Pooh's Adventures of The Nightmare Before Christmas/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Prologue: Enter the Sith Lord

(the movie begins at Castle Koopa)

• Bowser: Think, Bowser, think.
• Bowser Junior: What's up, Dad?
• Bowser: Oh, son. I'm trying to think of a plan to get those heroes Kamek told me about. But I got nothing.
• Mistress 9: Don’t despair, my king. We’ll find a way to get those heroes. We just need a new way.
• Mysterious Figure: And we shall. (approaching)
• Mistress 9: Who are you, intruder?!
• Bowser: Wait! (turns toward him) I knew you’d come.
• Darth Sidious: I never abandon a good friend.
• Mistress 9: Do you know him?
• Bowser Junior: He’s the Sith Lord who sent those brainwashed astronauts to free us from the Dumpster.
• Darth Sidious: You must be Mistress 9. I knew your master, he was a good destructor.
• Mistress 9: Thank you for your loyal service. You worked very hard. However, since I am now King Bowser’s new wife and Queen, I shall now be taking over his care.
• Darth Sidious: Excellent.
• Bowser: So, now that you’re here, what do you suggest for our next move?
• Darth Sidious: I hired someone to capture Zordon’s chosen warriors, so you can proceed with my ingenious idea: an alliance with Team Rocket.
• Bowser Junior: How?
• Darth Sidious: Through the ones who is after the Pokémon World Champion: Ash Ketchum.
• Bowser: Excellent.

Intro/"This is Halloween"

(we hear a spooky tune and the title appears then we see a forest with trees with doors on them)

• NARRATOR: Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.

(a door that looks like a Jack o' Lantern opens as we head inside and see a scarecrow with a pumpkin head twist. "This is Halloween" plays)

• SHADOW: Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
• SIAMESE SHADOW: Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween
• PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS: This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
• GHOSTS: This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween
• CREATURE UNDER BED: I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
• MAN UNDER THE STAIRS: I am the one hiding under your stairs Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
• CORPSE CHORUS: This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
• VAMPIRES: In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
• MAYOR: In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
• CORPSE CHORUS: Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream
• HARLEQUIN DEMON: Scream!
• WEREWOLF: This is Halloween
• HARLEQUIN DEMON: Red 'n' black
• MELTING MAN: And Slimy green
• WEREWOLF: Aren't you scared?
• WITCHES: Well, that's just fine Say it once, say it twice Take the chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night
• HANGING TREE: Everybody scream, everybody scream
• HANGED MEN: In our town of Halloween
• CLOWN: I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace
• SECOND GHOUL: I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair

(we see a rag doll named Sally combing her hair then a breeze makes if flow)

• OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW: I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

(we see Pooh and Pals enter through the gate)

• CORPSE CHORUS: This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
• CHILD CORPSE TRIO: Tender lumplings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare
• PARENT CORPSES: That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of Halloween
• CORPSE CHORUS: In this town
• MAYOR: Don't we love it now? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
• CORPSE CHORUS Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back And scream like a banshee Make you jump out of your skin This is Halloween, everybody scream Won't ya please make way for a very special guy Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
• EVERYONE This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
• CORPSE CHILD TRIO: In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
• EVERYONE: La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! (etc.)
• EVERYONE: [applause]

Pooh and Pals meets Jack Skellington/"Jack's Lament"

• Pooh and Pals: (cheering)
• WITCHES: (Cackling) Whee!
• CLOWN: It's over!
• BEHEMOTH: We did it! [tummy bump]
• WEREWOLF: Wasn't it terrifying?
• HYDE & CYCLOPS: What a night!
• MAYOR: Great Halloween everybody.
• JACK: I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone.
• MAYOR: No, thanks to you, Jack. Without your brilliant leadership-
• JACK: Not at all Mayor. (sees Pooh and Pals) And lets give a warm Halloween Town welcome to the Chosen Ones of the Mighty Zordon of Eltar!
• EVERYONE: [applause]
• Winnie the Pooh: Thank you. Oh, thank you.
• Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit: (cheers)
• Eeyore: Hooray. How wonderful.
• JACK: It is an honor to finally meet you in person. I saw you at Shamouti Island, but I didn't think it was a good time to exchange numbers.
• Piglet: (giggles) Actually, this is a good time to meet anyway.
• Winnie the Pooh: (eating honey) Indeed. On Halloween. Which happens to have ended. Good thing I was prepared. Though, I'm not fond of tricking. I do enjoy treating. Because treating means eating. (sees pot empty) Bother.
• MAYOR: So, it would seem.
• JACK: Indeed, Mayor.
• VAMPIRE (fat): You're such a scream, Jack.
• WITCH: You're a witch's fondest dream!
• WITCH (little): You made walls fall, Jack.
• WITCH: Walls fall? You made the very mountains crack, Jack.

(Sally watches as a hand grabs her, it is revealed to be her creator: Dr. Finkelstein)

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.
• SALLY: Let go!
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You're not ready for so much excitement!
• SALLY: Yes I am!
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You're coming with me!
• SALLY: No I'm not! [Sally pulls out the thread that's holding her arm on]
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Come back here you foolish… (arm hits him) Ow!
• CREATURE FROM BLACK LAGOON: Ooo Jack, you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl.
• JACK: Thank you, thank you, thank you -- very much.
• MAYOR: Hold it! We haven't given out the prizes yet! Our first award goes to the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening.

[applause]

• MAYOR: A second and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches.
• JACK: (sighs then walks away)
• Piglet: Pooh Bear? Do you think something is wrong with Jack?
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes. Only it appears that he is down in the dumps.
• Rabbit: Well, we better go after him.

