Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Loud House Movie/Transcript (section)

==='''''Village Disaster/The Duke No More'''''===

* Morag: Bravo, Miss Luna. Bravo.
* Luna: Aww, thanks, Morag dude! Rock on.
* Morag: Indeed, heh. May I ask, why hide your musical light under a bushel?
* Luna: I’d tell you if I knew what that meant.
* Morag: Well, the village has not heard such stunning bagpipery since the golden age of your ancestors.
* Luna: Whoa. I had no idea my oldies liked to rock.
* Morag: Yes. They excelled in many things. Music, fashion, sport, wise crackery. It was those who put the loud in Loch Loud.
* Luna: (fascinated) Whoa.
* Morag: Oh, how the people would love for that golden age to return with you lassies.
* Luna: I’m snacking what you’re packing!
* Morag: (confused) Uh… come again?"
* Luna: I’m in, dude! I’ll go tell the other lassies.
* Leni: Ooh, a letter! Say thanks to Lisa, big metal bee. I’m supes excited! My sisters and I are gonna perform in the village!
* Scott: And you’ll look smashing in this new dress.
*Leni: Oopsie.
*Scott: (laughs) Quite funny.
*Lincoln: For my next spellbinding act of magic, I need one crown. Voila!
*Angus: Oh, dear.
*Lincoln: Royal crown, I see thee so. But this Duke is hungry. And he wants a burrito!
*Lily: Ta-da!
*Lincoln: (sighs) My bad, Lil. I didn't give you enough time for the switcheroo.
*Angus: Oh, no, sire. It was jolly good enchantment. Now, Sir Duke, I believe it's time for you to seize the royal day and go to the village and serve your people.
*Lincoln: Um, I think me and Lil will stay here and work on our trick.
*Angus: Oh, but sire, the people have been waiting 400 years for their Duke to make their loch a finer place.
*Lincoln: 'Well, when you put it that way...Lil, your big bro's got some important Duke business to do.
* '''Angus:''' A banner job, sire. Our chimneys have needed a keen spiffying for centuries.
* '''Lincoln:''' Uh-huh. How many more?
* '''Angus:''' One down, just four-hundred and thirty-two to go.
* ''[The camera pans to show a particular number of chimneys smoking. Lincoln groans, until a crowd cheering in the distance catches his and Angus’ ears.]''
* '''Lincoln:''' ''[smiling confidently]'' "Well, it’s worth it if the people are happy.
* '''Angus:''' ''[confused]'' "Sire, I’m not certain where that’s coming from."
* ''[A flyer blows into the wind, landing smack middle onto Lincoln’s face. He takes it off and looks at it, seeing an all too familiar photo that has ten girls on it.]''
* '''Lincoln:''' What?! Not again!
* '''Angus:''' Lincoln? Is everything alright?
* '''Luan:''' When is a piece of wood like a king? (as Mr. Coconuts) When it’s a ruler.
* '''Scott:''' And here’s Leni Loud. She’s the talk of the Highlands.
* '''Citizens:''' Ooooooh!
* '''Lola:''' This is what talent looks like, people! Yeah! Oh yeah. Drink in the talent!
* '''Citizens:''' Loud sisters, hoo! Loud sisters, ha! Loud sisters, ho ho ho!
* '''Morag:''' Oh, poor, poor Duke.
* '''Lincoln:''' It’s not fair! I’m the Duke. I’m supposed to be the most special Loud of all!
* '''Morag:''' Not stuck in your sisters’ shadows.
* '''Lincoln:''' That’s what I always say.
* '''Morag:''' Is it now? Hmm… There must be ''something'' we can do…to put a proper spotlight on our dear Duke.
* '''Lincoln:''' Yeah…
* '''Lincoln:''' Ooh. What about that?
* '''Morag:''' What about what, sire?
* '''Lincoln:''' "hat! I could ride the dragon just like my ancestor.
* '''Morag:''' Brilliant idea, sire. I can just picture it. The people watch you soar overhead, then break into cheers. More certain than ever that you are the most special Loud there ever was.
* '''Lincoln:''' This is gonna be so awesome!
* '''Morag:''' Oh, yes. More than you could ever imagine.

