Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Loud House Movie/Transcript (section)

==='''''Meeting Angus, Morag, the dragon, and a ghost'''''===

* Rita: Uh, I-I'm sorry, but who are you?
* Angus: Oh, ha! Forgive me. I'm Angus, the groundskeeper here at Loud Castle.
* Scrooge McDuck:  Well, bless me bagpipes. Angus, is that you me lad?
* Angus: McDuck! It been awhile since we last met.
* -Wait, you know him, Uncle Scrooge?
* Angus: Ah yes. You see the McDuck and the Loud families have been the fondest of neighbors for many centuries here in Scotland.
* Scrooge McDuck: Ah, always looking out for your friends and families, eh?
* Angus: Always and forever. And speaking of families, I welcome you to your ancestral home. (showing the inside of the Loud Castle)
* Rita: So fancy...
* Lola: This is more like it.
* Lynn: Wowie... wow.
* Lincoln: I can't believe Louds lived here.
* Rita: We could fit a hundred of our houses in here.
* -Are you kidding? We could fit a 1000 in here.
* -Better yet. We could the next family reunion in the castle.

(The woman from before rushed to get dressed and sees our heroes and the Loud Family)

* Woman: Oh me, oh my! Do my eyes decieve me? Why, you're, um...
* Angus: Louds!
* Woman: Yes, I heard the song, Angus. Everyone in Scotland heard the song.
* Angus: Our dreams have come true, Morag! Louds are back after 400 years!
* Morag: Ho-oh, my! (whispers to Angus) Put. Me. Down.
* Angus: Oh, sorry! Sorry. Loud family, may I introduce Morag, the castle caretaker.
* Lola: Oh! Would you care to take my bag?
* Rita: Lola! Heh heh, sorry.
* Angus: I can barely believe Louds have returned to their rightful place!
* Rita: Well, for a week.
* Angus: A week? Not forevermore?
* Morag: Oh, let's not pry, Angus. The family is only here on holiday. Yes, well I do hope you enjoy your visit. You’ll find lovely accommodations in the village.
* Angus: Or they can stay here! It's their family's castle after all.
* Lana: You mean it?
* Lynn Sr.: We can stay?
* Lynn: Yes, yes, yes!
* Morag: Mmph... what a…marvelous idea.
* Lucy: I've never been so excited.
* Leni: Should we call you 'Aunty Morag'?
* Morag: Oi! Hands off the antiques!
* Lynn Sr.: Oh.
* Morag: "Oh my.
* Lynn Sr.: It was like that already.
* Lynn Sr.: That one's on me.
* Lincoln: Uh, Mr. Angus, sir, what can you tell us about our ancestors?
* Angus: Oh. A grander clan this land has never seen!
* Luna: Whoa.
* Lynn: Whoa-ho!
* Lana: No… way!
* Lisa: Am I experiencing double vision?
* Lynn Sr.: It’s old-timey us!
* Leni: When did we pose for this?
* Lori: Ten girls and one boy. Literally just like us.
* Lucy: That’s amazing.
* Luna: Yes!
* Lincoln: Yeah… How about that?
* Morag: Just a week. Only for a week.
* Angus: Would you fancy a look at the rest of the castle?
* Louds: Yes!
* Luan: Last one to their room is a Scotch egg! Get it?
* Morag: Oh!
* Leni: No, I don’t!
* Morag: No touching!
* Lola: It’s just impossible to find good help these days.
* Luan: Woo-hoo!
* Morag: Oh! No roughhousing. Hey, you! Hey, hands off the tapestries. Tapestries!
* Lincoln: So, let me guess. The sisters were all special, right?
* Angus: Oh, aye. All were exceptional. Our loch has never seen anything quite like the Loud lassies.
* Lincoln: Of course…
* Angus: But, there was also-
* Lynn: Oh, Stinkin'!
* Luan: Lincoln!
* Lola: Lincoln!
* Luna: Come here!
* Lana: Hurry!
* Lisa: Chop, chop!
* Lincoln: Sorry, Angus, I gotta go. What? What is it?!
* Lori: You have to see this!