"Jack's Lament"/Pooh and Pals check on Jack

(Jack walks by a band near by)

• SAX PLAYER: Nice work, Bone Daddy.
• JACK: Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year and the year before that and the year before that. [entering graveyard]

(inside the graveyard, Sally looks at her severed arm until she hears the gate opening and hides, instead of her creator it was Jack and Pooh and Pals following him, Jack stop at a grave marked "ZERO," slaps his leg, and a ghost dog appears)

• Winnie the Pooh: Are you quite alright, Jack?
• JACK: Not really. I'm not in the mood.
• Tigger: C'mon, Jackie Boy. You talk to us about your problems. Because helping others is what Tiggers like best.
• JACK: Well, alright. It's just that... (singing) There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best. For my talents are renowned far and wide. When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night, I excel without ever even trying. With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms, I have seen grown men give out a shriek. With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan, I have swept the very bravest off their feet. Yet year after year, it's the same routine. And I grow so weary of the sound of screams. And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King, Have grown so tired of the same old thing.
• Rabbit: Oh, dear. Mercy me.
• Piglet: Oh, dear. Mercy me, too.
• JACK: (singing) Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones, An emptiness began to grow. There's something out there, far from my home. A longing that I've never known. I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light. And I'll scare you right out of your pants.
• Ghosts: (moaning)
• JACK: (singing) To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky. And I'm known throughout England and France. And since I am dead, I can take off my head, To recite Shakespearean quotations. No animal nor man can scream like I can, With the fury of my recitations. But who here would ever understand, That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin, Would tire of his crown, if they only understood. He'd give it all up if he only could. Oh, there's an empty place in my bones, That calls out for something unknown. The fame and praise come year after year, Does nothing for these empty tears. [leaving graveyard and entering forest with Pooh and Pals following]
• SALLY: Jack, I know how you feel. [gathers herbs]

[back at Dr. Finkelstein's castle]

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Sally, you've come back.
• SALLY: I had to.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: For this? [showing her arm]
• SALLY: Yes.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Shall we then.

(the two head upstairs, at the lab Dr. Finkelstein sews Sally's arm)

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off --
• SALLY: Three times!
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You're mine you know! I made you with my own hands.
• SALLY: You can make other creations. I'm restless, I can't help it.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: It's a phase my dear, it'll pass. We need to be patient that's all.
• SALLY: But, I don't want to be patient.

(at the forest, Jack and Pooh and Pals continue their walk)

• Zero: (Barks)
• Tigger: Hey Jack-o, I think Zero would like to play right now.
• JACK: No Zero, not now. I'm not in the mood.
• Zero: (Barks)
• Rabbit: Oh, c'mon Jack. He, like us, are trying to make you feel better.
• JACK: All right. [giving Zero a rib from himself] Here ya go, boy.

[Zero gets rib and shows off his nose, Back to Halloween Town]

• MAYOR: [to the band] Morning gents! [humming This Is Halloween, walks up to Jack's front door and rings bell] Jack, you home? [getting worried, switches face and knocks with desperation then switch back to happy face] Jack? I've got the plans for next Halloween. I need to go over them with you so we can get started. (with worried face) Jack, please, I'm only an elected an official here, I can't make decisions by myself. Jack, answer me!! [falls down steps]
• ACCORDION PLAYER: He's not home.
• MAYOR: Where is he?
• SAX PLAYER: He hasn't been home all night.
• MAYOR: Ooooo.

The Hinterlands/Jack, Pooh. and Pals land in Christmas Town/"What's This?"

[back to forest]

• JACK: (yawning) Where are we?

(Pooh and Pals turn to Rabbit for answers)

• Rabbit: Uh, don't look at me.
• JACK: (seeing the circle of trees from the intro) It's someplace new.
• ZERO: bark bark

(everyone enters the circle)

• JACK: What is this?
• Rabbit: Zordon told us of this place. We're in the middle of the Hinterlands.

[Jack sees Valentine's tree, shamrock tree, Easter egg tree, turkey tree]

• JACK: [gasps]

[everyone sees Christmas tree]

• JACK: [turns knob and gets sucked in]
• Winnie the Pooh: Jack? Jack? Where did you... [gets sucked in]
• Piglet: [gets sucked in]
• Rabbit: Oh, Piglet! [gets sucked in while grabbing Eeyore by the tail]
• Tigger: [gets sucked in]
• (Christmas tree door closes)
• ZERO: bark bark
• JACK: Whoa!!!!
• Pooh and Pals: (screams)

(a light glows and sends our heroes into Christmas Town)

• Piglet: Oh, my! Where are we now?
• Tigger: I wish I knew.
• Winnie the Pooh: Look!

(everyone sees the colorful Christmas Town and become amazed then slips down)

• JACK: (singing) What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere. What's this? There's white things in the air. What's this? I can't believe my eyes. I must be dreaming.Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair. What's this?

(elves come in singing)

• JACK: (singing) What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong. What's this? There's people singing songs. What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing. Everybody seems so happy. Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this? There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads. They're busy building toys. And absolutely no one's dead. There's frost on every window. Oh, I can't believe my eyes. And in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from inside. Oh, look What's this They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss. Why that looks so unique, inspired. They're gathering around to hear a story. Roasting chestnuts on a fire. What's this? What's this? In here they've got a little tree, how queer. And who would ever think. And why? They're covering it with tiny little things. They've got electric lights on strings. And there's a smile on everyone. So, now, correct me if I'm wrong. This looks like fun. This looks like fun. Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this? Oh my, what now? The children are asleep. But look, there's nothing underneath. No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them. Or ensnare them, only little cozy things. Secure inside their dreamland. (sighs) What's this? The monsters are all missing. And the nightmares can't be found. And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around. Instead of screams, I swear I can hear music in the air. The smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhere. The sights, the sounds. They're everywhere and all around. I've never felt so good before. This empty place inside of me is filling up. I simply cannot get enough. I want it, oh, I want it! Oh, I want it for my own. I've got to know. I've got to know. What is this place that I have found? What is this?! (bumps on a sign) Christmas Town, hmm...

(work whistle blows)

• Tigger: What's that? What's that?
• Winnie the Pooh: Look!
• SANDY CLAWS: Ho Ho Ho Ho ho ho ho ho!
• Piglet: Oh, my! Could it be?
• Rabbit: Unfortunately... Yes.
• JACK: Hmm..

Jack's Missing/Sally makes Sleeping Soup/Jack, Pooh. and Pals return

[Halloween Town]

• CLOWN: This has never happened before.
• Witch: It's suspicious.
• Witch (little): It's peculiar.
• VAMPIRES: It's scary.
• MAYOR: Stand aside. Coming through.
• WEREWOLF: grrrr
• MAYOR: We've got find Jack and the Chosen Ones. There's only 365 days left till next Halloween.
• WEREWOLF: 364!
• MAYOR: Is there anywhere we've forgotten to check?
• Clown: I looked in every mausoleum.
• WITCHES: We opened the sarcophagi.
• Hyde: I tromped through the pumpkin patch.
• VAMPIRE: I peeked behind the Cyclops's eye. I did! But he wasn't there.
• MAYOR: It's time to sound the alarms.

[alarm sounds Back at DR. FINKELSTEIN's castle, Sally prepare soup adds Deadly Night Shade]

• SALLY: Frog's breath will overpower any odor. (adds ingredient) [coughing] Bitter. [coughing] Worm's wart. Where's that worm's wart?
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Sally, that soup ready yet?
• SALLY: (adds Worm's Wart) Coming!

