Pooh's Adventures of The Loud House Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Loud House Movie.

Script

The Prolouge/ Royal Woods: 22 Years ago/Life is Better Out Loud

(The scene changes to Royal Woods, Michigan 22 years ago as young Lynn Loud Sr. dances out of the movie theather as Life is Better Out Loud is playing as he and Rita first met and the Loud House was born)

Woke up just like any morning

New day sent sunlight pouring down

Danced on to the beat I'm drumming

High hopes get my feet off the ground

Heart stopped, didn't see you coming

Felt like you took my breath away

I knew this was the start of something

And I think I knew you felt the same

Time frozen, eyes open

Spun my world around in motion

Just a step away

Just a slip of fate

Oh, you'd never know how one simple interaction

Could lead you down a road where anything can always happen

The picture in our mind changes all the time

Bigger than what we'd imagined

We wouldn't change a thing about it now

Life is better loud

Ain't no stopping now

Life is better loud

Oh, it feels like home no matter where we are together

Wish we'd always known the bigger crowd was always better

We wouldn't change a thing about it now

Life is better loud (In the Loud House! In the Loud House!)

Life is better loud (In the Loud House! In the Loud House!)

Loud House!

• Lily: (changes the title to Pooh's Adventures of the Loud House Movie) Movie!

The Man with the plan/Ordinary Me/Advice From a Friend

(In the morning in the Loud House, Lincoln has a meeting with his youngest sister Lily in his room)

• Lincoln: Okay, Lily, I didn’t wake you up at six in the morning just to play. It’s time for another lesson on how to survive in a big family.
• Lily: Poo-poo.
• Lincoln: (pulls up slideshow) Lesson #374: Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
• Lily: Bawitotos!
• Lincoln: Now that you have teeth, you’ll want one of Dad’s famous breakfast burritos all to yourself.
• Lily: Wiwy!
• Lincoln: Just like your sisters.
• Lily: (walks up to the screen) Sisters!
• Lincoln: Which means it’s you against them at the table.
• Lily: (gasps) Uh-oh.
• Lincoln: Don’t worry, because your big brother is the Man with the Plan. Patent pending.
• Lily: (giggles)
• Lincoln: (turns off projector) And today’s plan is to get to those burritos before our sisters wake up. (smells) I can smell ’em now. Okay, Lily, it’s go time! (tears off pajamas into his regular clothes)
• Lily: (takes off diaper and flings it to the wall) Poo-poo.

(In the bathroom)

• Lincoln: (putting on Lily's diaper) So all you need to do is just watch and learn. Because around here, no one outsmarts Lincoln...(sees his other sisters are already up) Loud.
• Lori: Nice try, Lincoln, but you’re not the only one who remembered it's Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
• Sisters: Yay! Burritos! (running downstairs)

(Then, Lincoln literally pulls the rug out off the stairs making the sisters land outside as Lily close the door)

• Lori: Lincoln!
• Lincoln: (high-fives Lily) The key to having a plan is to always have a backup plan.
• Lily: Backup plan.
• Lynn Sr.: (coming in with burritos) ♫ Hot, burritos, hot, hot burritos, hey! Do a little dance and move your feet-os! ♫ Hey! Morning, Lincoln. Hello, Lily.
• Lily: Bawitotos!
• Lynn Sr.: That's right, sweetie. Bawitotos. Hey, where's the rest of your sisters? I thought I heard them coming down.
• Lincoln: Did you? (slyly) Huh...
• (Just as Lincoln was about to take a bite, the Loud sisters busted in angry and hungry)
• Lincoln: Uh-oh.

(The girls started wrecking the table for the burritos, as Lincoln and Lily hide under the table)

• Lincoln: (sighs) Sorry, Lily. So much for watching and learning.
• Lily: (pulls a burrito out from her diaper) Backup plan!
• Lincoln: (impressed) Oh-ho-ho! (split the burrito) The student has become the master!
• Rita: (blows whistles) Lola, we need to go if you want to make it to your recital on time."
• Lisa: Don't forget my science fair!
• Lucy: I have the Junior Morticians' Death Match.
• Lana: I'm working pit crew at the race track!
• Lynn: Soccer playoffs!
• Luan: Joke-A-Palooza!
• Luna: Don't forget my shred-off!
• Rita: (screams in shock) You all have activities today?!
• Leni: Not me.
• Rita (sighs in relief)
• Leni: I just have my fashion show.
• Rita: (shocked) That's an activity, honey!
• Lynn Sr.: We're not prepared for this. This is a ding-dang disaster! What do we do?! (freaking out) Don't panic! Don't panic! (screams) DON'T PANIC!
• Lincoln: Relax, everybody. I got this. Another lesson, Lily. (puts headphones on Lily) It's always more important to help your family than to outsmart 'em. (holds up megaphone) Alright Louds, let's go, go, go! Lori, golf clubs.
• Lori: Thanks, Linc!
• Lincoln: Leni, measuring tape.
• Leni: Thanks, Lincoln!
• Lincoln: Luna, guitar.
• Luna: Thanks, bro!
• Lincoln: Lynn, soccer ball.
• Lynn: Yeah-yuh!
• Lincoln: Luan, rubber chicken.
• Luan: (laughs)
• Lincoln: Lucy, black veil.
• Lucy: Thanks.
• Lincoln: Lola, flaming baton.
• Lola: Thanks, Lincoln!
• Lincoln: Lana...Wrench set.
• Lana: Thanks, Linc!
• Lincoln: Lisa, ammonium di...
• Lisa: Dichromate. Thank you, male sibling.
• Rita: Alright, we got everything?
• Lynn Sr.: Yup, we're good to go!
• Lincoln: Mom, Dad, you forgot something! (holding an angry Lily)
• Rita: Oh, sorry, sweetie.

(On the road)

• Lynn Sr.: Okay, where to first?
• Lucy: Cemetery.
• Lana: Race track!
• Lynn: Soccer field!
• Lincoln: Dad, Lori's first. Take a right!
• Lori: Can someone please hold this for a minute?
• Lincoln: I got it! Leni's next! Go left! I know a shortcut!
• Lynn Sr.: Who's next?
• Lincoln: It's Luna time!
• Lincoln: Go, Luna!
• Luna: Thanks, bro!
• Lincoln: Go, go, go!
• Luan: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
• Luan: Hey, Lincoln!
• Lincoln: I got it.
• Lynn: She shoots...She scores! Lincoln, catch!
• Lincoln: Oof! Got it! Dang it.
• Lucy: Lincoln.
• Lincoln: You're next, Lola!
• Lola: Uh-uh!
• Lincoln: Ow!
• Lola: Hands off!
• Lincoln: Come on! We gotta get to Lana's race!
• Lana: Lincoln will hold it.
• Lincoln: Lisa, you're up!

(At Lynn's Table)

• Sisters: We are the Louds! Loud and proud! We are the Louds! Loud and proud! We are the Louds...!
• Rita: (exhausted) Oh! We did it. Thank you, Lincoln.
• Lynn Sr.: You sure know how to keep the old Loud fam' running smoothly, kiddo.
• Scoots: Yeah, Loud and too loud.
• Lynn Sr.: Honey, let's get a pic of the kids for our Loud Wall of Fame.
• Rita: Oh, great idea! Everyone, hold up your trophies!
• Leni: Get my good side.
• Lola: I only have good sides.
• Lynn: Yeah!
• Lucy: Not sure I'll show up, but...
• Luan: Get my funny side.
• Lincoln: Whoa! Hey! Watch out!
• Rita: Okay, everyone, squeeze in!
• Sisters: Sisters!
• Lincoln: Hey. Guys, wait for me!
• Male Customer: Look, it's the Loud sisters!
• Female Customer: Nobody tosses a baton like that one!
• Old Man: She embalmed my Uncle Jack!
• Male Customer #2: I wish my family was as talented as they are!
• Man: Selfie!
• Woman: Can I get an autograph?
• Scoots: Agh. Enough loudness. Scoots out. Hey! You gotta pay to ride this hog, sonny.
• Lincoln: Wait! Hey! Hey, guys? I want to be in the photo!
• Male Customer #3: Oh, you just must be so proud of your girls.
• Lynn Sr.: You're ding-dang darn tootin'!
• Rita: They are very special.
• Scoots: No trophy, no photo! Loserrrrrrr!
• Lynn: Guess what?! I'm gonna be in the newspaper!
• Lola: That lady wants to interview us on TV!
• Lori: Most 'likes' ever!
• Lola: Me too!
• Lynn Sr.: How cool is that?!
• Sisters: YEAH! (cheering)
• Lynn Sr.: Let's go home and put these trophies on display!
• Luan: Yeah!
• Lincoln: I wish everyone thought I was special...(Ordinary Me starts to play)

They say it doesn't matter

How you look or where you've been

So why do I need a thousand likes

To feel like I fit in?