* Lincoln: Wow! Look at this!
* Lori: We all get our own rooms!
* Sisters: Lincoln, come look!
* Luna: I can jam in peace!
* Lincoln: Cool!
* Lucy: I can rest in peace.
* Lincoln: Spooky.
* Lola: No more tea parties ruined by Lana's burping!
* Lana: "Wanna bet?" (burps)
* Lori: My room has a hot tub.
* Lincoln: Yeah, I noticed.
* Lisa: I've found my happy place!
* Lily: Boom-boom!
* Leni: Mine has a fashion runway!
* Lincoln: Styling.
* Luan: Mine is big enough to be a comedy club!
* Lynn: Haha! We each have our own bathroom!
* Siblings: What?!
* -Don't you kid with us.
* -That is part of the family ultimate dreamhouse.
* -We're not joking.
* Lynn: I'm gonna take, like, a hundred leaks a day!
* Angus: Ah, there you are, lad! Now, before you were whisked away, I tried to tell you that the most special of all your ancestors was the Duke.
* Lincoln: The Duke?
* Angus: Aye. And don’t you know, you’ll be staying in his room.
* Lincoln: Whoa... Wait. The boy in the painting was the Duke?
* Angus: Aye.
* Lincoln: Hang on. The boy in the painting with the white hair was the Duke?
* Angus: Aye.
* Lincoln: The boy in the painting with the white hair that had ten sisters and looked just like ME…was the Duke?!"
* Angus: The one and only! He was the most special Loud there ever was.
* Lincoln: Yes!
* Angus: Far and wide, people knew his name. His deeds were noble. His heart was stout.
* Lynn and Lana: Whoa.
* Lynn: Sweet digs, Stinkin'.
* Lincoln: The boy was the Duke!
* Lana: Whatever tugs your tonsils, bro. Hey, Angus, what's the deal with all the dragon stuff?
* Angus: Ah, so you noticed! If it's dragons you fancy, there's something you should see. Come with me. The reason why dragons are celebrated here is that they are a part of our history.
* Lana: I knew it! Dragons are for reals.
* Lynn: (imitates a buzzer) Sounds like hooey to me.
* Angus: Oh, they’re as real as the tartan in my kilt. In fact, your ancestors had their very own dragon. And when the family left, so did she.
* Lana: Whoa, a dragon cave!
* Lynn: Keep dreamin'.
* Angus: If it’s proof you need, take a look at what your ancestors’ dragon left behind.
* Lynn: Whoa!
* Lana: Oh man, I told you!
* Lynn: This is whack-a-doodle!
* Angus: Miss Lynn, if you wouldn’t mind taking Miss Lily for a moment. Just as we hoped that someday Louds would return…we hoped a dragon would too. (gasps to see that the egg is a empty shell) It’s hatched!
* Lana: You mean there’s a dragon on the loose in here?
* Lily: Uh-oh.
* Angus: No sudden movements. Easy does it. Remain-
* Lynn and Lana: Angus!
* Angus: Ah! Run for your lives!
* Lana: Awww...
* Lily: Puppy dragon!
* Lana: So cute!
* Lynn: Look at that wittle face!
* Lana: We gotta name this little pup!
* Lily: Lela!
* Lana: Lela.
* Luan: I love her so much.
* Lucy: She’s so cute.
* Lisa: Biologically improbable, yet...so adorable.
* Lana:  Can we keep her? Can we keep her?
* Rita: Okay. But I am not changing her diaper.
* Luna: Dude, pick a key!
* Rita: Uh, what are you doing, honey?
* Lincoln: Duke-ing.
* Lana: Right in front of us?
* Lola: You know we have our own bathrooms now?
* Lana: Nice toilet paper scarf.
* Leni: Seriously? Pantaloons this time of year?
* Luan: I think Lincoln's gone a little panta-looney. Get it?
* Lincoln: Aah! What the what? At least someone knows royalty when they see it. The rest of you might wanna get on board, 'cause this Loud is about to rule!
* Lynn Sr.: Dinner... is... served.
*Lincoln: I'm okay.