(Dr. Finkelstein looks at X-rays)

• SALLY: Lunch!
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Ah, what's that? Worm's wart, mmm, and...frog's breath.
• SALLY: What's wrong? I-I thought you liked frog's breath.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath. Until you taste it I won't swallow a spoonful.
• SALLY: I'm not hungry... [knocking spoon] Oops!
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You want me to starve. An old man like me who hardly has strength as it is. Me, to whom you owe your very life.
• SALLY: Oh don't be silly. [eats soup with trick spoon] Mmmm, see. Scrumptious.

[Dr. Finkelstein eats soup, back at town]

• MAYOR: Did anyone think to dredge the lake?
• VAMPIRE: Ah, this morning!
• Winnie the Pooh: Hello!
• Witch: Hear that?
• Witch (little): What?
• Witch: Shh!
• Winnie the Pooh: Hello!
• VAMPIRE: The Chosen Ones!

[fanfare as Pooh and Pals, Jack and Zero arrive]

• Kid: Jack's back!
• MAYOR: Where have you been?
• Rabbit: All will be explain. But first, Jack wishes to have a Town Meeting.
• MAYOR: When?
• JACK: Immediately!
• MAYOR: [in his mayor truck] Town meeting! Town meeting! Town meeting tonight! (OS as Sally tucks Dr. Finkelstein then leaves) Town meeting! Town meeting tonight!

"Town Meeting Song"/Experiments

[at meeting]

• Clown: [giggles as he hits Sally]
• Tigger: His Royal Royaltiness, Jack Skellington!
• JACK: Listen everyone. We want to tell you about Christmas Town. (singing) There are objects so peculiar. They were not to be believed. All around, things to tantalize my brain. It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen. And as hard as I try, I can't seem to describe. Like a most improbable dream. But you must believe when I tell you this. It's as real as my skull and it does exist. Here, let me show you. (pulls the curtain to reveal a display of Christmas Town, as everyone becomes in awe, Jack picks up a box) This is a thing called a present. The whole thing starts with a box.
• HARLEOUIN DEMON: A Box?
• DEVIL: Is it steel?
• WEREWOLF: Are there locks?
• HARLEOUIN DEMON: Is it filled with a pox?
• DEVIL: A pox! How delightful, a pox!
• Rabbit: Ahem! If you please. (to Jack) Continue.
• JACK: Thank you. (singing) Just a box with bright-colored paper. And the whole thing's topped with a bow.
• WITCHES: A bow? But why? How ugly. What's in it? What's in it?
• JACK: That's the point of the thing, not to know
• CLOWN: It's a bat.
• CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS: Will it bend?
• CLOWN: It's a rat.
• CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS: Will it break?
• UNDERSEA GAL: Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake.
• JACK: Listen now, you don't understand That's not the point of Christmas land. Now, pay attention. We pick up an oversized sock. And hang it like this on the wall.
• MR. HYDE: Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
• MEDIUM MR. HYDE: Let me see, let me look.
• SMALL MR. HYDE: Is it rotted and covered with gook?
• JACK: Um, let me explain. There's no foot inside, but there's candy. Or sometimes it's filled with small toys.
• MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON: Small toys
• WINGED DEMON: Do they bite?
• MUMMY: Do they snap?
• WINGED DEMON: Or explode in a sack?
• CORPSE KID: Or perhaps they just spring out and scare girls and boys.
• MAYOR: What a splendid idea. This Christmas sounds fun. I fully endorse it. Let's try it at once.
• JACK: Everyone, please now, not so fast. There's something here that you don't quite grasp.

(everyone mumbles)

• Winnie the Pooh: Now what?
• JACK: Well, I may as well give them what they want. And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last. For the ruler of this Christmas land. Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice. Least that's what I've come to understand. And I've also heard it told. That he's something to behold. Like a lobster, huge and red. When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on. Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms. That is, so I've heard it said. And on a dark, cold night. Under full moonlight. He flies into a fog. Like a vulture in the sky. And they call him Sandy Claws. (chuckles)

(everyone cheers)

• JACK: Well, at least they're excited. But they don't understand. That special kind of feeling in Christmas land. Oh, well...
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. Hmmph.

[Jack's house, Jack reads some Christmas books then looks around then sees Zero and Pooh an Pals sleeping]

• JACK: There's got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing. (grabs a book called "The Scientific Method")

[Dr. Finkelstein's castle]

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You've poisoned me for the last time you wretched girl. [locks Sally away]

[dingdong]

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Oh my head... (head toward the door) The door is open.
• JACK: Hel-lo.
• Rabbit: Is there a Dr. Finkelstein here?
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Jack Skellington! And Zordon's Chosen Warriors! Up here, gentlemen.
• JACK: Doctor! I need to borrow some equipment.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Is that so, whatever for?
• Tigger: Jackie Boy is conducting a series of experiments.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: How perfectly marvelous. Curiosity killed the cat, you know.
• JACK: I know.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Come on into the lab and we'll get you all fixed up.
• SALLY: Hmm. Experiments?

[Jack's house]

• JACK: Zero, We're home.

[Jack examines & experiments with Xmas stuff]

• JACK: Interesting reaction....but what does it mean?

(Pooh and Pals turn to Rabbit for answers)

• Rabbit: Uh, don't look at me.

[Sally's room, Sally prepares something for Jack she jumps to give Jack his basket...]

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You can come out now if you promise to behave. Sally. Sally. Oooh! Gone again!