I'd probably have it easy

If I were the only kid

But when you live with ten superstars

It's hard for you to win

I wish I could be

Someone extraordinary

But I'm just me

And that's too ordinary

Is there ever gonna be

A place in the spotlight just for me?

When the world can finally see

I'm special like my family

Will there be a time

When I really shine?

Am I always gonna be

Plain old ordinary me? (Ah-ah-ah)

Plain old ordinary me?

Am I always gonna be

Plain old, regular, boring

Unremarkable, ordinary me?

(At Clyde's House)

• Clyde: Ordinary? You're talking crazy.
• Lincoln: You're just saying that because you're my best friend. Name one thing that makes me special.
• Clyde: How about three? You've read every single Ace Savvy comic twice, you're the fifth best junior magician in Royal Woods, and that history report you wrote? It was like I was at the signing of the Declaration of Independence! Oh! And you can sing. That's four!
• Lincoln: Anyone can do those things. (groans) Admit it, Clyde. I'm always going to be stuck in my sisters' shadows! (buries his face into the counter)
• Clyde: I know exactly what'll cheer you up. My homemade cream puffs. Or as I like to call them…dream puffs'.

(Lincoln takes one and loves it but then falls into a crying despair)

• Clyde: What?! What is it?! Too much cinnamon?! Not enough cinnamon?! Actually, the recipe doesn't call for cinnamon, but I can add it in--
• Lincoln: No, no, no, Clyde, it's the best! It's just that you, my sisters...everyone is good at something. Except me...(continues to cry)
• Clyde: (to himself) Nice one, Clyde. You just made it worse. Well, I’m not that good at baking.
• Lincoln: "Then how do you explain this?"
• -And the ones on the ceiling?
• Clyde: I’m just lucky.
• -Yeah, "lucky".
• Clyde: Baking runs in my family.
• Lincoln: What do you mean?
• Clyde: Remember when I took that trip to France with Nana Gayle? That’s where I met my great Nana May, who owns a bakery in Paris.
• Nana May: Bonjour.
• Clyde: She told me about my great-great Nana Collette, who ran a crepe shop in Calais.
• Nana Collette: Bonjour.
• Clyde: And my great-great-great-great-great Nana Helene, who baked for the French royal family.
• Nana Helene: Enchanté.
• Clyde: When I got home, Nana Gayle showed me their recipe books, and I made cream puffs. She said baking was in my genes, just like Nana May, Nana Collette, and Nana Helene.

(The flashback ends as Lincoln gasps excitingly)

• Clyde: Sorry, was that confusing? It was a lot of nanas.
• Lincoln: No. You just gave me an awesome idea! (heads off) You’re the best, best friend ever!

Finding Family/Round My Family Tree/Now or Never

(Back at the Loud House)

• Rita: Hey, kiddos, it’s late. Time to get ready for bed. Last one has to take out the garbage! For the rest of the month!

(Soon, everyone started pushing and shoving each other and one of Lisa's experiments started to bubble)

• Lisa: Uh-oh! (grabs Lily) A suburb time to evacuate the premises!
• Lori: I get the mirror first!
• Luna: Not happenin', dude!
• Luan: You can't brush me off! (laughs)
• Lisa: Quickly! Let's skedaddle!
• Lori: Um, I'm literally trying to brush my teeth here!
• Rita: We all are, honey.
• Leni: Shh, I'm trying to brush my hair and you keep making me lose count.
• Lynn Sr.: Yeah, well, I'm plucking nose hairs and I lost count too!
• Lincoln: Mom! Dad!
• Luan: (laughs) Lincoln has to take out the trash for a month!
• Lincoln: I don't care. What part of the world are we from?
• Lynn: Who spit toothpaste on my arm?
• Lincoln: Clyde's family's from France!
• Rita: Well, my family is from right here in Royal Woods, honey.
• Lynn Sr.: I'm not sure where my family is from originally. Why?
• Lincoln: Because if we knew, we could take a vacation, and meet out relatives.
• Lana: Vacation!
• Lola: Five star hotel, please.
• Lincoln: All we need to do is find out where Dad's family is from.
• Rita: Okay, let's just slow down, everyone.
• Lynn Sr.: Well, can't hurt to find out.
• -Ok, so where do we start?
• -Perhaps this might help.
• -What's that?
• -I'd borrow it from Christopher Robin's house. It's a book of our family tree. Maybe it knows where your from originally.
• Tigger: Allow me to find out. It could filled with of family members like a Tigger. All bouncin' around up there in your huge gigantical family tree!

(Round My Family tree starts to play)

• -So did we find anything?
• -Nothing.
• -Awww.
• -Maybe we tried a different approach.

• Lisa: I couldn't agree more. All I will need, Father, is a DNA sample.
• Lynn Sr.: No needles. I hate needles! Lynn Sr.: I shoulda... picked the... needles!

• Rita: Boy, I'm glad I know where I'm from.
• Lynn Sr.: Please don't!
• Lincoln: You couldn't have just made him spit in a cup?
• Lisa: There's a scientific word for that: Boring.
• Lincoln: Dad!
• Lynn Sr.: Dahhh, no more tickles!
• Rita: Oh, there, there.
• Lynn Sr.: (scared) Is it over?!
• Lisa: Indeed. My test has determined that we hail from a land of the Romans called...Caledonia.
• Lincoln: Uh, just give us the street name, Lis.
• Lisa: Street name:...Scotland.
• Lincoln: Whoa! Scotland?
• Luna: We have family in Scotland?
• Lana: Cool!
• Leni: So exotic.
• Lola: So international.
• Rita: So expensive. Thirteen of us travelling all that way?
• Lynn Sr.: I know, but we always do find a way to make vacations work. And the kids always have so much fun.
• Lola: Prove your love to us...
• Rita: Scotland, here we come!
• Lynn Sr.: Let’s check the old vacay coin jar. This is just the kind of thing we’ve all been saving up for!
• -That's it?
• -All that time and effort to saving money, and all you have is a quarter?
• -No we used to have more than this.
• Lincoln: Where’d all the coins go?
• -Well, there's bound to have more than that unless--
• -FREEZE!!!
• -Lola?
• Lola: What?!
• -What did you with all that money?
• Lola: Hey, this winning smile doesn’t whiten itself, you know!
• Luna: No bucks, no luck, dudes.
• Lucy: Really?
• Lincoln: Mom, Dad, we can make this work! Trust me. We just gotta be…a little adventurous.
• -

(Now or Never starts to play)

I've packed up all my things

No, there's no looking back

I’m gonna leave it all behind

We might not get tomorrow, we got today

We got no time to waste, cause it’s now or never

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

(Now, now, now, now)

(Now, now, now, now)

(Now, now, now, now)

It's now or never

I wanna see the world

Wanna do something new

And who knows what were gonna find

It’s now or never

Now, now

It's now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

Now, now

It’s now, it's now

It's now, now

It's now or never

Arrival in Scotland/This Town is Named For You

• Submarine Captain: Loud family and friends, welcome to Scotland.
• Lincoln: Whoa.
• Leni: Wow.
• Lana: Yeah!
• Lynn: You did it, Stinkin'.
• Lana: Way to go, bro.
• Luan: Lincoln, you’re the man.
• Leni: Totes awesome.
• Rita: Good job, Lincoln.
• Lynn Sr.: This is great, Lincoln.
• Lori: We’re in Scotland!
• Lola: It’s like something out of a fairy tale.
• Lincoln: I can't wait to meet our relatives.
• Lynn: Whoo!
• Luan: Amazing.
• Leni: I don't see a mall, but it's still totes pretty.
• Lucy: It's so wonderful, I don't even mind seeing it in the sunshine.
• Lynn Sr.: (in Scottish accent) Time for a wee dauber doon yonder!
• Luan: An accent already, Dad? Really?
• -We've only been here for minute.
• Lola: At least he's not wearing a kilt.
• Lynn Sr.: Oh, yeah? (rips off pants revealing a kilt underneath) Check it out!
• Lana: Sweet knees, Pops!
• -Have you been wearing that this whole trip!?!
• Lori: Ooh! Bobby's not gonna believe I'm here.