'''Lincoln:''' Hello, my people!

* '''Luna:''' Lincoln?
* '''Lincoln:''' Go, Lela! Woo-hoo!
* '''Lynn Sr.:''' This is amazing.
* '''Lincoln:''' Duked it!
* '''Woman Villager:''' No one's ridden a dragon here in centuries.
* '''Male Villager:''' He drew his own face!
* '''Lola:''' Hey! Adoring fans?!
* '''Lincoln:''' Yes!
* '''Morag:''' Time for some ''real'' spectacle.
* '''Lincoln:''' Lela, what are you doing?!
* '''Lori:''' Lincoln!
* '''Lynn:''' My baby bro!
* '''Lincoln:''' Why... can't... I steer you?
* '''Rita:''' Lincoln!
* '''Lynn Sr.:''' This way! C'mon!

* Lisa: There he is!
* Lola: Lincoln!
* Lincoln: Ahh! Get out of the way!
* Luan: Oh no! We're in tuh-rubble! Get it?
* Lincoln: Oh, no...Don't worry! heh heh... I can fix everything. I'm the Duke, remember? Here, watch...See? Good as new!
* Chips Shoppe Owner: No!
* Lincoln: It's okay. You still have the fish shoppe!
* Scott: Oh, that is a relief.
* Woman Villager: How could ya? We trusted ye!
* Bearded Man: I loved that chippie!
* Lori: Lincoln!
* Luan: What a mess!
* Leni: It’s a disaster.
* Lana: This place is trashed!
* Luna: Total bummer...
* Morag: "Oh, don't be sad... Lela did precisely what she was asked to do. That's it. Good girl...Morag needs you to be big and strong.

(Meanwhile)

* Angus: Even dukes have bad days, sire...
* Lincoln: Bad day? Try worst day ever. From the worst duke ever.
* Angus: Aw... it hurts me to hear you say such a thing...The people need you now more than ever.
* Lori and Luan: Lincoln!
* Lisa: Lincoln?
* Lori: Hey, everyone! I found him! Are you alright?!
* Lynn Sr.: How you doing, buddy?
* Rita: We were worried about you, honey.
* Lola: Yeah, you really bombed out there!
* All: Lola!
* Luan: Not funny.
* Luna: Totally uncool, dude.
* Lola: If you'll let me finish...We all blow it sometimes. (whispers) Even me…
* Luan: We want you to know that we talked about it, and tomorrow, we're gonna help you rebuild the town.
* Lincoln: Really? Aw... you guys are the best.
* Angus: Well, of course they are! They're Louds.
* Lincoln: Do you think the people'll forgive me?
* Angus: If there's one thing I know about our people, it's that they don't keep a grudge.

*-What's the matter with you, ???
*-Oh, just running from some bad.
*-How bad we're talking?
*Pooh: Um, fellas, we seemed to have some small problems.
*-What do you mean?
*-We have company.
*-Oh that's not bad.

(Suddenly a chanting of the angry citizens comes towards the castle)

* Crowd: (shouting) GO HOME, DUKE! GO HOME, DUKE!
* -Yeah, in the form of angry mob.
* Loch Loud Citizen ???: We’ve lost everything!
* Woman: Out with you!
* Fisherman: Leave our Loch!
* -So, what was that about not holding a grudge.
* Lynn Sr.: They’re just blowing off some steam.
* -That's blowing off steam?
* Luan: Aw, they'll come 'round.
* Luna: Just give 'em time, bro.
* Lincoln: No. They're right.
* Angus: Sire, no... I beg of you...
* Lincoln: (shattered) I don't deserve to be the Duke...(turns to his family) Can we go home now?
* Morag: Toodle pip! Bye-bye! I wouldn’t want this to be seen by the wrong eyes. Now, dear Aggie, it’s time I fulfilled my destiny. (throws Aggie's journal into the fireplace)

(As Morag and the villains leave, Lucille comes from hiding and save the rest of the journal from burning and discovers Aggie's dark secret)

* Lucille: Gasp! It cannot be. Old Aggie betrayed us!