[Jack's house]

[Sally gives Jack his basket]

• Tigger: Who was that?
• Jack: A friend. (closes window)

[Sally sneaks off and picks a flower which turns into a Christmas tree then catches on fire]

"Jack's Obsession"/Meet Lock, Shock, and Barrel

(the sun rises as a skeletal rooster crows)

• Vampire Brothers: Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
• Werewolf: He's all alone up there Locked away inside
• Corpse Mom: Never says a word
• Corpse Kid: Hope he hasn't died
• CITIZENS OF HALLOWEEN: Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack

(inside his house, Jack paces while Pooh and Pals sit there)

• JACK: (singing) Christmas time is buzzing in my skull Will it let me be? I cannot tell There's so many things I cannot grasp When I think I've got it, and then at last Through my bony fingers it does slip Like a snowflake in a fiery grip Something here I'm not quite getting Though I try, I keep forgetting Like a memory long since past Here in an instant, gone in a flash What does it mean? What does it mean? In these little bric-a-brac A secret's waiting to be cracked These dolls and toys confuse me so Confound it all, I love it though Simple objects, nothing more But something's hidden through a door Though I do not have the key Something's there I cannot see What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? Hmm...
• Winnie the Pooh: (wakes up as doll lands on him)
• JACK: (singing) I've read these Christmas books so many times I know the stories and I know the rhymes I know the Christmas carols all by heart My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart As often as I've read them, something's wrong So hard to put my bony finger on Or perhaps it's really not as deep As I've been led to think Am I trying much too hard? Of course! I've been too close to see The answer's right in front of me Right in front of me It's simple really, very clear Like music drifting in the air Invisible, but everywhere Just because I cannot see it Doesn't mean I can't believe it You know, I think this Christmas thing It's not as tricky as it seems And why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone Not anyone, in fact, but me Why, I could make a Christmas tree And there's no reason I can find I couldn't handle Christmas time I bet I could improve it too And that's exactly what I'll do Hee,hee,hee (opens the window) Eureka!! This year, Christmas will be ours!
• CITIZENS OF HALLOWEEN: (cheering)

(at City Hall)

• MAYOR: Patience, everyone. Jack has a special Job for each of us. Dr. Finkelstein, your Christmas assignment is ready.

(Sally hides as Dr. Finkelstein arrives)

• MAYOR: Dr. Finkelstein to the front of the line.

(inside the Vampire Brothers hold a baby doll that coos)

• VAMPIRE: What kind of a noise is that for a baby to make?
• JACK: Perhaps it can be improved?
• VAMPIRES: No problem!
• JACK: I knew it! (Dr. Finkelstein arrives) Doctor. thank you for coming. We need some of these. [showing picture of Santa and sleigh, points to reindeer]
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Hmm.. their construction should be exceedingly simple. I think.
• MAYOR: How horrible our Christmas will be.
• JACK: No--how jolly.
• MAYOR: [switches face] Oh, how jolly our Xmas will be. [gets pelted] What are you doing here?
• LOCK: Jack sent for us.
• SHOCK: Specifically.
• BARREL: By name.
• LOCK: (to Pooh and Pals) Hello there.
• SHOCK: You must be...
• BARREL: The Chosen Ones.
• Tigger: Yeah. Who are you?
• LOCK: Lock.
• SHOCK: Shock.
• BARREL: Barrel. (lick lollipop)
• MAYOR: Jack, Jack! It's Oogie's boys!
• JACK: Ah, Halloween's finest trick or treaters. The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief.
• SHOCK: And we thought you didn't like us, Jack. [giggles with the others]
• JACK: Absolutely no one is to know about it. Not a soul. (to Pooh and Pals) Excuse us, my friends.
• Rabbit: Oh. Of course.
• JACK: (to Pooh and Pals) Thanks. Now-- [whispers to LS&B] And one more thing -- leave that no account Oogie Boogie out of this! And don't tell him about my friends!
• BARREL: Whatever you say, Jack.
• SHOCK: Of course Jack.
• LOCK: Wouldn't dream of it Jack.

[all said with their fingers crossed]

• Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, Jack. But, who is Oogie Boogie?
• Jack: Have I got a story to tell you, my friends.

"Kidnap the Sandy Claws"/Oogie's Plan/Sally tries to Warn Jack

(Lock, Shock and Barrel head toward their treehouse as "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" start)

• LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
• LOCK: I wanna do it
• BARREL: Let's draw straws
• SHOCK: Jack said we should work together
• Barrel: Three of a kind
• Lock: Birds of a feather
• LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Now and forever La, la, la, la, la Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights
• SHOCK: First, we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate
• LOCK: Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up
• LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks
• SHOCK: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
• LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare Wheeee
• Oogie Boogie: (laughs evilly as he eats his bug meal)
• LOCK: I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door And then knock three times And when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more
• SHOCK: You're so stupid, think now If we blow him up to smithereens We may lose some pieces (with Lock) And then Jack will beat us black and green
• LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL: Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then, see if he is sad
• LOCK AND SHOCK: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
• BARREL: He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
• LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew Ummm! We're his little henchmen and We take our job with pride We do our best to please him And stay on his good side
• SHOCK: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
• BARREL: I'm not the dumb one
• LOCK: You're no fun
• SHOCK: Shut up
• LOCK: Make me
• SHOCK: I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
• LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: And then we'll have him One, two, three Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key (laughs evilly)
• Oogie Boogie: Sandy Claws, huh? Sounds like my Boss was right. Those "Chosen Heroes" shall save Sandy when I have him. And when they do....(rolls dice, laughs evilly)

[city hall]

• JACK: It goes something like this. [Jingle bells] How about it? Think you can manage?
• PERSON INSIDE BASS: a one, and a two, and a three, and a. . .

[Jingle in a flat key by the band]

• MAYOR: Next!
• JACK: Fantastic! Now why don't you all practice on that and we'll be in great shape. Sally, I need your help more than anyone's.
• SALLY: You certainly do, Jack. I had the most terrible vision.
• JACK: That's splendid.
• SALLY: No, it was about your Christmas. There was smoke and fire.
• Rabbit: Smoke?
• Tigger: Fire?
• Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!
• JACK: That not my Christmas. My Christmas is filled with laughter and joy and this--my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.
• SALLY: Jack, please, listen to me--it's going to be a disaster.
• JACK: How could it be--just follow the pattern. This part is red, the trim is white.
• SALLY: It's a mistake, Jack.
• JACK: Now don't be modest, who else is clever enough to make my Sandy claws outfit.
• MAYOR: Next!
• JACK: I have every confidence in you.
• SALLY: But it seems wrong to me, very wrong.
• Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, Jack. What if Sally is right? What if your plan is...uh..
• Rabbit: Flawed?
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes. Thank you, Rabbit.
• JACK: Now don't be modest, I'm sure everything will be alright.
• Eeyore: If you say so.
• JACK: [to Behemoth] This device is called a nutcracker.
• LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL: Jack, Jack we caught him we caught him.
• JACK: Perfect! Open it up. Quickly!

[opens to reveal the Easter bunny]

• JACK: That's not Sandy Claws!
• SHOCK: It isn't?
• BARREL: Who is it?
• Rabbit: Oh, my.
• Tigger: Is that the...

[the Easter bunny hops toward the Behemoth]

• BEHEMOTH: Bunny!