(At the Casagrande mercado in Great Lakes City, Bobby gets a call for Lori on his laptop)

• Bobby: Owie! Babe, miss you so much!
• Lori: Oh, Boo-Boo Bear!
• Bobby: I hope you got my texts! I sent one every hour, on the hour, just like you asked. How's the vacay?
• Lori: It's ama-a-a-a-a-zing here!
• Bobby: What? Oh, I lost you there for a sec.
• Lori: Oh, I was just saying how much I love Scotland!
• Bobby: Babe! (breaks up)
• Lori: Wait, you're breaking up. I can't hear you!
• Bobby: Babe, I can't hear you!
• Lori: (breaking up) I love Scot-
• Bobby: Babe!
• Lori: B-br-breaking up... y-y-you!
• Bobby: Wait, what?!
• Lori: Brea-breaking up... you! Stupid phone. (hangs up)
• Ronnie Anne: Did Lori just break up with you?
• Bobby: She said she's in love with some other guy!
• Ronnie Anne: Well, don't just stand there! You can't let some other guy be her Boo-Boo Bear!
• Bobby: Heck no, I can't! There's only one Boo-Boo Bear, and that's me! Looks like I'm going to Scotland! (bikes out of the mercado, but heads back inside) Wait!
• Ronnie Anne: Huh?
• Bobby: What was I thinking? You can't ride a bike to Scotland..(grabs helmet) Without a helmet.

(Back in Scotland, our heroes reached shore)

• Lincoln: Okay, everyone, so what do you say we meet some Louds? Hmmm...Hey, let's ask that fisherman where we can find them.
• Lincoln: Excuse me? We traveled halfway around the world to meet our relatives. We're the Louds. Do you know where we can-
• Fisherman: Louds? Louds?! (bolts) LOUDS! LOUDS! LOUDS! LOUDS!"
• Lynn: Think he's coming back?
• Lincoln: Don't worry, everyone. I bet there are Louds this way. Follow me.
• Scrooge McDuck: Ah, Bonnie Scotland. I'd forgotten how beautiful it was.
• Lynn: Let's do this!
• Lana: Whoa, cool!
• Lola: What the sheep?
• Lisa: Hmmm. Quaint, yet illogical. Just like that door over there.
• Mrs. Turnberry: Have a lovely day, my dear.
• Angus: Watch your step, Mrs. Turnberry.
• Mrs. Turnberry: Thank you, Angus. Someday someone will help us fix this silly town.
• Angus: One can only hope, ma'am.
• Lisa: Looks like someone failed Door Making 101.
• Lincoln: Hey, I bet those signs will tell us where to look.
• Lynn: Or not.
• Lisa: Someone failed Sign Making 101, too.
• Car Driver: How do I get out of here?!
• Luna: Dudes, look at that!
• Bell Ringer: It's nine o'clock and all is WELLLL!
• Lincoln: Never seen that before.
• Lynn Sr.: Rita, they have a fish shop, and a chip shop!
• Fish Shoppe Owner: The fish goes on the chips!
• Chip Shoppe Owner: No, the chips go on the fish!
• Fish Shoppe Owner: Nobody likes cold fish!
• Chip Shoppe Owner: You're a cold fish!
• Fish Shoppe Owner: Well, you married me, didn't ya?
• Luna: This place is crazy town.
• Lynn: Heh, talk about bonkers.
• Lola: Who's running this show?
• Leni: (to random citizens) Have a nice day, Scott! Hi, Scott! Hey, Scott!
• -Leni, why are you calling everyone Scott?
• Leni: "Um, we're in Scott-land. Duh.
• -Just because were in Scotland does not mean everyone is a Scott
• Leni: What's up, Scott? You must be-Scott...
• Scott: Yeah. How did you know that?
• Lori: Leni!
• Leni: Uh, bye, Scott from Scotland...That was Scott!
• Fisherman: Hey, Angus. You're not gonna believe who's here! Look!
• Woman Villager: Are those the Louds?
• Angus: (gasps) Well, blow my bagpipes!
• Lori: Oh, hi!
• Lola: Hello!
• Lori: Everyone is so friendly.
• Angus: Pardon me. Are you really Louds?
• Lynn Sr.: Yeah, we sure are!
• Angus: (laughs) Then welcome to Loch Loud!
• Lincoln: Loch Loud?
• Angus: That's right, lad. This town was founded by your ancestors!

(The Town is named For You starts playing)

[Angus]

You see, about 400 years ago

Our village rose to fame

By a family who founded all

I believe you know the name

But we lost our leaders, lost our way

We've never been the same

That family's name was Loud

And now you've come home again!

[Angus, Louds, and Heroes]

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you (x3)

It's hard to believe, it's crazy but true

This town is named for you!

[Angus]

And 400 years we've waited

With a hope as strong as stone

For the Louds to come back home again

We've yearned

In this glorious castle on the hill

We've been awaiting you

My Louds, at last, you've returned

Come on!

(Inside the castle, a woman in the bathroom hears music coming from the window and is shocked to see Angus bringing the Louds and our heroes over making her nervous)

[All]

This town is named for you, yes

This town is named for you (x3)

It's hard to believe, it's crazy but true

This town is named for you!

[Angus]

This town is named for you!

Leni: 'For You' is a weird name for a town.

Meeting Angus, Morag, the dragon, and a ghost

• Rita: Uh, I-I'm sorry, but who are you?
• Angus: Oh, ha! Forgive me. I'm Angus, the groundskeeper here at Loud Castle.
• Scrooge McDuck: Well, bless me bagpipes. Angus, is that you me lad?
• Angus: McDuck! It been awhile since we last met.
• -Wait, you know him, Uncle Scrooge?
• Angus: Ah yes. You see the McDuck and the Loud families have been the fondest of neighbors for many centuries here in Scotland.
• Scrooge McDuck: Ah, always looking out for your friends and families, eh?
• Angus: Always and forever. And speaking of families, I welcome you to your ancestral home. (showing the inside of the Loud Castle)
• Rita: So fancy...
• Lola: This is more like it.
• Lynn: Wowie... wow.
• Lincoln: I can't believe Louds lived here.
• Rita: We could fit a hundred of our houses in here.
• -Are you kidding? We could fit a 1000 in here.
• -Better yet. We could the next family reunion in the castle.

(The woman from before rushed to get dressed and sees our heroes and the Loud Family)