Lynn Sr.: I cooked everything in the castle!

Louds: Whoa!

Lynn Sr.: I ran out of garlic, so I used Gaelic!

Luan: (laughs) Good one, Dad.

* Luan: I call the turkey!
* Rita: Save some for me!
* Lynn: Yay, burritos!
* Morag: This is all your doing!
* Angus: It was my pleasure!
* Angus: What a day! The Louds are back, and so is a dragon! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
* Lily: Bawitotos.
* Rita: I'm so glad we did this.
* Lynn Sr.: (Scottish accent) Aye, m’lady. What a happy clan we have.
* Lincoln: Thanks, Angus.
* Lily: Burritos!
* Lincoln: So, what's a guy gotta do to become the Duke around here?
* Morag: Come again?
* Lincoln: I was thinking about it, and the Duke and I look alike. We both have ten sisters, white hair, a turkey tail, we’re the same height…
* Lily: Dragon.
* Luan: Holy moly, she grows fast!
* Lily:  Big girl.
* Lincoln: ...so, the way I see it, A plus B equals me being the new Duke. What do you think?
* Angus: Lincoln, I'm afraid it's not that simple, lad.
* Morag: Wisely spoken. You should listen to Angus.
* Angus: One can only become the Duke by making life better for the people and our village.
* Lincoln: I see. Help the town, and become the Duke. Piece of cake. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do ‘cause tomorrow, I'm gonna Duke this town up! Oh yeah!

* Morag: You fool! Blathering on to that feather-brained boy about becoming the Duke!
* Angus: Oh, the people would love a new Duke.
* Morag: (mocking) 'Oh, the people would love a new Duke!' I don't care a jot about those peasants.
* Angus: "They're not peasants, Morag, they're our neighbors, friends."
* Morag: "Enough of your twattle! Thanks to you flapping your gob, I'm stuck with these hooligans! Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like...
* Angus: Ping-pong balls?
* Morag: Just to reach the bathroom on time!
* Angus: That's rather catchy.
* Morag: Don't you get cheeky with me. My ancestors have cared for this castle in peace and quiet ever since they drove away- I mean, ever since, you know, the first Louds sailed away forever. Oh, I deserve better than to be banished to your wretched hovel.
* Angus:  It’s only for a week. And you'll have oodles of quietness here in my little castle. Should I give you the grand tour--Oh. G'night… Morag.
* Lucy: Castle spirits, hear my plea. I summon a Loud from my family. On mystic winds, across Scottish moors, send the girl who once walked these floors.
* Luan: What time is it?
* Lola: It's late.
* Rita: I'm still parachute-lagged.
* Lincoln: What's this about, Luce? I need my Duke sleep.
* Lucy: My family from this world, meet our family from another: Lucille Loud.
* Lucille: (appears from the painting) Charmed, I'm sure.
* Lynn Sr.: G-G-Ghost! (flees and runs into the knight's armor)
* Leni: OMGhost!
* Lana: She's like a glow-in-the-dark Lucy.
* Lucille: It's a pleasure to meet you, and to be home after four-hundred years.
* Lisa: (gasps) Dragons and ghosts?
* Lana: This place has everything!
* Lori: Whoa! She's literally floating.
* Luna: Whoa.
* Leni: Love the see-through look.
* Rita: Honey.
* Lynn Sr.: (waking up) Wha…?
* Rita: We did take this trip to meet relatives.
* Lynn Sr.: Yeah, but not creepy ghosty ones.
* Lucille: I heard that.
* Lynn Sr: (screams)