Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Loud House Movie/Transcript (section)

==='''''The Man with the plan/Ordinary Me/Advice From a Friend'''''===
(In the morning in the Loud House, Lincoln has a meeting with his youngest sister Lily in his room)

* Lincoln: Okay, Lily, I didn’t wake you up at six in the morning just to play. It’s time for another lesson on how to survive in a big family.
* Lily: Poo-poo.
* Lincoln: (pulls up slideshow) Lesson #374: Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
* Lily: Bawitotos!
* Lincoln: Now that you have teeth, you’ll want one of Dad’s famous breakfast burritos all to yourself.
* Lily: Wiwy!
* Lincoln: Just like your sisters.
* Lily: (walks up to the screen) Sisters!
* Lincoln: Which means it’s you against them at the table.
* Lily: (gasps) Uh-oh.
* Lincoln: Don’t worry, because your big brother is the Man with the Plan. Patent pending.
* Lily: (giggles)
* Lincoln: (turns off projector) And today’s plan is to get to those burritos before our sisters wake up. (smells) I can smell ’em now. Okay, Lily, it’s go time! (tears off pajamas into his regular clothes)
* Lily: (takes off diaper and flings it to the wall) Poo-poo.

(In the bathroom)

* Lincoln: (putting on Lily's diaper) So all you need to do is just watch and learn. Because around here, no one outsmarts Lincoln...(sees his other sisters are already up) Loud.
* Lori: Nice try, Lincoln, but you’re not the only one who remembered it's Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
* Sisters: Yay! Burritos! (running downstairs)

(Then, Lincoln literally pulls the rug out off the stairs making the sisters land outside as Lily close the door)

* Lori: Lincoln!
* Lincoln: (high-fives Lily) The key to having a plan is to always have a backup plan.
* Lily: Backup plan.
* Lynn Sr.: (coming in with burritos) ♫ Hot, burritos, hot, hot burritos, hey! Do a little dance and move your feet-os! ♫ Hey! Morning, Lincoln. Hello, Lily.
* Lily: Bawitotos!
* Lynn Sr.: That's right, sweetie. Bawitotos. Hey, where's the rest of your sisters? I thought I heard them coming down.
* Lincoln: Did you? (slyly) Huh...
*(Just as Lincoln was about to take a bite, the Loud sisters busted in angry and hungry)
* Lincoln: Uh-oh.

(The girls started wrecking the table for the burritos, as Lincoln and Lily hide under the table)

* Lincoln: (sighs) Sorry, Lily. So much for watching and learning.
* Lily: (pulls a burrito out from her diaper) Backup plan!
* Lincoln: (impressed) Oh-ho-ho! (split the burrito) The student has become the master!
* Rita: (blows whistles) Lola, we need to go if you want to make it to your recital on time."
* Lisa: Don't forget my science fair!
* Lucy: I have the Junior Morticians' Death Match.
* Lana: I'm working pit crew at the race track!
* Lynn: Soccer playoffs!
* Luan: Joke-A-Palooza!
* Luna: Don't forget my shred-off!
* Rita: (screams in shock) You all have activities today?!
* Leni: Not me.
* Rita (sighs in relief)
* Leni: I just have my fashion show.
* Rita: (shocked) That's an activity, honey!
* Lynn Sr.: We're not prepared for this. This is a ding-dang disaster! What do we do?! (freaking out) Don't panic! Don't panic! (screams) DON'T PANIC!
* Lincoln: Relax, everybody. I got this. Another lesson, Lily. (puts headphones on Lily) It's always more important to help your family than to outsmart 'em. (holds up megaphone) Alright Louds, let's go, go, go! Lori, golf clubs.
* Lori: Thanks, Linc!
* Lincoln: Leni, measuring tape.
* Leni: Thanks, Lincoln!
* Lincoln: Luna, guitar.
* Luna: Thanks, bro!
* Lincoln: Lynn, soccer ball.
* Lynn: Yeah-yuh!
* Lincoln: Luan, rubber chicken. 
*Luan: (laughs)
*Lincoln: Lucy, black veil.
* Lucy: Thanks.
* Lincoln: Lola, flaming baton.
* Lola: Thanks, Lincoln!
* Lincoln: Lana...Wrench set.
* Lana: Thanks, Linc!
* Lincoln: Lisa, ammonium di...
* Lisa: Dichromate. Thank you, male sibling.
* Rita: Alright, we got everything?
* Lynn Sr.: Yup, we're good to go!
* Lincoln: Mom, Dad, you forgot something! (holding an angry Lily)
* Rita: Oh, sorry, sweetie.

(On the road)

* Lynn Sr.: Okay, where to first?
* Lucy: Cemetery.
* Lana: Race track!
* Lynn: Soccer field!
* Lincoln: Dad, Lori's first. Take a right!
* Lori: Can someone please hold this for a minute?
* Lincoln: I got it! Leni's next! Go left! I know a shortcut!
* Lynn Sr.: Who's next?
* Lincoln: It's Luna time!
* Lincoln: Go, Luna!
* Luna: Thanks, bro!
* Lincoln: Go, go, go!
* Luan: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 
*Luan: Hey, Lincoln!
* Lincoln: I got it.
* Lynn: She shoots...She scores! Lincoln, catch!
* Lincoln: Oof! Got it! Dang it.
* Lucy: Lincoln.
* Lincoln: You're next, Lola!
* Lola: Uh-uh!
* Lincoln: Ow!
* Lola: Hands off!
* Lincoln: Come on! We gotta get to Lana's race!
* Lana: Lincoln will hold it.
* Lincoln: Lisa, you're up!