• Woman: Oh me, oh my! Do my eyes decieve me? Why, you're, um...
• Angus: Louds!
• Woman: Yes, I heard the song, Angus. Everyone in Scotland heard the song.
• Angus: Our dreams have come true, Morag! Louds are back after 400 years!
• Morag: Ho-oh, my! (whispers to Angus) Put. Me. Down.
• Angus: Oh, sorry! Sorry. Loud family, may I introduce Morag, the castle caretaker.
• Lola: Oh! Would you care to take my bag?
• Rita: Lola! Heh heh, sorry.
• Angus: I can barely believe Louds have returned to their rightful place!
• Rita: Well, for a week.
• Angus: A week? Not forevermore?
• Morag: Oh, let's not pry, Angus. The family is only here on holiday. Yes, well I do hope you enjoy your visit. You’ll find lovely accommodations in the village.
• Angus: Or they can stay here! It's their family's castle after all.
• Lana: You mean it?
• Lynn Sr.: We can stay?
• Lynn: Yes, yes, yes!
• Morag: Mmph... what a…marvelous idea.
• Lucy: I've never been so excited.
• Leni: Should we call you 'Aunty Morag'?
• Morag: Oi! Hands off the antiques!
• Lynn Sr.: Oh.
• Morag: "Oh my.
• Lynn Sr.: It was like that already.
• Lynn Sr.: That one's on me.
• Lincoln: Uh, Mr. Angus, sir, what can you tell us about our ancestors?
• Angus: Oh. A grander clan this land has never seen!
• Luna: Whoa.
• Lynn: Whoa-ho!
• Lana: No… way!
• Lisa: Am I experiencing double vision?
• Lynn Sr.: It’s old-timey us!
• Leni: When did we pose for this?
• Lori: Ten girls and one boy. Literally just like us.
• Lucy: That’s amazing.
• Luna: Yes!
• Lincoln: Yeah… How about that?
• Morag: Just a week. Only for a week.
• Angus: Would you fancy a look at the rest of the castle?
• Louds: Yes!
• Luan: Last one to their room is a Scotch egg! Get it?
• Morag: Oh!
• Leni: No, I don’t!
• Morag: No touching!
• Lola: It’s just impossible to find good help these days.
• Luan: Woo-hoo!
• Morag: Oh! No roughhousing. Hey, you! Hey, hands off the tapestries. Tapestries!
• Lincoln: So, let me guess. The sisters were all special, right?
• Angus: Oh, aye. All were exceptional. Our loch has never seen anything quite like the Loud lassies.
• Lincoln: Of course…
• Angus: But, there was also-
• Lynn: Oh, Stinkin'!
• Luan: Lincoln!
• Lola: Lincoln!
• Luna: Come here!
• Lana: Hurry!
• Lisa: Chop, chop!
• Lincoln: Sorry, Angus, I gotta go. What? What is it?!
• Lori: You have to see this!
• Lincoln: Wow! Look at this!
• Lori: We all get our own rooms!
• Sisters: Lincoln, come look!
• Luna: I can jam in peace!
• Lincoln: Cool!
• Lucy: I can rest in peace.
• Lincoln: Spooky.
• Lola: No more tea parties ruined by Lana's burping!
• Lana: "Wanna bet?" (burps)
• Lori: My room has a hot tub.
• Lincoln: Yeah, I noticed.
• Lisa: I've found my happy place!
• Lily: Boom-boom!
• Leni: Mine has a fashion runway!
• Lincoln: Styling.
• Luan: Mine is big enough to be a comedy club!
• Lynn: Haha! We each have our own bathroom!
• Siblings: What?!
• -Don't you kid with us.
• -That is part of the family ultimate dreamhouse.
• -We're not joking.
• Lynn: I'm gonna take, like, a hundred leaks a day!
• Angus: Ah, there you are, lad! Now, before you were whisked away, I tried to tell you that the most special of all your ancestors was the Duke.
• Lincoln: The Duke?
• Angus: Aye. And don’t you know, you’ll be staying in his room.
• Lincoln: Whoa... Wait. The boy in the painting was the Duke?
• Angus: Aye.
• Lincoln: Hang on. The boy in the painting with the white hair was the Duke?
• Angus: Aye.
• Lincoln: The boy in the painting with the white hair that had ten sisters and looked just like ME…was the Duke?!"
• Angus: The one and only! He was the most special Loud there ever was.
• Lincoln: Yes!
• Angus: Far and wide, people knew his name. His deeds were noble. His heart was stout.
• Lynn and Lana: Whoa.
• Lynn: Sweet digs, Stinkin'.
• Lincoln: The boy was the Duke!
• Lana: Whatever tugs your tonsils, bro. Hey, Angus, what's the deal with all the dragon stuff?
• Angus: Ah, so you noticed! If it's dragons you fancy, there's something you should see. Come with me. The reason why dragons are celebrated here is that they are a part of our history.
• Lana: I knew it! Dragons are for reals.
• Lynn: (imitates a buzzer) Sounds like hooey to me.
• Angus: Oh, they’re as real as the tartan in my kilt. In fact, your ancestors had their very own dragon. And when the family left, so did she.
• Lana: Whoa, a dragon cave!
• Lynn: Keep dreamin'.
• Angus: If it’s proof you need, take a look at what your ancestors’ dragon left behind.
• Lynn: Whoa!
• Lana: Oh man, I told you!
• Lynn: This is whack-a-doodle!
• Angus: Miss Lynn, if you wouldn’t mind taking Miss Lily for a moment. Just as we hoped that someday Louds would return…we hoped a dragon would too. (gasps to see that the egg is a empty shell) It’s hatched!
• Lana: You mean there’s a dragon on the loose in here?
• Lily: Uh-oh.
• Angus: No sudden movements. Easy does it. Remain-
• Lynn and Lana: Angus!
• Angus: Ah! Run for your lives!
• Lana: Awww...
• Lily: Puppy dragon!
• Lana: So cute!
• Lynn: Look at that wittle face!
• Lana: We gotta name this little pup!
• Lily: Lela!
• Lana: Lela.
• Luan: I love her so much.
• Lucy: She’s so cute.
• Lisa: Biologically improbable, yet...so adorable.
• Lana: Can we keep her? Can we keep her?
• Rita: Okay. But I am not changing her diaper.
• Luna: Dude, pick a key!
• Rita: Uh, what are you doing, honey?
• Lincoln: Duke-ing.
• Lana: Right in front of us?
• Lola: You know we have our own bathrooms now?
• Lana: Nice toilet paper scarf.
• Leni: Seriously? Pantaloons this time of year?
• Luan: I think Lincoln's gone a little panta-looney. Get it?
• Lincoln: Aah! What the what? At least someone knows royalty when they see it. The rest of you might wanna get on board, 'cause this Loud is about to rule!
• Lynn Sr.: Dinner... is... served.
• Lincoln: I'm okay.

Lynn Sr.: I cooked everything in the castle!

Louds: Whoa!

Lynn Sr.: I ran out of garlic, so I used Gaelic!

Luan: (laughs) Good one, Dad.

• Luan: I call the turkey!
• Rita: Save some for me!
• Lynn: Yay, burritos!
• Morag: This is all your doing!
• Angus: It was my pleasure!
• Angus: What a day! The Louds are back, and so is a dragon! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
• Lily: Bawitotos.
• Rita: I'm so glad we did this.
• Lynn Sr.: (Scottish accent) Aye, m’lady. What a happy clan we have.
• Lincoln: Thanks, Angus.
• Lily: Burritos!
• Lincoln: So, what's a guy gotta do to become the Duke around here?
• Morag: Come again?
• Lincoln: I was thinking about it, and the Duke and I look alike. We both have ten sisters, white hair, a turkey tail, we’re the same height…
• Lily: Dragon.
• Luan: Holy moly, she grows fast!
• Lily: Big girl.
• Lincoln: ...so, the way I see it, A plus B equals me being the new Duke. What do you think?
• Angus: Lincoln, I'm afraid it's not that simple, lad.
• Morag: Wisely spoken. You should listen to Angus.
• Angus: One can only become the Duke by making life better for the people and our village.
• Lincoln: I see. Help the town, and become the Duke. Piece of cake. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do ‘cause tomorrow, I'm gonna Duke this town up! Oh yeah!

• Morag: You fool! Blathering on to that feather-brained boy about becoming the Duke!
• Angus: Oh, the people would love a new Duke.
• Morag: (mocking) 'Oh, the people would love a new Duke!' I don't care a jot about those peasants.
• Angus: "They're not peasants, Morag, they're our neighbors, friends."
• Morag: "Enough of your twattle! Thanks to you flapping your gob, I'm stuck with these hooligans! Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like...
• Angus: Ping-pong balls?
• Morag: Just to reach the bathroom on time!
• Angus: That's rather catchy.
• Morag: Don't you get cheeky with me. My ancestors have cared for this castle in peace and quiet ever since they drove away- I mean, ever since, you know, the first Louds sailed away forever. Oh, I deserve better than to be banished to your wretched hovel.
• Angus: It’s only for a week. And you'll have oodles of quietness here in my little castle. Should I give you the grand tour--Oh. G'night… Morag.
• Lucy: Castle spirits, hear my plea. I summon a Loud from my family. On mystic winds, across Scottish moors, send the girl who once walked these floors.
• Luan: What time is it?
• Lola: It's late.
• Rita: I'm still parachute-lagged.
• Lincoln: What's this about, Luce? I need my Duke sleep.
• Lucy: My family from this world, meet our family from another: Lucille Loud.
• Lucille: (appears from the painting) Charmed, I'm sure.
• Lynn Sr.: G-G-Ghost! (flees and runs into the knight's armor)
• Leni: OMGhost!
• Lana: She's like a glow-in-the-dark Lucy.
• Lucille: It's a pleasure to meet you, and to be home after four-hundred years.
• Lisa: (gasps) Dragons and ghosts?
• Lana: This place has everything!
• Lori: Whoa! She's literally floating.
• Luna: Whoa.
• Leni: Love the see-through look.
• Rita: Honey.
• Lynn Sr.: (waking up) Wha…?
• Rita: We did take this trip to meet relatives.
• Lynn Sr.: Yeah, but not creepy ghosty ones.
• Lucille: I heard that.
• Lynn Sr: (screams)

I'm Gonna Be the New Duke/Convincing the family

• Lincoln: Good morning, Morag.
• Morag: Your athletic supporter, sir?
• Lincoln: Not mine.
• Morag: Dear old Aggie, you so cleverly drove away those royal ruffians to have peace and quiet. How pained you’d be to hear new Louds have returned! Thanks goodness it's only for a week.
• Lynn: I wanna ride her!
• Lana: My turn!
• Lynn: Oh, you found it! Thanks, Morag.
• Morag: Ow. Oh, poor Aggie! Look what those beasts did to you.
• Lisa: Say ah.
• Morag: Ah...
• Lisa: Excellent.
• Leni: La la la la la la la- Is someone there?
• Morag: I-
• Leni: La la la la la la...
• Lily: Poo-poo!
• Morag: Only... for... a week.
• Angus: Good day, lad.
• Lincoln: You got that right. I'm about to become the new Duke! You might wanna tell Morag to start polishing that crown.
• Angus: I certainly will not be doing that.

[Lincoln]

I used to feel like a nobody

'Cause my sisters always steal the spotlight

But now I know that I can be somebody

The most special Loud in all the land

I'm gonna turn some heads around

Make everybody know my name

I'll bring a little Loud into this quiet place

And no one's ever gonna steal my spotlight

I'll be the talk of the town

This comic book's gotta go

Ace Savvy's all you should know

Have a breakfast burrito on me

Step right up to my show

For some magic and gold

You can thank me later 'cause

I'm gonna be the Duke!

It's my time, my turn to be

The new Duke in history

Gonna show my family

I'm ready to rule

I'm gonna be the Duke!