[the Easter bunny hops inside the bag]

• JACK: Not Sandy Claws...take him back!
• LOCK: We followed your instructions--
• BARREL: we went through the door--
• JACK: Which door? There's more than one. Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like this. [shows Christmas cookie in shape of tree]
• SHOCK: I told you!

[LS&B start fighting]

• JACK: Arr!! [making scary face at LS&B]
• Tigger: Yikes!
• JACK: [to the Easter Bunny] I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir. [to LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL] Take him home first and apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely.
• LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL: Got it. We'll get it right next time.
• Piglet: Pooh Bear? Do you think Jack's plan is doomed?
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes. Only it appears that he is not realizing it.
• Eeyore: Seem to be looking for it.
• Piglet: Was that what Sally was trying to tell him?
• Winnie the Pooh: (thinking pose) Why, I believe it must be, Piglet. I quite often remember to forget these sorts of things.
• JACK: (whistles) C'mon fellas, it's time to prepare!
• Rabbit: Well, we better get going.

[Dr. Finkelstein's castle]

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: You will be a decided improvement over that treacherous Sally.
• IGOR: Master, the plans. (lays down blueprints for reindeer)
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Excellent, Igor. [throws him a dog bone]
• IGOR: (eats the bone)

"Making Christmas"/Meet Sandy Claws/Pooh and Pals follows Lock, Shock, and Barrel

(Halloween Town)

• Citizens: This time, this time
• GHOSTS: Making Christmas
• ACCORDION PLAYER: Making Christmas
• MAYOR: Making Christmas, making Christmas Is so fine
• GROUP: It's ours this time And won't the children be surprised It's ours this time
• CHILD CORPSE: Making Christmas
• MUMMY: Making Christmas
• MUMMY AND CORPSE CHILD: Making Christmas
• WITCHES: Time to give them something fun
• WITCHES AND CREATURE LADY: They'll talk about for years to come
• GROUP: Let's have a cheer from everyone
• DEVIL: It's time to party
• VAMPIRES: Making Christmas
• DUCK TOY: Making Christmas
• VAMPIRES: Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice With spider legs and pretty bows
• WINGED DEMON: It's ours this time
• CORPSE FATHER, WOLF MAN, DEVIL: All together, that and this With all our tricks we're Making Christmastime
• WOLF MAN: Here comes Jack
• JACK: I don't believe what's happening to me My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies Hee, hee, hee, hee
• HARLEQUIN: Won't they be impressed, I am a genius See how I transformed this old rat Into a most delightful hat
• JACK: Hmm, my compliments from me to you On this your most intriguing hat Consider though this substituteA bat in place of this old rat Huh! No, no, no, now that's all wrong This thing will never make a present It's been dead now for much too long Try something fresher, something pleasant Try again, don't give up
• THREE MR. HYDES: All together, that and this With all our tricks we're making Christmastime

(Instrumental as a montage both Halloween and Christmas Towns begins until the Halloween sleigh comes together)

• GROUP: This time, this time
• JACK: It's ours!
• GROUP: Making Christmas, making Christmas La, la, la It's almost here
• GROUP AND WOLF MAN: And we can't wait
• GROUP AND HARLEOUIN: So ring the bells and celebrate
• GROUP: Cause when the full moon starts to climb We'll all sing out
• JACK: It's Christmastime Hee, hee, hee

[Christmastown]

• SANDY CLAWS: Kathleen, Bobby, Susie, yes, Susie's been nice. Nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, nice. There are hardly any naughty children this year.

[door chime: jingle all the way]

• SANDY CLAWS: Now who could that be?
• LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL: Trick or treat!
• SANDY CLAWS: Huh?

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL captures Sandy, back to Halloweentown, to Jack in Sandy garb]

• SALLY: You don't look like yourself Jack, not at all.
• JACK: Isn't that wonderful. It couldn't be more wonderful!
• Tigger: It still not tooo late to change your mind, Jackie Boy.
• Rabbit: Yes, you're the Pumpkin King.
• JACK: Not anymore. And I feel so much better now.
• SALLY: Jack, I know you think something's missing. But--[pricks Jack's finger with needle]
• JACK: Ow.
• SALLY: Sorry.
• JACK: You're right, something is missing but what? I've got the beard, the coat, the boots--
• LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL: Jack, Jack this time we bagged him!
• LOCK: This time we really did!
• BARREL: He sure is big Jack!
• SHOCK: And heavy!
• SANDY CLAWS: Let me out!
• Tigger: Sandy Claws!
• Eeyore: Always thought he'd be taller.
• JACK: Sandy Claws in person. What a pleasure to meet you. Why you have hands! You don't have claws at all.
• SANDY CLAWS: Where am I?
• JACK: Surprised aren't you? I knew you would be. You don't need to have another worry about Christmas this year.
• SANDY CLAWS: What?
• JACK: Consider this a vacation Sandy, a reward. It's your turn to take it easy.
• SANDY CLAWS: But there must be some mistake!
• JACK: See that he's comfortable. Just a second fellows. Of course, that's what I'm missing. [took Sandy's hat]
• SANDY CLAWS: But --
• JACK: Thanks!
• SANDY CLAWS: You just can't...Hold on where are we going now?
• JACK: Ho ho ho. No.
• SALLY: This is worse than I thought, much worse. I know...
• SANDY CLAWS: Me? On vacation on Christmas Eve?
• BARREL: Where are we taking him?
• SHOCK: Where?
• LOCK: To Oogie Boogie, of course. There isn't anywhere in the whole world more comfortable than that and Jack said to make him comfortable. Didn't he?
• SHOCK & BARREL: Yes he did.
• SANDY CLAWS: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and good will toward men?
• LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL: No! (laughs evilly)
• Winnie the Pooh: Did you hear that?
• Tigger: They must be taking Sandy to their Master.
• Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!
• Eeyore: Well, now that we what they're up to, what do we do now?
• Rabbit: There's only one thing we can do Eeyore, follow them!

[Dr. Finkelstein's castle]

• SALLY: [getting fog juice] This'll stop Jack.
• DR. FINKELSTEIN: [working on new creation to replace Sally] What a joy to think of all we'll have in common. We'll have conversations worth having.

"Oogie Boogie's Song"/Pooh and Pals arrives too late/"Sally's Song"

[Oogie's]

• LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL: [laughing]
• SANDY CLAWS: Don't do this. Naughty children never get any presents.
• SHOCK: I think he might be too big.
• LOCK: No he's not. If he can go down a chimney, he can fit down here!

