rotten job. What do you mean?
Scott: I didn't check the list twice, my kid thinks I betrayed him, I hurt the woman I love,I ruined Christmas.
Seeing is Believing
Charlie: Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing.
The Battle/Scott and Chet Save Christmas
Tommy: It's Morphin' time! Dragonzord! Adam: Mastodon! Kimberly: Pterodactyl! Billy: Triceratops! Aisha: Saber-Toothed Tiger! Rocky: Tyrannosaurus! Ash: Chikorita, Heracross, Charizard, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, I Choose You! Go!!!
The Marriage Clause/Ending
Winnie the Pooh: (giggles) We knew you'd remember the first time when your father became Santa Claus.
Charlie: Are you kidding? Of course I do.
Piglet: Do you also remember your first trip to the North Pole with us and your father?
Charlie: How could I forget about my first trip to the North Pole with you guys?