[Angus]

When you help out other people

Don't just do it to be in the spotlight

Or be the talk of the town

Remember, everything you do

It's about them and not you

That's how you live like a Loud

If you want to wear the crown, go make this town a better place

Look into their hearts and make some real change

'Cause magic tricks and short-term fixes are not the answer

You've got to do some good deeds

[Lincoln]

I hear you loud and clear

I have to act more sincere

That's the secret for me to win

'Cause if I do this right

I'll be in the spotlight

You can thank me later 'cause

[Citizens]

He's gonna be the Duke!

[All]

It's my time, my turn to be

The new Duke in history

Gonna show my family

I'm ready to rule

[Citizens]

He's gonna be the Duke!

• Lincoln: So, did I make life better around here or what? Alright. Then how do we make this official?
• Male Villager: We have a coronation!
• Citizens: [chanting] Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke…!
• Morag: Oh, how glorious. Loch Loud will have a new Duke for a week.
• Male Villager #2: [confused] Duke for a week?
• Morag: Actually, six days, eleven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds, but who’s counting?
• Mrs. Turnberry: I burst into dance for a tourist?
• Male Villager #3: Never mind.
• Morag: Such a shame.
• Angus: Lincoln? Take heart, lad. The hard part is over. Our people want you to be the Duke. Now all you need to do is convince your family to move here, eh? Easy peasy.
• Lincoln: How do I look?
• Angus: Oh, brilliant, son. But why a suit?
• Lincoln: It's my blue convincing suit. Patent pending. I wear it whenever I need to talk my family into something. It's never let me down. Right, Lil?
• Lily: Man with Plan.
• Lincoln: (narrating) Whoosh! Scotland, where the Loud clan first rose to prominence. Our family came here on vacation to find our ancestors. We found so much more. We found our town, our castle, our history, and most importantly…we found ourselves."
• Lynn Sr.: So true...
• Lincoln: But soon, our vacation will end.
• Lynn Sr.: AHH! NO!
• Lincoln: Unless we seize the chance of a life time...and fulfill our destiny! How, you may ask? By moving to Scotland, where the Louds can truly live loud.
• Lily: Loud and proud!
• Lincoln: That last part always gets me. So?
• Lynn Sr.: (in Scottish accent) I'm in! Scotland forever!
• Lana: This is all because you wanna be the Duke.
• Lincoln: What? No! It has nothing to do with--
• Luna: Busted, dude.
• Luan: Fat chance, Lincoln.
• Lincoln: Yeah, okay, so maybe it has a little to do with it, but moving here would be wonderful for all of us!
• Rita: Sweetie, we're on vacation. We have a life in Royal Woods.
• Lisa: Not to mention schools.
• Luan: Friends.
• Lola: Adoring fans.
• Rita: We're not moving to Scotland.
• Lincoln: Mom's right, forget it. We should just enjoy our vacation and go back home, to our house with one bathroom.
• Rita: We're moving to Scotland.

Lincoln's Coronation/Loud Castle/The Duchess I Will Be

• Lori: Go, Lincoln!
• Lynn: That’s my brother!
• Lola: Royalty runs in the family.
• Lincoln: A-thank you.
• Morag: Ahem. For four centuries, our loch has been without a duke ever since the first Louds broke our hearts and decided to sail away forever.
• Lucille: I cannot believe my ears.
• Morag: From today on, our village will be duke-less no more. Lincoln Albert Loud, by the powers vested in me...
• Lincoln: Oooh. Cool duke stick.
• Angus: It's the royal scepter, sire.
• Morag: Ahem. By the powers vested in me, I dub thee... thee, uh…I... dub.. thee...Duke.. of...The Duke of Loch Loud.
• Lincoln: Yes!

(Loud Castle starts to play)

Shouting through the empty halls

Just to hear an echo call

Trying to find the bathroom on time

(Oy! Oy! Oy!)

Hopscotch on the royal tiles

Corridors that run for miles

It's the perfect home for the rest of our lives!

Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

Yell, stretch, spreading out

Even got our own town

Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

All the room we'll ever need

It feels good to finally breathe!

Loud! Castle! Loud! Loud Castle!

It's all about me now

Spotlight on Lincoln Loud

Stepping out of the crowd to really shine

Dub me the one and only

The spotlight is on me

And this time it's all mine!

Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

So much empty space

With no one in your face!

Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

Eleven kids, a zillion rooms

I guess it'll have to do!

Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

Home was sweet but so compact

Why would we return to that?!

Loud! Castle! Loud! Loud Castle!

• Lily: Loud Castle! (giggles)
• Lincoln: Ah, isn't this awesome? Us Louds, you two, our friends we brought with us, hanging at the castle... Just like old times.

[Morag sheepishly whimpers, who is holding a tray of shampoo and seething with barely contained rage. She sets it down and exits the castle, exiting the town. She heads to a dock and rows a boat to another land past a rock that is home to sea lions. She keeps walking past a field of sheep towards a storm and wades into a puddle of mud, not noticing or caring that she is dirty nor that there is a frog on her. Finally she reaches a distant cliff surrounded by pouring rain and vents out all of her rage, causing a flock of birds to fly out of a nearby tree.]

• Morag: (livid and screaming) I... HATE... THE... LOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDSSSSS!!!
• Lucy: What a wretched day.
• Lucille: I wish we were out in it. But seriously, cousin, we have an urgent matter to discuss.
• Lucy: Our bond of eternal sadness?
• Lucille: Nay. What I must say, others may not want to hear. Lucy, what Morag said at the coronation is not true. My family did return to Loch Loud. On that fateful day, our hearts were as full as our sails. We longed to be home again.

(Changes to 1600s, as the royal Loud family sails back home)

• 1600s Lisa: I’ve missed me laboratory.
• Lucille: And my coffin.
• 1600s Leni: And me Scott. He’s from Scotland.
• 1600s Louds: We know.
• 1600s Rita: Home is on the horizon. Land ho!
• The Duke: Look, family. It’s our Lolo. She’s come to escort us home.
• 1600s Lynn: That’s our girl!
• 1600s Rita: What’s come over her? She’s turning us away.
• The Duke: How are we to get home?
• Lucille: We’re not.
• The Duke: Ahh!
• Lucille: The dragon forbids it.
• The Duke: But why?
• Lucille: According to ancient lore, the dragon is the protector of the loch, and a Duke’s truest friend, until it deems the Duke worthy no more.
• 1600s Lynn Sr.: Dah! Ding-dang ancient lore!
• The Duke: I’ve done nothing to earn such a fate. Lolo, I command thee to let us pass!
• Lucille: 'Tis no use, dear brother. Our fate has been decided.
• The Duke: I shan’t argue with that. Mother, turn the ship around. And to all, bid your farewell to Loch Loud. Ahh! What now?
• Lucille: Uh, you must give the crown back.
• The Duke: Of course.
• Lucy: That’s so sad. Normally, I like sad, but that’s too much. Why would Morag lie about your family never returning?
• Lucille: Our caretaker Old Aggie! She kept a journal that chronicled everything that happened in the castle. Perhaps the answer lies within its pages. I wonder where it may be?
• Morag: My deviously brilliant, wicked, dear Old Aggie. You were the first to rid this loch of hideous Louds.
• Aggie: Well done, you monstrous, pea-brained cretin.
• Morag: You got rid of your Duke, and I shall get rid of mine!
• Clyde: Hi, Lincoln! How is the best bud that a best bud…could ever have enjoying his vacation?
• Lincoln: You wont believe it, Clyde. Turns out my family is royalty, and I’m the new Duke of Loch Loud!
• Clyde: Holy dream puff! That’s awesome! I guess now that you’re a Duke, you don’t have to worry anymore about whether you’re special.
• Lincoln: Yup! No more being stuck in my sisters’ shadows.
• Clyde: Yes!
• Lincoln: All hail the Duke!
• Clyde: Wait a minute. How are you gonna be the Duke of Loch Loud when you’re back in Royal Woods? Do they have, like, an exchange program?
• Lincoln: Um, not exactly. Which is why…We moved to Scotland. Clyde?
• Clyde: Lincoln! This is the coolest news!
• Lincoln: It is? That’s such a relief. I can’t wait for you to come visit.
• Clyde: Me too! I’d love to visit Scotland. Hey, I gotta go. But call me later ‘cause I wanna hear all about your new super duper amazing life! Needs more cinnamon.
• Lincoln: Ah, what a friend.
• Morag: The sisters. Yes, that’s it.

(The Duchess I'd Be starts to play)

The time has come to play pretend

And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend

And I'll humiliate the boy, you see

And drive the Louds away from me for good

No, no, no, no, no!

I must do more

So that the Louds never set foot upon this shore

To stop them coming after me

I'll need the crown's authority for all to see

The duchess I must be!

