Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Nightmare Before Christmas/Transcript (section)

== Pooh and Pals meets Jack Skellington/"Jack's Lament" ==

* Pooh and Pals: (cheering)
* '''WITCHES: ('''Cackling) Whee!
* '''CLOWN:''' It's over!
* '''BEHEMOTH:''' We did it! [tummy bump]
* '''WEREWOLF:''' Wasn't it terrifying?
* '''HYDE & CYCLOPS:''' What a night!
* '''MAYOR:''' Great Halloween everybody.
* '''JACK:''' I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone.
* '''MAYOR:''' No, thanks to  you, Jack. Without your brilliant leadership-
* '''JACK:''' Not at all Mayor. (sees Pooh and Pals) And lets give a warm Halloween Town welcome to the Chosen Ones of the Mighty Zordon of Eltar!
* '''EVERYONE:''' [applause]
* Winnie the Pooh: Thank you. Oh, thank you.
* Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit: (cheers)
* Eeyore: Hooray. How wonderful.
* '''JACK:''' It is an honor to finally meet you in person. I saw you at Shamouti Island, but I didn't think it was a good time to exchange numbers.
* Piglet: (giggles) Actually, this is a good time to meet anyway.
* Winnie the Pooh: (eating honey) Indeed. On Halloween. Which happens to have ended. Good thing I was prepared. Though, I'm not fond of tricking. I do enjoy treating. Because treating means eating. (sees pot empty) Bother.
* '''MAYOR:''' So, it would seem.
* '''JACK:''' Indeed, Mayor.
* VAMPIRE (fat): You're such a scream, Jack.
* '''WITCH:''' You're a witch's fondest dream!
* WITCH (little): You made walls fall, Jack.
* '''WITCH:''' Walls fall?  You made the very mountains crack, Jack.

(Sally watches as a hand grabs her, it is revealed to be her creator: Dr. Finkelstein)

* '''DR. FINKELSTEIN:''' The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.
* '''SALLY:''' Let go!
* '''DR. FINKELSTEIN:''' You're not ready for so much excitement!
* '''SALLY:''' Yes I am!
* '''DR. FINKELSTEIN:''' You're coming with me!
* '''SALLY:''' No I'm not! [Sally pulls out the thread that's holding her arm on]
* '''DR. FINKELSTEIN:''' Come back here you foolish… (arm hits him) Ow!
* '''CREATURE FROM BLACK LAGOON:''' Ooo Jack, you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl.
* '''JACK:''' Thank you, thank you, thank you -- very much.
* '''MAYOR:''' Hold it! We haven't given out the prizes yet! Our first award goes to the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening.

[applause]

* '''MAYOR:''' A second and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches.
* '''JACK:''' (sighs then walks away)
* Piglet: Pooh Bear? Do you think something is wrong with Jack?
* Winnie the Pooh: Yes. Only it appears that he is down in the dumps.
* Rabbit: Well, we better go after him.