[in Oogie's lair, Pooh and Pals watch]

• OOGIE BOOGIE: Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Oh, I'm really scared So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha (singing) You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man And if you aren't shakin' There's something very wrong 'Cause this may be the last time You hear the boogie song, ohhh
• THREE SKELETONS: Ohhh
• OOGIE BOOGIE: Ohhh
• TWO SKELETONS IN VICE: Ohhh
• OOGIE BOOGIE: Ohhh
• THREE BATS: Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man
• OOGIE BOOGIE: I'm the Oogie Boogie Man
• SANTA: Release me now Or you must face the dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses
• OOGIE BOOGIE: You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission I'm going to do my stuff
• SANTA: What are you going to do?
• OOGIE BOOGIE: (speaking) I'm gonna do the best I can (singing) Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair It's much more fun, I must confess With lives on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine
• SANTA: Release me fast or you will have to Answer for this heinous act
• OOGIE BOOGIE: Oh, brother, you're something You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie And you ain't going nowhere (laughs evilly)

[LS&B laughing]

• Pooh and Pals: Sandy Claws!
• Rabbit: Oh, my gosh! Quick! Quick!
• Tigger: We gotta warn Jack! Hasty Posty!
• Rabbit: Hurry, hurry! There's not a moment to lose!

[back to Halloween Town, Sally pouring fog juice into fountain, Jack appears from coffin and there's applause]

• MAYOR: Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky outshining every star. Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon, you who are our pride, you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions into an early grave.

[the fog starts to get worse]

• MAYOR: You who have eh, devastated the souls of the living...
• JACK: Oh no! We can't take off in this! The reindeer can't see an inch in front of their noses.
• SALLY: Whew!
• VAMPIRE: This fog's as thick as, as...
• CYCLOPS: Jelly brains
• VAMPIRE: Or Thicker!
• JACK: There go all of my hope, my precious plans, my glorious dreams.
• Corpse Kid: [crying] There goes Christmas.
• ZERO: barks
• JACK: No Zero, down boy. My what a brilliant nose you have. The better to light my way! To the head of the team, Zero!
• Winnie the Pooh: Jack, stop!
• Piglet: Stop!
• JACK: We're off!
• SALLY: Wait Jack, no!

[Jack is off, everyone cheers]

• JACK: Ho ho ha ha ha!
• SALLY: Good bye Jack, my dearest Jack. Oh how I hope my premonition is wrong.
• Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, you're Sally, right?
• Sally: Yes. And you're the Chosen Ones, right?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
• Sally: I know.
• Tigger: We heard your premonition. You must be really care about Jack.
• Sally: More than you know. (singing) I sense there's something in the wind That feels like tragedy's at hand And though I'd like to stand by him Can't shake this feeling that I have The worst is just around the bend And does he notice my feelings for him? And will he see how much he means to me? I think it's not to be What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then? Although I'd like to join the crowd In their enthusiastic cloud Try as I may, it doesn't last And will we ever end up together? No, I think not, it's never to become For I am not the one

(song ends as Pooh and Pals cry)

• Tigger: Here you go there, Rab.
• Winnie the Pooh: Something must be really sad.
• Rabbit: Well of course, it's sad.
• Piglet: (crying)

"Christmas Eve Montage"/Oogie captures Sally, Pooh and Pals

[in the real world Jack playing Sandy is preparing to land]

• JACK: Ho ho ho ho ho ho he he he! [lands loudly & wakes up little kid]
• Little Boy: Santa! [sees Jack, gasps] Santa?
• JACK: Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
• Kid: uh uh
• JACK: That's all right. I have a special present for you anyway. There you go sonny. Hohohohehehe [goes back up chimney]
• Little Boy: (opens present)
• Mother: And what did Santa bring you honey?
• Little Boy: [pulls out shrunken head]

[mother and father scream]

• JACK: Merry Christmas!
• Cop [ON PHONE]: Hello, police. [frantic peanuts-type talk] Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange. That's the second toy complaint we've had.
• JACK: Hohohohehehe! [places killer wreath, snake, vampire toy, killer duck]
• Black Girl and Boy: [opens presents then screams as toys attack]

[Jack puts toys down chimneys]

• Children: [screams]

[Jack in the box chases fat kid, every adult locks up chimneys]

• JACK: You're welcome one and all!
• Cop [on phone]: Where'd you spot him?---Fast as we can, ma'am---Police---I know, I know a skeleton---Keep calm---Turn off all the lights---Make sure the doors are Locked ---Hello, police
• Newscaster: Reports are pouring in from all over the globe that an impostor is shamelessly impersonating Santa Claus, mocking and mangling this joyous holiday.
• Halloween residents: [cheers]
• Newscaster: Police assure us that this moment, military units are mobilizing to stop the perpetrator of this heinous crime.
• SALLY: [over the Newscaster] Jack, someone has to help Jack. (to Pooh and Pals) Where'd they take that Sandy Claws?
• Rabbit: That's what we were trying to warn Jack, he was taken to Oogie Boogie!
• SALLY: Then we got to save him. C'mon!

(Sally and Pooh and Pals leave the group)

• Newscaster: --Come back and save Christmas!

(at a military base, searchlight are turned on)

• JACK: Look Zero, search lights!

[firing at Jack]

• JACK: They're celebrating! They're thanking us for doing such a good job.

[almost hits Zero]

• JACK: Whoa, careful down there, you almost hit us.
• ZERO: bark
• JACK: It's ok, Zero. Head higher!

[Oogie lair]

• OOGIE BOOGIE: Are you a gamblin man, Sandy? Let's play. Hmm? [sees sally's leg] My, my....what have we here?

[Sally's hands start to rescue Sandy]

• Winnie the Pooh: [whispering] Santa, it's us.
• Sandy Claws: Winnie the Pooh?
• SALLY: [whispering] We'll get you out of here.
• Rabbit: But you have to keep...
• Everyone: Shhh!
• OOGIE BOOGIE: Ah, lovely. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle.

[Sally's hands untie Sandy]

[Oogie realizes that there's no body to the leg]

• OOGIE BOOGIE: What?!? You trying to make a dupe out of me?
• Piglet: Oh, dear!
• Tigger: Uh-oh!
• OOGIE BOOGIE: [sucks Sandy, Pooh and Pals, and Sally back in]

[back to Jack]

• JACK: Who's next on my list. Ah, little Harry and Jordan. Won't they be surprised.

[sleigh gets hit]

• JACK: They're trying to hit us! ZERO!
• ZERO: Bark

[sleigh gets hit]

• JACK: [as he falls] Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...