It's what you started

I vow to finish

The reign of Louds within this castle will diminish

'Cause if I want tranquility

The duchess I must be!

This foolish town adores that boy

But I'll break their little hearts, oh, what a joy!

And with the dragon on my side

I'll take the Duke up for a royal ride

What an embarrassing turn of events

It's what you started

I vow to finish!

The reign of Louds over this castle will diminish

'Cause if I want tranquility

The duchess I must be

Is it wrong to long for quiet?

Should I just let this family be?

No!

The Louds will sail across the sea

And then this town belongs to me

The duchess I will be!

Lucy: Morag.

Morag: Ahh!

Morag: Why y-you’re… you’re a… a ghost.

Lucille: You told the people that my family sailed away forever. 'Tis not true. I was there.

Morag: I-I-I know only what my ancestors passed down to me.

Lucille: I want to see for myself. Old Aggie’s journal. Where might it be?

Morag: A journal. I-I didn’t know she kept a journal.

Lucy and Lucille: We’ve got our eyes on you.

Village Disaster/The Duke No More

• Morag: Bravo, Miss Luna. Bravo.
• Luna: Aww, thanks, Morag dude! Rock on.
• Morag: Indeed, heh. May I ask, why hide your musical light under a bushel?
• Luna: I’d tell you if I knew what that meant.
• Morag: Well, the village has not heard such stunning bagpipery since the golden age of your ancestors.
• Luna: Whoa. I had no idea my oldies liked to rock.
• Morag: Yes. They excelled in many things. Music, fashion, sport, wise crackery. It was those who put the loud in Loch Loud.
• Luna: (fascinated) Whoa.
• Morag: Oh, how the people would love for that golden age to return with you lassies.
• Luna: I’m snacking what you’re packing!
• Morag: (confused) Uh… come again?"
• Luna: I’m in, dude! I’ll go tell the other lassies.
• Leni: Ooh, a letter! Say thanks to Lisa, big metal bee. I’m supes excited! My sisters and I are gonna perform in the village!
• Scott: And you’ll look smashing in this new dress.
• Leni: Oopsie.
• Scott: (laughs) Quite funny.
• Lincoln: For my next spellbinding act of magic, I need one crown. Voila!
• Angus: Oh, dear.
• Lincoln: Royal crown, I see thee so. But this Duke is hungry. And he wants a burrito!
• Lily: Ta-da!
• Lincoln: (sighs) My bad, Lil. I didn't give you enough time for the switcheroo.
• Angus: Oh, no, sire. It was jolly good enchantment. Now, Sir Duke, I believe it's time for you to seize the royal day and go to the village and serve your people.
• Lincoln: Um, I think me and Lil will stay here and work on our trick.
• Angus: Oh, but sire, the people have been waiting 400 years for their Duke to make their loch a finer place.
• Lincoln: 'Well, when you put it that way...Lil, your big bro's got some important Duke business to do.
• Angus: A banner job, sire. Our chimneys have needed a keen spiffying for centuries.
• Lincoln: Uh-huh. How many more?
• Angus: One down, just four-hundred and thirty-two to go.
• [The camera pans to show a particular number of chimneys smoking. Lincoln groans, until a crowd cheering in the distance catches his and Angus’ ears.]
• Lincoln: [smiling confidently] "Well, it’s worth it if the people are happy.
• Angus: [confused] "Sire, I’m not certain where that’s coming from."
• [A flyer blows into the wind, landing smack middle onto Lincoln’s face. He takes it off and looks at it, seeing an all too familiar photo that has ten girls on it.]
• Lincoln: What?! Not again!
• Angus: Lincoln? Is everything alright?
• Luan: When is a piece of wood like a king? (as Mr. Coconuts) When it’s a ruler.
• Scott: And here’s Leni Loud. She’s the talk of the Highlands.
• Citizens: Ooooooh!
• Lola: This is what talent looks like, people! Yeah! Oh yeah. Drink in the talent!
• Citizens: Loud sisters, hoo! Loud sisters, ha! Loud sisters, ho ho ho!
• Morag: Oh, poor, poor Duke.
• Lincoln: It’s not fair! I’m the Duke. I’m supposed to be the most special Loud of all!
• Morag: Not stuck in your sisters’ shadows.
• Lincoln: That’s what I always say.
• Morag: Is it now? Hmm… There must be something we can do…to put a proper spotlight on our dear Duke.
• Lincoln: Yeah…
• Lincoln: Ooh. What about that?
• Morag: What about what, sire?
• Lincoln: "hat! I could ride the dragon just like my ancestor.
• Morag: Brilliant idea, sire. I can just picture it. The people watch you soar overhead, then break into cheers. More certain than ever that you are the most special Loud there ever was.
• Lincoln: This is gonna be so awesome!
• Morag: Oh, yes. More than you could ever imagine.

Lincoln: Hello, my people!

• Luna: Lincoln?
• Lincoln: Go, Lela! Woo-hoo!
• Lynn Sr.: This is amazing.
• Lincoln: Duked it!
• Woman Villager: No one's ridden a dragon here in centuries.
• Male Villager: He drew his own face!
• Lola: Hey! Adoring fans?!
• Lincoln: Yes!
• Morag: Time for some real spectacle.
• Lincoln: Lela, what are you doing?!
• Lori: Lincoln!
• Lynn: My baby bro!
• Lincoln: Why... can't... I steer you?
• Rita: Lincoln!
• Lynn Sr.: This way! C'mon!

• Lisa: There he is!
• Lola: Lincoln!
• Lincoln: Ahh! Get out of the way!
• Luan: Oh no! We're in tuh-rubble! Get it?
• Lincoln: Oh, no...Don't worry! heh heh... I can fix everything. I'm the Duke, remember? Here, watch...See? Good as new!
• Chips Shoppe Owner: No!
• Lincoln: It's okay. You still have the fish shoppe!
• Scott: Oh, that is a relief.
• Woman Villager: How could ya? We trusted ye!
• Bearded Man: I loved that chippie!
• Lori: Lincoln!
• Luan: What a mess!
• Leni: It’s a disaster.
• Lana: This place is trashed!
• Luna: Total bummer...
• Morag: "Oh, don't be sad... Lela did precisely what she was asked to do. That's it. Good girl...Morag needs you to be big and strong.

(Meanwhile)

• Angus: Even dukes have bad days, sire...
• Lincoln: Bad day? Try worst day ever. From the worst duke ever.
• Angus: Aw... it hurts me to hear you say such a thing...The people need you now more than ever.
• Lori and Luan: Lincoln!
• Lisa: Lincoln?
• Lori: Hey, everyone! I found him! Are you alright?!
• Lynn Sr.: How you doing, buddy?
• Rita: We were worried about you, honey.
• Lola: Yeah, you really bombed out there!
• All: Lola!
• Luan: Not funny.
• Luna: Totally uncool, dude.
• Lola: If you'll let me finish...We all blow it sometimes. (whispers) Even me…
• Luan: We want you to know that we talked about it, and tomorrow, we're gonna help you rebuild the town.
• Lincoln: Really? Aw... you guys are the best.
• Angus: Well, of course they are! They're Louds.
• Lincoln: Do you think the people'll forgive me?
• Angus: If there's one thing I know about our people, it's that they don't keep a grudge.

• -What's the matter with you, ???
• -Oh, just running from some bad.
• -How bad we're talking?
• Pooh: Um, fellas, we seemed to have some small problems.
• -What do you mean?
• -We have company.
• -Oh that's not bad.

(Suddenly a chanting of the angry citizens comes towards the castle)

• Crowd: (shouting) GO HOME, DUKE! GO HOME, DUKE!
• -Yeah, in the form of angry mob.
• Loch Loud Citizen ???: We’ve lost everything!
• Woman: Out with you!
• Fisherman: Leave our Loch!
• -So, what was that about not holding a grudge.
• Lynn Sr.: They’re just blowing off some steam.
• -That's blowing off steam?
• Luan: Aw, they'll come 'round.
• Luna: Just give 'em time, bro.
• Lincoln: No. They're right.
• Angus: Sire, no... I beg of you...
• Lincoln: (shattered) I don't deserve to be the Duke...(turns to his family) Can we go home now?
• Morag: Toodle pip! Bye-bye! I wouldn’t want this to be seen by the wrong eyes. Now, dear Aggie, it’s time I fulfilled my destiny. (throws Aggie's journal into the fireplace)

(As Morag and the villains leave, Lucille comes from hiding and save the rest of the journal from burning and discovers Aggie's dark secret)

• Lucille: Gasp! It cannot be. Old Aggie betrayed us!

Morag's Coronation/Takeover/Heroes realized the truth

• Morag: My dearest friends, thanks to you the Louds will be gone forevermore!