(At Lynn's Table)

* Sisters: We are the Louds! Loud and proud! We are the Louds! Loud and proud! We are the Louds...!
* Rita: (exhausted) Oh! We did it. Thank you, Lincoln.
* Lynn Sr.: You sure know how to keep the old Loud fam' running smoothly, kiddo.
* Scoots: Yeah, Loud and too loud.
* Lynn Sr.: Honey, let's get a pic of the kids for our Loud Wall of Fame.
* Rita: Oh, great idea! Everyone, hold up your trophies!
* Leni: Get my good side.
* Lola: I only have good sides.
* Lynn: Yeah!
* Lucy: Not sure I'll show up, but...
* Luan: Get my funny side.
* Lincoln: Whoa! Hey! Watch out!
* Rita: Okay, everyone, squeeze in!
* Sisters: Sisters!
* Lincoln: Hey. Guys, wait for me!
* Male Customer: Look, it's the Loud sisters!
* Female Customer: Nobody tosses a baton like that one!
* Old Man: She embalmed my Uncle Jack!
* Male Customer #2: I wish my family was as talented as they are!
* Man: Selfie!
* Woman: Can I get an autograph?
* Scoots: Agh. Enough loudness. Scoots out. Hey! You gotta pay to ride this hog, sonny.
* Lincoln: Wait! Hey! Hey, guys? I want to be in the photo!
* Male Customer #3: Oh, you just must be so proud of your girls.
* Lynn Sr.: You're ding-dang darn tootin'!
* Rita: They are very special.
* Scoots: No trophy, no photo! Loserrrrrrr!
* Lynn: Guess what?! I'm gonna be in the newspaper!
* Lola: That lady wants to interview us on TV!
* Lori: Most 'likes' ever!
* Lola: Me too!
* Lynn Sr.: How cool is that?!
* Sisters: YEAH! (cheering)
* Lynn Sr.: Let's go home and put these trophies on display!
* Luan: Yeah!
* Lincoln: I wish everyone thought I was special...(Ordinary Me starts to play)

''They say it doesn't matter''

''How you look or where you've been''

''So why do I need a thousand likes''

''To feel like I fit in?''

''I'd probably have it easy''

''If I were the only kid'' 

''But when you live with ten superstars''

''It's hard for you to win''

''I wish I could be'' 

''Someone extraordinary''

''But I'm just me''

''And that's too ordinary''

''Is there ever gonna be''

''A place in the spotlight just for me?'' 

''When the world can finally see''

''I'm special like my family''

''Will there be a time''

''When I really shine?'' 

''Am I always gonna be''

''Plain old ordinary me? (Ah-ah-ah)'' 

''Plain old ordinary me?''

''Am I always gonna be''

''Plain old, regular, boring''

''Unremarkable, ordinary me?''

(At Clyde's House)

* Clyde: Ordinary? You're talking crazy.
* Lincoln: You're just saying that because you're my best friend. Name one thing that makes me special.
* Clyde: How about three? You've read every single Ace Savvy comic twice, you're the fifth best junior magician in Royal Woods, and that history report you wrote? It was like I was at the signing of the Declaration of Independence! Oh! And you can sing. That's four!
* Lincoln: Anyone can do those things. (groans) Admit it, Clyde. I'm always going to be stuck in my sisters' shadows! (buries his face into the counter)
* Clyde: I know exactly what'll cheer you up. My homemade cream puffs. Or as I like to call them…dream puffs'.

(Lincoln takes one and loves it but then falls into a crying despair)

* Clyde: What?! What is it?! Too much cinnamon?! Not enough cinnamon?! Actually, the recipe doesn't call for cinnamon, but I can add it in--
* Lincoln: No, no, no, Clyde, it's the best! It's just that you, my sisters...everyone is good at something. Except me...(continues to cry)
* Clyde: (to himself) Nice one, Clyde. You just made it worse. Well, I’m not that good at baking.
* Lincoln: "Then how do you explain this?"
* -And the ones on the ceiling?
* Clyde: I’m just lucky.
* -Yeah, "lucky".
* Clyde: Baking runs in my family.
* Lincoln: What do you mean?
* Clyde: Remember when I took that trip to France with Nana Gayle? That’s where I met my great Nana May, who owns a bakery in Paris.
* Nana May: Bonjour.
* Clyde: She told me about my great-great Nana Collette, who ran a crepe shop in Calais.
* Nana Collette: Bonjour.
* Clyde: And my great-great-great-great-great Nana Helene, who baked for the French royal family.
* Nana Helene: Enchanté.
* Clyde: When I got home, Nana Gayle showed me their recipe books, and I made cream puffs.  She said baking was in my genes, just like Nana May, Nana Collette, and Nana Helene.

(The flashback ends as Lincoln gasps excitingly)

* Clyde: Sorry, was that confusing? It was a lot of nanas.
* Lincoln: No. You just gave me an awesome idea! (heads off) You’re the best, best friend ever!