[Halloween Town]

• WEREWOLF: howl!
• MAYOR (with white face) I knew this Christmas thing was a bad idea. I felt it in my gut. Terrible news folks. The worst tragedy of our times. Jack has been blown to smithereens. Terrible, terrible news.

"Poor Jack"/Jack meets Zordon/"To the Rescue"

[back to "normal" town]

• Cop: [in car] Attention, attention citizens. Terrible news. There's still no sign of Santa Claus. Although the impostor has been shot down, it looks like Christmas will have to be canceled this year. I repeat the impostor has been shot down but there's still no sign......

(in a graveyard, Jack pulls himself together with Zero's help)

• Jack: (singing) What have I done? What have I done? How could I be so blind? All is lost, where was I? Spoiled all, spoiled all Everything's gone all wrong What have I done? What have I done? Find a deep cave to hide in In a million years they'll find me Only dust and a plaque That reads, 'Here Lies Poor Old Jack"
• Zordon: (OS) Jack Skellington. (appears)
• Jack: Who are you?
• Zordon: My name is Zordon of Eltar.
• Jack: You are?
• Zordon: My dear Jack, I applaud your intent. I know wreaking such havoc was not what you meant.
• Jack: Yes. (singing) But I never intended all this madness, never And nobody really understood, well how could they? That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
• Zordon: And so you are sad, and feeling quite blue. But taking over Christmas was the wrong thing to do.
• Jack: Yes. (singing) Well, what the heck, I went and did my best And, by god, I really tasted something swell And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did And for the first time since I don't remember when I felt just like my old bony self again And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King That's right! I am the Pumpkin King, ha, ha, ha, ha And I just can't wait until next Halloween 'Cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream And, by God, I'm really going to give it all my might Uh oh, I hope there's still time to set things right Sandy Claws. (to Zordon) Do you know where Sandy Claws is?
• Zordon: Yes. Santa and my friends have been taking by Oogie Boogie.
• Jack: Oogie?! Oh Jack, what have you done?
• Zordon: Better yet, what will you do?
• Jack: Save them! I got to save them! (to Zero) C'mon, Zero! (heads in a tomb)
• Zordon: Good Luck and May the Power Protect You.

[Oogie lair]

(Oogie puts Pooh and Pals in a cage)

• Tigger: Oh, boy. He must really hate rescuers.
• Rabbit: Uh, suddenly coming to Halloween Town doesn't seem like such a good idea.
• Oogie Boogie: (laughs evilly) The Chosen Ones. We finally get to meet this way, eh? I'll be jiggered. That works for me.
• Winnie the Pooh: How do you know us?
• Oogie Boogie: I was told by a third party who brought us together with Sandy Claws. He wishes to remain anonymous.
• Eeyore: (angry) Mo matter. We'll stop you.
• Tigger: Yeah, brunose. We're gonna unwrap that sack of yours until you're finito.
• Rabbit: That's right.
• Oogie Boogie: Oh. I'm so scared. Not! Oh, well. Before I send you to my third party, I'm gonna let you have a taste of my specialty: Snake and Spider Stew. (laughs evilly as he starts his device)
• Tigger: Yuck!
• Sally: You wait till Jack hears about this! By the time he's through with you, you'll be lucky if you...
• Mayor: The King of Halloween has been blown to smithereens. Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust.
• Sally: (gasps)
• Rabbit: Oh, no!
• Jack: Come on, Zero! Christmas isn't over yet!

(Jack and Zero race through the cemetery)

• Oogie Boogie: What's that you were saying about luck, Rag Doll?
• Rabbit: Oh. We tried to warn Jack about all this. Now it's too late.
• Eeyore: Should've told him when we had the chance.

(Jack and Zero hurry toward Oogie's Lair)

• Rabbit: (OS) Help!!
• SALLY: Help, help, help, help
• Zero: (growls)
• Jack: Shh! (climbs down)
• OOGIE BOOGIE: Seven! Looks like it's Oogie's turn to boogie.
• SALLY: [scream]
• OOGIE BOOGIE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Hahahaha
• SANDY CLAWS: This can't be happening!
• OOGIE BOOGIE: Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Oh, I'm feeling weak...with hunger. One more roll of the dice oughta do it. Haha [rolls dice] What! Snake eyes. [bang on table] Eleven! Haha. looks like I won the jackpot! Bye bye, Doll Face and Sandman. Ha, ha, ha [about to dump Sally & Sandy Claus into the lava] What the...
• Tigger: Stop! In the name of Zordon of Eltar!
• OOGIE BOOGIE: What?!? How did you escape!?
• Rabbit: We had help. (lifts slab to reveal...)
• OOGIE BOOGIE: (gasps)
• JACK: Hello, Oogie
• OOGIE BOOGIE: J-j-jack, but they said you were dead. You must be double dead. (hits a switch with foot, Jack stumbles as Oogie runs) Well come on bone man.
• ZERO: bark bark

(Sally, Santa, and Pooh and Pals watch as Jack dodges swords)

• OOGIE BOOGIE: Oooo ooo ooo. (Pull an arm.) Ha ha.

(cowboy slot machines enter)

• OOGIE BOOGIE: Fire!

(cowboy slot fires but Jack dodges them)

• OOGIE BOOGIE: Oooo ooo ooo. (jumps and hits button as a saw appears)
• SALLY: Jack look out!
• Tigger: Duck!

(Jack does so)

• OOGIE BOOGIE: (gasps, jumps up) So long, Jack. Hahahaha
• JACK: How dare you treat my friends so shamefully. [Jack pulls the thread that came loose that held Oogie together]
• OOGIE BOOGIE: (sputters) Now look what you've done. My bugs, my bugs, my bugs, (squeaky voices) my bugs, my bugs, my bugs, my bugs, my bugs, (squeakier voice) my bugs, my bugs...(get squished by Santa)
• Piglet: Oogie was a bunch of bugs?
• Rabbit: Ugh. I knew there was something about him I didn't like!
• SANDY CLAWS: Don't worry, fellas. He won't bother you again.
• JACK: Forgive me Mr. Claws, I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday.
• SANDY CLAWS: Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to them! They're the only ones who makes any sense around this insane asylum! Skeletons....Boogie Men.....
• JACK: I hope there's still time--
• SANDY CLAWS: To fix Christmas? Of course there is, I'm Santa Claus! [and laying a finger aside of his nose, up Oogie's chimney he rose]
• SALLY: He'll fix things Jack. He knows what to do.
• JACK: How did you and Pooh and Pals get down here Sally?
• SALLY: Oh, we were trying to... Well, we wanted to, to--
• JACK: To help me.
• SALLY: I couldn't just let you just...
• JACK: Sally, I can't believe I never realized...that you...
• MAYOR: Jack, Jack!
• BARREL: Here he is!
• LOCK: Alive!
• SHOCK: Just like we said.
• MAYOR: Grab a hold my boy!
• POOH AND PALS, JACK, & SALLY: Whoa!
• NEWSCASTER: Good news, folks. Santa Claus, the one and only has finally been spotted. Old Saint Nick appears to be traveling at supersonic speed. He's setting things right, bringing joy and cheer wherever he goes. Yes folks, Kris Kringle has pulled it out of the bag and delivered Christmas to excited children all over the world!