(The crowd cheers while Angus sigh in sadness)

• Loch Loud Citizen ???: Glad that's over. Back home we go.
• Morag: Oh, sorry, almost forgot to mention. Before the Loud skedaddled off, they requested that I be crowned duchess! I was like, "Me? What?" And they were like, "Yeah, totally, you're the best." It was so embarrassing. But how could I say no? (holds up crown)
• Crowd: (gasps)
• Morag: So let's get on with it. Trumpets, robe, adoration. Bye the power vested in me, blahaddy blah blah, Angus dubs me the Duchess of Loch Loud!
• Angus: You can't do this
• Morag: Silence you ninny. Oh, for argyle sake. (place the crown on herself and laughs menacingly as crowd shout, "Duchess")
• Angus: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The Louds did no such thing. I was there. They never gave you the crown
• Morag: (groans)
• Loch Loud Citizen ???: Angus is as honest as the day is long. Is it true, Morag?
• Morag: You know what? I could lie. But why bother? Guilty as accused!
• Crowd: (gasps in shocked)
• Angus: Our people deserve better than a liar and a thief.

(Suddenly the villains appear)

• -It would seem that you can't drag this out any more, Morag.
• -Yes, Angus does seem to be too "loyal" to the Louds.
• -Such a pity.
• Angus: Who the blazes are you?
• Grand Duke: Oh dear, now I've gone and spoiled the surprise. Oh, always doing that. But you see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that those cretins or their pals does not return!
• -Just like before with the first Louds.
• Angus: Morag, what's are they talking about?
• -You still haven't figured it out? Let us spell it out for you.
• -Morag's ancestor, Aggie made sure that the first Louds would never return to Loch Loud.
• -Just like Morag did again with the current Loud family.
• Crowd: (gasped in shocked)
• -Thus history repeats itself. And thanks to everyone here, turning against them, no Loud will ever take the throne again.
• Malificent: Listen well, all of you. You all have a choice now: Bow and serve your new rulers of the duchess or perish we you stand.
• Loch Loud Citizen ???: We willnae stand for this! Impostor!
• -We'll take that as a no.
• Morag: Very well. I tried doing it the nice way. Now I'll do it my way. (using the power of the purple gem, she summons Lela, now fully grown, under her control)
• -So, any other complaints?
• -We thought so.
• -You have 1 hour to leave this island and...never...come...back.

(Lucielle sees from afar and goes to warn the Louds and our heroes)

(Back on the boat)

• Lana: We've been run out of lots of malls before, but never a whole country.
• Leni: (crying) I didn't get to say goodbye to Scott
• Lily: Lela!
• Lucy; Or Lucille
• Luna: Yo Luce, looks like you'll get a chance.
• Lucy: Gasp!
• Lucille: Cousins! Cousins!
• Lucy: Lucille.
• Lucille: I come with grave news
• Lucy: The best kind
• Lucille: Not this time, Lucy. Morag has stolen the crown from our family and made herself duchess
• -WHAT!?!?
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• Lisa: That's neferaious
• Lola: She can't do that!
• Lucy: We knew Morag can't be trusted
• Lincoln: But I did trust her
• Lucille: I fear it gets worse.
• Lincoln: Of course it does.
• Lucille: Morag has allied herself who horrible people and has taken over the castle.
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• Lucille: Morag is using the dragon to chase away the people of Loch Loud
• -WHAT?!?!
• Lincoln: How?
• Lucille: With the ancient dragon stone. It can turn a good dragon evil.
• Lincoln: Wait my dragon ride. That's why I couldn't control Lela! She was under Morag's power
• Lisa: Translation, Morag wrecked the village not you.
• -The more I think about, what if it wasn't the first time the dragon stone was used.
• -What do you mean?
• -What if the dragon stone control the dragon before to make sure the royal Loud family never came back?
• Lucille: Yes, one of those monsters mention Aggie doing this atrocity.
• -But the question is why would Morag do this? I thought everyone loved the Loud family.
• Lucille: I'm afraid our old caretaker Aggie couldn't stand us making such a racket; so she drove us away from our home and made sure we never came back.
• -Just like Morag was doing earlier.
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• Princess Jasmine: It was all a lie, wasn't it?
• Sora: So she's used us along with the Loud Family?! We were just pawns of your plans so that she can dispose of us to have peace and quiet?
• Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!!!
• Rainbow Dash: I can't believe that witch Morag would stoop so low like that! I mean, who knows how much damage she'll do to Loud Loch?
• Lincoln: It still my fault. I wanted to be the duke so badly, I let Morag trick me. And now, those people will lose their homes. I've gotta do something about this.
• Lynn: No, we all do.
• Lori: You're always helping us.
• Leni: This time, we're helping you.
• -Because there's one mistake Morag and those villains underestimated about a Loud.
• -When you mess with one of us.
• -You mess with all of us.
• -And I do mean all of us.
• -Come on Lincoln. Let save our town.
• Angus: Careful now. Hurry. Come on, this way.
• Lincoln: Angus!
• Angus: Blow me bagpipes! Sire! Sisters! You’re back! But I’m afraid Morag is as mad as a March hare!
• Lincoln: We know, and we’ve got a plan to get that scepter and save the village.

Winning the Crown Back/Final Battle

• Morag: I'd say day one as being duchess has been a smashing success. (relaxing in the tub) Peace and quiet at last.
• Lincoln: (on PA) Testing one, two, three.
• Morag: WHAT!?!?
• -You got to be kidding.
• Lincoln: Let's start the show!
• Morag: The Louds!
• -What is it going to take to get rid of those meddling kids!
• Lynn Sr.: I don't ding-dang get it?
• Rita: A boat, a crown, a muscle-arm?
• Lynn Sr.: And a smiley face poop? What is Leni trying to tell us?
• Lily: Boat go bye-bye.
• Rita and Lynn Sr.: (screams) Kids!
• Lynn Sr.: Starboard! Starboard! Starboard!
• Rita: What does that mean?
• Lynn Sr.: I don't know!
• Morag: I thought I was done with you! Show yourselves, you deplorable, knee-high plonkers!
• Lincoln: Okay, girls. Operation: Get The Scepter From Morag And Save The Village Before It’s Too Late And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation is a go! Luan, you’re up.
• Luan: There once was a Duchess named Morag. Whose hair smelled look like a floor rag! When she stole the crown. Everyone frowned. 'Cause now their ruler was a poo-bag! (laughs)
• Luna: Come on, feel the noise!
• Lori: Fore! Leni, go!
• Leni: Yay!
• Morag: AAH! My eyes!
• Lola: That teeth whitening was worth it!
• Lisa: Oops, sorry.
• Lincoln: Lucy, you know what to do!
• Lucy: Moraaaag, catch me if you can.
• Lucille: Gotcha.
• Lucy: I was almost a goner. Maybe next time.
• Morag: FIRE!
• Rita: Angus! What is going on?!
• Angus: Oh, my dear Louds, it’s madness!
• Rita: Where are the kids?!
• Angus: Oh, you know, just battling a fire-breathing dragon. This way.
• Lynn Sr.: Wait! I’m not ready. Now I’m ready!
• Angus: Blow me bagpipes!
• Lincoln: That’s it, Luce! Keep coming, keep coming! Here we go. It’s my turn. I can do this! Yes! I’m on the dragon! Ah! I’m on the dragon! Easy now.
• Morag: Fire! You!
• Lincoln: I'm not letting you get away with it! Let go!
• Morag: Never!
• Lincoln: You stole it!
• Morag: It’s mine!
• Lucy: Lincoln needs our help. We have to get the others.
• Morag: I command you to let go!
• Lincoln: 'Command'? Is that what this is all about? Power?!
• Morag: Ha! No, this crown will guarantee...no Louds ever bother me again!
• Lincoln: Hate to bother you, but...
• Luna: "Lincoln!
• Lola: We're coming!
• Lana: Holy moly!
• Lynn Sr.: [spotting Lincoln] Ah! There he is!
• Rita: My baby!
• Luan: We're here, little brother! Don't worry!
• Lily: No, Lela!
• Morag; Oh, you really bungled it. You should have sailed away when you had the chance.
• -You're not going to hurt Lincoln's family.
• -Why not? Nobody even knows he even exist.
• -He does too exist.
• -Oh really? Tell us something. When was the last time Lincoln was appreciated by his own town?
• -When was the last time he get any praise for what he does before coming the duke?
• -When was the last time did anybody care about Lincoln Loud without any of you tagging along?
• -We've keeping an eye on you for months and we see that you 10 girls are the stars; and Lincoln's just a footnote in your success.
• Lori: That's not true.
• Leni: Yeah, we do too recognized Lincoln.
• -Oh really?
• Dr. Facilier: Well it didn't seem that way a few weeks ago. (shows flashback to Lynn's Table) Look you, having everything you ever achieved: Awards, photos, feeling special for all the stuff that you do.
• -And what does Lincoln get? Shoved to the sidelines, a scooter to the face, and locked out in the cold. Where was his love and appreciation?
• -And even in the square today, you got all the fans while he gets nothing but getting shunned even though he was the duke.
• -Face it, with you girls getting all the love and feeling special, Lincoln Loud doesn't even exist.
• -I'm even surprised that his own parents are so proud of their daughters they barely remember they even have a son.
• -Mostly everywhere you go: billboards, posters, television, it's always about you 10. And Lincoln...is just a shadow in your success that's not there.
• -Perhaps they need to be removed from the picture...permanently.
• Siege: All right, let's crush some heroes!
• Wraith: I've got a better idea, Siege. Let's roast them.
• Morag: A marvelous idea.
• - The only way you're get to them is to go through us!
• -And us.
• -That...can be arranged.
• Morag: Now prepared to be loud no more! Fire!
• Lincoln: NO!!!! (holds the crown)
• Morag: Stop!!!
• Lori: Lincoln!
• Lincoln: You want the crown so bad?! Come and get it!
• Lynn Sr.: Lincoln!
• Luan: Don't do this!
• Morag: "Lela...
• Luna: No!
• Lana: Lincoln!
• Luan: What do we do now?!
• Lynn Sr.: Just don't panic. Don't panic! Don't panic! DON'T PANIC!
• Morag: Oh, what a pity. Nowhere to run.
• Lincoln: This isn't the way to get what you want. Maybe you can tell everyone you're sorry.
• Morag: Why yes, I could... if I were a hare-brained fool! Now give me the crown.
• Lincoln: Never, Morag.
• Morag: It's 'Duchess' to you.
• Lincoln: You can have all the crowns in the world, but you'll never be the Duchess.
• Morag: You will never be special. Just plain, boring Lincoln Loud.
• Morag: Always in your sisters' shadows, just where you belong.
• Lincoln: You're wrong. I'm the fifth-best junior magician in Royal Woods.
• Morag: What?
• Lincoln: What enchantment is this?
• Morag: Enough! No more tricks!
• Lincoln: Except one. Presto!
• Morag: Dragon, obliterate this ninny and bring me the crown! What...? Oh dear.
• Lily: Ta-da! Lela!
• Morag: No!
• Lincoln and Lily: Backup plan!
• Lincoln: We did it! Way to go, Lily!
• Morag: All I wanted was my peace and quiet...AND I WILL HAVE IT! Give me the crown!
• Lincoln: LET GO!
• Lily: LINCOOOOOOOOLN!
• Lincoln: Gotcha, Lil! Wait, what? Lela!
• Lily: Good girl.

