Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Nightmare Before Christmas/Transcript (section)

== "Christmas Eve Montage"/Oogie captures Sally, Pooh and Pals ==
[in the real world Jack playing Sandy is preparing to land]

* '''JACK:''' Ho ho ho ho ho ho he he he! [lands loudly & wakes up little kid]
* Little Boy: Santa! [sees Jack, gasps] Santa?
* '''JACK:''' Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
* Kid: uh uh
* '''JACK:''' That's all right. I have a special present for you anyway. There you go sonny. Hohohohehehe [goes back up chimney]
* Little Boy: (opens present)
* Mother: And what did Santa bring you honey?
* Little Boy: [pulls out shrunken head]

[mother and father scream]

* '''JACK:''' Merry Christmas!
* '''Cop [ON PHONE]:''' Hello, police. [frantic peanuts-type talk] Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange.  That's the second toy complaint we've had.
* '''JACK:''' Hohohohehehe! [places killer wreath, snake, vampire toy, killer duck]
* Black Girl and Boy: [opens presents then screams as toys attack]

[Jack puts toys down chimneys]

* Children: [screams]

[Jack in the box chases fat kid, every adult locks up chimneys]

* '''JACK:''' You're welcome one and all!
* Cop [on phone]: Where'd you spot him?---Fast as we can, ma'am---Police---I know, I know a skeleton---Keep calm---Turn off all the lights---Make sure the doors are Locked ---Hello, police
* Newscaster: Reports are pouring in from all over the globe that an impostor is shamelessly impersonating Santa Claus, mocking and mangling this joyous holiday.
* Halloween residents: [cheers]
* Newscaster: Police assure us that this moment, military units are mobilizing to stop the perpetrator of this heinous crime.
* '''SALLY:''' [over the Newscaster] Jack, someone has to help Jack. (to Pooh and Pals) Where'd they take that Sandy Claws?
* Rabbit: That's what we were trying to warn Jack, he was taken to Oogie Boogie!
* '''SALLY:''' Then we got to save him. C'mon!

(Sally and Pooh and Pals leave the group)

* Newscaster: --Come back and save Christmas!

(at a military base, searchlight are turned on)

* '''JACK:''' Look Zero, search lights! 

[firing at Jack]

* '''JACK:''' They're celebrating! They're thanking us for doing such a good job.

[almost hits Zero]

* '''JACK:''' Whoa, careful down there, you almost hit us. 
* '''ZERO:''' bark
* '''JACK:''' It's ok, Zero.  Head higher!

[Oogie lair]

* '''OOGIE BOOGIE:''' Are you a gamblin man, Sandy?  Let's play. Hmm? [sees sally's leg] My, my....what have we here?

[Sally's hands start to rescue Sandy]

* Winnie the Pooh: [whispering] Santa, it's us.
* Sandy Claws: Winnie the Pooh?
* '''SALLY:''' [whispering] We'll get you out of here.
* Rabbit: But you have to keep...
* Everyone: Shhh!
* '''OOGIE BOOGIE:''' Ah, lovely. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle.

[Sally's hands untie Sandy]

[Oogie realizes that there's no body to the leg]

* '''OOGIE BOOGIE:''' What?!? You trying to make a dupe out of me?
* Piglet: Oh, dear!
* Tigger: Uh-oh!
* '''OOGIE BOOGIE:''' [sucks Sandy, Pooh and Pals, and Sally back in]

[back to Jack]

* '''JACK:''' Who's next on my list. Ah, little Harry and Jordan. Won't they be surprised.

[sleigh gets hit]

* '''JACK:''' They're trying to hit us! ZERO!
* '''ZERO:''' Bark

[sleigh gets hit]

* '''JACK:''' [as he falls] Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...

[Halloween Town]

* '''WEREWOLF:''' howl!
* MAYOR (with white face) I knew this Christmas thing was a bad idea. I felt it in my gut. Terrible news folks. The worst tragedy of our times. Jack has been blown to smithereens.  Terrible, terrible news.