Ending

[Halloween Town]

• CHORUS: La, la, la, (etc.)
• Cyclops: Jack!
• Corpse Dad: Jack's Back!
• Undersea Gal: Jack?
• Winged Demon: Jack's okay!
• Man under the Stairs: He's alright!
• CHORUS: Jack's OK, and he's back, OK
• CHILD CORPSE AND CHORUS: He's all right
• MAYOR AND CHORUS: Let's shout, make a fuss Scream it out, wheee
• CHORUS: Jack is back now, everyone sing In our town of Halloween
• JACK: It's great to be home!
• Tigger: Hey, wait a minute! How did you know we were at Oogie's lair, Jack-o?
• JACK: I had help myself.

(sleigh bells ring)

• Piglet: What as that?
• Winnie the Pooh: Look!
• Christopher Robin: (appears) Merry Christmas!
• Rabbit: Christopher Robin?
• Piglet: But how?
• Christopher Robin: Your friend, Zordon. He told me everything.
• Tigger: Everything?
• Christopher Robin: Yep. And look what Santa left for you. (gives presents) Here you go.
• Rabbit: Look! A fly swatter. Just what I've always wanted. (laughs) Wait till those bugs see this.
• Tigger: (sees a tennis racket) Hey! I can bounce on the snow! Look at me, no hands! (laughs)
• Eeyore: (with an umbrella as snow drips on it) It works. Didn't expect it to. But, I'm kinda glad.
• Piglet: (reveals decoration) Oh, my. I don't know what it is, but I think it's wonderful.
• Christopher Robin: Aren't you gonna open your present, Pooh?
• Winnie the Pooh: But we did a terrible thing by helping Jack prepare for his Christmas. And then we tried to warn him about Oogie Boogie and we tried to save Santa but then we got captured and--- Well, Christopher Robin, I don't deserve this. I don't deserve anything.
• Christopher Robin: But Pooh, Santa brought it for you.
• Winnie the Pooh: Which was awfully nice, but you know? I think being with your friends is nicer. Though this would be the perfect.
• Christopher Robin: The perfect what?
• Winnie the Pooh: The perfect Merry Christmas height for this.
• Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
• SANDY CLAWS: Hohohohoho! [Sandy Claws brings snow to Halloween] Happy Halloween!
• JACK: Merry Christmas!
• CHILD CORPSE: What's this?
• CYCLOPS: What's this?
• HARLEQUIN DEMON: I haven't got a clue
• MR. HYDE: What's this?
• CLOWN: Why it's completely new
• OFF-SCREEN VOICE: What's this?
• WOLFMAN: Must be a Christmas thing
• OFF-SCREEN VOICE: What's this?
• MAYOR: It's really very strange
• CHORUS: This is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! What's this? What's this?

(a snowball hits Jack and is revealed to be Lock, Shock, and Barrel)

• DR. FINKELSTEIN: Careful, my precious Jewel! [Dr. F. with his new wife!]

(Jack is shocked then sees Sally through the gate)

• Rabbit: Go to her, Jack. She's waiting for you.

(Spiral Hill, wee see Sally plucking another flower until)

• JACK: My dearest friend, if you don't mind I'd like to join you by your side Where we can gaze into the stars
• JACK AND SALLY: And sit together, now and forever For it is plain as anyone can see We're simply meant to be
• Christopher Robin: Look at that!
• Tigger: Well, I'll be.
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh my goodness.

[at the end of FINALE, Zero zooms off into the heavens]

THE END!

Bonus Ending

(Scene: Koopa Castle)

• Bowser (os): And that's what we heard from Junior's friends in Halloween Town. It seems your bounty hunter has become the hunted.
• Darth Sidious: (hologram) The Pumpkin King has disrupted my plan. But his foolish act will be in vain.
• Bowser: We'll make sure that happens when we meet.
• Darth Sidious: And what of Team Rocket?
• Bowser: I sent Kamek and Lord Zedd to find them. Giovanni will see things our way.
• Darth Sidious: See to it, my friend. (hologram turns off)
• Mistress 9: Can we trust him?
• Bowser: He's a follower of my father, and he's also witness of our liberation from the Dumpster.
• Mistress 9: I see. Why are you so obsessed with finding the ones who destroyed Pharaoh 90 and myself?
• Bowser: I guess I should tell you. The reason is those heroes knows my true enemy.
• Mistress 9: The princess I heard so much about?
• Bowser: She's just a pawn just like them. My one true enemy is the one who brought Pooh and Pals together with heroes like the Sailor Scouts and the Pokémon World Champion. My one true enemy is that interdimensional being: Zordon of Eltar!
• Mistress 9: So the rumors are true, I bet his little daughter was behind all this.
• Bowser: That little girl was the cause of all my misfortunes, she could not bear the sacrifice of her father, the day in which that miserable Red Ranger of the planet KO-35 destroyed his energy tube.

(Koopa General Appears)

• Koopa General: Sir, our spies detected a mysterious giant egg where it houses the sinister being known as Ivan Ooze. But here comes the best part, it's on Earth, in the city of Angel Grove, California. Something tells me that not only will we not have to take care of the Chosen Ones, even in that city, Zordon has his Warriors.
• Mistress 9: Who are they?
• Koopa General: The same ones who the Keyblade Bearer and his two friends were with them during their exile, my Sovereign: the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
• Bowser (OS): I should've know. Tommy Oliver, Kimberly Hart, Billy Cranston, Rocky DeSantos, Aisha Campbell and Adam Park! That's why Zordon is revived and those punks are still at large, the Morphin Grid! Get me Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa! I have a special job for them, but they will have to do a low profile.
• Koopa General: it is done, Sir.
• Bowser: You know, my Dear , a lot has changed while me and my Children were imprisoned, Same City, New Rules.
• Bowser: Even The Same Plague, along with each of its thousand and one generations.