New Duke of Loch Loud/My Way Back Home

• Lynn Sr.: Slow down, Rita!
• Rita: Careful, sweetie.
• Lynn Sr.: [hitting the ground) Ow!
• Lily: Wiwy flying dragon!
• Morag: Let me go, you horrid beast!
• Luan: That was awesome!
• Rita: My babies!
• Lynn Sr.: Oh, Lela, we can't thank you enough.
• Lana: Way to go, Lincoln.
• Leni: We love you, Lela.
• Mrs. Turnberry: To the Louds! For saving our home!"
• Angus: To Lincoln, whom history will remember as the loudest of the Louds!
• Woman Villager: We're sorry we doubted you.
• Loch Loud Citizens: Duke Loud hoo! Duke Loud ha! Duke Loud ha, ha, ha!
• Angus: Our duke is back,
• Lana: What are you waiting for, Linc? Put that baby on.
• Lola: If you don't, I will.
• -Lincoln, is something the matter?
• Lincoln: Ever since we came here, I wanted this crown more than anything. I thought if I had it, I'd finally be special like my sisters. When I wore it, all I cared about was what it would do for me, not what I could do for you. I'm sorry for being selfish. The thing is, someone kept trying to tell me what it means to wear the crown, but I wouldn't listen. I'm sorry for that too.
• -Well, if not you, then who?
• Lincoln: There's only one who deserves to where the crown. Angus, with the power vested in me
• Angus: Lad no.
• Lincoln: By the royal Loud family
• Angus: I can't.
• Lincoln: I dub thee the Duke of Loch Loud!
• Angus: No, no, I'm just a simple groundskeeper.
• Loch Loud Citizen: Oh, you're so much more
• Louh Loud Citizen: You're like family
• Loch Loud: You've always been for us.
• -They're right you know.
• -You been helping the entire country for years in the royals name, because you care for everyone.
• -A true duke, no what who they are, cares for the kingdom that includes the people you help, should truly wear that crown.
• -A descendant or just a groundskeeper.
• -Yeah, and besides if the last duke were here now, he would agree.
• ???: The people have spoken, Angus.
• -Who said that?
• -Look up there!
• -Is that--?
• Lincoln: The Duke.

(Everyone stood in gasps seeing not only Lucille but all the ghosts of the entire Loch Loud family)

• Lisa: Astonsing
• Luan: Our family
• Luna: Yo, cuz
• Lynn Sr: Tweleve more ghosts. (laughs) That's fine. I'm totally fi-(faints)
• The Duke: A more worthy duke I've ever laid eyes upon. For you are the true caretaker of our home and us all.
• Angus: Thank you, your Dukeship. (Lincoln laid the crown on Angus' head) Well, blow me bagpipes.
• Loch Loud Citizen: So, Duke, what about me fish shop
• Loch Loud Citizen: What about me chip shop?
• Scott: What about her?
• Morag: Oh dear. Unhand me beast!
• Angus: The dragon is the true guardian of the loch. She shall decide Morag's fate.
• Morag: (laughs) The joke's on you, you scaly, putrid lummox! You gave me my peace and quiet.

(Suddenly, Morag sees herself surrounded by 13 familiar loud seals)

• Morag: What? No. No! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
• Lana: Lincoln, you giving the crown to Angus was the coolest!
• Luna: You're a good dude, dude.
• Lori: But, all that stuff about you not feeling special...
• Lynn: What was that?
• Lincoln: You're all so good at everything. You when trophies, get your pictures taken, and...I wanted to be special too.
• Lola: Lincoln, you are special
• Lincoln: I am?
• -Of course you are.
• -I mean, who else who have the skills to handle all the chaos 13 people could make in one house, all the time
• -Certainly not us.
• -It's like you said before, it's always better to help your family than outsmart them.
• -Even though most of Royal Woods only see your sisters.
• -Your the real caretaker of the family. Perhaps even all of Royal Woods.
• Lori: Yeah. Just like how Angus takes care of everyone in Loch Loud.
• Luan: You take care of us.
• Luna: Everyday, bro.
• Lana: For reals.
• Leni: That's why you're the most special brother ever.
• -In fact,....
• -We got you a little something.
• Lincoln: What's this? (opens it a reveals...) A trophy?
• -We wanted to surprised you at your coronation.
• Scrooge McDuck: Took me much gold to make this for you, so don't waste it!
• -And if you look on the back there's an inscription on the back.
• -It says, "This person can handle any plans much faster.
• -To peculiar things that will end up a disaster.
• -Though the odds to him may be 1 to 10.
• -He still saves the day, again and again
• -Of all the things his family has won
• -Is having a kind, depending, and lovable son.
• -With this inscription in mind, as they are ever so proud
• -That this trophy goes to the most special person ever, Lincoln Loud.
• Lori: Literally
• Lana: That's right.
• Luan: I'll say.
• Lisa; Indubitably
• Lincoln: Hmmm. I'm good with that.
• Lily: I love you, Lincoln.
• All: Awww. (hugs)
• Lucy: Warm feelings.

(My Way Back Home starts to play as everyone beings rebuilding the town of Loch Loud, and the Louds chatting with their ghostly relatives)

Overlooked and overshadowed

How will I stand out?

Maybe now I can be

Here on this side of the sea

With all my family standing beside me

They might just be the key

Can I find my kind of connection

And a whole new direction to call my own?

Staring back at my own reflection

With the love and affection that I know

I’ll always find my way back home

• Angus: I’ll miss you, lad.
• Lincoln: If you ever need any Duke advice, you can call me.
• Angus: Deal. You are, after all, the Man with the Plan.
• Lincoln and Angus: Patent pending.
• Lola: 'Kay, bye!
• Lisa: We'll be sure to write!
• Lincoln: Ah, that was one vacation we'll never forget.
• Lana: That's right!
• Lori: Literally.
• Lola: So long, adoring fans! Try not to miss me too much!
• Bobby: Scotland! Finally! Excuse me. I'm looking for a girl named Lori Loud. Can you tell me where she is? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
• Clyde: Welcome home, buddy.
• Lincoln: Thanks, Clyde. Mm-mm-mm.
• Clyde: Huh?
• Lincoln: Just the right amount of cinnamon.